Catberg edish
/brit/
right well thats a catberg
it's just one of those days
catbury scategg
dogberg actually
right well thats a catberg
diego buying XS merino wool gym shorts to mince up the stairmaster for half an hour
*hits you with a batista bomb through 535 tables*
screamngfiun
not actually screaming
cor might make a day of it
screaming
toxoplasmosis edition
cagerg
cat edish
ktim
diego got really pissed off over this image for some reason haha
Boris Johnson shall return
youtube.com
okay so when is it gonna be my turn? :c
o:)
Back portion of today's workout = good
Bicep portion = bad
This is how I picture Diego
why is it orange
mental how :) they are
fancy a brew?
(: :)
Shouting
jess philips boobs
bought a new mug haven't i? Today's cup of tea will be extra nice
in bed watching titkok videos
that's just how things are around here
didnt even drink except too much on saturday and still absolutely brainfried and unmotivated to do anything on this fucking teusday
ridiculous
p.s. why we talking about diego?
In me mum's car
god isnt real
Why don’t British people make cool stuff anymore. U niggas used to make great music, movies, shows in the late 60s-later 70s.
you're not 20 anymore, that's why
The lads
How did the universe come from nothing?
making a video game
hs?
the lards
(posts a tub of lard)
New Labour came into power in 1997 and said we need to grow up
imagine going to someones house and they have all these puire #chads
imagine them all shagging hetty
kinda want a 'berg but I'm in a top floor flat and it would never go outside, is that cruel?
keeping animals as pets is cruel end of
really struggle in social party atmospheres that are mostly straight people
like they are just so judgement in a way queers arent
There are a large number of people who argue it's cruel to let cats outside. Try asking that on Anon Babble.
I'm in a cat group on Facebook and a few weeks ago people were posting dead cat pictures as punishments for the people who let their cats go out.
how are you attending social parties? i'm an incel, please give me tips on how you got that far. are they people you know from work? uni?
oh by that i meant i go out by myself to clubs and bars and it's extra grim if they're too straight haha
it's amazing how groups of people are able to get aggressively autistic about literally any subject
you may be a queer mate
Saw a very good dog
you dont own the cat, the cat owns you
Is that it?
didnt say i wasnt
Omg
nat figger
/brit/ is not alone in the autists it seems
Still that is ridiculous
Maybe he needs to put on some weight
Quran
Haha, that kinda sounds like fat nigger
so it does haha
Haha
haha
Topher Grace sex arse
got absolutely wasted last night again award
ahkay thanks. that's something i should do though, in order to ascend from inceldom.
Definately
yeah that's what i have to do except i'm still incel well except the odd gay sex stuff haha
I want a woman to piss on my balls
Definitely*
you gotta snuggle up and cuddle up and snuggle up and cuddle
No france
for me, it's ethnically ambiguous amerilard females
Yeah
Why do I seem to remember it being spelt definately
grim hands
It just doesn't sound right
(posts about what I did today in an extremely dull manner)
So sad
ktim
watched a few Fake Taxi scenes and now I’m sad I’ll never have a long fat cock and
make girls cum hard
answer the fucking phone you fat (can't say the next word guys it's not right for me to say)
Anya
Maybe you know it
might put on my prettiest dress and strut around bury st edmunds
for me it's when they lick his arsehole
fuck
where's leroy
I'll be honest lads, three more days until I've gone a week without booze and I am CRAVING it, I'm inches away from getting an UberEats pajeet to ferry it over to me
He was happy
please don't post her pre-bogged photos it just depresses me
just witnessed police chase a lad on an electric scooter
With the rise of china and russia and the death of the american empire, we may see homosexuality dissappear from the earth completely.
better man than me i couldnt take a night off. what have you done for 4 days?
ginny sacramoni
what she needs is her own zipcode
did the maisielad finally get to marry maisie in the end?
god see this shows how deprived i am. if people by my age haven't done straight sexual things they've probably at least tried gay sexual things.
my entire sexual experience of my whole entire life is 2 happy ending chinese massages.
never kissed, never been on a date, never held hands, etc., etc..
this just isn't right.
I heard her blood type was ragu!
wanked, gamed, watched drive (2011), wanked, went out walking once I think, gamed a lot
Stable
go skate park and sink cones with the girls there
Might start a Mark Rober debunking youtube channel
gaming, farting and balding in my childhood bedroom
never had a girl use her hand to make me ejaculate either
first time a girl ever touched my bare winky i was in my late 20s
lol i was at the skato yesterday and a guy was smoking a joint while riding around
i guess i could but i'm so pathetic and weird, the last time i smoked weed it made me have a horrible panic attack and i've been too scared to touch it since
This is from where I was too happy too
not that im better than you lot, but i am.
I believe this 100%
weed is cringe
hs?
Can relate
at home you can do whatever you want
Dire
Shit
imagine getting your buss ate in a club toilet and you turn around and it's little deegs tonguing your batty
haha yeah the dirty bugger loves his arseplay
Do you speak Arabic?
wouldn't it be mad if you had a wormhole you could throw your trash in instead of having to put it in a bin
fantasise on
Yes
rather not imagine any of that actually
imagine an intergalactic gloryhole
and then the aliens at the other end finally have enough and throw it all back at us
Yeah yaaah
gay men be like phwwoooaar imagine midgets eating your shit
It still feels cold, WHAT is weatherberg playing at???
tight primary hole
he lives in nonceton
wtf
Good fuck
you can't be posting this
sci-fi mfs always use laser weapons. Just invent a teleport gun that teleports a person to the centre of the sun
gf was making £300 a day doing mobile hairdressing, was determined to have her own salon so spunked half her savings on a shit unit in the middle of nowhere, spent the other half kitting it out and now has not even half the business she had before + all the unnecessary overheads
why are women so fucking stupid
fucking starving
desperately reposting the same pictures with the same jokes trying to get any sort of attention you can
this is your entire life
i just ate 6 fish fingers
still kinda hungry tho haha so had a banana but still kinda hungry again haha
yeah, a dog
You know what I am gonna do?
You know we’re all gay here don’t you
me playing golf and the first hole is a 300 yard par 3
twerk your wee arse near a pyramid?
I don't know, man
she had a dream and went for it
I've taken a banana before ngl
I mean just look at the shape of it
turned to mush tho
lol
still kinda hungry again haha
ktimmers
I don't do that
this is going fuck 'our' media industry, maybe not developing out own big companies and just replying on the USA was a bad thing?
well perhaps you should
actually fell asleep at this post
You know what you are right
the old cunt's gone a bit senile methinks
this nigga sleep posting
Nobody says lel anymore
Haha
mf wants every film to be set in Idaho
He doesn't think he just acts, China banned American films so he banned films but no one exports films to America do he is just fucking Hollywood who have their films made outside the USA.
The head of the refugee council is jewish
Funny, that, isnt it
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reality
top lel
well funny that, mind if I ReTruth it?
maybe they'll laugh if i post again ahh post
right well you already posted this
14 year old me was screaming at this
That is inhumane
Sir Gay Autistic Aids Mozzarella Stick Eater
no you wasnt
be quiet
Thanks lad, worked hard on that larp
Cut
Where did the weather go
I'm gay
I'm autistic
I have aids
I'm jewish
I'm indian
I'm poor
I'm disabled
I have cancer
I'm on benefits
Haha!
we all good then lads? i mean in general
>I have cancer
screamning
starmer stroking his erect pecker reading this
34 year old me screaming at this
lel is not old its vintage
Doctor House cured the patient in the last minute. my goat
growing a beard
85 year old grandmas watching medical soaps all day be like
I think it's still out there lad
Didn't get a warning today at ALDI. I only seem to get warnings when a certain member of management is on shift. I'm noticing patterns here team.
don't really like brussels sprouts
Maybe
how's your mental health today x
i love them. really good for you as well
oh..
Doctor House doesn't play by the rules and doesn't afraid of anything (except having no Vicodin). This aint your grandmas Hospital drama slop
no
I guessed it
Not great. Massive anxiety at toil over whether I'll get the third warning. I also told someone I work with why I got a warning and they said it's ridiculous.
been speedwanking since sunday night
transphobic manager babe. don't let him bring you down x
The council bullied me :(
luvly panfried with a knob of butter and a pinch of salt
We could agree on it
why did you get two warnings?
you're right, I'll stick to 'Doctors'
I considered that. I'm definitely being targeted as no other manager has an issue with me.
Fuck Scandi
thinking about watching the pitt
So when the ghost stop haunting me?
First was for being slow at working stock. Which is fair really but I don't work many hours so it's hard to build up speed due to the irregular schedule. Sometimes I go weeks without doing it and then am expected to do it to the same standard as someone who does it daily.
Second warning was for being "inefficient". Basically a bullshit warning I don't agree with at all. They are being very petty and nitpicky here.
not a fan of the ai generated egyptian poster
on the PIP new claims line x
What
It's mousey
slow to put stuff on the shelves? and what does inefficient even mean
Going into Aldi tomorrow to give EW a highly positive bit of feedback. She needs our help here lads. Her job is on the line x
I just filtered it
Love when a schizo consistently posts on a foreign flag because I can just filter and forget (tm)
Haven't seen a ziedy post in ages
do a run up and dropkick her thanks
this, cucknadian was first on the chopping block too
What's my name?
Yeah slow at putting stuff on the shelves. Inefficient is a shitty buzzword they put because I didn't do anything overtly wrong they could warn me for. Fuck them. They asked me to stay extra today and I said no. I'm not fucking doing it for these cunts that micromanage and abuse me.
Yes. I’m just like him. He’s me.
fight the power
Agreef.
I have so much to do to get my life in order but I just can't make myself start, it's horrible
All the trans people I worked with were inefficient tbf
Must be the mental health
learning the NATO phonetic alphabet
If you do get fired, will you change your name to Sacked Tranny or will you be boring and use Unemployed Woman?
boiling it all down what's step 1?
need one of these for the desk at toil aha
imagine of steve jobs middle name was 'blow' kek
lel even
I won't question it
They asked me to stay extra today and I said no
big mistake
Lelling so hard at this
screaming at this
wait nah hahahaah omg
Would also be helpful to report the spambots since they actually do get banned if they receive multiple reports
It wasn't my mistake
jumping about aldi giving it yaldi
cheers gyps
Oh okay fuck you
Stop wearing the runtwear
I will knock you out
To you too
get the runtwear binned then
Okay
Caveman on a night out heading to the club
playing drums but i dont have a kit anymore so im just hitting my thigh with my sticks x
scremjeongtong
i need a soft cute animal to stroke and cuddle and tickle its head and ears right now or im going to go insane
Goodnight see you later
remember we all brought our steam decks to the /brit/ meetup and play smash bros? ahha
SWITCH GANG!
youtube.com
got the tune on
Yeah
slut cats
this this this this and a female humanoid that feels good to touch too
my wife's boyfriend paid my train fare to get there
the only vegetable i eat is potatoes. suspect i have autism.
Autism
in chip form no doubt
I don't own anything else and the thought of shopping is too overwhelming so I make no progress
mental how fit kittenberg is
aaaaaaaahahah get pregnant you ogre slut
a teen developed permanent sight loss after living on a diet of chips and crisps
Cool
um
No
finding it difficult to make sure my cardio isn't affecting my next sessions too much
what's wrong with using in ear wireless headphones at home. Sometimes use hands free even if there is no need for me to be hands free my house my rules.
Quite the conundrum then
Its not natural normal or kind
Those chebs you so fancifully fry
The milk in your mouth as you savor the flavor of murder...
was just viewing this thread in the 'log
And the latest from Pumba the Caracal?
trans rights are human rights
life doesn't feel real
one of the goats
heathermong cut my internet access he's ruining my fucking life
trans rights are human rights
ngl if a woman isnt some succubuss who feeds off male attention then having giant boobs would probably be a hellish experience
trans rights are human rights.
did you read the caption
Right hand padlock
what about trans lefts? haha no jk
lel
e
l
she has a really meaty cock
erm didsh you read the caption
good one
no jk
that's their current platform, yes
The Assad family
x.com
GTA VI Trailer 2 just dropped for my friends on /brit/
Don't care
she'd get it
i dont give a fucking shit nigga!!!!!!!!!!
hmmm i shall enjoy watching this while drinking tea from my new mug
this is a phishing link to child porn btw
*falls on me own keyblade*
only care about hollow knight silksong
still dont know what the game is about.
also this looks so bland visually omdz
oo look at me im australian i only huff me own didgeridoo and vegemite
GTA went woke
only thjing u shud care about is finally losing your virginity
never ending white boy summer
I bet they delayed it do they could sell it on current consoles then resell it again on the next consoles in 2027
go to hell
Kek this is literally me
35 years old btw
Sculpting my bust of Hitler atm
need to muster the willpower to walk 2 minutes down the road to get a red bull from bossmans
get the new made NOW *eyes glow red*
do it yourself lazy bastard
get the old made
tell me what to do one more time and see what happens
I DONT WANT A NEW *starts whaling about screaming and gnashing my teeth* I DONT WANT IT I DONT WANT IT I DONT
here we are...
the last ever /brit/
migrate
lads
i was at my local public library the other day
i went to a private study room
on the outside of the private study room there's a timesheet
you have to put your name or a tick or something to book the room
you have to write it next to the time you want it for
i just put a tick on 12-1PM or something
my tick was big, so some of it went into the box above which was 11AM-12PM
i rubbed it off the box i accidentally encroached into
then i was like "hang on, that's in the past now"
it's not like i encroached into the box for time travelers haha
what am i like
blog on you boring twat
get gone you boring bastard
go fuck your mother you damn dirty ape
wanktoil soon
i have thoughts like this but i keep them to myself because as you just demonstrated they aren't that interesting
i also did a big poo into their toilet
at first it didn't flush, but on the second flush it all went down
ah, I was gonna make it for you but I have to waist 300 seconds to make a new thread
just sit tight will ya
waist
this is getting scary.
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