Cats and cat owners are disgusting edition
/brit/
going menkal
Nth for the holodem
mmhmm
How do you actually respond to this
I've never said or implied any of that, I love black people
thinking of breaking up with the gf but really cant be bothered going through the whole dating process again + feeling like ive wasted a year on this relationship
sunken cost fallacy
Blacks are criminals because they can't fit into society and commit crimes with no thought.
You don't need to bathe daily, niggers just stink.
Blacks have to be treated with a firm hand because in their natural state they'll just burn everything down.
why do white people love dogs so much, like they actually treat them as if they were a child, they stink and are annoying by and large.
Getting the iMac set up
dogs are based, simple as.
ive finished eating my ice cream
The future of homo sapiens as a species depends on the White race.
Without it, humans will never explore space. It would simply be a rock floating through space, devoid of life, until the Sun consumes it.
The Aryan race must conquer the world.
The new 'eitch
"magic" mouse still has charging port on the bottom
lmfao
they stink and are annoying by and large
mmm, reminds of something else... but at least the dogs are grateful
Sven GORAN Ericsson
claiming pip first thing tomorrow morning x
Based bong
Man I even fear a family dog like adult golden retriever is untrustable puppies are okayish tho
no one has ever been more right but also more written off than thomas malthus
everyone reacts like tehehe the world has 8 billion overpopulation theory btfo
but they dont connect that to the actual decline of the world around them that they see and acknowledge every day
and the numerous effects overpopulation that are only acknowledged tangentially to overpopulation. like for instance, everyone knows cats decimate bird populations. but that wasn't a problem in the 1800s when most cats were just mousers on the handful of farms few and far between. it only became a problem when everyone household thinks they deserve to have a kitty.
listening to axel foleys theme
why do your people love rental trucks so much?
white people are corny
i've never called black people any of these things, i didnt elect that guy, i know what a tariff is, i shower every day, i don't support police brutality or lynchings
why do white people love dogs so much,
we bred them to be our companions
like they actually treat them as if they were a child,
they're part of the family and can serve an important function in the household
they stink and are annoying by and large.
not if you bathe them and take care of them properly
also so are actual children and other people
youtube.com
Jehovah Witness letter to husband
Sick of this bloody cold weather
SICK OF IT
Glad it's just a blip though
spaghetti with dolmio bolognese sauce ready in 5 x
Good lad
sven sven sven goran ericsson
he's a lovely geezer
but don't forget that he's from sweden
might get a cat. might get 2
Nonceton
make sure you use pip3 unless you're on an ancient Python build x
Based
Cats are Aryan
cheers mate x
*enters brip*
dead now of course
Yeah, and? The name comes from Roman times
odd post
had the one job opened today in a tab on firefox and I've been putting off applying to it all day and just now I thought "you know what? I'm not interested" and closed the tab
is the new gundam good
i was thinking of picking it up but only see people posting waifus haven’t seen a single webm of a robot battle
X34 felons cause Dems had a melty
Tarrifs are part of rebuilding American industry, American industrial collapse broke the African American homes. Males were no longer the bread winner, jobless black males depressed with too much time on their hands smoked a lil crack and it was all over. Blame your single mama's household on yank industrial collapse. Thankfully she managed to land a secretary job to feed your left loon ahh head
Binch pulling shit outta the air
Niggas just on that honour culture ting, pig is a pig. Let a yung nigga roast one
coffee does nothing for me energy-wise. i just like the taste of it and having a hot beverage
i could go for one right now and not have it affect my ability to go to sleep
do you like yuri?
do you like legs?
do you like feet?
they're part of the family and can serve an important function in the household
unless they are a guard/working dog on a farm (literally every other person says their rat dog IS in fact a guard dog somehow) then they are useless and serve no function other than entertainment I guess?
not if you bathe them and take care of them properly
the thing is most people don't, and then that somehow becomes the owners fault when the dog's baseline is to stink and be annoying.
god that unlocked a memory. what a lovely little song
it's pretty decent so far
nu-fans are really fucking stupid though
why did i signal that i fancied her? whyyyyyy
fuck dogs they stink and want to shag you ewwww
were you fearful you would be rejected?
Yes on a farm or guarding the house, also entertainment is valuable.
I agree with you: I dislike most people's dogs but I also dislike most people, it's not the dog's fault exclusively most of the time.
how can I stop being a lightweight.
I finish 1 pint and get tipsy
missing sacked tranny
you a white woman?
The world needs 3 billion white people and not a single other race.
show is yuribait
machu's love interest is clearly shuji
bin that muck
East asians (koreans,Japanese, and Chinese) are fine tbqh
drink more to increase your tolerance but then you end up a grim alkie twat having to drink 4 pints just to get tipsy
this might be an all time dogshit post
Drinking Hobgoblin Red Ruby but it just ain't me.
Can someone tell me what to drink.
I'm a small town homosexual who didn't come out until I was 23.
And I want to hang out with Yakuzas in Nippon someday. Maybe get a back tattoo.
Which drink?
speaking of which. Once I clicked what i thought was a normal porn video of some lass taking her top off. The whole thing was taking ages so I skipped ahead a few minutes and suddenly on screen is a dog eating her fanny. Very grim.
Yes she was a white woman
How much does Timothy Byrne weigh?
just done a cum
no I just can't be arsed with it and felt it wouldn't make me feel happy anyway
Niggas just on that honour culture ting, pig is a pig. Let a yung nigga roast one
you are a white virgin pedo who posts chinese cartoons as a hobby
more than you sunshine
drink bleach
I was just thinking about tim and reading his tweets
did you wank to it?
They're inferior to whites
stick a fork in me i'm done
Never apologise for gooning
*looks down at your drippy knob splashing a cum puddle on the floor* so you gonna eat that?
Is Tim still in hospital?
nah i backed out straight away when the dog jump scared me
they're the future of humanity
I'll watch the anime bleach instead.
Nah, fuck that, gintama.
roll for initiative
yes he has mrsa
one of those canned mojitos
They are on the same level (a bit better in some regards and a bit worse in other regarda)
Mark will outlive Tim. What a world we live in
me and the missus
Do gays not find putting their dicks inside a pooey hole even a little bit disgusting?
Nah it's valid and on fleek
Playa hater melty
ofc they do, that's why they give themselves enemas
gays eat poo. foul creatures
dey eat da poo poo like da ice cream!
embarrassing
tim spent years fighting against being institutionalised. he was the silenced singer. but now he's on the inside he loves it and posts about the nurses giving him percy pig sweeties every other day, so sad.
it's so weird lads. i done a massive poo just 4 hours ago. one of the biggest in ages. but now i've just gone and done another poo. what's going on?
totally normal behaviour
taking the time to do a little research
I'm on PIP and get the best part of a grand a month lads, living at home. Wahey!
we started living in an old house
my ma gave birth and we were checking it out
it was a baby boy
so we bought him a toy
it was a raygun and it was 1981
dying out
future of humanity
scotched eggs
Beef jerky
pork pies
Babybel
I've never tried any of this, what are they like?
*walks in wearing a Mario costume*
hey has anyone seen my brother?
a girl's pooey hole is ok because girls dont poo
The lads
oh yeah I forgot this mentally ill subhuman freak had a meltdown when I posted my cat before, I'm guessing he's still seething about it if he's making threads like this
anyone who hates cats or dogs doesn't deserve to live. you're just cruel bitter low-iq psychopaths who are jealous that other people are able to have loving relationships with pets and animals, as done for millenia
not even a grand?
fuck me, could barely live on three grand a month
genuinely can’t do more than 4 hrs work, even started extra early today and somehow only did 4 hours still
First day living alone in my life; strange, relaxing and freeing, but slight anxious feeling. Everything seems worth doing all of a sudden.
he's always been a drama queen, are tim. I knew he'd crack one day and succumb to his deepest temptations (to be institutionalised) and he did
you're cokehead lad?
Aren't you scared of the boogieman
rachel reeves 'charging up' her boot ready to kick PIP mongs' arses into gear
a mega wank beckons
Rachel Reeves pussyplay
weach.
DTIFC hasn't even watched The Wire
no just live in an affluent area and have a high standard of living
2k on the bills and that, another grand to save, absolute minimum
(i make much more than this, however)
Runt bread
off to Anon Babble for a pre-game wank, don't be too funny while I'm gone
obviously
currently moving Oblivion from my 1tb hdd to my 1tb sdd, should only take an hour or three
can't wait for the game to actually load at a reasonable speed when I play it. exiting the sewer took longer than going through it
Difference is girl poo is peng while man poo is grotty
I never put games on HDD these days, they're for goon only
male on male rape is pretty hot I think
A Chinese player has just won the world snooker championship
It's over, British snooker has fallen
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don't know what that means
who the fuck still uses HDDs lmao
Prefer female on male rape, me
1tb hdd
Treat yourself to a 4TB one lad
it might be faster to redownload it
‘
ive got a 20TB data store, me
They're good for storage of films, TV shows, images etc.
are you running it on a potato?
day 1 of
alri jeff bezos
Me, a gooner
dont know how you survive on that 2bh
toxoplasmosis prevalance is super-mega overblown and it having any psychological effect on humans is effectively fantasy
how do you get into being a contract killer?
reckon id be good at that
i'd have to have a silenced pistol though, like jimmy bond
got no nerd equipment because i have sex and dont do gamong
Anonymous 05/05/25(Mon)15:44:40 No.210283457
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toxoplasmosis prevalance is super-mega overblown and it having any psychological effect on humans is effectively fantasy
lads just sniffed the gf's arse
BIG mistake
I've got a nine year old PC that was fine for its time but is now shit. this 1tb ssd will hopefully change everything. if not I'll need a new graphics card and more ram
can't fit them in my custom-built PC so I've been buying those m2 SSDs for storage, it doesn't really matter much if they're more expensive, I don't store anything besides porn
my pc is almost 15 years old and I'm getting 60+ fps on medium settings
Catbergs on a mad one
why
get the ram upgraded
that poster is a 30+ year old virgin who first arrived in /brit/ in 2023
starmbot 3000 malfunctioning
Which graphic cards?
I bought a load of Star Wars toys for £5 total that are probably worth £500 and I don't want to bring them in the house in case my missus sees and gets angry
it's a funny joke but there's a handful of cunts like you who actually take it seriously, and genuinely believe the cats kill ten trillion birds a year propaganda
dogs rip babies faces off and wind turbines slaughter eagles yet we're meant to hate cats because some cats kill some birds
factually impossible
upgraded to a used 2080ti i bought from my drug dealer ages ago
Windows 10 end of life is coming soon.
Don't really want to upgrade to Windows 11 and I kind of want to upgrade to Linux but I'm worried that I'll somehow lose all my data.
Don't know if I should just do a new PC build.
Sick to bastard death of making tea before I start something productive, only for it to be cold when I finally get around to being bothered to do something and then having to get off my arse to make another
you gonna eat that haha
get them painted, panel lined and weathered
what from gregs
cats devastate local wildlife you mong. they should be banned
"pussy eating po"- NOOOO NOT LIKE THIS
skill issue
as a theatrical dancer I know how to put on a show. looking forward to hearing back from itty bitty titties and a bob regarding my application. I will take the sequel to the next level
8192MB ATI Radeon RX 480
not on a ssd already
nigga wat
Thinking about the beautiful nation and people of china and crying
This is from earlier, went to Greggs with a tenner so I had a fiver for the guy lel
I am a Wargamer lad lel, that's why I bought them and it's my speciality
Niggas just lie on the Internet and be like pic related
composing our new national anthem in bitwig studio
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>toxoplasmosis prevalance is super-mega overblown and it having any psychological effect on humans is effectively fantasy
it's a funny joke but there's a handful of cunts like you who actually take it seriously, and genuinely believe the cats kill ten trillion birds a year propaganda
dogs rip babies faces off and wind turbines slaughter eagles yet we're meant to hate cats because some cats kill some birds
no they don't. humans do. my cat simply watches birds. he watches pigeons, crows, magpies. he has never hurt one, yet he's killed a few mice and rats
people deliberately kill wild birds all the time in far greater number than fucking cats do
Car boot sale?
cats devastate local wildlife
oh no not the heckin mice and pigeons!!
it says a lot that this mentally ill cat hating freak is also a soyjack spamming subhuman. I bet you were mad when people came back here instead of your retard memeface website
why would your mrs get angry then if you're already into it
Being able to easily bend your fingers or palm beyond a normal range of motion may be a sign of looming respiratory problems, experts warn.
nearly halfway done with the hdd to ssd transfer lads
planning how much of the ben and jerry's tub to eat at one time is reasonable
china wins the snooker
not been very many attractive women posted recently
all had your wanks last night i presume?
mateys having a meltdown because of a cartoon
:)
yeah like clockwork
chuds will never live this down
fucks sake oblivion has just corrupted itself hasnt it
looks the same
FAT
no actual studies on the effects of cats by the way, look it up
Asking chatLGBT how to accept the inevitability of death without concluding that life is inherently meaningless and that mindless hedonism is the logic answer to how I should spend my short time in this mortal realm. Also trying to get it to say racist stuff for a laugh.
my female friend has come out of a relationship and is immediately now shagging a black drug dealer who is 7 years younger than her. she said she thinks he'll get her pregnant because he's cumming on her so much but then going straight back in
she told me this on the phone earlier
the gherkin is a members only cronem social club
Jannies have lost their minds once again. I'm done, finished.
Aye lad
catfag is compelled to defend his furry friends but insists they don't transfer mind control bacteria from their poo to their owners
katy can buy her gherkin cronem club pass at the reception
notice how you've tried to make it slightly more believable this time
life is a beautiful thing
Today's my birthday lads
at the gherkin, katy has to scan her cronem club pass before she is granted access to all floors of the building
What are 20 year old girls with "just looking for friends" in their description doing adding 28 year old men like me? Something tells me they aren't really looking for friends.
Setting up the new MacBook air lads
just did this dark brotherhood job
sniped him from the roofs opposite
katy just upgraded to a gold gherkin cronem club pass x
timmy working overtime delivering fried chicken to the cronem in the gherkin
hahaha wahey
tick tock toil freaks or is tomorrow another bank holiday? hahaha hop off to to bed toil freak big day ahead for you tomorrow
timmy keeping the gherkin squeaky clean
stop discriminating against travellers
The new MacBook air di lids
Surely not?
Not been to ones of these in since I was a wee bairn. Forgot they existed till today
realised the super market is closed early today so i cant buy some snacks
timmies are not allowed in the gherkin x
probably a good thing you fat fuck
Car boots are one of the last vestiges of real Britain in some cities.
But then I live in Hull which is still like the 90s in a good way most of the time. A proper gem of a place.
nice I’ve got an Air too
They've done you a favour you fat cunt.
is that all you think about
fucking eating
give it a rest
Having friends who want nothing to do with you is worse than having no friends ngl.
Get your gherkin membership today
nah theres a tesco express still open til 11. time to get some grub aint eaten all day me :)
theyre not friends then are they you stupid bastard
gherkin wee hole.
what you getting
Don't like them, can't game
Keyboard behind it doesn't look very gamey. Are you a console player?
Probably going to name him Matthew, thanks for the input
name him LADBIBLE
crisps and a bottle of coke
eating poo
Don’t mind toil now to be honest now that I don’t work a runty retail job. Just sit in a comfy chair drinking my tea, sending random emails and staring out the window. It’s like meditating but I get paid for it and also get to look at my managers arse when she walks past
why are you seething
I used to work at a fed ex parcel sorting centre and I know for a fact all parcels are just thrown and chucked. I saw a bunch of lads throwing a massive TV of the floor for a laugh and throwing it off the conveyor belts. When a parcel split open people would just take the shit that was in the parcel and it'd be marked as 'lost'. Some expensive shit was stolen too.
Tell me what's wrong my son.
Good solid 90s Christian name lad.
I'm one myself! But I'll be honest I find a lot of Matthews... turgid and officious people
Not me though
fat people repulse me
Gerkhin means pickle right?
Oh shut the fuck up Matthew
not fat mate just fancied a snack for my gaming time tonight....
Nooo don't come to Hull it's too white and cheap haha you'll hate it
fedex put my parcel on the truck for delivery today then immediately took it back to the local facility
what does that mean?
sir fat gamer
pink pony club ~
Worked in an Amazon sorting centre for a bit. Literally gets chucked onto a belt and then thrown down a massive metal chute. Surprised anything makes it anywhere in one piece.
Car boot sales? Impossible in a low-trust multi-racial society
screaming
Tidied all my Warhammer paints and tools up
It's between that and Max, but every Max I've ever met has been naughty.
Have you enjoyed being a Mathew? Do you get a lot of Mattys or more Matts?
love fat girls
Are those Series 7 brushes?
um actually rorke she’s speaking Welsh
just done a wee then
little dab of toilet paper after im done
Good morning Anon! I really appreciate you inviting me out for dinner tonight anon! I've been feeling down ever since my husband went on a business trip to Thailand with his colleagues for 6 months.
WYD?
all this talk about couriers poorly handling parcels
not looking good for my expensive equipment
sir war hammer
My name is not Anon, it's Matthew.
Kek
nigga wrote the bible
mad how despite WMIF being increasingly common, there's almost no content and none where the woman isn't flat
youre a sad little freak whisker
tell her everything will be fine
And BMWF isn't common at all irl, but there's so much amateur porn
Jewish moment
They haven't processed it in time and there was probably a lack of update. It was meant to be delivered I guess but it just automatically updated according to what it was meant to do. But then when it was all scanned it was realised, system updated.
Fed ex are retards, and they're not even the worst.
darkies at work
she'd get it
dont think i could paint very well after a few tins
nice lad. I wish all Macs would die
in my experience, fedex are the second worst after USPS
who would you say are the worst?
Get under a big blanket together, tell her to get comfy, Nimi is paying Lord of the Rings: Gollum in just under 2 hours. I'll show her my fave Fauna/Nimi clips as we wait
Does Angela gooner post here while gooning or does he post in between goon sessions?
I'm on the nofap.
it's heathermong
doubtful that his cock works
What’s more funny with how common IMWF is in England and no one talks about it lol
is it common
SAAAAAAAR
In cities it is.
Ok
where's Katy at? She didn't come home from guides
I'm a Matt which I like, almost Scandinavian, don't get Matty at all
Yes lad, not actually as good their reputation
Same I don't mix drinking and painting
In cities it is.
can you prove it
those look good
nice work
kill yourself
NEW
lol at the kalashnikovs
i could never be arsed with basing infantry
poo barms
Bit early. Janny, get on it.