Aging millennial choons edition
/brit/
first for poo
what would you say to Nigel Farage if you had the chance?
Sack Zia Yusuf and bring back Rupert Lowe
watching the blacklist
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Alri lads
7 cans in lads
arrest kneecap, put them in prison for their crimes
Rupert Lowe > Nigel Garage
me? no cans in
doing a bit of a detox type deal
I'm on about 2 and 1/3rd
Canslad is a bit embarrassed
right
sleep time i suppose
his name is robert paulson
i thought you'd have been on the BIG cans all evening
his name is ronnie pickering
haha and the BIG chips he gets haha remember that?
does it ever get better?
Who?
nah those are shit
all in here
fuck off thread splitting cunt
nah this is the one mate
Any cautious sense of optimism about the future man in?
I have the BIG cans
I'll start drinking them faster later on, lad
I got two BIG chips by mistake
Forgot toilberg paid for the BIG lunch today when I got the BIG chips and was wondering why I wasn't as hungry
Who?
RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING
Canslad is.
Have a stable job for once, most times I do short 3-6 month contracts on projects but this time I've been at the job nearly 2.5 years and it's been going well
what cans are you on lad
No chuddies on the bed!
The er, well, erm, Beamish
corrrrrrrrrrrr
dont get that here only guinness and murphys
Any tune man in
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You can't beat a few drinks though can you. A terrible thing.
A dead general. Go on good luck kiss my arse.
What is your vocaroo request. Get it in quick as I'm drunk
your opinion on crunchy nut cornflakes please
good lad
well i'm debunked
It's a terrible old thing when the America. Cunts that post in here know more than anyone else. Funny I used to run these people down. Suppose at the end of the day it's all you have.
Radical feminists be like “I hate men so much” and then do everything possible to make themselves look like a man. Baffling really
Whoever has ears, let them hear what the Spirit says to the churches. The one who is victorious will not be hurt at all by the second death.
if I were a radical feminist I would invent a futa virus to replace men
nigga heil hitler
nigga heil hitler
hero or villain?
hero of the first magnitude
i gave her 10 dollars and im proud of it
is that the yank crackwhore "tradwife" to whom chuds are donating millions of dollars?
Computers infest the hotels
Cops can't catch criminals
But what the heck
They're not too bad
They talk to God
QRD? What happened?
she called some little black kid at the playground the n-word
Forget about all that carry on there. Can we play some actual music. Play some folk music. Surely we can show a little respect for our own people.
just watched some kino
white woman in park, gets harrased by blacks, shows the n word at them.
typical internet storm to ruin her life, he doesn't apologise or back down and just opens a donation page and chuds give her a million dollars.
Why'd she do that then?
if you insist
American judaised rubbish. May as well fire it into the rubbish bin.
white woman in park, gets harrased by blacks
well that's not what happened is it
You will never be a roach. You have no dead rat alarm clock, you have no blood on your walls, you have no filth. You are a turkish man twisted by clout and politics into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Roaches are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed roaches to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even turks who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a roach. Your physique is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk roach home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your disgusting, Mediterranean dickscent.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with a turkish flag, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a turk is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably turkish.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
love racism
hate racism
i love all of God's creations (white Europeans)
it's healthy
it's natural
it's normal
He's good. Any more of him. He's really good.
might go for a midnight walk but what if i got pinned down and raped haha that would be bad
allegedly the kid was taking her son's toys
what is it about the muslim temperament that makes them so prone to rage and violent outburst?
latest news on arsewantoil?
lots he mostly just does traditional english songs
Didn't read a word out of that. Youlll always be some Americab mutt. You'll never be an Irishman.
what is it about the muslim temperament that makes them so prone to rage and violent outburst?
My father, he was Orange. Me mother, she was green.
crazy that all you needed to do to get Anon Babble to defend muslims was to tell them "the jews hate them"
i reckon you could convince Anons that trooning out is based if you somehow made it seem like jews were against it
That's one thing that is scarce really, English folk music. His last name is Irish though. No taking nothing off you. Every people needs their music.
why've you sent me a northern bint talking about god n shite
the jews support trooning out though and hate muslims
you're not consistent though are you? because on another day you'd be saying "jews love muslims and want to import them into europe"
your one and only ideological consistency is jews. you could be convinced to support or oppose literally anything so long as you were convinced jews had the opposite opinion. you'd be saying "pedophilia is based" if someone convinced you jews hated it
Wish I'd done musical theatre for theatre, instead I just sucked, I just sucked and then I fucked... that's right, mother, I FUCKED. And I GOT FUCKED too, does that anger you so still mama?
Can you play me another old song. I truly do like English folk music.
Wish I'd done musical theatre for theatre, instead I just sucked, I just sucked and then I fucked... that's right, mother, I FUCKED. And I GOT FUCKED too, does that anger you so still mama?
"jews love muslims and want to import them into europe"
they do because then you will be more inclined to support israel
Not a bit of me. I like light kind of stuff.
christianity is the light
just realised I'm the age my mother was when she had me
woah
and I'm still a virge
quite a depressing realisation
3 years time I'll be my dad's age by the time he had me
better lose it by then
Sure I'm Catholic.
zoomers describing a vapid e-celeb stream with one single static camera feed and simple lighting as 'kino'
Options:
1) Get off the computer and realize no one's coming to save you. You have to go save them.
2) Go gay.
according to that metric i've got 4 years to get something going
Calm down will you. It's different times.
american singer joan baez did loads of tradtional english songs and i love her version but i think her voice is gorgeous.
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aye
but she was (and I am) 28
it's not like she's some muzzo that bought purchased at 16
terrifying
sounds like work
I'll pass
any bisexual but feel half his sexuality is marred by the phantom of infertility despite not even wanting to have children man in
That music you played me, although I enjoyed it. I have to ask you, you doing alright. Sad music.
did someone say kino?
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Moon River is about wistfulness and nostalgia
You know what was not half bad, The Number 23. Enjoyed that a couple nights ago.
nah I'm mere I coomhead prevert that want to stick it inside feminine looking people, ultimately I do crave romance but strictly with women
for me it's kino is wanking to pov femdom of mature women
ate loads of greasy fast food
chicken burgers (2) and pizza
all that gluten grease and cheese made my gut bloat out like pregnant and I can't stop shittong myself
good evening other than that
hello
domestic violence is probably justified in most cases
based folk lad
Me and catberg
she should've headlined coachella
Alo, salut, sunt eu un haiduc
Si te rog iubirea mea primeste fericirea
Alo, alo, sunt eu, Picasso
Ti-am dat beep si sunt voinic
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic
just admit you want a twink bf
been thinking about changing careers
something that doesn't require me going back to uni at 30 years old
something future proof like a trade, not some meme financial services/it shite scam
lelephans
what about rape
:)
I want
Sure I'd fuck one but I can't see a future with one because I want a traditional life with a wife and a couple of kids. I don't think I could even date one since I don't want to get cutesy with one and honestly don't want anything more than fucking from them.
you get bored of just fucking the older you get
you'll get bored and want more from women than just sex eventually
no
I listened to all of them. Great music. Should be as popular as any cut of folk music. It's something that is forgot about, English folk music. A lot of people forget where they came from.
what about domestic rape
as in your wife isn't in the mood so you just force her instead
in a lot of cultures raping your wife legal
Currently listening to Alfred Deller
I don't like the natural history museum because there's too many scary skeletons inside
and sometimes they look out the window at me
nah I'm a total simp and still feel like teenager with his first girlfriend when I go out
Do you know you'd get a slap in real life yeah
is this the sort of thing you want to see when you walk in the door?
no
word around the office is you've got a fat cock
i just assume everyone here has a paki accent irl
footy is on
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votingtoil over and done with, now to reward myself with a hearty meal of maccas and 10 or so beers
voting
his name is harold
wat katy hear when she enter traphouse
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How's my bot score looking fellas?
didn't vote because i couldn't be arsed to walk up street to the postbox
when they write how nazis took over britain i'll be in the laziness section haha
big evil dragon faces trying to bite me
this is supposed to be "fun" and "educational"
it's a roll call for retards imo
I love burl ives have you seen that movie summer magic oh it's so good
good song
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What a song to break your old heart. Your good people. The English people Are good people. You have so much history, culture, should be respected. English folk music is something that has to be popularised. Just as Irish folk music has. There is a lot of history there that deserves to be told.
Smithsonian?
soon they'll honeymoon
build a big cocoon
thanks to the ugly bug ball
it is a quite a distressting moment in a mans life when he realizes he will never live in SOVLmerica
no that's the los angeles natural history museum
Is there even an Englishman that's proud of being English today anyway. Seems to me it's done.
not a single white gentile lives there
summer magic
No, but I will. I've seen Burl Ives in westerns, and Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, but never in a musical, even though I love his recordings.
The English invented Irish folk music.
Englishmen who excessively hate the Irish is a tell tell sign of being influenced by jews
That is probably true. But the Irish mastered folk music, and by extenion, country music. Folk music is Irish ran.
You're easy read. Some breed of Irish in you no
Seems like there are a ton of them to me. Or at least proud of being British. They won the war, look down on us, look down on themselves, look down on foreigners. Simple as.
don't crash my bubble of dreams
I have an Irish grandfather, I don't hate the Irish.
We're all natives to these islands, and I support localist forms of government, so I'm no cheerleader for the UK either.
The Anglo/Celt dichotomy is the biggest psyop of them all.
Who are you on about. Tell me the truth. Are they american or what are they
cat on a hot tin roof is great too
And where does this perspective of yours come from Mr American?
GOOD lad
seeing as folk music is being posted here's a good youtube channel about folk music
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We're done with him. You're getting too clever for yourself. God forbid we turn out to be all the one.
gay if you wouldn't (he was gay)
Sup mikey, swords guy here. Was listening to this tune earlier and thinking of my traveller countrymen
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PAUL NEWMAN WAS GAY?@!!??
Heres one. Come back when you have one
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look down on themselves
haha ktim
rare yank baffles brits and mikeypikeys alike
I yearn for my homeland
for the hills of mungibeddu
for the fields of montelepre
for the old greek cities
for the fortresses that the normans built
for the soil that so many shed their blood for
where my ancestors led a simple pastoral life
I fucking hate pikeys
haven't wanked in a week, first time i have went this long without wanking since i hit puberty
Keep going there on my comfy 2-week annual vacation. Maybe that sounds luxurious to you guys, but yes we get 2 weeks off of work a year and, are you jealous?
I quite like the faithful sailor boy
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heard you lads needed some chunes
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I work 4 days a week with 5 weeks paid holiday
good british music that
Proper dub then like myself so. The old fella that sung that song lived in the same town I was living. Celbridge. Bit out from you. Poor cunt would be on the side of the street singing the same songs. My brother was very close with his sons. A good singer. Sure you know yourself. Any more tunes. Play them if you have them.
well this isn't the british music thread is it.
sensual fulfilment pouring over me continuously
Wouldn't complain about the paid part, but just having 5 guaranteed weeks off sounds nice. No getting fired for taking a month a year. Bare minimum really, this isn't China I'm not Chinese, if anything our ancestors would hate us for chattelizing ourselves.
fuck off larper
all my ancestors came to this country in 1914
my dad could get italian citizenship if he wanted
It's pure traveller music you know that don't you. It's great music. It is what it is.
ur brown and descended from criminals lmao
Hate gays so much
Just want to bludgeon them to death with a big girthy hard steel rod
Great singer man, I really like his songs. And celbridge is a lovely little town
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not criminals but peasants
that is a healthy instinct that every healthy man has
yes criminals, america got all the shitty waste of europe
why do you think the italian mafia was a thing?
Listened to a book about the early days of the mafia. 1 thing that stuck out was that ~1870 lots of Sicilians were living almost exactly as Sicilians were living at the time of the Norman occupation. Mafia came straight out of the chivalry system.
they eat poo and molest children
homosexual subtext to this post
It's an English song. Stop trying to steal music as if it were a load of roof tiles.
mussolini was able to exterminate it but the USA brought it back when they invaded sicily
vast majority of terroni who moved to america were peasants brought by industrialists like Rockefeller, Carnegie, ford etc
whats with all these foreign cunts squatting in /brit/ for?
He's good. He used to sell his old CDs down fairyhouse market. He can sing an old tune.
/brit/ is for the discussion of british culture
poo smells
Please.
Here's one for my old Irish mate
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OH THE SUMMERTIME IS CUMMIN
AND THE TREES ARE SWEETLY BLOOMIN
i bet you don't have a shred of sicilian culture in ypur llfe
We're done with him. A sofr rapist
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getting raped by swarthoids?
I'm very well drunk. None of ye is bred to me.
america is an absolute joke these days
Say it to me face, Michael, I'd give your mottin a peachin I would
Not worth a slap.
Buddy of mine was at fairyhouse market recently and said it’s not as good as it used to be back in the day. I remember going there ~10 years ago and they sold lots of cool shit like bongs and chinky dirt bikes
any particular reason
Just tired desu
thats a good thing
wanking all the time is not healthy
i say certain phrases and words in the language
thats about it
You might ruck to improve T levels
Yeah used to sell motorbikes, mock tracksuits, big holy statues the whole lot. Cheetam hill is the British version anyway. All pakis though.
molto bene
England is no Ireland is it. The police is too straight.
Come on let's crawl
Gotta crawl, gotta crawl
To the ugly bug ball
To the ball, to the ball
finook=faggot
migua=wifebeater
sugu=tomato sauce
ditsoon= black person
medigan= american (anglo)
butan = bitch
minchia = shit/cock
pizza = pizza
rorke in his prettiest sundress
i'm 1/8th irish
why do only men crossdress and it's not a thing for women
not true, I saw a woman in trousers the other day
So kiss my arse then. You'll never be an Irishman.
Joe Rogan over here. God I love Joe Rogan. Guys... I love America.
cunt birds won't shut the fuck up
i hate that cocksucker
he should go back to hosting fear factor
I will stfu
white women are the most beautiful thing in the universe
Reckon we all need to chill out
dental plan
Would be a disastrous financial move
I wish I had her
Imagine her farts.
What's up with white bitches and having cat hair all over their shit. Her, Raven the ghost, all of them
Don't we all
Man
hate thin shoulders on a woman
let's compete
Irish is known to have a low iq
Sure let's do that. I've a neighbour from Egypt. What's his weak spot.
death then
Callooh! Callay!
you offered to buy my teacher with a camel
i want a white woman to love, to touch, to adore, to spend time with, to cherish
are you spamming me?
sounds good bro
Death then what. This is an intelligent man if your country. Smart cunt. Landlord back in your country. Solicitor. Talk to me. I'm irish so I may be a bit slow
She does big fat shits.
I lived my whole life here
Walked a marathon once, could barely walk for 3 days after. Amazing what hardest geezer does. Double marathons every day a week for weeks.
Smart boy then so. His name is Atif. I don't thing that's how you spell it. He's a smart cunt. Owns hotels back there in Egypt. Owns hotels in this country. And I look after his hotels. Why don't you show a little respect for Irish people.
i dream of inseminating a nordic woman with my terrone seed
you saw the last time?
im laying flat like they say in china
don't hurt me please
I didn't see anything. The man is harmless. Or do you want me to drag him out. Easy done in this country these days.
finally got a decent job, now i feel like my life is over and i should just skip to the credits
it's not that hard
Well, it's a marvelous night for a 'celwalk
With the stars up above in your eyes
You are a hairy brown Turk Malaponte.
I have actually had sex with women unlike you
How would I be able to drag my neighbour out of his house just because he is Muslim. I'm catholic. Surely you understand. Would you afford me the same?
I scare niggers easily you know
really need to sleep
Sure it's only easy to scare blacks. Why don't you talk some sense.
drinking the nestle demon water
Just like our friend said there this is what I saw and it affects me
Why don't you talk straight.
I have looked at it
You sound like a brain damaged AI
real
i wish
Why do you speak english like a robot then for
i hate english language
That sounds like a robot would say. Meet me in the new thread. Or illl meet you.
true
Join me then soft cunt
i am on the same boat mate
imagine seeing this and not instantly falling in love