/brit/

Chinese gf edition

she looks sea

Where the beer garden lads at?

I think under the current rules it's tradition for me to start with Marble Arch.

Been suffering quite immensely with the ol' bipolarberg today so me thinks I'll get on the tins nowish

How can you tell the difference

mental how bums and fannies are fit like

remember when rorke was convinced there was aliens over new jersey for a couple weeks and biden was covering it up

at the beer garden lad

When people see a strong horse and a weak horse, by nature they will like the strong horse

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saw a lovely bum today just don't get how you can be gay

convinved the only reason star wars became so popular is just how cool the light sabres are, they look cool and have that great sound effect.

there was

some lads have lovely bums that's where the trouble begins

Dadberg really enjoyed his new shirt i gave him for his birthday lads

there are a lot of chinese immigrants in southeast asia
and many hongkong chinese look alike southeast asians

tried watching star wars again recently and got bored they're shite really

Why do you have a barn door in your kitchen?

Lovely bit of racism from the Mikester.

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twenty eight year olds

:)

insatiable urge to bake banana bread coming on

profound quotes here today

-15

um

What was it then?

coding x

based dept.

just stuck something in my ear and now it hurts x

I'm fucking howling

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Forging travel documents and applying for a visa for england

just fell out of my arse on purpose

My mother has her hair salon in there

Nigel Farage has vowed to fight attempts to house Channel migrants in Reform-held council areas stating 'we will block the roads if we have to".

based alert

Going to cousin's 18th birthday this weekend lads. Got her a nice gift x

reality: he does a photo op one time then forgets about it and moves on

Lads, who else has their own office at the toil?

what the frick

nothing ever happens, Reform will win in 2030 and migration will go down from 1.9 Million to 1.88 Million

便便

ffs
hope you're happy Rorke

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chicken jockey ahahah

A photo op with what?

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pulling the william to pictures of women

send photos of the women you work with. cropped for privacy if you must

do americans treat their cousins like family?

commencing Operation Cheeky Monkey

Based edition

beeberg on the pollinationtoil

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x

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youtu.be/ctaZ45zxAeo

ngl kanye might have one with Heil Hitler

send pictures of the Sadhbhs from Cork, the second biggest city. I'm sure with the fact that you work in a very specific area is fine and won't be used to dox and harass you considering it's been attempted before multiple times

Yes, lad. After that, perhaps something like the name of where I work

People in Derby are fucked now. There foult.

is that real or ai?

*uses Swords Dance*

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Knew a Chinaman who once made fun of his eyes (you know, how they're slitty and they can't see properly) and I didn't really know how to react
He was being lacist you see

Sadhbhs

irish is a meme language

I don't trust like that

not like you would be any more pathetic if you were outed as a freak

many fine fillies waiting for their holes to be shagged at the drinking hole tonight

new fortnite toil just dropped lads (call it toil but it's actually kino)

It's a real song but kanye is likely using AI to change whoever rapped to his voice

I get it. He had a caddilac

sweating in my horrid little flat

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SHE WAS A FINE LOOKING YOKE WITH A GREAT ARSE

which era of Claudia Winkleman do we prefer lads?

might pop to marks and sparks

might have a 12 hour Oblivion sesh tomorrow x

Money pit

Does the idea of getting fucked not excite you lads?

I bet the shelves will be crammed full

BEERS BEERS BEERS BEERS

IM YARTED OFF THE YOINKER

Grade II Listed

so it's worthless then
lol who do they expect to buy it
only one would be some richfag christian

m&s still not doing online orders

what sort of mongs do they employ there that can't sort their shit out for over a week?

Sucking on a staroparmen like a czech girl who needs money fast

Grow up

I saw it with my own eyes

Lol every machine in HO is ransomwared
IT doesnt have a backup strategy so they have to bring it all back up fresh

wish i had some dude in

what's your plan?

open the fucking gates!!!

every time this happens it takes them months to sort it a week no chance

Get the burger smashed
Get the Xbox on
Get the oblivion played

You alright there mate?

the sex arse as it were

doing a gay porn dance to mark 10 years of a career in straight porn wanking

that's a bum

Wouldn’t that just feel like taking a big constipated shit

why didn't she just go outside and have a fag instead of fucking about with the window

STOP RIGHT THERE

the proverbial big-bum girlfriend

Prime Minister Zia Yusef!

life or death

just had an orgasm

its been 30 years and i'm still on the search for what a zig-zag-ah is

then she wouldn't be able to flash her arse around on camera

something related to bwc no doubt

beach

On the chaise longue the chaise longue

We love the Asian ladies, don't we folks?

she could do that after she's had a fag, it just doesn't make sense

timmy's crush LOL

well that's women for you eh

based godless orient poster

yh mate life or death funny thing life ain't it really

Why what wrong with that? I think she cute.

How much does a week of eating cost in The Big Bong
Assuming no priced in hotel food

yes of course as I am an aryan ubermensch

justdoit

might nip out for a fag
never had one before but might I give it a go

It’s about scat play

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Why is Daddario posting popular again? Did she do something?

got the lads in a discord call, we're all preparing for the huge goon sesh tonight.
willies out
lube up
edge until 3am in the morning.

Basically double the rest of the civilized world, triple for China

I tried smoking for a bit but decided it wasn't for me

I don't smoke

yeah?

erm
can you castrate yourself, lad?

Shes got massive tits and is objectively beautiful

quite strong

dont think i will mate

can only see her as the failed emma watson from percy jackson myself

hushed discussion in the theatre before the play begins...
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by

darn heckin tootin you can bet your raggedy ann i don't!

the smell of my farts has changed recently for the worst. worried it's indicative of a worrying change in my bowels

I will steal her from you

tits are too big

lads you're not going to believe whats happened in germany...they've only gone and been hit by a car in a muslim terror attack again what are those silly sausages like

I thought that knife was for spreading cheese on crackers, I look like a fool for including it with my cheese plates

link?

when does /brit/ start the goon sesh with the lads?

mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty

dropped a colossal fart in the bogs in work today, was really amplified by the bowl. pretty sure I could hear the bloke in the next cubicle sniggering

want in?

Can't think of a more obnoxious modern day ism than libs putting Y'AAAALLLLLLLLLL in every sentence

god

just given a negative to review to the big titty cashier in Aldi.

not racist but wish there were none of them here

tits

so now that the dust has settled what's the verdict on the site going down?
have the jannies been forced to reign it in and the 'chon been restored to it's former glory?

here is the link

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

no mate. still a tranny infested shithole

Surely can't be that hard as a muslim to not want to murder women and children and yet they keep doing it

just a big hoax

Im a right wing national socialist who supports Palestine

spam goddamnit jesus christ

We all have our off days mate. Some of us just deal with in in different ways. Clue up on your mental health awareness

Don’t even fucking care

the downfall of employed woman

*destroys the white race*

I want to apply this please

she's moving on to big things, like Lidl or maybe even Tesco

Not even wearing the same type of glasses. Daft cow

on second thoughts let's not go to /brit/, it is a silly place

actually so hot
so weird it being this hot

stop being cutesy, white replacement is a serious issue

I’ve just discovered that I’ve been using a fish knife as a butter knife

one more move

Its afd that are the real problem

??

You actually cannot barrage the Farage

Do you reckon he's trying to become a gimmick character by pretending he's a schizo?

why haven't you sunned your balls today?

stop being cutesy, white replacement is a serious issue

??

I'm too sexy for this shirt

reckon it's diego throwing a melty after being utterly btfo

VERY bad day for establishment centrism

not cool dude

the so-called employed so-called woman

Haven’t had occasion to leave the basement

might start on the wine

rorke filling up on bread

What does apply this mean

I

thats good

the oblivion remake any good lads?

become unrapeable

Mate I won't eat anything that isn't a takeaway or a ready meal, I'm not cooking my own drugs from scratch

let the others know

Way ahead of you mate

Got a diamond shaped head so only long hair looks good on me

Good, preparing food is for stressed out wagies, we should just relax

i did good, bro

was going to watch doctor who but then remembered i've never liked it and it looks gay as fuck

oblivion is gay

I will butcher you

New

yeh

Who let this psycho thirdie in?

anyone up for some non gay bum fun?

Muslim terror attacks start back up after israel gets attacked hmmmmm......

yo

I'd be up for a rim

diegz on a mad one

any /weed/ man in

shit

What are you doing here, beast?

No and you STINK

Rolling a nigger up into a blunt and smoking him

getting a haircut

one only makes an effort if there is a fine filly one wishes to court

VERY fit twink just sent me a pic of his gaped pink bumhole

makes me think too hard and too much

Are you honestly like, in the desert getting a haircut while on /brit/ on your phone?

lives

There's no way the Muslim terror attacks could be orchestrated by the mossad to get people to support the real terrorist entity known as israel could they?

filly is such a densely sexual term

SEAs are less chinky generally speaking

GWAN RONNEHHHHH

brit/pol/ is as equally as cringe as r/ukpolitics

on my laptop listening to music on sub and chatting with you

Screaming at the thought of that

swag

suffice to say I've got my cock out

boarding school bussy

What's that mad Jap up to now

screaming at this image I've just remembered

my bussy
gtfo here

feminine illness

Succubusass bitch

um
UM

in general
delete the motherfucker

I will never

suck your nan

slurping a wheat beer

not a beer then is it?

Can tell it's diego because it responds in that feminine bitter bitchy gay manner

Gimme a leftypol joke

how so

If you never played it, it's good.
It has the same problem of level scaling of NPCs but if you're on PC you can mod the shite out of it but not very easily, so it might be a bit too difficult (it's not, stop being a faggot)

rain

beer: an alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavoured with hops

SeasideMARK

Thefe is a big conference going on at my toil and they got barbecue for the catering, when they are finished with the conference im going to go down there and eat whatever is left over

Just watched a live police chase on Anon Babble where the driver killed himself by driving into a lorry :]

have you had some?

Saw a bloke at the gym trying to chat up a girl, fair play to the lad for having a go but it was a bit cringey, was mostly just him talking at her.

ok wheat beer has those ingredients

imagining david attenborough narrating this as an animal's mating strategy and giggling to myself

Everytime I went gym when I used to go there'd be at least one absolutely gormless wog skulking about trying to chat up every fanny in sight

let me put some jalapenos and bacon in that chicken and mushroom pie, still a chicken and mushroom pie isn't it?

drop of water

fucked it lads got through a bottle of wine in a n hour

grim alkie twat

watch it

yarted off the bloinker

it is yeah

Nice. Time for another

no it isn't

too much magic bus

cringe
thi guy gets it

conception

ok then why isn't wheat beer beer

up

foreign types with the hookah types say way oh way ohhh waaaaaay oooh
post like
an egyptian

bigly eyes