/brit/
/brit/
poo edish
fart tower
that lads going to get raped by a tranny
Right that's it I'm voting Reform
Adidas all the way
Fuck Americans
All my homies wear European clothes
We all are lad there’s no stopping it
Just been caught zooming in on a black male wearing trunks because I was trying to see the type of material they were made of
rorke nervously buying a bouquet of flowers for his date with the discord tranny
You ARE watching the World Snooker Championship final on BBC One HD, right lads?
blackout curtains closed
day time 'jamas on
nap time
Simple as
Spoiled my ballot
Refuse to vote for a party led by those snakes Farage and Yusuf
no haha x
adidas clothing is full of advertising logo shit I don't know why they can't just keep it simple like the nike stuff, it's grim
genuinely never been in a discord server that didn't have its own subculture of troons meeting up to have drug-fuelled gay sex
they don't even get to know one another either; it's just "oh your a troon, me too, let's meet" then they do indeed meet and shag
idk.. how long does it go on for
if it's two chinese playing each other then no chance
imagine the smell
how many you shagged m8?
nothing wrong with that, we all need some company from time to time
nike
adidas
could potentially go on into tomorrow depending on how it goes
it's a 50 year old welshman vs a 28 year old chinese lad who is fresh off the back of a match fixing ban
Zoomers were on to something with Tiktok
All Day I Dream About Spainlad
Something has to give fella, the only option for an Englishman is reform
None but I'm straight. Also I've never had sex or had a girlfriend, thank you for enquiring.
rorke's creps
katy relieving leaky pg tip
nothing wrong with that really
troons will say theyre "gay" or "straight" but they just end up shagging other troons
ah welsh dragon vs chinese dragon
to impress pang pang
sick to bastard death of people saying new balance are rorke creps in this general
they're cool and normal
no idea what he's on about half the time
they're shit and a fucking meme
Remember normcore?
rorke...
so is rorke
only leftypol's malnourished brain thinks otherwise
well what does that make them
what are those
What does white webbed stuff all over my dick head mean
oh my days
keeping the fanny dry
fancy a blowie mate?
screaming
might wear me sketchers today
would like to try a fleshlight but reckon they are a pain to clean
remember gothninja
menkol illness
Feel bad for the egyptian now
u at an abandoned train station?
those shoes look good tho
trusting politicians
blokes been getting sucked off by spider man haha
a white drunk driver is better than a vaxxie sober driver
it's just a normal train station with no trains currently passing through
scream
I was just thinking about that after i made the post
Hasan Piker dressed like that for his interview with Adam Friedland just last week I didn't know anyone still bought those pooey Rick sweatpants anymore lmfao
rorke reaching for his blue adidas gazelles after seeing the feedback
bollocking a poo
rorke on the hussle
rorke wearing black trainer socks omds
mad how common it is for people to have sex with each other but i have never done so
went to go see a local famous natural sight today, got up the hill and theres a gang of wogs having a campfire outside it playing music on their phones
need them all killed asap
don't you step on my blue suede poos
same
Nige is fine with migrants from the Commonwealth
Autists live a very diluted life where we experience 20% of what normies experience
vote for the latest in radical change
if that
bet they spotted you and yelled "meat's back on the menu boys"
Take the norf pill
why are chinks so good at snooker now?
At least 50% of male zoomers are virgins
vote reform, the idea is to break the deadlock by voting a 3rd party regardless of if theyre shit. plus once they inevitably do nothing about immigration it might give rise to a movement that will
got the sax ruins on
I had a relationship with a girl who was the opposite to me and still in touch with her, it's really eye opening. I sit and do fuck all week to week, but she's literally outside doing things just to do things and going places, making conversation etc. The difference in lived experiences is huge.
i made a homemade fleshlight in the past but it squeaks if i hump it too hard so ive stopped using it
Tom O'Finnegan
Stop falling for it rorke, democracy is a sham.
There is a very small cabal of elite at the top of western society and they've decided borders arent real
No point if they are just Tories in a different coat
getting the train are you
actually a leftypol i just dont like immigration
She's shagging loads of Chadcock off Tinder
It's so easy for women
a leftypol i just dont like immigration
Then you're right wing
I don’t care what they are, conservatives and labour need to lose power if only to show the publics appetite is for policy change
Do you have a source for that claim, Rorke?
She could, but I don't think she does based on what I know. Gained tons of weight after we broke up and is becoming career driven etc. It's quite nice really. It provided a view that is different to the incel view of all women are on the apps. Some of them really are just existing in real life and avoid the internet.
Sven GORAN Ericsson
howling
bellend fucking reeks of sardines
we usually have deeper inner lives than normalfags
im left wing just not a woke
id like to be friends with an ape or a monkey
catberg sex arse
Swedish equivalent of George :)
just borrow teachers pencil sharpener
broken records you cunts are, going round in circles about political beliefs and farages and brown people
wish i had a monke friend to confide in
got my disgusting stinky shirt on
nothing leftypkl could do about it
alri michael jackson
im here
dead now of course
you've got to get out and do new things even if you dont want to
else your life will slip away
you'll blink your eyes and suddenly be 80
wondering where all the years went
i'll be your friend
massive welsh cocks filling anglo-saxon wombs with brythonic semen
same
precarious position to be in
havent wanked in the woods in ages, might do that next weekend
He trained him to do that
:)
gf with giant chebs
um I think you'll find I'm going to live my entire life doing nothing and living as a recluse because I am very shy and mentally ill
what age were you when you realised willies go in fannies?
are you an ape or a monkey
who trained whom?
Just bought a three year Anon Babble pass lads, support our beloved chan
ktim, I wish I wasn't. im so scared of doing everything.
i trained your mum to suck my willy, she still likes it
I remember learning this and I must’ve been around 27/28, made no sense until I did it
we had sex education in school and they gave us leaflets saying what happens down there
anyway when i got back home i looked it up on the computer and started watching porn
and now ive been addicted to that muck for over 20 years
that’s an urban legend mate
bizarre behaviour
what makes someone like this
go eat some syrup nigga
nah, need to go back to the 'jak
yes I am a hairless monkey
The worst thing is having no idea how I would lead a more fulfilling life. I've always been shit at making friends and end up embarrassing myself when I put myself out there.
I try to get better at things just so I feel like I'm not completely wasting my time but what's the point of any of that if you can't share it with anyone.
I'm wasting my life, know it, want to change it, but feel completely powerless against it at the same time. Such a demoralising feeling and makes me panic sometimes
scraeming
that wasn't supposed to happen was it
positing your own posts
ok well i dont like hairless ones
stupid spastic retard idiot wanker. you didnt even say what age
Just had some with breakfast actually
What
every cunt these days claims they’ve got the tism when they’re just a shy bloke. Trying to be fashionable like trannys I reckon
blackpilled again
we'll get em next time baldiebros
the women are worse, actual normal slags claiming they have autism
You won't get any policy change
If anything Reform is doomed to fail because Farage is just filling the party with little yes men with zero experience, and are more focused on campaigning than actually governing
Rupert Lowe pointed this out and Farage expelled him and tried to get him in legal trouble
This guy is so relatable
youtube.com
Why would a woman want to be with a shy weird man like me when she could be with a gregarious life-of-the-party normal man?
Do you hate Welsh people?
just bee yourself mate
YESSS!
yeah.. hate them for being too cool :3
she wants a aloof twink who is 90% gay
Some women like shy men
Italian summer gf is on the horizon lads
no English people hate Welsh people seriously, I live in the south west where most of them migrate to.
Lots of Wales, particularly the North part is a different story and "english bastards" aren't well liked, my sister is married to a Welsh bloke and the landlord said straight up who wont rent to anyone isn't welsh
are english-scottish, english-welsh, scottish-welsh considered racemix?
Nigga said gregarious
including the ugly ones?
had a BPD gf who was hot as the fucking sun and the shagging was other worldly but she ruined my life daily, well shot of her now and got a nice gf, was with that mad bitch twice actually before I learned my lesson
Her hair texture looks like a bloke's
roar
Ugly women or ugly men?
Either way yeah why do you think there are still ugly people everywhere
are english-scottish, english-welsh, scottish-welsh considered racemix?
Yes, historically English people with Welsh blood were considered impure and barred from more professions and higher educations
women do like gregarious men THOUGH
makes sense
the tudors were literally welsh
:)
no it isn't, blokes don't have shiny dry hair like that, it's more greasy and dull
Greggarious
Why has nobody ever tried to breed more intelligent gorillas
probably by beating the shit out of the poor bugger every day
They were descended from a Welsh servant who impregnated a French princess, they weren't "Welsh" they had some Welsh descent
her hair looks curly and thick like it's fuelled by testosterone
they're praying for my downfall
there's a racist joke in here somewhere
russians succeeded in making chimp-human hybrids
No. I like Wales.
it's wavy not curly and yeah italians tend to have thick hair
off to Anon Babble to watch some funny videos
niggers
They're not domesticated
Yeah, whenever there's a chink in an animal video, you be sure they beat the animal into performing
Nooo don't come to Hull it's a shit city with too many white people and cheap prices you'd hate it hear haha
nobody wants a 200kg gorilla with the strength of 10 men who's capable of independent thought
Dodgy looking mf-ers
*does a wee from my runt cage onto the poster below*
watch cooking thread funny american fat stroke man with one working arm left
the average 25+ year old man has 3 friends
no lad is going out to random places and making friends anywhere they go
almost 72 hours since my last poo, but I can feel one on the way. it's going to be a real stinker I reckon
My cock longs for south east asian teena
Our dreams are worth fighting for
i wish she would wear sunscreen otherwise her skin is going ot get all wrinkled and old :(
Didn't ask though
she looks so peng with a tan tho
the average 25+ year old man has 3 friends
haha... no really... haha
i feel personally attacked
need latinx tummy
ngl the burqa kinda makes sense if you live in a sunny country. Wouldn’t want the wifey to get all wrinkly
would really need to see more examples before forming a proper opinion
are you tricking me or should I move to hull?
going to eat a load of woke fruit and yoghurt
not a chance
I ain’t clicking that shit nigga
which fruit are woke?
ones with a lot of juice coming out
blackberries
is that the netflix adaptation of raspberries?
mate loads
papayas
bananas
passionfruit
watermelon
guavas
its endless
same with yoghurt
Stuart, Edward, Graaahhem, Timmy, and Richard aka Dick all in /brit/ posting their favorite little gimmicks
latinx
they absolutely seethe at this term lol
You know people in the past used to be cooler
have become straight up retarded since getting ChatGPT premium. need it to pass this semester though. i will have to do a big project with no AI assistance to get my brain working again
The pizza place is not picking up the mobile phone. I guess I'm going to starve. This is what I get for not being a vegetarian and spending most of my life on video games.
Honestly I wish I stayed in college because now i went from being broke to only having 4500 dollars in savings after paying my debt
AI is all bullshit
It is literally good for nothing
I have like 6 really close mates, like similar 6 extra good mates, and loads of people I'd call mates through playing football, watching football, running, and Warhammer
I was a bit lonely late 20s but not now
Problem with me is none of my friends are into stuff I like. I accidently got drunk and explained the whole history of Napoleon
literally doing my work for me as we speak mate
need a mixed race gf
John McAfee's ghost imploring me to pull out the ouija board so he can warn me about this link
grow up
question for all the pussyoles who argue against reform, who are you voting for if there’s a general election tomorrow then and why
what makes chatgpt worth paying for when google and x's ai are free?
it sunday whey
toil freaks at toil tomoz
Your "work" is rote school exercises mate you're setting yourself up for failure using AI to "help"
yeah well bank holiday next week so :P to you
i don't get it
Are you Irish diaspora?
i feel the call of the wild
that’s not what my work is at all though mong boy
Okay
shitting my guts out
contemptible fool
Mad how women find men attractive
Men are gross
why is literally every canadian post dripping in effeminate passive aggressiveness it even comes through in a SINGLE word reply like this
which if you think about it makes women even more gross than men
theyre some real poindexters man
wanking on all threes
How do people these days exchange numbers? Do they really use a barcode now?
penis fell off
really hope i can poo today
why should Westerners care about climate change when the world will be entirely African in 50 years
Watching videos on the aboriginal crime epidemic in australia, very grim, make our blacks look like gentlemen.
Seems there mostly confined to the northern parts of the country
their*
northern monkeys oop sorry cant say that cause of woke
chebs large
its just in the NT
small and perky for me
same for me
slim body, small perky breasticles
that's the way
big breastoons tend to lead you to the fatter girls
not what that graph says
virgin
no need to be spiteful
you fatty enjoyers are in an era of eating well
*oppresses rorke*
apparently poor men like big women because they're more starvation-resistant during breastfeeding
about to eat another mumberg roast dinner, I'll probably never see a roast whenever I get to moving out
explains how your mum and dad met
/mug/ lads….
enjoying a glass of proper twelve whiskey. feeling a bit bleary eyed init
that's me done
fucking make it
Rattled
I just didn't care to argue further with AI-using subhumans who refuse to take my advice