so fresh so clean
/asean/
first for gn
what did peruANO mean by this?
uhh guys?
wake up chuds
Good morning saars
guys???
GMS
gm chuddies
"If it's not for you, it's not for you" is the most annoying catchphrase ever
Bros, I've been working the same job for years, it's a great job but I don't know if I can do it anymore. It drives me nuts.
Bros, I've been unemployed all my life, it's a great lifestyle don't get me wrong but I don't know if I can do it anymore. It drives me nuts.
just be self employed bro.
Can't you just like join the military or some shit? I mean this might not be a good time to do it because you might get Ukraine'd or something idk.
already 30 yrs old
only have around 2m php, or 33.333 usd worth of savings in my account
Yep, it's so fucking over for me. I probably will never get married in this lifetime.
Bros, I've been working the same first job for three years, it's a very easy job but I don't know if I can do it anymore. It drives me nuts.
Try grabfood for the lul maybe?
It hasn't even been an hour and I'm already bored at work rn
Malondesh ini kalah dengan zionist. Malon sebut Indonesian sebagai Israel tapi Malondesh punya kerjasama dengan Jew
Indonesia into OECD soon
queen of /asean/
pagi?
I wanna cheat so bad bros…
How to suppress the lust?
Love your wife
Don't be like thaikot
just do it
85
I’m in the top 5% if not 2% of males in this city and i’m forced to he monogamous. Think about how I feel when there so many nubile women here who would love to hop on my dick.
If you really love your wife she will never find out
If you want funny indonesian tv shows, that means shows from 2002-2009
extravaganza (trans tv)
Variety show, with good budget. Use tons of shooting sets
Bajaj bajuri (trans tv)
Daily life and suffering of triwheel-for-hire driver
Suami-suami takut istri (trans tv)
A good comedy about indonesian men fearing their wives
republik mimpi, democrazy (metro tv)
Satirical political shows on public issues
People may suggest other shows. But for me, none of them exceed my expectation because KPI "Komisi Penyiaran Indonesia" panders to moralfags and people who had panic attacks or seizure when they see blood, corpses, women boobs& cleavage.
Nice numbers but you will never find more happiness than a wife and kids.
.
watchu talmbout?
The Nintendo Switch 2 is actually has a much better GPU than the Deck
at this similar price, youre dumb if you've bought the Deck OLED
You can't play eroge on shitch 2
^tsmt
thats why tendies are manchildren in arrested development
Too many pretentious tangalogs again
need a white girl with this belt
idgi
TOO LEWD
still sfw thoughbeit
pagi
Family member asks me for money just because I live in a Condo. Why are SEA relatives so shameless?
last night, I dreamed that dave grohl played the drums at my party, and then he forgot how to play the song "smells like teen spirit"
reminder
southoidbros....
What are you guys having for lunch?
Thinking of ordering another 2pcs chicken from my McDonald's app
Why not jollibee? I got some leftover malay food.
Uh oh the bisayad schizo got out of his cage again
I’m craving boat noodles again. might have to go grab some.
McDonald's has bigger portions
What Malay leftovers?
Enjoy your meal friend
uuh
Vaxxbros...
top 5%
only $190k in USD
I assume you're in your early 20s then? And if so, you must've owned a lot of property to confidently say you're top 5% in your country
i have brekkie figured out (cereal and milk) but idk what for lunch
probably a sandwich from the shop next to my job
Four heavenly kings, chicken satay and char kwey teow/
I was at $400k-$500k a few months back. I’m only 30.
any boomers
Not bad
Pls invest in my company I'll give you a 1.25% annual return
That ass I get 7% from the S&P 500
And the reactive Tangalog panzee posted like he didn't got his feelings hurt again kek
Ass&Pee 500
Lol it's not gonna stay 7% forever
I'd rather just apply for Singaporean citizenship and buy Singaporean bonds if I were you
chuds
Singapore is literally a poor ass fuck city-state that derives it revenue from being a middle-man port for oil deliveries and goods.
Been there and wasn’t impressed. Plus there the taxation issue, I ain’t giving up my US citizenship even if I get taxxed I know to control my income to be in the lowest bracket or even get earned income credits.
where finn
nothing is happening
I told you; nothing ever happens.
BR
OWN
Done eating lunch
I wish it was 5pm already
Enjoy your meal guys
Better be Pajeet Brown than a Pinoy
peru
ANO
Prayers to the Indonesian pedo anon and /asean/
May Allah keep you and your family safe
Gadis Kecil
nothing happens chud
stop ritualpost
Nigga Singaorean bonds are the best thing you can buy right now
Singapore is literally a poor ass fuck city-state that derives it revenue from being a middle-man port for oil deliveries and goods.
They're not just any middle man port, they're rich as fuck financial hub with a good return, they're even more lucrative than US stocks and markets right now, not unless you're part of the US Congress kek
They're too mentally ill to stop. My condolences.
who is your bet for the next pope peruANO?
would you get mad if they elected a WHITE pope?
I like gwen she's so cute and slim and lean and brown
I’m getting 4% right now just being invested in a fidelity government money market fund kek.
Singapore bonds seem to be around 3% plus i’m not being taxxed on my return since it state and municipal bonds.
Also you shouldn’t be touching bonds until you’re like 40, they are stabilizers not growth components.
this shit is some next level boomer energy. I’m talking 60–70 yo boomer here. must be something about that jewllywood influence from back then.
189K
That's not enough wealth to keep a mistress, anon. Just hire a maid or two to ease your wife workload
Why are SEA relatives so shameless?
Because for these poorfags, the only way to "upgrade" their lifestyle is to take things from other people. And they think that behavior is OK
This backward thinking is what libtards and champagne socialist thought and taught, by the banner of "wealth redistribution"
Given enough time, they will return to a position before they received the wealth transfer
There's another antiquated thought in Indonesia. Let's say someone had a phone or a motorcycle, then it was stolen. It could be said the property "bukan berkah" (not (a) blessing) since it doesn't last until it was resold or broke... the wealth used to purchase the goods are illicitly gained or disliked by God
When the gibs recipient's wealth doesn't grow after years of wealth transfer, it reinforced this thought.
Low risk investments have no thrill. Just come and invest in my company. High risk, high reward.
Should I ask my relative who lives in a condo for money?
I bet for the jesuit Tagle to become the new Pope due the Jesuits who are the strongest force in the Vatican want to promote hispanism to obtain volunteers from former spanish colonies in Latam and the Philippines to fight against Russia, China, Iran.
second option is Matteo Zuppi
You should talk when you have $189k in your trading account
i thought you hated hispanistas peruANO?
Friend, I have $500k, my account are broken into several other custodians. I’m waiting for my severence to be finalized to roll my 30k from another account into fidelity.
OHNONONO PERUANO BROS BILL GATES IS COMING AFTER OUR DENISOVAN GENES
tfw zoomers younger than me already have $500k in their account
Feels like I'm an embarrassment desu, it truly is over for me.
binisisters... it's over
Like they really have one lmao. You can fucking larp everybody you wanted to because it is anonymous and shit.
Im absolutely against hispanism. Tagle as the first non-white put on the leadership of the Vatican that is a 2000 years old white institution, it helps to make the world less white.
whites due their neanderthal cannibal ancestry could be considered predators and asian due their denisovan vegetarian ancestry could be considered the prey
so in an ecosystem with each time less whites (less predators) and with more asians (more preys) then predators could kill more preys.
and thats the white Gates with his vaccines for millions of Indonesians. but still to maintaine the ecosystem stable preys must reproduce faster than predators.
at the end whites will never be able to genocide all the non-whites.
Saigons are generally nice, while provincials are rude and aggressive,niggas kill eachother for 1m2 of land down there
How did you bring food to the table all along, then?
unemployed all my life
Woah, the rich are nice because they are rich.
Who knew, also they are only nice to those at their level.
Majority of the posters here are larping, bisayad.
He larps as a brokie while having a silver spoon in all of his orfices. NTAT
has crippling debt, rent issues, etc.
"your mindset is wrong; you should do this and that or fuck off from our clique"
Do people really
Mnokey mad
that's retarded the whole society of city dwellers is meek, from the poor to rich, while rural agrarian is still ruled by some unspoken local law
yalord org india baunya nyegat banget
To tell strangers your real time asset balance, is incredibly stupid. That's like painting a huge target on your ass
I guess, for most people, it's senseless to live in humility
Ok, mistress is on the table
man, kys class obsess retard
What is this keeping up with the joneses? I hate that shit, I wouldn’t be where I am today if I did all the dumbshit diaspora asians do.
"Little dick" ego boosting is a tangalog meta itt
Nigger I have a rich af cousin, I see how they treat those poorer than them and I also see the fear of the poor.
Ain’t nothing classist about it, also SEA is a hierarchical society.
How does it feel to be inferior to Pajeets the moment you're born? That's how it is for Pinoys everyday.
muh le cousin is a dick therefore all rich are le dick
it's speak more of your barbarian genetic
we're cooked
It literally all of them, in fact my cousins are better than most they take poorer relatives and put them through school. are you a dumb expat that can’t see this shit?
Tagle
he's tsinoy doe not indigena
Imagine being down bad being a poo in the loo lmao
How old is this? Rafale just got smoked by Chinese missiles
Pajeets are just that better than Pinoys, I don't make the rules.
you apply your framework of society into my? as far as i remeber has your society ever not a shitholes? it's more symptom of a shithole than general rules that gorvern SEA society or what ever it is
What's with I.T. and mental illness?
To well paid, same with tech bros in the states. Biggest sexual deviants.
Anyone with a QRD on the BINI stuff?
lunch time is over, wagies
oh kay tagal din kitang minahal
are they? IT guys here are more of nerds than mental.
You guys are right, your friends in high school are real. Meanwhile your friends from college are the most toxic ones you'll ever have post-graduation. Jesus. Can't believe grown-ass men act like pussy is all that matters while in the face of bankruptcy. Get better friends, everyone.
Filipino IT culture here is wildly different. You'd even get retards here telling IT people to fix their broken washing machines or fridges.
pedotroons love them now
stop copying me chud
Mnokey see mnokey do i guess
i found flipcore
reiriot.bandcamp.com
Senyuman mu mbak ^///^
I'd call it nintendo-punk
stop simping for MID
Monkeypox general
wtf we are now ending our relationship with cina and back to west?
when I watched this movie, I was like, "whoa, they’re really on point with the IT guy portrayal." the mc is literally the same as the IT department dude from my old office (but he wasn’t as autistic as the mc, tho).
so who won the pope cup
black smoke so no one yet
another conclave la
2m php
only
*sry, wrong pic
i feel bad for him
he's an outcast, chinese community in malaysia doesn't want him, that's why he seek wignat approval
look at BINI
most of their songs are just being a whore
Whoa
sama paki bau-an mana jo
jawak lagi jawak lagi
Wait he's a Malay chink? I thought he's Melayu for the longest time.
pagi
Ian
Miles
Cheong
Ah yes the 3 quintessential malay names
cheong is a very malay sounding surname
Wears a turtleneck on his X DP just to look less than a retard
dobry
He's still much more popular than you
dobrydobry
what's good what's new
kys pedo freak
ffs i bought pairs of fake earrings twice and all of them are lost
pierogi, signori
my wife
how you doin' kotbro
why are sea chinese like this in the west?
Cari uangnya ngga barokah
Yang penting cuan
watched how to train your dragon
imma sleep soon
Nope, completely opposite for me. Friends in HS were meh and rude to me, my college friends are my homies.
How to get a mistress? My wife been sticking to me like gum and i’m literally only allowed to stay home or go out with her past 6.
faye reagan died
so wypipo loves kitty too?
nice
you seen megamind?
I habe kitty keychain on my car keys
she is really well known here, but we know very little about the other sanrio characters
did israel lose interest in /asean/? no psyops or indoanon today
no i have not watched megamind
shekels on pending
we're low priority
India at war
so no indians
Israel taking over Gaza
so no Israelis
it's time
listening to cousins by ye
indo-paki thread proves yisreal posters are also indians.
war
Nothing ever happens chud
aseanbros we're rooting for zuppi to be the next pope
im retarded
every ultra rich person ive met are either ultrasaints or extremely twofaced evil. even my rich relatives
no inbetween
why is that
because of the gravity of the earth
Well my mon has tried to help my country farmer relatives and it has only ended up biting us in the ass.
Now we dont help no one and get called stingy diaspora. Usually everything ends when I tell them we want an official contract or no funds.
Munificently still... I denounce YeHoVaH.
I denounce Yeshua/Jesus.
I denounce Muhammad/Allah.
I denounce Abraham.
Hail Jupiter-Eloah, explicitly and implicitly.
Amen, so mote it be.
How to get a mistress? My wife been sticking to me like gum
Ask your wife. Either she roleplay as a mistress or recommend one of her friend which she can get along with as mistress
Just how absurd it is, husband has to satisfy emotional needs of wife; a wife should satisfy her husband's lust
This is just dogshit grim.
Why doesnt bini have good fancams like kpop? even nugus hage great fancams
Vietnamese porn is the best sea porn
proofs?
BARU
why does he have pork on his profile pic?
is he kuffar?
lmfao
him admitting to blowing his cousin is still better
It was never really clear to me if Ye is unironically a part of BLACKED or not
It's allegedly our current vice president also the son of jokowi
6pm
time to sleep
too early chud
snacking on egg tarts rn
eating spanish bread from a bakery near me
snack on my eggs
hanging with my cousin reading dirty magazines
posting on asean
time to mow the lawn
odds maggi + coffee
evens sleep
1 USD = 4.28 MYR
Coupled with the fact that he lives in East Malaysia ( shithole ), he's doing all he can to survive off retarded white people on the 'net.
he make a career out of Anon Babble shitpost and baiting. he is a true Anon.
Indomie for dinner
what, he's Sarawakian?
always assumed he's from Perak or Johor for some reason
Where do /asean/ fit in this chart?
This
Yea. His name was mentioned in the Panama Papers afaik and it included his business address. And I'm pretty sure he's hinted at it time and again.
Least self hating pinoy
i'm between G and H
165 cm
65 kg
12.5 cm
I looks like E2 I think
Am between H2-G2 trying to be F8
165cm
skinnyfat
Iya bro gw pendek lu tinggi, iya iya gw tingginya cuma segituan sementara lu setinggi tiang basket iya gw tau bro
put on the maid outfit
biar pendek yang penting kaya
Kneel before me, midget
shorter than my oma
Grim. At least you're not 156cm minang or sub 140cm literal midgets
i advise you to start troonmaxxing sweetie
do you lick your fingers while flipping the pages?
trvke of the day: most indogs itt are 150cm tops
Talk shit all you want but that's like average height of indogs men
For everyone of you that is >165 cm there's one poor in dog that is < 165 cm
Riaubros what do u think of him?
Supported by Banteng
Governor of cultural core of Indonesian Malay
If Mega took the Demulpill he might compete gemoy
but does he work out
it's the same people pointed by the same lord
i never regretted my golput chud
It feels good to have a diaspora relative. You get free money, the latest technology and sustain your neet lifestyle on their income.
Why haven't you done this?
indogchud is 150cm
stop being poor
Getting shamed by my fucking parents because I didn’t give a niece $10 for picking up shit…
Why am I expected to shell out money as a fucking Diaspora. I don’t get this shit.
I’ve considered my shit paid as my parents already got scammed by relatives for $20k and somehow they expect me to keep mingling with them.
The fuck is wrong with my parents.
welcome to southeast asia
tall oma
do you know the implication of this? you basically just exposed yourself as a sheltered chink.
no average person calls their grandma 'oma' except for rich chink and pribumi families.
even assuming you're a pribumi, your oma will most likely be less than a 155cm tall since all pribumi born in <1950 grew up in a harsh condition, even the priyayi still only eat whatever available for them. making it obvious that your family is likely to be a rich generational merchant from china
Pfft
Which is better? Working 12 hours a day in a manual labor job for $200/month or getting $500 monthly from your relatives abroad
NIGGA JUST LIFTMAX
EAT
LIFT
MASTURBATE
trust the plan
Is this real? Goddamnit im old
$510. Your relatives overseas are paying remittance fees on top of that jej.
About 11% of men aged 25-54 are not working and aren’t looking for work. How are they surviving? -
Talk shit all you want but that's like average height of indogs men
For everyone of you that is >165 cm there's one poor in dog that is < 165 cm
Ah yes, it's the poor who drag the average down.
That's why eugenics policy should be employed, so we can reach the +62/2 average height
kek busted
Why do you guys hate cinak men but lust for the cinak women? Applies to flips too.
he's a swammy jew, a filthy londo.
whatever helps you sleep at night midget
literally who governor outside of java will never be relevant to national politics
This, even for rich chink grandmas it's still rare to be >165cm
Nobody hates chinese men. SEA men won't bite the very hand that feeds them.
so fresh so clean
youtu.be
youtube.com
i confirmed i was not gay when i first saw this
cinak can be the most greedy people you ever met or straight up kind and generous
but from my experiences, the most kind are older cinak
meanwhile the younger one are that arrogant rich boy hedonistic george sugama halim stereotype
I just bought a brand new Thinkpad.
What do I win?
draw porn
Nothing still more evil than the filipino business owner.
i want to draw that hyperrealistic anime illustration style that looks like oil painting
but now it's ruined by AI
youtu.be
tfw it's 2008 and this is what i hear after i bought pirated naruto VCD from a chinese seller
buying a new thinkpad
Any games I should be downloading to play on my steam deck?
you should buy gaming laptop instead.
cigarette finished
budget for today finished also
its only 8pm, lets see if i can last till tomorrow without any cigs :)
Expedition 33
smoking is bad for you chud
Mine died in less than a year.
I think it's stupid.
retard poor
war
nothing happened chud
Did you keep playing games on it in HD while charging?
That's a good way of killing them kek
india won chud
fuck off, i will never buy snus
skill issue
Saar...
stop consuming tobacco chuds
It's not my fault.
My older business laptop has removable battery. The gaming laptop doesn't.
Was there really no way of repairing it?
NEW
inb4 too early chud
Top of the line gaming laptops were all dual cores back then.
It's unusable now.
Well that's a shame
All that money down the drain
too early chud
friends out playing snooker
other friends doing assignments
what do i do?
KEK
There he is
just bee urself
listen to the new ye song guys
being myself
one part of me is saying "go for a nightly jog"
the other part of me is saying "ramen and beer"
haram kuffar
Why not jog then get ramen and beer after?
Nobody does. It's a standard tactic used by politicians to deflect their own retardation and incompetence to keep their popularity ( while colluding with Mainland Chinks for maximum profit in the dl )
holy shit you're a genius
alcohol is haram chud
I mean you could do both things at once bro haha
There's no need to choose
eu5 announcement in 2 hours for my map painter niggas
300
too early chud
nigga heil hitler
Except Medan's guvna