The Clangers edition
/brit/
heheheheheh
is the offer still available?
how get gf
bsaed!
bossman at the corner shop playing the same 40 minute song about shiva again
amritt shivaaaaa shiva shivaaaaaa
ari ari oooo amreet shiva
+677
what's a bop
this one goes out to all my woman haters in house
x.com
not losing you virginity at or before 16 is a bellwether for being a lifelong loser
i turn 23 soon
FOLC
how do you understand those words
are you brown
you're brown aren't you
tell me
tell me NOW
Need a proper English pub here, not this french muck
destroyed that 30 year old mong
Marble Arch
just had a mackerel sandwich
was good and healthy
this nigga lives in tatooine
No single vote was recorded for Labour in 81 electoral wards, mostly within Cornwall and Wiltshire councils
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couldnt imagine our pm ever giving a toss. and im glad
imagine being born after the year 2000
gives me the fear
Pope Keir Starmer
really ought to go out for an incelwalk
this nigga live in de_dust2
Style of jazz from the 50s
there are no losers
Is it bad I bullied my former manager who was a soylennial because he fired me for a bullshit reasons. He legit would get angry at me for calling him these
Bitch tits
Soy boy
Millinal trash
Small fry
Also for throwing his car keys on the roof of the store when he fired me
lil zoomerbro mythologising le good old days of covid 2021 when they were buying streamer bathwater and watching neekolul tiktoks
that's bebop
17 year olds kicking rocks because they just didn't make it huh
I'm a winner, actually
any gravel bike man in?
Prefer them later
Also for throwing his car keys on the roof of the store when he fired me
fucking screaming
It is an extremely good game though. I wish our country made and government endorsed stuff like this instead of anti-incel (white male) propaganda.
make someones life harder at work
suprised when you get fired
lmao bro.
if you're working at shitty job nobody wants to work with an asshole making it even worse
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asshole
foy
zoomers are the most asocial autistic freaks of all the generations. I've heard the up and comers (gen alpha) refer to zoomers in disdain, like creatures locked up in their bedrooms all day watching hentai and demented pornography
i insulted my manager but i got fired for no reason trust me
read his post again granddad
forget your reading glasses did you aha
by what metric
only freaks do this
your perception of “zoombros” is deeply american. watching streamers is still considered autistic gremlin behaviour for my people my age (born in 03)
I only started bullying him after he fired me
Honestly the funny part was that he tried to fight me over it
raytracing on
blame covid
happened during their most crucial development years
mate gen alpha are like ten years old at most even as a joke post this doesnt land
north macedonia, mad that country is
you'd think they'd be just another one of those primitive balkan countries, oblivious to the existence of Anon Babble, but they post more than slovenia, a proper civilised country, while having a lower population
just mental
Why've you got a photo of my cock mate
says the bloke making sweeping generalisations about generations at 2:35 on a monday on an incel chatroom
watch:
Mornington Crescent
you'd still talk to him after you got fired?
thats very weird bro. move on like a normal person. you are a strange little man, i think he did the right thing by firing you jeez.
also known as bop, coltrane
(born in 03)
based Macron
France is the de facto leader of European, White civilisation
Zoomers are a globalised brand, there is literally no uniquely british zoomer style. You all have the same fashion, speak the same, listen to the same slop
It was the only place close to me that sold London pride and Samuel smiths. I would bully him when I saw him on the register
this could not be further from the truth lol please just stop posting
Britain never used to have 'generations' until the Yanks imported them
metoffice lying about the weather again
i’m no violent criminal type but if i were Greek, Lebanese, Armenian, or Assyrian i’d probably take a trip to Turkey and kill someone
*pokes a hole in your colostomy bag*
whys there a big mirror in the middle of the road
big sturdy bearded Millennials giving balding zoomer twinks head locks
I refuse to call myself a zoomer I was born in 03 too
Harriet Kemsley's musky tuppence
generations are made up nonsense, unless you really believe someone born in 1997 has less in common with someone born in 1996, and more with someone born in 2007
sir ray tracer
it's actually close to the truth than further away.
there is zero counter culture in most countries because of the internet and everyone being connected more than ever.
it's actually what zoomers are most known for. you'd know this if you did research and not assume retarded shit.
there’s some freak here who’s so far down the cope hole he thinks everyone younger than him is a 25 year old virgin and unable to function. Reality: your average 18 year old is better adjusted and ahead of you, you are still mentally 14
Yeah, my niece and nephew and their friends are starting to really take the piss out of zoomers in particular. Millennials are too old and uncles and dads now, and still got the end bit of normal civilisation. But everybody is talking about how deformed zoomers became. Too young to have enjoyed pre-internet life, too old to have the modern restrictions in place that are protecting kids today. Zoomers are properly fucked up goblins
watched this i did
normal people know that a 'generation' typically refers to any given period of approx. 23 years, with overlap between them
doesn’t matter
in britain, amongst the people i grew up with, watching streamers was still weird and gay. if you told people in school you unironically sat down and watched some cunt play a game you’d get laughed at. doesn’t matter how globalised the phenomenon is. anyone that isn’t a neek also had a similar upbringing.
we talked with our local dialects and used local slang. we watched and played football obsessively. we mainly listened to british indie bands or britpop or techno. the school i went to was still 99% british not some half paki somalian globalised london zoo. sorry you’re a rootless home counties mong.
coming to the realisation that some of you older lads still earnestly believe that zoomers think and act like those fucking 2018 era wojak memes
i'm a zoomer no mates live at home unemployed not money
I am 22 year olds I am not a zoomer I am pretty old
his birth year starts with '2'
nothing wrong with being a virgin
millennials soying out for revenge of the fifth day and then bragging on reddit about their wife letting them watch star wars all day while tyrone shagged her silly and thinking without a hint of irony that this is all a flex
Sir Ray Mondthebastard
'88 zoomer here
take your meds
Honestly zoomers are far my destructive and chaotic in my city. Someone nearly caught our school on fire because someone told them they would give them v bucks
Reality: your average 18 year old is better adjusted and ahead of you, you are still mentally 14
not true here at least
all my gen alpha/young zoomer family members literally grew up as ipad babies and are spectrumlike
in britain, amongst the people i grew up with, watching streamers was still weird and gay. if you told people in school you unironically sat down and watched some cunt play a game you’d get laughed at. doesn’t matter how globalised the phenomenon is. anyone that isn’t a neek also had a similar upbringing.
we talked with our local dialects and used local slang. we watched and played football obsessively. we mainly listened to british indie bands or britpop or techno. the school i went to was still 99% british not some half paki somalian globalised london zoo. sorry you’re a rootless home counties mong.
lol crazy how you think this is werid yet these people still have huge audiences and i see zoomers running around wearing their merch and talking about them at work.
seems like you had a very unique upbringing lad.
Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus
*rattles the zoomer runt cage*
haha angry little goblins arent you
weird zoomer projection
cuck fantasy
black yank slang
take some time away from the internet mate
spaki (a millennial) rattled
you won't be getting any presents from saint nick this year
do you seriously expect us to believe a pair of primary school kids are commenting on the nuances of intergenerational culture you gargantuan autist
it's time to log off old man
most of these older millennials seething about youngsters likely left school in the mid 2010s and haven’t had a real friend group or any social progression since about 2018. they’re still stuck in that world.
watching Andor
lil zoomerbros trying to memoryhole their death grips phase they had in 2017
I think COVID made my autism worse because I spent the entirety of my highschool years walking around screaming slurs, breaking shit and telling people our art teachers pussy was haunted because she had an abortion
rent free
awful post
Anya-Josephine Marie Taylor-Joy to be perfectly honest with you fine gentleman
zoomers go absolutely mental if you mention they spend all day watching black men and e-girls play video games on twitch.tv
i didn’t. are the zoomers you see literal children? that’s who that’s marketed to. my 9 year old cousin watches streamers. “zoomers” are in their early 20s now. I don’t know what tragic bit of the country you live in but that would be an embarrassment where I live.
millennials turning up the telly to try and drown out their wife's moans of ecstacy with lightsaber sounds and yoda speak
Who's the youngest in here then?
i know people who didnt grow out of it
actually pathetic
girl i used to fuck in high school is now a 25 year old who posts alex g and death grips shit on her ig
I actually went to school with one of their shirts on, how fucking pathetic and embarrassing I was
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the internet allows incredibly niche interests to sustain communities easily
not exactly a single counter-culture but acting like everyone is homogenised is blatantly incorrect
yeah i see 20 to 28 year olds talk about e-celebs all the time? pretty normal thing mate, what gated community did you live in? were you raised by your grandparents?
keep getting blocked by reddit girls for asking if they're dogpilled. not really on is it in 2025 for fucks sake
For me it's bunda streamers on in the background on mute
what the fuck are you incel twerps bickering about now
you're having a meltdown heatheryank
take a deep breath and relax
I think you're struggling to understand the concept that people much younger than you are starting to paint a very poor image of your age group, in the same way you did with millennials. Grow up man, you were never going to be le cool an aloof nick fuentes internet irony champs forever
Who cares!?
please stop calling me a yank
I'm from texas, yanks are from the north east
I'm just like you anglos
My great-great-great grandfather was actually scots-irish
Zoomers are post ironic patter gods compared to millennials
They thought harlem shake was funny. Said shite like “on fleek”. Embarrassing. Buzzfeed generation. And of course that god awful happy stomp clap music they all loved. And obsessed with bacon for some reason.
*enters the thread through the bog*
skibidi doop doop da beep beep YES YES
my gen alpha nephew was watching andrew tate at 7 years old and asked me why i don’t have passive income. gen alpha is fucked
as opposed to zoomers who listen to and talk like groid rappers
millennials setting the calendar for nintendo switch 2 release day like a giddy school child despite being 38
nope. i’m 22. from glasgow. no one I know my age actually watches streamers and e celebs. No one buys merch. no one watches twitch. people that do are seen as childish and stupid.
twerp
foy
We had a millinal art teacher who quit half way through the year because us zoomers would draw swastikas or drew hentai in class
kill yourself heatheryank literally nobody cares about anything you post you'll never have any friends and soon you won't even have people to annoy on /brit/ anymore
fr fr ong no cap on the stack dis millennial be bussin
err i do that and i’m 18..
Millennial lasses in skirts and tights
Zoomer lasses in their mum's jeans and a pair of filthy trainers
i understand the concept just fine you tedious cunt, i know they'll grow up and take the piss out of us and we'll deserve it, just as you do right now
that story of your niece/nephew is made up shit and you know it, you're trying way too hard
tummy's thumping
zoomers reminiscing of the time belle delphine had a 25% off onlyfans
kek he’s done you
but someone said 90% of zoomers are virgins at 25?
is he brown? serious question
youtu.be
british bros is this true
Emma Watson's butt makes the best kind of chocolate.
millennial couples be like
jumper wumper
Again, please stop calling me a yank. I'm Texan.
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
just measured the kitchen and living room. need new floors. now what? the flooring company website doesnt show all the types they have available so j cant choose
from glasgow
ah that explains it, bet livestreaming just caught on over there.
should have told him you passively stole his pocket money
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only two things that come from texas, boy
yanks and mexicans
“zoomers” are in their early 20s now
You idiots arguing about generations don't even know which one is which.
zoomers listening to a$ap rocky and 6ix9ine again
I miss highschool because I used to go around screaming the n word, breaking laptops and drawing swastikas everywhere
my experience mirrors yours almost to a T but they'll never really listen lad
some of the soylennials that inhabit this general can't cope with the fact that their time has come and gone
yea
he told asked me my height once and i told him 5’10 and i swear to god, he does this fake laugh tells me he will “heightmog” me “in ten years”
nope, white
you are a yank spiritually and physically
turn off the vpn and take a long hard look at your American flag
yanks are from the northeast
balding zoomers born in 2003 getting nostalgic for 2016 era memes
I wonder if I am old enough to start roids I mean I am 22 years old and most people in my gym do it
i was born in ‘99 but thanks for reminding me
i remember crushing zoomers in the mosh pit at death grips shows
zoomers havent even seen a female's hand before and they be talking about millenialchads and dey wives?
No, I'm not a yank.
I'm english, I'm a englishman born and bread.
My family are scots-irish.
America #1.
millennial taking his fat girlfriend on their 5th pilgrimage to disneyland this year
To be honest it’s far more an urban/provincial thing than a generational one
If you were brought up in some concrete jungle filled full of strangers and raised by a single parent and spent most of your runt life behind screens and never forming a sense of community then you will become a wee gremlin watching streamers and buying merch and having zero mates
If you were born like me into a loving two family household with parents that aren’t mongs and put effort into raising you, in an actual town, with hubs and clubs and a sense of belonging, knowing your neighbours, playing football and sports, going to church, then you will just be a normal British man and your generation will be largely irrelevant.
ay ay ay senor, yanks are from the northeast
ohhhhh danny boy
obese zoomers with anxiety disorder revving up another hentai v-tuber stream again
Ari Shekelstein ingeniously turning age groups against each other so nobody notices the latest batch of 100k Somalis he's smuggled in
yh you turned out very adjusted diego
when's the next incel mental breakdown rant scheduled?
Just had a massive painful shit
Need a lie down after that
Dunno how benders can take a bum hammering every night
No, you're not and you never will be. Turn off the VPN and think long and hard about how desperate you are to fit in here.
oh canny boy
the pints, the pints are calling
millennial landlord chads should charge zoomers double rent
two family household
playing football and sports
both?
somali zoomers don't even go out pirating on the high seas any more
Shut up!
If you were born like me into a loving two family household with parents that aren’t mongs and put effort into raising you, in an actual town, with hubs and clubs and a sense of belonging, knowing your neighbours, playing football and sports, going to church, then you will just be a normal British man and your generation will be largely irrelevant.
This nigga born under Ramsey McDonald
oh tranny boy
the rope, the rope is calling
and you’ve got breasts
your willy, it works no more
Nah broski the whole yank thing was just a larp. I'm english as can be.
Through and through I'm red, white and blue
loving two family household
a what now
soylenniallad hosting his 37th birthday at the local barcade
If a kid did that today he'd be sent to a supermax prison
zoomers making another GTA V top ten easter eggs again (its not a secret and can easily be found just by playing the campaign)
millennial submissively begging his HR karen boss if he can take days off to visit nintendo world in japan
yankified runts, the lot of ye
mistlands is a right pain in the arse
riding god's suspended bicycle
zoomer making another suicidal Dead By Daylight video rant
can’t imagine how grim your life is if such an upbringing sounds fanciful to you
this zoomer v millennial debate is just so tiring
youre american
someone’s set off a nuclear bomb of seethe in her L0L
Boomer giving his last dollar to israel again
all generation debates are boring
the only generation deserving of actual hatred are boomers
millennial bragging about the health benefits of his zucchini only diet while struggling to hold up his mug of coffee
zoomers get very mad about millennials doing things like axe throwing cos all they do on weekends is sit on their phones/computer
it’s literally one sad cunt in his 30s that thinks men his age supposedly shagging women in their early 20s makes him any less of an evil icnel ghoul rotting in his smeggy bedroom
Bro I'm british bro.
Why you say I'm american you twat-wanker?
zoomer: hey boss cant work this friday is that ok?
millenial: ummm... yeah.. hi, so, i sorta kinda need this friday off... it's like totally ok if not but could you like circle back to me and stuff? and may the 4th be with you!
it pervades the entire website honestly
millennial excitedly anticipating his weekendly dungeons and dragons playgroup
Gen X silently getting away with murder
zoomers dont have a job
roaring it’s actually like this lol
axe throwing was fucking gay and retarded
same with escape rooms
Millennials
created all internet culture
respectable side parting haircuts
suave
created Anon Babble and forums
RuneScape, Metal Gear Solid, GTA San Andreas, Zelda, Mass Effect, Burnout, Silent Hill, Pokemon, Skyrim
Powerful programmers
Taylor Swift
Zoomers
can't use a keyboard
broccoli haircuts and middle partings
wear high socks like old men
Fortnite, GTA V, Roblox, Minecraft
Discord
AI proooooompters
Billie Eilish
The choice is clear.
Millennials enjoying an escape room
Zoomers unable to escape their rooms
kek
BRITISH CULTURER SOUNDTRACK 4 UR HOLIDAY AFTERNOON:
youtube.com
zoomers looking at analogue clocks be like uhhhh rizz what the skibidi ohio is this hand at the top by the other is on the right?
millennials be like zoodles! spork! pi day! may the 4th be with you (yoda voice)! xD!
it do be like that
This reminds me of making a throwaway comment about religion and coming back three hours later to see people still arguing about it
some people born in the 70s and early 80s did some impressive things with computers! therefore i’m not a tragic cunt pushing 30 with no mates and no bird! hah! have that young men!
i’m a zoomer and i make more money than the top 10% of white milliennials make on average even now
BACON!!!!
the millennial stereotypes are 13 years out of date. I havent seen a soy beard since 2017
All the old cunts dossing about in here all day are severely rattled. Never seen anything like it. All the worst /brit/ posters are millennial. diego, spaki, sacked tranny.
42 year old soyllenial putting ravenclaw on his linkedin profile
I did that in 2022 but someone in my class once threw a computer mouse at a teachers head
anyone reckon I'm going to get a high first?
soys all got long covid and now wfh exclusively
IM AN 80s BABY
IM NOT SLIM, BUT I CAN BE SHADY
get it cooked
zoomers can't even grow beards
I am on the zoomers' side
t. Chadlennial
*enters an idle animation where I just scratch my arse every 30 seconds*
Zoomerbro being the only white lad in his friend group
zoomer runts btfo
the N key on my keyboard is damaged
his birth year starts with -19
Zoomers are far harder than millennials because they have to face ethnic cleansing from globalists and tyrannical lockdowns before they even reached adulthood.
done them
Are you a literal negro?
yeah and what did they do? sit at home cooming to neekolul and fortnite dancing errr yeah thank you aryanfuenteswarriorgroyper1488 you saved the white race
What's the Irish equivalent called again? I need to spam my thread for them to see
It's a whole building all mirrored. They had to paint yellow lines on the other side because Chinese tourists and Indian workers kept driving into it
I can grow pubic hair
t. special school pupil
millennials are all fat pudgy soft cunts with receded hairlines and patchy pube beards sitting playing their nintendo console from 30 years ago pretending they're still a child
If you keep your cat indoors you're a cruel bastard, I hate that people are trying to introduce that trend here
Incels are to blame for all the young mutts currently living in our country, if they would’ve accepted reality and just married the fat girl her kids would’ve been white but noooo she had to stoop to getting blacked for a partner
yeah sorry mate let me just eh overthrow the government and global neoliberal order by myself at em 16 years old great stuff
that is some looney tunes type shit lmfao
mad how you actually get crypto-poles with english accents now
Catberg will run away and never be seen again if I do that though
pelted that melt
feminism blew up during millennial peak years. now zoomers and gen a have to deal with HR karens running the world thanks to fat stupid braindead millennials sitting making lego statues in their smelly bedrooms
That's not how they work, they know their territory and have sense of direction
type shit
foy
don't you know the street will never love you like i do
wont be taking lectures on basedness from a generation of shut in discord losers posting spongebob memes all their life
Cats and cat owners are disgusting
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zoomers runts cried over not being able to vote to Remain in 2016
single childless millennial asking his mum for lego star wars sets for christmas at the tender age of 37
30
33
33
31
me and my colleagues have zero kids between us
the west is doomed
DOOMED
Reckon we should knock all this boring shite on the head for the next thread
are you blind
I think it would be more doomed if you were having kids mate.
itt: a load of pathetic old middle aged freaks seething over the fact that people younger than them exist
groypers mentioned
lil zoomerbro posting handsome squidward memes to save the white race again
one of my good mates is black and has 3 different white baby mothers lol. 3 women eliminated from the dating pool for incels. Crazy
You successfully harvest Poo
the pub next to me is full to the brim of fat millennial HR karens all the time since they all have excess disposable income to stuff down their gobs because millennial men are all feminist soft cunts who worship fat obese women with dyed hair. fucking despise what millennial culture has done to this country
I simply like seeing both take the piss out of each other seeing as their cultures are both so embarrassing
zoomerbvlls shagging all the valorant slim thick fine shyt egirls
soylennials meeting their fat wives on TV show subreddits
At mates house
Take a sneak peak inside his mums room
See this
"Anon, I didnt see you there.... you know I've been loney ever since my husband died. My son hasnt that been nice to me since he passed.... I've been looking for a big strong man to take care of me"
She lets loose the gown tie, revealing her perfectly sculpted 40 year old thick mummy body.
WYD?
was literally 12 when that happened all i cared about at the time was euro 2016 and a girl i fancied in my school
single childless millennial asking his mum for lego star wars sets
shows how braindead zoomers are: i already have all the sets
Orange man simply can't compete
im a zoomer but being 12 in 2016 is ridiculous fuck off lol
why were you born so late
interracial cuck fetish shite all sources back to millennials. you never see zoomers, gen a or boomers engaging in that shite. it's all millennials.
who the fuck emigrates to iran?
Zoomerbro seething so hard about not being able to travel to the EU without a visa he simply never leaves his smelly bedroom instead
2004 is literally core zoomer
Afghans mostly
was already old enough at the time to understand the full implications cause i spent my formative years reading stuff online
iranian pussy is that good
Easy to do that when your country doesn't pretend to care about human rights, international law, due process, etc.
Afghans, Syrians, etc.
Mad how they're all running barber shops in Britain
Lil bro is 20 on here
i’m actually late 2003
i was turning 13 but wasn’t yet in june 2016
millennial happily living as a slave to his jabba the hut girlfriend and being proud of fulfilling his feminist duty to women
I thought those were Turks?
being 20 on Anon Babble is fine
it’s a place for juvenile shitposting
in fact still being here at 20 is a bit embarrassing, it’s fucking far gone to be 23+ and still posting here like daily. Fucking tragic. Millennials have no leg to stand on here.
Zoomerbro (she/they)
early zoomers are the only non freak zoomers
had your parents shagged a year or two earlier you would've been in the big leagues
that's what it says on the sign but that's not the casegrp0
oh wow you guys are still going
It's a nursing home
You're wasting the best years of your life
Stop before it's too late
Its a retirement COMMUNITY!
were just straight up gonna rape rorke
heh, me and my friends? people our age? get this. were the cool ones!
Ah yes you have to be Turkish to work in a Turkish barbers
All those Indian restaurants are definitely run by Indians too
my friend’s millennial brother literally has his pronouns on his instagram profile
oldcunts get utterly flabbergasted whenever you bring this up lol they know they can't deny it
What's it like in Saudi? A good country to live in?
Anon Babble will still be going when i'm a pensioner and i'll still be posting shit like a teenager
hopping on a small boat to iran
millennials literally protested for poofter marriage lmao
oxymoron
yes mate that is indeed what i just said x