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Might become gay

Sad to admit but Halo 3 makes me like nostalgic but in a bad way. A yearning for better times.

rorke on the maddest of mad ones

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bit too zesty

Skyrim

he shags and you don't

Sir Kweir Starmer

modding Skyrim

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Running this the new fat girl trend on tiktok. Theyll ‘run’ for like a year, still be fat, and still only do a 5k in like an hour and receive endless applause and affirmations for doing so.

bizarre that you'd think my post was even remotely scornful

shagging rorke's spotty, slightly hairy bum

how was this guy a real person

bro was built like an ark character

do you have proper shoes
my advice if you are just starting is to go much slower than you think is "normal" - even walking or slow jogging is ok
you can concentrate on building pace later
better just to go out for 40 minutes and alternating jogging and walking until you feel comfortable enough to keep up a pace for some time
i suppose thats what C25K is but you dont need a plan to tell you what to do

MY FEEWINGS! :)

Could probably run 10k easily if it wasn't absolute torture on your legs. Don't know how people manage it really

tried this once during uni and there was a lot of poo involved

sir quasi quarteng

could probably break the world record deadlift if the weight wasn’t so heavy

running long distance is bad for you

i go quite slow, basically a fast walking pace. I do use converse though so that's probably it

I've ran marathons! :)

i just cant stand the sore arsehole really

Could we have a thread without degeneracy?

eating chocolate and you CANT stop me

need a double E gf

Listen lads I can't I CAN'T post here right now on my desktop because, hold on, BECAUSE I'M COMPILING FIREFOX and it needs all the ram it can get, YEAH? So I will be back on desktop with you lads in just a moment, ok??

I want to kiss your neck and watch your toes curl

YAWN! :)

my school played cod not halo so i never played one of them. having bought the mc collection i conclude that ce was bad, 2 was good, 3 was alright, odst was ok, reach was ok and i havent played 4 yet. guess you had to grow up playing the multiplayer

If i was one of 100 richest person in the world, i would buy lord title and built a company in london, got richer and became member of house of lords

yeah if you plan on doing it more its worth getting some running shoes
i imagine converse dont have much padding for running

*plays the game :)*

My family are running mad. I have joined for two runs, but I'm more of a scenic walk kinda guy.

take your time lad

find it amusing when someone posts their "hot double e cup wife" on Anon Babble and 9 times out of 10 it turns out to be some repulsive overweight orc

just not even gonna bother doing my third year dissertation it's due in 4 days and I haven't started it
just gonna redo it in summer and get a pass, don't care anymore

car goes vroom

running in converse ahahaha everyone is laughing at you mate just give up now
just KNOW you’re some brown fucking freak completely out of touch with reality

When someone treats their partner in any of these ways, it's called an abusive relationship. Abuse in a relationship can be physical, sexual, or emotional.

Why are you compiling it yourself?

fuck 2025

what's the word count reckon you could smash it out

did you lads ever wank in school or toil?

Yes it does, my Egyptian bot friend. Yes it does...

post double E girlfriends

It can occur in someone's home, a care home, a hospital or a public place. Often the people who commit abuse are taking advantage of a special relationship.

how was this guy a real person

he was an animal

yeah

how big are your gfs tits?

10k words, not the worst but I haven't even picked a topic yet and I've had 8 months
just cba with any of it

if you can't handle our culture then fuck off maybe mate

yes in the toilets and on the bus aged 9-12

I'll let you off for your previous posts now

I occasionally have dreams about how I have a large assignment I haven't even started yet and the deadline is very soon. Glad I'm not in uni anymore.

when i was on work experience as a young un, i had a wank under the staircase in a Halfords

Got a 25km run on the cards for today but waiting for brekkie to go down so i don't shit my pants!

I love this lil nigga so much it's unreal

finna grocery shop right as the store opens
always have the whole store to myself

went to the bogs on my lunch to bash one out a few times

toil bathroom to a girl I was sending snaps to

Just got on the bus
Thought I could smell something off
Felt down my back and I've got a huge splat of bird shit all over
Fuck my life, can't go back home and I'm going to be out of the house all day with this on

poo :) !

doing a 100km run next week. haven't trained for it. reckon it will be sound anyway

Because I installed the firefox-esr package from the AUR instead of firefox-esr-bin aha x I think in future I will install the precompiled binary package only cos this compiling shizz do be taking so long you get me x

Out of breath?

how come women can have horse dildos and it’s not THAT weird but if a man had a horse pussy fleshlight it would be suspect
explain that liberals

doing a cheeky Land's End to John o' Groats jog next week

wouldn't mind doing a nice train ride across canada or america
wouldnt go to america now due to the tr*mp debacle
probably get thrown into an immigrant camp with the mexicans and colombians

what?

enjoy wrecking your body with very little health benefits do you?

ahem, if I could have your attention please

I have never had sex or seen a vagina or breast in real life.

I see. I've never used Arch. I'm a Debian/Ubuntu pleb.

saw a webm once of a mare orgasming around a bloke's knob
it was contracting and creaming and everything

yeah but I finish clued up. can you say the same

got some sprints planned to your mums house to sling one up her, might have some energy gels after

Good luck mate, don't die out there

yanks gave some yakubian femoid 500k because she called a kid nigger or something

what?

That's it, time to get some running gear if I'm going to start moving

woof! :):)

nah reckon you've seen some double Es

i do that all the time and nobody ever gave me anything

Smart man, using what gets the work (or wank) done quicker aha x

The Huguenots were the last gasp of Germanic racial strength in France
Since then, France has become more Mediterranean and Africanised.

err
okay then

*looks out the window and sees the sun shining*
*sigh*
Guess I'd better go outside now.

There is absolutely nothing these 2 can do for that fella then and there. Just get him shoved in the ambulance, admitted, psych assessed and referred to the social. If he doesn't want to go (understandable) then leave him to it.

what?

Trump says the secret to good long term health is pacing yourself and not doing unnecessary exercise because humans have finite number of heartbeats. I'll listen to the lad that has zero health problems and a good head of hair at 78 years old over some runningmongs who've been in a wheelchair in their 50s

sprinting cocks with 'legs like greyhounds' once ruled the carribean

The Egyptian schizo, thoughts? I think he has potential

not sure what you're on about, the state of that man

and...were playing my game?

Sun your balls.
Now.

very boring and no personality
how does he have potential exactly

its you on a vpn

brits thoughts on danny d's wilkins?

BOO!

hold on a minute.. most of you are perverts!

got the laundry on
got the room vacuumed
got the bins taken out
got the gay porn on
might crack open a celebratory tinnie

what does that do

yeah

got the bumble app to make friends and everyone on there seems bent

i just be coolin brah i dont be thinkin about nun

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a shining example of britain's soft power
not exactly soft though eh

Running is a fad from the 1970s and has no health benefits, in fact it actually wrecks your body and most runners find themselves decrepit and in wheelchairs by the time they hit 50

apparently squats and deadlifts are pointless and dangerous but idk what to do instead

Lacan defines perversion as!:)

nothing out there for me

grow up
seriously who the fuck wanks to this shit?

*playfully brushes your hair*
Tell me about it.

is it a bit weird and/or gay to ask just one friend to go on a lads holiday? got no other mates, but don't want to go on a holiday alone.

um this is a hot post

does your mate have other mates?

right mogs but there's very, very little in it

talking a hair's breadth

Reading a book

don't see a penis there...

its not weird
its gay if you want to bum him when you're out there

trap bar deadlift

nah you're alright I reckon, it's only gay if you kiss and you ask him when you're in bed post shag glow whether he'll run away with you

Just do them, there's nothing to worry about

just grown up

pic related

we need to do something about the um poster

just blinked!:)

which retard says this?

Absolutely disgusting

just stood up

he has a lot of other mates, yes

would it still count as gay if I shagged him but then *didn't* ask him to run away with me?

lmao scromblimng at this

who the fuck compiles web browsers
it's gonna update in a few days and you'll have to do it again

public gang rape

clean and jerk

you emanate a sinister energy and I don't like it

don't have the skills

i want that twink dead

he has a lot of other mates, yes

can't you get into his friend circle?

walking down the stairs right now

Can I come too?

just. :(

autists

BOO!

£40 for a pair of plastic slop running shorts

is umposting the act of posting "um" or the posting of "um"-worthy material?

I have no idea

no because i'm an unlovable ghoul

it's not ok to be gay
no matter what jewish media tells you

just smile! :)

this reminded me of us

get on vinted lad, just give them a good wash when you get them. Or not haha

king toootenkharmoon was the leader of a naughty!:)

one on the right has a nice tight ass but i reckon she'd smell bad and start to look ugly at around age 28

my face

ass

foy

:)

it is

Have quite a few pairs of heavily used compression shorts actually, reckon I can sell them for a decent amount on vinted with the right pics?

that's abuse

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

um um UM

naked woman doing nothing or dancing doesn’t arouse me anymore. i need sex

oh don’t be such a munter

thanks for the reply, i always type ass to easily get my (You) count up from retards like you ;)

well you cant have it

gone the other way for me, love dancing, grinding, dry humping etc

go outside and get some tiger

nah

do it then, women want sex too you know

threads moving so fast no one will se im gay

no

but really, why do hotel rooms have the cuck chair?

i will take it then :)

mikey

i heard zoomers cant read analogue clocks or roman numerals lmfao

off to lidl, what should i get for tea fellas

so you can sit and watch

VERY GAY?:)?:)

Nobody actually says "arse" any more in the UK you posturing sad cunts.

You mean the bedside chair? You porn addicted freak

i heard your hair's thinning lmfao

having the soulful white boy thoughts about halo again

LIV
ERP
OOL

my arse

just go

sitting in a chair :)?:)?:)?

um

um

So that you can sit and talk face to face with a roommate who's on the bed

lil zoomerbro dreaming of the day he gets to hold hands with a female non-relative

Reform getting in next election, I’ve been hearing people say they’re sick of immigrants openly more and more frequently over the last year or two

can't really tell since you don't pronounce the r

umposter rape correction

look what i just found lads

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bewildering post

rorke exposed

right well thats a creature then isnt it

Where's EW?

Currywurst with fries at 1. FC Kaiserslautern

8.50 (£7.20)

need that pillar up my arse

does it have a pussy? does it's arse smell?

hostage situation at aldi

for me? it's the Bilby

proper mentally ill and weird, me

still go to work every day mind

my youtube algo is in the pits
need it sorted

if you are a man who cannot run 5km in under 30 minutes without any ‘training’ you need to be put in a special camp

surprised you arent involved :)?:)

The r changes the vowel sounds regardless of whether it's pronounced.

yankified freak

nigga..

why does that pepe look so weird ?

lil zoomerbro using the metric system again

white niggas be like "i gotta go pick up my dog's invisalign"

ausrorke befriending small woodland creatures out in the night

no such thing as being 'trans' btw

And we've given up, goodbye you total utter incompetent psychopath.

Go to a doctor and tell them you're bipolar and that your family own five or ten house and that you need to speak to someone about your?:)

reckon i could do it if my life depended on it but i'd be dying lel

I lost it

Sehr lecker

Hitler the kinda guy you'd go fishing with

think you made this joke already

might move to nigeria
reckon they'd appreciate a quirked up white boy such as myself

what was the health benefits of running around aimlessly for hours on end again?

what about women ;)

good for your heart and lungs

And what about your joints?

But I'm heavy

the question is: where are they actually going running like that ?

don't remember it

move to the UK

you'd think you were in Nigeria

i stole it from twitter it was probs someone else doing the same kek

are you fat la be honest. you sound VERY fat

if you think white women are bad you’re in for a nasty shock when you experience Nigerian ones

don't smoke me
was an aus flag as well if i recall correctly
what a coincidence

I don't remember it

started running this week and i feel great
hunter gatherers walked 15k a day

RORKE VS LEFTYPOL GLASGOW EDITION

Hitler the kinda guy you'd go fisting with

funny how every zoomer is "diagnosed" with multiple menthol elf disorders and their personality revolves around them

watched loads of those asian heating meals and now it's fucked

won't somebody please think of the pensioners?!

hunter gatherers walked 15k a day

it's good that we can look back through their garmin data and strava times

women should not be leaving the house at all without male supervision, never mind going for ‘runs’ which are just excuses for them to dress like sluts in public and gain attention on tiktok and other social media platforms
and yes I genuinely believe this

I am not your guy

sybau grampa

When was the last time you saw a runner running about over the age of 50? You havent. Obviously you're going to come back now and start screeching and swearing down on your nan you have, but you haven't. Paula Radcliffe is in a wheelchair these days

NlGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you should move to Saudi you’d love it

walking 15km is nothing lol

that freak's status? sent flying.

what?

oh this nigga brown as hell

Thats Egypt filtered then. Reason: Forcing his gimmique but not bringing much to the table. Read the room all wrong, people weren't impressed, there is just no appetite for a meme jf resident poster at this time

um you can’t say that actually

Paula Radcliffe isn't in rolling around town in a wheelchair though is she mate. Donut.

why?

compelling arguments

cunts like you are hilarious you obviously don't fit in with the left but you're also clearly too autistic for the right to take you seriously

somewhat true

pretty amusing how the chinese are good at pool
the entire sport is geezers from a pub in stoke-on-trent going against 赢否则我们将与你断绝关系 from Shanghai

fine

There's no UK youth coming through. The youngest UK lads, your Kyren Wilsons, your Judd Trumps etc are still deep in their 30s. Then you've got Ronnie, John Higgins and Mark Williams collecting their pensions and still winning titles.

Poo barms