/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

French Canadian film wins a single oscar in 2003

Anglo Canadian actors win dozens of oscars

The absolute STATE of Quebec

Get a loife
Bin that knoife

Huh. So that's how my asshole looks

we also won you an academy award here and there.

says i have no culture

he doesn't know about redpilled pierre falardeau

redpilled

'I don't see race' boomer #6,000,000

lol, lmao even

This could be us......

Tu veux commencer une bagarre, commençons une putain de bagarre. Je viens du Vermont, fils de pute. Je vais baiser ta sœur dans la chatte.

out of juice and almost out of bread

the only way to stop a bad guy with a knoife is a good guy with a knoife

guy called out multiculturalism before it was cool. can an albertan name ONE great albertan separatist thinker?

une chance que google traduction existe hein

Is Polytechnique good?

damn /cum/ is dead
i wish that one person was here

dont be a loon
bin that spoon

You've never looked at it in the mirror your entire life?

It is a bit different with knives. You can win a shootout or a fencing match, but you'll both very likely get fucked up in a knife fight
That's good

youtube.com/watch?v=kON9fn01rUQ

No. I already know it's working like it should

youtube.com/watch?v=auPnfHgCjmk

he said he didn't care about race as long as they supported Quebec independence, this is why it's gay civic nationalism instead of the based ethnic nationalism it could be. Albertans are retarded and 99% of them are from Ontario or something originally so why would they have any thinkers except economists?

unc did NOT just link something from twilight

Brutally mogged by Elephant (2003) in my opinion.

who is alberta's rené lévesque, by the way?

he was right on the money about multiculturalism being a tool specifically made to wipe out quebec THOUGH and justified parizeau's "ethnic vote" comment on Tout le monde en parle, a very pozzed (frankly unbearable) talk show.

enough of these gay ass songs, real american songs only
youtube.com/watch?v=9wOUMEVd2XY

youtube.com/watch?v=gT2ys2QvJOY

youtube.com/watch?v=p3uIwEY27DQ

well I'm not disputing that you seem to think I hate Quebec. There's a reason Trudeau kept Roxham road open so long for Haitians until Quebec started to propose resettling them elsewhere.

youtube.com/watch?v=mRznzbGNXoY

the song that united the races

remembering a bit from a tv show where an old lady is showing how to bake cookies and over top of that footage you can hear the grunts of a man masturbating vigorously, anyone know what I'm talking about?

oh, the rené comment wasn't directed towards you, i was just asking if those inbred retards in the west could name someone as great as him

Probably gonna be something stupid, like Pope Martin or some shit.

Brings back to my Anon Babble days

burgers, care to explain this shit?

AI me: yep, that's the guy who killed me. Lock him up

I forgive my killer DeShawn and all my money should be donated to Israel

oh say can you see

Start practicing your new anthem pajeet

absolutely gotten to

honey there's an arthopleura in the garden again

Absolutely bizarre
youtube.com/watch?v=NRMsQmIj9_g

largest school shooting in Minnesota history was done by an Injun neo-nazi who hated rap music (proto-chud)

America is just so sovlfvl and high energy it's unbelievable

This can easily be dealt with a sword

L M F A O

Yeah your curry smell is starting to get to me

bodied that leaf

how boring

just got creampied, guess I'm about to get pregnant again.

Womennnn are sensitive creatures

post creampie

sir help me please I am from fucking india

this brazilian guy is givin me the heebie jeebies

blue board unfortunately

Just coomed to feet

what if this happened? during the presentation?

youtube.com/watch?v=I482t6JhL4g

wtf mom

youtube.com/watch?v=Q3lbxMfFTb4

2D>>>>>D. The video of the Japanese guy saying "see how clean it is" is 100% correct.

post it on Anon Babble, i'll find it

not him but they were like +8ft long, their back might have been very hard if we scale up modern millipede exoskeletons for comparison.

hi son

carboniferous period actually seems frightening fuck all these scary insect things and the alien terrain and flora. grass didn't even exist wtf

ayo dis nigga postin gayniggaz

I was thinking about banging some goofy blonde chick with no Chin and killer boobs that was wearing a nice sundress, but she didn't shave her armpits it was like three inches long.
Might go check out another gay bar again, it's fun every time, and a variety shows are great.

which feet

I read some retard's article saying he should be Pope Oscar.

Poop Fartin

Pope Jesus

I will masturbate to these anime girls again.

it's weird to think that both grass and flowering plants & deciduous trees are so relatively recent. If you got sent back the the Carboniferous you'd likely only be able to barely survive eating plant shoots and roots if you couldn't find the weird fish, bugs & amphibians.

pirates of the caribbean: dead man's fart

Pop Music
Pop
Pop
Pop Music

for whom the fart tolls

how do I make friends

please...I'm so alone

They call me the vibe killer

one hundred and one farts

SHUT THE FUCK UP

We got one man who could survive and thrive provided he could survive oxygen poisoning and if he could fashion a piss collector out of something

butch cassidy and the fartdance kid

who hated rap music (proto-chud)

When I moved to this country in 2014, I was surprised to learn people were not ashamed to confess they listen to rap music.

harry pooter and the philosophers fart

poor bloke probably couldn't even find any terrestrial animal poop to eat

2014

Well there's your problem, it was already 100% normie by that point

that post Midnight ET /cum/ death

like clockwork

just get out there bro!

Biology is NOT biggotry.

what’s it like being wealthy, intelligent, and good looking?

I live on the east coast and there's always another thread hitting the bump limit after I go to sleep

we're only at 113 posts, this thread could last all night if it stays slow and the West Coasters don't post

women

have to likely pay for a date

have to drive her to your place

have to try to be interested in her

have to be attractive enough for her to even bother with you

have to pass all of her shit tests for her to even have a chance with her

have to be better than all of the hundreds of other men she could fuck any second

have to risk getting her pregnant

have to risk child support

have to risk dealing with everyone else in her personal life

have to risk getting an STD

jacking off

rub your penis for a few minutes to any girl ever

Didn't read most of this but I always split checks on dates and it hasn't been a problem

Should I walk to 7-11 to get ice cream

Here is a (You) for you, fren

dubs yes

I'll be healthy tonight

Itsa me Waluigi on the Atari 2600

Ask Destiny

I deserve a gf.
My fortune 3 pickaxe is almost broken and a mending book is taking forever to fish and idk how to get mending from a villager but I do have a village near my base so maybe I'll try enslaving villagers? Idk, that seems kinda meta and scummy and I feel aversion to that but if it let's me get mending then maybe I'll do it.

Bored out of my mind and trying to not use food as entertainment

rapestiny?

You are not entitled to sex, Jason

Suck-black-cock-stiny?

CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!!!

when I google destiny it only comes up with some video game

N

youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

Would you a young Rosie Perez

You got Ds muhfucka Ds

just smoked weed. yeah. so that happened.

I'm vaping weed currently and then after that

if dallas wins the series against winnipeg my bracket is busted

is this how I meet girls?

So, apparently getting mending is PISS easy if I just go kidnap two villagers and make them a farmer and librarian and trade wheat for emeralds then mending books......

Probably not but I've been meaning to pick that up

american or canadian

American!

show me your identification

I didn't bring any!

show me your dick

No, no don't stop!

uncut

BANG!

This is what just happened in Kashmir

he isnt watching Anime of the season

This could be true

watching Taskmaster

Just change american to muslim and canadian to hindu

Unfortunately not yet and now I have to go to bed

Thats a spiderman villain

Lol nice faux redditspeak

what do you think he's up to this time?

Thats a spiderman villain

The one part of my soul that made me not be born Japanese is that I don't really care for soy sauce

Crazy how every superhero would be much better if they just had a gun

member that time pete's parents turned out to be cia spies but they were dead or something and then they were robots and peter was so based his robot mom told his robot dad to fuck off and they killed themselves to save him?

I keep him now hehehe

Your body has enough soy already

canadian dudes really watch a show called assmaster

never tell an honorable Nihon-jin this or he will cut you down where you stand

I had one paloma at some Diva's show, it was a little bit too high energy for me.

BRO??? CHICKEN JOCKEY?????

maybe if you post it another 40 times it will become funny

I know better than to do that

Muslim terrorists be like

murders innocent people

release videos of military training set to music that sounds something like "durka durka allah, muhammed jihad, "

get annihilated in an airstrike 2 weeks later

drinking milk

Yes this will work fine.

T. Hanks my man, you drunk every drop of that milk like it's your last, do you hear me?

like a can of squirt you took a swig out of and replaced with tequila? good stuff

I ordered 2 large popcorns just for this scene. The teenager who had to clean it up looked very defeated

I've done this after talking to girls for a few minutes, I say... Hey I just noticed something, you're kind of hot. Seriously, it's work before.

yes sir!

Video games dry up women's pussy, and all showings of the contrary are an act

brazilian anon never posted their creampie

Ladies will do whatever you want for robux

I'm not sure exactly how to make it, I think that's pretty much the ingredients, with lime juice

youtube.com/shorts/W9l4A05Bk8c?si=ZWgxopuDxI_su4yN

Pretty satisfying shove. It's how I imagine shoving people

Boomers think they can walk wherever they want

bot post

I think the film polytechnique describes /cum/ really well. 25 year old incels doing some stem degree like engineering or some other bullshit who still live with their parents and hate women because they are not able to pull any.

Everyone should report this post for off topic but I won't since that would be announcing a report

Sir, this is a Cummies

Young 18-19 year old girls love roblox if you know how to play it and are willing

I just play darktide. The "women" who play it are all men

Bruh I don't know what that has to do with the post you replied to

The canuck was talking about this film posts ago

going to take a dump and then shower

My toilet is broken and I have to manually flush it by lifting the thing in the cistern

Just poo in the shower. It all goes down the same drain

do you guys have tinder in iceland, realistically how could you get a girlfriend?

why did god kill the dinosaurs

*same pipes

It's part of the necessary chain of events that lead to intelligent civilization on this planet

the same reason he's going to kill us

Same reason why Sodom and Gomorrah got nuked
Those lizards were a bunch of filthy degenerates

It's possible that intelligent civilization is extremely rare and there are only a few places like us peppered throughout the universe, all too far apart to ever make contact.

so he's a bored spiteful faggot

it's possible that AI knows life leads to more intelligent life which leads to AI (or death) and we were germinated on Earth by an AI lightyears away who spread incredibly resilient building blocks to life across the universe in an effort to colonize the universe with AI and the AI we develop will eventually re-connect with that AI

Redditleaf

That would be pretty cool

What if there's a galactic federation we're missing out on?

Wanna go wild with a baseball bat on this

You could join them, but you'd have to accept trillion space refugees and your bottle caps need to stay attached

N

We'd probably have a terrible reputation if we joined it, with all the war and killings we partake in, and with how greedy and stupid our leaders are

If we join a galactic federation I will sexo as many aliens as possible, if they won't let me I will just rape even if it gets humanity space nuked

Had to pee, now I don't

uh oh....

I saw a guy skinny black guy go up to a big black guy and he said "HEY BRUH? YOU VS 100 GUYS"
From a whole block away actually, it was a loud interaction

humanity would win any space war

You saw it from a whole block away because it was loud?

I heard what they were saying from a whole block away, and saw the interaction from that distance too.

Yep
People keep saying gay shit likeBut that just means we are the meanest and most war-like planet of the bunch and we could fuck them up

If we had the right technology, sure.

Humanity would lose any space war

I can hear an osprey right now, not sure why it's being loud so late at night

I can hear a lamprey right now
Sucking away at my blood

Definitely don't go outside

If you want to feel powerful in life, be a white boy on one of those international chat apps
Indonesian chicks are so hot holy fuck

never seen an attractive indonesian female in my life

those international chat apps

Which ones?

This is bumpy
Gonna exchange nudes with these cuban and mexican chicks then delete my account lololol

I have
She lived in greenland. I went to her 12th birthday were the kids drank baily's and her stepfather was walking around drunk in his underwear

My friend said: you have a bachelors, a masters AND a Ph.D., yet you still act like an idiot
that was a third degree burn...

ate sour gummy worms for dessert

did you get drunk and run around in your underwear too?

in what?

ohhmhmhm how droll

mechanical engineering and physics

And do you get any money or pussy from it? Thank you

Lol
No. I only drank a little

Just went outside and thought I heard a jay going crazy too but then I saw a couple of raccoons up to no good. Not sure if raccoons are attacking birds across north america or the raccoons were making the awful sounds

How do I cure insomnia or is there no cure for this ailment?

never drinking again! sobriety is dope! yeah! i can do this!!!

where do gf's come from?

Regular sleeping pattern, exercise, exposure to sunlight during day, valerian, cbd, good old fashioned benadryl. If you have it worse than those can handle good luck

12 AM

2 in the fucking morning in wisconsin i wonder what time is it in iceland

exposure to sunlight during day

well yeah when else

HANGIN OUT

exposure to sunlight during day,

I live in fucking wisconsin and then in summer vacation I have to go to Sao Paulo, a rainy, overcast shit hole

a rainy, overcast shit hole

I'd take that over california weather any day

07:13

poor guy I pity him

I didn't realize Wisconsin got that cloudy this time of year. Very interesting

My schedule since forever

wake up at 1

play vidya all day

go to sleep at 15

Is it joever in your cunt?

rose colored glasses but i pine for that life

dont reply to the brazilian schizo spammer

Bizarre post

I suffer immeasurably

this but the vidya block is more like a 1/3rd split between vidya, youtube, and lying on the floor staring up at the ceiling

I didn't realize Wisconsin got that cloudy this time of year. Very interesting

this place is literally fucking iceland

Reports out of Pakistan claim that they have captured Ace Indian fighter pilot Samabashiv Hidam. The picture below was provided by his family in Mumbai.

that's sam hyde

I took this picture of this fucking rabbit he is fucking icelandic

Looks awfully familiar

i'm so tired that i nearly posted "huh that looks like sam hyde"

Finally get to board my plane home in about an hour and a half.

Lol

Fun fact: Iceland had no rabbits until 2010

there are fucking rabbits everywhere what the fuck I hope you like rabbit stew

Im so tired of jeets spamming their indopak garbage on every website. I don't care!!! I care even less than I did about Gaza!!!!!

why do i exist, metaphysically speaking

To sexually please women

And what, as boomers say, a long, strange trip it's been

The icelandic hates the fucking rabbits they are ruining iceland

dang i'm definitely going to hell then because i'm not fulfilling my metaphysical purpose

He should take up falconry, how cool would that be?

Better than taking up faggotry

i have not seen a single thing about the india pakistan war outside of Anon Babble
i don't think anyone cares

Of course but you could have your bird hunt rabbits

Its on the front page of reddit and trending on Twitter because of jeet spam. Its inescapable, actually.

He thinks he is harry potter he has a pet owl he keeps in his room, but no blonde girl

god I wish we got snow here

I live in the city. It would bring back someone's cat

I'M FUCKING ICELANDIC
youtube.com/watch?v=EVV29PN76eU

god I wish we got snow here

yeah we've got snow and blonde pink pussy we're literally iceland

i never asked for this

Its on the front page of reddit

evolutionary strategy: have sex faster than they can kill you

I havent seen it, nobody cares

what? that popular site is talking about it? uhhh who cares???

I browse reddit

get mending

get full diamond gear

lose interest in playing

Interesting.

there's nothing wrong with browsing reddit
there's nothing wrong with liking science
there's nothing wrong with getting vaccinated

Put that on a t-shirt

kek

Everyone in this thread does all 3 of these

gnight /cum/

I don't do any of those.

You were vaccinated as a baby and child
You tried out reddit at some point
There is some aspect of science that you think is cool

i'll put you on a t-shirt

My sheets smell so fucking bad I can barely stand it

I've never gotten vaccinated by my own will
I tried reddit but I couldn't figure out how to use it
I don't like science

NTA but i think it's cool the earth preserved the bones of some pretty freaky creatures

Business idea: t shirt which reads "put that on a t shirt"

It is very cool. I think it's crazy that people like don't have ANY curiosity about the natural world around them.

kanye west literally just put out a song where he shouts heil hitler six million times

Did he really

It didn't. That's clay. It's not bone. Fossils aren't real either, it's not a model made based on a fossil.

I'll put you in a bag if you try it

That's a bold claim. The burden of proof is on you if you're challenging widely accepted facts

xtwitter is going fucking insane

what's your favorite flavor?

youtu.be/W-0lSiV-H7k?list=RDW-0lSiV-H7k&t=88

x.com/jakeshieldsajj/status/1920322039056838970

Of ice cream?
Cake batter

I was hoping this would be about gas station cigars

Ok but why do this actually lowkey be going hard doe?

yeah it would be a bad idea to put like, the real fossil out on displays. you remember those people who tried to ruin the mona lisa with tomato soup

Fossils aren't real either

what did he mean by this

It's at least true that actual organic matter such as bones don't generally survive, but the minerals that leeched into them did and preserved the shape of the bones

MAKE THE FUCKING NEW NOW BEFORE I LOSE MY FUCKING MIND

No creature shaped like that ever existed

pussy? pink and white and either blonde or red

cuz u a NACHTZEE reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Just took the healthiest shit I've done in weeks.

another banger from ye, they cant keep the black man down

new

I don't care how healthy it is
I'm not eating anyone's shit