choli 'dish
/brit/
poo smells lmao
need to smash her curryhole in
We're in here
genuinely mad how 190 trooned out in like 2021 and we're the ones that have had to deal with the aftermath
just made an irl friend :D
QUEEN OF THE SLAGS
Corr what a lovely day for a crisp cold pint of Sicilian lager
Cheers lads
Has a girl ever looked at you like this?
like this song me
About to take a massive tax and car insurance loss in the next month, not looking forward to it
girls only look at me in disgust
the indians and their jewish zionist orbiters have done it again they cast an indian as an arab character this makes my blood boil!
the beatles are shite
actually hate them
*ahem*
Corr what a lovely day for a crisp cold pint of Sicilian lager
Cheers lads
brewed in macclesfield
good song though
dark fruits weather this
thinking about becoming an extra-terrestrial alien
wonder how you get into that?
girls look at you? that's nice
fancy a drink but I already drank heavily the last 12 nights in a row and don't think I should continue the streak
£1000 on car tax and insurance GRIM GRIM GRIM
he looks like a homosexual there
having a watch
suns out pints out as they say i think
reckon no one gives a shit about the current state of the country because everyone drinks just enough to numb themselves
mental how much i cherish black ladies
what about brazilian ladies
what da rorke doin
Sir Jewish Family
they're black
Why do adult women cosplay as 13 year old video game characters in such a sexual and lust provoking way?
Is this not wrong?
you're like a prehistoric fossil cloggers
gimmick is beyond stale
british test. can you tell from the accent where the guy filming is from?
Wales?
ebbw vale mentioned
Video unveils disturbing truth about UK's 'fattest town' where 80% of residents are obese
dailymail.co.uk
What does her being black have to do anything?
nope
might suck a covfefe
if I'm stale, /brit/ is moldy bread
nothing new
nothing interesting
just the same old shit
at least my webms are new
daddy pays mine
had a look at how much this years is gonna cost, 360 quid.
i can handle that.
this looks so fucking sick. so hyped for this game lads
m.youtube.com
You're walking down the highstreet and you see this man. What do you do?
Sir Beer Garden
watched the video and by god some really peng plump ladies in ebbw vale. wanna go there and bang a fat arsed welsh lass
sitting on a well up near the top of a hill listening to Veneer and drawing a picture of a couple who are flying a drone around just up ahead. starting to really come around to summer these past few years.
na na na
Some fucking brown, or some poor cunt who grew up around them.
decent ruby team
Probably just say Alri Danny then walk on. Hate the cunts who pester him
pakistani yes
fucking raging, bought a multipack of walkers salt and vinegar crips yesterday
opened a bag and thought id check the date just in case and they've been out of date since february
fucking asda CUNTS
ruby team
swinging violently between manic depression and pure joy
Maybe, but the whole thing seems staged anyway.
ruby team
mccartney bit absolutely wrecks it
as soon as I realised I made the typo I knew the bradleys would start dropping
wow!
Are they stale? If they pass the smell and taste test they're fine.
this will solve our housing shortage, not persimmon or barrett
Inside nightmarish Chinese 'mega-town' with 20,000 crammed into one gigantic 675ft-high apartment block
because of bradley posters i always double check my spelling
i
sir new norm
the cameraman is clearly much more of an "npc" than the man enjoying his bin on his own property
what were you trying to say? i was wondering how it related to ruby
do we need to intervene like kowloon
what's nightmarish about it? it's just a block of flats
that's pretty based to me
had my macbook for 3 years now and still have no clue how im supposed to look at a file i just downloaded or a screenshot i just took
absolute madness
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i like it, it's it's so different, the song wouldn't be anywhere close to as good without his bit
I meant to type "rugby"
hate macbooks so much they're so shit
Ruby Granger's room looks propa smelly
are you specipa jeeds
someone bradley that fool
hot out there lads, it's like an oven
Bet it smells lovely whenever she rubs her hairy minge
want to goon but willy remains soft
any tips?
Corr
really is mad if you think of tech in 30 year increments, how different the world gets. wonder what it will be in 30 years? i bet we have ai generated music being normalised and people subscribe to different music services spending which algorithm they prefer
Bit chilly here
was given one as a work laptop once and they talked about it like it's an amazing perk of the job to have your own shiny macbook. but I couldn't actually write code with it cos it was so so so so slow and have 4GB of RAM which could NOT be upgraded. the company bought a bunch of these in 2021
youtube.com
Will you be in the bin this summer?
red onion on pizza is thje thinking mans topping
was thinking of this the other day. I reckon AI will just be integral to everything, incels will have AI girlfriends and music as you say will be entirely generated. videos too
I am posting from an M2 Pro MBP and it's the best laptop I've ever used. Only poorfag tards seethe at them now.
staged but funny
another nonceton resident, meet at the cock and balls later tonight yeah?
literally just googled Nonceton thinking it was a real place
Does your gf know you're blogposting your date to incels on a Mongolian knitting forum?
you've paid too much money for specs which I bet can't be upgraded whatsoever
ktim
I think to myself "hey that's the takeaway guy" and then I tell some friends about it later on
Nonceton-Upon-Sea, sister city to Poowong
imagine 1995 when the internet existed but wasn't integral then you go to 1965 and it isn't even there then 1935. it's really not that long in human history and everything is changing so fats
refuse to believe anyone would actually pick this over pakiza if they had a choice
just a load of obnoxious bollocks
nigga said "off ya toddle!"
scmsngiusad099
2026 Welsh Senedd election poll
Plaid: 30%
Reform: 25%
Labour: 18%
Conservative 13%
fascinating stuff
freshly-immigrated hands pecked out this post
gammons vote for brexit because they think it will reduce immigration
immigration increases
Lmao
too much money
Poorfag, like I said. I don't mind paying for something enjoyable to use when I spend over 50% of my life using it. You haven't used a recent laptop and it shows.
Incredible that runts like you exist and struggle to understand that people have taste.
sorry, this username has been taken
2026 British Sneed election poll
wondering how courts are gonna handle evidence when audio and video can be completely fabricated by AI in the future. bet they're shitting themselves silly
changing so fats
I don't like bacon very much
very overrated pork preparation imo(in my o(opinion))
too much greentext its hurting my eyes
dave
I use a pc built by myself for under £1000 which is more than enough to suit my needs. but again, feel free to spaff money up the wall, it's yours anyway, you can always buy a football club instead
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no mate that pizza genuinely looks shit crust looks dry as fuck and looks like it would snap and turn it to dust
somehow looks even greasier than pakizza as well
*titty bounces you off of a cliff*
i had bacon this morning with my full english during my visit to Mollies Diner on the A420
WALES MENTIONED
had precum pizza from budgeans
brewed in the UK
revolting cunt
pizza elitism is even more pathetic than burger elitism
dont hate the playa hate the game
they sell that now, do they?
sir paki pizza
this is actually based
nazzi lol
bollocks feel tingly
do you think someone with no experience can learn to build a PC? I want a PC to play games on my old one is getting up in years, is it hard/can I break really expensive parts easily?
rorke being asked to leave the train at the next station after pulling out an rgb sff pc and monitor and verbally abusing the other passengers for not doing the same
/brit/ chavs outing themselves as tasteless plebs again are they
does britain have the whole “fat white woman who has numerous mixed race children” epidemic too?
almost all of the BMWF shit you see irl involves an incredibly obese white woman who has numerous baby daddies
it's very easy as long as you do basic research first
some of the canapés being served at the wedding i was at yesterday were tikka masala pizzas
nan on holiday
might have a wanok
macbooks so good you dont need to upgrade
It's interesting that if you say you're not a racist on Anon Babble then everybody gets angry and flings shit at you
I've never really seen it, I'm sure it exists but I've never come across something like that personally
remember if you want (you)s you should say positive things about iphones or macbooks and runts get fucking furious even if you don't own any apple products it always is a laugh because people get worked up
t.posted from my 4080ti gaming pc virgin box
ironic that you're the one screaming about paki pizza being better than neapolitan pizza but it's everyone else who is elitist not you
that lad's seething because someone slagged his pizza lmao
My mama told me
She said, son, please beware
There's this thing called love
And it's everywhere
… She told me, she can break your heart
And put you in misery
Since I met this little woman
I believe it's happened to me
Let me tell you
… It's too late to turn back now
I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love
It's too late to turn back now
I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love
He never stood a chance
does that say blonde ambition on her swimsuit.
if my last PC has a gtx1080 is it time to upgrade?
quite literally not owned an apple product since the original iPod lol.
funny how there was one lad literally posting pictures of himself while we were at the sharty
eating pizza over the age of 14
Grim. I bet you still wear hoodies too. Grow up
oh also say good stuff about console gaming over pc gaming too, people get mad about that too
build
you just plug things in it's not rocket science
pizza mentioned
leftypol salting his pasta water
wtf
Yes, and the one in black says frat star.
there's like 3 games that would force you to upgrade to a RTX, i'd wait for one or two years
I play video games too
yeah if humans were made to eat green leaves wed diplodocos
ah yes slug pizza
yep, and they always have a child named Kayden or Jayden
Never really understood why nerd freaks on here hate Apple so much. Got an iphone SE in 2020 and hasn't crashed or restarted once in 5 years of hard toil and it was £400. There is a reason why people buy these phones lads dont be contrarian
rorke having a meltdown at the sight of some leaves on his plate
leftypol putting them up his bum
how's it foing lads
my gf's gay best mate always asks me to make difficult pizzas that take ages with my new pizza oven. by the time I can serve them up they are always both recently showered.
literally eating a pizza in my hoodie rn lmao
foing wele mate how about yuo
will be requesting extra semen on my paki pizza tonight
how's it foing lads
people get confused because if you're smart enough to build a PC, and alterative enough to use Anon Babble. You'd know there is literally no benefit for you to use an Apple product.
It's designed for dullos who don't know how to operate computers mate.
scimrnjg
newfag
right well that's a person with their vagina out
just witnessed a fat woman's smelly fanner
just heard thunder
can smell the fishy from here
meatfeast
oh yeah? explain all the computer whizzes in silecone valley who use them
why is every coder using a mac then
watering my grass lavishly during this hit weather, farms and industry use like 90% of the water anyway, me having a lush garden doesn't impact anything, all this "turn off your tap while brushing" stuff is BULLSHIT
because they don't use their phones to actually communicate with other people or do things they just spend countless hours customizing and "optimizing" it really quite sad when you think about it
Posted from my iPhone 12 Pro 512 GB
would go feral on that heffer
I'd only eat it if she wore newspaper knickers. Can't beat the classic taste.
*aggressively starts to lick my monitor*
woman
you can't just assume these things rorke
newfag
grim discolouration on her flabby thighs from all the chafing.
i hate fat people so fucking much
alright rorke bring out the cube
using a mac as a desktop/workstation is retarded but apple silicon macbooks are the best laptops money can buy
Fucking shut up the lot of you I'm trying to THINK
looks like arsehole lad's arse
never seen that, explain that to me.
they dont?
I fucking love fat pussy
they have lots of benefits but unemployed retards with too much time on their hands such as yourself cannot comprehend wanting a machine running Unix that has customer support and a battery that lasts more than 30 minutes
*jolts my hands in front of your face and shakes them around while making mongo noices*
*nasally retard voice*
ermmm iphone bad because you cant reprogramme it in klingon and ancient aramaic or torrent through the freenet on a dark web Tail OS backend...
I used an iPhone 6 which lasted years and was fine until I got an iPhone 14 Pro, which is great, and an M2 MacBook Pro since it just werks, after previously never having one. It's always jeets in skin colour or spirit who seethe about upgradability and specifications too, always for playing fucking video games even though they cope otherwise. If I need better specifications, which I do for work purposes, then work provides me with a workstation. The ecosystem is so good for portable devices.
Give it a rest you fucking homo
well you walk into silecone valley and bang you see them. they could call it macbook valley and im sure they would agree
hairline looks like the golden arches
blud was right
he's positively harvesting those (You)s
you are watching a master at work
managed to rub the skin of my finger pads raw through wanking and they're beginning to peel
hard cope
rattled fat freak. give your heart a rest you corpulent cunt
you fucking black nogger
but unemployed retards with too much time on their hands
30 minutes of research is too much time?
I take it you're an oil rig worker working 16 hour shifts?
never seen that. never seen a programmer say "oh mate check out my new macbook"
never
nat figger
explaining my difficulties to the DWP
How so?
I've probably been using and making money with all three of Linux, Windows, and Mac for longer than you've been alive.
Macs are comfy
alterative enough to use Anon Babble
deary me
ha! rorke just got his comeuppance with this one
get to silecone valley very often? oh what am I saying? of course you dont
alri
I've probably been using and making money with all three of Linux, Windows, and Mac for longer than you've been alive.
tate mcrae sex arse
mental helf?
get to silecone valley very often
not much but i know people who work there lol
What?
No idea what you're trying to argue anymore
explaining my difficulties to the DWP
@rorke
I guess so yeah, not the faggy andy's man club kind that rorke goes to though
I've probably been using and making money with all three of Linux, Windows, and Mac for longer than you've been alive.
Macs are comfy
dementia?
american woman messing with my mind again
Explaining my difficulties to the DUP
Really rattled the millennial poorfag incel runt cage with that one
*suddenly starts screaming at the top of my voice*
Having some pleasant farts this afternoon
Crisp, loud, clean
dtfic rattling the runt cage from within
always preferred windows me. better for gaming innit
Ok let me break this down for you since you have zero free time.
You said there is lots of benefits to owning an apple product.
I said there is zero if you're using this website because you have at least an IQ above room temperature.
You said only employed people own Apple products because they have no time to research finding a better product.
I said 30 minutes of research is too much time?
You said something retarded
Now I'm explaining it to you.
Got it?
is there anything scarier than dementia lads
macbooks do have good battery life desu
g-g-g-g-ghosts!
applecels going mental over the fact not everyone worships their californian company lmao
t. Retard
Never used a mac personally
Only apple product I've ever had is an ipod touch
yh
yeah I prefer the other californian company
No they have terrible battery life and you cant even replace them for a stronger one (Something you can do with any other OS)
sent that neek flying
making another addition to my diarrhea wall
they do have good battery life wtf other laptops can even compete?
windows users are known for worshipping microsoft are they?
is that a stereotype that exists mate?
dumb cunt lmao
i never ever use my laptops without a charger
I'm preloading DOOM DARK AGES on my WINDOWS PC, you can't do that on yuor SHARTbook pro
nafri bvlls
virgin freak
Yeah... I have a thinkpad. So...
'
microsoft is in washington you FOOL
Yes
They happily bend over and analized by Microsoft every day when they use that steaming pile of dogshit jeetware
I use linux on my PC and I don't own a smartphone
yhe binble
good lad
crackers be like i gotta go pick up my dogs invisalign
I don't own a smartphone
'
doesn't even make sense
never done that with windows mate. i just copy my files onto one OS to another.
on apple systems I cant do that.
deary me deary me.
Oh my days
scfoiamgt
seethe on
I'd eat anything
on apple systems I cant do that.
What the fuck are you even talking about
You really are stupid aren't you lmfao
*presents you with a plate of dust*
i'm seein double here... four leafs
windows?
macos?
mate it's 2025 get on steamOS
No I dont use iOS so I'm not retarded :)
Go hop on your macbook and think different(tm) mate :)
Are you okay?
I say this whenever I see two identical things
not got a single laugh yet
if you were in northern ireland during the 80s/90s and could either be an SAS guy or a PIRA leader, what would you do?
Fuck off
Alright retard enjoy your day
same kek
I'm not evil so SAS
four leafs
why wouldn't it be 2 leafs
leftypol pays 2 grand extra for a white piece of casing for a laptop that will be out of service in 2 years time. deary, deary me.