wakey wakey edish
/brit/
dogshit yank edish
got frasier on
thinking about the 18 year old i used to shag who had massive double E tits and I was the first person she let shag without a condom and cum inside her. She used to cum like mad
no call of duty game will never ever reach these heights
baby i hear the poos are calling
ok
GUARDS! jay that fool at once
this board fucking sucks
please kill me
shut yo fat ahh up
had my first shag when we were both 15
if i remember that, does that make my memory cp?
Morning lads. Another day of misery and squalor is it?
double E
not a real size, virgin
g r a n g l e
live at brit
doors 6:30
also thinking about the 19 year old who dumped her long term school boyfriend in cold blood, instantly went on tinder and we met that same day got her round mine. She wasn’t on the pill and we fucked bareback and she said I had to pull out but used to try and hold me in with her legs when I was spunking lol
squalour*
used to write grime bars with loads of niche anime and beyblade word play
don’t know about sizes but bigger than ‘normal’ big that’s for sure lad
quite stylish
still cant believe that guy died in COD
how did you escape. hope you hit her
/brit/ meetup
Poowong hotel
Friday 7pm
Will be carnage
Watching Star Wars because of Star Wars Day
Live long and prosper
doesnt even compare newfag
thinking about the 18 year old i used to thyag who had mathive double E titth and I wath the firtht perthon thye let thyag without a condom and cum inthide her. Thye uthed to cum like mad
alth thinking about the 19 year old who dumped her long term thchool boyfriend in cold blood, inthtantly went on tinder and we met that thame day got her round mine. Thy wathn’t on the pill and we fucked bareback and thye thaid I had to pull out but uthed to try and hold me in with her legth when I wath thpunking lol
roz is a fittie
was always more of a star trek guy myself
my favourite captain is Sisko
If I ever win the lottery I'm going to larp as a blue collar worker from the 80's
I knew what I was doing
you forgot your jay pic
calling a pub a hotel
Christmas in summer
Need Australia out of business.
*gives you a mega wedgie*
My mates girlfriend cornered me in a park when everyone else had gone home when I was 16 and took me behind a tree, slid her knickers down and put me in her. That is how my virginity went
more of a seven of 9 and janeway man myself.
whats star trek
you know remember your first time mowing down all the chinese soldiers at the battle of Poowong in cod mw2
No COD has ever or will ever reach this height
youtu.be
Sounds like you were raped
it's their fault
will you be doin' up the house?
dunno any of these lot
what is
she was kinda peng so not rape
true
think the black one is diana ross
7 or 9 was hot but the show was terrible
there's three blacks, no?
ring sting is so bad can barely sit down
Mark Hoppus. Nice.
the halfrican 3rd from right is a comedian on the daily show i think
poo inflation
hopefully your subconscious agrees
You were raped but it wasn't your fault
*bursts into the thread*
STOP EVERYTHING!
ye i liked it cause it was the least trekky
What is it lad?
thinking that men can’t be raped by a fit women because we all want that, only fat women are capable of rape
scrambled eggs status?
anyone had to do a resubmit after failing a uni assignment before?
how does it work because won't i get a massive similarity score to my original hand in if its just the same assignment with a few improvements made?
no intro can compete
Reminds me of this time i had four 18 year old sluts at once. Licking my arsehole, sucking my dick, licking my feet. It was fucking cash.
DS9 had shit stories and characterisation too but it's held up the best so I accept this ranking
maybe it sounded different to you, what I meant was she initiated the encounter and I was a willing participant
Bobbi Althoff has been spotted with three different Black men since divorcing her husband. Living her best life!
fast cut between my panting running along the street ad my mum panting as a black guy shags her in her bedroom. until i burst the door downright at the moment he cums and i scream STOOOOOOOOOOP
oh nothing I've just always wanted to do that
pissing so hard the toilet porcelain cracks and shatters everywhere
Terrible posts.
other than the ferengi episodes I can't think of a single actually bad ds9 episode. only pleb filters like pic rel or other episodes that were fine, but could've been better
She's been getting all three at once
it's incredible how so many runts get their beard wrong by shaving everything below the jawline
*leaps clear across the thread*
WAHOO
turns out the flight path of the VE Day planes passes quite near where I live, might see if I can catch a cheeky glimpse
fucking hell turn on the bbc lads
um
hey, wankface
years ago i was afraid i’d never lose my virginity. now im scared i might
I had a good position
What?
lol hit a nerve. rip your mams vag
KTIM
kelsey grammar
been done, on a fucking sunday, ain't right
smorgasbord is a real word lmfao
But nothing went up my bum
done up the batty?
he gave himself a girls name and his daughter a blokes name
Right well those are some large tits now aren’t they?
I actually like the ferengi episodes, quark jewing the hoomons or discovering how much of a clothes wearing slut his mum was was always fun
The woke mob
who is this divine brapqueen
those look like double es to me
We will never be year 11s having the pick of all the peng year 9s and 10s again lads it’s so sad
ah yes very inclusive
any could never hit the ball in rounders man in
ez
Hate big tits, anything over a handful is a waste
what's stopping me now?
I have eaten poo.
'''''''''
holocaust was a metaphor for the hollow cost of war
mistakes
Another potato blight?
scream
recite history
year 11s didn't have disposable income, a car, or ready access to alcohol
haha the joke is hes a paedophile
Reckon the British took over Ireland to stop it falling into the hands of the French, where it could be used to orchestrate attacks on Britain
I am 33 lads, doesn’t feel much different to 30. I wonder when the oh shit I’m old feeling arrives
wasn't me who did it
another 20 years
it's 35
wanking a cock with my arse
HOOLING
WOOO
needs some rain for the garden
wish caffeine didn't make me feel like shit
that's why they hate me I guess
mad how germany would be considered less evil than britain, france, russia, etc. if not for those brief 12 years
I'm 41 and still haven't felt it. Think it's just another jewish myth
Might start using big words without any clue as to what they mean. This coffee I’m drinking is positively Machiavellian.
Follow a good daily routine and you'll be able to stave it off for a while
I like this
need a fucking footjob so bad FUCK
I'm 41
you're older than my dad lol
grim
colddd post cuh
MOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSS
fuck sake why am I retarded
What would you lads do with this body to inflict maximum pleasure? Need to start preparing
yeah
Rank
Reckon the true cut off age for youth is 36. Anything after that sounds mental, 37 38 39 40 41
sitting on a couch with foid sitting perpendicular to you, resting her feet in your lap
notice
shut up
How do I filter a flag but only in /brit/
hate feet. love ankle bracelets.
You can get some cheap fag filters from EuroMart
good
im 20
rorke kerr, aka the smashing machine vs. leftypolko crocop at tokyo pride fighting championship
can you dogshit schizo jf freaks just fuck off
old ass nigga
wish i knew
my dad was born in 1990
i am over 18
Povvo chav scum. Kys
why are you here and not watching an ishowspeed stream
my dad was born in 1966. Proper English year x
mental and mad
I can
I can't
mine was born in 1948, proper english gentleman
toil on the morro
Install uBlock Origin
Add this to your filters to get rid of Belgian posts only in /brit/:
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it's wank holiday
that's near peak nigel year
mine was born in 1957. proper entitled boomer
corrr youre clever
no it’s bank holiday you silly boy
he's called Nigel actually
I'd like to apologise for my behaviour the last few days. I have been drinking heavily and have generally been in a low mood. If you have read any exceptionally bitter or incel-ly posts I mut beg for your forgiveness and promise that it won't happen again.
Nah someone else made that filter, I just copied it from Anon Babble
ye well not for me
you're one of those autism babies cos your parents were 40+ when they had you, arent you
well im 43 lol
you need to find a good women perhaps. You seem to be on a troubled path
What's it like being a 40something
nibbas celebrate christmas in the summer
Love audiobooks me. Not got the focus or intellect to sit down and read something for 20+ hours, but pop on someone else reading it, and I can polish off any novel in 3-4 days.
oi
hate them
Jokingly said school girls legs to my mate and he looked at me with utter contempt. /brit/ has ruined me
absolutely GOREGOUS weather out at the moment. so easy to not be miserable and depressed when the trees have a bit of green on them, and the sky is blue.
i listen to audiobooks too but i feel like i'm missing something compared to reading. i suspect all the anti-anti-audiobook people (apparently there's a whole reddit community arguing against this imaginary hater of audiobooks) are coping in some way.
nah it was good
hate millennials
Christmas in Australia's hot
Cold and frosty's what it's not
i wonder how old the oldest person who actively posts on Anon Babble is
just something we'll never know i guess
I listen to them while hiking. Find it distracts me while going up inclines
70s I reckon
perfect
mental to think i could be posting here with some of my dads mates
Well he's out of the gang
william shatner said he does in the past lol
school girl's poos
Its me. T. 24
To read a book I think it takes a lot of focus to properly absorb the information, whereas with an audiobook you can just sort of zone out. Someone listening to an audiobook while driving to work will miss out on a lot compared with reading. Still, if you're focusing on the audiobook I don't think you'll miss out on that much.
should get some noise cancelling earphone or headphones
i always assumed it was some millenial social media intern saying this shit on his behalf
I wonder
if
you could tell
from his typing
what you listening to at the moment?
AI generated images of schoolgirl feet
wonder if Anon Babble fags look down on audiobooks
how about getting some virginity cancelling gf
shatner? buy her dinner first!
what’s the tightest hole you’ve cummed inside
arctic monkeys
yeah double E and that, but she weighed 13 stone
nah you can check his twitter it's definitely him
he still gets in arguments with randoms and shit to this day, bless him
done again, can't stand this
captcha: mgtow
AI generated images of nursery CCTV
good
Good post Taras
What's it like in Ukraine right now
She was 8.5 stone max L0L. Don’t shag fat girls me
Farewell to arms
not yer ma's thats for sure
HELLO :)
that's why i only listen to relatively simple stuff. for anything that requires pausing, thinking etc. it just doesn't work in audio format.
what kind of stuff do you listen to?
henlo (:
fucking north wind
haha yeah sure mate
why is this long-face such an anglo characteristic
fucked the hoover when i was a teenage coomer
reckon we all have
hiya mate :)
thoughts on this?
not again
8.5 stone
pick either metric or imperial, not fucking both
Don’t be jel lad, shagged 80 nice girls me. We all have different experiences in life
*waves*
absolescence strip search uncensored director's cut
OH MY GOD ARE THOSE KIDS HECKIN' BROWN
Good picture
What's the best academic path to take to get into paediatric gynecology?
homer strangling his penis like bart's neck but it gets all long and thin like when you roll a play doh snake
this
noncing aside, how do doctors shag their wives after seeing blue waffle all day every day
don't know im on urecognized part
youtube recommended me this
not me
TICK TOCK :)?
find it a bit amusing when brainless browns get on twitter and go "bro you could never understand our culture.... we respect our grandmas, we love our food, and our weddings go craaaazy"
Would smash that thing in front of her face haha
shouldnt he be in the trenches defending his country
over there painting eggs and shit baka
that's well good
screaming
modern-day faberge
cool
reckon they're all actually bent
why did he need to drain it? wouldnt the yolk still be in there rotting away?
is this egyptian a bot
u r :)?
how do i stare at a screen all day after staring at a screen all day?
synthesize
gave catberg a smooch
well ye. some times i come home and cant get hard enough to wank because the computer reminds me of the spreadsheets at toil
long night ahead of us :)
210232398
what does that button do?
why is the egyptian's post never a relevant reply
ChatGPT just crashed on me. it fucking hates me lads i swear
It's quite clear that the Ancient Romans and Greeks were white.
psychopath?
I have no idea
fgsfds
just got back
19km in the bag
lovely weather not too warm
rorke's heros
must be a bot but no idea what the bot owner is getting out of it
think its a bot
or a mentally ill jf freakshow
don't worry
classy
how long have you been running lad?
you cant bot Anon Babble it cant get past the captcha
rorke onamadone
x.com
lel
wait so 5km isn't a big run then is it, why do people act like it's some massive milestone if you can run nearly 4x that in 2 hours
the 'verbial 'ay'orn dance
what are you laughing about
1:38:51
ze work
kek
on and off for over 10 years
only started running regularly again last year
then this training block i started in january
5km is long for some people - if they have been sat on their arse their whole life
kek
he still thinks captchas are there to stop bots
can't
HOWERLIN
Crimea/Donetsk/Luhansk?
im a very rare kwenglatarian individual
having an 8" x 6" dick is all that matters
that's cool lad. Im trying to get into it but my legs dont half hurt. Probably like DOMS in lifting and will go away pretty quick idk
I never
no it's not
be quiet you
been sat on their arse their whole life
ktim but miraculously not fat
might try c25k, it's a start at least
crep check
:)
New
for me, it's reebok club c, not a homosexual you c
and their off! :)
I guess I know it now
Sir Poo Barmer
Running this the new fat girl trend on tiktok. Theyll ‘run’ for like a year, still be fat, and still only do a 5k in like an hour and receive endless applause and affirmations for doing so
Might have a quick cum