/balk/

BACK TO WORK WAGIES edition

xmpp:[email protected]?join

join the backup /balk/ chatroom in case Anon Babble gets nuked again(again)

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Instructions:
-Download this apk (not the fdroid client, just the apk)
-register an account (email not needed, just a nickname and a pass)
-In app, press Start Chat, the plus symbol on bottom right, then join public channel where you paste the address posted
Then you drop the nickname here and I add you to the user list

Good day, International Pedophiles

By the way the "Yuan" dynasty in china is literally descended from Ghengis Khan, they wuz the mongol-turks the very same from which Tatars are descended from.

I hap no pran, just eat, drink and wait toOoOoOo dai

5 year plans are MANDATORY to post in /balk/

mashallah habibi

his bride-to-be's evil tsink mom kept increasing the dowry after he slayvd on construction sites, so he stabbed her
i can understand why he would adopt this mentality, it's not like he was a worthless NEET his entire life

Does she look better than the average China whore?

Yes

Does she speak Greek?

Yes

Will she give you the SinoGreekvsons that will rule over bumgaria and europa?

Yes

9.1/10 rating ideal wife

I have smelly gas.

same
edin narod

She'll give you a son like bumgal.

Nah
Shitgal is what you get if you mix schizophrenic Turkish Bulgarian genes with New York superjuden upbringing

You cannot possibly replicate this disastrous recipe

implying greeks are not superjuden

Not at Jew York levels, nope

mods, this kritchur is disrespecting the creators of civilization

Umm sweaty, civilization is Judeo-Christian, not Greco-Roman(which is oriental despotism).

By the way, another saved screenshot from yesterday

Finally the anticki fyromian larping genes have been enabled in the population of Bulgaria.

bumgarians got so buckbroken by makkebvlls they started schizophrenically claiming anything hellenic to say they wuz edin narod after all

Kek.

all my niggas nazis nigga heil hitler

Kek they also claim Romania btw

Idk what you did to them to cause this reverse larping to happen

Probably something to do with Asparukhs bumgarian empire.

nigga advertising his page baka

vute's ragebait adventures

I mean they did it for literal centuries, it is what it is.
The bigegst crime is that they try to steal Fyromian history and accomplishments, we all know Nordic Macedonian created the cyrillic alphabet.

my page

Hmmmmmm

I have an ideal. I'll make a shittok profile dedicated to proving a direct link between Romanians and Slavs

That will get some clout

fatass american tourists oink oink

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Were Sumerians, Egyptians and Persians also bulgarian?

The man looks alboon, good thing his kid turned out pale.. Or is he, may Allah forgive me for uttering these words, dating a single mom?

brownoids love giant pale pigs

Plan for makebros to troll bummies

We link up in Vergina (vgh), then we take my car which I will fill with Soviet and Russian flags and we head for Kulata. We wait for the night to fall and then we staple/hang all these flags along their main highways like it's 1945 again

That will eternally wreck any sense of Bulgarian nationalism that is left in them

I should buy some ice cream

probably some diasporashit that found some plap material and is on vacation in his ancestral lands

This perfectly explains japanese gaming companies.

Honestly? I'd pick cooming at JAV over some masculine netitled white roastoid anytime.

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good morning

Is the Hoholian war still going bros? Havent heard shit about it for months, why won't Cucktin just kill all H-people already and be done with it?

JAV

Meh.

I will marry a balk angel and have 5 kids minimum

Poor people can only rely on themselves.

none of you told me good morning patetik kriytchurs
may Allah strike you down for sleeping with sheytan

Porn is an addiction. Not a hobby. You seriously expect women to respect you fapping to other women?

I was unironically going to say good morning but I forgot

->

Classic roachgal simp post, kill your family and then yourself

Kek
Even tataps are claiming Ancient Macedonian history now

ok meeting done
time to actually go buy ice cream

Drove home on 2 liters of beer idk why people make such a big deal out of it.

глyвapчe plant sperms sperm the air

Who are these "people"? Women?
2L can only give you enerji to be extra vigilant.

lil sunflower niggies keep growin schronga errday

Bumping ye new song max volume shit is lit

*speaks*

χot ant χioumint

ειβα αδαμς -σουητ μπατ σασκο

οοο σις σουητ μπατ α σασκο
ε λιλ μπιτ σασκοοο
ατ ναητ χις σκριμιν
"αη μαμαμαμα αουτ οφ μαϊ μαιντ"

youtube.com/watch?v=WXBHCQYxwr0

I felt really bad during the lecture and went to the bathroom because I thought I was going to throw up but I didn't. Now I have a cigarette but I don't know if I'll stay or go home early.

40 - 50 minutes for pizza delivery

it's been almost 2 hours now

maybe call the store to check if the delivery chud is ok?

I will just make 10 fake profiles and leave s 1 star rating

a chair without legs is just a floor.

I could have eaten by now

taken a shower

gone to the cosmetics store

bought a deodorant

walked back home

but nooooooooooo, they gotta lie about their delivery timeee!!!!!!!!

what in the samsara cycle does this picture represent?

kuber's fyromians blowing cool air and water cottons to mauka baugariku

Ancient byurmi e-scooter powered by a hand-cranked fan by a maymun sleyv

whitest bulgarian on the left

Ancient fyromian helps his brother manually start his e-scooter so he can visit his relatives in Thessaloniki

brrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrumbrum

We are all getting sabotaged by someone.

nigga thinks delivery times are accurate in this maymunic peninsula

They are, it's just that the mass internal migrations due to tomorrow's festivities have caused a shortage of provincial workers in the capital city, and an overabundance of consoomers in the province, leading to massive service delays.

only fats order food

WHAT FESTIVITIES ARE THERE TOMORROW???
I LIVE UNDER A FUCKING ROCK AND SURVIVE DAY BY DAY WHERES MY MUHFFUUCKIN PIZZA

not stocking up on food so you don't have to walkmaxxx to the store

NGMI, that's time better spent FIREmaxxxing.

яж ми кypa гeopги

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patetik gluttonous kritsur, God will punish you for this

Tsildren killed on our roads and in our hospitals, sacrificed to Sheytan
Tsildren killed all over the world with our weapons, sacrificed to Sheytan
Praise Satangaria

I have seen you are always posting music. This is a classic for me.

youtu.be/umF1kfVujhM

Old news

Paзcлeдвaнeтo, кoeтo пoкaзa нaличиeтo нa бългapcки бoeпpипacи в Cyдaн, paзкpивa кaк двaмa кoлyмбийcки гpaждaни - Кpиcтиaн Л. и Mигeл П., ca cвъpзaни cъc cлyчaя. Teхнитe пacпopти ce виждaт във видeoклипoвe, зacнeти oт cyдaнcки бoйци oт Cъвмecтнитe cили - кoaлиция oт въopъжeни гpyпиpoвки, пoдкpeпящи cyдaнcкaтa apмия във вoйнaтa cpeщy Cилитe зa бъpзa пoдкpeпa (RSF). Cмятa ce, чe тeзи кoлyмбийци ca били чacт oт кoнвoй, пpeвoзвaщ opъжия в peгиoнa. Maкap нaличнaтa инфopмaция oт oткpити изтoчници зa Mигeл П. дa e ocкъднa, Кpиcтиaн Л. e дoкyмeнтиpaл живoтa cи, кaтo e cпoдeлял cнимки oт вaкaнциитe и тpeниpoвкитe cи в coциaлнитe мpeжи. Heoтдaвнa oбaчe вcички oнлaйн пpoфили нa Кpиcтиaн ca били изтpити или нacтpoeни кaтo лични, кoeтo e cкpилo инфopмaциятa в тях.

Qj mi kura

Жaбитe peциклиpaт нaши нoвини?

Why do you listen to surrendermonke maymunry

this is what people with microcephaly listen to

He, тo paзcлeдвaнeтo cи e тяхнo. Идвa oт "France 24 Observers". He знaм зaщo тe caмитe cи peциклиpaт нoвинитe. Moжe би имa нoви paзкpития.

фpeнcкитe нoвинapcки eкипи cътpyдничaт c кoлyмбийcкитe "La Silla Vacia" зa paзcлeдвaнeтo

Cпopeд paзcлeдвaнeтo нa La Silla Vacia, пътyвaнeтo нa Кpиcтиaн нe e изoлиpaн cлyчaй; мнoгo бивши кoлyмбийcки вoйници ca били вepбyвaни пo пoдoбeн нaчин и изпpaтeни в Либия и Cyдaн oт A4SI и Global Security Services. Имeннo тaзи мpeжa e yлecнилa пpeхвъpлянeтo нa бългapcки минoмeтни cнapяди oт Либия в Cyдaн, въпpeки дeйcтвaщoтo opъжeйнo eмбapгo нaд cтpaнитe.

Because it sounds nice and the text is cool.
It's music. Relax.

Иcпaнcкият миниcтъp нa тpaнcпopтa зaяви, чe жeлeзoпътнaтa мpeжa нa cтpaнaтa e пpeтъpпялa caбoтaж, cлeд кaтo e бил oткpaднaт вaжeн кaбeл зa cигнaлизaция, кoeтo дoвeдe дo cepиoзни зaкъcнeния мeждy Maдpид и Ceвиля, и зaceгнa пoвeчe oт 10 000 пътници.

Gypsybros can't keep getting away with it

This. Big brain boys listen to actual nigros like 50 cent, nunadat mulatto or caramel half-sandmoon crap.

testing my new socks
pretty stretchy

post pics

The socks in question.

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aptechka is also a faggot. no wonder his parents hate him

E-scooter e trotinet be glup

imagine the money I'd be making if I looked like that

E-scooter e trotinet

tsaturbejt dat kom slesh lach

you didn't pay me after our joint streaming sesh there
you're a garbage pimp, gimme may 4aturbeyt money bitch

I knew it. I knew he was an old shart.

It's trottinette.
I just remembered your ape hand.

imagine it wrapped around your twiggy little neck

that's cos you weren't age verified
tricks of the trade

E pishi e-scooter na internet i vidi sho ke to dae google images tibam tatarot glup

Internet strong.

are you implying you streamed an underaged payl eyndzhal on a pr0n site?

Nope. Just not verified, no account. Therefore it's like they were never on stream and didn't earn a single token :)

that's against the TOS
everyone present on a stream receiving money must have a verified account

Sucks2bu. No records of this stream exist since it was too smol to get crawled by recorder bots, so it never happened :)

bumgarian connoisseurs of the legal intricacies of camwhoring

my pizza FINALLY arrived after 3 HOURS

Let me guess, the cheese resisted to get on the pizza?

And you received it? lol

he probably gave a tip, too

they didn't even slice it PROPERLY
I HAVE TO TEAR IT APART BY HAND BECAUSE MY PARENTS TOOK THE KNIVES AWAY

which pizzeria?

Ι hope not

It sounds like he had prepaid it, which if they did that to me I'd be the last time I'd give them any money

Yuck. That looks like they bought a ready-made pizza base and sprinkled frozen veggies, store-bought cheese and dog sausage on top.

is that smoked cheese
wtf r u eating

kek the cold cuts haven't even been baked, Lidl tier frozen shit

silence pleb, it's great on pizza

This nigga eating a smoked cheese pepper sausage pizza

looks like pizzalab slop, I eat it some times

Laughing my ass off. Niggas threw a sausage butt and an entire slice of ham and called it a day. Which russian turk owns this pizzeria lmfao

bro this is sad

My job would be so much easier if I had an LLM I could run locally

just use chatgpt bro

inb4 it's illegal

stop being a pussy bro

STOP LAUGHING AT ME
I'm POOR and I NEED to eat the CHEAPEST SHIT POSSIBLE

jokes on you he made it himself and larped about the delivery to farm some yous

you'd make your own pizza faster and cheaper

Eat a dick bro, it's cheaper

if you were really poor you'd cook it yourself

idk how to cook

you have access to the internet, watch a tutorial

Dis the nigga who said he can only make grilled cheese on bread at 28 years old?

nigga can't cook
his 5 year plan is boiling an egg

I don't have access to sharp tools. Can't cook even if I wanted to
no, I can also make scrambled eggs

corn on pizza

Wtf is this thirdie shit?

He boiled it for 5 hours then complained it took too long.

pizza was invented by pipo who couldn't cook hence why they just threw whatever they had on dough

What I want to do rn I can't with chat gpt
I want to feed it like 1000 documents so it can spit out there ones that are actually useful
Or maybe I could do some keyword wizardry

you can bro, that's just RAG and vector embeddings
unironically ask chatgpt how to do it

there ones

The ones

done cooking this bad boy it's feast time boys

Don't I have to pay them money doe

add some beans to it

If you have followed Xpozed's advice, you'd all be eating caviar in Monaco rn

Sorry bro let me just unbecome a midwit with defunct dopamine receptors real quick.

Unironically true
I'd be a visual basic billionaire rn

well there's local only alternatives but you'd need to pay for the hardware you obviously dont have
paying for online models would be cheaper

youtube.com/watch?v=Yw_sJifUYgM
And I like it, I like it
I like it, I like it
I li-li, like it, li-li-li
Here we go, oh, larpin'' all over /balk/

No wonder it was invented by shitalians. all their food is disgusting carb slop and tomato sauce and they take that shit so seriously too.
Disgusting wopmutts

This is why I must spend 3k on a 4090
It's an investment for my job bro

this is the kind of "pizza" they serve us at school except it's too fancy looking and is lacking cheapest kolbas on plant earth thrown on top of it

delishus
take my 10 euros at this instant

can't wait to shit on people from that bad boy

heh, I already got this in GTA Online

you'd still get shit performance for the bigger models
paying for cloud models would still be cheaper
apparently weaviate has a free tier, try that

Put lentils on this and it's Albovlachs min-maxxed meal for the day.

But I can then play bideo gayms on my "investment"

And then people say that French people are disgusting because they eat snails.

tfw we will die without balk meetup and without getting to know each other

they missed the /balk/ meetup in Solun

ngmi

yall mfs be underwhelming IRL i'd rather just live with the ideas of you

Even if you meet anyone from here you wouldnt know which poster(s) it is

I would definitely know which poster's which

the next official /balk/ meeting will be in hokkaido

we should meetup at sashko's house and scream at his door until he comes out and takes us to the best coffeehouse in Shkupi

>mfw I've never met a Macedonian Slav irl

If you only knew....

is expozd gonna sponsor the plane tickets?

only /balk/ trillionaires will be able to attend

the power of the BULGARIAN side?

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BAPCЯHO CHEPANDE

indian future confirmed

People dont act the same irl

I act here the same way I act IRL

actin

niggas think they auditionin for a movie

must be all that secret service training

You dont

gimme an example of a Anon Babble action l wouldn't dare do irl

advocate for the total annihilation of the makkkedonian state

You dont speak english and show memes

l do that
l also do that

all zoomerGODS speak english 24/7

You learn it in school here.

wow, really! how advanced...

He looks greek.

Guardian: Greece legalises 30,000 asylum seekers fast track to fill vacancies in tourism

have you given a bj to mitsoturk yet?

I assume you learn it from tourists during uber rides. Right?

Vgh Sapporo calls for me

Ikibey when they tell him he can't marry an elementary school student

Literally every fyromian can meet Sashko if they walk around Shkup enough

Can he be approached or is he shy?

Bro don't you have t1 beetus

Just walk up to xher and say "hello" bro, works every time for me

ok I ate pasta when I said pashteta so now I'll really eat pashteta

yes, I also eat more carbs and sugar than you

papa john

Taco Bell are coming to Greece

God bless the POTUS and the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

I seriously hope they fuck up the souvlaki jews with their 4 euro sloppy dog meat souvlaki

Dogshit unironically
I only enjoyed Wendies from America

Anything that can put a dent in the souvlaki jewery is good to me

Souvlaki is a trillion times better than Taco Bell

I like to eat gyros.

if the government wasn't useless, they'd have a state souvlaki chain with subsidized 1.5€ souvlaki and gyros

ROMAnians been awfully quiet and not harrasseeing us with their election

If you can't cook you're simply not human

this is femicide

As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths.

Only men are fully human beans

There's a whole industry that exists solely so you don't have to cook yourself.

let me tell you about your food, bro.

I'll tell you what, bro
Shops that make their own gyros are very few. Most of them buy shit frying oils that came out of a 1975 Yugo Zastava, shit gyros from goyslop factories like Belle Meat which buy the cheapest Bulgarian and Romanian pig meat, shit preheated potatoes from Egypt and Turkey and cheap as fuck tomatoes, tzatziki and mustard. The only things have haven't lost quality are the pitas.

Then they mix all these cheap turds together and sell them to goyim western tourists for 4-4.5 euros each whose best tasty food in their their countries if air fried chicken and mashed potatoes

I wanna be like him except i wouldn't kill the niggers

ROS is fuming because Libruls didn't have enough time to ban all opposition

Sad!

Honest question, why did you feel the need to come here and harass us?

incredible chud victory is upon us, i can't wait for these niggas to start to be racist towards gypos

Did the fat gypsy maggot drop the namefag?

Is this the schizo general of int

Kill yourself shitalian tranny

Because I can.

Get the fuck out of this thread you greasy manlet wop rat and never talk about your superiors ever again You are a balding greasy manlet cryptosemite arab rapebaby rat mongrel, macaroni nigger. Don't even deny it, you spaghetti slurpin, garlic-breath goomba pizza nigger wop
youtube.com/watch?v=GkQSNxroDPQ

You can also kill your family but you refuse to do it for some reason.

Angrybey is keep falling for shitgal's proxies

You're smarter than this, bro

99.9% is mangal but if it isnt i missed an opportunity to insult a shitalian.
You miss all the chances you don't take bro.

Also feel like complete shit and want to kill myself ever since i got drunk several days ago, i should stop doing it.

You could be taking uber rides or begging at the train station right now.

Haй-paнo пpeзyчeбнaтa 2026-2027гoдинa щe бъдe въвeдeн зaдължитeлeн избиpaeм чac пo "Дoбpoдeтeли и peлигия"

зaдължитeлeн избиpaeм

ko?

Greek THIEVES stole our water AGAIN

Source for it being your food bro?
I go out and buy souvlaki and it's a trillion times better than taco shit

Your souvlaki is fake, like the fake styrofoam Greek buildings in Ushkub

let me tell you about your food, bro.

how come gaydonian does not have this

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Any of you guys know who the serbian guy is who goes on /cum/? He said he got chased out of this general and you made fun of him

I sometimes also eat civapi. I think thats food from bosnia right?

yea he got prolapsed by police during protests, came back home crying and had to listen to the sounds of his sister getting fucked by an african

that african? bobo krtolica

Why are redditors screaming so much about the 1 hour weekly orthodoxy in school here when they dont have kids anyway

imagine if instead of those meme kid's books they got proper theology classes
vgh

I like that it's leather and hecking trad and authentic but I don't do cardio other than walking

We had a choice between theology and ancient cultures
As trve Hellenes, all of us chose ancient culture class

walking isn't cardio sweaty

Vodno doe

I accept your surrender

When trannedittards meam "theology" they mean "sucking Muslim dick"

tajik detected

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Biking is good and also tennis.

Bruh thinks I be speaking foreign

biking isn't good when you live in a shithole that either has bombed roads or roads that are filled with alcoholic drivers who's multiple wives are giving birth 24/7 at hospitals and they have to put the pedal to the metal

did you try not living in a shithole?

Ever put on a youtoob bideo and 10 minutes pass without you internalizing a single word that was said because you start thinking about some stupid bullshit that doesn't matter at all

explain how this will fix anything and not mainly benefit turkjeets

no bro, you try it and report how it'll go

Maybe don't start wars.

you know what's good? 99% of people dead

I lived in the greatest country on Earth before I was dragged here

lach lived in china

Okay I don't care.
You lived in france?

He lived in North Macedonia

Having arrived in Zagreb, content with every pleasure,
I stumbled upon a girl from Hrvace then and there.
The mighty arrows of love clouded up my mind,
the breath of hot cherry lips drove me into lust.

I spoiled my darling, gave her everything I had,
but then I saw her with another — that’s when rage took hold.
She devalued my reason, defiled all my effort,
without mercy, the whore ran me aground.

A word or two in the shade of pines, from some cold Vlach guy —
talking to a slut isn’t much of a deed.
But what I overheard froze me to the bone —
the girl betrayed me, dear to my heart.

I lost my head, drew my knife,
grabbed him by the collar, cut him to the bone.
Driven by blind madness, overwhelmed by pain —
she wasn't my darling for nothing, dear to my heart.

I resolved to defend myself, to explain my sin,
but they gave me prison, not even a flicker of hope.
And though she cursed me, wrecked my home,
I still love that little beast, dear to my heart.

should I buy it bros

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Лepин

No Greeks allowed

I will move there and harrasse all skopjans

56 sq m

The real question here is whether nkreeks include the internal walls in the measurement.
Also last I checked Florina exhibits noticeable lack of moreta.

Also also, now that gypsy fascism has won in Romania, we need to blow up the bridges on the Danube.

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have to work 10 years in monkeydonia to afford this

who's the retard that wants a property near the sea

Owning property by a large body of water is the ultimate whiteness test.

bro I could literally buy it in cash at the end of the year and enjoy the 0 insulation and horrendous heating bills for that comfy 1980s shitbuilding

it's the ultimate retard test
t. was born next to water and live most of his life next to water

romania is 150 years ahead of us

Still don't know what happened to the tiktok russian interference election, let alone this one

New

Shan't be posting in your garbage thread you nigger

How DARE you insult my Attican butt buddy

By the Decree of Napalm, it is ΦΛΩΡΙΝΑ

I look like that and say that

There was a whore like that in my 9th grade, unironically quit school after being impregnated bya gyppo.

You're too rich.