Chinese gf edition
/brit/
she looks sea
Where the beer garden lads at?
I think under the current rules it's tradition for me to start with Marble Arch.
Been suffering quite immensely with the ol' bipolarberg today so me thinks I'll get on the tins nowish
How can you tell the difference
mental how bums and fannies are fit like
remember when rorke was convinced there was aliens over new jersey for a couple weeks and biden was covering it up
at the beer garden lad
When people see a strong horse and a weak horse, by nature they will like the strong horse
saw a lovely bum today just don't get how you can be gay
convinved the only reason star wars became so popular is just how cool the light sabres are, they look cool and have that great sound effect.
there was
some lads have lovely bums that's where the trouble begins
youtube.com
Oriental tunage for a Friday night
Dadberg really enjoyed his new shirt i gave him for his birthday lads
there are a lot of chinese immigrants in southeast asia
and many hongkong chinese look alike southeast asians
tried watching star wars again recently and got bored they're shite really
Why do you have a barn door in your kitchen?
Lovely bit of racism from the Mikester.
twenty eight year olds
:)
insatiable urge to bake banana bread coming on
profound quotes here today
-15
um
What was it then?
coding x
based dept.
just stuck something in my ear and now it hurts x
I'm fucking howling
Forging travel documents and applying for a visa for england
just fell out of my arse on purpose
My mother has her hair salon in there
Nigel Farage has vowed to fight attempts to house Channel migrants in Reform-held council areas stating 'we will block the roads if we have to".
based alert
Going to cousin's 18th birthday this weekend lads. Got her a nice gift x
reality: he does a photo op one time then forgets about it and moves on
Lads, who else has their own office at the toil?
what the frick
nothing ever happens, Reform will win in 2030 and migration will go down from 1.9 Million to 1.88 Million
便便
ffs
hope you're happy Rorke
chicken jockey ahahah
A photo op with what?
pulling the william to pictures of women
send photos of the women you work with. cropped for privacy if you must
do americans treat their cousins like family?
commencing Operation Cheeky Monkey
Based edition
beeberg on the pollinationtoil
x
ngl kanye might have one with Heil Hitler
send pictures of the Sadhbhs from Cork, the second biggest city. I'm sure with the fact that you work in a very specific area is fine and won't be used to dox and harass you considering it's been attempted before multiple times
Yes, lad. After that, perhaps something like the name of where I work
People in Derby are fucked now. There foult.
is that real or ai?
*uses Swords Dance*
Knew a Chinaman who once made fun of his eyes (you know, how they're slitty and they can't see properly) and I didn't really know how to react
He was being lacist you see
Sadhbhs
irish is a meme language
I don't trust like that
not like you would be any more pathetic if you were outed as a freak
many fine fillies waiting for their holes to be shagged at the drinking hole tonight
new fortnite toil just dropped lads (call it toil but it's actually kino)
It's a real song but kanye is likely using AI to change whoever rapped to his voice
I get it. He had a caddilac
rightmove.co.uk
30k-40k for a fuckoff church
sweating in my horrid little flat
SHE WAS A FINE LOOKING YOKE WITH A GREAT ARSE
which era of Claudia Winkleman do we prefer lads?
might pop to marks and sparks
might have a 12 hour Oblivion sesh tomorrow x
Money pit
Does the idea of getting fucked not excite you lads?
I bet the shelves will be crammed full
BEERS BEERS BEERS BEERS
IM YARTED OFF THE YOINKER
Grade II Listed
so it's worthless then
lol who do they expect to buy it
only one would be some richfag christian
m&s still not doing online orders
what sort of mongs do they employ there that can't sort their shit out for over a week?
Sucking on a staroparmen like a czech girl who needs money fast
Grow up
I saw it with my own eyes
Lol every machine in HO is ransomwared
IT doesnt have a backup strategy so they have to bring it all back up fresh
wish i had some dude in
what's your plan?
open the fucking gates!!!
every time this happens it takes them months to sort it a week no chance
Get the burger smashed
Get the Xbox on
Get the oblivion played
You alright there mate?
the sex arse as it were
doing a gay porn dance to mark 10 years of a career in straight porn wanking
that's a bum
Wouldn’t that just feel like taking a big constipated shit
why didn't she just go outside and have a fag instead of fucking about with the window
STOP RIGHT THERE
the proverbial big-bum girlfriend
Prime Minister Zia Yusef!
life or death
just had an orgasm
its been 30 years and i'm still on the search for what a zig-zag-ah is
then she wouldn't be able to flash her arse around on camera
something related to bwc no doubt
beach
On the chaise longue the chaise longue
We love the Asian ladies, don't we folks?
she could do that after she's had a fag, it just doesn't make sense
timmy's crush LOL
well that's women for you eh
based godless orient poster
yh mate life or death funny thing life ain't it really
Why what wrong with that? I think she cute.
How much does a week of eating cost in The Big Bong
Assuming no priced in hotel food
yes of course as I am an aryan ubermensch
justdoit
might nip out for a fag
never had one before but might I give it a go
It’s about scat play
Why is Daddario posting popular again? Did she do something?
got the lads in a discord call, we're all preparing for the huge goon sesh tonight.
willies out
lube up
edge until 3am in the morning.
Basically double the rest of the civilized world, triple for China
I tried smoking for a bit but decided it wasn't for me
I don't smoke
yeah?
erm
can you castrate yourself, lad?
Shes got massive tits and is objectively beautiful
quite strong
dont think i will mate
can only see her as the failed emma watson from percy jackson myself
hushed discussion in the theatre before the play begins...
voca.ro
Do ya'll have fish knives and forks?
by
darn heckin tootin you can bet your raggedy ann i don't!
the smell of my farts has changed recently for the worst. worried it's indicative of a worrying change in my bowels
I will steal her from you
tits are too big
lads you're not going to believe whats happened in germany...they've only gone and been hit by a car in a muslim terror attack again what are those silly sausages like
I thought that knife was for spreading cheese on crackers, I look like a fool for including it with my cheese plates
link?
when does /brit/ start the goon sesh with the lads?
mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty
dropped a colossal fart in the bogs in work today, was really amplified by the bowl. pretty sure I could hear the bloke in the next cubicle sniggering
want in?
Can't think of a more obnoxious modern day ism than libs putting Y'AAAALLLLLLLLLL in every sentence
god
just given a negative to review to the big titty cashier in Aldi.
not racist but wish there were none of them here
tits
so now that the dust has settled what's the verdict on the site going down?
have the jannies been forced to reign it in and the 'chon been restored to it's former glory?
here is the link
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
no mate. still a tranny infested shithole
Surely can't be that hard as a muslim to not want to murder women and children and yet they keep doing it
just a big hoax
Im a right wing national socialist who supports Palestine
spam goddamnit jesus christ
We all have our off days mate. Some of us just deal with in in different ways. Clue up on your mental health awareness
Don’t even fucking care
the downfall of employed woman
*destroys the white race*
I want to apply this please
she's moving on to big things, like Lidl or maybe even Tesco
Not even wearing the same type of glasses. Daft cow
on second thoughts let's not go to /brit/, it is a silly place
actually so hot
so weird it being this hot
stop being cutesy, white replacement is a serious issue
I’ve just discovered that I’ve been using a fish knife as a butter knife
one more move
Its afd that are the real problem
??
You actually cannot barrage the Farage
Do you reckon he's trying to become a gimmick character by pretending he's a schizo?
why haven't you sunned your balls today?
stop being cutesy, white replacement is a serious issue
??
I'm too sexy for this shirt
reckon it's diego throwing a melty after being utterly btfo
VERY bad day for establishment centrism
not cool dude
the so-called employed so-called woman
Haven’t had occasion to leave the basement
might start on the wine
rorke filling up on bread
What does apply this mean
I
thats good
the oblivion remake any good lads?
become unrapeable
Mate I won't eat anything that isn't a takeaway or a ready meal, I'm not cooking my own drugs from scratch
let the others know
Way ahead of you mate
Got a diamond shaped head so only long hair looks good on me
Good, preparing food is for stressed out wagies, we should just relax
i did good, bro
was going to watch doctor who but then remembered i've never liked it and it looks gay as fuck
oblivion is gay
I will butcher you
New
yeh
get dissociated
Who let this psycho thirdie in?
anyone up for some non gay bum fun?
Muslim terror attacks start back up after israel gets attacked hmmmmm......
yo
I'd be up for a rim
diegz on a mad one
any /weed/ man in
shit
*enters brit*
What are you doing here, beast?
No and you STINK
Rolling a nigger up into a blunt and smoking him
getting a haircut
one only makes an effort if there is a fine filly one wishes to court
VERY fit twink just sent me a pic of his gaped pink bumhole
makes me think too hard and too much
Are you honestly like, in the desert getting a haircut while on /brit/ on your phone?
lives
There's no way the Muslim terror attacks could be orchestrated by the mossad to get people to support the real terrorist entity known as israel could they?
filly is such a densely sexual term
SEAs are less chinky generally speaking
GWAN RONNEHHHHH
brit/pol/ is as equally as cringe as r/ukpolitics
on my laptop listening to music on sub and chatting with you
Screaming at the thought of that
swag
suffice to say I've got my cock out
boarding school bussy
What's that mad Jap up to now
screaming at this image I've just remembered
my bussy
gtfo here
feminine illness
Succubusass bitch
um
UM
in general
delete the motherfucker
I will never
suck your nan
slurping a wheat beer
not a beer then is it?
Can tell it's diego because it responds in that feminine bitter bitchy gay manner
Gimme a leftypol joke
how so
If you never played it, it's good.
It has the same problem of level scaling of NPCs but if you're on PC you can mod the shite out of it but not very easily, so it might be a bit too difficult (it's not, stop being a faggot)
rain
beer: an alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavoured with hops
SeasideMARK
Thefe is a big conference going on at my toil and they got barbecue for the catering, when they are finished with the conference im going to go down there and eat whatever is left over
Just watched a live police chase on Anon Babble where the driver killed himself by driving into a lorry :]
have you had some?
Saw a bloke at the gym trying to chat up a girl, fair play to the lad for having a go but it was a bit cringey, was mostly just him talking at her.
ok wheat beer has those ingredients
imagining david attenborough narrating this as an animal's mating strategy and giggling to myself
Everytime I went gym when I used to go there'd be at least one absolutely gormless wog skulking about trying to chat up every fanny in sight
let me put some jalapenos and bacon in that chicken and mushroom pie, still a chicken and mushroom pie isn't it?
drop of water
fucked it lads got through a bottle of wine in a n hour
grim alkie twat
watch it
yarted off the bloinker
it is yeah
Nice. Time for another
no it isn't
too much magic bus
cringe
thi guy gets it
conception
ok then why isn't wheat beer beer
up
foreign types with the hookah types say way oh way ohhh waaaaaay oooh
post like
an egyptian
bigly eyes