/cum/-canada usa mexico iceland north america thread

previously in cum

blondes edish

I'm on drugs (weed)

ashes to ashes funk to funky

not Israel edition

I can maybe see interracial as a kind of degradation fetish but it's certainly not for me.

I'm 28 and scared of turning 30 next year

this is a Anon Babble free zone
anybody caught posting Anon Babble bait will be prosecuted

brazilian schizo

redditleaf

night /cum/ isnt supposed to be this grim

but that's all the redditleaf posts about. you're gonna have to send the mounties after him stat

americans are traveling to canada to buy their groceries because their walmarts are empty LOL

you guys hate me just because i am not germanic

schizopoo getting riled up

only one way to prevent turning 30

farts in your face

This might be THE most retarded post I've ever read on /cum/

congratulations.

It's just a number
Make the most of your time

I read almost exclusively Japanese light novels because western fantasy is all shit and pozzed.

I hate scifi, and I don't care for non-fiction. Non-fiction is just boring.

you all just talk about women, politics and sex or lack thereof

My bank balance.

Best Pokemon game?

Pearl

they all suck

yo faaaam they're gerberts faaam

my belly button is so crusty and smelly
I've never cleaned it before

xd gale of darkness

Why not platinum?
I didn't ask about your female family members

he's probably the only person who reads in this general, however, he gets really mad because no one else wants to be a dork and read shitty books from 100 years ago. he should just go to lit or his.

you can change that without destroying it.

Not really. Decades of jurisprudence separate all our institutions from democratic control. Compare to the voucher/private schools which just directly respond to consumer feedback, destroying public education is the only thing that can happen.

Crystal

xd

fuck off

xd

fuck off.

I warned you, no Anon Babble bait means NO Anon Babble bait.

THIS IS THE LIMIT
I AM GOING TO DO IT

Sapphire

americans are fat

He reads and doesn't comprehend, which is why he gets so assmad when people troll him lmao. the very definition of the midwit credentialist.

FireRed/LeafGreen
They've been completely broken open, and you can now do all the timed exclusive events, complete the NationalDex, get perfect EV/IV/Natures, etc.

Canadians are faggots

oh youre the faggot he was arguing with. You're probably dumber desu wit u famalam

Meant for

at least we're american unlike you, you're fucking indian

I warned you

sorry cant hear you from all your fat

stop my invincible chud

I don't condone doxxing but I would be very interested to see how dark of a brown the redditleaf is

i don't condone doxxing

except for a list of leafs who i want doxxed

Didn't respond to me in the other thread and now you're chatting like a woman. Mentally buck broken.

i jerked off your mom’s huge dick last night

list

literally one person

Canadian "education"

No wonder she's in such a great mood now.

no more fighting!

dumb fat american thinks reddit leaf is one person lol

he thinks that redditleaf is only one poster

american ""education""

Is this poster still here?

*punches u*

no, more fighting!

hopefully not, nobody likes brian and his fagporn spam

why did he post his dick?

youtube.com/watch?v=kwwaWVP2PGE

LOL
It is, it's the lower case fag paki who changes the subject every time someone brings up if Muhammad is a pedo

I'd rather be a white fatty than be brown.

I don't know but I need chest tips

nigga that was just gay porn
get a grip

Fags gonna fag.

same. americans are fat AND brown LOL

It is

Correct. redditleaf is easily identifiable because when literally any vaguely right wing proposal is made, he goes "HURR DURR MORE X FOR ISRAEL!??!"

no matter how stupid or nonsensical that might be.

GET LOW WITH YOUR SQUAT GET LOW WITH YOUR SQUAT AND SWING YOU ARMS

who wants to pass out drunk

everybody raising their hands

who wants to wake up hungover

everybody with their hands down

I have never been hungover

redditleaf is easily identifiable

the only time they ever get it right, is when I cook Christcucks

otherwise they're always wrong

FYI: redditleaf doesn't give a fuck about Israel or Palestine, and would rather they both fuck off from leafland.

Not sure what you're talking about, but you certainly sound like a schizo retard.

I'd shove you against a wall and get in your face

I think women are swell

Women make me swell.

blatantly wrong

no i am reddit leaf not you

i think women are swollen

How about this: will you, redditleaf, call Muhammad a pedophile? To disqualify yourself from the redditleaf lineup

Maybe reddifleaf are the friends we made along the way.

Muhammad is a pedophile for raping Aisha when she was 9 years old. Jesus was a faggot. Moses wasn't real. I wouldn't listen to a voice telling me to drag my son up a mountain and kill him.
All your religions are fake, and your gods aren't real.

I'm 4chanleaf :3

truth nuke by redditleaf

Redditleaf sent me this video of him a while back, I promised him I wouldn't share it with you guys but fuck it we ball

Why are you so angry and reddit

redditnuke

Thread kinda sucks. It's 3am on a Sunday, why are you posting awful posts?

who here 9gagleaf

In all western countries, I support mandatory abortions for non-whites, and abortions being banned for whites.

i'm funnyjunkleaf

"Say this to prove you aren't reddit"

*Says it in the most reddit way possible*

man I hate these kinda guys. this is the type of faggot to show up and talk about how "fascism is creeping into america" because people are sick of hearing about fag sex

why are you posting in the america thread if you hate america so much

shave

it all comes back the next day

what's the fucking point

Guys who must have been 11-12 when the whole brony thing was going on and are doing it into their mid 20s are nutso

It's almost as if you guys are shit at identifying most anons.

I support the right to getting smishmortions because it culls the blackoid population. It's a necessary evil

did you guys go see the prequels re-released in theaters?

Alberta will secede and become a territory of the United States

It's midnight

i laser mine and it takes two weeks

we're not talking about your bussy hairs

yes ms hershlag

Holy shit motherfucker just shut the fuck up you're fucking annoying

get fucked over by the leafs

solution is to get fucked over by the burgers

Who ever said Albertans were smart.

No but my favorite part about the prequels is when Anakin comes back from genociding brownoids and he's like "I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS" and the woman who has been grooming him since he was a child slave is like "Awww Ani :3 come fuck me"

Love bulges

damn I didn't know natalie portmanteau was a lesbean

Take a chill pill bro

No but my favorite part about the prequels is when Anakin comes back from genociding brownoids

Pretty good. I like the sand quote.
youtube.com/watch?v=2tLf1JO5bvE

and you pretend you're not the female...

LONELINESS crisis I wish I got a niggas bugging me all the fucking time crisis

lol I forgot just how shit the acting was in those

her nips

[THE WORLD]
The thread has stopped.

love it when duolingo quizzes me on words I've never learned and doesnt refill my hearts so I'm forced to burn a streak freeze

The thread moves again.

hey it was cold in there, she wasn't horny for hilldog...

N-NANI?

I don't think women find bulges that hot, I really like when the bf wears his trunks though you can really see how big it is

we're in the middle of the greatest epistemic re-sorting/unraveling of our lives right now. Shiloh Hendrix, Karmelo Anthony, Tariffs, the Civil Rights Act, White Guilt, TFR, WW2, it all ties together:

The death of boomer neuromythology

arceus, snap(original) and crystal

Girls like bulges on Chads. They don't like anything on anyone else.

I believe there will be a Happening on May 9th.

True

You mean like more nude leaks?

give me seltzer water on the rocks with limes thank you

bros I have been drinking in excess and my lung/side hurts

but I have a full/open can of beer on my desk
wut do?

Truke. Uncomfy honestly

Just jerked off to a man, nude, with breasts and a dick who simultaneously pretended to be a woman

the visions are hazy but it will ROCK the world

Ok freak boy

Slightly cold water. No ice.

I’m fascinated by homeless people. Sometimes I go to the park and watch them dig through the trash

I love getting into arguments online. I don't care if the other person is trolling. It's titillating.

Something will happen sooner than that I think. In the air for certain

the new world will be better, boomers were awful on the whole

I wish I could watch an expert jungian try to interpret schizo gibberish

fr unc?

weren't the libtards saying something really bad was gonna happen on easter? bluesky was going crazy with some blueanon conspiracy theory

i mastutbate to BBC porn

Something bad did happen.
I woke up.

chuds unironically would kill Jesus if He came back to earth but they’re too dishonest to admit this

I wish I could watch an expert jungian try to interpret schizo gibberish

that's awesome dude!

bros I talked to this EXTREMELY cute girl at the bus stop yesterday and we were chatting along great, but I went full retard and went to the front of the bus while she entered at the back of the bus. I fucking blew it

Aren't chuds right-wing? I thought they loved Jesus?

BBC tradwife

least gay canadian

Unironically I do feel like that sometimes. I will wake up with a awful sense of dread and the something awful happens that day.

where does the myth that jesus would be reborn as a random person come from, isn't he supposed to come down from the sky and usher in the apocalypse

Would you like to spend the next two hours arguing about Jung and the validity of psychoanalysis

a pet shop boys song i think

The Aryan race remains untapped.

according to every leftist ever, actual Christians don't understand the bible because Jesus said to be nice somewhere in there, and if you define "nice" as "being a leftist" then well...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem_syndrome
People are retarded.

whiteboys think this is a looksmatched couple

And just whooooo are you?

She's probably twice his age. Her daughter would be his looksmatch.

Christian values don't map on to being entirely right wing or left wing but neither side wants to admit this.

he's clearly just taking a photo with a fan, dumbass

I was gambling and an older asian lady like her sat down next to me. We both ended up winning like $200 so she was my lucky charm that night

where does the myth that jesus would be reborn as a random person come from

I haven't really seen this too much, but I've seen people suggest that Christ could be any person you meet, which probably stems from how the real Jesus was an unknown figure for 99.9% of the world at the time

Harry Potter isnt real

there's gonna be a false flag in russia on may 9th.

okay? that's got nothing to do with me, freak.

yes it does fagzilla

no it doesn't king fagorah

Some would say otherwise

May the 4th be with you.

of course it does, Queen assmunch

Dont know how people can believe the Bible when everything in life can be explained with science.

bros my side really hurts

Cult indoctrination is very powerful.

POG

is that you potato anon?

so much this

Explain the origin of consciousness and matter in simple terms

no

How do I get a gf?

ignore it

i aint a scientist nigga

just shaved my tummy award

Explain how I fit my BOOT up your tight ASS?

reaching my limit with you niggas

Scientists know every, idk how they just do

You're a faithful religious believer in science

religion is fucking retarded, science is the only thing i have faith in

Except Jedi/Sith would still be recent memory, and they'd have holotapes of the Clone Wars.
The gap in time between the Clone Wars and A New Hope is still within 1 lifetime. WW1/WW2 are further from now, and we still know all sorts of shit about it.
Lucas is just a retard, who can't add backstory, without ruining the established story. Not that Disney did any better.

Stop pretending to be retarded for attention

I shaved my tummy and legs upward recently and it made them all itchy and spotty. I'll only be shaving downward or finding a different method of hair removal if I I ever do it again.

thats what religious people are

sent that freak flying

Consciousness is an emergent property of the brain, like a wall is an emergent property of bricks.
Matter has no origin. It's eternal. It can't be created or destroyed, only reconfigured or broken into smaller or bigger parts. There was never a time where matter didn't exist in some form or another.

81LL10N$ MV$T D13

American Pie is the greatest song ever made but y'all not ready for that conversation

i thought it was a movie

stiffler got laid right

Consciousness is an emergent property of the brain, like a wall is an emergent property of bricks

This analogy implies God in its logical conclusion
Who laid the bricks?

zesty ass niggas on /cum/ tonight

late night t/r/v/t/h n/u/k/e
youtube.com/watch?v=xmyZHot0Lqc

I stuck my dick in an apple pie, while I watched your gf stick a flute in her pussy.

Been farting for hours and just hoofed that shit

i bond burgered your sister last night

i want the trvke

I find it really interesting that religious scripture even exists. Like "what's the origin and purpose for life? Oh there's these collections of books made by ancient prophets who said God talked to them". I know it's easy to brush it off on a whim, but some of those have survived thousands of years and billions of people have dedicated themselves to dissecting their meaning. Some scriptures more than others. Surely there is more there than just shallow comfort

This analogy implies God in its logical conclusion

No it doesn't. We have no evidence of anything god related. Everything we've ever discover, has always been natural.

Who laid the bricks?

Category error. But if you want the answer to how it happened, go talk to a biologist for a detailed breakdown of evolution, and everything that we currently know about abiogenesis.

inb4 "but there's still some gaps, therefore you don't know anything, and therefore it was god"

Wasted entire day award

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRVKE

Category error. But if you want the answer to how it happened, go talk to a biologist for a detailed breakdown of evolution, and everything that we currently know about abiogenesis.

I don't need a detailed breakdown, just explain it simply to demonstrate you understand what you're saying.

just explain it simply to demonstrate you understand what you're saying.

can you stop pretending like you're some sort of 5th grade teacher, lil buddy?

Scientists know the answer

Ok what is it

T-they just do ok?!

Sounds like blind faith to me

This is Anon Babble, nigger. The answer you're looking for is in a biology textbook. Take a university biology class, if you want more.
I already told you that it's done through evolution and abiogenesis. Learn to google.
I know you're just looking for the point where I say "and this parts still unknown, but people are working on it", so you can say "therefore you just have faith" or "therefore it's impossible for it to be natural and it was actually my god that I have no proof or evidence of".
I'm pretty sure that you're that creationist flat earther.

very 'jakable face

I already told you that it's done through evolution and abiogenesis. Learn to google

Neither of these explain consciousness, evident by the fact that you're unwilling to iterate how.
Your own analogy implicates God.
Inb4 another "n-not it doesn't" with no explanation. Not only do brick walls don't emerge themselves, consciousness is also more complex.

Take a university biology class

Will I learn all the 190 7/10ths genders?

After 3 generations, no one will remember anything about you, even your name. The only times that people remember anything about someone beyond 3 generations, is if they're truly exceptional, good or bad. But none of us are exceptional, and will be forgotten after 3 generations.

So? Why does it matter

so we're gonna forget about le hitler pretty soon??

NEVER AGAIN
MEANS
OY
FUCKING
VEY!!!

Yeah he'll just be another name on the "expulsions and genocides of Jews" list on Wikipedia. I'm sure 3 generations is plenty of time for the next one to show up

Bro Black people invented peanut butter you need to cool it with the stereotypes

plenty of time for the next one to show up

we can really only hope, he's past due

N

I believe in reincarnation and the universe is so large I'm quite sure we can reincarnate on other planets.

watchin destiny

Neither of these explain consciousness

As I said, everything we have discovered points to it being an emergent property of the brain. It's still incomplete, but there's still nothing to suggest that it's from a god. You're just fishing for the "but this part isn't known, therefore god".

evident by the fact that you're unwilling to iterate how

Evident by the fact that you're asking these questions, you don't even accept evolution. Which means we'd be starting at the beginning, and you'd reject it long before we got to consciousness.

Your own analogy implicates God.

It doesn't. You just force your god into everything, which is why I know you're fishing for the gaps.

Inb4 another "n-not it doesn't" with no explanation

Prove that you understand the basics of evolution, because there's no way that talking about the movement of sodium or potassium in our synapses is even worth talking about, until then.

Not only do brick walls don't emerge themselves

Never said they did. I used the brick as an analogy to parts of the brain. When you combine bricks you get a wall, but there's no wall in any of the bricks. Just like there's no consciousness in any of the brain parts, only when combined together.

You're the flat earth creationist. I can tell. You're not having a good faith discussion, and you're just trying to say that your unproven god has explanatory power.
I'm not replying until you prove that you understand evolution. If you don't prove it, I'm accepting your concession. If you dodge, I'm accepting your concession.

Anon asked for a trvke.
Hitler is part of the western origin story now. He won't be forgotten for awhile. Eventually he will be just a passing name in history. Kinda like Genghis Khan, only history buffs know the details about him.

Typed all this

Still hasn't explained the origin of consciousness

Classic redditleaf

I just cooked that dodging Christcuck.

redditleaf never argues in good faith either, there's literally nothing that will sway him from being an MSNBC tier libtard homer in all his beliefs. He was programmed by the TV.

Christcuck is seething this hard

Quite the victory lap I get.

redditleaf loses a debate and can't tell different posters apart because he's seething so hard

classic lmao

jeet

Estate settlement bullshit is some of the most gayest of all bullshit.

Christcuck is seething this hard

I cooked him so hard, that he's crashing out. I bet he's going to crash out into the next thread too, where I'll be laughing at his flat earth creationist ass then too.

schizopoo having a mental breakdown

Redditleaf reminds me of when Artie Lange went on the Joe Buck show

Hitler is part of the western origin story now.

as a 30 year old boomer, I've got to say there is a distinct break at some point from when I was a kid and how hitler/ww2 was viewed, and now. Like they're entirely different timelines almost. Shit seemed way more realistic when you're watching it on your blurry tube tv, seems way more fake when you're watching grainy shit on your HD 4k monitor idk

I wish I was a Jewish settler in the west bank. I'd have purpose. I'd be working towards something. Helping a greater whole achieve. Unfortunately I'm just a goy

Christcuck just dodges the fact that he doesn't accept evolution, because he knows that he'll be laughed at

Which is why there's no point in explaining it to a creationist.

You don't wish that
You could literally go volunteer overseas right now for some developing nation
Why are you trying to derail the conversation to evolution so badly

redditleaf loses a debate and is so unbothered by it he spams the thread whining about how he lost

do not care about your subpar debating skills, just stop spamming, kid

Christcuck is seething this hard

Christcuck showing that he's a creationist

You love to see it. All it took was a little pressure and he shows that he's a creationist.
Looks like I have two Christcucks seething now though.
Anyways, that's all I needed to do for those watching. You won't identify me for the rest of the night. You'll be chasing the redditleaf boogieman for weeks, and you'll be wrong every time.

You could literally go volunteer overseas right now for some developing nation

That's not really productive. I want to actively expand the miles of territory controlled by Westvrn civilization. I want to make the Empire bigger

Brooos

I am severely mentally ill

redditleaf spams the thread after he lost ANOTHER debate

ugh not this episode again...

I should be out right now, but I'm too tired, so I'm just here with this idiot.

Interacting with females feels like interacting with a different species

I started dating Latinas off Tinder.
Not because I love Latinas.
Not because I hate them either.
Because ICE was offering $500 a tip.
Because rent went up again and my neighbor just bought a Dodge Challenger while collecting EBT.

Tonight I matched with a new girl.
Her name is Valeria.
She says she likes hiking and adventure.
I told her I do too.
I’m about to take her on the last adventure she’ll ever have this side of the border.

At first, I felt a little bad about it.
But then I open Zillow.
$3800 a month for a one-bedroom where the shower is in the kitchen.
And I remember: survival is ugly.
Always has been.

It’s the American dream.
Eat the weak.
Get eaten later.
Smile through it.

I'm a complicated human being

Not really

tru that, but mostly because they are kinda a different species

I don't like the name "Simone"

You love the word seething

create your ai cum slut

Why?

I just don't like how it sounds or looks

This is cultural appropriation

Move to the US and marry me

only if you have xx chromosome, if you're gay you're a disgusting freak and should be killed

Why are you so ignorant?

Skin is yellow I wonder if my liver is failing

gooned to SFM again

my tummy huuuuurts

I hope you feel better soon

GOD it's brutal out here

a d j u s t m e n t s

Lived in this house for 3 years and only now realizing the detailing on my door

Facing DUI charges

LIterally how? I plowed into another car and never got a charge

redditleaf won btw

I WILL start brushing my teeth again
I am strong and can achieve anything