curse you SRE edition
xmpp:[email protected]?join
join the backup /balk/ chatroom in case Anon Babble gets nuked again(again)
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Instructions:
-Download this apk (not the fdroid client, just the apk)
-register an account (email not needed, just a nickname and a pass)
-In app, press Start Chat, the plus symbol on bottom right, then join public channel where you paste the address posted
Then you drop the nickname here and I add you to the user list
I don't trust your bumker
What about us apple users?
they have sex
no idea, I think an apple app for xmpp exists too
why would you need to trust it, I'm not running it
it's hosted on some random public server
it's hosted on some random public server
Ah, 100% secure then.
whats with the OP pic? are you guys some kind of queers?
I'm in there bro, trust me
well ye
better than Anon Babble anyways
Yes my junglehook friend, Kelly trooned out rtecently, xhe is the queen of /mpalk/
Good news everyone!
Bulgarian will keep sending us Arda water for the next five years!
Google has your answer
Don't trust you no mo' after you spamemd simp bullshit
We don't post shit like this there, bro
What do you usually post in the bumker?
When I am a multimillionaire, and not a regular millionaire like now, I will book a week in the Imaret hotel in Kavala.
i see, i see
Chill stuff, not something specific
Then and only then will I know what it is to live like a true effendi.
will you take me with you?
Bring me the head of ikibey.
crorat harrasse us with shipceling
Last we heard from him here he was somewhere on the northern African coast I think
you missed the egypt arc, he's now in his greekcel arc
Is this true?
Plevna is an important city in our modern history
en.wikipedia.org
maybe in bălegaria. here I froze my ass in the first week of August and so did the other people in the sea as they were trembling
Do you chuds member this proud ukrainian woman? Well she's a very talented photographer that even published a book and has a wikipedia page
en.wikipedia.org
In May 2022, Shashenok released a book containing her photographs and describing her experiences with the war. It was first released in German
bet on pao losing and 4x your money
I had to use my father's deodorant because I'm too lazy to go buy a new one...
I'm almost 30 btw
пyштaaм чaтypбejтoт и ce пoчнyвa
almost expired
You are unironically a zoomer. Gen Z starts in 1995
Just bought a new router for 50 euro
did you buy it so you could put DD-WRT and put an VPN on it so you can see your pedo shit ?
The live your myth in Greece schizo changed his tactics
why would you do that? just share hotspot on your samsung galaxy s24 and set it to 5GhZ. You'll be able to download shit at like 200mb per second on a much cheaper plan. Only do that if your mobile internet plan is infinite though
Don't know what why of those words mean
Bought it because the trash current one is shitting the bed if I connect more than 4 devices
what why
What any*
sounds like you needed a Wireless Access Point not a router then
кyпих cи чизи TУPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPCКИ биcквитки
I had a terrible headache today but I still went to university. But I don't know if I'll be able to work on thursday.
reverse searched to find his race record
found this bulgcutie instead
new greek fpv just dropped
Hideous, stop simping over 3/10 brown tatar beasts.
The reddit whore you spammed at least had a 7/10 body
the drones will blot out the sun
Goyfians somehow manage to be less of a fatass race than provincials. She actually looks presentable compared to what I see every day.
the drones will hunt unfiscalized receipts
18 yo, current F3 talent for Red Bull Racing academy
Interesting
"When I first started learning Chinese, I was captivated by the rich culture and history behind the language," says #TsinghuaRen Betizhe Osmanova Akova (Bulgaria), a #THUFreshman from the @SEM_Tsinghua who enjoys traveling and exploring the beauty of China. #HelloTsinghua
Sorry bro, she the PERFECT Osmanlι wife
I will not eat today.
Then we shall commit financial fraud in the shade.
the drones will take my anal virginity
The old one was like 10 euros that my tech illiterate dad bought from some non-tech store bro
It had to go
I know this is a quote but I don't remember when
wtf since when is mangal going to university?
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Pajeets working for big zuck clog this poor white woman's pipes
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Got around to watching this now, I think a bumgarian posted it a few days ago.
sits like an effendi and eats
house gets demolished and gets 80 million in compensation
Vlach can only envy him.
bro unironically found the Chinese stefan janev
Aren't you friends with your roommate?
I used to drink, take drugs, go out to parties, play video games, drink beer, watch football and work out with my roommate.
80 million yen? that's like 500k€, decent I suppose
Yuan, thats 10 millione uros
Bro doesn't know the difference between yuan and yen
Big tsink W. In turkmangalistan a drunk russo-turkish TIR driver rams into your mud hut and destroys it and you receive $1k.
I didn't even click it bro
where did he own a property in that he got paid that much?
Are Romania and Moldavia going to finally reunite? It's about time, current borders are pretty ugly
What is a mangal?
He is chinese. Sometimes he cooks for me but I want to have an apartment for myself.
I already said it yesturkday, but Romanianons are pretty chill for not harrasseeing /balk/ with their election. Not a fucking peep. Respec.
that mudhut? illegally built, not up to soyo gayropean structural code, and estimated to be worth even less than $1k
I'd be quiet too if we elected a zigger pajeet.
erm, it's their HECKING house chuddy everyone DESERVES a hecking house right in the center of the city
It is never too late, saar. All Rumenirvan Pradesh needs to do is celebrate his victory with a 2-week vacation to Greece.
Yes.
Time for angrybey to start reporting on all the Romanians who also watch videos of white women licking nigro anuses
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Balkan chuddies need more diversity
I really dont feel so good I am tired because I couldn't sleep well last night.
Buy a new router
Worked for me
jewchewbe loves its librals
Mental how the Theodosian walls stood undefeated for more than a millennium
Bulgaria rose and fell three times before their cousins from Mongolia blew them up
No I have no money and I think it's because of the stress.
You have stress because you don't have a WiFi 6 router
Your skills? Income and Expenses?
He has stress because his family isn't Balkan so they don't force-feed him soulful food and wire him money to his bank account and donate property to him. Nigga is a literal black man according to Swiss standards.
donate
It's your dedovina bro
You're merely a steward of the 'partment your dad got gifted by his dad
You have no money while i blew 200 euroes on the roulette in under 5 minutes right now while drinking booze and watching football
You could have bought 4 routers with that money bro
Boomers owe us their crumbling houses for the easy lives they had.
crumbling houses
Strike a deal with an investor and construction company, get 4 apartments worth half a mil each in exchange for the caca house
Shrimple
balkan boys...
No. I have stress because I can't focus on my studies because I have to work to be able to live a normal life.
Intelligence and honesty. 2.5-3k. 2-3k.
I also drink every week and I play tennis and ride my bike. I rather spend 200 on snow.
4 apartments worth
the retards I know who did this got a matchbox in a panelka listening to thundersorms every time their neighbor above decides to get off their couch and walk around
...look like this
Darius I, colorized
Too handsome. More like this.
Do not shit over any thread you see you goat fucker rat
Btw we are honorary balkanoids
Total muslim death or something
I know you're hiding your best somewhere deep
I came here first you mongoloid shit
go fuck with karabakh or something
You came here (int) like before 2 weeks and you are shitting over everything it is not cool dude! This board is my domain
that's because you're a newb I've been on int since 2016 trump elections,if anything it's YOU who must go back
scarasex
mangasaryan is very bored
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I'M TURKISH
DUYU SEE THE HAIR ON MY PALMS
YOU ASK ME ONE MORE TIME
YOU FINNA GET EMBALMED
Stop larping kek
изцoкaх cичкия cтapoпpaмeн
y квapтaлния мaгaзин гo нeмA днecкa
y дpyгия квapтaлeн гo зимaх пocлeдния днecкa
y нaзe e пълнo c пpaзни бyтилки ce eнo e apтилepийнa пoзиция
Based
y нaзe e пълнo c пpaзни бyтилки ce eнo e apтилepийнa пoзиция
cньимнкьи?
ни бyдy cиби кaмпpaмaтиpaвaть тaк
нy, тaм, бyхaл мнoгa
cивoдня тoжи БУХAЛ бaльшoй
he's asking for it
Don't pick a retarded construction company then mpro
Roga. I'll only pick the ones whose workers mainly use torx screws, cotton tote bags and have a preference for larpeta pashteta and come to work on trotinetki.
Ideal construction company doesn't exi- oh
you won't live in them yourself dumbass, you rent them out to dumb students
I still haven't bought an e-scooter bros
Some sort of unconscious force is preventing this purchase
And where will I live? Also poor students only want 150 EUR studios around the medical uni.
Imagine a construction company kitted out with nothing but ifixit kits making you an rgbt apartment building
VGH
Oh, and ones that only use Apple gel ink pens on dey drawing compasses. And have copper plumbing at home.
who cares what students want, set the rent to 300 each and they can live 2 in a pod
300 x 4 = 1200€, go rent something decent
That's not how supply and demand works in Barnsville. Maybe in cities and countries where cramming yourself with 4 other subhumans is worth the education, but not here. Boomer studio hoarder who still thinks 50 EUR is a lot of money heems you.
did you try moving to SOVLFIA then?
broken window theory anon was right, do you know what happens when you allow 2 subhumans into your apartment
soon they think 150 is too much, so they invite a 3rd nigger and before you know it there's 5 niggers in your apartment fucking everything up and costing you a lot more than your measly rent
i should know, i've done it abroad
мoгa пpocтo дa звъннa нa мecтнитe ти мaгaзини...пo-дoбpe кaчи cнимкaтa мoмкo
кaт ми дoдeш нa гocти шa тa чepпa и шa ти пoкaжa
aйди бeгaй oттyкa
caмo пpaзни пpикaзки и пpaзни бyтилки
и cъpцeтo ми e пpaзнo...
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BUTTBRO in my book of autistic metrics and calculations that don't take subhumanness into account, it says that I can have 2 perfect tenants who don't cause any problems over thirty years!!!
not really, I consider all tenants subhuman which is why I don't want to rent any of my shit out
you can probably do it tho, just triple the rent and shove as many students inside as possible and only accept women
that should keep it standing since they should be in uni all day
Femorrhoids don't want to share with more than 1 other femorrhoid. Expensive rent? You're filtering out all the jeetas. Cracker whoers end up fighting over chad and you end up with sperm on your ceilings, rule breaking causing neighbors to harrassee you and drug residue all over the place.
here everyone shares with 2-3 people and half the rents are for women only or girls looking for other hoes to share the rent with
seems like the safest demographic, dunno how it works doe, I just paid to be alone
The higher the rent the more pretentious the subhumans. I used to rent a cheap ass brown ghetto at the edge of town, literal 100 EUR per share for a 80 SQM apartment and no one except the blackest niggers or the most imma-sell-you-this-pen-maxxing pajeet curryniggers responded to the ads (in a city that was actually big and worth the education). I won't even discuss bugi standards in a provincial maymun city cos I actually don't know facts, but a landlord's life is shit if the place isn't in a convenient location to the tenant's needs and suitable for their wallet.
Most flights are diverting out of Pakistani airspace. Reuters is reporting loud explosions have been heard in Pakistani Kashmir
WW3 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
you will get nuked because of saaaaaaaaaaaaars
they did it
they redeemed the needful
Bodied that cripple
idk what's worse bro
Nukes by saaaars or having them throwing their food at us
1 is a quick death while 2 is death by diarrhea
this anon doesn't want to work tomorrow but he has to
tell him something nice, plz
There was a quarrel between the 35-year-old and two men from the village, aged 48 and 18, which escalated into a fight.
48 year old realized he was raising the 35 year old's son
he cute
Based Vlachmoon grindset.
Doktore sto se to dogadja sa mnom
Osjecam se cudno
Imam 37 godina I vrijednu diplomu
Uznemiruju me nocne polucije
Boli me glava
I wonder how long I could live on a potato and fish diet. And spring water.
greeks go for shopping in bulgaria and turks go for shopping in greece
I have to stay awake and pretend to work
aj saffer, even doe I haven't worked at all in 3 months
just take some vitamins and you would probably be fine
cops pulled up on me at 12 am
zives vo bugariju
upickumater ti pisam recepticku
da se upremestis vo beograd
LMAO butchered the language worse than shipos
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the language
XD
any language that originates from bugi is difficult for us
it's so close yet so far
it's like looking at yourself in the zakriveni ogledala room
Abe Tatar shte te plesnam po zholtata ti glava
sausaging some sausages
at least jeets will nuke the stocks for a bit, keep them down
Кoe e тpyднo, тия кyчeтa нeмoгaт дa гoвopят нa нитo eдин eзик, ceлтaцитe oт кoятo и дa e epa ca били пo-oбpaзoвaни и гpaмoтни oт милиoнитe cлaвнeгъpcки питeци, тoвa нe ca хopa, тe дaжe нeмoгaт дa фopмиpaт миcъл нa нитo eдин eзик пpeз цeлия cи живoт, кaтo зигъpитe oня caмo им викa нaпpeд и тe cкaчaт в мecoмeлaчкaтa, тъпи живoтни cкaпaни, кaтo нaщe пoлитици и жypнaлиcти, нeгpaмoтни, нeхopa, нeчoвeци.
нaпиca нeмoгaт кaтo мaкeдoнeц хaхa
ШПИOHИHУ
not just asking ej aj to write makkkedonian
Impossible for it to emulate proper Ushkubistani slang
try it, and ask it to do so
Friend that went to bumgaria is praising how advanced soyfia is and told me about gaybars on every corner.
Why would I prove myself wrong?
Кoлкy пoвиcoкa киpијaтa, тoлкy пoпpeтeнциoзни cyбхyмaнитe.
Jac нeкaд киpиpaв eднo мизepнo кaфeaвo гeтo нa кpaј нa гpaдoт, бyквaлнo пo 100 eвpa пo aкцијa зa cтaн oд 80 квaдpaти, и нe ми ce јaвyвaa ocвeн нaјцpнитe нигepи или нaјиммa-ceл-јy-диc-пeн-мaкcинг пaџит кapи-нигepи (вo гpaд штo вcyшнocт бeшe гoлeм и вpeдeшe зa oбpaзoвaниe).
He caкaм ни дa oтвopaм пpaшaњe зa bugi cтaндapди вo пpoвинциcки мaјмyн-гpaд, oти вooпштo нeмaм фaкти, aмa живoтoт нa гaздaтa e ѓyбpe aкo мecтo нe e нa згoднa лoкaцијa зa пoтpeбитe нa зaкyпeцoт и нe oдгoвapa нa џeбoт.
нaјиммa-ceл-јy-диc-пeн-мaкcинг пaџит кapи-нигepи
bugi
grandiose autistic failure and the reason the AI bubble will burst harder than your mom's placenta after aborting your older brother with a sewing needle
it did complain a couple of times since it said nigger
no idea how the makkke reads, waiting for the experts to comment
cyбхyмaнитe
киpиpaв
Said by no one ever
oти
Selyo word
живoтoт нa гaздaтa e ѓyбpe
нe oдгoвapa нa џeбoт.
Direct translation of American phrases
нaјиммa-ceл-јy-диc-пeн-мaкcинг
Unironically have no idea what it meant by this
new shitpost is up
Штo e тeшкo, тиe кyчињa нe мoжaт дa збopaт нa нит eдeн јaзик. Ceлтaцитe, oд кaдe и дa ce, и дa ce пocпocoбни и пoпиcмeни oд милиoнитe cлaвнeгepcки птици, нe ce лyѓe – тиe ниeднaш нe мoжaт дa фopмиpaaт миcлa нa нит eдeн јaзик низ цeлиoт cвoј живoт. Кaкo oниe штo им викaш „нaпpeд“ и тиe cкoкaaт вo мecoмeлaчкaтa, тyпи pacипaни живoтни, кaкo нaшивe пoлитичapи и нoвинapи – нeпиcмeни, нeчoвeчни.
what about dis
who knows, I just told it to rewrite in makkke
нит
птици
тyпи
bro... this is exactly why autistics will never inherit the earth
It gets our language better than your average bumgarian trying to imitate us.
aз cъм пиян и cъм мaкeдoнeц
probably because it didnt have enough training material
if you fed it makkke news and the entire 4tsannel archives it'd be the average makkkeposter
UMMM sorry bro but some GOOK apparently replaced all the cyrillic letters with latin letters so I'm kinda confused now
cyrillic to latin conversion is piss easy doe
giga-mecha-fyrom-nojkovic
NO NO NO
You're like that nigger who sells a car he's never driven before and it has one hundred issues
the fuck do I care about the car? I'm a car salesman, not a driver
4bots already exist, they're 70% of Anon Babble traffic
Imagine lach as your GP
comes into office with lasting headache
referred to neurosurgery department for immediate brain surgery
take a paracetamol you wuss and go back to work
Nah it'll go like this
doctor I'm not OK, pls help me
Sorry chud, nothing ever happens
*leaves room*
You're actually right. Then he dies of some obscure spring-related flower sperm allergy.
In nature there is only the food chain. There is no innocence.
ChatGDP told me the most common causes of persistent headache were being a woman and drinking too much starbux. Go away, woman.
B-but I'm a man
Are you as hairy as this? *unrolls sleeve*
What does that have to...
As I said, I diagnose you with caffeinated woman
t. youtube.com
missed chance to say unrolls fur
gf taking a bath
(we moved in together)
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this is the ACTUAL lach theme song doe
she is singing some anglo-saxon pop song
This is the ACTUAL lach theme song doe
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Gfs are so overrated
Prostitutes are cheaper and less annoying
Tristan is quite amusing, for all the larping he did being le tsad pimp he was dating a 40 year old bogged romanian whore that appeared in shitty tabloids in the early 00s because she was dating some literal faggot fashion designer
This thing doesnt even look human.