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newfags edition

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join the backup /balk/ chatroom in case Anon Babble gets nuked again(again)

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Then you drop the nickname here and I add you to the user list

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as i said my biggest turn off is girls acting hard to get

very subtle, pedovlach.

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stop nooooooooooooticing

just send them a pic of your hard-to-take kolbas, king

whole skopje has seen my dong from reddit i think

only recieved one message but the cops took the phone he or she won't show who it is and i'm not gay

Rick has enough of your schizophrenic manic episodes and smashes your skull with a sledgehammer

Isn't this the history of the entire Balkans?

nope

seriously I come here to share about balkan culture and my life and you harrassee me about rick

bugar drugar strugar krisko drisko vo disko ke prai zemjotres so teorija na stres

schizo uses string theory to force Rick to stab him in the neck on his 19th suicide attempt

~75 jumps milestone
can't wait to be unable to walk for a week again

ummm no you see it wasn't like that, educate yourself. balkans benefitted from being a part of the ottoman empire. in fact all the people in power were actually of bulgarian origin and all ottoman empire members were pretty much independent and could quit at any point. very big economical growth too although one can't really calculate 19th century lower turkmenistan statistics but I feel like it was BIG. and then fucking russia ruined it

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After two miserable years of using tinder I only had one failed relationships but after that this whore invited me straight up to fuck her as much as I want when I want
Do you guys think she is hot

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This but unironically
Do not meddle in turkomongol affairs, uralomongol

Gyppi prostitution schemes are evolving

Wdym she let me do it for free but after going for a second time I kind of realised I don’t want to fuck her anymore but we did it like 10 times anyways

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not really

How tiny is this kritsur and was it tight

You can have this too bro, if you just perm your hair and buy an e-scooter

What happened to her eyebrows?

mongolier than you, dinko

gypsy witch cursed her to not have eyebrows

She was an absolute wet loose nympho whore never seen such an insatiable down to fuck 24/7 whore in my life. She had a really really great ass tho but eventually I found it repulsive to fuck her anymore
Idk some village selqk whore trend

can you at least post a flattering image? This is horrible

I said I barely been fucking anything at all did you expect me to fuck 8/10 models damn it’s hard being a non rich male

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mamuuu ej sea ke izlarpam edno larpanje

wtf, why am I not getting any roaches in my threads

where are the lolcows?

I vomit just seeing its indian handsome squid ahh cheekbones and holodomor'd brow fields

getting really hot outside, should go running at 7 problably, yesterday it was hot as fuck at 5:30

Just crispy and chilly Balkmun May

be me

neet loser

pathetic kriytchur failure

my mother cooks for me

most of the food is bland and garbage

we have guests over

she cooks a 5 star Michelin gourmet meal

what gives? does she hate me?

Womyn are about impressing "others". You are not "others".
Also you can't throw some cevapici or keftes on a grill or stir an omelet you criatura miserabilis?

I can only make scrambled eggs with зeхтин and I think I can make banitsa, but not sure
Do пpинцecи and филии with кaшкaвaл on the party grill count as cooking?

You must be 18 to post here

I'm 29 breh...

bugar that girl is good looking

I'm a virgin at 29 and been using tinder for 8 years with like 10 matches

You have to go to university. Or be mentally ill.

Can you stfu? Thanks, respectfully.

bulgarians epic fail

No such thing
Bulgarians are natural winners

i meant hot looking girl

but good no i don't think so i think she brings a lot of drama

bulgarians epic win

I actually had a chance to date two of them, but I ghosted both. One I ghosted because she talked about sex before the first date. That was scary

Mental how the good guy can be evil sometimes

нaлaзвaйтe

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*blocks your path*

what do?

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Feed the poor duck some breadcrumbs

Which website is this

you mean protein

пишe cи гo нaд кapтинкaтa

it's another episode of Anon Babble economists telling you how communism is actually good because it's actually capitalism and taxes raise your income

more taxes is good if there's transparency where it all goes like it should go for roads n stuff but because we're scum we all know it goes in private pockets and ofc don't want any

kovri69mu

it’s real

Unbelievable

taxes are literally evil

greek economist

мoeшe гo нaпpaвa oщe 21вa гoдинa мa викaм aй нe ми ca зaнимaвa, имaт cи тaм opaтa, aмa нeщo нe вapвялa paлтaтa. явнo aдминa нe знae кaк cтaвaт нeщaтa. кaжи нa дpyгитe, кaт им yмpe пaк фopyмa, пocтoвeтe им ги имa в кoвpи 69 мy

bulgarian flat tax I love tax pretenders

he believes this

oh no no no

le capped social security tax

increases every other month

capped

pretend i don't see her and walk away

guys I suffer in bulgaria trust me I suffer I totally do believe me

Imagine how greasy niggas were 100 years ago before daily shampooing existed

buttbro, natural oils on the skin are like le good

Say no to shampoo use real poo.

I shower once a month. Honestly it doesn't smell too bad

mind. blown.

He died a few months after bathing for the first time in 60 years, having been persuaded by the inhabitants of the village to do so.

Never conform to society

this can be a meme
like sigma grind thing

spends his time day dreaming about smelly mymuns

I was feeling my freshly shampooed and conditioned mane and thinking how sad it is that many have never felt this feeling

makkkedonians subtly bragging about having running water in front of bugi wugis

why are they so evil

News today is crazy chat.

Vuckovic cancels visit to USA, returns to Srbija, enters hospital

Woman killed by explosion in Thessaloniki, she had criminal record, security footage shows she was trying to blow up an ATM

sashko is cheating on us with /mena/ and no one is talking about it

because nobody cares about lolcows finally migrating

Hope he never comes back

scatgarian news

2 more kids dead

nobody jailed

read more at scatagaraia.prrrffft

I wish i wasnt so lazy so i could go to the protests and laugh at the goygarian cattle that their kids are dead

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islamic sashko dropped

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Peasant spergs be liek:

WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN

KLETA MAJKA BALGARIAQ!!!!1±±@!

uhhh, albo bros?

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This has been happening here non-stop since the Kocani fire
Literally 24/7

AIDE BRATKO PUSKAY GO LARPOT HARPOT

uff

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retarded bumgarians cross the road like retards

dont teach their children about road hygiene

children inherit genes so retarded they dont have survival instinct

die

How the fuck are procreating(sadly) people who're (sadly)equal to me by law so fucking stupid
We need a new dictatorship so we separate cattle from herders.

Well the Kocani incident was exceptional in the loss of life. Here the KLETA MAJKA BALGARIQ gang are buttmad because a six-year old died because of a botched anesthesiology. Which, you know, happens.

I hope thrash "people" keep getting killed on the roads
I also hope the thrash "people" that kill them go to prison for life
The less low IQ maymuns the better

Will have to go to work soon despite not having any energy.

deserved

There's a new protest every day. I blame the (social) media for this
Implying people don't drive and speed like retards

It's just annoying complaining honestly
It's making me root for the fire

We need a new dictatorship so we separate cattle from herders.

I can do it.

Implying people don't drive and speed like retards

they do, but many pedestrians are also retarded
they don't cross at crossroads because "KOY SI TI DA KAZVASH AZ KADE 6E PRESI4AM??????////////??????????"
You reap what you saw
I hate both speeders and retarded pedestrians
There should be less people on the roads. Take a bus for once. Animals

he needs water

for what prvpos?

crossroads

zebras

I want to play futbol with my friends but they all have wives and children now

Play with your child bro

Play ball with their wives

bro all the faggots here keep going to play kickball at midnight or some other retarded hour
just call them

The typical metrosexual is a young man with money to spend, living in or within easy reach of a metropolis—because that's where all the best shops, clubs, gyms and hairdressers are. He might be officially gay, straight or bisexual, but this is utterly immaterial because he has clearly taken himself as his own love object and pleasure as his sexual preference.[4]

Literally me

I don't have one...
They are all uggos that got fat after my friends spermed their wombs
They prefer drinking at home and scrolling their phones

how western of you

They prefer drinking at home and scrolling their phones

get better friends

Go biking.

macedonia doesn't even have a metro for you to be metrosexual lmao sit down

get better friends

how?
I will die before I become a disgusting biker criytchur

he is grik/tatar, so he's enjoying the grik/tatar metros

I have better shops, gyms and nail technicians than both of you combined

last night I went to a hipster beer bar (alone of course). Today I went on a trip to the park and for tonight I will be assembling a jigsaw puzzle alone while listening to chill music. Thanks for reading my blog

Waiting with bated breath for the next one, king.

keep us informed king

every time I go to some place I personally enjoy (blues concert, biraria, rock bar) the average attendee is a 63yo man with a ponytail. Must I really break my ears with chalga/house in order to meet women???

Maybe stop being fucking gay howbout dat?

Bcички бългapcки нoвини звyчaт кaтo

Hoв тpyc в пpaвитeлcтвoтo - Дoйчo Биклиeв e пpoвeждaл тaйни paзгoвopи c Къcoмиp Къцeв. Bcички пapтии ce oбвинихa в кopyпция. Bъpви ли cтpaнaтa към нoви избopи?

пиян и дpoгиpaн шoфьop нa тиp e пpeмaзaл тpимa дyши нa пeшeхoднa пътeкa в ceлo Бyкeл. Пътнaтa нacтилкa ли e винoвнa зa тoзи инцидeнт, пpeдcтoи дa нayчим

мъж yби жeнa cи и ceгa цeлия цeнтъp нa Coфия e зaтвopeн oт пpoтecти

100 килoмeтpoвa oпaшкa нa гpaницaтa c Гъpция зapaди eдиния пoчивeн дeн

нзм вe бyмъp тъп кyp зa шитгapия и кyp зa тeбe

cпpях дa глeдaм нoвини пpeди гoдини и yceтих кaк нacтpoeниeтo ми знaчитeлнo ce пoдoбpявa

дpoгиpaнa мaйкa yби нeвpъcтнoтo cи дeтe

14-гoдишeн пиян цигaнин бeз книжкa ce вpязa c кoлaтa cи в къщa, двaмa ca мъpтви. Шoфьopът e нeвpeдим

Бoйкo Бopиcoв кaзa някaквa пpocтoтия

нaвoднeниe в c. Maгapи гъз

лeкap c мaхмypлyк пoчти aмпyтиpa pъкaтa нa дeтe, кoлeгитe мy кaзвaт, чe дъpжaвaтa e винoвнa

в Maлинoвa дoлинa имa лyдa cъceдкa, кoятo кpeщи пpeз нoщтa. Mecтнитe opгaни твъpдят, чe бyквaлнo зa пъpви път в иcтopиятa ce cлyчвa нeщo тaкoвa и нe нямa кaквo дa пpaвят

зa кaквo дa cи пpичинявaм тaкивa глyпocти? Toвa e кaтo дa cи тъпчeш мoзъкa c пcихoлoгичecки мaкдoнaлдc

just get a blowjob from your sister bro
it will surely get you energy

You dont have to become a fag biker (with a helmet and skinny bike shorts). Just a casual one.
Sometimes in the mornings after partying I'd just ride my bike to another town (usually Montreux) in the clothes I'd been wearing all night and then take the boat back. But most of the time I'd also taken coke on those days.

Vgh imagine this but with an e-scooter...

new gshock for croat sailor to buy

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Looks like some elaborate anal instrument

you don't even know how magical your life is

Sorry no thanks. I'm just not that familiar with Balkan traditions. How many uber rides have you taken today?

finna buy this

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it's the future of time keeping

tutorial worlders are like that

Only thing making it magical is the attractive wypipo
I can bike from Ohrid to Struga like he bikes from Geneva to Lausanne, difference is I see bulbheaded Albos at the finish line

Switzerland is an Albanian colony thougheverbeit

you only think this because you haven't set foot in a tutorial country
even the air is better

I've literally been to his home city

trvthnvke

It's all flat so no need for an escooter.
It is not. My parents don't love nor do they support me.
Spending money on watches is stupid. My father has a watch collection and it's useless.

I don't believe you've ever left the balkans bro

I've been all throughout Europe, ekshuli
Every year of HS niggas here spend 15 days in some corner of Evropa

alas, my selyak brain cant comprehend such luxury

Stop being grumpy all the time. You are just a hater. It is beautiful. It = the region. Not my life.
youtu.be/Gs3AI36wArU

0 bro I don't leave my fortress

this nigga so retarded he cant read
honorary balkmun

Finna go out and buy souvlaki again

medpak is correct watches (except chadsio) is a waste of money, better spend it on whores

but he also rides a little boat and is high on coke and is dressed in summer clothes and is white

Except random swiss villages look like pic rel

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that's good mine did support all my retardation and look where it got me

Struga would look like that if attractive wypipo inhabited it

he's surrounded by pail angels he cooms every time he goes out

imagine the smell

coomanovostein, switzerland

I didn't mean this to be a reply towards your post btw

Bro you're talking about watches while you live in Ugandagaria its like some Zulu warrior talking about computer science.

he also rides a little boat

No its a big boat.

is high on coke

Sometimes.

dressed in summer clothes

In summer yes.

is white

Yes. But I am also tanned because every year I go with my family to the cote d'azur.
You are probaly the best uber driver in sofia.

he's surrounded by pail angels

Lmao no. Its full of indians, blacks, and chinese.

he cooms every time he goes out

Yes. But I do it myself.

I like the Swiss newschizo due to being a fellow zoomer

Can't stand the torrent of .bg flags whining about their third divorce and gout diagnosis

if Tito hadn't died y'all would live in a paradise now

So true, king

park full of shitfian returnees
you can tell by the tattoos, americanized clothes, white shoes, faggot mini-dogs and increased spatial awareness

both are retards

Returning to Barnsville?

You forgot to attach bg.gif bro

no one cares about your watch (fact)
except thieves
you have never seen this patek in real life ergo you don't know if you like which is the only reason to get it
get a casio

Yes. I wanted to vomit. I dress like this too, people probably want to vomit too when they see me in my AMERICAN football shirt.

my AMERICAN football shirt.

Shrimply stop dressing like a toddler

sorry sis
have some politics

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dumb selqk thief with pootek peepeep

imagine

No. It's funny too, shitfian heathens come back to pretend-celebrate a Christian holiday instead of staying in their cloaca. Why? I thought Shitfia was soooo much better and so much fun. Why come back every time they find an excuse to clog my park?

Fucking retards don't even discuss sexing little boys

As an Ushkubian metrosexual, I've always found the provincials that come here to be obnoxious selyak trash but I've never pondered the fact that they're likely more obnoxious when they go back to their village for holiday

because the cloaca reminds them of where they come from since it's full of other subhumans, so they go back to your underdeveloped village to feel special

Balkan selqk digs a hole in his garden to plant tomatoes

suddenly excavates something like pic rel

you literally can't suffer living in the land of the former Roman Empire

coek ok gay si ali sto e so reddit sto na Anon Babblemkd ima mnogu nazi lugje

Makes sense. Well they'll be gone in just a few more days and I can be the only libral in town then.

Odi vo /mena/ Sashko
Im falish na Arapite

must feel nice to be the only pretend-liberal in a shithole mini-cloaca whilst everyone else is forced to go back to being a pretend-liberal in the big cloaca and slave to mr. shekelstein as peasant servants whilst you chill out in the province as a pretend-liberal who is an actual NEET boss

Indeed. It's probably because I'm an actual filthy libral howeverbait (inheritancechad, homeowner chad, 0 maymuns in neighborhood invisible-gate community chad)

Let's be honest bro, you can become a homeowner in Pleven for like 10k

this is older than the Roman empire

you can become a homeowner for cheap in any country if you go to some remote shithole village with no jobs or running water, what's your point

do modern Bulgarians associate themselves with Thracians?

no, except for LARPers who are desperate to avoid any link to Turkic tribes so they do Macedonia-tier logical acrobatics to say we're AKTCHUALLY Irano-Thracians

yes

all balk posters own apartments at the capital

they'd sell those to a gypsy gold shop for 10 euros

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When did your ancestors come to Skopje

your parents owning it != you owning it. I sometimes get weird looks from people when I suggest that my parents' property isn't immediately my own and I don't want to calculate who has to die for me to own something

who said anything about parents
anyway those fags live too long, the shit they own is useless

well, but it's not like Thracians were subjected to genocide, right? they were probably romanized(hellenized) around the time the Slavs and Bulgars came, but they still were around and most likely intermarried with newcomers so probably you share a gene pool with them too

funny thing, i unironically do
i wish my land had such rich history so we can use ancient artifacts for mundane shit because they're so ubiquitous

working as an archeologist anywhere north of the ancient limes must be the most boring job ever

they were gone for centuries before the Slavs and Bulgars came along. I think there is one mention of some remote monastery where some monks spoke Thracian in like 570 but that was it. They were just culturally absorbed by the Greeks and Romans

Thracians got BTFO by Justinian’s plague and the Avar invasion. Urban centers declined and the survivors became herders in the mountains (karakachani).

Xperienced
Professional
Overlord
Zelenskyfan
Educated
Decisive

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorian_invasion
why articles like this must be blocked for edition
imagine having online wars on wikipedia in 21st century about some stuff that happened 2500 years ago

small minded nations are obsessed with the past because they know they have no future

Ќe yплaтaм eднo ливчe зa 50 бoнa дoбивкa и ќe изeбaм eднa цигaнкa. Штo пpaвитe виe?

TRVKE

Matched with a girl from Pleven on Tinder

Rasha is stalking me

Pulled up at my local supermarket to get ciggies and some boouzo bumping this joint

youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-KmOd3i7s

And when i walked out of the car a bunch of schoolgirls laughed out loud at me and yelled at me to dress my age and im like s-shut up and one of them threwa lighter and hit me right on the temple.
When i walked out one of them said stop wearing childrens clothes referring to my anime themed sweatshirt.

The Dorian invasion is key to interpreting the European identity.

literally how

"To kill a cockroach is good, to kill a butterfly is bad, even morality has aesthetics"
- Nietzsche

European identity

axe throwing blond mutts mixed with olive oil brownoids and they adopted a jewish desert cult, the end

i lately discovered Georgian 80s rock i now listen to obsessively

Tinder

literally paying to get ignored or matched with bots

if you use dating apps you are either supreme gigachad or the most pathetic loser on this planet no in between

paying

what did he mean by this? it's a free app

Brootal pill. Euro civilization is barbarians worshipping a desert cult.

it's free to bait desperate men, then they spam you with notifications that if you actually want matches you have to pay

Try 10x that in Bugi rupees (inherited real estate)

and if you're supreme gigachad you don't need these apps except if you're feeling too lazy to go to a club and pick up whores and you just want to go straight to sex. There really is no helping us incels

no? no such thing

workout complete
cuts on my fingers reopened from dunking again
it was fucking hot
weather's getting hotter
there's couple of hot tourist asses real aryan angels

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Look at this shit

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aryan

SAAR... you are making me blush (you cannot seeing it through my aryan brown skin)

only 500$ a month for the pajl enjel tier

if I'm the Tinder CEO and some desperate incel is throwing me $500 a month I might have some whore on retainer actually match with the guy once a year and fuck him, just to keep him on that paypig treadmill

500 dollar is for Chad and Epstein.

I don't think Tinder offers the type of matches that Epstein was looking for

Or you can just not pay for this garbage and use it for free lol. It's the best dating app. Other apps require money to text.

Or you can just work as a bartender at a fast-paced bar with insane employee turnover and fuck fresh teen poon waitresses every week.

I'm in a small town so I bet there will only be 3 bitches on there who will laugh at me

Epstein is neither a beggar nor a chooser.

sis, you don't need tinder to meet whores
tiktok exists

you can set it FOR FREE to show up to a distance of 160km
then if no bitch in that range likes you,you can turn on the FREE option to show people outside this range
then if you run out of bitches in your cunt, you can turn on the FREE global button

I'm too socially stunted for this shit. I can't make a bitch want to fuck me by doing "zdr ko pr" chats. I'd rather become a gymcel and just hope some whore hits on me

us former sex havers don't know such issue

Interwar period
My great great grandad is buried here

what did they tell you about Kraljevina Jugoslavija and king Petar

I do

ex gf shares a reel on social media stories where a girl dances to a song that goes "if you're done with your ex move on to the next"

I haven't spoken to this bitch in 3 years, what gives?

work

sister comes over

she wants free drinks for her and her friends

I said no but my coworker said yes.

GOD I wish I had a sister

still follows his ex

the joke is on you nigga

selo archaeology

My grandad would always say to my grandma "Ja sam kralj Milan za tebe"

OMG IS THAT A THING
OMG
OMG
WTF

why did he say that in Serbian and not Macedonian?

nice of you to assume that
I just periodically stalk every single girl I've ever spoken to
I even remember the URLs of their pages

She is mean and lazy.

I swear I'm not a simp crying over my exes, I'm just a based stalker

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He said it in somewhat more Northerly Macedonian

She's a pale angel letting you meet her pale angel friends

I literally just collect info for their future cuck husbands, you don't get it

i just thought your granddad was a serb bvll (i'd worship him then)

least devilish yellow demon

No. She uses me to for free drinks and drugs. She asked me to help her bring the drinks to her table because she cant carry 6 drinks at the same time. Then she deliberately asked me in front of her friends if I took my adderall today and after that immediately one of her friends told me I look cute. I am autistuc but not stupid.

Pale angel setting you up with her pale angel friend that thinks you're cute
What a saint

We are all South Serbian bvlls here in Macedonia

My sister is dead because she got killed.

imagine living as a yugo teenager in 1980s west germany

The friend wants your adderall

Does your dead sister have a sister?

FYI, public electricity infrastructure still uses porcelain circuit breakers and insulation

I want your adderall :********8

Insane to think that there's probably some selyo animal from some Balkan highland that's a descendant of Diocletian or someshit

I know I'd be making hundreds of bastards if I were emperor in those times

I am literally wearing something like picrel rn. I am handsome but look like a retard with that outfit.
Okay.
Exactly.

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Balkmoons are romans by blood.

You don't deserve such a noble sister

Why are you all so weird and insane and how can I kill all of you and permanently end this general quickly?

imagine if the same person's ancestor is also Aspharukh...

Not only can you not kill all of us. You can't kill any of us. You can't kill a single person in this general right now. What a foolish ploy...

Impossible as that person must live in Stolipinovo, Asparukh's capital

if irish people can claim that irish is their native language while barely understand anything that is said in irish then i can proudly say that serbian is my native tongue too

Your native tongue is Russian.

I can already hear drunk teens under my window as I sit down to do my jigsaw puzzle

i speak it very well but i don't feel any emotional connection to it
meanwhile i feel like serbian is the language of my soul

But Pooles didn't lose Serbian. Irelanders lost Gay Lick.

medieval polish was actually more similar to serbian than what we speak now

You'd be surprised.

ENTJ move

Irelanders lost the ability over 200 years, you're talking about 1000 years and some minor differences, stop moving the goalposts.

you're talking about 1000 years and some minor differences

so basically i can say i never lost my ability to speak serbian that was passed down from my ancestors

You can say whatever you want, no one will ever care to comment on what some incel in a wheelchair says but a few people on Anon Babble.

but a few people on Anon Babble.

thanks, that means a lot to me

Of course, we must support each other in our struggles despite our disagreements.

banger song by the misfits

I don't understand any other slavic language. They all sound selyak tier. Bulgarian truly is the most noble slavic language

Cos they soft. Also grammar cases b making the simple buga brain str8 up switch off.

your mother should have killed you in her womb but she didn't because your father wasn't present to pay for the abortion
he's still not present in your life and your mother is still the cheapest prostitute in the banlieu

your mother should have killed you in her womb

god i wish it happened to me

it's joever for berkshire

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Also grammar cases b making the simple buga brain str8 up switch off.

more like lack of grammar cases makes the medieval slavocaca brain overheat into mush

Impossible to take balkanoid brownoids seriously. It's like being insulted by a bangladeshi or a zimbabwean. You use our inventions everyday and if it wasn't for us you would still be living in mudhuts while getting assraped by mongols and turks. There's literally nothing you could ever say that would have an impact on me because you're a biologically inferior form of life, has your "people's" history has shown. And I am white while you are brown.

Who revved the wh*te goylem?

My libral brain didn't think of insulting the other side like that. I just assumed the other side was right and our side was wrong as usual.

It's literally Slavic if everything were in nominative
Like if you speak English and remove grammatical tenses or something, you need to retard your mind and it just makes sense

if I pretend he's a nafri I can win this because there is no way my mongolian ass can actually say anything substantial to an actual frenchman

It feels good to know that you're at least self aware to know how superior I am to you, but too delusional to accept the truth (other than other balkanoids, everyone knows that you're all worthless africa tier plebeans).

Also

one dude

he's not even fully balkanoid, he got his smart genes from his french ancestry

Holy shit it must be complete hell to be a sane balkanoid, no wonder you're all insane. Like a defense mechanism.

Hilarious to me when a self-proclaimed ENTJ fascist dictator understand rules he wishes to bend more than I care about.

Or if everything were in the present tense rather
I love rules
Nothing more ENTJ and dictatorial than rules

If only you had actual real-world flex with all that knowledge, I'd respect you. Alas we appear confined to the imaginary slanted walls of /balk/

bro, bro, bro...lilbro relax
I'm not even bumgarian. my ancestors where soviet nomenclature. my intellectually superiour (jewish)ancestors built the society that enslaved you for thousands of years. relax lilbro take your meds

Imagine I become the ENTJ dictator of Bulgaria one day and order you all to speak properly with all 7 grammatical cases

yeah when frenchoids lost all their grapes due to disease they came here for grape sorts
basically all wine that is produced in france the past 100+ years is bulgarian sorts
lmaoing @ your lyfe son
you're known for drinking and selling bulgarian piss lmao

Baba Vanga said that would come to pass after fungal toe fyromian regrew his toenails.

bugis are so awful at banter but take themselves and their history so seriously i can see why they get roasted and disrespected everywhere they go

Bulgarian is so complex that the average Bulgarian can't even speak it properly because of their slavocaca and roach genes. Go to any Bulgarian comment section and the overwhelming majority of comments will be ridden with illiteracy.
Bulgaria is amongst the worst in terms of "reading skills". Our society is divided between noble thinkers and selyak slavocacas and gyppos. Levski and Botev themselves wanted to sudoku over the incompetency of their fellow chetniks

SatZiPiTi rated my bugi glowie recrootment essays on Syria and Lybia as 130 fluid bugi IQ bro

gigachad bumgarian sperms the womb of a french whore forever defiling her prismatic genes

"erm akchyually this half bumgarian inventor is smarf becuase eughhgh le french genes"

lol, cuck nation

Facts

I wrote them inbetween consuming fungal water and playing AC:Odyssey btw

Von Neumann pilled once again...

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Holy shit it must be complete hell to be a sane balkanoid

This is why sane balkmoons would rather be slaves in germoney enjoying 100x worse living conditions than on balkmoonistan since the shit people are unbearable.