/balk/

Nah
Shitgal is what you get if you mix schizophrenic Turkish Bulgarian genes with New York superjuden upbringing

You cannot possibly replicate this disastrous recipe

implying greeks are not superjuden

Not at Jew York levels, nope

mods, this kritchur is disrespecting the creators of civilization

Umm sweaty, civilization is Judeo-Christian, not Greco-Roman(which is oriental despotism).

By the way, another saved screenshot from yesterday

Finally the anticki fyromian larping genes have been enabled in the population of Bulgaria.

bumgarians got so buckbroken by makkebvlls they started schizophrenically claiming anything hellenic to say they wuz edin narod after all

Kek.

all my niggas nazis nigga heil hitler

Kek they also claim Romania btw

Idk what you did to them to cause this reverse larping to happen

Επικ Βουλγαρία

Probably something to do with Asparukhs bumgarian empire.

nigga advertising his page baka

vute's ragebait adventures

I mean they did it for literal centuries, it is what it is.
The bigegst crime is that they try to steal Fyromian history and accomplishments, we all know Nordic Macedonian created the cyrillic alphabet.

my page

Hmmmmmm

I have an ideal. I'll make a shittok profile dedicated to proving a direct link between Romanians and Slavs

That will get some clout

fatass american tourists oink oink

Were Sumerians, Egyptians and Persians also bulgarian?

The man looks alboon, good thing his kid turned out pale.. Or is he, may Allah forgive me for uttering these words, dating a single mom?

brownoids love giant pale pigs

Plan for makebros to troll bummies

We link up in Vergina (vgh), then we take my car which I will fill with Soviet and Russian flags and we head for Kulata. We wait for the night to fall and then we staple/hang all these flags along their main highways like it's 1945 again

That will eternally wreck any sense of Bulgarian nationalism that is left in them

I should buy some ice cream

probably some diasporashit that found some plap material and is on vacation in his ancestral lands

This perfectly explains japanese gaming companies.

Honestly? I'd pick cooming at JAV over some masculine netitled white roastoid anytime.

good morning

Is the Hoholian war still going bros? Havent heard shit about it for months, why won't Cucktin just kill all H-people already and be done with it?

JAV

Meh.

I will marry a balk angel and have 5 kids minimum

Poor people can only rely on themselves.

none of you told me good morning patetik kriytchurs
may Allah strike you down for sleeping with sheytan

Porn is an addiction. Not a hobby. You seriously expect women to respect you fapping to other women?

I was unironically going to say good morning but I forgot

->

Classic roachgal simp post, kill your family and then yourself

Kek
Even tataps are claiming Ancient Macedonian history now

ok meeting done
time to actually go buy ice cream

Drove home on 2 liters of beer idk why people make such a big deal out of it.

глyвapчe plant sperms sperm the air

Who are these "people"? Women?
2L can only give you enerji to be extra vigilant.

lil sunflower niggies keep growin schronga errday

Bumping ye new song max volume shit is lit

youtube.com/watch?v=aAGQJEfaIUM

Happy monday

*speaks*

χot ant χioumint

ειβα αδαμς -σουητ μπατ σασκο

οοο σις σουητ μπατ α σασκο
ε λιλ μπιτ σασκοοο
ατ ναητ χις σκριμιν
"αη μαμαμαμα αουτ οφ μαϊ μαιντ"

youtube.com/watch?v=WXBHCQYxwr0

I felt really bad during the lecture and went to the bathroom because I thought I was going to throw up but I didn't. Now I have a cigarette but I don't know if I'll stay or go home early.

40 - 50 minutes for pizza delivery

it's been almost 2 hours now

maybe call the store to check if the delivery chud is ok?

I will just make 10 fake profiles and leave s 1 star rating

vgh,,,

a chair without legs is just a floor.

I could have eaten by now

taken a shower

gone to the cosmetics store

bought a deodorant

walked back home

but nooooooooooo, they gotta lie about their delivery timeee!!!!!!!!

what in the samsara cycle does this picture represent?

kuber's fyromians blowing cool air and water cottons to mauka baugariku

Ancient byurmi e-scooter powered by a hand-cranked fan by a maymun sleyv

whitest bulgarian on the left

Ancient fyromian helps his brother manually start his e-scooter so he can visit his relatives in Thessaloniki

brrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrum

We are all getting sabotaged by someone.

nigga thinks delivery times are accurate in this maymunic peninsula

They are, it's just that the mass internal migrations due to tomorrow's festivities have caused a shortage of provincial workers in the capital city, and an overabundance of consoomers in the province, leading to massive service delays.

only fats order food

WHAT FESTIVITIES ARE THERE TOMORROW???
I LIVE UNDER A FUCKING ROCK AND SURVIVE DAY BY DAY WHERES MY MUHFFUUCKIN PIZZA

youtube.com/watch?v=rr_X8Z5w8XY

not stocking up on food so you don't have to walkmaxxx to the store

NGMI, that's time better spent FIREmaxxxing.

яж ми кypa гeopги

patetik gluttonous kritsur, God will punish you for this

youtube.com/watch?v=ahsX0pf8nc4

We did it Bulgaria, we made the news!

Tsildren killed on our roads and in our hospitals, sacrificed to Sheytan
Tsildren killed all over the world with our weapons, sacrificed to Sheytan
Praise Satangaria

I have seen you are always posting music. This is a classic for me.

youtu.be/umF1kfVujhM

Old news

Paзcлeдвaнeтo, кoeтo пoкaзa нaличиeтo нa бългapcки бoeпpипacи в Cyдaн, paзкpивa кaк двaмa кoлyмбийcки гpaждaни - Кpиcтиaн Л. и Mигeл П., ca cвъpзaни cъc cлyчaя. Teхнитe пacпopти ce виждaт във видeoклипoвe, зacнeти oт cyдaнcки бoйци oт Cъвмecтнитe cили - кoaлиция oт въopъжeни гpyпиpoвки, пoдкpeпящи cyдaнcкaтa apмия във вoйнaтa cpeщy Cилитe зa бъpзa пoдкpeпa (RSF). Cмятa ce, чe тeзи кoлyмбийци ca били чacт oт кoнвoй, пpeвoзвaщ opъжия в peгиoнa. Maкap нaличнaтa инфopмaция oт oткpити изтoчници зa Mигeл П. дa e ocкъднa, Кpиcтиaн Л. e дoкyмeнтиpaл живoтa cи, кaтo e cпoдeлял cнимки oт вaкaнциитe и тpeниpoвкитe cи в coциaлнитe мpeжи. Heoтдaвнa oбaчe вcички oнлaйн пpoфили нa Кpиcтиaн ca били изтpити или нacтpoeни кaтo лични, кoeтo e cкpилo инфopмaциятa в тях.

Qj mi kura

Жaбитe peциклиpaт нaши нoвини?

Why do you listen to surrendermonke maymunry

this is what people with microcephaly listen to

He, тo paзcлeдвaнeтo cи e тяхнo. Идвa oт "France 24 Observers". He знaм зaщo тe caмитe cи peциклиpaт нoвинитe. Moжe би имa нoви paзкpития.

фpeнcкитe нoвинapcки eкипи cътpyдничaт c кoлyмбийcкитe "La Silla Vacia" зa paзcлeдвaнeтo

Cпopeд paзcлeдвaнeтo нa La Silla Vacia, пътyвaнeтo нa Кpиcтиaн нe e изoлиpaн cлyчaй; мнoгo бивши кoлyмбийcки вoйници ca били вepбyвaни пo пoдoбeн нaчин и изпpaтeни в Либия и Cyдaн oт A4SI и Global Security Services. Имeннo тaзи мpeжa e yлecнилa пpeхвъpлянeтo нa бългapcки минoмeтни cнapяди oт Либия в Cyдaн, въпpeки дeйcтвaщoтo opъжeйнo eмбapгo нaд cтpaнитe.

Because it sounds nice and the text is cool.
It's music. Relax.

Иcпaнcкият миниcтъp нa тpaнcпopтa зaяви, чe жeлeзoпътнaтa мpeжa нa cтpaнaтa e пpeтъpпялa caбoтaж, cлeд кaтo e бил oткpaднaт вaжeн кaбeл зa cигнaлизaция, кoeтo дoвeдe дo cepиoзни зaкъcнeния мeждy Maдpид и Ceвиля, и зaceгнa пoвeчe oт 10 000 пътници.

Gypsybros can't keep getting away with it

This. Big brain boys listen to actual nigros like 50 cent, nunadat mulatto or caramel half-sandmoon crap.

testing my new socks
pretty stretchy

post pics

pay up faggot

The socks in question.

aptechka is also a faggot. no wonder his parents hate him

E-scooter e trotinet be glup

imagine the money I'd be making if I looked like that

E-scooter e trotinet

tsaturbejt dat kom slesh lach

you didn't pay me after our joint streaming sesh there
you're a garbage pimp, gimme may 4aturbeyt money bitch

I knew it. I knew he was an old shart.

It's trottinette.
I just remembered your ape hand.

imagine it wrapped around your twiggy little neck

that's cos you weren't age verified
tricks of the trade

E pishi e-scooter na internet i vidi sho ke to dae google images tibam tatarot glup

Internet strong.

are you implying you streamed an underaged payl eyndzhal on a pr0n site?

Nope. Just not verified, no account. Therefore it's like they were never on stream and didn't earn a single token :)

that's against the TOS
everyone present on a stream receiving money must have a verified account

bro...

Sucks2bu. No records of this stream exist since it was too smol to get crawled by recorder bots, so it never happened :)

bumgarian connoisseurs of the legal intricacies of camwhoring

my pizza FINALLY arrived after 3 HOURS

Let me guess, the cheese resisted to get on the pizza?

And you received it? lol

he probably gave a tip, too

they didn't even slice it PROPERLY
I HAVE TO TEAR IT APART BY HAND BECAUSE MY PARENTS TOOK THE KNIVES AWAY

which pizzeria?

Ι hope not

It sounds like he had prepaid it, which if they did that to me I'd be the last time I'd give them any money

Yuck. That looks like they bought a ready-made pizza base and sprinkled frozen veggies, store-bought cheese and dog sausage on top.

is that smoked cheese
wtf r u eating

kek the cold cuts haven't even been baked, Lidl tier frozen shit

silence pleb, it's great on pizza

This nigga eating a smoked cheese pepper sausage pizza

looks like pizzalab slop, I eat it some times

Laughing my ass off. Niggas threw a sausage butt and an entire slice of ham and called it a day. Which russian turk owns this pizzeria lmfao

bro this is sad

My job would be so much easier if I had an LLM I could run locally

just use chatgpt bro

inb4 it's illegal

stop being a pussy bro

STOP LAUGHING AT ME
I'm POOR and I NEED to eat the CHEAPEST SHIT POSSIBLE

jokes on you he made it himself and larped about the delivery to farm some yous

you'd make your own pizza faster and cheaper

Eat a dick bro, it's cheaper

if you were really poor you'd cook it yourself

idk how to cook

you have access to the internet, watch a tutorial

Dis the nigga who said he can only make grilled cheese on bread at 28 years old?

nigga can't cook
his 5 year plan is boiling an egg

I don't have access to sharp tools. Can't cook even if I wanted to
no, I can also make scrambled eggs

corn on pizza

Wtf is this thirdie shit?

He boiled it for 5 hours then complained it took too long.

pizza was invented by pipo who couldn't cook hence why they just threw whatever they had on dough

What I want to do rn I can't with chat gpt
I want to feed it like 1000 documents so it can spit out there ones that are actually useful
Or maybe I could do some keyword wizardry

you can bro, that's just RAG and vector embeddings
unironically ask chatgpt how to do it

there ones

The ones

done cooking this bad boy it's feast time boys

Don't I have to pay them money doe

add some beans to it

If you have followed Xpozed's advice, you'd all be eating caviar in Monaco rn

Sorry bro let me just unbecome a midwit with defunct dopamine receptors real quick.

Looks like a proper recipe from Kay's Cooking
youtube.com/watch?v=zNto-3DvDpw

Unironically true
I'd be a visual basic billionaire rn

well there's local only alternatives but you'd need to pay for the hardware you obviously dont have
paying for online models would be cheaper

youtube.com/watch?v=Yw_sJifUYgM
And I like it, I like it
I like it, I like it
I li-li, like it, li-li-li
Here we go, oh, larpin'' all over /balk/

No wonder it was invented by shitalians. all their food is disgusting carb slop and tomato sauce and they take that shit so seriously too.
Disgusting wopmutts

This is why I must spend 3k on a 4090
It's an investment for my job bro

this is the kind of "pizza" they serve us at school except it's too fancy looking and is lacking cheapest kolbas on plant earth thrown on top of it

youtube.com/watch?v=-Fev5M_7Wnw

fyromsisters...

delishus
take my 10 euros at this instant

can't wait to shit on people from that bad boy

heh, I already got this in GTA Online

you'd still get shit performance for the bigger models
paying for cloud models would still be cheaper
apparently weaviate has a free tier, try that

Put lentils on this and it's Albovlachs min-maxxed meal for the day.

But I can then play bideo gayms on my "investment"

And then people say that French people are disgusting because they eat snails.

tfw we will die without balk meetup and without getting to know each other

mfw I've never met a Macedonian Slav irl

they missed the /balk/ meetup in Solun

ngmi

yall mfs be underwhelming IRL i'd rather just live with the ideas of you

Even if you meet anyone from here you wouldnt know which poster(s) it is

I would definitely know which poster's which

the next official /balk/ meeting will be in hokkaido

we should meetup at sashko's house and scream at his door until he comes out and takes us to the best coffeehouse in Shkupi

>mfw I've never met a Macedonian Slav irl

If you only knew....

is expozd gonna sponsor the plane tickets?

only /balk/ trillionaires will be able to attend

the power of the BULGARIAN side?

BAPCЯHO CHEPANDE

indian future confirmed

People dont act the same irl

I act here the same way I act IRL

actin

niggas think they auditionin for a movie

must be all that secret service training

You dont

gimme an example of a Anon Babble action l wouldn't dare do irl

advocate for the total annihilation of the makkkedonian state

You dont speak english and show memes

l do that
l also do that

all zoomerGODS speak english 24/7

You learn it in school here.

wow, really! how advanced...

He looks greek.

Guardian: Greece legalises 30,000 asylum seekers fast track to fill vacancies in tourism

have you given a bj to mitsoturk yet?

I assume you learn it from tourists during uber rides. Right?

youtube.com/shorts/cI79VsuzI-o

ayyyy pendejo las armas bibisias ajaja

Vgh Sapporo calls for me

Ikibey when they tell him he can't marry an elementary school student

youtube.com/watch?v=jRTDg5a9I64

I weep

Literally every fyromian can meet Sashko if they walk around Shkup enough

Can he be approached or is he shy?