Catberg on a lead edish
/brit/
Just get a dog
second for me
right this is a good thread
WASSSSSSSSSSUP
cold today lads, just not on
erm...
right well that berg is sleepy
my favourite t-shirt has been stained by tea but I love it too much to change into something else
thats ok rorke the woke haven't banned that yet
any big bum lad in?
?
on the super mario 64 toil today
starmer's cockteased us with some nice summery weather now it's gonna be shite for the rest of the year
SCREAMING
How can you tell when there are no posts in it
actually howling at this
reporting this to nintendo
Sir Cold Weather
quite mad this
Don't see what's so funny about domestic violence?
um um um *farts in your face and flies through the thread*
Jan 4
um
Why would you brag about playing an emulated version when the game was ported natively to Windows and lesser OSes
piss off woke moralist
domestic violence
I'm woke because I don't agree with murder?
Man ‘decapitated and dismembered’ west London couple, court hears
rorke pulling out a warm can of barr cream soda from his umbro rucksack
dont get your pronouns in a twist you lefty loon
tf
not surprised you find that funny
don't you find it funny too?
child tragically dies in car accident on M6
I am no a fan of women's rights
how many rustlers burgers do you reckon you could scan in a single sitting if challenged?
unironically british politics is more interesting and funnier than american politics nowadays. I wonder what happened? I thought you guys had decorum and
no. its horrible
there's a reason i obsess over it, it's hilarious
what a grim question
4
do blind people listen to porn and wank?
I remember wnen a minivan 9f Indians were killed on the M1 years ago I literally burst out laughing. It was funnier when they said "they were going to Disney World"
LMFAO
No, they listen to your thighs rub together when walking up the stairs.
they're so silly, i don't think many of them are serious
rorke, here is your chicken nuggets
/ brit/
Get Me her as
a Girl Friend !!
few months back our local park had a bunch of human sized shits appearing over night. There was no way this was dog shit, it was legitimate human shit. Big batches of it. The locals were going into overdrive with rumours, ranging from pranks to the paranormal. Our local councillor along with some special police constables set a stakeout over night to catch the culprit. Turns out a refugee family's toilet in their one bedroom flat was broken. They didn't want to complain to the lad they were renting it from for fear of deportation so the whole family (8 of them) would go to the park after dark to do their business.
Not related but I just found it funny
deliverooing wine cos i'm too lazy to go to the shop
Two Brits are killed and two more injured when their car overturns in horror crash at Moroccan tourist hotspot
parents have gone out, might listen to the porno on full blast
proper goycattle you
i thought u were gay
/flat chest gf/
get it on the big TV
sophie thatcher sex arse
the whole paki "rape" gangs thing was exaggerated
many of the so called victims were just sluts who willingly had sex with the pakis and they happened to be under a certain age
uuohhhhh ToT
Immigrants are disgusting
‘Outstanding’ father who was attacked with acid dies in hospital
if i get two bottles the markup on each isn't too bad
why do pakis love throwing acid at people?
yes this is about what i would expect from a mexican flag
Bring back the hot weather i say
pakis
britain cries out for sun and chebs
Not sure about you lads but I don't find people suffering very funny
Got my Fred Perry polo and Dr Martens boots on today
There was an element of coercion in most of these cases but its true that some of the girls were probably just after drugs and sex.
There was a Mumsnet thread where they all shared childhood stories about their time in school and pretty much all the posts mentioned at least one case of girls way below 16 dating men over 18
has adam been in here seething about trent yet?
Found myself crying after reading the wiki for the tomb of the unknown warrior (UK)
16 years sober today! went from being homeless with no car to the life I couldn’t even have dreamed of. Super grateful.
this chinaman's a bit good at the ol' snooker
tomb of the unknown incel
lahore type rizz got them wooing
Screaming at this
a popeyes opened near me. should i try it?
Imagine you were at some theme park and everyone except you and this peng 14 year old got frozen in time and the only way to unfreeze time was to fuck her senseless haha. Imagine how funny that would be haha
do bongs have a single national fast food chain? pretty much all you the ones you niggas mention is burger made
UM UM UM
curious post
Ready to do a racism lad?
well now, what do we have here?
you have to do WHAT???
does brazil have any?
um
H-haha yeah.... I guess it would be kinda jokes
gregs!
Just a reminder lads it’s free and easy to report a very concerning post like this online, you can tip off authorities anonymously
Very concerning this, lads
Favourite Demon's Souls level?
yes
closest thing we have is Greggs I guess. We used to have Wimpys burgers, which technically is a US chain but I think the US branches all died out decades ago yet it still remained here until the 2010s
That'll be another 5 billion please goy
Not concerning at all, those Palestinians need exterminating
Fast food itself is an American import.
Why should there be 200m Pakis in the world but only 10m Swedes? Utterly vile.
Age of Consent in China is 14 :)
Do you really expect me to believe you were only pretending to be a paedophile on the internet for a laugh?
...and what are they?
Always!
nobody's stopping swedes from reproducing until they hit 200m mate
RIP
Not enough BAMEs present at VE Day really were there? A victory for racism if anything.
Russia - Ukraine
Meh, boring slav proxy war
Israel - Palastine
Jews actually killing arabs themselves for once, pretty unique
But the one we're all waiting for
India - Pakistan
Imagine the pure kino
ok but I don't fancy chinks
ok well, enjoy being an incel my guy
Don't think I'll get extradited mate
habibs, bobs and giraffas prolly the biggest ones
snooker went woke
where's this rain then?
Don't
Got sick off of their food on 2 separate occasions
image of tiny and harmless creature
"rorke"
Will be carnage on the streets of Britain
Judge noncealot clearly doesn't understand the power of (you)'s. I'd kill a new born of it meant I got 100 (you)'s
He did 20 years in the can
Not a single fuckin peep
everyday it starts raining in the middle of the night and then daytime is sunny and hot as hell
only way this ends
Pissing out my knob, into my mouth
The only thing you'll ever be able to kill are your scales, you fat cunt.
Dint fink of that angle lad, it'd be glorious!
just went to habibs.com.br and a ghostly john mcafee appeared to put a guiding hand on my shoulder
shan't be investigating the others
sent that fat cunt flying
they make some bomb ass sfihas
Trips of truth
how is that concerning? it was the plan since the beginning
UK fast food is basically just fish and chips and kebab shops
Got a mssive poo currently brewing lads
cheese toastie off da radiator
Still pretending to actually be Brazilian, is he?
How droll
raddyiator
poo smells
might go for a walk to the shop
You compromised.
I don't forget.
he's making up names of brazilian fast food franchises now to keep up the shtick
mad how fit they are
based Putin
x.com
Is nandos still a thing in the UK?
Bless you.
next time, there'll be no next time
giraffas looks nice though
gay penis poo porn
If you told a Briton in 1938 that they'd fight a war against Germany, lose 400k people but win thanks to America and Russia, lose 80% of its territory, and get flooded by millions of browns and blacks in the next 80 years, I wonder what would happen.
Prince Louis zesty asl lmaoooo
He really needs a friend
snooker died the moment they stopped drinking pints during the match
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Yeah it's shit
Listening to sunny day real estate again
Based
lov the one where one of them has a fire extinguisher
Can't even look at schoolgirls in their tights now, proper Sharia society we are
IIIIIN CIIIIRCLES
mad how
windows has an update every once in a while and its always something dogshit that makes it worse
linux seems to update every time i open my laptop and has no noticeable effect ever
Why are there no subtle memes these days? (Outside of /brit/, ofc ;) )
imagine normie taking his kids to see the minecraft movie and the zoomer squad act like this randomly kek
twitter link of a video that doesnt even have sound
Anon Babble is so fucking dogshit now why should i not just browse there instead?
Britain lost WW2.
can't update to windows 11 cause my laptop is nearly a decade old
weird, my windows doesn't do this
You should!
it is the worst operating system ever made and makes every single moment at work a living hell
Ive got windows updates turned off me
fundamental skill issue
Haha! Okay! I won't just stay here to spite you
looks like that's summer over with then. soon be christmas.
I won't just stay
That's the spirit lad!
elaborate
mad we used to have a film industry, not just making american films but actual british films starring british people speaking british english cor
no
grindr date tonight bailed because he's got stomach worms
I'm considering switching to Linux when Windows 10 support ends.
Don't know what's the best way to do it though. Entirely new PC build? I only have one PC.
soon be christmas.
Yeah, thank god that's finally over.
imma get real zesty with it xx
imma get real zesty with it xx
why not
it must be because you have no idea what you're talking about and compulsively made le skill issue post due to autism
I don’t fear the winter months as much now that I’ve had a cute gf to snuggle for a few years. It’ll all be alreet lads
grinchposting was 1.5 years ago
always wondered why his feet are so slippy
uh oh meltie brewing
There are no good games to play lads...
90% of zoomers havent even been on a date before and they're reaching 25 years old this year lmfao what a bunch of losers
another catchphrase
SIR CHIGGIN JOKEY
Mario
Play fortnite with me :)
grow up
obliblbion remarseturd
time for a wank then
*opens roblox*
Blue Archive
get the minesweeper on
/brit/ is over and it's never coming back
kind of sad when you think about it
Rare day off toil and I'm just sat in my smelly bedroom talking to you lot again
I'm playing Victoria 3, Terraria Calamity Mod and Overwatch 2. All pretty fun atm
^_____^
Sounds like a complete load of bollocks this. The vast majority of 25 year olds aren’t virgins
50 quid for a 20 year old game
I'd say how do they think they'd get away with this, but the gamercattle surely paid in their millions
Expedition 33 looks kino
Made by a small team of white male developers and it's a success, how surprising
The modern games industry is too bloated
Miss the sharty
Not true at all. Most 25 year olds are unemployed depressed mongs and permavirgins
first berserker khazan
quid for a 20 year old game
could not be me right now
love when windows update takes seven fucking hours to install and slows your entire system down the entire time marvelous just marvelous
fucking jeets at microsoft must spend all day standing around bashing pots and pans together instead of actually working
mental how badly i mindraped dtfic
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33[a] is a 2025 role-playing video game developed by French studio Sandfall Interactive and published by Kepler Interactive. Taking place in a dark fantasy Belle Époque setting, the game follows the volunteers of Expedition 33 who set out to destroy the Paintress, a being causing the yearly Gommage, erasing those above an ever-decreasing age.
Sounds incredibly homosexual
why do people keep giving hasan piker attention
Silent Hill was made by a small team of Asian men and women. Take that rorke!
telemetry takes time sir please be patient
its already cracked?
lol what a load of shit, it’s still very much the norm to lose your virginity in your teens
Practicing poo retention
Made by a small team of white male developers
lie on rorke
lil ausbro waiting seven hours for the internet to reach his cattle station
well I'll find out wont I
Thinking about the time they gave Charlie Brooker two hours of TV to talk about the best games ever and he gave the number one spot to Twitter, bet he cringes daily at that now
those all look like white people to me
not wrong though
Jelk!
how is twitter a game
yeah?
when are you going to get a job
honourary aryans
you will not get away with this...
It's a bank holiday mate
maybe you should go outside then instead of banging on about absolute tripe
need my neighbour out of business
alri needlesslyargumentativedickheadmong what have you got planned for today x
He posted, from his computer in his smelly childhood bedroom
the zoomer cowers in fear and anxiety
heard he's going to get one of those bicycle generators
ktim when i see a group of ugly drunk 40y old women at the end of a night out
x.com
Always breathe a sigh of relief when it says "suspected spam" and i dont have to answer it
Do people really just interrupt their day to take phone calls from whatever random Indian fella rings them then? Mental behaviour
not zoomer and I hate this too, just don’t ring me do u know what I mean
Gooning out of control.
soylennials making up their little fantasies about zoomers again to cope about the fact they're 30+ and still spending their days on the mongolian basketweaving forum
apparently zoomers can't tell the time on regular clocks, anymore due to only using digital clocks
also americans apprently can't read a 24 hour clock
Does this happen in the UK?
screaming, me too
Immediately just reject the call
also americans apprently can't read a 24 hour clock
This is true, they call it military time
I think the funny thing about millianials is that they easily bullied by zoomers. I am still laughing about how my former manager banned from ever returning to his store over being called soyboy
Post a good leftypol joke
Not any more
tin of mackerel and an apple for lunch
a good leftypol joke
lads did you hear zoomers can't even count to ten anymore they just get distracted halfway through and go on their blasted ipad to watch tik taks
I think you read too many internet buzz articles that aren’t based on any real data
It's an amazing game. Deserves all the praise.
that would be the soylennial way of things
Is this the fabled brainrot?
The worst thing ever was that a girl who was 40 wouldn't date me when I was 17 because I was a "baby"
there are analogue clocks everywhere tho
Wish she was holding my COCK instead of whatever it is thats in her hand
I can read any clock I want
follow her on instagram
she's a big chud and is pro trump
fry up for dinner
I'm a sailor man from Glasgow town.
never learnt how to read or write but that doesnt hold me back
i go for walks with cocks i suck ur mam down by the docks
baffling post
Gross, id still cum on her face any day thoughbeit
girl
40
Imagine being 35 years old and getting angry when a 21 year old guy calls you a soyboy
HERE WE GO AGAIN
Unironically toillass brings her kid into work sometimes and he can't even do a bit of homework without having some screeching Minecraft Youtuber on in the background, very grim
same
I'll be starting my job as a clerk this month
the game was yesterday
get it fukkin maid
/brit/ just lost the game
you're toiling with Anon Babble in the background you smelly neek
*rapes you in half*
dawsgaggq3gq44
flung that geriatric cunt to neptune
diddled that fat mongo's arse
bit fucked up that
x.com
it was a draw
celtic and rangers drew
no one won the game or lost the game because it ended in a draw
toiling
Um, mate..
imagine sucking a 35 year old girl soyboy down by the docks
*uppercuts you into space and hits you with an RKO when you descend down to earth*
I'm a sailor man from Glasgow town.
*lands on your cock*
*starts sparking rorke freaks the fuck out*
u wouldn’t with those limp wrists lad
*teleports behind you the instant before your fist connects with my jaw and rapes your arse*
I've roamed this world around and round.
*starts sparking, freaking rorke out*
on the wine. might start making din dins soon.
WHERE IS IT THEEEEEEEN
caveman rorke blaming the ice age on the jews
grim alkie twat
Graffiti on the wall (of the celts, of the celts)
rude
caveman leftypol saying mammoths are going extinct cause rorkes campfires are releasing too much smoke into the atmosphere
*uses AOE noxious arse gas on the entire thread*
*holds a dagger towards where i know your teleported body will be, stabbing you will your big hard beautiful cock pierces my bum*
AND IT SAID
someone post that chart that showed zoomer men at 90% virginity but the zoomer women gradually falling at the same time, implying millenialchads were sweeping in
the poo?
soyllennial freak living out his sex fantasies vicariously through fucking excel graphs LOL
Haven't you got some Star Wars funkopops to shove up your arse?