Evolution edition
/Brit/
Delightfully sinfully early new, I love it
Right Wing Meth Squads
got the lads in a discord call, we're all preparing for the huge goon sesh tonight.
willies out
lube up
edge until 3am in the morning
what could be better?
I want my arse to get fucked
what could be better?
literally anything else
pg tips are about to get a read coating x
I saw an English African today
Another epic moment of mass migration from England
Got the anal plugs too lad? The ones that vibrate your prostate are lush xx
lost 5 stone lads. just went through my jeans drawer and chucked out 6 pairs which are like clown trousers on me now. time to open a bottle to celebrate
English people in lorries
Scottish people in the deer forests
That's an oxymoron of the first magnitude
yeah mate got all the toys out. ona and prostate stim xx
only oxymoron is you mate
how so
grimmer
He was an African raised in England and had an English accent and he decided to migrate and colonise Scotland
sharting a wank
you tug your little pecker meanwhile i'm having all my pleasure buttons pressed xx
pretty sure germany is the only country with a rough approximation of the amount of people living there in it’s name
squirting a poo
phwoar wish I was involved, have a goodun lad
dozed off in the garden earlier and now i feel fucked
swag
i dont wank im on the nofap you see
thanks mate
oppa gangnam style
lmfao
Looking at Gio Scott's instagram pictures (oldest ones)
fat
Won't you miss them when you eventually will regain those 5 stone because being a fat fuck is hereditary hippo?
A clue gained then lost
absolute hog
migrate here if you don't want to read gooner incel freak posts all night x
Why would you want to see a sixteen year old in a bikini?
I've quit it all. the porn, the insta slags, the tiktok thots. been a few weeks now and I get hard pretty much instantly when I see a pretty girl. never going back to the smut
i have my own reasons
solid banter ngl
:)
The true sign of being a shagger in any space online to distance yourself from those icky incels is to always keep banging on about the topic of sex to show how much you know about it
got the honch ponch station stuck in my head
:)
still pissed off about are rupert lowe
truly yarted rn
ktim except i'm basically asexual still
not a single female has entered my flat in 4 years
time to open a bottle to celebrate
mate my gf is sucking me off right now as i post on Anon Babble, im such a sex having sex haver
Fucking hate this fake used car salesman and the scam he is running, he's there to take jewish money and guide the popular white animus and anger at the UK government and lead it nowhere
Getting a super softcore wank on the Inbetweeners camp dance episode
sir pagan, wasteman, bhenchod
any rasclart in
The raped.
listened to the adrian edmondson desert island discs episode earlier
not even a relative?
listening to lcd soundsystem lads
The Rapee.
Was having sex with a girl once and her daughter walked in us
Luckily she was 4 years old and probably won't remember it when she's older
/Brit/
just accidentally came all over my bed
F1 awards Miami longest deal of any grand prix with new contract running to 2041
who could have predicted this
the odd couple
bullshit. never happened. how did u meet her then? what was her hair colour? hm? hm??
The Rapist.
yhe loathsome dung grangler
noticed sacked tranny stopped posting when she realised chatgpt was collecting her info
want a gf into femdom sexually but normal otherwise
Not a big fan of reform policies but I can appreciate Nige. The amount of seethe he creates means he's doing something right.
heard a good edit of home the other day
she
her
unironically me with the gf
One of my biggest secrets in life I'll take to my grave is during COVID I made friends with a programmer from China and it eventually spiralled into a relationship as I thought he was a girl. But he turned out to be a sissy fetish type and he would dress up as a girl for me and we would goon for hours before cumming. I left Discord, went to college, got a job, and got arranged married to a girl from a orthodox Hindu family. Sometimes I still think about his cock and our relationship.
Fucking hate Spring/Summer
Constantly reminded of the beauty of womens bodies and know for sure that God exists
Then reminded of the evil of their hearts and minds and know for sure that Satan exists
Why do alt-rorkes like that Syrian guy so much, the one who was overthrown last year
Just wondering
masssive breast
pooing spunk out me cock
same
I thought he was a girl
Sometimes I still think about his cock
noticing some holes in this story
Boy do I have the song for you
youtu.be
The amount of seethe he creates means he's doing something right.
Oops forgot pic
me every friday night
Get the grindr installed.
Get the 'twink' filter applied
Get the '21-18' filter applied
Get the 'how old are you? i dont mind haha' question asked.
You're such a demented fucking freak diego
erm
:/
the amount of seethe he creates
Imagine the absolute specimen who would type something like this.
same
don't count
you're so rude about your girlfriend
so Graham Lineham did dox and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
the government should invent technology to shoot clouds out of the sky over all british cities, it is amazing how much better everything is just having the sun out
why doesn't he just get a hair transplant
that's shoddy work that
in service of a noble and victorious cause
love the sun
it's like every woman is much more attractive when the sun is shining on them
walking down the high street with an erection
Is seethe even a noun? I don't think it is.
Imagine the absolute specimen who would type something like this.
Spainpaki still spamming about Graham Linehan
He was literally up until 4am on Monday doing the same thing. He has just copy pasted a lot of his posts from then. This is after misspelling his name as Lineham at first. Have a look in the archives if you want a right laugh
Bit of criminal damage and TDA, might be a little bit of violent disorder but I ain't never been locked away
Got a few mates that have been convicted
Yeah, so what? It's the hand life dealt them
my arse fucked by a hot hung guy
You know when people talk about "building community", being productive, "making a difference" etc.
Like why would I give a single fuck if I'm not getting any pussy bro. Lol
ever pick your feet in poughkeepsie?
/brit/ hella zesty tonight
glinner went round with a tire iron and smashed out the windows of a 15 year old trans folx home and crept about like the pink panther wearing a guy fawkes mask. his wang eye was captured on every ring doorbell in the locale
skibidi rorke yaaaah yeet
yeah but he also wrote father ted and it crowd so he is still based desu
maybe if you did those things you'd get some pussy you colossal fucking dolt
fucking hell it's time for the annoying amerimutt spam
they need to get jobs, it's the middle of the day over there
anyone else find that no matter what they do at work, they can't progress?
it's like the managers have a vendetta against me
being gay is /brit/ culture
he's not part of the royal family anymore he's a normal citizen. unlucky
you must take me for an imbecile
yeah
they hate me cos the ain't me
we love big williessss
Ukrainian police run over a 7 year old girl
when the dad shows up at the hospital, they snatch him and throw him in the recruitment van
yeah he got exactly what he wanted only to find out life is shite when youre just an normal millionaire
I would like to put forth that hardcore pornography is way more damaging than gore videos
rorke keeping bits of moonstone next to him
New
yank post
tried to wank to straight porn but imagined being the girl and completely ruined it
i'll never be straight
oldest trick in the book
I really appreciate you inviting me out for dinner tonight anon! I've been feeling down ever since my husband went on a business trip to Thailand with his colleagues for 6 months.
WYD?
this definitely happened
mate not being funny job progression died years ago
apply to other places jump ship to progress
your company will rather hire a tarq twat from some other company to be your boss than promote within
of course this is all assumptions am a neet myself but still i'm 100% sure on this stuff
gonna put the footy on i reckon just for some background noise to my boozing
i'm just going to say it
I QUITE LIKED ALIEN ROMULUS
democracy moment
At mates house
Take a sneak peak inside his mums room
See this
"Anon, I didnt see you there.... you know I've been lonely ever since my husband died. My son hasnt that been nice to me since he passed.... I've been looking for a big strong man to take care of me"
She lets loose the gown tie, revealing her perfectly sculpted 40 year old thick mummy body.
WYD?
I'd tell her to put some clothes on.
Can't be going out for a meal dressed like that, can we?
KYS dtfic
ask her how her day was
you can't say that you mad man
:D
That is so rules based world order.
i've still got your sons pubes in my mouth ya daft bint
40 year old
do any of you lads watch old films?
ask her how her day was
virge vibes
that thing
40 years old
i think there's a gay lad on here
would probably suck her tits for a bit then cum immediately
leftypol going to the psychedelic parties in Bristol
yeah
yea it's you
whos asking?
yeah just watched revenge of the sith
nth for the gyaldem
Give her a bowl of eggs
Slurping on a rob roy
Thanks for going to the gym with me today Anon! I'm a hormonal mess because I'm going through menopause.
WYD?
I lost my folder post a cute em x kate
oink oink fatty oink oink
I'm only porn gay
As soon as I reach day 90 of nofap I'll be straight again
bummed that freak in a darkroom
baring my soul to /brit/
Revenge of the Sith's return to theatres has brought its box office takings up to $900 million.
This puts it just below Phantom Menace, which grossed more than $1 billion.
This is despite Revenge of the Sith often being regarded as the superior prequel film.
what no way is it better than Phantom Menace
I've read theyve got treatments for problems like that. what are your plans this day
fat doinker
Gays/trannies are a protected group of people in this country and if you so much as look at one the wrong way you can go to prison for multiple years. They are protected under the civil rights act unironically
me?
On Teams and messaging toilberg whilst he's offline to show him how I'm spending my Friday night
yeah. might watch the pink panther later, been years since i've seen them
u get 48 hrs w her. wyd ?
word my slime
at least post amateur stuff not grim porn tarts
Diegos batty getting used like an old scud book in the darkrooms
what are your plans this day
my first em x kate xx
spaff on chebs til I run out of juice
That her son in the back?
have sex with her a couple of times
amateur porn
no longer exists
every slag fancies themselves the next bonnie blue and sticks it on onlyfans used to be a time where they did it for the free for the purity of just being a slut
miss this broad
youtube.com
99% of films pre 1980s are boring but i love the fashion of women in 1930s films
maybe partying will help
Not sure what I enjoy more
Labour voters having buyers remorse for their vote when are Keir panders to Reform voters yet again
or the diehards who try and pretend they like the austerity, anti-tranny and immigrant-bashing through gritted teeth because they're that partisan
either way I get an erection
very fun
Want the gf to demolish my ability to believe in myself and become emotionally dependant on a ho that will tell me what to think and feel before shagging my ass with a strapon
im gagging for a shag of any (heterosexual) kind but that's gonna be a no from me
might sink 250 hours into trying to beat the Pokemon Platinum battle tower
I wouldn't say a single word to her. I would listen to what she has to say, and that's what no one did.
post kate slipping into the kitchen you know what I mean
right well that's a closeup of a big fat minge
What the conservatives should do is just consume reform
Like kirby eating another item
Just be them but better
My husband is dead and I need sex now
WYD?
Would go down on that like a dog eating beetroot
surely there are better things to do with your time
want a femdom gf to peg me, spit on me, etc but when we're not having sex to be a normie loving gf
Are these 2 different girls or what??
would
all day
love terfs (aka sane women)
they can't they've forgotten how
eat her mouldy pussy for a letter to hogwarts
shamone!
twins
just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL
omds
fetal alcohol syndrome gremlinas
might text excoworkerberg
just learned that yanks call knock down ginger "ding dong ditch"
they're such stupid fat cunts
sane women
they still hate men that's the main reason they hate troons so much not the trooning out but because they're still literally men
tuneage
knock down ginger
is she attractive?
My favorite pastime as a kid, back when I had friends
urinated just then
prayer to the gods of steamingtoil
may you hold my hand so that i may not stumble whilst blind drunk
may you cure hangovertoil with lovely bacon sandwiches
amen
i only watch old movies
what is he thinking?
same thing happened here
the progressive conservatives weren't rorkey enough for the prairies, so they made the reform party, and eventually the PC and reform merged to create our current conservative party
reform elements have controlled the party for a while, but with PP's abject failure the progressive elements are going to be emboldened
show me another pic of her with more naked body and I'll answer
yeah most of the ones i watch are shit though
how old is old? black and white? silent?
think whole just shifted about 1.7 degrees to the right just then
send us that photo from last night mate
ASHTRAY MONUMENTTTTT
mark x holodem
realising he wont get to sleep because the airmasses will be squeakin upstairs
probably some neeky shite about roman emperors
Was traumatised by an Ava Devine anal video where her rectum prolapsed.
Genuinely didn't even know that could happen at the time.
My jewish wife won't allow this
he won
got his dream girl
sure it was when she was 38
doesn't matter
sure she wanted zero to do with him during her prime
doesn't matter
slow and steady wins the race
my computer will definitely not be able to run GTA6
Mental how the highest of highest authority in the UK if not entire western society had to reaffirm the fact that having been born with a pp makes u a boy and a ww a girl. Kinda makes you think whether we are losing our grip
got the rinse fm on
1925 onwards
Match is on lads!!
toil group chat going mental with performative outrage at the reform triumph
cant fucking stand these cookie cutter middle clarse office worker FREAKS
Probably thinking what a cunt you are
you are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge
reminds me of a paper I saw today
Tight jew cunt
stop being a fag jacob
kek
LOVE kate and em. wish they did more together
might start a new gimmick where i watch a film every day
make thread
go away
come back
barely any posts
find out this is here
Er, right then
16 yo gf wanted to make me wear a dress
need a smelly gf
your gimmick is just posting that you stupid mong
might start a new gimmick where i make a good post once a day
Sven
GORAN
Ericsson
why dont you go away to the fake london party with your fake mates again
gf gf gf gf gf gf gf is that all you lot talk about
Are there even any wogs in your office? I'm convinced the people voting lib are rarely around wogs and if they are they're the very white washed more upper class ones.
better than gooning off
falling in love
it's special
38
Dont they have like 3 kids?
the incel to trans pipeline is a beautiful thing
National socialism is not about subjugating other races or even passing value judgements on them. Instead, it is for self-determination for all.
get the rinse on lads, it's a /brit/ party
radio-uk.co.uk
yeah?
love terfs (aka sane women)
They’re all mental and despise men
Detain. Deport.
going to meet up with some mates this weekend but for whatever reason my mateberg with his own flat has decided to live in a tourist hotspot and it's going to be HEAVING
fucking dreading it. love my mates but hate everyone else. dogshit so it is
all fully vaxxed and autistic as hell
Electronic Dance Music
no thanks m8
Yeah but with those two it was always a definite guarantee they'd have autism regardless of the mother's birth age
so I hear
imagine her cock flopping about uselessly as you pound her ass. so hot
fucking hate this bitch
My department is around 200 people and I genuinely think there’s about 3 blacks. Few Indians
*clicks nts*
every week living on earth just gets more mental
letting my arse breathe
yeah soudns awful mate. absolutelly terrible. a really awful spot he's put you in.
on the salted crackers
grow up
yeah it's a
*turns to face the camera*
Clown World
*turns back to you*
out there
getting erect reading this aha x
will never understand the npc mindset of needing to situate yourself around as many people as possible
why is a large portion of chips and a 4 pack of 500ml ciders so noteworthy in ireland? why is it BIG worthy
mad how it isn't mental enough
swear my neighbour is a vampire
shut up you fat cunt
Prince William's genes are mental those kids look just like him. None look like Catherine at all even a little bit.
taking care of business
HOLT TIGHT FOR THE REWIND NO HATS NO TRAINERS
you're probably an obnoxious twat so he avoids being seen by you
imagine not having uberjeets and 10 turkish barbers/vape shops within walking distance
the horror
was just saying this down the pub
my honest ong reaction:
reckon that happens if you do big cums
catberge :3