Remastered edition
/brit/
tried to do a no legged hop and fell flat on my face
have this thing recently where i wake up in the middle of the night and start thinking about all the utterly mad shit that's happened/happening in the world while im just lying there under the covers and feel terror
wear my hood up every single day even when it’s boiling. My haircut is shit
pick yourself up and try again
gonna get paid on May 2nd lads
Just seen that a lad who was one of the special needs mongs back at my primary school has had a kid and it has some sort of syndrome that fucks up its face and presumably makes it a retard
Not right is it, what a horrible world
me too
been happening since pootin invaded pookraine
have a hard time giving a shit about the future anymore since everything seems so fucking gay and retarded nowadays
can't even afford goyslop anymore
Gods plan x
May 15th is my next
dinner has arrived lads
what a FREAK
three paycheques in may for me
cunt deserved for being a nonce in his past life
Bizarre thing happening lately. I’ve kind of went mental and started wearing random shit I find in charity shops (like today I wore some tweed trousers and an Everton shirt from the 90s), growing weird facial hair (currently got a horrible pedo ‘Stache going) and just walking around town slightly drunk waving at people and winking at women and I get a mad amount of female attention. I’ve chatted up two women on the metro this week, just random women taking the train and gotten their numbers, had nice conversations with other women. Never happened to me before when I just blended it. What is this phenomenon?
Could’ve fooled me but then it went all bollywood style
what a retard. I hope he gets executed for treason
Sam Hyde exhibits 100% of the psychological and behavioural traits of the Jews he hates. Propagandistic, sadistic, acquisitive of all trends and possessions and trends, obsessed with money. Which is funny.
that's mental
I experience this when my sleep schedule is fucked
I don't respect my dad. I don't hate him. I want to like him. He isn't a bad man. He wasn't a bad dad. He just doesn't inspire my respect. Never really did. His dad was a respectable man, my grandad. I hope my own son will respect me when he grows up. Probably not though.
yeah he sucks
hollow person
Sorry did you get lost on your way to Anon Babble?
That is because he is Jewish
Bizarre how millennials find Sam Hyde funny. Seen some boring as fuck videos of his full of oldheads saying he’s a genius, biggest comedic talent of a generation, a deep thinker wtf LOL
Newcastle I presume. Lots of eccentric types up there so I suppose it's cool. I wish I had your confidence.
the raped
spray your nipples with lynx
Ah yes.. zoomer humour.. erm..
forgot to stick my shirt in the wash for toil earlier
now have to sit up for the washing to finish
That's the joke
some of his stuff where he makes fun of normies is funny, but it's cruel
the lolsorandumb skits are all shite though
And then flick em and your nipple falls off
kek this was me at the pan just moments ago
leftypol's dad sneaking into rorke room again it seems
the lolsorandumb skits
such as?
Yes lad. To be honest I’m not even confident I just have a few tinnies and go out and just walk around I’ve been having some bizarre experiences lately. Made me change my perspective on a lot of things.
most of his videos and that dosgshit tv show
not really though
I grew up accepting my Dad making my Mum miserable was just how things were. It wasn't until I was about 15 that I realised I didn't like my Dad very much. He was drunk, aggressive, lecherous and embarrassing.
never heard of this cunt in my life im afraid
women put a lot of stock in fashion sense or people who dress to stand out a bit. hence why those pickup artists would talk about "peacocking" and all of that. it breaks the matrix. its not good to look like a complete retard but dressing nice when you're trying to talk to women is a good idea.
yes really cmon man be honest with yourself
As long as you didn't get drunk in it you can wear an old shirt. It will have you musk soaked into it. Gets the girls hot
who are you? don't reply to me
blud shat on his balls
lecherous? did he group your mum or something or just wank infront of you?
the ted talk he did was funny though
Sam Hyde is funny and his new show has very aesthetic opening graphics.
Also Jay Dyer is one of the writers.
Think he is very smart (think that's officially measured) and he's funny to me, got a keen art sense too. But something fundamental is completely broken and dark triad in him and basically I hate him.
what the fuck lads
my countryside town is being invaded by pakis and blacks
He's literally me
I am an ancient millennial MDE fan from way back
I reply to whomever I so please
Did you know that Jay Dyer is one of his writers?
you sound gay
are we still pretending he's funny? okay then.
Whenever we were out I noticed he'd always be perving on women
Why does he need other random retards to "write" for his show when he just sits still in a single frame and yaks away about unfunny nonsense for half an hour?
you're a faggot
My biggest fantasy?
Why, it's that I worked in a pub with Daisy Ridley before she was cast in anything, and we secretly would hook up and fuck in the stock room after closing (Sometimes before clocking out, hehe) and I gave her some good advice for an audition she had coming up, but she couldn't tell me what it was for, and it got her the job, and she told me she couldn't tell me what the job is ("It's Star Wars, but you can't tell anyone ok?") and this secret brings us closer, but she becomes famous and moves to Hollywood and marries another actor and producer, but I go to the wedding, and I see her for 15 minutes before the ceremony, and we fuck, and we have to be quick and I can't mess her make up, and we occasionally meet up to have sex, despite me being married to Emma Watson and having kids with her, while Daisy is married to Tom and has no kids because her womb is barren so she lets me hit it bareback because even though we both love other people, we just feel safe with one another and have that unspeakable connection y'know?
he is very smart (think that's officially measured)
Sam Hyde is funny and Jay Dyer is sometimes funny too, but Jay's true strength is in his research and philosophical knowledge.
For me its having dreams about people I hate then waking up an hour before my alarm feeling pathetic and just lying there thinking about my entire life and regrets and how its all gone wrong and wont get better
I'm so fucking tired
Was it the basically, I'm driving brother I'm as straight as they come
stopped reading at >fantasy
So what do you lot think is funny
are you still a janitor here?
Superbad if you’ve ever watched it
He's probably smarter than you to be fair
tried watching a jay dyer video once
comes across like a 4chud incel
bitter, dull
yes i know i am too
So what do you lot think is funny
i laugh at all of my own posts. every single one of them. hehe
Peep show
Oh shut up you brioche bellwhiff
just back from giving my mums friend a lift. was just as painful and awkward as i predicted. Quick little “hi” and talk about the weather and then 25 minutes of complete silence I wanted to kill myself SO AWKWARD AGAHAGGAHAHAHHAHGGH
The allied bombings done on Germany during WW2 were wrong and evil
role models
nuffin! erryfing is shit!! i hate it all!!!
think i might be fag
My dad didn't do any of that. He is just a boring person, he is only capable of mundane conversation. I suppose he can be a bit passive-aggressive. And he is miserly.
looks like a north korean dictator went trans
Need a lil Finnish gf to suck my terrone dick tbqhwyl
You didn't shag her then
what like you're on the road right now
Of course not idiot
I’ve got 2 tickets for sale for Nish Kumar this Saturday if anybody is interested? £50 for both.
My partner bought us 2 tickets back in February for my birthday but due to unforeseen circumstances we can’t make it.
I’m pretty gutted about it but we needed to move house recently which kind of wiped out our funds.
is this website broken on firefox for anyone else?
Playing Assassin's creed Shadows
Americans are all fags with aids born to serve the jews
Norm Macdonald
Naked Gun/Police Squad
you want a cock up your bum?
20 minutes to chat her up and you spaffed it right into the tissue
Embarrassed for you mate, shocked, appalled
yeah space that shit ooooo yeah nigga get it all spaced out
Where did you get this idea I wanted to chat anyone up?
...yh
My dad is a pathetic cunt who only cared about himself. He would come home and tell whingey stories about someone slighting him, not realising that he's an autistic twat and nobody likes him for a reason. Gave me fuck all guidance in my life. Never cared about my growth, never taught me anything or encouraged me in any way other than shouting at me for poor grades. I went to school not knowing how to do my tie or tie my laces.
Would boast to us about his STEMcel job and salary but he was genuinely retarded and would fall for street scammers. Never seen him in a fight but acted like a proper hardman when he was shouting at me. He cowered whenever he had a dispute with a stranger.
He's also a smelly alcoholic, goes on trips to Morocco and Thailand for escorts, text whilst driving 80mph on the motorway and kept doing it when we all screamed at him to stop, just pure fucking retarded. Went to jail for hitting my mum recently.
I'm never talking to him again and I feel like pure shit when I notice something about myself that likely stems from that scumbag loser.
nobody knew who the fuck he was before idubbbz made that documentary, he was the fringe le /our/guy from Anon Babble
Monty Python is funny.
youtu.be
nish kumar is fab
blame your mum
Bros yapping
lolsorandumb
Oh right yeah
Youre the resident gay incel bhenchod
oh right then, yeah you might be gay
Bros replying
I ever see my dad again I'm going to fight him
reckon i could maybe shag a tranny if she looked very feminine but no idea how people just straight up enjoy shagging a hairy blokes arse
Not gay
Not incel
Not Indian
0/3 try again
is he gay?
Just remembered I am yet to brush my teath
Oh dear
he sounds based honestly
He's also a smelly alcoholic, goes on trips to Morocco and Thailand for escorts, text whilst driving 80mph on the motorway and kept doing it when we all screamed at him to stop, just pure fucking retarded. Went to jail for hitting my mum recently.
wow he actually sounds like a lot of fun
Jam is funny.
youtu.be
On a 1000℮ calorie diet straight dying.
Yap yap yap nigga
yeh being name sue toughened him up
I wouldn't. Highly concerned being a shit father might be genetic
right well that's a thinly veiled nonce post accompanied by a photo of a child
You have to have a very high IQ to be an antisemite
Hahahaha
Bro really replied looool :skull:
alexandria ocasio-cortez i will drink ur bathwater... #random
Just brushed my teeth for maybe the third time in 2025.
*VERY* small amount of blood.
Absolutely huge win!
40 units of alcohol tonight
I mean I wouldn't have kids of my own but i might like to adopt white British boys, say between the ages of 13-16? Could be a very growth inducing experience.
Looool no one uses skull anymore breh
L (15x)
Same, should’ve done it when I was 12 but I was a pussy back then
why are whypeepo like this
brush your teeth you vermin
He does sound like a scum bag.
I feel like pure shit when I notice something about myself
I get that. Like I catch myself reacting like my dad and cringe.
rorke still using his i5 6500k
does alluding to being a paedophile violate US law?
here we are then
dressed up for mass
Mate that is fucking vile log off right now giving us all a bad name
spaki using the brazillian vpn to make his dogshit whypepep posts again is he
according to the pedo freaks that run this website? no
I support Israel, if that's what you're asking bud.
standard subhuman behaviour of the Lesser Irishman
Anya is the cutest girl in the galaxy?
Mine wasn't around then
Must have known I'd heem him into the stratosphere if he was within fifty yards of me
Theyre all brushed now
No bad smelly dirty breath for me
Invited protogf to the pub quiz.
Now all we have to do is wait.
catberg not responding to my calls telling him to get his arse in
niggas be in their 30s calling each other fren in an internet forum
until tomorrow
she was cute in the vvitch
nah
r jenna
Mental how there are mongs here who watch taskmaster regularly and find it entertaining
bro acting like he's posting from Brazil
hi frens :3
it's over
quick nap planned then a wank as a reward for going out today
rorke and his mates at the office
*jordan peterson voice*
go to hell!
should do fap -> nap -> fap
trust me brother
Oh my goodness did the lights go out in Spain and Portugal?
Anyway
i am
I tentatively casted my ballot for bloc québécois
ktim
Feel so ashamed for how permissive I used to be. I waste a lot of my life now ruminating on times I let people including my dad just get away with being abusive and I was too much of a pussy to do anything. Let it go on for way too long.
I've completely cut him off. I won't see him again even when he's on his deathbed. He can die filled with regret.
why :3
rorke and his crew roll up
i would die for quebec
we might have to
she's also a nasty cunt
both of them are retarded
genuinely lost the lottery with my parents. growing up I was in utter disbelief at my life, it was just shit. everyone else had at least one loving parent.
you lot talking about knocking out your dads as if it’s easy. Mine put me on my arse when I tried to fight him I was 17 too
Grieving mother forced to live with 13-year-old son's decomposing body over Easter after hospice wrongly told her funeral homes were shut
why would you try to fight your dad
Online right wingers being paid by jews to defend Jewish pedophiles such as Woody Allen , harvy weinstien, and Jeffery epstien. In some cases they are being paid less than 100 USD to do this, at least Judas received 30 pieces of silver baka
wtf this is kino
heard the supreme court banned trannies
if hes a cunt
Beating my mum
the lads
I feel your pain
He's a 60 year old alcoholic pothead failed artist.
I'd put him in a grave
one of the great lies that south africans like to tell is that they are eternal victims, when even during apartheid they hated anglos and kept them out of positions of power
Gook version of Tony Soprano innit
have you thanked the lord for not being ameriKKKan today?
Yeah my dad was actually a chad I forgot most of the people here probably have dads like Neil from inbetweeners one
my dad would have destroyed me until recently when his health started to decline but I never would have wanted to hurt him he is probably the nicest man I have ever met and he raised me very well
yes and rightfully so, anglos should not be allowed within 100 feet of any lever of power.
Sorry mate did I ask?
don't remember asking you bollocks mate
Be le me, yeah? Be le me right, and then le grill......
shut the fuck up
I am literally consuming 40 units of alcohol tonight
Inshallah your fathers health improves
video games do just as much damage to your brain as hardcore pornography
I am literally not fucking asking mate, fuck right off.
not actually true though is it
both sap your vitality, vigor, stamina, imagination, and creativity
thanks x
unironically? because of the blacks here, at least imo. troost is objectively filled with the coolest potential businesses in this city, alongside the nightlife here being ruined by them, but black hoodlum freaks ruin everything here. it sucks
come out to the peanut and join me and my buddy for a drink if you want btw
What's the most pints you've had in one night?
for me it's ten
Yeah? What about when I'm in the hospital, will you give a fuck about it then? I've made many great /brit/ posts
existing in this modern world does more harm than anything of the sort
and what about posting on Anon Babble?
jenna ortega desu
seriously considering early retirement from lifetoil
Another bout of diarya then
Pooring out me today
I was watching a vid on alkies and one of them said they drank 1000 units a week
That surely must just be 100
As for me I went to the school of hard knocks
everyone dies, but not everyone lives
I was high at work and trying not to laugh when I watched a man run outside in his underwear screaming for us to get his yard debris
sexy lil thing
poo smells
Afrikaaners are rotten people. If I had to live under their rule for decades, I'd be slaughtering them too.
You’re on thin ice pal keep it up and you’ll get a slap
had almost 100 units of alcohol in belgium when I was there a few years ago and almost fell into the canal where I would have surely drowned
guy = life
bird = me
just did a big sloppy alkie fart, as is my usual alkie behaviour x
pour yourself another waaa heyy x
about to open a fourth beer for the evening and begin oblivionremasteredtoil
After Hereford and Plymouth cancelled their Pride events earlier this month, with both citing a drop in corporate sponsorships and people willing to volunteer, Worthing Pride and Lincoln Pride have announced that their events may also not go ahead this year for the same reasons
are you a binperson
When I was a fat 16 year old I could drink grown men under the table now I’m 24 if I drink a pint too fast I can’t even walk straight
netanyahu is a war criminal and one day soon he will have his date with the hangman's noose...
god, if only
netanyahu is a paki
not even depressed just fucking bored
:D
not even horny any more just lonely so lonely
The lovely, lovely spring
browsing Next in the market for some denim trousers
imagine...a /brip/ without dtfic...
Doing a poo
Wearing tweed meself
browsing Past in the market for a cotton codpiece
good lad
get those fucking trousers
go on rorke
could never pull that off its neutral blend into the crowd choices for me
mad how the BBC have allowed louie theroux release this documentary showing how deranged and evil the average israeli is
A New Hope
The Normie Strikes Back
Return of the Rorke
mfw there's wankers here that wear linen trousers
mmm denim
it's almost as if the bbc isn't nearly as biased as people (especially here) make it out to be
oh no does the vpn mong who spams trannies not like my trousers how will i cope
You guys don't actually wish I were dead, do you?
I work landscaping and hate my life
how's the missus 'fic?
alan titchmarsh said landscaping is the last refuge of the unemployable
Lee?
it is though
they have to maintain some critical distance with israel because of all the muzzers here
that’s all
notice a lot of /brit/feel and /brit/pol posting in here
please keep it /brit/
thanks
Well you see I failed to get an apprenticeship and now you see where I am at?
I remember an absolute nightmare of a thread on the sharty when britpol were posting on it. So many n-words!
sabrina xx
thinking about watching a fillum but im probably too tired really
Uncle had Freebird as his funeral music. Bad choice as it only played for the first 30 seconds which aren't very good seconds compared to the rest of the song
never hear me bad mouthing Next it's where i source all my clobber
sexo
too small and no curves
i think the clothes next sell are rubbish
*clobbers you with a rorke uppercut*
rorke looking for the Hitler-red crayon in the Crayola package
i dont like her wig and make up
Are you from Hull?
ktim, only cos they offer outfits for tall men which is a demographic I belong to x
ain't no bad bitches in hull
are you a 'bad rhino'
word on the street is only top shaggers are allowed to buy those
FOY
Yids think the whole world is supposed to revolve around them like the main character in a sitcom.
any girls from Hull in here?
reckon I am but honestly can't remember, just a sign of how alpha I am! I do actually remember the imposing model in one photo who was definitely a bad rhino aha x
I don't really think much into my outfit
usually just wear a white t shirt, black coat, jeans, and new balance
just hope my mullet and moustache does most the heavy lifting
they unironically believe they were chosen by god and that all non jews are meant to be their slaves, it says this in the talmud
where?
a father walks into his son's room, the smell of blood thick in the air as the soft organic material that once contained his son's personality thoughts and memories is now dissassembled and spread all over the walls slowly dripping into a puddle on the floor
"are ya winning son?"
Unneccesarily dark post
tfw no short-haired latex gf
would you rather be bald or have kim jong un's haircut permanently?
Gp
yeah face and hair does the work. fashion is for woman and coping uggos
needing a shit aha
every page
sadly this is true. i look like a paedo no matter what i wear
see that makes me think youve never read a word and are just repeating something you heard
just know that you're loved and cherished sweetheart
its true, read it sometime and you will see every page has some line about non jews being inferior and made by god to serve jews
chad can wear anything he likes and he will still look good
just a simple 10 quid navy polo shirt from tk maxx will sort him out
just watched the movie Kes. Could hardly understand a single word. speak the language we taught you
yeah
hadabout 9 pints with dee lad
dont get too drunk you might bum him
sweet as
listening to freebird right about nah
Teach them mfs who's gangsta.
have to get up for a piss which will inevitably awaken everyone
God bless
how loud are your pisses mate
just piss in a bottle
got a syndrome havent i its rude to ask
"pissing down" syndrome?
We just not making a new then lads?
oh it's gone quiet, has ti? timezones, yeah? workers asleep are they? guess we neet chads have to keep the thread going :sunglasses:
...nh
can't be arsed
why is simpsons so hilarious but futurama not even at all when its the same guy
no
have a wank and go to bed lad
Futuramas alri
whats the best series of it
futurama isn't relateable in simpsons way cos of space n shit but if you're a space nerd you might really like it
does futurama touch on black holes?
you think you know me
ON THIS DAY, I SEE CLEARLY
EVERYTHING HAS COME TO LIFE
wild how when soap and water mix they go sicko mode and destroy all their enemies
dunno
doubt your mum was in it
im sure a little but it isn't really a science show more just like.... a more modern version of the jetsons and for 16 year olds rather than for 6 year olds
oooo ya bugger
NEW
29/04/25 the day /brit/ died
I live there
FOJF
Yeah this desu
Right I've had it up to here, stop faffing about a get it made
Listening to Whiskward in the Jar by Metallingus
Last /brit/ thread ever is it?
yeah and this is the last ever post...
...poo
POO
heard a loud noise outside and paranoid now haha