Dead Bod edition
/brit/
poo smells lmao
I like this one, but I'm afraid it might not be the one
it should be, it was linked at 310 and that's the rules
also I am /brit/ish and not ir*sh so I should get an extra mark for that
Dead Bod has moved btw
Visit Hull btw
Might do
no thanks, don't want to get mauled by the tigers
any baddies there?
only booby hard-shaft
getting relegated tomorrow afternoon lol
port vale here we cooooommmmeee
if you never go to the office and the first time you go in years is to see a new teenage girl hire, what would you call that behaviour
the regular actions of a red blooded man
reading toby's posts in the archive and shrieking in my smelly office
Di 'Za
take a pic once it comes out the oven
All in here
genuinely grim image tbqh
a grimage, as it were
Met the 22yo femdom proto-gf for the first time earlier this week, after talking to her for 2.5 years online. Took her on a date in London. Went pretty well
People think the future will be bright
I honestly wish I wasn't born in this time maybe sometime in the past
nobody does, stop fibbing
she got a cock?
I would have voted for the TND party
Why do brits think of americans as being more masculine than themselves? Personally I think the opposite.
No, she's a biological female. We did joke a bit about the possibility of me being a serial killer and her being an old man catfishing as a girl
How can people talk to somebody for over 2 years and never meet them
You'd be surprised I am not expecting to live pass 40 this world is so ugly and shitty
She's from Germany and I was a bit scared of meeting her for a while
where did you take her?
one of the worst pizzas i've ever seen
there's a defense to every offense
the north built
the south sold
the south sold the north
the south sold itself
mad how the thread is split, hate that irish nonce
Kew Gardens and then out for a meal
Chemicals in the water that turns the frogs gay
Honestly why even have hope? It seems stupid because I know the future will be a gay cyberpunk one
english rose gf 2025
all he does is post early news and say cans cans cans over again
what a retard
Funny thing is if everyone does what Kneecap says then hundreds of newly elected Reform MPs will take over the country by the end of the summer
listening to cocteau twins
you've all been pissing me right off with this random new and otherwise deceptive new you've been doing ALL FUCKING NIGHT
sort it out
pack it in
get a FUCKING CLUE
gay frog orgy at rorkes house
had their albums on my hard drive for years, never listened to them
A toast! A toast to all the fine gents posting here this evening!
i'm in this thread and absolutely wouldn't reply to a good post in the other thread even if it were good haha
LOL
Wollt ihr das Bett in Flammen sehen
get heaven or las vegas on, probably their best one
if you aren't turned on by this image you ARE gay.
share the sauce :)
true
if you like fatties just say that
homo identified
GAY BOY
i like petite mulatas like tyla
Official descriptions of the UK in Cyberpunk
Northen England and Scotland
A post industrial waste land which has seen better days and is full of drug addicts
London and Manchester
A city filled with the ultra rich and has strict laws also cities outside the greater London area are full of gangs of Pakistan and Arabs
Do you find your toil fulfilling lads?
The UK should give the 6 northern Irish counties back to Ireland...
can second this
unpopular opinion: their first album was really good.
I just finished a lovely spaff so it doesn't do much for right now but I do know I have this pic saved somewhere
Sang 'This Is the one' on karaoke tonight, lads
do British boomers REALLY?
70k live watching
don't care
Singing INXS at karaoke
110k on Hasan's stream, and it's the most boring shit ever anyway, they can barely insult each other
Really what?
quite like all of them tbqh
never heard of these so-called cock toe twins
watched that thing where danny dyer talks to a series of spectrum af folk. made me very happy and very sad.
fuck off rorke
tired but don't fancy going to sleep
I hope things are going well in the UK my country is burning alive
the goal gf
mad how much I dislike both of these people
had a few dragon soops hahahAAAAAAAAA
it's fucked mate
don't know who these people are
she dresses like granny used to in the 50s
piker has a brain the size of a lima bean
hey leftypol, don't think 1984 was supposed to be an instruction manual mate
what's happening love x
ahaahahahaha what are you like xx
use to watch h3h3 a decade ago stopped watching when he began his god-awful podcast
shocked that he's still puttering along
can't be comfortable wearing those tight clothes
Lahore type drip
based
luv arr elly
FOHNYEG
It's wild seeing the world crumble
here's your future reform party MP lol
stopped some time after vape nation can't remember why. was fun in that 14-17 age region then wasn't i suppose. their old videos are still a bit funny
it's so over for that jew
Hasan is easily btfoing him
Cyberpunk lore is based
Hasan has exquisite taste in fashion x
just lost one of my best mechwarriors to a single punch might have to ragequit and reload
arsing around my smelly bedroom doing nowt
every clip i have seen of hasan just makes him seem extremely unlikeable and a bit thick.
It makes zero sense for conservatives or anti-imperialist leftists to oppose Russia. Which is why CIA/Mossad work night and day to convince rightoids to hate Russia because it "has Muslims", and lefists to hate Russia over pet issues such as "they don't accept my LGBT values".
how about you just do a bum trump and get it out of the way
legs up, gas out, loud noise, walls rattled
genuinely bizarre how much of a sad cunt you are
me when my mate gets into a scrap at the pub
Ooh wee ohh I look just like buddy holly
just some random german girl
playing oblivion
why would leftists hate ruskies for that and then suck off Palestine, pretty sure they're worse in that
COS I'M A HAITCH
DOUBLE OH DEE
LOWLIFE SCUM THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ME
My favorite part of cyberpunk lore is that somehow Britian collapses and becomes a authoritarian hellhole but that's just fiction
game runs like shit when are those fuckers patching this shit
did you mod the game or does it actually look like that?
What's with these homies dissin' my girl
It's hilarious that you can do a song called "Brits Out" and have a member called "DJ Próvai" and you won't be investigated by British authorities, but if you say "Fuck Israel" they spring into action.
Did you choose body type 1 or 2?
it's funny because the empire in elder scrolls is a colonialist police state and transgenderism is impossible without a powerful corporate state supporting it
I legit fucking hate seeing that flag I am banned from the local Starbucks for saying fags ruin coffee
bit disingenous mate, they caught flack for inciting violence against elected members of parliament and voicing support for a proscribed terrorist group, not for criticising israel
then they backed down like limp wristed lefties always do
you should light the next one you see on fire
This is entrapment buddy
How do you guys feel about Andrew Flintoff?
let me tell you about your country
you have no idea what próvai even means (you will now google it)
no idea who that is
its because they showed solidarity with palestine
you are lying if you say something different
central cee really changed the game bruv
I despise America and I despise what it became. I hope it fucking burns in hell fire
lol
it's true though isn't it, plenty of pop acts and celebs openly support palestine without any detriment to their careers
It's funny how none of the big counter-jihad/anti-Muslim activists in the West have anything bad to say about Syria. This is the first country in history to have a government composed of members of ISIS and Al Qaeda! They are committing all kinds of grave atrocities. When all is said and done the counter-jihad movement is about Jews and Israel, not Islam and definitely not Europe/the West.
i call him ali c
i can't tell if we agree or disagree here lad ngl please expand (i don't mean get fatter aha cos you're american and so already really fat aha don't get even fatter)
return to 2010 when zooey was the most beautiful woman in the world
mate i get you enjoy baiting but next time try reading history first you'll get more attention
Word has reached me that you are having fun on the set. This must stop.
America is the great evil of this world it's the evil empire that spreads everything wrong with the world
youtube.com
spot me lads haha
t. slave to jews
LGBTQ+ charities warn of ‘genuine crisis’ for trans people after UK ruling
STOP
I LOVE ZOOEY
are you the fat speccy nerd in the background?
(havent watched the video)
there was a trans girl who killed herself because of shit like this
because their existence is being used as a political football
good
slave to jews
i quite clearly said i can't tell which end you're coming from please elaborate and/or expand EXCEPT expanding is something someone as fat as you (you are american) should not attempt because it will surely be unhealthy.
pack it in zooeymong
Read Carl Schmitt to understand why Yale opposed Apartheid in South Africa yet supports the most violent racial genocide in modern history in Israel. If Boers ran the media, controlled the banks, funded both parties and were 7 out of 8 Ivy league university presidents South Africa would still have apartheid and it would be illegal to criticize it.
speaking of trans missed the tranny protest at uni because i was sleeping. seems they didn't stick around very long. rip to the lost shag that never was
ONE last zooey, ill get some new cute zooeys for tomorrow nite <3
more of a mary elizabeth windstead fan myself
I remember in highschool I got suspended because we compared a tranny to this character from a manga
how israel should look like for the rest of time
not zooeymong and also believe peak zooey is probably the ideal bird
based, have a crush on her since i was kid watching final destination 3
Rightoids are getting orders to start attacking Shiloh Hendrix. Fake stuff about her personal life, sex with black guys, incest, etc. This is what these infrahumans working against our race always do. When white power begins to crystallize, they swoop in to spread FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt).
As others have pointed out, black pastors didn't let the fact that George Floyd was a felon, drug addict, or porn star distract from the big picture point about police killing blacks. Conservatives tried to throw them off with all that and failed.
If the attempt to go after Shiloh Hendrix works, we are officially dumber and inferior to blacks.
more of a thora birch in american beauty or jennifer connely in labyrinth myself
catyank drops the avatar when he wants to make his most incendiary posts
he lacks the courage to stand by his words
how on earth did yanks get out of my filter
mad seeing my hard become hardline anti jew since this war started
Maheen Kamran - Independent - 37.85%
GavinTheaker - Reform UK -30.38%
Hannah Till -Labour -13.53%
the future of england is looking grim
On me way to Greggs
forever rich
don't know what any of that means so just tell me which one should I use to demoralize you guys if they win
did a big poo once ama
innit funny how your bollocks can be wet so often but they dont get moldy
how odd is that
The sight of Palestinian flags at the Vatican drove Israel into a blind rage:
hahaha ha ha
never heard of sweat rash?
tell you what's odd lad. 5.
i havent, no
find it so funny when muslims try to get christian support for Palestine when there's like 3 christians living there lol
*places my fungal moss-ridden bollocks onto your chin*
no one even cares about the big poo i did once. state of this country.
jock itch is hell
got mossy bollocks
sorry matey i'm inebriated
what was it like. also what do you think of wee posts, don't get many wee posts but lots of poo posts
Want to become an artist but there are no art classes near me
hitler didn't go to art school either mate
Saw a red squirrel today
And a badger
how come all the musicians who came out to support kneecap's free speach telling their fans to murder mps didn't come out to support morrisey's free speech of saying he didn't like diversity?
This must be a new strain of rightoid. Multi generational Chicanos in California and Puerto Ricans writing about Hispanicism... in English.
One thing that sticks out about them is that they make a painstaking effort to blame Anglo Saxons for what Jews do, which gives the game away. Their views on race come from Noel Ignatiev, not Spain.
they only support 'free speech' for people they agree with
next time take some pics, not so much for us but just for yourself
are you a womble
if you're an artist you wouldn't need to go to art school to learn it
Has Morrissey said anything in support of Kneecap?
because dressing up in ira costumes and inciting political violence is le hecking based and progressive
she's cute but i doubt she makes the film worth watching
why are there so many turks in enfield
Morrisey never blasphemed israel
i like a sit down wee if i'm at home so often weepost. not in the habit of mentioning it like i would a poo though.
the poo in question was girthy and gave the sensation of having come from deep inside. i felt the poo void.
the lads (as it were)
wonder if mozza ever got another blokes poo on the end of his knobule
based
I miss you
:)
There is nuance there. The South African government had an agreement with Israel to aid them with their illegal nuclear program in exchange for the Israelis instructing international Jewry to leave them alone. I'm not being hyperbolic here, that was the actual deal. As soon as the Israelis build their nukes they ditched the South Africans and USA, UK, etc began waging economic and diplomatic warfare on them.
been having unsatisfying poos recently because i haven't been eating much. i want poo void, i want to feel empty
does Anon Babble do a q&a for retards i just want to know if the prospective laptop purchase will run skyrim
mad how a good poo is as good as a good meal. circle of life. it's a wheel of fortune.
How do you cope with the fact that civilisation is decaying and in 100 years we will be living in an incredibly violent and unpleasant dystopia
i'll be dead mate and so will you
yes I posted this song several months ago
Championship, League 1 AND League 2 conclude today lads.
Big day for us heterosexuals.
Enjoy!
:)
mental how central asia have the highest tfr outside of Africa by a lot, them niggas life just be hunting and fucking
two people in this thread are
Just been doing some reading about the 1973 Norrmalmstorg bank robbery over in that there Sweden.
Not sure what to believe anymore.
i shall be dead. so will everyone i know. no cope required.
sir BigPaleBussyBoi
that immortal crumb in the air fryer
no washing for me deee lats
[shouts at the threads posters in mandarin]
wassup my niggas
ethan klein the jew embarrassed himself
Just found out the average Bangladeshi adult man weighs less than a Rwandan woman.
What’s going on over there? Funny little fellas aren’t they
Excuse me sir I am floatings awayyy
24 years old
she looks lovely, very pretty eyes
just did an horrid fart
23 years old
Czech Republic on a mad one. How are they getting away with being big fat fattys while we all take the piss out of the yanks?
Sounds like they need to czech their diet.
ktim, been letting it go the whole day
we gotta get rid of the bony face trend
me on the right
would just post in /cum/ but i don't want to be treated like a foreigner
Is this one alive
But whoso hearkens to me shall dwell safely and shall be quiet from the dread of evil
dead and rotting
Who is you codding. You can't even look after yourself never mind other people.
Can't be that bad cannot.
the buck breaker
No harm to you you don't even know what a buck is.
this definitely happened
So that's it then. She's a bit slow for a Friday night. Done. Everyone has moved one. Fairplay if so.
you will soon
Please, stop acting the clown with me.
How now brown cow
mikey do you still scran cockle crisp sarnies
you aren't mikey
vocaroo me right now explaining your opinions on crunchy nut cornflakes. you can't because he never talked about crunchy nut cornflakes
have you got porn on in the background
I do. Sure I'm not posh. If you wouldn't eat that there's something wrong with you. I know you're out there in Canada but wind your neck in for a minute. You'd be damn glad of it if you're hungry.
I won't tell you a lie I do. Nothing gets me off better than an Indian bull and an English rose.
what about crafting wicca baskets and shouting la la la la in your tent or whatever ?
youtube.com
Thank God That Was Them
yeah I’d love to watch an old live stream of some Indian blokes wedding from 9 months ago that only has a 400 views. cheers youtube nice one. keep the stellar recommendation coming. twats.
If that would make me a few quid I'd be all in. Unfortunately I have to tear off pensioners roofs. Do you want to give me a hand dosser.
he did not respond to my vocaroo request and as such is not, in fact, mikey
i was asking earnestly for advice not having a go
NEW
Who are you codding.
just a few more bumperoonies and we can use that one
mustn't get too impatient now
the fish at work in the thread with me right now
Gas man. No flies around me.
Passing alongside the Sea of Galilee, he saw Simon and Andrew the brother of Simon casting a net into the sea, for they were fishermen.
17 And Jesus said to them, “Follow me, and I will make you become ifishers of men.”
1 18 And immediately they left their nets and followed him.