/cum/ - Cinnicinati Utica Memphis

The Chudda edition

Who would win in a fight? Krillin or Omniman

Why should I care if my future wife has fucked hundreds of urkelkin and posted the videos online? it doesn't affect me

one destructo disc and he's done

watchin destiny react to hasan

Why should I care if my future wife has fucked hundreds of urkelkin and posted the videos online? it doesn't affect me

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Hasan is very knowledgeable and high IQ

You guys are so obsessed with Jason lol

bump limit in 1 hour and 10 minutes

High speed /cum/. A /cum/shot if you will.

OMG NO WAY OMG DESTINY? REACTING TO HASAN?!!?!?!?!?
HOLY
SHIT
I FUCKING LOVE ECELEBS AND LIVESTREAMERS OMG

It's mostly him same fagging and ruining the thread

Jason has literally spammed like 100 whore pictures in the last hour

Having a post debate shower after intellectually raping that RETARD.

Exfoliating my scalp before I get in.

Both are fucking idiots, and somehow they found people dumber than them to help them make money

How do I get a gf from the following places as a blackanon:
-Colorado
-Montenegro
-Portugal
-Ethiopia

sometimes I see a cute black girl and I'm like "yeah I would have raped my plantation slaves"

Work out
Bee yourself
Talk to women

I would need at least $1000 to watch such a thing

Ew. You disgust me, you pig.

Got a rental car

talking to woman I’m interested in

start talking about Emus

show her a video of an emu guarding its eggs

she stopped responding to my messages

I’m the most miserable person alive

You know if you had a double digit IQ you would not still be living with mommy

based intellectually stimulated anon

This bussy is for rent

Ethiopians and Somalis ain't black

i mean this with total sincerity: if you are willing to filter out all women who:

have slept with other people

are not white

are within 10 years of your age

are actually desirable (not trailer trash/etc)

then you've filtered out over 99.9% of the world's population and will likely never have a relationship

free upgrade i hope

I could see something similar happening to me, lol
Don't worry anon, she was not for you. What kind of person doesn't appreciate animals?!?!?

I taught English in Mexico for 2 years when I was between 22 and 24 years old and had more sex during that time period than the entire rest of my life

bf and I have only ever done it with each other

tfw gay incel chasers keep stating fucking femboys is not gay even more than femboys on this site

explain yourselves gay incel chasers

Get back down here

That's true, but you shouldn't delude yourself that you got a tradwife either

OwO

Becoming a misogynist has unironically gotten me laid more as opposed to when I was gungho about women being equal to men in my late teens/early 20s (lol)
Why is this?

same

Why did orangeman end the AI chip restrictions to China?

OH, I'M IN BONDAGE LIVING IS A MESS
AND I'VE GOT TO RISE UP ALLEVIATE THE STRESS
NO LONGER WILL I EXPOSE MY WEAKNESS
HE WHO SEEKS KNOWLEDGE BEGINS WITH HUMBLENESS

There is a difference between a woman who has had sex in a long term relationship that didn't work out and a woman who makes porn like the kind that Jason has started worshiping for some reason

Same as anything else, found a way to profit

Women love being in their rightful place, and men who put them there
Unironically btw

You're brown.

wanted to post a video of my ace but Anon Babble is brownest tar coal ebony vantablack african tribesman image board there is and only allows 4mb files

women want to think you might kill them. they evolved this way over millenia.

Women like dominant men

women want to think you might kill them

Nick Fuentes has said this

The best wingman i ever had wad a friend who would just tell chicks at parties i was a really huge misogynist
"That guy HATES women"
They would go so out of theit way to get my attention im not kidding

I'm 25 and have never been to a party.

this is true, i've overheard old church women talk about how bad an insult it is to call a man harmless

TINK I WALK LIKE A CHAMPION
TALK LIKE A CHAMPION
WHAT A PIECE OF BODY GAL
TELL ME WHERE YOU GET IT FROM
KNOCK 'PON YOUR ENTRANCE
RAM PA PA PAM PAM
GIRL LET ME IN
ME HAVE A THING

rape

while I have no doubt this happened it's just cope to pretend most BW weren't happily jumping into Master's bed to get better privileges

That's only one of the main reasons I don't like bothering with women, I always have to put up a fake persona which is kind of fun in its own right but it's not authentic

so jason said he is ok with being with a woman who has had sex with black men....

you can even it out somewhat by making sure they can sense that you don't care if they're into you or not

Only been to 2, the first one in high school we started a bonfire and were having a good time but this fat faggot that got invited kept trying to talk to the girl I liked about anime and she left early so I got drunk and passed out in my friends shed, second one in college I drank and smoked for a bit and felt incredibly bored and out of place since I didn't know anyone and was too autistic to have a real conversation and it triggered a weird existential crisis so I just left and walked back to campus and housed a fuck ton of taco bell and then passed out on the top floor of the library in this little reading nook, got woken up by this sweet janitor lady who gently woke me up and told me she wasn't going to make me leave but that I should go back to my dorm to sleep or I'd have a sore neck for the rest of the day

someone has done a pretty masterful job of imitating jason today

this will be his cope tomorrow "I would never fuck a woman who fucked black men that was a circle impersonating me!!!"

and you'll be eager to have another opportunity to talk about black guys fucking

Its not a fake persona, you dont have to constantly be aggressive and dangerous 24/7 unless hwr brain and pussy are broken
She just needs to know youre capable of it

I know you will Jason

Can you make a discord or something and leave us alone?

Brown boys (of the mexi variety) are cute

The secret to getting laid is to treat women like children. Not even kidding

women are mentally children

OHIO MENTIONED

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :skull:

women genuinely hate nice guys and white knights, please don't spend too much time in that phase thinking it will help you

I'm gonna make a fishing hut so I can safely fish in Minecraft at night.

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Society passively acknowledges this women are never held responsible for their actions they always blame shit on a power imbalance as though they have no real agency, yet they still have full rights

no u

dazzling display of wit charlie

N

No idea what that means, stay there.

How many strawmen are you going to make up?

cum

are you actually even conscious?

Andrew Anglin says this

It means I'm coming back for your primas

Are you or has all the nog porn burned out your brain?

no u again

black men fucking again

my son, what on earth are you doing

in Mexico it is legal to marry your cousin, whether 1st or 2nd

Favorite MMA fighter?

octagonal manmounting

did you eat beans today

I didn't but don't feel like I'm any worse or better off for it

Actually yes. With chicken tacos and rice

Jason thinks anal "sex" is perfectly healthy and safe and doesn't cause health problems

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No idea what that means, I don't speak Spanish.

I wish we could have seen Brock Lesnar vs Fedor Emelienenko

Goshcel is brown.

yes garbanzo beans

ate instant noodles and a turkey ham sandwich w avocado for breakfast

Yeah and showed a pic

Have you ever posted in the "Nobody" threads on Anon Babble? Bizarre place that is

They get like thousands of replies

So are hundreds of hot women on the beach 100 yards away

It's a conglomeration of mouse nonces

no, qrd on the appeal?

They aren't, they're ugly. You're even uglier though, that's why they hate you and like White men.

non white women are the best

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now that i have good sleep schedule from now on i will eat breakfast at 9 or 10 am and dinner at 7pm

i don't eat "lunch"

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My lunch hour isnt until 6
I will be eating a can of frijoles negros

I can't say if it's appealing or not. you'd just have to check it out yourself

played against the same cheater again then a guy on my team started cheating too and thats just the obvious aim botting insta one tap cheaters who knows how many more there were, still lost though

Accountants be like I love excel and government forms

wake up in the morning swearing to never goon again

urge to goon back by the afternoon

i am god's weakest soldier....

I can't decide if breakfast or lunch is the bigger hassle and drag on my productivity. Should probably just eat healthy snacks until dinner

Na they just play better than you

why don't you guys get a beautiful blonde girlfriend?

This thread is obsessed with Jason, you've gotta stop that shit. He's a disgusting little incel chud freak, not something you should be idolizing.

they literally admit to being cheaters bro, cs is a joke reporting does nothing, i pretty much assume like half the lobby is wall hacking but it doesnt really matter because i'm better, it's only bad when its obvious aim botters who just insta pre fire and one tap you

The straight, Christian white male with an associate's degree and an income between $30k-100k who sometimes cheats on his wife is a member of the single most victimized group in the history of the world.

Oh sure let me just go down to the blonde beautiful girlfriend store!

Jason looks like he would have bad BO

theres nothing wrong with jerking off once a day, if anything it just means you're got too much energy and should be probably be going to the gym or something

jews wouldn't be able to oppress us if all whites adopted the teachings of Adolf Hitler

A pergunta deveria ser o que você tem que fazer para conseguir uma namorada gostosa, magra e loira de olhos azuis/verdes.

naturally, of course

Sisters, Oregon

Jason would be a punk in prison. They would pass that boy around like a fucktoy.

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I've lived in Maryland my whole life and been to most parts of the state and I've never seen a Baltimore Oriole
Do they even exist?

some niggas just dumb as hell fr

This is a very reasonable demand. Every white man should go on strike and stop the united states until a white aryan girlfriend is supplied to every white man. What do you think about it? Thank you

What should I play on ds emulator that doesn't require the touch screen

My doggy is walking around going *sniff sniff sniff sniff*

he'd get to pretend to be one of the porn stars he worships L O L

just ds or also 3ds?

i think its based when brown and black latinos marry non-latina white women and have kids with them
it makes white nationalists seethe too

i think its based when brown and black latinos

eu sou branco porra eu tenho passaporte europeu

You guys are poop incarnate.

Liking blonde girls in /cum/ = you eliot rodger, you are brown

I support this plan 100%

many netizens are saying the big mac has too much bread

Just ds

me n da big mac got da same problem...

I know a guy who likes to feed his gf to make her bigger and bigger because he likes that

I feel like 80% of posts are made by like 4 posters these days

all me

All me

We need to go fatter, boss

I'm fucking icelandic

Fat white women get my terrone dick hard

Boxing is checkers and MMA is chest

Hard to get a good nut in when I'm staying at my parents' house because the lock on the door to the my room doesn't fucking work and I have constantly listen for outside sounds to my pants back on and not look suspicious

i cant stand fat ankles

telling typo

no

Let's see spinsters ankles

They must've migrated up north, there's a nest in my yard (Rhode Island)

in a hotel for toilberg meeting tomorrow. cant be assed to order delivery and there is no room service. Might have bourbon and $3.50 candy bars for dinner.

seems just as impractical and almost as ugly. do people even drive american sttyle pickups in chyna

hmm

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KITTIN!

Might have bourbon and $3.50 candy bars for dinner.

are they paying for that?

Loaded bar at the crib

They'd pay for a succulent Chinese meal too but ANON wants to be USELESS at the BIG MEETING

why is goshcel spamming?

the bourbon? no, i brought it from home. the candy? maybe. the room is direct billed to the company account and I dont know how closely they look at the bill because our scheduler oversees about 150 people with most traveling into the city so I could probably get away with it

hmmm that's tough, a lot of the ds games had at least one gimmick with the touchscreen

do you have any thoughts on prison labor?

does the hotel have a restaurant? maybe you can eat there and ask them to put it on your account

watching destiny

even rafidihs are supporting Pakistan lol

only Indians, jews, and zionists support India

pretty much the only way the american manufacturing renaissance can work

nah its a mid tier hampton inn. only food is "free" continental breakfast and whatever i buy from the pantry. they might have ramen and maybe some TV dinners. ill check in a bit

you made this post last night

I think of the movie Cool Hand Luke. I wish I had a group of pals like that

i dont support anyone i hope they nuke each other

somehow the milk jug in my fridge is curdling even tho the date says may 13th, and I jsut fucking shat liquid

I support both india and parkistan equally. I hope they both do very well in their war

As long as the touch screen is used leisurely and isn't for like fighting enemies or used constantly then it's fine

if it doesn't smell you're good to go. shits had a different cause

on the flipside my 2% will apparently be good until september. i had to double check that I didnt buy creamer on accident

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NOOOO t. Hanks?!

I'm wasting my g-ddamn life

nigga buyin bootleg milk

when did asians become white

Diablo, real name Pas, just got rolled up for an investigation for theft. After he explained where he was, and me telling the policia when I saw him eating, they let him go.

Now he's going to remember your face and send people after you

Diablo will rob you next, you're not actually in good with him

What do you mean my friend who goes by diablo was accused of a crime?! I've known him for 30 minutes he would never do such a thing

I've known him for years, he runs errands me
I've shown many pics of his crazy outfits

cunt

listen fat

if you want a gf you need to be able to have female friends, if you want female friends you need to be able to have male friends

couple of years ago, i stayed at a best western and it had a similar set up. for dinner, i would just grab the breakfast burritos, milk, peanut butter and donuts if i was unable to get takeout for any reason

name every cumposter

How did you meet him
Why is he called diablo
What kind of errands

are you fluent in spanish?

Jason
Monopoly Man
Urkel
Goshcel
Spinster
fk
redditleaf
Ale
dude from montana who committed suicide

free my nigga diablo

lol

Anon Babble not letting me post

It's happening again

How do you know he committed suicide?

porn really aint doing it for me anymore, feels like theres nothing good anymore and i'm just scrapping the bottom of the barrel for any meager goon

montana is still alive, and Im glad I'm not listed

HOPING FOR THE BEST JUST HOPE THAT NOTHING HAPPENS
A DOZEN CLEVER LINES UNREAD ON CLEVER NAPKINS
I WILL NEVER ASK IF YOU WILL NEVER TELL ME
I KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW YOU NEVER LOVED ME
WHY CANT I FEEL ANYTHING FOR
ANYONE OTHER THAN YOOOOY

fuck a hooker already god fucking damn

try watching women pooping. worked for me

He hangs out near my fav bar . Everybody has a nickname here, he said some guy at store called him that and it stuck . He picks up cigs, and shrooms for me, luckily they seal the package, and it's a real storefront. Chakrana Puerto Vallarta.

castlevania dawn of sorrow has minimal touchscreen stuff iirc
the world ends with you also has an option to avoid the touchscreen stuff

Hell no, sometimes I have to resort to miming shit

ain't happening pal

What's your nickname
Thanks I'll look them up

same i feel onlyfans ruined porn

what year was Anon Babble added?

You can't "main" characters in Mario Kart they don't really have different stats

getting my refund in 3 days

he didnt play DS

There is still plenty of top-tier lesbian porn being produced, both amateur and not

women are not playing DS in 2005 + 20 let's be real

women arent playing mario kart period(unless theyre e-whores on twitch)

By my house Gringo en la colina, at the bar Margarita Anon

lesbian porn is boring

be me

>regular dude in international college
>not super social, but got a small solid group
>friend introduces me to this cute girl from my country
>kinda tomboy, but attractive in a weirdly specific way
>we start hanging out
>laugh at the same memes, grew up on the same stuff
>finally feel like I met someone who actually understands me
>she mentions she’s on antidepressants
>bit sus but I don’t judge
>meet her friends
>they look at me like I just joined a cult
>they all call her some dude name
>think it’s some edgy Discord nickname
>fast forward a few weeks
>we're tight now
>I'm thinking of asking her out
>she randomly asks what I think about LGBTQ stuff
>I say I’m not part of it but cool with whoever
>she goes “I’m actually a guy and planning to transition someday”
>nervous laugh
>assume it’s a joke
>joking back
>next day I see her friends
>ask if she was serious
>they say “yeah, she told you finally?”
>bruh
>she starts using he/him now
>friends go along like nothing changed
>I’m still stuck calling her old name in my head
>says he’s gay because he likes guys
>biologically still a girl, calls self a gay man
>so... she's straight but not?
>if I like her, what does that make me?
>gay? straight? broken?
>trying to stay chill but losing grip on reality
>still lowkey hoping it’s a long-running joke
>it’s not
>it keeps getting more real every day

>what do

HOW is a nigga gonna borrow a french fry?

The fact that I'm 5'7 and successful makes me better than tall people because I had to work harder to achieve the same goals.
Happy short king week btw (5/5 - 5/9)

Accidentally left swiped on an open marriage slut because my brain forgot thr controls
Now I'll never get laid

Etymology of the day

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no offense but im not reading that

Neat

I'm 5'10 and a virgin

ask her out

6 minutes

lol

Flash is kinda harsh

I went to the one in calaveras back in 6th grade, it was neat

They call you anon?

any Michigan bros here

That is cool
Crazy how long it takes to form these structures

One of the few states I've never been to.
There's at least one other poster here that lives there.

have sex

watchin hasanabi

I've visited detroit and ann arbor

Hah no, they pronounce my real name with long vowels instead of short

What you watch him have a threesome with Anisa and Hila while Ethan and Idubbbz watch?

yah it was awesome. they had this one that went almost to the ground and I think they called it "the birthday cake"

Yes, me

update. here is the dinner. $9.85, the water was free and so was the cereal because they didnt lock the breakfast place. no milk in the dispenser though

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$9.85 for this

the overwhelming majority of Syrians didn't support Assad

he was an oppressive and evil leader

genuine poverty tier, even worse then jason's meals

Do you live in prison?

How do I get a goth mexican gf?

Southern California has those

drunk in a hotel and cant be assed to order delivery

even worse

My meals are all perfectly normal guychow.

hasan is an actual retard and you are too for watching him

Hello! Hello! Hello!
What a wonderful word - Hello!
Hello! Hello! Hello!
You can hear it wherever you go.

A stranger in a strange place can't be nearer...
But when you hear the Hello song, it's dearer...

Hello! Hello! Hello!
What a wonderful word - Hello!

I'd rather starve

have you tried being yourself

I eat youuuu

Why haven't you told her how you feel yet?

I have no social skill

I did, it didnt end well

the so called christian and alawite "massacres" were fake news and it was debunked

had a bad experience

I havent seen her in a week

fuck off to Anon Babble

I haven't interacted with a woman in literal years.

i dont know any girls to feel any way about them

Why do you deserve a gf threads fixed my perspective on womdmen

not even your mother?

I don't have anyone in my life right now that this question applies to.
I asked out a few girls since last summer but got rejected each time. I have been on several dates via dating apps and singles nights at bar, though.

*Hugs*

this thread is gayer than when brian was posting his fag porn
grim

No it isn't
Gay porn is the gayest thing there is

nah not really

the summer wind came blowing in

What's Epic lite

NEUVO

New

sisterberg was told to get on antianxiety meds

jason eats like a retarded baby holy shit

judem peterstein is talking directly to faggots like him when he says shit about manbabies being the bane of modern existenc.

told who?

I'm a coward trapped in a chads body.