Enormous coprolite edition
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first for poo
unlucky lad, one horse out
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think about this women often
first for a big day out
ouch
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"how could rockstar do this to him?" asks the BBC
so heatheryank are you completely unable to walk or are you just a big fat bastard that needs assistance?
knife crime unfathomably increases
klart simpson
say what you want about mallardlad but he knows how to dress
Feeling a bit down in the dumps. Might but a pizza and a crate of lager to temporarily cheer myself up
Just enquired into prices at the local David Lloyd gym
£144 quid per month on a 12 month contract and a fucking £200 joining fee
Guess I'll just stay fat
she farted on my dick
might look good if he wasn't a flabby dyel
klarc simpson
imagine caring about video games at 27
He's in desperate need of a clue
Billions must enjoy the York train museum
don't go the gym on the basis that I'm fat and that people would look at me and probably have a good laugh about it later
Just go to your local council gym. Fuck David Lloyds. Full of posers
are you fucking joking?
look at the state of the fit on the jacket the hips are as wide as the shoulders
his sihoulette is completely fucked
retards like you mistake dressing well for dressing "smartly"
his shoes are the only accepatable thing in the photo
i'm absolutely furious right now
he's furious because the release of the game is only time this non entity gets any money.
who the fuck is this dude and why does the BBC report on complete strangers.
I'm not whoever you are talking about. It seems I've rattled the runt cage.
might play some l4d2
A clue lost like sand in the wind
pussy fart or regular fart?
yeah how to dress like a middle aged man
didn't wear my retainers so now my teeth are all wonky x
oh so you're another incel that's obsessed with a post from 8 months ago that everyone else had forgotten about is it?
alright carry on
on the 3rd 330ml heinkekin
going to be a long evening
Thigh burns
144 per month, what the fuck is that, do you get sex with gym hotties on top as well?
blog on you insufferably boring bastard
on the 3rd refill of the kitchen tap water into my empty 1.5L Volvic plastic bottle
In rub the militant right wing part of the green party
careful mate another 14 of those and you might start to get a bit tipsy
3 small cans of beer
gets battered
are you like 50 kg?
neck yourself you failed experiment
David Lloyds is owned by TDR Capital
TDR Capital was founded in 2002 by Manjit Dale
well you get to perv on them in the spa facilities at least
get a pull up bar and some rings, or just take the rings to wherever you can hang them at park or summat
mmmm microplastics
just do bodyweight exercises everyday
I do pullups and pushups in my room and I'm in decent shape
project on
i think he means he's gotta drink another twenty
mental how shit english tap water is compared to clean pure scottish tap water
how many can you do
OK groomer = the ultimate takedown
t. boring bastard
would rather have a thread filled with blogposts than your shite pointless arguments
my house is spotless. spent most of the day cleaning. feels very nice
We're David Lloyds give us your money
why does the BBC report on complete strangers
he's black mate
Are you inviting a lady friend over?
You get what you pay for.
PureGym is cheap but full of deano chav runts.
Small price to pay for being fit and healthy desu
my arse is spotless. spent most of the day douching. feels very nice
ah shit beers are not on me lads
Best incelcore film?
the gf is on her way over.
but i like a clean abode regardless
Harry ... Harry Potter?
leftypol bros...
Who's really pulling the strings
cos u want to do your boring blogging you inane fuck you want to just post into the void fuck off
Having a train run on my arse by Chads
im letting the ex gf stew in her bad decision of fucking me off
she'll know soon
loooooool seething
On the basis of today's results Reform UK has 30% of the projected national vote share, with Labour on 20%, the Lib Dems on 17%, the Conservatives on 15% and the Greens on 11%
Quadrophenia
if you think the bbc is bad you should check out our cbc sometime
they often rerun stories from years ago just for rage clicks but they don't even have a comment section
here's a sampler from 2023 they reposted a few weeks ago:
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should've done ew
I am :)
nuff a dem know i rock these pumas when i'm feelin fly
PureGym is cheap but full of deano chav runts.
Tarq midwit physiognomy
formulating a poo
who made you arbiter of what should be posted?
project on
Taxi Driver
Like polo shirts but i am very aware theyre beloved by indians and arabs
LOL
How do you feel about Kevin Samuels
lmaoooo. reminds me when i was on a date and she asked me if I knew who andrew tate was (this was when he was starting to blow up)
Eternal sunshine of the Spotless mind
Browns are biomass.
All of the world from Algiers to Rangoon should be depopulated.
not going anywhere, just going to sit on my fat arse in my computer chair, anyone want owt?
why was this picture taken
Alright Hitler it's Friday night aha why not take it easy x
used to wear a buttoned-up polo when I went out because that's what the deanos at toil wore. looked ridiculous looking back, I didn't look smart I just looked like an incel in a polo
orchestrating a wank
hope she cheats on you with a bbc
gayboysayswhat
Nothing wrong with them, only look like a spacker if you are buttoning the to the top.
*inhales* whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat...? x
I pronounce project like pro dject
what
hezbollah? ore like his bollocks
regretting not buying those angus burgers now
I wanted to make burgers today
wish i could pass a big blunny spliff around the thread like ioni
I am soon
How will rorke deal with this?
sex with womens fannies
id stub it out on your forehead
I made angus burgers last night
illegal in starmer's britain
angus thongs and perfect snogging burger
Who did you share those with then?
three burgers rorke
three?!
Don't disagree with you
reckon I'm the best looking lad in /brit/. easily a solid 8/10
im a 9/10
lad from uni has had his Instagram account hacked into by a scam Forex trading pyramid schemer. What a silly boomer he is
*stabs you*
nuthin personnel wyboi
are you sure?
I'm handsome but a bit mentally ill haha
she farted on my dingaling
fancy a bum?
injecting myself with pig genes to gain the ability to orgasm for 30 minutes
alri geezer
how's the old bollocks hanging
least delusinoal brit poster
im ugly as fuck and look like a hybrid between an evil rapist and an ogre
didn't win my £10 free bet so going to have a £10 bet of my own money and I know that's what they want but I'll just win then
making some epic tacos
why does diego think he's in an incel forum
*starts driving around in the thread*
Mousenonce is genuinely more likeable than diego
i am lol
installed 4chanxt just to filter him because he's been ridiculously insufferable today
paying for a gym when you have endless roads to run
paying for a gym when you can do pushups
lmao
just clarted some peng ting with my wyboi shlong
I only finished two but I could do three and I'll probably do them again tonight
The sauce was a combination of ketchup, mustard, mayo, salt, pepper, garlic powder, and cayenne
Me? 6'6 8/10 accountant but I'm too autistic to lose my virginity. Things could always be worse lads haha
hs?
its not even the real diego
he left ages ago
alri chuck berry
Lads will British ministers be dragged to the Hague for their complicity in the Gaza Genocide?
They look delicious
caberge
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Starmer acknowledges ‘disappointing’ results as Badenoch says it was ‘always going to be a very difficult set of elections’
second time you've said that to me today but I had sex last night and quite possibly will be having sex again tonight
A piece of flatwood is more likeable than diego
Because he’s less insufferable than you, what explanation exactly do you want
"sure" you did mate
that's why you're here at 6pm posting about it on a friday haha
"sure"
least delusional brit poster
getting memories of the gay club again
Two nights in a row is grim. Such is the married life.
Would rather shag wide night 1 and femboy night 2
where is mousey
okay steamingtoil is officially underway
prepare for some absolutely atrocious posts
explication for your insanity i suppose
Might take mumberg cave diving
wanking the singular bollock
Can't be worse than the diego incel rants like a barking dog
Reform are doing very well in the elections. Can't wait for the Senedd vote so i can vote for them too
still need to go to the shop me but i cant be fucked
Of all things to slam for being a "waste of money" you choose something that keeps people healthy? bug off
If you're going to splurge anywhere make it on your health. Yeah you can run on the roads. You can also use various equipment at the gym/swim there/play sports etc.
the parliament is the lion dear boy *swings cane*
only had to pay $20 in duties and taxes on a $900 purchase
blessed weekend
alri
hes just mad he gets intellectually RKOd everytime he rears his head here
I'll be in the same position if my chronic epididymitis doesn't go away
opened my second can quite nice to know someone else is drinking
Simon western could probably get more birds than me as hes famous and a war veteran
what are you on?
just poured a ginberg here myself
I will be shortly lads
GET ON THE BEERS
GET ON THE BEERS
GET ON THE BEERS
GET ON THE BEERS
cheers lads
what's that
giving the 'cohol a rest cos I always turn into a right demon after a few pints
feel fucking sick
grim alkie twats
ugly evil lad?
reasearchers have found that you should get on the beers
I will be on the boozer tonight too lads, I'll probably be making a lot of posts about immigrants
is it weird if I'm straight but I shave my legs and wear tennis skirts
lads what should i get from the shop
was thinking ciders
*graduates with some cum loads*
don't know what to do during steamingtoil can't think of a film to watch might just get the tunes on early and post shite
No booze for me for a while
Got into the habit of overdoing it
Not good
not him but I do turn into that sort of person yes
3rd can of japanese hard lemonade down the hatch
thickest cucumber you can source and some vaseline
quite like this new captcha, its nice and easy to read
blog on snorelord
hs?
'Straight' doesn't exist, I could get you in a situation where you'd gladly fuck my arse, likely after a few drinks haha.
None of you are gay or non white right?
Its all just in jest correct?
Try spirits lad. You're in a beer rut
ktim not gay at all but if a lad hit on me I'd suck him off no questions asked
drinking a beer myself right now
got the prefab sprout on
sun comes out
so does caribbean music
cheap whisky and ginger beer
i'm voting reform, why aren't you?
is it worth having an actual selection of decent hard alcohol and mixers and stuff as someone who would only ever drink alone
Running doesn't make you strong
Pushups are a meme exercise
rorke bloody benchod
with your wad of pip?
itsa lovely
so fucking hingry but girlfriendberg woke up late and had "breakfast" an hour ago so my burgers will have to wait an hour or two
kektim. mad how it sneaks up on you and makes you feel like shit and wanting to kill yourself all of the time
utterly bizarre question
i wish
How much were you drinking lad?
How the fuck can we answer this for you
you can always tell how fancy a county is by their lib dem vote %
plebs will vote tory and reform and labour and green no problem
but the libdems are reserved for tarquin
got no mates
wondering if I can make myself mentally healthed enough to get PIP or whether that ship has sailed now
get the burgers made
get the gf fattened
Women aren't funn--
Er, rorke mate...
got a headache so away for a lie down lads x
camgirl i'm watching has got massive tits
bottle of wine and four pints of stella per night usually
Well if you have a drinks cabinet or something
maybe take some lsd and go on a mental psychotic break
what's a common name you hate
english names, obviously
hope you get better soon mate x
cor link?
Conservatives dead now are they? lol
no paracetamol?
stupid whores
all of them
cor that's a good idea. sudden psychotic break is an impenetrable backstory
stuffed pretzel crust pizza inbound
Josh
I’d lick the skid marks out of her undies.
got some proper sausages from the butchers
my brother's called josh :(
Dale
And here's me feeling like shit for drinking 4 pints once a week.
I’ll proper sausage you in a moment sunshine.
watching the spanish 'fu
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you do realise the same factory makes sausages for supermarkets and butchers don't you
sausages for dinner > sausages for breakfast
Callum
Jake
Mason
Ryan
Absolutely wrong
Categorically
just had my 3rd wank of the day and feel physically exhausted really shouldn't be doing this in my 30's
yeah we get it mate
real funny
keep doing it
inb4 spencer, hurr durr so funny
cobblers
only get this when hungover then i need a few really grotty imagefap or dogging porn filth wanks to get it out
got some absolutely abhorrent posts lined up for this evening
roasting
willing to bet good money there is fanois waiting to be shagged tonight
Don't worry the jews will breathe new life into them just as soon as they are about to perish for good
remember being like 8 and meeting a connor and being so jealous of the name
state of little me
sausages
food for children
nonce
Me too, I'll be going late into the nights. Have a few posts about my anal fixation too, including fingering my own arse.
oh my days you can't really believe that butchers have access to super secret sausages
utter mugs
I respectfully disagree
pornwank commencing
no toil today lad?
Do… do you think the things you write are entertaining?
bizarre post
yep quality topic keep it up mate
usually when I'm drunk I start uploading photos onto /brit/, it's a miracle I haven't doxxed myself yet
a based wank to the kino porn is it?
...prefer not to say
had six myself, I think it's the weather
by oiled up obsidian hard african totems
got the BIg chips
wondering why the fuck I'm not so hungry
fogot the toilberg took me and a few of the toil Sadhbhs out to lunch where I also got the BIG chips
I have the BIG cans too, lads.
um
oh my days
yeah and ive got a BIG cock to go up your arse
First started when I was about 13 lad. Ever smelt the anal juice that cleans your arse out? Holy fuck dude, musky as hell. Nice actually. Feels like your arse is prelubed.
is that what the big four accounting firm PwC stands for?? porn wank commencing??
you're foul through the screen
that's too much chips
Lads, in other news, warm days = chebs on display at the toil
dont believe you
Why do you talk like you're mentally disabled?
haha
thanks
unfortunately my toil enforces a uniform
I am on benefits and PIP
continually drinking the beverages
no law against it
*points out the flag*
grim alkie cunt
There will be if reform don't get in
Toilberg mates have gone home early leaving me to deal with any problems that might happen while there is a big confrence going on downstairs
cheers, mate.
Yh gotta get dem bennies
still havent been to the shop fuck sake
do it while you can will be banned when muzzies are in charge
I had that feeling once
gimme an account
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