Wet Seal edition
/brit/
getting recs for channels with 1 subscriber and no views again
youtube.com
I love being a white male Englishman.
I won't apologise for this. I'm sorry, leftypol, but I fucking won't!
Don't like it? Fucking LEAVE!
FREE RORKE
cute
crazy to think while i'm in the middle of having a crazy goon sesh with the lads in discord there are terrible wars happening around the world and people being genocide'd.
I miss mousenonce
Hail
ok gooner lad pls explain why you copy and paste certain posts? I know you've said this exact thing multiple times. What's going on with that?
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right so now that the thread's calmed down a bit, can i please have some attention. thanks.
i'll post here if i'm allowed and not hated or despised
I'm sorry, leftypol
Apology accepted, rorke!
The Asiatic slavs
shut up nigga
haven't said the n word in weeks
sent him flying
you can fuck off pal
YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF
hi
why would you be
NlGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have never been 'sent flying'.
excellent post
that's racist!
yeah 'cos you're too fucking fat
never hit the bowl eh
Ukrainians are actually European
Russia is heavily contaminated by Tatars, Mongols and Jews. The actual European Russians live in the western regions.
false witness statement hahahah lol ii am not a lawyer btw i-=
luv real chebs
hate fake chebs
simple as
am i a basic bitch for having a pulp fiction poster on my wall?
launched that fat cunt into space
done him up like a kipper
fuck your mother
yh do u still fw me tho
aye
Been getting into Alfred Rosenberg big time lately lads.
getting raped up the arse
Breaking records here
yeah by a bloke cos your gay!
WE SHOULD ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
weshjee5jtdg
would you drink a womans piss?
it's just scary to think about x
nah
210351454
210351574
bizarre
Hair's falling out
no agenda, just love
Me? Tastefully balding.
stop vaping
Norwood status?
y'all remember this lmao
x.com
Considering ordering in a paki 'za
Get it booked
supporting the war effort?
p'izza for short
3 since I was 21 years old
Oh my days
Explains your constant seething about Heatherchad
This kind of shit reinforces how gay I am, just no attraction whatsoever
Norwood 1.8 me
come to Anon Babble lads we have lots of fun over here in our ID thread!!!
meanwhile
Post a peng ting
Mental how badly I mindraped you lmfao
Do you have nightmares about Anon Babble too?
heatherpaedo xxxx
me? watching it crowd
haha moss and roy :-)
wank mag is stinking the room out
(i peeked)
Quite suckable if you don't mind me saying
Anon Babble threads sound great to me
don't understand that, something's broken inside you mate. i'm bi but how can you look at a beautiful fertile woman smiling and feel nothing
Anon Babble threads sound great to me
heatherparasite still seething about Anon Babble when there hasn't been a /brit/ thread there since Anon Babble went down a month ago
Right let's settle this:
Experian, Credit Karma, or ClearScore?
For me (29, £120k pa, balding) it's Experian, the grown-up choice
Paki 'za and cheesy chips booked
me? I'm ordering an indian
wish i were an artist
Carol Vorderman Wins Wizard Jeans Rear Of The Year Award 2011 At The Dorchester Hotel In London.
they're more attractive before they discover makeup tbqh
Traitors to this country
his wly wasn't even remotelt the soze pf a momster
seething and coping about a thread that literally never existed
needs his head checking out
got a 999 on experian, 775 on clearscore
I dunno m8, been light this since I hit puberty and started wanking over stolen copies of my dad's men's health magazines
quickly lads, get the straight porn in before we all look gay
omds
ffs deegz it's a Wednesday night
no Pakistani ever called me benchod
ordering takeaway on a wednesday
grim grim GRIM
Me? Eating leftovers tonight x
why is this subhuman posting random posts from Anon Babble
totally unrelated to /brit/, reckon he needs a word with janny (then a registered mental health professional)
but why copy and pasting the exact same thing? can't you just type something similar?
Been up the pub and had 5 pints so I'm hungry
just had two wanks at once
how does your dad feel about that
Heatherchad vindicated
Haha.
Have a great idea for a gimmick but dont really know how to execute it
lets workshop it
/brit/ is a three-finger wankers general
have to sleep with earphones in because the boomer CUNT couldn't possibly turn her tele down or off before she goes to sleep and god forbid you mention it
swear to christ no matter the time of day heatherfreak or one of his obsessed orbiters are always here having an autistic retard off
it's just scary m8. i love thinking about it.
adore p0rn and w*nking
Shit. I have been connecting with a girl on hinge but I live like a homeless squatter. Need to sort myself out really soon.
omds
record the noise and get the council on her case
have to love him though
brits say "wank" too?
I thought it was just an american thing
can't really publicly announce it because it would ruin it
You typing this with one hand while looking at some blokes willy?
good lad
Including thumb?
Read this in a kiwi accent
Ah.
Americans don't really say wank
They say "jack off"
that's not what confuses me. it's the copy and pasted message
let's take it to Anon Babble, no one posts there
wonder how often the toilfu wanks her fanny
no i fucking don’t i want him publicly disembowled in the town square for all to see
Jamal does it for her
would be a pretty good twink if i weren't such a lazy bastard
every time she sees me
You can't.
only when getting started and still soft
then it's three fingers and thumb
been having a ponder today about my toilfu
would love to imagine her just rubbing away moaning quietly
yanks be like dude i totally whacked off
dude cody i just jacked off my frickin doodle
The bill also renames Greenland as Red, White, and Blueland.
Katies harnessing the power of small boat bbc
when are you going to kill yourself
Three finger Joe over here. Two finger for me. Just being real.
cus i want to discuss it
Datacentre Land
Untapped resource Land
Oil Land
Welcome to the soldier side
Where there's no one here but me
People all grow up to die
There is no one here but me
Aussies be like "Oi Lachlan, I just had a session on the wanko"
haha, yanks do be like that!
Now.
miss lachie like you wouldn't believe
*aggressively snaps fingers at the thread waiter*
can we get me cummed in, now
Baffling post.
tugging on my little green winky with kitchen tongs
so the thought comes to your mind, and then you go to a .txt file on your computer or into the archive to retrieve that exact message you sent already so the new post is word for word? Seems bizarre even by gooner mong standards
*laughs*
littlegreenwillyaussie loves his little green willy
I get so many recs for channels with less than 1k subscribers too. It's so weird.
I hope you all are doing well I don't have weed and I am bored at home my life sucks
whats it to ya
They call me Dainty Wank Rob
Absolutely fuming at the willy posted in the other thread. Thought this was a small willy only kind of group we had going on.
what can i say? i'm a dumb gooner mong
There are only 2 genders
settle an argument for us lad. Are you more like to say "I've just had a wank" or "I' just got done jacking off"?
link
need it nuked
I told you, Americans don't say wank
what sort of sexually maladjusted autist still wanks to shit like this seriously
are you fucking 12 years old man
this is what a hungry Irish child looks like
Why are people so upset or surprised about wars? Are they not aware of the entirety of human history?
'Gender' isn't real. They are two sexes.
Stop using the cult's language.
go to Anon Babblebrit/
it's filled with discussions of wanking/gooning
go to Anon Babblebrit/
it's filled with discussions of one mans cock
where is the british culture?
Saying I've just had a wank is a good way to get a book thrown at you
he's a woggy froggy though
leftypol playing doubles tennis
not enough sleep on a night
That cock belongs to a British man thoughbeit
i'll post a thought provoking /brit/ post in a few minutes that will steer the course of the rest of the thread
wanking to hentai?
I dunno. To me war is just an opportunity for an Allo Allo remake.
wanking and cock discussion are inherently british culture?
do brits say "knob" as well?
thought it was just an american thing
it was lost like Canada lost it off their flag
yes you dull cunt that is what i just said
Is this video games graphics?
yeah and the nose is very french they got huge noses there in france
Where is milkton Keynes?
That is a great flag. Damn shame they replaced it with that leaf.
Only Brits say knob
Are you a pajeet or something?
america is full of big strong former marines who cry all the time
the company was gay
we turned night into day
no they don't
be quiet
farting up a storm
Artillery in Yhe Bhimber
having a screamwank
Goon my dick.
nobody care me
blgo on blgolord
scranking at this
i didnt start wanking to hentai until i was a fully grown adult tbqh.
what is the best drug to improve your wanks? haven't tried the drugs you see
they are. it's like natural canopy
Mad how there's only one county in England that has pride. Nobody else gives a fuck
room smells of cheesy feet and cockpong
your idiot and smell bad
*grangles you*
*wraps you in a towel and hugs you*
Feel like I have the perfect opportunity to ask a girl on a date, but on the other hand I don't feel like leaving my smelly flat to see her.
weed is great but nothing mindblowing
speedwankmong never shuts up about speedwanking. might be worth looking into
not wnaking for a week
can never get over how bloody ugly this woman is
weed imagination wanks are really good
i care you
in the living room crying
here we say cranking the hot dog
come here you!
in the living room dying
you know in china they call it the dying room
not the worst
ok
in the living room cranking the hot dog
time for bed me thinks
GOODNIGHT!
I'm always speedwanking. Only takes a few seconds.
eveyrone lying youre still stupid loser
Did you also watch the episode of House where House failed to save the patient?
Business idea: Foreign comedian who does a load of jokes and the punchline to all of them is that they are foreign
i'll give it to you straight, like a pear cider that made from one hundred percent pears. off to bed.
wanking to cock
goodnight my love
might scran some potato waffles
might fry a cheeky eggbert to have on top
yeeaa that's it
pretty sure they'd call it 翻譯書 but ok
Found the Anon Babble thread have you?
I saw it.
slit eyed nonce
and that's with makeup
*gives you a hug*
Why's that then
right going to have to go have a look at this knob then
goodnight mate x
You botched it
do brits say "yanks" too?
thought that was an american thing
having a look in the mirror?
Pregabalin
just FUCK KFF!
Oh it's the gimmick! It's the gimmick! Ahahahahaha yessss
aspire to one day be able to spell diareah without googling it
HOLY
HOLY
HOLY
HOLY
Stop it!
oh just shut up will you
gorgues
What?
Eating the paki 'za
waiting for my little joke to pay off
always been straight but I'm currently growing my hair out just so this beautiful prince in my office notices me
20 years in the can
the ozempic olympics
scrandy bobandy
I will never leave you lads x
mad that the hands that produced that had brown man poo particles on them and you are now consuming those
Yep
how many cans can a canslad can if a canslad can can cans
loli wearing sundress ToT
Nigless; adj., To be without niggers.
um
farting on catbergs head under the covers
Well
think i might just do a trailer park boys rewatch
do brits say "scran" too
I thoug-*gets brutally raped halfway through post*
Aussies be like “yeah nah my oingo boingo mobile ran out of roo-juice right before I reached the servo so I got me tallywhacker and shoved it in the petroley holey to fill er up like a kookaburra’s call fills my Aussie heart with pride”
Quick shower and bed I reckon.
make a watch2gether lad
lukewarm 2010 outer Anon Babble banter
Well
really need gwank (gay + wank) to take off
scrangerooing
cheeky chwank before bed
I saw it.
KEK
RECYCLE
You having a little cryeroo mate?
*holds you tight*
i miss you when im away
That went so far.
smokes, lets go
Can't finish the paki 'za as I'm on ozempic