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Supergatto Italiano Edition
(È turnat)

Reminder that /cum/ is a low moisture dough kind of general

I like the rye breads
Tuna on rye with lettuce? Lovely

What about pumpernickel?
I may be making some pumpernickel bread or bagels this weekend

Not a huge fan.
Focaccia is God tier though

thats not rye

I know, I'm just mentioning a different bread type I like

i bought an rtx 5080 but i have no game to play

fell for it again award

oblivion

i tried the remake it sucks

Just in aviation alone, this is what the U.S. has lost in its aggression against Yemen.

This money should have been spent on Americans instead of bombing another nation for Israel’s sake.

2 Super Hornet F-18 = $134 Million.
22 MQ-9 Reaper Drones = $704 Million.

I'd honestly rather it be spent on bombing muslims in the middle east

Teaching america's enemies a lesson = priceless

Jew
Also doing this makes sure more muslims come to the United States/europe.

No it doesn't that was only true when we had a black muslim president

How are They enemies?
They said they would stop attacking us vessels if a ceasefire in Gaza happened and when it did they stopped. When the ceasefire began again they started attacking again. Diplomacy is the only thing that works with the houthis. UAE and Saudi Arabia tried invading them and it failed, us bombing failed.

They said they would stop attacking us vessels if a ceasefire in Gaza happened

Why should the most powerful nation on earth be fine with them attacking the vessels in the first place?

they attacked our vessels but they stopped so it's cool now

Diplomacy is the only thing that works with the houthis.

Them being dead works even better. Terrorists only understand violence

Air power can't solve every, or even most problems of the Houthi variety. Only medicine in north Yemen is a ground invasion. The insane and corrupt people in DC would prefer another Vietnam war over telling Jews just to slightly alter what they are doing for moral reasons.

Washington will be forced to spend billions in bribes to persuade the Saudis and UAE to invade Yemen again, and the us tax payer will be forced to bankroll the whole thing. US Special Forces will probably be used if they do take this route, and it's going to go very badly for them.

Because this way the American government can look like they did as much as they could, before they go and bomb another sandbox for 20 years.

i thought chuds wanted america going isolationist

They want whatever the orange man tells them they want.

Bombing mussies in the middle east is just part of american culture at this point, like baseball and apple pie. Only commies want to get rid of it

The brave people of Yemen are bombed so often by America that they barely notice.

Yemen is the poorest country in the Middle East and yet they recive the brunt of American bombing. They also are one of but a small, small few in the Middle East fighting to defend Palestine.

God grant the people of Yemen strength because it's always the people who have the least to give who give the most.

not reading that

What do they give except for hate.
Am Yisrael Chai

You cannot be this stupid

I actually prefer lukewarm coffee that I can guzzle rather than piping hot coffee you have to sip

Yeah. He was only half-black.

This very likely just like operation praying mantis again, done for thesame reason while achieving the same goal

Creepshotted the fat ass of the sexy 20 year old apprentice in the cafeteria today, she wore skin tight faux leather pants (trousers) and it was very nice. Can’t share for obvious reasons!

shut up fk

Women gotta be careful with their feet
Footfags are all over the place

No u

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did you masturbate to it

I only make ultra high moisture doughs

El gato GRANDE

Got his ass

Yemen's military announces that in response to Israel's plans to expand its operations in Gaza, the Yemenis will work to impose a "comprehensive air blockade" on Israel by targeting the country's airports, and asks that all airlines stop flying to Israel for their own safety.

You should be put in prison Hans

American Art

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My dad works for nintendo

Many Americans have shown a genuine bloodlust towards Canada and Europe you seldom see from anyone else. Honestly it’s almost as much hatred as your typical race baiting woke intellectual.

bullish or bearish?

its a cult

gentlemen, imagine if you would: petting this massive feller

Probably the most angering aspect of it. The only white men portrayed with honor and dignity in a Western liberal democracy are those who die to preserve the Negro And Trans Order.

That cat is well over 30 feet tall. Id you approached it it would play with you like you were a mouse and me ght even eat you.

I have seen euro's psychotic hatred for america for decades now. I'm surprised they didn't hate us right back much earlier

Don't even try it, this ain't Europe. Muslims here fear for their lives unlike in Europe where they run shit

America's most important piece of architecture

Don't worry, neets like you will be sent to die on the frontline first

Is it wise to replace olive oil w/ butter?

Depends on what you're replacing it for

Both are good for you. Depends on what you want. Butter is more of a neutral taste.

Bro. You're literally a jeet

Yeah I'm thinking cat posting is back

Bro. You're literally a muzzie.

Yeah I'm thinking cat posting is back

let me solo her

Car engine light came on in some shitty town in Wyoming.
Booked at this hotel that looked ok based on their pics but is actually super trashy
Shit sucks.
Just hopeful it's gonna be a quick fix. If not might have to scrap the car and book a shuttle/bus

east asians really have no facial features, huh

Proof you're a fucking Jeet holy shit

Got a licence for that flight?

got to the end of hxh, its super mega joever

Dumbest part about this shit is that it's optional you have to check an extra box when renewing your license to get this instead of all new license just being a real ID

Just plain grilled cheese for my breakfast.

What code is it? Vatozone or any other auto store reads them for free

This law was literally signed 20 years ago, why does it take this long for it to be implemented

what is this? don't you just show a passport or driver's license?

What vidya are you playing

It’s basically legislation that implements minimum standards for IDs to prevent stuff like fakes. What they’re saying is that drivers licences must meet the Real ID standards to be used, now

that sounds insane, how will terrorists be able to board planes and murder people now? do americans really tolerate this infringement on their freedom?

sleep over 10 hours: have headache

sleep under 7 hours: don't have headache

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Bikinis are a simulacrum of a full bush and hairy armpits

what causes such a phenomenon?

Bureaucratic incompetence and redtape is good for society o algo

The god Hypnos

friend vented to me about divorce

i am a sexles chudcel

not a truecel though since you have friends

The most likely explanation is either low blood sugar or dehydration, as a result of not eating and drinking while asleep for a long time.

divorces usually occur due to lack of sex, your friend is probably sexless too

If I lived in Brazil I would be fucking a new hooker every week at minimum

Fun fact: The Roman counterpart to the Greek god Hypnos was the god Somnus

at least i'm not bald, yet

sex work is not cool

It's cool when my dick is inside of her

i haven't worked in almost 6 months

Yeah it’s called a Norwegian citizenship.

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his wife was obsessed with social media and posting gym selfies every single day. there was no redder flag than that.
he usually only calls or texts me once a year, probably to see if im still alive.
im getting there, my hairline is creeping up and my hair is thinning out badly, if i let it grow out you can see a ton of scalp. i usually keep it at buzzcut length or shorter to hide it.

We Do Say That Word Here

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Guys....my good eye is starting to go bad now tooo

I haven't worked ever

A mega poo is in the works

normies love to complain about lack of "customer service"

while behaving like the worst creatures possible

companies treat staff like shit

dehumanize people into robotic wagies and force them to sacrifice their human dignity for menial pay

literally a death spiral for business where everything keeps getting worse and worse and companies use automation to replace people

normies complain about the automation and AI voice prompt menus

press 0 to get a human on the line

proceed to treat that human like shit

humans all quit

companies outsource to jeets in India

normies reeee about jeets now

we are actually living in the worst possible timeline

call it in: we are at DEFCON 2, i repeate DEFCON 2 code brown. this is NOT a drill!

we've all heard of piss jugs, but on my drive through Virginia i saw a trucker throw a shit jug out the window and it exploded on the shoulder of the highway. poo poo and pee pee everywhere.

Haven't jacked off in 2 days and I'm still not horny and haven't gotten any erection yet

It's insane how many people in this country don't have a basic grasp of the English language, truly fucking pathetic. Imagine moving to China and not learning to speak Chinese, or Germany and not speaking German.

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What should I get my mom for mother's day?

BBC

(big box of chocolates)

oh fuck mothers day is this sunday

*spam risk call*

me:hello

pajeet: hello sir how are you doing this is dave from AT&T

me: uhh ... fuck you fucking [ethnicity]

him: no sir it's not an indi-

*click* before he finishes

Sent that jeet into the heliosphere

Why are leftists obsessed with pegging

i tell them my name is benjamin, but to call me ben for short. then i tell them my last name is chode and they hang up on me immediately.

China and Japan mogs America

SOVL v SOVLLESS

trains in India

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FUCK YOU BLOODY

TRAINS IN AUSTRALIA

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Why does China tend to have industrial accidents that kill thousands of people

The Communist Party doesn’t have to worry about treating their workers well. What are they going to do, join the Communist Party?

Trillions of dead Somalis

Can alberta really secede or are they just throwing a tantrum?

any province can secede if the right conditions are met, but it requires an amendment to the constitution. it's not impossible, but it is implausible as i believe a number of provinces must also be in agreement to permit the amendment allowing the separation.

Inb4 the Feds rig the referendum like in Quebec, and the “Albertans vote” to stay by a 50.001% margin

end violence
NOW!!!!!

or else what? what the FUCK are you gonna do if I don't?

i make love not war and will fuck your mother and father

That's what happens with no fire safety. Flammable things are stocked up in a factory, then one guy lights a cig.
Industrial accidents are somewhat common in the US too, but our companies bury the evidence fast. I know of at least 2 people that died at my company, but the news never got hold of it.

What no OSHA does to a mf

Septillions of dead chinks

sexual violence is still violence.

SILENCE IS VIOLENCE.

What about the chugs? Do they give a shit about all this?

Remember when a pajeeta got baked in a Walmart oven LOL

rise and grind

I rise but I don't grind (I am a NEET)

It’s the same as it was in Quebec. White people want out, but the ethnic minorities in the cities want to stay, and the injuns on reservations want to stay

They say that, had Quebeckers voted to leave in an indisputable/unriggable landslide, the Feds would have tried to Balkanize the province, and keep the predominantly injun parts up north

don't forget how they treat workers irl

harass minimum wage workers to protest their corporate actions

harass minimum wage workers to make le funny prank video slop

Starbucks kicked out blacks who weren't buying anything? Holy shit that's racism, stores should be public for negroes and junkies to sit around all day without buying anything!!

dude stealing from stores is heckin based

What? why is everything locked up now? Capitalism is so evil o algo!!

Hate normies

well they give a shit about their own reserve land and also government handouts, but otherwise they don't give a shit. they all consider themselves separate and apart from Canada anyways, they just don't want to lose any extra goodies they enjoy as subjects of Canada that they might lose if Alberta left.

yeah the biggest challenge will just be fighting the feds, they'll bribe or threaten the other provinces and people within Alberta so as to stay/vote against leaving.

my life is so gay man

lost very had

yeah social media has created a whole new demon and companies just fan the flames with that shit too. people constantly lying and trying to defraud companies are never punished either, constantly see jeets trying to commit return fraud and nothing is done about it, they are just told they can't process the return when clearly they're committing an actual crime.

Y'all don't think it be like it is, but it do

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just finished drinking the best soda ever

what kind of soder?

Soder? I hardly know her

Might switch to soda instead of alcohol for a while

CHINA SO STLONG

MIGHTY CHINA

That's just the developing world

from like 2005 until 2013ish Sri Lankan jeets were pretty much openly defrauding insurance companies for billions of dollars before they got too greedy and police shut it down

inb4 who cares about insurance kikes

I agree but they literally made ontario cucks have the highest auto rates by doing this. Bringing jeets into a country just rapidly increases the amount of petty fraud crime like this.

Ive bought this for her, if she doesn't like it im holding YOU personally responsible...

Thirdies worship China because they think they will be liberated by them o algo

they had to limit investigations due to concerns over racism and backlash too, just like the rape gangs in the UK.

it wasn't until some insurers threatened to sue the Toronto Police Service that they acted on it and within a year they charged over a dozen jeets who had defrauded tens of millions with fake claims and lawsuits.

most of them got a slap on the wrist, some simple fines they'll never pay, and the worst offender who lead the whole operation got a few years prison sentence of which he'll only serve a few months.

She'll love it. Trust me, it's like guaranteed. If she doesn't like it come visit me at 1407 Graymalkin Lane, Salem Center, Westchester County, New York. I'll give you a refund

most of them got a slap on the wrist, some simple fines they'll never pay, and the worst offender who lead the whole operation got a few years prison sentence of which he'll only serve a few months.

globalnews.ca/news/9601082/former-ontario-government-employee-guilty-plea-multi-million-dollar-fraud/

Many such cases, guess the ethnicity before you read the article. Crazy part is his entire extended family was doing this too and none of them got any punishment because they took a plea deal. Meanwhile buddy goes to jail for a few years and still will be a millionaire from all that he earned.

pibb xtra
i would recommend carbonated water dont trade one bad addiction for another

this is abuse and exploitation of monkeys

I do think it's funny that all that it took was a woman saying nigger and Jason started simping for her hardcore, he probably donated some of his mom's money to her campaign as well, very sad to see him fall in to such cuckoldry

I'm so glad I watched that, it made my day

jason donated his disability check though

it's funny to me how they were trying to say that woman who said nigger was jewish until they later pivoted to meth-head. People just can't enjoy a good habbening anymore without some gay counter-signaling attempt

I'm gonna punt this little cunt off a bridge

She's just a trashy tattoo'd whore, if she was actual a decent looking married woman and not some single mother whore it would be fine but she's so gross that she deserves to be struck down before she becomes the only representative of whites online

Can we all at least agree that anime is fucking aryan and white? Thank you

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Jason supports single mothers because he was raised by one and also because he's a massive cuck who has admitted to jerking off to ntr and cheating

what happened to jasons dad?

He doesn't know his dad his mom is a whore

META group works directly with the israeli government.

this only happened because that other nigger stabbed the white teen then got like $800k on the same platform. Either way both of these things seem kinda suspicious in timing to me

Do you think if his daddy stuck around he wouldnt be this way?

Who cares about a single company, it's illegal to boycott Israel in most US states by law, the US is literally an Israeli territory

As americans only thing unites us. We all kind of know how to play the recorder

NIGGERS

He would still be autistic but probably less so, he wouldn't be begging his mom to film him measuring his height in his underwear in front of a porn poster at least

i had all the ribbons like a beast

Why doesn’t China allow independent non-state run labor unions? I thought it was a communist workers’ paradise

incredibly unpopular for both parties and their supporters

nearly every state still has a such a law regardless of political alignment

Jews have been having such a meltdown lately that they have over-exposed themselves

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why don't you have a homeless car gf?

I don't give a shit about niggers but the average cop in this country is an insult away from becoming Chris Benoit. They should get their funding halved across the board until they figure out how to stop being so retarded and violent.

You're saying the previous representatives of white nationalists were better?

>dude stealing from stores is heckin based

>What? why is everything locked up now? Capitalism is so evil o algo!!

Best part is how they throw a fit and call it "institutional racism" when all the stores in those areas close up shop because their loss numbers are through the roof.

I want to live in one of the states where it hasn't passed.

If I was a parent and was told that my child would end up like Jason, I would have just aborted them

Brownoid nick flentes is unironically was better face. At least he's not a foid and wears a suit.

if she aint sold the camera and the passenger seat yet then she's a fake homeless

I'm playing CS, idc about Shilo Hendrix.

I support her over urkelkin, sure.

can i add you on steam

Missle silo really is the right's Georged Floyd. Ignore the fact that she's a drug addict and single mother.

there's this Japanese guy who lives in CDMX and sells onigiri in the streets

tiktok.com/@latindreamer.aki

Missle silo really is the right's Georged Floyd

not even close
95% of people have no idea who she is

our neighbourhoods are food deserts! Also we need to support small & black owned businesses!

*grocery stores and all small businesses get destroyed during the George Floyd summer of love*

They do be stupid

There's a Japanese guy in LA who moved there to go to punk concerts and cook Mexican food.

That's because the right does not have the media power to make her a household name. Metcalf is literally who to normal people for the same reason.

Idk how you can watch this mental popcorn all day. Watch a movie or something.

The truth of the matter is, after being married for 13 years and having several kids together, Gisele cheated on Tom Brady with some monkeyzilian jiu jitsu nigga

carbon fibre neck upgrades tho

I want to have sex. It has been weeks and i can feel my virginity growing back

Shitting right now

hello

Women are just like that. Look at Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Tom Brady. All of those guys are rich, handsome, and famous. Yet their lives all got ruined by women. It's just a blackpill many aren't ready for.

I think cats are great

Some literal jews and brown/black people in this general...

Yeah. It's really nuts

miggers believe that gaining control of the executive has granted them institution control over every other sector of society for some reason. it's why they keep shouting "but we voted against this!" every time a movie they don't like is announced

I'm black, so what

He wont play with you
I added him years ago and he ignored my messages and unfriended me after a week

Im Jewish black brown and gay

People itt making up lies about an innocent woman who was accosted by a black pedophile and rightfully defended herself
Fucking disgusting

cry about it

Uh oh, stinky poopy

i wonder what % of white crimes are meth induced

by my count we have:

1 American jew

1 American black (urkel)

1 American Asian

1 Canadian Asian

1 American jeet

at least 2 Canadian jeets

The rest are are either infrequent enough or hiding it better

Did you ever invite me to play?

I forgot the 2 Mexican americans fugggg

Your odds of living a long and happy life are better as a 3ppd smoker than trusting your heart to a woman

Jason, you don't have to defend every crack whore that reminds you of your mom

You're bad at making lists. Not even close to complete.

why not

I've lost count of how many shits I've done today, think it's 3-4 but I'm not sure.

I didn't want to include certain well known-larpers iykwim

1 brazilian pretending to be white
1 argentinian pretending to be white

Playing oblivion remastered and I forgot how bad this game is. Vtmb came out two years earlier and it's leagues better.

open up uberjeets for the first time in a long while

$6.49 delivery fee

$4.99 delivery fee

$3.99 delivery fee

*close app*

How is this shit still in business in Canada?

Why do fat women complain about attractive men not wanting to commit to them? Are they incel adjacent?

It's for upwardly mobile professionals who don't have time.

I've got nothing; to gain, to lose
All the world I've seen before me passing by

Car dependency sucks

YOU VILL NOT LEARN ZU COOK

i want a gf that farts a lot and smells like shit

Canada is becoming a true thirdie nation, everything seems to be either for a wealthy class who don't care how much they waste or some garbage tier quality for poorfags. Middle class is gone.

Blows my mind. And they spend a crazy amount of money on marketing too. Constant commercials and their logos are everywhere. It’s insane to me that those businesses are viable.

Its better than horse dependency

i want to never have sex in my life and die a truecel

The female equivalent to being a incel is not being able to fuck Chad.

Am i the only straight white man in /cum/?

im white if you consider guatemalans as white

they get slammed by a drunk/desperate chad once and think they are stacies and can't understand why he is ghosting them

i think it's just (You) and me

Im not jason

you aren't white brownie. white means slavic. only eastern europeans are white

visible hair on fingers

DiStefano

I dont and nobody does

Reminder that goat of the /cum/gen listened to his sister getting fucked by a black man

Me, hate when the homofags start spamming here

I am italian but that isn't my last name

Reminder to not believe in everything you hear in the /cum/gen

so you are not white

Idk, I don't have any friends so idk how it works.

fucking freak

we are considered white in california and texas

Yeah because they are 100% beaner now lol

I don't have any friends

so i shouldnt believe anything the goat says?

No the fuck you're not. Not even Spaniards are

Italians are a white European ethnic group from alto adige to Sicily they form a constituency of the greater white race

You can always 100% believe what I say. I was refering to other /cum/mers

I want to fuck goat of the /cum/gen's mom. Hopefully she will appreciate my love towards her and reciprocates.

Italians are a white European

Who is the poster who keeps saying southern europeans arent white? Do we know his identity?

no changes in variables

enjoyment of and interest in all things tanking for past week

Ah, yes!

gonna go watch some wwe. talk to you guys later

nowadays it's usually a latinx saying this

nooooooooo. dont go

He deserves a medal, whoever he is

Its either a beaner or some kind of arab/middle easterner

wwe

yikes!

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