/brit/

potato with the bone in edition

might kill myself rather than return to toil

just shoved a baguette into my battyhole team

making a post in an effort to legitimise this thread over the other subjectless one

This is the thread lads

/brit/ is over because /brit/ishers are too stupid to figure out which thread to use

shut up heathermong

So far so good

Nothing to do at toil but still in the office. Might get a gba emulator going play pokemon or smth

uncle has dementia

keeps asking me what my favorite movie is

"It's called Drive, uncle."

5 minutes pass

"What's your favorite movie?"

"Drive, uncle, Drive."

Looking it up and there's genuinely fuck all to do in Krakow. Paintball, go karting, shooting. That's it. That's like 3 hours worth of activities.

lower back started hurting so haven't lifted in a while, I've been doing deadhangs and other stretches but it isn't working

just caught a vibe

Why is the idea of 'Scouse, not English' being promoted everywhere? Is it because it promotes the breakdown of the United Kingdom into smaller, more manageable regions? Liverpool was always a very English city with a proud, patriotic population of protestant Englishmen, aside from a minority of Irish immigrants.

Wish you would do a deadhang

Paintball, go karting, shooting. That's it. That's like 3 hours worth of activities

You must be especially boring if you can't get at least three days of fun out of those activities.

dont travel much do you pal

Museums, churches, pubs, football, etc

Paintball is like 2 hours tops. Go karting is literally less than an hour. Shooting the same. I've done the shooting in Krakow before, it was literally something I did to pass time between lunch and dinner and didn't even manage to bridge that gap.

Frankly just 3 days of incelwalking around is enough to butter my biscuit. In a different country? Phwoar

good post

Tell him your favourite movie is The Bridge on the River Kwai and he'll never ask again

how

Was literally in Krakow 8 months ago. But to do actual travel stuff like visiting Auschwitz and the Salt Mine and hiking and that. Not shit I can do at home like paintball and drinking

Yes mate, the stag do gonna stop off in museums and churches, well done

If my PC has ddr3 ram does that need I'm going to have to get an entire new motherboard? Fuck sake I just want to play oblivion

not telling

sour grapes from people thousands of miles away from anything worth visiting

You should watch it with him

do actual travel stuff

right so if its a stag then you have a million pubs and nightclubs to choose

ironically a very sour grapey post, this

fascinating perspective. where have you been that there was so much to do?

You should do the commie tour in the old car. I like the aviation museum as well.

erm no because i live literally a couple of hours away from all the nicest cities on the planet. which is why im not making bitter posts like yours

John McAfee's ghost telepathically telling me to not click this link

have you ever been to new york? id love to go some day and stare at the skyscrapers apparently it makes london look very tame

how in the fuck were my posts even remotely bitter it was literally just agreeing with a lad talking about appreciating going on nice walks

*rapes your arse at 1000000000000000000000000 miles an hour*

Fucking class 4 days of drinking but oh wow it's in a new place!!

The limitation is that it's a stag do. A stag do has like 6 things total that they enjoy doing and 4 of them are drinking. There's loads to see and do in Krakow, but not for a stag. It'll go day 1: 'lets just get situated, unpack and head into the old square for drinks', day 2: 'lets do go karting for an hour and then head into the old square for drinks', day 3: 'lets go paintballing for 2 hours in the morning and then head into the old square for drinks', day 4: 'we're heading home tonight lads so nothing crazy let's just head into the old square for drinks'

duno really. didnt really read your posts properly. just assumed it was typical new world sour grapes about not being able to visit europe easily

Fucking class 4 days of drinking but oh wow it's in a new place!!

welcome to stag dos

slave mentality

Terrible gimmick. You know what im referring to.

In bed. Farting.

Didn't have a stag do me. No mates you see.

Same, though I do like London. Manhattan just developed very differently to most Old World cities, and more rapidly.

I like seeing the early stages of great cities in the New World and Australasia. Seeing an old cabin from the 1890s in Montana or an 1850s farmhouse in Sydney is kino to me

cryptic ahh post

*slithers in completely naked under the covers with you*

me? incel.
thinking of becoming a bitter incel

Yeah they're shite. That's why I prefer the ones at home cuz at least they have the good graces to only last one night and not cost triple digits in flights and accommodation.

never been on a stag do but i could have told you itd be 4 days of drink and drugs. not sure what you were expecting youre not going to krakow for a safari

wonder when the nonwhites are finally going to develop an inside voice

wonder when you will develop a gf

Watching Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The original plan was a ski resort. At least with that I know there's shit to do during the day that isn't just sitting around with beer

Sounds like the problem is the company not the city. Go on a boat ride, see the pinball/arcade machine museum, since it's just a giant arcade. Paintball and go karting are just "things in a new place" as well.
There's also bungee jumping and a hot air balloon.
Tourists popularised sitting int he square drinking which is why it looks like about all you can do. There's even a pub outside the old town where you pour your own pints from a variety of taps in the wall, so even at that there's more to find.

me? i just don't think about them

im a bitter incel now although i used to have a gf its shit. nobody to do anything with

Sydney still has the early barracks that was built for the convicts. they've kept it as a museum and it's pretty interesting

Sir Hans Capon

Alright anti-Rorke

fs had to wait for the water to get hot for the shave
not off to a good start this morning

A fine choice. It’s good catharsis!

Was never complaining about the city, just the choice of the city specifically for a stag do. Krakow itself is class, but it's class for a lazy city break with touristy history tours and shit like that.

hate my job
no friends
no interests
no love life
no motivation
everything will only get worse, I never even had a chance

cheer up

single man (normie speak) = sub5 man in reality
have you ever heard chad refer to himself as a single man?

ktim but im also a fat wino and will probably die of a heart attack in 6 months

Yes. Sister lived there for a while so I could visit on the cheap.

I'm two men

Ever sniff her knickers?

do we really have to go through the whole rigamaroo

when you don't need to photoshop faces to make them look retarded

Anon Babble says that if I spend a year or two getting absolutely shredded I should be able to have sex. I am willing to do this, but only if it was DEFINITELY lead to sex

Wish more people took that attitude. The big loud stags are annoying as hell. "Oh look the man is wearing a wig and a pink tutu" who wants to be the one that falls in the river and who wants to be the one that goes missing?

i want to visit Poland with the gf for a city break. is Krakow the best place for that? we like all the typical touristy shit - good food, museums, bars, architecture etc.
but we also like checking out how normal people live outside of the tourist city centres.

could I have a quick word?

just bought a new fan
remote and app controlled
fancy, just like me

can't outlift autism mate

how bigs your dick?

don't forget your cardio

Been working out for 4+ years and I have never touched a boob, never been on a date, never exchanged text messages or internet messages with a woman, never had a conversation with a woman, never been alone in the same room as a woman just me and her.

pointless. genes are all that will ever matter. if you even have to ask this it was already over for you long, long ago.

Me? Still getting by on a £15 desk fan and a £20 tower fan I bought from Argos during the sweltering summer of ‘21. Don’t need all that fancy overpriced shite

yeh but you're also a weirdo bennie scammer in skinny jeans

Well, it looks like you have no other options buddy boyo
When will you be joining the Jehovah's Witnesses and nabbing yourself a virgin?

gf got up earlier than me to go to work and did a smelly poo in the en suite and loudly got ready while I was trying to sleep. Couldn’t go back to sleep after that so I’m awake now. Just had bagels for breakfast, might play some Oblivion

bro just join a church and get a cute trad virgin

fantasy land, church girls are whores also

anime

It takes longer than that. I'm in that position currently. I'm a virgin and turning 30 in a couple of years. I don't leave the house or talk to women. Even then, it doesn't make much difference on the apps either.

whistling a poo

Have heard a lot of Krakowians (Cracowians?) hate stag dos and you get drugged and robbed in strip clubs.

It's a really good spot for it. Weather was nice when I went, the whole place is walkable, food and bars are good, architecture was gorgeous and then you've got all the stuff nearby like Auschwitz and Salt Mine and Ojcow National Park and all the churches and shit.

Is the Jehovah's Witnesses the cult one? I mean they're all cults I suppose but it's the one with pyramid scheme "tithes" built in, isn't it? Or is that Mormonism?

I can't hit my protein

Why don’t you have a job?

For that it's absolutely lovely.

heatherpaedo samefagging

Nay

planning an incel adventure to singapore to see the sights

Done him lmao it’s so obvious as well

I agree with you

M&S still closed for online orders, looks like I'm not going to be dressing smarter this summer, am I?

It's a cult yeah. But think of the sweet bride. JW women are desperate to get married.
I've done a bit of research. You're expected to knock on doors or hand out leaflets. Church meetings twice a week.
Apparently tithing isn't a thing in JWs, unlike the Mormons who tithe 10%.

I was made redundant a few weeks ago and I’m still looking for work. I’m enjoying the NEET life for now though

you're such a freakshow heatherpeado

Oh wow

why are zoomer actors so fucking ugly
this potato headed freak, maisie williams, that quadroon zendaya, etc

Tuna pasta bake for breakfast for me. Don't believe in the "breakfast foods" meme

This is what I imagine when a Yank replies to one of my posts

I wanna go there

oh wow 3 examples

really more of an early lunch at this point

I was in a decent degree related job for a couple years and have been NEET for the last two years. I really need to get back to looking for a job, something similar I guess, but I feel ashamed that I haven't worked for so long and it makes me not even bother. Grim.

Lol yeah if you go to a strip club here you're basically asking to get drugged, massively overcharged, intimidated into paying your bill or just straight up getting robbed. No idea where the whole Cracow thing comes from and I hate it, especially when Polish companies do that on their translated versions of their sites etc. We don't need to change the spelling when we already have it.

this potato headed freak, maisie williams

They’re ugly because they’re British

Zendaya

Objectively not ugly, she’s very cute

we're simply beginning to feel the effects of harvey weinstein's absence

me in the second column, third row

I won't hear any of you complaining about being virgins. You could change that at any time

cheer up lad

Is the juice worth the squeeze to you?
Do you submit to a cult or remain a virgin?

Went to school with a JW who's dad died after a car accident and the family refused a blood transfusion. He was really clever and good in his subjects but then cut off all contact when he left high school at 16 to go clean windows.

JWs in my area are all blacks

New heathernonce special interest just dropped

I'm a YW (Yahweh's witness)

bet the windows were cleaned to a high standard

bummer
they have annual gatherings where you can meet witnesses from other areas
apparently the young women wear their best dresses during those annual gathers to try to attract a man

join a cult just to shag a basketcase 20 year old

do you guys not realise dating apps exist?
could have this organised for this afternoon

Only ever met one JW (if they're the ones who wear button ups and ask if you want to talk about our Lord and Saviour). He asked me if I believe in Jesus and I told him of course I do, I'm a proud Catholic and he slinked off defeated. He knew his cult held no power over a true man of God following the one true faith.

It's heathermong

What's the dumbest thing your taxes pay for?
Dublin City Council recently hired a bunch of people to act as civil servants, they stand around a statue, and tell tourists not to touch it.

Pikeys raging the JWs have more door knocking experience than them.

bros actually autistic

yahoo!
and by jobe, it's a good one

here's a little somethin from donny D. its called jehovahs witness, you actually like witness jehovah

just get on tinder mate

alri literal chad

just finished reading dune, haven't seen the movie yet but don't think zendaya is a great fit for cheni from what I've read so far

jokes on you, he has a hot young wife and you don't lol

Rorke answering the door in his best dri-fit t-shirts wondering why every salesman is a JW wearing a proper shirt

rare jehovahs witness W here

I have a normal wife my age that i met at my uni induction day. Catholics win again.

torrented oblivion remaster and it runs at a choppy 40fps on my laptop
can't have anything in this piece of shit nonce life

Create fake jobs because the economy is dead, happening all over the west.

why do i care that some actress from a show ill never watch is ugly
but retarded chuddies will play right into it and advertise the show for free

What's Ireland like lad? Do you ever think of using that EU citizenship to go and live in Europe?

hate my shitnigger rapelife

No you don’t. Be quiet.

Currently shopping for some new clothing to recreate myself and how others view me but not sure who I want to portray myself as

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reality

I need a young virgin bride. Need one

ktim put it on lowest settings and realised that my lightly modded skyrim runs and looks better
FUCK the unreal engine

said chuddies are often just very low vibrational angry angry people as a result of social isolation/autism. pay them no mind

They're shutting down a bridge to renovate it this year, and they will demolish the bridge next year to build a new one.

Seethe about it heatherpaedo

wondering if I buy it for access to updates they'll improve the performance or if it'll be 2 fps better and 50 quid down the drain

Wish they were near me, I'd be there like a shot

Is this specifically because they touch her boobs and for some reason that's become a political thing lately?

grow up

can always buy it if they ever fix it
i speedran out of the dungeon to see the open world performance and immediately refunded

Own up who still does this

That larp was a step too far. Not very believable.

RM Williams fit on

Don't get caught in the worrying trap about attending church services
John 10:10

wonder if anyones still posting on soyjack party

So far it gets worse with too many npcs in combat as well. The part where you open the gatehouse in kvatch became a slideshow for me with all the daedra and guards.
Mind you my CPU is below minimum requirements and it warns me about that on each startup.

people did this when i was in the psych ward. you're not supposed to have lighters on you for safety or whatever, so patients would use the toaster

Ready to hear something fucked up?

lm gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reality

pull any damaged fitties whilst in there?

I bet Employed Woman is very beautiful ..

Diabolical post

Ahhhh cheers guys you make me feel better about myself

#RAPERORKE

wish i was a cute furry femboy twink and not a fat balding 33 year old -_-

youtube.com/watch?v=hbUPjypOZSw

no but i did talk to some. there was a courtyard between the male and female wards. we smoked in that courtyard.

if you have a small room you can put mirrors everywhere to make it look bigger

will be ordering maccas the second it turns 11
haven't eaten a thing in 24 hours

Or “brunch” if you will

youtube.com/watch?v=VIKavfCI6zI

She is. Amazing chebs too for a trans girlie

grow up

i'd get startled by my own reflection and instinctively swing at them

Not very healthy that is it

going to granberg's later for dinner

itll look bigger cus your fat ass will be reflected on every wall

Gorillas are docile creatures, even more so than chimpanzees. That they can tear you limb from limb doesn’t mean they can.

Fasting? Very healthy actually.

That they can tear you limb from limb doesn’t mean they can.

*doesn’t mean they will

Putting a bunch of mirrors in my boxers. Don't ask me why tho

leftypol tried to tell me this at college and indoctrinate me to woke

how does one even choose a career? seems like most people just choose random subjects at 18yo and go to uni

Sensitive Young Men aren't cut out for work. That's for Joggers.

rorke listening to Secunda on his daily incelwalk
youtube.com/watch?v=iqkQRgGdAPo

imagine if i was secretly god-tier at giving throat but i'll never find out cos im straight

*plants a big sloppy wet kiss on you*
alri

Day 2 of living alone

ever since i left the city poo, poo, poo
poo and me, we just don't get along

can't get over the feeling that I was destined to be an uber successful Chad but my parents fucked me up

poo for the poo god

look ive seen the data and it just doesnt look good for us incels

let's find out i'll fly you over here

uhhhh what data points are you looking at?

You weren’t heatherpaedo. You were always destined to do this with your life. Sorry.

please stop telling me to grow up

Luckily there are cults to fall back on

But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.

im really shy you might have to blindfold me when it happens..

why is heathermong insulting people and calling them heathermong
this guys actually dangerously autistic. he cant even change his writing style to pretend to be someone else

getting to you is it?

lads
not being racist
do black women product chocolate breastmilk
like is there a taste difference

already planning on it

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.

business idea:

might start playing rising storm 2 again

im 5'9 and its making me self conscious

I'm a violented, demented, fucked up freak.

im peaceful guy that just wants to be left alone

but if you fuck with my family there will be hell to pay

at what age is is actually, irrevocably over? I'd say 32

So people have only been touching her boobs for about a decade, and they are quite discoloured. It is retarded they touch it, but it's dumb to guard a statue imo.
It's alright. I'm English though. Can't live in Europe. Would move to Denmark if I could.

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reality

What the fuck are you gonna do about it mate? You think you can handle me in a real fight?

"can you work any extra hours today?"

No? Fuck off cunts. Stop giving me warnings and maybe I'll help you.

....you're not that guy, bud

how many hours you doing a week at the moment?

don't they know your 26 hours a week is already too much for you lass? It not right they making you work more

/brit/ genuinely might be the worlds longest conversation when you think about it

ktim

Roughly 30. This week is 29 for example and next week is 34. My contract is 10 fucking hours. I'm doing triple what I'm obligated to and they still ask for more. They are working me to death.

imagine being 5'9 as an adult male

haha yeah
*walks away and has a conversation with someone else*

It's retarded they touch it

It's commonplace for statues all over the world. There are hundreds of thousands of brass statues with a sheen on the dick and balls or tits.

toilberg got me on 42.5, breaks unpaid

They are working me to death.

ever hear of the 40 hour work week? That's what the rest of us are doing

Reckon I could be getting another warning today. A manager looked at me disappointedly this morning and asked me "is that the only pallet you've done?"

So yeah not looking good

My job is probably harder than yours tbf

Ever watch JOI?
I like JOI.
But it's mental just how many women are cluelessly shit at it.

I unload 100s of pallets daily at my job

might go to Anon Babblebrit/

and yet they pay me a lot more at mine

Yeah, that's the kind of thing I like. It's a shame Sydney and Melbourne destroyed so much of their heritage. I'm pretty sure they're more lax than Americans with protecting what's left too.

"they are working me to death!" he screamed as he placed another tin of beans on the shelf

rorke shakin' it~~

Alright one pallet princess

*covets thy neighbour's wife*

Brits are so evil

water
fire
air and dirt
fugging magnets, how do they work? And I dont want to talk to no sci-en-tist yall motherfuckers lying and getting me pissed

Live footage of EW trying to stock the shelves in Aldi
youtube.com/shorts/eNq0N32m-mg

so when are working hours going to improve again? seems like we had this giant push for an 8 hour week in the early 20th century and then NOTHING

holding in my piss hahahahah!!!

need to go on strike, i reckon individual industries could negotiate it and eventually the gov. will just mandate it

just been called a fuckslut outside autoglass

NEW

youtube.com/shorts/Z3uLIz-NRz4

Employed Woman after she gets the sack again

New