/brit/

CORRR

wonder how much black dick she got that night

watching LTG reacts

Can't beat living by the sea.

seriously though lads. what's gonna happen when the catholics outbreed the protestants in northern ireland and vote to join the republic

A car drives past my house and honks every time. Been going on for months now and I have no idea why because I don't know them or ever interacted with them.

Here you go mate x
desuarchive.org/int/thread/210460165/#210460248

This game was pure kino sadly they didn't add more dlcs

European theater

Battle for Scotland with the royal navel and sas fighting over Soviet landings
London raid
Italian d day

Asian theater

Japan and Korea fight of North Korea and

fuck off you MONG

bought a new car recently
has this odd radar feature that the horn automatically sets off everytime it detects a nonce nearby though

the epilogue was a welcome after-game or as i like to call them: an epilogue

the royal navel

bardley.jepg

its a real fucking shames that *they* have suddenly started turning up in droves to the seaside lately
nowhere is safe anymore

Aw cheers mate! You didn't have to do that haha x

I'm a retard

Its world in conflict I think the most unrealistic part is 1980s Britian would be able to fight a Soviet raid in Scotland and Sheffield

Tupac was 5'9

so why is Jada Plinkett still thirsty for him 30 years after he died when Will Smith is 6'2?

really makes you think

remember to back these posts up with bradley reacts

desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1746/91/1746918024473.jpg

whys it so fucking red

must be annoying to hear that everytime you try to use it

might give the football a swerve actually
play some oblivion remastered instead
explore skingrad

must be permanently on when you're driving though?

Mad how she's so much fitter than her weirdo twin sisters

oh my days rorke

That must annoy your dad

... Vile Mythic Dawn thugs messing me around ...

/brit/'s thoughts on half white half indian kids turning out pretty white?
So I can copulate with the indian gf without feeling guilty, right? right??
I'm such an incel I don't think I could ever get another gf.

theres a clit cult here in cyrodil known as the mythic broads

a bussy supreme

imagine a world with a billion black women

Will Smith is a closeted homosex

This is an actual game

21 killed as vercrowded bus 'carrying Buddhist pilgrims' plummets off cliff in Sri Lanka

not going to have to imagine circa 2040

India and Pakistan already broke the ceasefire by launching rockets at each other

after JD and Marco made such a song and dance about securing the ceasefire deal

lmao

Sent those sikhs flying

you won't believe what tupac was

Niger

How many seconds after the light turns green is it acceptable to beep the car in front?

Just listening to a football watchalong, and one of the mongs on it just said that he thinks that olive oil doesn't add any flavour to food, what an idiot.

Hello chaps, any speedwankers in the thread? Or anyone else making a hobby out of consuming drugs and wanking whilst under the influence of said-drugs really, any drugwankers at all in the thread?

I'd give it an hour

That's not a permitted use of the horn according to the Highway Code.

if you're the stupid cunt that's always behind me, 0.000005 seconds

5

Had a coke wank on Friday night and couldn't cum

that's insane

Takes me about half an hour, cos I like edging

what does this mean?

i HAVE to bookmark every fucking fit broad i see on twitter don't i

Always add some fresh olive oil to my soups or sauces at the end of cooking, lovely stuff, and healthy.
Sometimes I prefer olive oil on toast to butter.

You had a coke wank? On Friday night?

Lads, LADS. had sex with a GIRL last night. Penis went into vagina, into her mouth! I ejacualated inside her pussy. I am still at her house rn!

absolutely infuriating when cunts pull away from the traffic lights like a fucking snail
especially when you're been sat in traffic ages

I’d say like 3 seconds? Just a little one though

hehehheeheh

Did I stutter?

Sometimes I prefer olive oil on toast to butter.

Works on continental type bread, but on normal white loaf type toast? Doesn't sound right mate.

dont like sharing the road with others? then hand your lisense in.

Just seems like an odd way to spend a Friday night if I'm honest

i am still at her house rn

Prove it

How you should use your car horn
The Highway Code states that car horns should only be used to warn other road users of imminent danger and when a car is in motion – essentially as an alert system.

This includes:

When your car is moving, not when it’s stationary
If you’re travelling around a bend, and need to alert other motorists of your presence
Other occasions when your presence may be unclear to road users e.g. foggy conditions, when your vehicle is obscured by something
To avoid a potential accident
To alert a motorist or pedestrian of danger
How you shouldn’t use your car horn
It’s also vital to understand what’s classed as illegal for your car horn honking, as doing so in the wrong situation might be dangerous or unhelpful to other road users. It may also startle, panic or aggravate other road users, leading to further unsafe behaviours. In fact, using your car horn inappropriately can also land you with a fine if caught.

You shouldn’t ‘toot’ your horn:

When greeting someone you know
To scare animals from the road
To express outrage or annoyance at somebody’s behaviour
When your vehicle is stationary e.g. parked up or at traffic lights
To hurry up other road users
Between the hours of 11.30pm and 7am (except in cases of imminent danger)

13

The British government outlined plans on Sunday to end what it called the "failed free market experiment" in mass immigration by restricting skilled worker visas to graduate-level jobs and forcing businesses to increase training for local workers.

sir boat sinker

lisense

Friend's gf thinks that any film or TV show that isn't new or made in the last 10 years or so is crap, what a turbopleb

17 years for defending yourself from being raped
Meanwhile nonces get suspended sentences
I hate this country

I hate Linkedin

love old films me

I love this England, every field and hedgerow

believing the female’s version of the story

nah mate

good god

There's no fields or hedgerows in your pics though?

Dated a Jewish girl when I was 18, her family were absurdly wealthy, but they were classy and never flaunted it. Wish I hadn't fucked it up with her, my life would be very different now.

did you not watch adolescence?
fuck me, i thought we were past this

don't see how they could predict this

oceania mentioned

5 out of those 22 are my cousin's, nigga has like 3 baby mamas

I don't want to alarm you but there's a bustle in your hedgegrow.

Something special about this place

Mental how disgusting women of my age bracket in the 20-30s are. They all barely have chins or a visible neck because they're so fucking fat. Why are they getting fatter? I'd rather stay alone.

Was she fit?

the whole world is going to be a pajeet filled shithole (if it isnt already)
grim

Fevelainhio moment

No she was fat and she had no chin. She really was grotesque honestly.

LIV
ERP
OOL

St Peter-on-the-Wall. It might be the oldest English building still standing, built in the 650s by Saint Cedd.

It’s certainly one of the oldest buildings in the British Isles still in use.

So I've been thinking

She was fairly pretty, yes. She was technically half Jewish, half French. Her mum was the french one, and she was pretty qt too.

used to catch pokemon there on my poke mongo lol x

why does everyone seem to think the US-UK trade deal is a huge win for the UK? aren't there more barriers in place now than there were a few months ago?

Not impressed with the quality of posts in this thread. I'm putting all of you in review. Get your arses in gear.
You have until the end of the of the week. I expect some major improvements.

b3313 today x

don't know
don't care

got a new backpack being delivered today

screaming

omdz

If we all post our arse holes then maybe thread quality will improve, maybe not. Worth a try, though

oh my days oh my days oh my daysssss!!!!!!

If I see one more vgh post, I'm shutting this place down.

vgh... the old better Anon Babble without vgh posts

4/5 of those from uk are BLACK

tub of ice cream down the gullet
nap time beckons

picture of that lad's arsehole is getting me worked up like aha x

classic post this

bro really ate a tub of ice cream and is going to take a nap after
imagine being that disgustingly fat

what the hell do they do there

Any question lad? It is my arsehole.

screaming

ice cream good for you
ray peat said so

fucking screaming

just shaved

In 200 years, people will look back at this post

howling

can i have the hair?

you're all massive gaylords

why do they keep getting in the water

So in my first week of living alone, I've had McDonalds twice this week, and Dominos once. No wonder so many of you who moved out end up like circles.

Pipe down Cody, just lost your viginity and think you're top shagger

why can't the irish swim?

A continent is like a really big island.

sputtering

The Strand at the bottom of James Street, 1950s and 2025

With the Liverpool Overhead Railway in the older image. Opened in 1893, it closed at the end of 1956 and was dismantled soon after

any baddies in bradford?

dont care still voting for farage

yeah but not in the yank way you're using it

Nah there defo is some paki baddies

I shit on this thread.

so is a planet

soul vs soulless

went out for 40 minutes
saw countless happy couples
the wind blew my incel hair all over the place
came home

you came home to your good friends on /brit/

riveting

no one cares you fat cunt

incel hair

check your privilege

mad how I look like a right gay runt in the gym when I wear gym clothes but others look good in it

Fucking horrible and warm and horrible and sunny out there

wouldn't even bother with pointless desu
imagine going through 4 rounds of pointless answers just to win 2k (that you have to split with someone else)

deary me

Not gay but love looking at other mens cocks and arses in the gym showers

i hope reform doesn’t win any elections before i am able to get asylum in the uk

one day you may

DTFIB on a madness again is it

not gay but *extremely gay thing* - /brit/

asylum

what wars are you escaping from?

the turd world war

Whenver I see a fella being some pervert to some female my first thought is always one of condemnation, but my second thought is why am I not like that?
Why isn't my testosterone that high?

I'm not saying I want to be a groping pervert but I feel insecure in the fact that I don't get those urges to be so either.
Is this a normal concern?

enamored by desi queens

what wars are somalis and pakistanis running away from? you can claim asylum if you’re born in any brown country

I hope they don’t win any elections.

I've had these exact same thoughts

kahteem
never even flirted with a girl before

urges are suppressed by decency and intelligence, not the other way around

Lol

ktim don't get any sexual urges me

Forgot to drink my espresso so I just dropped an icecube in it and bosh, iced espresso

how is he shitting out this much music anyway
who is working with him

you always knew i had this gun

britoids envying sexual predators

naaaaaaaasty fucking work

ah great, it's a sunny day so only the incels are inside blogging about their incel evil ways

Alri Andy

some nazi niggas

Our idea of sexual predator is just the most reserved man in your country

do you have a cute sister? she can come

LMAO

got the image somewhere else (definitely wasnt reddit)

Andy's JBL VIBE BEAM

Yh i can’t even get excited by porn now

Can someone explain this webm?

love british joi
sounds a lot dirtier and horny than american shite which always sound acted/insincere

means its alright, isnt it

Not attracted to white women anymore, sorry

what's the gayest-sounding song you've ever heard

up late making fucked up looking spore creatures

no sorry I don't understand women at all

whatever shite's always blasting through Andy's JBL

went to a local car boot earlier
nice vibe, lots of families
got some nice coins
tell you what the tits on some of them them these days, massive

Basically any song Diego posts

god when he make india

gamers

mad how many people shopping at John Lewis can afford £170 for a shirt while I stay with my £30 runtwear

snorted irl

Better?

alri me when i was 12

why brits are so thin soinned

bit gross

just made another fine addition to my shart wall

Thing that shaped my view of old films for years is the way 80s/90s sketch shows used to take the piss out of them. 5 years ago I started watching films from the 30s and 40s and was surprised how good they were.

why was your knob mutiliated at birth?

all comes from the same factory at the end of the day

its not pre 2020 anymore mate, fashion doesn't matter
wearing cheap shite off the tiktok off the tiktok shop is perfectly acceptable and thats a good thing

middle eastern men are the most attractive

She still looks too white

thin soinned

Jews are told in the old testament that their slaves had to be circumcised as well even if they aren't Jewish

farting my arse off

room smells of cockpong and arse sweat

i didn't realise there were arab incels
interesting

le internet face

bellend smells like cat food

TikTok shop

It all looks like slop though, ethics aside

knoberg is sulking because I've given him a right hammering today

the infamous bellend smells like skips was spot on if you use lube
the next morning it reeks of the stuff

bellend smells like skips

your champions to face arsenal

nothing in this image proves that

nobcheese stinks of day-past salmon

my penis is rather clean at this time as i washed this morning and have not played with myself

forgot to eat so far today

no you can’t suffer as arab

bradley

My favourite thing about Shane Diesel is that he always includes the cuck in a homoerotic maledom way and he's not afraid of coming across as a bit gay

any footymongs able to expain why man city were so wank this season

ive only had a sausage butty from the sainsburys hot counter

are the multimillionaire black men kicking the ball to distract the working class?

^^someone hat that freak

Most people eat takeaways after moving in somewhere new. But at least you've realised the potential problem. Get yourself a big shop online and plan next weeks meals

got my bollock reduction surgery booked

going to do a super cheeky sainos order x

the socks are off

I am a Britboo I wish the Britian I saw in books and old movies was still real

it is outside of cities

I really like women

Look much better when I wear tighter shirts but I sweat too much for it to be comfortable. I don't know how they do it.

just eaten a crisp butty
(cheese and onion, tiger bread)