/brit/

choli edish

now imagine its your head

her leaked arsehole pics are very peng

Haven't even tried to shag since the exgfberg honestly. Might give it a proper go this summer, if you don't shoot you don't score

yeah

Right Wing Skyrim Squads

Always wanted to throw a melon out a window or something but feel like it would be a waste and I'd have to clear it all up afterwards. Wish i was niggerbrained sometimes

My ex gfbergs 4 year old daughter would call me "cholli" because she couldnt pronounce the name charlie. Honestly miss the little runt tbqh

Rorke not knowing wether to support the imperial empire standing for law and order or the ethno nationalist rebels

what a delicious little plump bint

well?

Very nearly succumbed to my degenerative gambling habits of the past just now lads. Got that deposit limit turned on just in time before I spunked a load of money

isn't he that mad irish boxer?

leftypol supporting the Altmer

Why isn't there an option to join the aldmeri dominion in Skyrim? Granted only players who choose elves as their race would be able to do it but still it would have been cool to see that

Skyrim belongs to the Nords lad

terrible addiction. i stopped. this was an interested video just knowing there is someone who was much worse than me youtube.com/watch?v=bdhpyFeiSjs

Unironically the Empire in Star Wars did nothing wrong

Bit racist

Listening to big ass truck

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Remember Alderaan

Cash ISA man in?

the emperor set it up so the galaxy would have a defence against an invasion of force-resistant monsters he prophesied

almost time for beer i think

boggles the mind how slop like this is so popular. 4 and a half hours long as well

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i watch slop like this on the second screen while playing games or posting on brit

I'm a Premium Bond enjoyer

our rach is coming for you

Which ones are you lads ?
Im personally a confederate Iranian fox news watcher

what the fuck are they even arguing about?

jeez

Had a dream last night I was posting on /brit/ but I didn't get any replies to my posts

millennials be like

final fagtasy, nintendo, star wars are my life! need to buy the next slop to shove in my fat face to try and feel a semblance of happiness like when i was a kid!

your man on the left is a rabid zionist and your man on the right isn't

do you condemn hamas?

umm... confused by this. who isn't a terrorist sympathiser?

palestine/israel

Millennials are so cringe lol

off the the general store to pick up some sundries

Working class Carribbean black lads with names like Steve that are culturally white and just like beers and football

uh, millennial bros...

dont exist any more

not watched this gaylord debate and never will but I can tell the handsome turkish lad "won"

he's just a regular jew, calling him a rabid zionist is redundant

you ok over there lad?

Gonna be keeping my cash physically then.
Rachel Reeves is an incompetent midwit who should be making tea in a cafe, not in charge of the economy.

time for an update?

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calling it in

Never really cared about the Elder Scrolls games
Daggerfall was free on steam, played it for 10 minutes and said fuck this. Tried playing Morrowind a year ago and it was clunky and I couldn't get past the wizard on the bridge so I gave up

Gave the new Oblivion a go and it's pretty kino. I get the appeal now.

Literally haven't existed since the 1990s.

menthol how this basically sums up my life

link plssssss

wait til you play skyrim it's mint

The flight plan you just filed with the agency?

really weird when you see blacks in the their 60s with full on cockney accents

the original itself is bad enough but I imagine watching it via asmongold feels similar to getting kicked in the head

i love jack black because i watched his movies when i was 10 and he's fat and obnoxious like me and all millennials!

weird I played the new oblivion and thought the exact opposite. such a boring shit game

Not a fan of the Brazilian coomer

just watched loads of dancingbacons videos

BRICS

It's spaki on a VPN

spaki vpn

rorke making rainbows out of something painful

ONE DIVINE HAMMER

Imagine a world with no browns or blacks.

Imagine a world with 20 million white Britons living in South Africa instead of bantus.

mental how jews crucified the entire nation of syria just like they crucified the lord Jesus Christ

mental how people do this but i'm the weird one for watching a cute vtuber instead

Yorkshire! Yorkshire!

woke has officially won in australia today. as it did in canada the other day

yorkshire mentioned

your county and Canada are colonies of the USA

right well that's a man with a bulge wearing lingerie isn't it

puffiest vagina i've ever seen that corrrrrrrrrr

Millennial landlords should double rent for zoomers.

bank holiday tomorrow. get in

anon....

shove it up your fucking arse, cletus

large udders maiden just appeared on my twitter timeline lads

Millennial landlords

'88 zoomer here

sent that cunt to maccies

don't interrupt me lad, im imagining lovely vaginal sex with the nice woman

got my tusks out

im gay

why do all millennials have that pudgy marshmallow body phenotype? it's like they're all morphing into jack black

For the few who aren't bots posting this garbage under the Justin Barrett video, be warned: friend-enemy distinction is activated. If you watch Barrett confront Zionist Jew infiltrator Ezra Levant and your reaction is ANYTHING other than to applaud Barrett, there will be no "debate," you will be categorized as enemy and blocked.

how is it weird? i know we have mongs who pretend to 'normal' by pretending it is 2002 and the internet hasn't happened

people are fat rorke

One week without wanking
Still feel like my typical no libido evil incel self

another day, another Ezra Levant mention by the yank

mental how a millennial man is trying is to act like a zoomer to bait another millennials v zoomers argument.

extremely peng walk in the countryside today. sun was shining, trees and plants lush with foliage, birds singing, picnic with the gf.
does wonders for the old wellbeing.

I grew up playing runey and habbo hotel, so I'm not really a fan of single player games unless they have really interesting interactive worlds and storylines, like in San Andreas.
Oblivion seems cool so far. Doubt I'll be able to get through much more of it though. I like talking to other people and trading and pvp and that sorts.

Billionaire oligarchs like Mark Zuckerberg and JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon dumped billions worth of stocks right before Trump announced his tariffs and the market crashed.

The US economy is just one big pump-and-dump scheme.

Absolute SCENES as Bradford score a 96th minute winner to clinch automatic promotion away from Walsall and take themselves to League One…

it's literally me, i'm going to shittalk lord of the rings soon and you cunts will take the bait

millennials treat media franchises like their lifelines. if they don't keep fuelling their nostalgia for it they'll wittle down into husks.

why are your girls so pretty bongs

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Absolute SCENES as the man kicked the ball

Russia is still overwhelmingly European Russian. Those who claim Moscow is less white than Paris are generally misinformed by professional liars seeking to get low IQ rightoids on board for war.

your country is already finished the same as the rest of the anglosphere mate

anglosphere

HUGE ick

what is so controversial and extreme about saying england is for the english and ireland is for the irish?

awful

Pic unrelated or

this millennial 'man' at work was listening to eminem and telling me about how his wife's boyfriend is a refugee

Black hair is the only pretty one. Maybe the one below but can't really tell

please don't use that image. It is reserved for 'open the fucking pubs' poster.

windows 11

edge

chrome

that burger

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pack of dolled up munters lol

that a pic of your virgin burger resting on your virgin laptop from your virgin phone to the virgin website is it?

that is economically inefficient, both should just be economic zones for anyone.

maybe you just have shit taste, i love them

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zoomer fanny is crap

best gimmick of all time btw

*blows in from Stupid Town*

the city of Newark, new jersey literally doesn't have a police force, there isn't a tax base there to create a police department

did that with a middle class girl flatmate's watermelon out our 5th floor halls kitchen window and blamed it on the chinese

no you didnt. be quiet

german girls are awful in comparison. generic as fuck and all look same

You now hear the beeping noise in McDonald's

literally did and i could prove it with texts between myself and the lad who i did it with

Meme antisemites do a great disservice ti the righteous cause of fighting Jew power.

The Jewish org in Iran supports the Ayatollah against Israel. That's because if they don't publicly say that the government will crackdown on Jews.

Iran and Russia have gentile sovereigns, making the dynamic different from the West where Jews crackdown on the government if it offends them. Jews have tried everything to topple Putin and failed so they have to live with him. On the other hand, Biden, Trump, etc serve at organized Jewry's pleasure.

RELEASE A NEW FUCKING MMO

Bet on Rice to have a shot on target from outside the box

Has a shot from 1cm inside the box

prove it then. you wont though

your birds have got great arses

get dicked on

bets on player shots on targets market

wonders why he loses money

lmao who told you that
maybe cicling girlies (which are common that's true) but otherwise flat as fuck
boobs > ass anyway

used the merlin app on my walk today. great app 2bh

honestly, lads...
i think
yeah i'm just gonna say it

i think /brit/ might be back

post proof

whats it do

katja kassin and annette schwarz

absolutely ancient image this

irish wrist watch

corrrrrrr big fat german arses

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bird song identifier. im learning about all sorts of birds i didnt know were present in the UK.

shooting custard out my cock

She just a slut to me

literally who

pornstars

ah gtfo coomer

here's what our current day celebs look like btw

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been sat smelling in my bedroom all day

Natasha Raskin Sharp sex arse

the jew larry fink and BlackRock is creating literal favelas in this country to fill with blacks and mexicans and to speculate on

Remember thinking German women couldn't possibly be fit when I was growing up

You've been done

why

Crackhead Smeghead Charles about to begin on Radio 6

im not actually arsed. just wanted to make you waste your time. not even going to read that conversation lol

you doing a wine tasting lad?

Hiketoil looms

cope on matey!

she's a bit of alright ain't she

came up with this as a business idea yonks ago i should sue them

oh fuck off you cunt

mad how shit that station has become

Got that exact sort of face where she's clearly fitter than she realises, it's the dream really

bit windy out

you snooze you lose

That's the dream is it
Not you finally losing your virginity - no, your dream is a girl existing who thinks she's ugly when she isn't. And even within this dream you never approach her

fucking got him kek

anyone else slightly perplexed as to why heathergimp hasn't posted a single AI image since Anon Babble came back?

sc,aeagerkm

she wants a man from splott

Haven't brushed my teeth today
Haven't showered since Thursday
Had three wanks in that time
All quite grim really

tesco trying to get me to get back on their deliveries by offering me a free wagyu steak
how it is possible that i bought groceries online from them for eight years and they didn't catch on to the fact i'm a vegetarian?

your nob and balls must be honking

Mate I've had sex with at least one woman
(It was your mum btw)

This is how normies text. You are literally a normy.

a 32 year old woman btw

the SMELLLLLL

i'm a vegetarian

time for a relisten

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might become a mormon and get a wife from utah and have lots of kids

Really is disgraceful not to try it on with a celebrity you've never met

lovely
great voice too
often get an erection watching her programmes

that was 2016 during my uni period successfully blending in but i'm certainly more genuinely normal than most of the freaks in here yeah

depression is it

And even within this dream you never approach her

looool

what does Reform winning all those council seats actually mean? what power do they have?
how are they different from a MP?

how did you stop blending in?
seems from that small excerpt that you had the normie act down

might rewatch game of thrones

started doing too much ket and became too authentic and honest

currently re-watching SG1 me

they're powerless to do anything except get the bins picked up but it indicates support

It's sad when Oberyn dies

No more than usual

i literally just spent most of april doing this
show really does noticeably drop off a cliff after season 4 when you binge it

can't rewatch anything me
gotta not know what's gonna happen

Is that, leftypol's sister!

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not sure I arsked?
nope
in fact I'm certain I dinnae

indicates a lot of support judging from the results

makes you a worse person than me, sorry

chudders making it work

yet you were still told. curious

plans for tonight lads?

for me, its a quiet night in as I have a big one tomorrow

asmongold

how do people watch such trash

sauteeing some green beans

had them last night with me fish

Mad you can be more racist on twitter than on Anon Babble now

got game of thrones on the torrent lad waaaahey

bit on the nose from the met office

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hopefvel

you dont know how hot she thinks she is

a week of nice wealth and starmer wants to block out the sun

what makes you think you can divine how hot she thinks she is?

*realise

having a fart, you?

well i did see you coming so

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taking care of her appearance makes it obvious you virgins. girls who know they're hot at least try to dress up a little and wear makeup.
there's obviously girls who think they're hotter than they are, which is how you get the unfortunate cases of too much makeup or cringy stylistic choices

no one seems to bloody indicate any more. used to like driving but its getting a bit shit on UK roads

she's not very hot, I mean she looks lovely and I'm sure she's a wonderful girl but her face is just not to my particular tastes and she's on the largest side but at least her parents feed her well

nah i think you're talking shite mate

this bitch is butters

kek non-brit detected

shes munted mate

i think she is pretty, i know she is a bit off but that makes her more pretty to me.

Too many wogs

british men got too used to mong faced women and forgot what actually attractive women look like

real eyes realize real lies

what did you think of that match then?

If I was capable of doing stuff that took effort… boy i tell ya, what a life i’d lead

i see bolt-ons still havent been improved since the 80s

Imagine you're seeing Ruby and it's your birthday and you convince her to dress up like a slag for your present like it's a novel or something

it wine night

then she realises he likes it and become a real slag and starts and onlyfans

East African kids two houses away are unironically chanting some Arabic shit constantly for the last five minutes without stop what the fuck Birmingham outskirts have fallen

grim

Can someone who's good with AI show us what Ruby would look like if she was a right slag

'ead 'urts

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posh southern cunts out of manchester NOW

*smacks you round the head*

you're a pathetic little northern monkey aren't you? You wank me to bash your bollocks don't you!

get away with not being a local me cos im from Yorkshire and most cant tell the difference for some reason

this night has opened my eyes

THERE ARE NO FIT POLITICIANS

what was that for

going to have a wank in the hopes suicidetoil stops being such an attractive proposition

wish she'd sit on my face while she wanks me off

need her in latex while bullying me

me favourite smiths song that

trumbeak my eternal bro

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greg no

not sure busting in under two minutes counts as gooning

its a goodun.
mine is how soon is now. not sure if thats everyone elses favourite too.

oh wow that's incredible how she looks so good as a model
maybe models aren't that special then and any average lass can look good with a bit of makeup, nice clothes, and some good lighting

micro-goon

no Metagross

cringe

models are known for being unconventionally attractive

the new, get it made NOW

why is applin so popular?
have only heard of it a few times and I'm a bit of pokemon fan

the post count, lads...

nice meme. they're almost always hot in a very conventional way

poo