/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

When Sweet Treat Edition

I'm proud to be an American.

weird how this has become a controversial statement for some

i can hear my neighbors having sex through the walls
hot
think i'm gonna jerk it

pajeet moment

I did a good job in the skribbl

tranime thread

Going to buffet tomorrow, there will be prime rib

crushing grapes barefoot

Gonna play Fallout New Vegas and drink chocolate milk.
Cuckold freak.

Hilo anime

Anime website

only want to play 1 game a night

bobblehead ass lookin nigga

yeah i also repeat things i've heard when i don't know what's going on

The april fool's event definitively proved this website is primarily for random shitposting (Anon Babble & Anon Babble) and not Anon Babblenime or Anon Babbleitics

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They invited you to the funeral?

well yeah, duh. if i wanted to be serious i'd go comment on hasan's chat.

No a it's a dogs birthday

I'm le drunk

not for Anon Babbleitics

could have fooled me

tl note: le drunk means the drunk

I might actually unironically be fucked and go to prison for 2.5 years in Mexico of all places

not forcing everyone into Anon Babble college was a mistake this site never recovered from.

What the fuck did you do!?

What need is there to weep over parts of life? The whole of it calls for tears

you'll never have a horse gf

fuck this gay world

i might watch the gorge again

Do Japs really watch all this anime slop that comes out each year or is it like K-pop where it has become far more popular for export than domestic consumption?

how many trannies do we regularly have in /cum/?
i know there's a mexican tranny who comes by sometimes, there's that ftm tranny, and there's jason

Gun in a car with 4 people, wasnt my gun or on me
I got the equivalent of 2.5 years probation in which I wasnt supposed to leave Mexico/my state but I got a traffic ticket today and I even have an ID for another state (lawyerd said no prob then 2 years later he said its a fucking problem) i might actually get fucked fucked fucked for this

I dunno man, don't think anything can top Tronno. does this shit even pass for "english"

x.com/kunley_drukpa/status/1911848041004277852

/brit/

still posting trannies for no reason

Fucking nuke that general.

You may be my lucky star, but I'm the luckiest by far

I'm completely addicted to food, weed, and porn

I've become anime

that WAS the Tronno accent thougheverbeit

i'm anime rick, morty

if shitposting were an olympic sport, it'd be really bad at it

where at least I know I'm free

I thought Rick is the kid and Morty is the scientist

It's dead here tonight, so it's gay bar or granny bar time, unless I feel like going to a dance club.

You really haven't seen the show?

1. why are they all brown
2. what the FUCK is going on in canada
3. nuke toronto

if she give you wozzles on the first link she wifey senpai

Hi

Maybe a couple of episodes. I didn't find it funny

abuelitas are fun

can you translate that canadian into English for us plz

hello

that skribbl was mid af

why does he sound so zesty?

good morning sars
how are you on this beautiful weekend

suck ur mum

he's gerbert

goofin
gaffin
lambastin
just havin a real ol' good time on a wild saturday night

cant you see the sunshine

gerbert

sorry i'm not hip to the modern slang

JUGEMU JUGEMU

I have only ever and will only ever take my bf's cock but it is above average

The Witcher 3 may have been good 10 years ago, but playing through it today it's very mid.

no better feelin than some new boot goofin

no games to play

he's not on that, he's a good yute

Please take Quebec back!

No, we'll take more

Wolf of Wall Street is a shitty movie

breasts

:|

breasts, nipples poking through

:O

this bitch needs to make an onlyfans already

FUCK IT

WE'LL DO IT LIVE

I'm completely addicted to cumming in your mom's pussy.

Play Morrowind

zoomoids will not get this reference

i haven't showered since march >.<

i'm about to cancel spotify

ok neil young

I will be wrong

Toronto is like 40% White at most. It's producing the kind of terrors buddy here was thinking about

Bethesda games are overrated, I tried the Oblivion remake the combat is shit

Did someone discover that Spotify said nigger 15 years ago?

she can't, she'll get kicked out of the military

1am snack.

penis

one of my favorite albums is no longer available and the price just keeps going up so fuck it

I really want to put my mouth on her pussy and her buttcheeks on my face

why?

Trashy nails.

One day you will have to account for every single one of your actions

Because she's hot

@grok is this true

Microsoft Windows

youtube.com/watch?v=rdB13lFexNk

The Frontier

objectively untrue, 99.9% of what we do has no realized consequence

gods already told me he's not happy with me so I don't really care

It's ok

How will I account for pooping?

Yes, that was a lot of poop.

Oh, that one was really messy. I had to wash after.

That one was so painful.

I don't even remember that one.

youtube.com/watch?v=3U7REVIJacM

i actually call it microsoft winblows

AOC facesitting

hmm I'm thinking...NUKE TORONTO

what's that logo below?

that's a lie

did you take pleasure in it?

polish mayonnaise slaps
i dont fuck with hellmanns anymore
its like kewpie but not heckin japanese soyface

kinda of true

hell yeah

sometimes i get the urge to beat off then i look at pornography and its so disgusting i lose the inclination

i agree with the first part

polish mayonnaise

never heard of it

what's the longest you've gone without shitting? for me it's 4 days

Have you played it? Egypt is a slave state under the thumb of zionist rule, but he's right. It's ok.OK.

The New Frontier is gonna be good too.

Can tell I'm getting older because my nuts have started getting saggy and loose

that's my face when I used to goon for hours

I will never stop saying it.
Toronto is no longer Canada.

3 or 4 days
I remember in 5th grade this one kid because infamous for not pooping for a whole week during a boy scouts trip, and he had to go to the hospital and have the poop pried out of his ass

a week and a half

yall mfers need more fiber

you're a bunch of good yutes eh

Pooping? It's fine. I'd rather have to never poop, but it's better than it just excreting from my skin or puking it up.

i've started growing ear hairs

I just think it's gay

I'm feeling younger in my mind

I think I am gonna puke

Toronto isn't Canada

Quebec isn't Canada

Alberta isn't Canada

What is Canada?

a distant memory.

I love all of Canada

are you aware that colon cancer rates have doubled in young people over the past decade because of their shit diets
the longer that shit stays in your body, the more likely that something will go wrong

Atlantic

good

nova scotia and new brunswick

it's all your fault too

The rest

holding in your shit feels very good you should try it some time

I am aware now

The Maritimes
Manitoba & Saskatchewan
The Territories

Welfare monke

are you going to do anything about it

lmao the east coast is full of boomers and bums, it sucks total dogshit.

remember gunz

I don't know bro

say something in arabic

fiber

heh, i think you mean fibre

I'm not racist

but

which one, /cum/?

I will take a walk and think about it

Clean it up

just don't like em?

Saskatchewan is just Alberta Jr. let's be honest

I don't like too many of one people

Someone once told me

You don't have to hate someone to kill them

and I'll never forget it.

i'll take the cock-tampering kit

ازيك

Saskatchewan is a boring version of Alberta, Alberta already isn't that exciting

It's full of injuns not jeets/niggers, but still way better than Alberta. If oil prices fall too much for too long, then Alberta crumbles. Saskatchewan doesn't live and die on oil.

i'm alright

hey buds
how we doing? just made a hinge account myself

Saskatchewan is suicide inducing with how flat and boring it is.

How mad do you have to be at someone to shit on their car.

normalize eating boogers

good

in hell i'll be in good company

i think it's more impressive she just had a liquid projectile diarrhea shit ready to go, on demand, at the drop of a hat like that

t. never been anywhere in Saskatchewan but maybe Saskatoon and Regina

Saskatchewan actually has the most varied biomes.

Who's gonna carry the boats?

i'm not a fan of the 200 meter, and i'm not afraid to say it. just do the 100 meter or the mile instead of half-assing it.

Saskatchewan doesn't live and die on oil.

Technically the do.

Who is the worst?

boss is gonna be out of town which means 2 hour lunch breaks

the egyptians built the fucking pyramids

brian and jason?

Canola isn't the oil I was talking about, and they can just grow something else. Which the farmers are going to have to do, because our PM isn't going to deal with China's 100% tariff on canola oil. There's other things they can grow.

martha stewart's daughter was pretty hot back in the day

Good evening my dearest friend Anonymous. I hope you are doing well.
I am doing well myself. What has prompted you to create a Hinge account? I have had mixed results myself. I think that it is a better platform if you want to speed things up because women will immediately see your profile upon you liking their account (versus having to swipe anonymously until you match).

forget the daughter i'm going for martha

you know who was hot? mrs larson's daughter, wow. i never see such a girl

yeah

Martha Stewart is who I want to be when I'm retirement-aged. Unironically. GOAT aesthetics.

gooning to this thread

A tax cheating criminal?

drinking milk

ayo hol up

r u

a

grill?

i feel slightly healthy

that was the aliens
common mistake

If I was a comedian I'd be Steve Fartin'

is this how cool guys dress now

so sleepy, going to bed now. gn cumbums.

Bought a game but probably going to refund it, finance it by selling old CSGO skins, and buy it again. This both saves me $60 and lets me keep posting for the rest of the weekend instead of having to play it (YUCK)

I know I was being facetious. They can't just pivot to another crop, canola is a huge export. Try tell Ontario they has to pivot away from the auto industry or BC from lumber cause of tariff mania. They would throw a shit fit.

you're a decade behind the times homie.
goodnight my beautiful sweet princess. don't let the bed bugs bite.

glad to hear that :-)

What has prompted you to create a Hinge account?

i’m lonely and i think im ready to get myself out there really. ive had good results in the past and i feel it had a higher level of quality people on there

Winnipeg is the mad max city of Canada

Dr Fartsworth.

a yes 80s nonce core, my favorite
i remember reading a book when i was a kid called "a murder in winnipeg" but i can't find any info on it

They're going to have to pivot to another crop, because China's going to be buying a lot less now. They can grow the amount needed for the other countries still. But if the farmers are retarded enough to grow the same amount as pre-100% tariff, then they're retarded.

what about Chilliwack

i would never be an "expat"

Tuna fish for dinner. Am I supposed to care about PBS and NPR losing funding? If so, why?

Don't know anything bout that place

PBS, outside of their political commentary stuff, is a good tv station, showing things that you don't get elsewhere. Or they used to, imagine watching tv now.
NPR barely gets any public money, so they'll be fine.

Father why are you so sad

albertans really named a place "medicine hat"
lmao wtf

destiny's reaction to the hasan debate is up!

Canadians be like I'm from just outside of Moose Knuckle Saskatchewan

Am I supposed to care about PBS and NPR losing funding? If so, why?

PBS is child education's strongest soldier. NPR is just the only news radio that's worth a damn.

i'm from seal pussy, nunavut

It's not just the farmers, there's also the people who produce the oil. Telling a huge industry "tough tits, deal with it" isn't gonna help heal and already fractured country.

NPR unironically introduced me to some of my favorite pieces of classical music

i don't know about "cool guys" but creep staches and mullets are definitely in

i've heard that surrey is the new vancouver

Young Tajik women in the 21st century.

i've heard tel-aviv is the new toronto

we already all watched it live

Surrey is the Brampton of the West.

4>>2>3

Destiny reacted to his rape trial earlier did you see that

yes, no, absolutely not, maybe

My favorite type of fascism is when the dictator is too stupid to be effective, like Mussolini. But I don't like it happening in my country because I have to live with the effects of the stupidity. It would fine if it was happening in Canada or the UK or something

listenging to bill callahan and throwing bottles at the wall and cutting myself with the shards

UK had a landslide victory for their far right party in their local elections this week, so you very well might get your wish.

It's almost as if our PM is going to be a piece of shit that fucks the west over.

let me cry

Sounds like you're too stupid to understand what fascism is, so I wouldn't worry too much, little buddy.

2 > 4 >>>>> 1 >>>>>> powergap >>>>>>>> 3
All are still better looking than me.

it's not enough to hate Americans

chuds still seething you lost

are mutts who moved to south after civil war and now own oil wells old money?

NPR

national PUBLIC radio doesn't get that much funding? seems a misnomer but anyways who listens to that shit

"far right"

Reform is practically cucked at this point.

i dated a portuguese girl who looked like #2 and she smelled really good and was an absolute hornball

it's CLEARLY 3>1>4>2

Do you guys find it annoying listening to ESLs speak English with an accent (with perfect English, mind you), or nah?
Considering taking an accent removal course for my work if it will improve my relations with native English speakers

fuck you

I've read the doctrine of fascism and giovanni gentile's books on actual idealism. Why don't you tell me what fascism is if you know so much?

We haven't even started & it's going to get worse

nobody gives a shit if they can understand what you're saying clearly. far more annoying is if they're stuttering over words cause they don't know english that well

not really. people are very tolerant towards ESLs for some reason.

Our country will forever revolve around Upper and Lower Canada till the end of time. Confederation was a mistake.

i don't care about an accent if the vocabulary and grammar are correct

opb.org/article/2025/05/02/npr-pbs-federal-funding-trump/

NPR typically receives about 1% of its funding directly from the federal government, and a slightly greater amount indirectly; its 246 member institutions, operating more than 1,000 stations, receive on average 8% to 10% of their funds from CPB.

By contrast, PBS and its stations receive about 15% of their revenues from CPB’s federal funds.

They both do pretty good, for collecting money from other sources, but I'd still say that cutting PBS by 15% is pretty harsh.

John Hamilton here and I'm also in agreement Confederation was a mistake

So you don't know shit, as evidenced by your laughable claim that we're anything remotely close to fascism. As I said, don't worry about it, lil buddy. You're too stupid for these things

i hope something really bad happens but the internet stays up so i can come here and talk to you guys about it

So long as it's not a really heavy accent, it doesn't bother me. I'd rather they lose their accent though, if I had the choice.
If I was moving somewhere, I'd go out of my way to develop the natural accent of the new location.

staying up all night to see how my stomach digests food

we need that money for israel or something

True and Real.

cutting PBS by 15% is pretty harsh.

Why? they should both be funded at zero dollars

I wish I could sing

this! more money for israel!

You can see inside you?

I guess it makes sense that this is the case considering pewdiepie is one of the most subscribed youtube channels on the platform. I sound a bit like him, just a bit "less Scandinavian"

did I ask you, redditleaf? no I did not.

Oh I'll talk to you about it all right
You and me are gonna have a nice long talk

"The Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) is an American public broadcaster and non-commercial,[1][2][3][4][5] free-to-air television network based in Arlington, Virginia.[6][7][8][9] PBS is a publicly funded nonprofit organization and the most prominent provider of educational programs to public television stations in the United States"
I guess if you want your countrymen to be even more retarded, then cut it.

Why are you avoiding defining it? If you're so smart and now so much about fascism you should be able to do it.
I'll even throw you a bonus question that only an intelligent boy like you could answer: What's the connection between Hegel's concept of Geist and fascism?

/cum/ has strictly been an anti-Zionist general since its inception
FK wanted a more pro-Israel angle but he was overruled by Jason

nah i hate muslims more than jews

what does that mean...

If I moved to London or the south (US) I would feel super cringe trying to fake an accent. But I'd do the same if i moved to a place with a more neutral accent, one where it wouldn't be so obvious that I was trying to imitate it

I'm going to touch your dick

nah i hate muslims more than jews

You'll find out.

they literally cheered when blumpf signed an executive order to dismantle the department of education

stay away from more foreskin you absolute freak

LOL

AAAAAAHHHHHHH WHY DON’T YOU WORSHIP THOSE BROWN LOW IQ FREAKS AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

If you plan on moving there to live the rest of your life, it's not going to be fake. You'd be part of the community.
Also, you're white, so it'd be just fine for you to have and of the western English accents. You'd fit in with UK/US/CA/AU/NZ easily.

jajajaja

They're both equally terrible.

They voted to be retarded

cum to Amerika everyone's going to suck your dick because you are white, blonde and blue eyed just cum to wisconsin, minnesota, montana or some other nordic state and cum inside the blonde pussy of a girl

jews are brown

All public schools teach you is to hate and distrust other people. Every borderline sociopathic behavior Americans exhibit and disturb foreigners with is beaten into you in public school

I for one am pro-israel anti-jew.

It was a dark day but ultimately I had to accept the vote

muslims are browner

depressed because i can't pull a hot blonde girl

decide to watch miami vice to unwind from all the stress

the whole episode is the main character trying to fuck a hot blonde

FUCK ME!!! FUCKING GAY!!!

my retarded buddy genuinely thinks hes special because he's left handed

you can change that without destroying it. i know americans are dumb but jeez!

Yeah they haven't made anything good in decades and nobody watches it so cutting it has no impact, retard

Fk why do you like israel so much if you're a balkanoid. Your ancestors did nothing.

there's 2 guy's in this photo that could be entertained as white

cut the adfree station because it hasn't made anything for me

Ok, retard.

Does this still apply if I have brown hair and blue eyes? Also I'm not that tall, just shy of 6 ft (181cm)

Bosnian Jewish heritage

lil buddy still can't explain how the heckin fascism is coming to the heckin USA. Sad, but it was obvious he was retarded from the get go.

Yeah, I don’t know about you guys, but there’s just something about blondes that pulls me in. They give off this whole fun, carefree vibe I can't help but be into. How about you guys? Thank you

You never asked me to explain anything. You're imagining posts you never made.
Again:
Define fascism

cut the publicly funded station because it hasn't made anything remotely relevant for anybody

ftfy, downie

yes i love white women too

This thread smells so fucking bad

I didn't realize that you speak for everyone. My mistake.

wow if this is the level of reading "comprehension" you possess, it's really no wonder you're finding the heckin fascists under every bush.

Bro you're aryan/northern european everyone is going to suck your dick. I am southern european everyone in America fucking hates me. Look what they're going to do to luigi they're gonna boil the pasta nigger alive as if here macaroni.

Use this for the new

Poploolooo

Define fascism

That's what happens with anime OPs.

its the smell of chuds getting destroyed

obviously + the winner of the election said he was going to cut these programs prior so yes everyone voted on it already.

hope this helps!

Every girl in the world is drooling for luigi THOUGH

Trump

I asked you first, lil guy. I'd suggest you learn to read instead of being a retard.

You haven't read a single fascist work in your life. You're a moron.

white women

I mean blondes, specifically. I never really had a thing for them before, but once I started interacting with them in real life, something shifted — I just found myself drawn in. Maybe it’s the way blonde hair feels so soft, almost glowing, like strands of gold. There’s something undeniably feminine about it. Blondes just come across as naturally charismatic — charming, cute, outgoing — like they’ve got this warm, magnetic energy that’s hard to ignore.

And yet I understand it far better than you do. Strange, is it not? (It's not strange actually, you're just very low IQ)

now shoot each other

I'm drooling for you

they're not that's just the crazy liberal women. the hard working trump-germanic women all fucking hate wops they just want to fuck germans. you are only white in america if you look northern european/germanic

i'm a sucker for you

i thought women belong in the kitchen chud

what if you were a sucker for the (new)

they belong inside my dick

I own Mein Kampf but I've never read it. It was a gift and I already agree with Hitler so idk what I'd gain from reading it.

Tell me what the first line of the doctrine of fascism means. What is immanent? Where does the idea come from (hint: He was once a Hegelian!)? What does Gentile mean by historical forces?

just gooned to this thread

digits of uh...something

new

look I fucking love israel ok? i love it more than anyone in this thread does

we know, redditleaf. we know

the dork who reads books is always getting into arguments with people go to lit nigga we don't read here

Nice pivot.

not trans but ima twink with a cute ass