dynamic duo edish
/brit/
poo smells lmao
right then. time to get a gf
dripping and oozing precum.
No I made them myself and I'm heterosexual. Thank you for enquiring however.
pope bussin
always go to the paki take aways that have a cute white girl on front. they know what they're doing
Are they…?
me on the right
would you shag that lad's arsehole? be honest
No male ones you mean. Don’t mind seeing a lady’s turd cutter.
Me to my pal in the battle of Zhanjiang
Willying and shitting myself
why do you support migrant businesses
isnt that girthmaster
would def feel like dating a child so im giving him a '
Wonder what his arse hole looks like
got the dhoop cones on
nag champa
batman’s batty crease
yep
he's been shagging trannies now too lol
she was under 5 ft you sick fuck
Does the pope ever wank?
in fairness his willy is very large
Any other self-employed lads got a letter about this “Making Tax Digital for Income Tax“ thing?
um
No
im unimployed and leak precum fulltime
when white cum comes out it heralds the announcement of a new sex scandal within the catholic church
I am hard and erect
Kinda horny too
Not allowed in the catholic faith
Need to get my life together, lads. I just can’t make myself do anything that I should be doing.
very droll
feeling slutty
putting on the espadrilles and taking a stroll to the paki shop
it is already 26C in flatberg
ktim
zoomers join catholicism and stop wanking! losers
tiny hairy jew rat fingers typed this post
leftover paki pizza for lunch and dinner today
considering running for 2 miles
Point taken janitor, images of my arse hole are unacceptable.
doing pullups myself
buy a pullup bar
haighyorkie sex arse
There is a lot of sexual tension ITT and I suggest we post images of our cocks and arse holes and match up. /brit/ orgy.
Trait of ADHD, this.
best he cud do
no he hasnt
Now THAT'S more like it
The Subway worker rifling through the pre-cut pieces of meat when i ask for an Itlaian BMT
delicious
Only interested if a cock and balls dangle below
That's Rorke slammed then
hello doctor I have ADHD yes I need you to prescribe me amphetamines so I can be on amphetamines at all times, for my ADHD you understand, thank you doctor
why is it so big, looks like a horse fanny
fingering my arsehole til I cum poo
why do brazilian trannys have such MASSIVE knobs?
Cockney
he did lad, he did a video with emma rose
cock carousel
Sad truth is that most of leftypol must be eradicated.
We need to teach kids that gay is a-ok!
slicing slices of my penis like salami
mad how you can buy used schoolgirl socks in Japanese vending machines
you have said the actual truth
Get them all on our island Rorke
number must go up
got drunk last night and spent 40 quid on sushi reckon they overcharged me as well but i didn't get a receipt
imagine you go to heaven and its all africans haha
then have a massive orgy but with white people only bottoming and sucking
look at all of those bbcs
get them imported now
used to be a lightweight but can put away the pints now. reckon I should stop with the drinking and get a clue
bruh
Really upset about the low number of sexy Kazakhstanis
the idiot is a decent album downt know why are een necked himself o'er it
cockney isn't a language it's a dialect
recall watching a B-Team documentary on youtube where they went to japan for a comp and purchased a pair of worn period pants from a vending machine for the craic then immediately regretted it when the little plastic pokemon ball they were housed in opened up because it absolutely stunk and there were no bins nearby because apparently everyone takes their rubbish with them in Japan so they just had to carry them about with them
it's an immigrant patois
love sushi but it's so expensive
I often get the sushi in tesco's meal deal along with a big red bull and a packet of fridge raiders.
was just sayin this doon the poob
dont know how to form opinions on things
as soon as I read a dissenting opinion to what I currently believe I adopt that dissenting opinion
just dont get it
Why do British people love savory pies and rolls
what the hell is shurdu
so this is rorke then
stop doing that
Why don't you?
because they're nice and cheap
alright
why is his trouser unbuttoned
Got drunk and posted my arse hole on brit
shagging a pork pie
13km runtoil done
feeling hot hot hot out there today
if I were to purchase a sex arse it would be a sex arse of bollo off of the mighty boosh
what was your average pace per km lad?
would you pay for each cheek like shannon sharpe?
this isn't normal. clathrate gun soon
Grow the fuck up
why does she live in a shed?
link it then
we're hearing reports Greta Thunberg has melted
it's on pornhub
she's poor. thats why she's selling her bum online
5:29/km today
tried to keep it even slower because its my last longish run before my half marathon but pace crept up a bit
NHH
arse too big to fit through the house door
White people be like oh you can grab a soda from our 2nd fridge in the garage
If you don't have a stockpile of soda you ain't white
EGH CAUSE IM SO MESSY AGH
I had a coffee at 8am and another at 10:30am yesterday and I couldn't get to sleep until 2am
chucked my vape in the bin but was gagging for some 'tine so fished it out and gave it a wash then gave it a suck
Find it funny how brit posters have no courage to post their arse hole
shouldn't put those in the bin mate they explode and set fire to the lorries
grim
used to do that with the old druggos before i learnt to flush that muck down the bog
cry moar moralfag
the "coffee doesn't do anything to me, it makes sleepy" mongs clacking away at their keyboards as we speak
does it not mate yeah does it not stimulate you like it does normal people no? makes you sleepy does it yeah? quite special aren't you yeah, an outlier. Let's all pay more attention to you.
not my problem
rorke calling his mum a moralfag when she says he should go for a shower
leftypoll shags kids
Stankley Poo Bricks "Browneyes Wide Shut"
Households in England urged not to go outside between 11am and 3pm on Sunday
love being sensible me and following good advice
sorry for being such a coward
when did the weather folx get so wolk
its not like its never been 24 degrees here before
ridiculous nanny state
There’s something really off about Axel Rudakubana’s parents.
His mother, Laetitia Muzayire, hasn’t worked since they moved to Southport in 2013. His father, Alphonse, has a defunct online shop and only works as a part-time taxi driver.
It's 21 degrees, this country is a fucking joke, our ancestors who conquered the world must be looking down on us in utter horror at what we've become
not posting my arsehole because in the future they'll be able to identify you from it using AI
that's just standard migrant behaviour
Sounds like typical somali immigrants
new Last of Us ep the morra
not really enjoying the show but I will watch it anyway, something to do.
98% of /brit/ is inane replies
Outgrown this place honestly
You don't even have your own general LOL
What else is there?
boring bastardcord raid underway
The latest estimates from the Department for Work and Pensions' Family Resources Survey indicate that 16.1 million people in the UK had a disability in the 2022/23 financial year. This represents 24% of the total population.
what do you do if you have a BWC
Remember that time two modern western nations suffered a complete electricity blackout with no explanation given and it was never explained or mentioned again haha?
I sure don't.
I hate my parents for having bred me
youtube.com
driving down brixton rd blasting this in the car and all the blackoids were out whooping and cheering me
i do, spain and portugal had one recently
afternoon mate, any plans for today?
who did they breed you with?
just happened in spain and portugal
what are British peoples opinion on British singer PinkPantheress releasing a song called “Stateside” about how much she lusts over American men, a bit disrespectful no?
Who?
Any Duttonhead in
fucking john merrick looking bitch on the right omdz
'
i'm more of an ice spice lad
thora birch's big tits in american beauty
Put them first lad
looks like a school dinner lady
18% of Americans earn 6 figures
it's not FAIR
get their little fannoise fingered
I expect every poster to upload an image of their anus before 7pm tonight.
White people was in their bag with “your ass is grass.”
and they pay like $3500 in rent
but mines all hairy :(
you are so uneducated pinkpantheress makes such great music i still listen to it even thought music is haram and will send me to hell
Who?
Peter Scully
scranbly watch
Reminder, that despite all of your horrific brokenness, Jesus Christ still loves you and will welcome you back into his arms.
perfect slampig
sxyprn.com
liked the webm of her dancing with rorke
tab of modafinil down the slutty gob
The final redpill
why do wogs like to watch porn videos and show them to each other while on lunch breaks?
youtube.com
What a bunch of clowns
sir binbly grangle
never heard or seen that
So called "free thinking" Rorkes when Mr Brightside comes on at the function
it's sunny and i should go outside
but what is there to do outside
when rorke finds his sister getting blacked and cries his eyes out furiously typing away on Anon Babble
asg
alright cheers ikea lad x
I was supposed to meet an arranged marriage girl arranged by my parents today. She's from some North Indian royal family with Australian citizenship and earning california codecel tier salary.
I said no.
i'm in some r&b type shii today
kays cooking's gone mad
there's been an uptick in jfs ever since the chon came back
not happy
Scran Frank
i would have met her personally
nun lil blk boy cud do lol x
yes, very funny
now fuck off
looool that bird on the left is gagging for a right rorkeing go on my son show her your gay porn shuffle
rorke shouting 'YEET' as he kicks a ball back to some schoolkids and sends it flying in the complete wrong direction
reminded me of a dream i had
nah Rorke would shout BECKHAM
yeet is for throwing not kicking unc
you cant post the geeks
roighte theng ents
good day to get the laundry out drying innit
so many oldheads posting itt
Rorke went too far here
like em young me
toongeek nigga
HAVE SOME LE TISSIER! screamed rorke as the ball arced into a primary school window, kickstarting a lengthy and toxic battle with the council to pay compensation which culminated in his suicide at his mums house
not illegal is it
well, unless it is
I'm so fucking scared of marriage
Workers of the world should unite
indian women evolved to develop a pleasure chamber that can only be accessed by BBC (big british cock)
Never took the vaccine
scrangling
spaffing into a big wok then tossing it like egg fried rice as it sizzles and cooks
nah you're alright
Do we really need people who run hr?
Do we really need people who own the companies?
Why not transfer ownership to the employees?
Agree. We need to enpower workers
whys yanklad replying to himself
love malnourished women
might lift twice today
already did legs might as well do some arms and lats later on
In a proper socialist society these people would be forced to clean up shit and repay their debt to society.
having SEVERE career anxiety. don't know what to do, don't know what to pursue. how do so many people know exactly what they want to study right out of A-levels I still have no clue many years later
Habing knorr chibben soup :3
Very few do.
The secret is to just get stuck into SOMETHING and stop worrying about what you could be doing instead.
I take pregnenolone every morning. I follow the Ray Peat diet and this supplement combined with a no grain diet makes me feel wonderful. No brain cloud or fog and my memory is on track. Without it I can't remember names or if I took my pills. Best supplement to keep your brain young and supple.
i was created in a freak lab experiment gone wrong where they tried to create the first ever white nigga
In the midwest you enter the home through the garage and leave the fancy front door for guests
Imagine if the people of Britian and North America owned the means of production
just caught catberg enriching uranium
stopped boozing and smoking and now I can't stop eating
Did this in patna
how many mg? I got a cheap 20mg one off amazon but it's got shitty manufacturing additives in it
way she goes
always end up wanking myself silly when i go off drinking and smoking
Any way to filter a specific flag in /brit/ threads only without using Anon Babble x? Can't be arsed tweaking it
I wish women like this were real
Sorry for being annoying
I'm just lonely
Pregnenolone is said to aid in the treatment of several other physical and mental health conditions, some of which include:2
Adrenal fatigue
> Allergic lung disease
> Autism
what the fug
it cures autism?
how gay can you lads be ffs
WHY DID I END THINGS WITH THE LAST GIRL I WAS SEEING
GOD
DAMMIT
Sorry for party rocking
boards.Anon Babble.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-eg):if(:upward(2):has-text("/brit/"))
if you have ublock origin
Not gay but wanking to cocks
Haha same
im on the raoul moat diet
Divided by nation states and parties but United in their struggle for a proper world
also not gay but in my gay porn getup
utterly fucking arsed my life up lads
i wank to my own cock in the mirror when im stoned sometimes
It isn't you :) x I love people of all colours and backgrounds
Guess that will work, thanks mate
i hope nobody has ever filtered me that would be terrible for my self confidence
Bit gay that
Yeah same. 10 years of my adult life wasted. There's still time though haha
went to all boys school for gcses and a levels so there is a big gap in my knowledge of females, how does one interact casually with females? always end up sperging out, feel as those developing years are an important time to get used to female interaction
ktim!!!
Shut up retard
I would never filter you <3
I've cocked my life up, not sure which is worse
Saw an actual trannard earlier. They were not peng
cant remember the last time i went on the train without having to hear a third worlder speakerphone whatsapp conversation for the duration
got rosy cheeks from the sun
I went to a mixed school and I'm still a clueless sperg with women
at what age is it definitively too late to turn a runt life around?
oop
Same. Fucking pain in the arse. I always end up moving carriage but then another one gets on at the next stop
never (25)
poo smells
If you’re past the age of 25 and still a virgin there’s basically no recovery
your current age -1
using public transport
there's your problem
thank you
a study showed that girls do better in all girls schools and boys do better in mixed schools at the expense of girls so thank you for not bringing down women with you and staying in your lane
Fucked it
no edition you MONG
no more procrastinating today. time to fill in the pip form
Been there done that
lmao, i forgot it
This desu
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Come on over to the UK lad, we can have a beer together and dwell on our stupid mistakes