/brit/

dynamic duo edish

right then. time to get a gf

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dripping and oozing precum.

No I made them myself and I'm heterosexual. Thank you for enquiring however.

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always go to the paki take aways that have a cute white girl on front. they know what they're doing

Are they…?

would you shag that lad's arsehole? be honest

No male ones you mean. Don’t mind seeing a lady’s turd cutter.

Me to my pal in the battle of Zhanjiang

Willying and shitting myself

why do you support migrant businesses

isnt that girthmaster

would def feel like dating a child so im giving him a '

Wonder what his arse hole looks like

got the dhoop cones on
nag champa

batman’s batty crease

yep
he's been shagging trannies now too lol

she was under 5 ft you sick fuck

Does the pope ever wank?

in fairness his willy is very large

Any other self-employed lads got a letter about this “Making Tax Digital for Income Tax“ thing?

um

No

im unimployed and leak precum fulltime

when white cum comes out it heralds the announcement of a new sex scandal within the catholic church

I am hard and erect
Kinda horny too

Not allowed in the catholic faith

Need to get my life together, lads. I just can’t make myself do anything that I should be doing.

very droll

feeling slutty

putting on the espadrilles and taking a stroll to the paki shop

it is already 26C in flatberg

ktim

zoomers join catholicism and stop wanking! losers

tiny hairy jew rat fingers typed this post

leftover paki pizza for lunch and dinner today

considering running for 2 miles

Point taken janitor, images of my arse hole are unacceptable.

doing pullups myself

buy a pullup bar

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haighyorkie sex arse

There is a lot of sexual tension ITT and I suggest we post images of our cocks and arse holes and match up. /brit/ orgy.

Trait of ADHD, this.

best he cud do

no he hasnt

Now THAT'S more like it

The Subway worker rifling through the pre-cut pieces of meat when i ask for an Itlaian BMT

delicious

Only interested if a cock and balls dangle below

That's Rorke slammed then

hello doctor I have ADHD yes I need you to prescribe me amphetamines so I can be on amphetamines at all times, for my ADHD you understand, thank you doctor

why is it so big, looks like a horse fanny

fingering my arsehole til I cum poo

why do brazilian trannys have such MASSIVE knobs?

Cockney

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he did lad, he did a video with emma rose

cock carousel

Sad truth is that most of leftypol must be eradicated.

We need to teach kids that gay is a-ok!

slicing slices of my penis like salami

mad how you can buy used schoolgirl socks in Japanese vending machines

you have said the actual truth

Get them all on our island Rorke

number must go up

got drunk last night and spent 40 quid on sushi reckon they overcharged me as well but i didn't get a receipt

imagine you go to heaven and its all africans haha

then have a massive orgy but with white people only bottoming and sucking

look at all of those bbcs
get them imported now

used to be a lightweight but can put away the pints now. reckon I should stop with the drinking and get a clue

bruh

Really upset about the low number of sexy Kazakhstanis

the idiot is a decent album downt know why are een necked himself o'er it

cockney isn't a language it's a dialect

recall watching a B-Team documentary on youtube where they went to japan for a comp and purchased a pair of worn period pants from a vending machine for the craic then immediately regretted it when the little plastic pokemon ball they were housed in opened up because it absolutely stunk and there were no bins nearby because apparently everyone takes their rubbish with them in Japan so they just had to carry them about with them

it's an immigrant patois

love sushi but it's so expensive

I often get the sushi in tesco's meal deal along with a big red bull and a packet of fridge raiders.

was just sayin this doon the poob

dont know how to form opinions on things
as soon as I read a dissenting opinion to what I currently believe I adopt that dissenting opinion
just dont get it

Why do British people love savory pies and rolls

what the hell is shurdu

so this is rorke then

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stop doing that

Why don't you?

because they're nice and cheap

alright

why is his trouser unbuttoned

Got drunk and posted my arse hole on brit

shagging a pork pie

13km runtoil done
feeling hot hot hot out there today

if I were to purchase a sex arse it would be a sex arse of bollo off of the mighty boosh

what was your average pace per km lad?

would you pay for each cheek like shannon sharpe?

Grow the fuck up

why does she live in a shed?

link it then

we're hearing reports Greta Thunberg has melted

it's on pornhub

she's poor. thats why she's selling her bum online

5:29/km today
tried to keep it even slower because its my last longish run before my half marathon but pace crept up a bit

NHH

arse too big to fit through the house door

White people be like oh you can grab a soda from our 2nd fridge in the garage

If you don't have a stockpile of soda you ain't white

EGH CAUSE IM SO MESSY AGH

I had a coffee at 8am and another at 10:30am yesterday and I couldn't get to sleep until 2am

chucked my vape in the bin but was gagging for some 'tine so fished it out and gave it a wash then gave it a suck

Find it funny how brit posters have no courage to post their arse hole

shouldn't put those in the bin mate they explode and set fire to the lorries

grim
used to do that with the old druggos before i learnt to flush that muck down the bog

cry moar moralfag

the "coffee doesn't do anything to me, it makes sleepy" mongs clacking away at their keyboards as we speak

does it not mate yeah does it not stimulate you like it does normal people no? makes you sleepy does it yeah? quite special aren't you yeah, an outlier. Let's all pay more attention to you.

not my problem

rorke calling his mum a moralfag when she says he should go for a shower

leftypoll shags kids

Stankley Poo Bricks "Browneyes Wide Shut"

Households in England urged not to go outside between 11am and 3pm on Sunday

love being sensible me and following good advice

sorry for being such a coward

when did the weather folx get so wolk
its not like its never been 24 degrees here before
ridiculous nanny state

There’s something really off about Axel Rudakubana’s parents.
His mother, Laetitia Muzayire, hasn’t worked since they moved to Southport in 2013. His father, Alphonse, has a defunct online shop and only works as a part-time taxi driver.

It's 21 degrees, this country is a fucking joke, our ancestors who conquered the world must be looking down on us in utter horror at what we've become

not posting my arsehole because in the future they'll be able to identify you from it using AI

that's just standard migrant behaviour

Sounds like typical somali immigrants

new Last of Us ep the morra

not really enjoying the show but I will watch it anyway, something to do.

98% of /brit/ is inane replies

Outgrown this place honestly

You don't even have your own general LOL

What else is there?

boring bastardcord raid underway

The latest estimates from the Department for Work and Pensions' Family Resources Survey indicate that 16.1 million people in the UK had a disability in the 2022/23 financial year. This represents 24% of the total population.

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what do you do if you have a BWC

Remember that time two modern western nations suffered a complete electricity blackout with no explanation given and it was never explained or mentioned again haha?

I sure don't.

I hate my parents for having bred me

youtube.com/watch?v=-aW7NFSGklM
driving down brixton rd blasting this in the car and all the blackoids were out whooping and cheering me

i do, spain and portugal had one recently

afternoon mate, any plans for today?

who did they breed you with?

just happened in spain and portugal

what are British peoples opinion on British singer PinkPantheress releasing a song called “Stateside” about how much she lusts over American men, a bit disrespectful no?

Who?

Any Duttonhead in

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fucking john merrick looking bitch on the right omdz

'

i'm more of an ice spice lad

thora birch's big tits in american beauty

Put them first lad

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looks like a school dinner lady

18% of Americans earn 6 figures

it's not FAIR

get their little fannoise fingered

I expect every poster to upload an image of their anus before 7pm tonight.

White people was in their bag with “your ass is grass.”

and they pay like $3500 in rent

but mines all hairy :(

you are so uneducated pinkpantheress makes such great music i still listen to it even thought music is haram and will send me to hell

Who?

Peter Scully

scranbly watch

Reminder, that despite all of your horrific brokenness, Jesus Christ still loves you and will welcome you back into his arms.

liked the webm of her dancing with rorke

tab of modafinil down the slutty gob

The final redpill

why do wogs like to watch porn videos and show them to each other while on lunch breaks?

sir binbly grangle

never heard or seen that

So called "free thinking" Rorkes when Mr Brightside comes on at the function

it's sunny and i should go outside
but what is there to do outside

when rorke finds his sister getting blacked and cries his eyes out furiously typing away on Anon Babble

asg

alright cheers ikea lad x

I was supposed to meet an arranged marriage girl arranged by my parents today. She's from some North Indian royal family with Australian citizenship and earning california codecel tier salary.
I said no.

i'm in some r&b type shii today

kays cooking's gone mad

there's been an uptick in jfs ever since the chon came back
not happy

Scran Frank

i would have met her personally

nun lil blk boy cud do lol x

yes, very funny
now fuck off

looool that bird on the left is gagging for a right rorkeing go on my son show her your gay porn shuffle

rorke shouting 'YEET' as he kicks a ball back to some schoolkids and sends it flying in the complete wrong direction

reminded me of a dream i had

nah Rorke would shout BECKHAM

yeet is for throwing not kicking unc

you cant post the geeks

roighte theng ents

good day to get the laundry out drying innit

so many oldheads posting itt

like em young me

toongeek nigga

HAVE SOME LE TISSIER! screamed rorke as the ball arced into a primary school window, kickstarting a lengthy and toxic battle with the council to pay compensation which culminated in his suicide at his mums house

not illegal is it
well, unless it is

I'm so fucking scared of marriage

Workers of the world should unite

indian women evolved to develop a pleasure chamber that can only be accessed by BBC (big british cock)

Never took the vaccine

scrangling

spaffing into a big wok then tossing it like egg fried rice as it sizzles and cooks

nah you're alright

Do we really need people who run hr?
Do we really need people who own the companies?
Why not transfer ownership to the employees?

Agree. We need to enpower workers

whys yanklad replying to himself

love malnourished women

might lift twice today
already did legs might as well do some arms and lats later on

In a proper socialist society these people would be forced to clean up shit and repay their debt to society.

having SEVERE career anxiety. don't know what to do, don't know what to pursue. how do so many people know exactly what they want to study right out of A-levels I still have no clue many years later

Habing knorr chibben soup :3

Very few do.
The secret is to just get stuck into SOMETHING and stop worrying about what you could be doing instead.

I take pregnenolone every morning. I follow the Ray Peat diet and this supplement combined with a no grain diet makes me feel wonderful. No brain cloud or fog and my memory is on track. Without it I can't remember names or if I took my pills. Best supplement to keep your brain young and supple.

i was created in a freak lab experiment gone wrong where they tried to create the first ever white nigga

In the midwest you enter the home through the garage and leave the fancy front door for guests

Imagine if the people of Britian and North America owned the means of production

just caught catberg enriching uranium

stopped boozing and smoking and now I can't stop eating

Did this in patna

how many mg? I got a cheap 20mg one off amazon but it's got shitty manufacturing additives in it

way she goes
always end up wanking myself silly when i go off drinking and smoking

Any way to filter a specific flag in /brit/ threads only without using Anon Babble x? Can't be arsed tweaking it

Sorry for being annoying
I'm just lonely

Pregnenolone is said to aid in the treatment of several other physical and mental health conditions, some of which include:2

Adrenal fatigue

> Allergic lung disease
> Autism
what the fug
it cures autism?

how gay can you lads be ffs

WHY DID I END THINGS WITH THE LAST GIRL I WAS SEEING

GOD

DAMMIT

Sorry for party rocking

boards.Anon Babble.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-eg):if(:upward(2):has-text("/brit/"))
if you have ublock origin

Not gay but wanking to cocks

Haha same

im on the raoul moat diet

also not gay but in my gay porn getup

utterly fucking arsed my life up lads

i wank to my own cock in the mirror when im stoned sometimes

It isn't you :) x I love people of all colours and backgrounds

Guess that will work, thanks mate

i hope nobody has ever filtered me that would be terrible for my self confidence

Bit gay that

Yeah same. 10 years of my adult life wasted. There's still time though haha

went to all boys school for gcses and a levels so there is a big gap in my knowledge of females, how does one interact casually with females? always end up sperging out, feel as those developing years are an important time to get used to female interaction

ktim!!!

Shut up retard

I would never filter you <3

I've cocked my life up, not sure which is worse

Saw an actual trannard earlier. They were not peng

cant remember the last time i went on the train without having to hear a third worlder speakerphone whatsapp conversation for the duration

got rosy cheeks from the sun

I went to a mixed school and I'm still a clueless sperg with women

at what age is it definitively too late to turn a runt life around?

oop

Same. Fucking pain in the arse. I always end up moving carriage but then another one gets on at the next stop

never (25)

poo smells

If you’re past the age of 25 and still a virgin there’s basically no recovery

your current age -1

using public transport

there's your problem

thank you

a study showed that girls do better in all girls schools and boys do better in mixed schools at the expense of girls so thank you for not bringing down women with you and staying in your lane

Fucked it

no edition you MONG

no more procrastinating today. time to fill in the pip form

Been there done that

lmao, i forgot it

This desu
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Come on over to the UK lad, we can have a beer together and dwell on our stupid mistakes