/Brit/

Evolution edition

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Delightfully sinfully early new, I love it

Right Wing Meth Squads

got the lads in a discord call, we're all preparing for the huge goon sesh tonight.
willies out
lube up
edge until 3am in the morning
what could be better?

I want my arse to get fucked

what could be better?

literally anything else

pg tips are about to get a read coating x

I saw an English African today

Another epic moment of mass migration from England

Got the anal plugs too lad? The ones that vibrate your prostate are lush xx

lost 5 stone lads. just went through my jeans drawer and chucked out 6 pairs which are like clown trousers on me now. time to open a bottle to celebrate

English people in lorries
Scottish people in the deer forests

That's an oxymoron of the first magnitude

yeah mate got all the toys out. ona and prostate stim xx

only oxymoron is you mate

how so

grimmer

He was an African raised in England and had an English accent and he decided to migrate and colonise Scotland

sharting a wank

you tug your little pecker meanwhile i'm having all my pleasure buttons pressed xx

pretty sure germany is the only country with a rough approximation of the amount of people living there in it’s name

squirting a poo

phwoar wish I was involved, have a goodun lad

dozed off in the garden earlier and now i feel fucked

i dont wank im on the nofap you see

oppa gangnam style

lmfao

Looking at Gio Scott's instagram pictures (oldest ones)

fat

Won't you miss them when you eventually will regain those 5 stone because being a fat fuck is hereditary hippo?

A clue gained then lost

absolute hog

migrate here if you don't want to read gooner incel freak posts all night x

Why would you want to see a sixteen year old in a bikini?

I've quit it all. the porn, the insta slags, the tiktok thots. been a few weeks now and I get hard pretty much instantly when I see a pretty girl. never going back to the smut

i have my own reasons

:)

The true sign of being a shagger in any space online to distance yourself from those icky incels is to always keep banging on about the topic of sex to show how much you know about it

got the honch ponch station stuck in my head

:)

still pissed off about are rupert lowe

truly yarted rn

ktim except i'm basically asexual still

not a single female has entered my flat in 4 years

time to open a bottle to celebrate

mate my gf is sucking me off right now as i post on Anon Babble, im such a sex having sex haver

Fucking hate this fake used car salesman and the scam he is running, he's there to take jewish money and guide the popular white animus and anger at the UK government and lead it nowhere

Getting a super softcore wank on the Inbetweeners camp dance episode

sir pagan, wasteman, bhenchod

any rasclart in

The raped.

listened to the adrian edmondson desert island discs episode earlier

not even a relative?

listening to lcd soundsystem lads

The Rapee.

Was having sex with a girl once and her daughter walked in us
Luckily she was 4 years old and probably won't remember it when she's older

/Brit/

just accidentally came all over my bed

F1 awards Miami longest deal of any grand prix with new contract running to 2041

who could have predicted this

the odd couple

bullshit. never happened. how did u meet her then? what was her hair colour? hm? hm??

The Rapist.

yhe loathsome dung grangler

noticed sacked tranny stopped posting when she realised chatgpt was collecting her info

want a gf into femdom sexually but normal otherwise

Not a big fan of reform policies but I can appreciate Nige. The amount of seethe he creates means he's doing something right.

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heard a good edit of home the other day

she

her

unironically me with the gf

One of my biggest secrets in life I'll take to my grave is during COVID I made friends with a programmer from China and it eventually spiralled into a relationship as I thought he was a girl. But he turned out to be a sissy fetish type and he would dress up as a girl for me and we would goon for hours before cumming. I left Discord, went to college, got a job, and got arranged married to a girl from a orthodox Hindu family. Sometimes I still think about his cock and our relationship.

Fucking hate Spring/Summer
Constantly reminded of the beauty of womens bodies and know for sure that God exists
Then reminded of the evil of their hearts and minds and know for sure that Satan exists

Why do alt-rorkes like that Syrian guy so much, the one who was overthrown last year
Just wondering

masssive breast

pooing spunk out me cock

same

I thought he was a girl

Sometimes I still think about his cock

noticing some holes in this story

Oops forgot pic

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me every friday night

Get the grindr installed.
Get the 'twink' filter applied
Get the '21-18' filter applied
Get the 'how old are you? i dont mind haha' question asked.

You're such a demented fucking freak diego

erm

:/

the amount of seethe he creates

Imagine the absolute specimen who would type something like this.

same

don't count

you're so rude about your girlfriend

so Graham Lineham did dox and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues

the government should invent technology to shoot clouds out of the sky over all british cities, it is amazing how much better everything is just having the sun out

why doesn't he just get a hair transplant
that's shoddy work that

in service of a noble and victorious cause

love the sun
it's like every woman is much more attractive when the sun is shining on them
walking down the high street with an erection

Is seethe even a noun? I don't think it is.

Imagine the absolute specimen who would type something like this.

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Spainpaki still spamming about Graham Linehan

He was literally up until 4am on Monday doing the same thing. He has just copy pasted a lot of his posts from then. This is after misspelling his name as Lineham at first. Have a look in the archives if you want a right laugh

Bit of criminal damage and TDA, might be a little bit of violent disorder but I ain't never been locked away
Got a few mates that have been convicted
Yeah, so what? It's the hand life dealt them

my arse fucked by a hot hung guy

You know when people talk about "building community", being productive, "making a difference" etc.

Like why would I give a single fuck if I'm not getting any pussy bro. Lol

ever pick your feet in poughkeepsie?

/brit/ hella zesty tonight

glinner went round with a tire iron and smashed out the windows of a 15 year old trans folx home and crept about like the pink panther wearing a guy fawkes mask. his wang eye was captured on every ring doorbell in the locale

skibidi rorke yaaaah yeet

yeah but he also wrote father ted and it crowd so he is still based desu

maybe if you did those things you'd get some pussy you colossal fucking dolt

fucking hell it's time for the annoying amerimutt spam
they need to get jobs, it's the middle of the day over there

anyone else find that no matter what they do at work, they can't progress?
it's like the managers have a vendetta against me

being gay is /brit/ culture

he's not part of the royal family anymore he's a normal citizen. unlucky

you must take me for an imbecile

yeah
they hate me cos the ain't me

we love big williessss

Ukrainian police run over a 7 year old girl

when the dad shows up at the hospital, they snatch him and throw him in the recruitment van

yeah he got exactly what he wanted only to find out life is shite when youre just an normal millionaire

I would like to put forth that hardcore pornography is way more damaging than gore videos

rorke keeping bits of moonstone next to him

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New

tried to wank to straight porn but imagined being the girl and completely ruined it
i'll never be straight

oldest trick in the book

I really appreciate you inviting me out for dinner tonight anon! I've been feeling down ever since my husband went on a business trip to Thailand with his colleagues for 6 months.

WYD?

this definitely happened

mate not being funny job progression died years ago
apply to other places jump ship to progress
your company will rather hire a tarq twat from some other company to be your boss than promote within

of course this is all assumptions am a neet myself but still i'm 100% sure on this stuff

gonna put the footy on i reckon just for some background noise to my boozing

i'm just going to say it

I QUITE LIKED ALIEN ROMULUS

democracy moment

At mates house

Take a sneak peak inside his mums room

See this

"Anon, I didnt see you there.... you know I've been lonely ever since my husband died. My son hasnt that been nice to me since he passed.... I've been looking for a big strong man to take care of me"

She lets loose the gown tie, revealing her perfectly sculpted 40 year old thick mummy body.

WYD?

I'd tell her to put some clothes on.
Can't be going out for a meal dressed like that, can we?

KYS dtfic

ask her how her day was

you can't say that you mad man

:D

That is so rules based world order.

i've still got your sons pubes in my mouth ya daft bint

40 year old

do any of you lads watch old films?

ask her how her day was

virge vibes

that thing

40 years old

i think there's a gay lad on here

would probably suck her tits for a bit then cum immediately

leftypol going to the psychedelic parties in Bristol

yeah

yea it's you

whos asking?

yeah just watched revenge of the sith

nth for the gyaldem

Give her a bowl of eggs

Slurping on a rob roy

Thanks for going to the gym with me today Anon! I'm a hormonal mess because I'm going through menopause.

WYD?

I lost my folder post a cute em x kate

oink oink fatty oink oink

I'm only porn gay
As soon as I reach day 90 of nofap I'll be straight again

bummed that freak in a darkroom

baring my soul to /brit/

Revenge of the Sith's return to theatres has brought its box office takings up to $900 million.

This puts it just below Phantom Menace, which grossed more than $1 billion.

This is despite Revenge of the Sith often being regarded as the superior prequel film.

what no way is it better than Phantom Menace

I've read theyve got treatments for problems like that. what are your plans this day

fat doinker

Gays/trannies are a protected group of people in this country and if you so much as look at one the wrong way you can go to prison for multiple years. They are protected under the civil rights act unironically

me?
On Teams and messaging toilberg whilst he's offline to show him how I'm spending my Friday night

yeah. might watch the pink panther later, been years since i've seen them

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u get 48 hrs w her. wyd ?

word my slime

at least post amateur stuff not grim porn tarts

Diegos batty getting used like an old scud book in the darkrooms

what are your plans this day

my first em x kate xx

spaff on chebs til I run out of juice

That her son in the back?

have sex with her a couple of times

amateur porn

no longer exists
every slag fancies themselves the next bonnie blue and sticks it on onlyfans used to be a time where they did it for the free for the purity of just being a slut

99% of films pre 1980s are boring but i love the fashion of women in 1930s films

maybe partying will help

Not sure what I enjoy more

Labour voters having buyers remorse for their vote when are Keir panders to Reform voters yet again
or the diehards who try and pretend they like the austerity, anti-tranny and immigrant-bashing through gritted teeth because they're that partisan

either way I get an erection
very fun

Want the gf to demolish my ability to believe in myself and become emotionally dependant on a ho that will tell me what to think and feel before shagging my ass with a strapon

im gagging for a shag of any (heterosexual) kind but that's gonna be a no from me

might sink 250 hours into trying to beat the Pokemon Platinum battle tower

I wouldn't say a single word to her. I would listen to what she has to say, and that's what no one did.

post kate slipping into the kitchen you know what I mean

right well that's a closeup of a big fat minge

What the conservatives should do is just consume reform
Like kirby eating another item
Just be them but better

My husband is dead and I need sex now

WYD?

Would go down on that like a dog eating beetroot

surely there are better things to do with your time

want a femdom gf to peg me, spit on me, etc but when we're not having sex to be a normie loving gf

Are these 2 different girls or what??

would
all day
love terfs (aka sane women)

they can't they've forgotten how

eat her mouldy pussy for a letter to hogwarts

shamone!

twins

just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL

omds

fetal alcohol syndrome gremlinas

might text excoworkerberg

just learned that yanks call knock down ginger "ding dong ditch"
they're such stupid fat cunts

sane women

they still hate men that's the main reason they hate troons so much not the trooning out but because they're still literally men

tuneage

knock down ginger

My favorite pastime as a kid, back when I had friends

urinated just then

prayer to the gods of steamingtoil
may you hold my hand so that i may not stumble whilst blind drunk
may you cure hangovertoil with lovely bacon sandwiches
amen

i only watch old movies

what is he thinking?

same thing happened here
the progressive conservatives weren't rorkey enough for the prairies, so they made the reform party, and eventually the PC and reform merged to create our current conservative party
reform elements have controlled the party for a while, but with PP's abject failure the progressive elements are going to be emboldened

show me another pic of her with more naked body and I'll answer

yeah most of the ones i watch are shit though

how old is old? black and white? silent?

think whole just shifted about 1.7 degrees to the right just then

send us that photo from last night mate

ASHTRAY MONUMENTTTTT

mark x holodem

realising he wont get to sleep because the airmasses will be squeakin upstairs

probably some neeky shite about roman emperors

Was traumatised by an Ava Devine anal video where her rectum prolapsed.
Genuinely didn't even know that could happen at the time.

My jewish wife won't allow this

he won
got his dream girl
sure it was when she was 38
doesn't matter
sure she wanted zero to do with him during her prime
doesn't matter
slow and steady wins the race

my computer will definitely not be able to run GTA6

Mental how the highest of highest authority in the UK if not entire western society had to reaffirm the fact that having been born with a pp makes u a boy and a ww a girl. Kinda makes you think whether we are losing our grip

got the rinse fm on

Match is on lads!!

toil group chat going mental with performative outrage at the reform triumph
cant fucking stand these cookie cutter middle clarse office worker FREAKS

Probably thinking what a cunt you are

you are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge

reminds me of a paper I saw today

Tight jew cunt

stop being a fag jacob

kek

LOVE kate and em. wish they did more together

might start a new gimmick where i watch a film every day

make thread

go away

come back

barely any posts

find out this is here

Er, right then

16 yo gf wanted to make me wear a dress

need a smelly gf

your gimmick is just posting that you stupid mong

might start a new gimmick where i make a good post once a day

Sven
GORAN
Ericsson

why dont you go away to the fake london party with your fake mates again

gf gf gf gf gf gf gf is that all you lot talk about

Are there even any wogs in your office? I'm convinced the people voting lib are rarely around wogs and if they are they're the very white washed more upper class ones.

better than gooning off

falling in love
it's special

38

Dont they have like 3 kids?

the incel to trans pipeline is a beautiful thing

National socialism is not about subjugating other races or even passing value judgements on them. Instead, it is for self-determination for all.

yeah?

love terfs (aka sane women)

They’re all mental and despise men

Detain. Deport.

going to meet up with some mates this weekend but for whatever reason my mateberg with his own flat has decided to live in a tourist hotspot and it's going to be HEAVING
fucking dreading it. love my mates but hate everyone else. dogshit so it is

all fully vaxxed and autistic as hell

Electronic Dance Music

no thanks m8

Yeah but with those two it was always a definite guarantee they'd have autism regardless of the mother's birth age

so I hear

imagine her cock flopping about uselessly as you pound her ass. so hot

fucking hate this bitch

My department is around 200 people and I genuinely think there’s about 3 blacks. Few Indians

*clicks nts*

every week living on earth just gets more mental

letting my arse breathe

yeah soudns awful mate. absolutelly terrible. a really awful spot he's put you in.

on the salted crackers

grow up

yeah it's a
*turns to face the camera*
Clown World
*turns back to you*
out there

getting erect reading this aha x

will never understand the npc mindset of needing to situate yourself around as many people as possible

why is a large portion of chips and a 4 pack of 500ml ciders so noteworthy in ireland? why is it BIG worthy

mad how it isn't mental enough

swear my neighbour is a vampire

shut up you fat cunt

Prince William's genes are mental those kids look just like him. None look like Catherine at all even a little bit.

taking care of business

HOLT TIGHT FOR THE REWIND NO HATS NO TRAINERS

you're probably an obnoxious twat so he avoids being seen by you

imagine not having uberjeets and 10 turkish barbers/vape shops within walking distance
the horror

was just saying this down the pub

my honest ong reaction:

reckon that happens if you do big cums

catberge :3