the cronem edition
/brit/
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Sir Keir Starmer
poo status?
/brit/
the weak should fear the strong
rorke in utter shambles
ok still don't want them here
hums of poosaf
what have the celts ever done for us
on his way to the gherkin
So this is Rorke.....
i love doing nothing but sitting browsing /brit/ listening to the same songs I've listened to for 20 years drinking beer. if I won the lottery that's all I'd do
reckon I'd do the same if i got diagnosed with terminal cancer. Some of my happiest memories are listening to music steaming alone posting on Anon Babble.
lol
According to police sources, the Syrian refugee shouted the word "sex" before pouncing on the unsuspecting 22-year-old. The girl can be heard screaming in the video.
a human ought never "pounce" on anything
most unseemly behaviour
/brit/ has finally died
thank god
*goes outside*
all the norms are out
all the NEETfreaks are asleep
too busy doing pressups in the pub cark park to post on this incel nest
is this gay slang for something?
The last ones are lies lmao
algebra proceeds Islam by about 2000 years ago I'm not sure how the can claim to have invented it
Like most people, I haven’t tuned in to Have I Got News For You for years. But when I heard of a staggering omission in last Friday night’s edition, I just had to see it – or, rather, not see it – with my own eyes. The biggest news story of the week – the momentous ruling by the Supreme Court on the meaning of sex in the Equality Act 2010 – was not covered at all, even obliquely. You’d think that the absurdity of the highest court in the land being called to adjudicate on one of the most basic facts of observable reality – that there are two sexes, and that the words man and woman mean, er, man and woman – would be a rich source of mirth, the kind of glorious nonsense that’s a satirist’s meat and drink. But no. Not a word. Zilch.
ENOUGH
too busy wanking to post here
heatheryank's new obsession is it?
Ah. So it is just hatred.
Call me a lanklet ONE MORE TIME BITCH
invest in an A/C unit lad got one last year for about £200 and they're great now that global warming has us on the ropes
Those pvt trackers difficult to get into?
Any particular one you recommend lad?
Sir Knee Cap
merchant on a mad one
i subscribe heavily to incel doctrine
I got this one for a flat and it's good and easy to hide away. it's actually on sale for an absolute bargain
petertyson.co.uk
Give me an interesting incel concept
Pure pro-islamist messaging
It really is all he cares about
Like fuck this guy really gives a shit about independent scotland
oh cool everyone's using the retard thread hahaha
meant to be cutting but I'm getting fatter
Nice kick
thanks
cronem light up dat loud outside di council estate
timmy walk past an smell di smoke x
Air conditioner lobby targeting brit incels
no matter. pour more gravy on your chips and enjoy
Bro subscribes to incel doctrine but can't name an incel concept LOL
state of him
Get one of the ones with the little adjustable turbine bit on the top. They're fantastic, you can have the top bit blasting you right in the face and the big bit keeping your body cool.
mmhmm bet the yardie goons are stocking up on cocoa butter x
he's not in the thread anymore to reply to you
gchq got him
the gf
Remember michu
Can't be your gf lad. He's a bloke. And an ugly, fat one at that.
fingernail feels weird
not sure about this
she has a really thick cock
the cronem smelling like sweet cocoa butter with a masculine marijuana musk
katy's addicted to this smell
Excellent. Let's talk about trannies please.
are you blind? she is clearly a woman
feeling spiritually blacked
ditto on phone case
sorry honey but humans can't morph into other genders as easily
rorkes google history its rorkes google history
skyrim sex mods
rorkes google history
not fat or ugly
just bulking a bit longer
pooing a cock
not fat or ugly
Words can't describe the contempt I have for all of you.
Bonnie Blue has been caught cheating on Lil Mabu in a nightclub in Miami
Cheers la'
Been meaning to get one for years but couldn't be arsed looking into it
by all means though keep returning here
it was a cronem wasnt he x
just saying i would shag it
FREE NORTHERN IRELAND
fucking hell
america's finest
I thought the military did regular physical training ffs
the CAKE on that
rorke went for the jugular with this one
king of england when?
wen u at the gherkin and katy twerkin
momma ate :p
temu sex arse
*enters thread*
The requirements are much lower for women + they probably lie for each other
leftypol looking based desu
seeing a lot of brits saying yall recently
fucks that about
just do what the chinkoids do
Not really just takes a few months
boys over at Anon Babble /ptg/ will have you sorted out
will humans ever stop producing lumps of plastic and metal?
its depressing desu
got two ice cream vans going round
might try to start beef between them
can't stand glass tables
Sir Jewish Wife
Sir Jewish Children
live in the bug pod
eat the pod food
consume the content
take the ssris
Sir Jewish wife with a understanding: the girls are yours but the boys an2rnkre mine.
dad used to come in my bedroom and sing 'Take It Easy' by the eagles when i was a teenager making fun of me because he knew i didn't have any friends and i used to just sit in bed all day and play games
still do the same now at the age of 26 but he doesnt even bother making fun of me anymore
Is Turkey a good country to visit for a couple weeks? Where's a good place to go? Is it a stable country?
don't know
don't know
don't know
hope this helps
i went last year
its meh
I remember a few days after he killed that guy he played again and the audience cheered for him
cps have said no crime can't be arsed he's free to go
are mine"
fooking 'ate mobile
big thumbs
are you shitting me
just got awped on A long fuck SAKE
can't get the front door to shut properly on hot days like today but my neighbours can so I'm probably just being a mong and a very annoying one who leaves the door open at that
Got offered a new job.
Cannot WAIT to hand my notice in to the fat fucking BITCH SLAG who has been making my life a misery for the past few months. I'm going to do absolutely fuck all for the next 4 weeks and leave them right in the shit.
what happened surely it was an accident
wasfordinnertonightlads
Oh sure take the murderer's side
This is so typical of you
the pg tips are so leaky
just had a burger and a pack of ramen
poo, microwaved
why not just beat the shit out of her
Just shaved my face for the first time in ages and I look so cute
katy daydreaming of s curved batons
chicken casserole
a lot of violent kinetic movements are about to tek place
Cajun chicken thighs
Bistro salad
Bit o coleslaw
Might open a beer on the back while they roast and crisp up
black pride
A sufi brewed the first batch of coffee
I'd assume it was in South America somewhere
black cube of birmingham
If I was sure I could get away with it, I would smash a pint glass in her face.
need some youtube kino to watch
and the latest from wankard pooser?
Meghan is still using HRH in private cards she sends to friends
lmao kwab
the inexperienced yams finna tek some vicious violations xx
Why are you mentally ill bro
still in a box
why do you condone rape you beast
Pooser brought up the fact that Lambe's newborn child had died at a hospital earlier that week, causing Lambe to "break down" and withdraw from the debate
youtube.com
get it watched
bit rude
bizarre
ello chaps
retired from wanking
cant stand alex turner
also dont like mike skinner
lose some gosh darn weight fatto
the fate of all whitebois
nat figger
Catyank went occult
I CANT HIT MY PROTEIN
dangerous day to be a scratchcard
'kin 'ell lads this weather doesn't know if it wants to be hot or cold
lumps of plastic and metal
you mean machines? eventually it'll stop yeah
eating poo
answer the phone you fat nigger
brossss what are these apps on my phone
why I got the Kindle App I don't even have a Kindle
wtf is Shazam why do I need this why did I even get that
Why I got Waze on here I don't drive I don't have a car
Ring ring better answer the graft
I use Shazam all the time
still the best music ID app
dangerous day to be a loli
why are trannies always obsessed with childish crap like pokemon and anime
chewn
:/
Bradford's finest. BBCC in shambles since this one dropped
serve what? poo?
Reminder to support British beer culture
absolute tune this
youtu.be
catspaz is the kind to immediately drop his religion one day and swap to something completely different because his autistic whims decided it's cooler
How come there’s never been an Irish pope?
housemateberg being weird and annoying AGAIN
youve got no mates. you're a lonely little loser
swap to something completely different because his autistic whims decided it's cooler
ktimmers
How come there’s never been an Irish people?
catyank rattling the runt cage from within
thinking of giving the fan jew some of my money for one of those dyson bladebergs
I've got some wisdom for you all.
The secret to life is that
this has got fuck all to do with charva tunes. You're not a part of this conversation
6PM
need to think of dinner food
and then cook it
and then eat it
there must be an easier way
Why does /brit/ say la
You're not scouse
There is no sentence more yearning, obsessing, sensitively adoring of women than "You stupid bitch"
It's a feeling of words only uttered by men entirely possessed and captivated by a woman's total hold over him
What to dry your hands? Those dysons?
get the kizza ordered lad
Mikeys new hustle
Onlyvans
GOT A STUPID BITCH THAT DO WHATEVER I SAYYYYYYY
what do you need a hand dryer for?
Ay up me duck
sucking fat hairy pikey cock
do they have supermarkets in new york city where you can do a big shop? in tv shows and films they only ever go to what look like chinky supermarkets or paki shops are there no walmarts or anything
Dunno why Apprentice makes me cringe like no other show. Business types pretending to be creative for money. It's always bad.
imagine the meltdown /brit/ would have if an actual verified attractive woman posted here
dread to think
inb4 le sacked tranny, sod off
same
traitors makes me cringe as well can't watch it
You have just made a dangerous enemy today.
would be simpcity
think you're forgetting someone
that's already a website
she's beyond grim, get a grip
someone post the pic of her toes
it pie night
cor
nah
someone post the pic of her growler
I actually have a fantasy like this that I wank to sometimes. I'm a fit girl and I post here and get you lot doing whatever I ask, wanking on cam etc in return for me posting nudes. eventually I get doxed and a couple of you blackmail me into being your sex slave
hungover, haven't been out today, hate hearing people outside have fun, HATE IT
My advice
become a thinker of the game
corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
oh no dont do it for free all over me
my fave candice pic is her bday pic x
swangin
ah yes bit of sun better mow the lawn for the 8TH TIME THIS WEEK
Dumb insecure sket trash talked the gyaldem
Hmm warm this week
One more day of this and it'll be time to get the plastic table fan out of storage
genuinely not in the slightest bit gay but you are actually fucking insane if you wouldn't suck every drop of cum from that
eating a egg
cute
you're right. you're mega gay
sucking a plastic table fan
She's French is she? Ooh la la!!!11
kemi badeNO
putting boiling water in my mouth and cracking an egg into it
nth for the gyaldem
fan is currently working overtime doing blowtoil as i type this
rorke blushing and saying "Oh, you shouldn't have" as he opens his birthday present
gymtoil and runtoil complete
currently plotting scrantoil
it's just not on is it
:|
mustve gooned 100s of times to tranny shit but never actually came from it, that would be one step too far
What’s that? Eating pie or something?
had a nice growler on her in all
And it's a George Floyd sex arse
this woman and her bf has stopped and taking pics of everyone's front garden of their flowers. The lad is clearly getting annoyed at stopping every 2 seconds so she can take a photo
You have a vivid imagination. It’s a wonderful thing.
Bet she does. Cor and so forth
mousey ^-^ xx
let the lady enjoy the flowers
it's what they're there for isn't it
Nice
wish i could drink a normal amount then stop
like i'd love to have a couple of beers with the footy but i know as soon as i have one it'll have to be an official steamingtoil
always all or nothing
jobcentretoil tomorrow, jobcoachstein has book time with the bollock buster 3000 for our appointment
Enough with the toil! Get some goyslop in you
idiot
Super Hans is what we Brits call a mad lad.
official steamingtoil commencing shortly
ktim last night. had one bottle which led to two which led to all four and then an uber eats order to get abdul ferrying pints of stella to my abode and yes it became steamingtoil
same lad don't know how people just have one or two beers
just don't drink that much
stop at a couple
what a darling
yep same. always rip the arse out it
I don’t know how people work everyday but here we are
rorke's hwip
this is literally 18 year old going out drinking for the first time behaviour get a fucking grip freaks
it's called alcoholism
you get a grip rupert
Bet you lot drive like a pussy
thats not alcoholism you hysterical woman
get the bag in
everyone has their vice
can stop at a couple beers but will devour 500g of crisps and 500g of chocolate biscuits like its nothing
I wish I was an alcoholic sweet tooth is way worse
red bull looks like bubbly piss when it's poured into a glass
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA cuuummmmmm feelssogoodmywilly:)
fag noncers
me on sunday except i already have the bag coz im organised like that x
im even worse i smoke weed just so i can binge eat i literally cant eat anything by my own will i need to get high
yes it is
I know a Scottish guy but he doesn't have red hair. He has blond hair and he looks Scandivian. Is that normal?
Anyway he's really funny.
cum from penis
brain gets most the pleasure
doesn't seem fair
try being young again
Do the D-A-N-C-E
One, two, three, four, fight!
t. coping alcoholic
cope cope cope
seethe seethe seethe
Do you freaks ever say anything else?
Boringest cunts on the planet.
Today is the day.
Stop everything you’re doing.
Start using heroin.
Which beer should I get today lads?
sun shining through my window again, sick of it
Everybody on the philosophy discord server ignoring me cos I told em what's what.
gf let me know her period is late again
lets see how this goes
Seems like you’re seething and coping to me
It really is a cold beer in the garden day I can see why /brit/ is so slow
Haha bet you’re a massive twat
fingers crossed its his
sucking a red bull (sugar free)
Haha yeah bet I am
I'm currently posting from the garden
my wifi doesnt go to the garden and I have no 4g. its over
buy item off ebay full price
check messages
seller sent a 10% discount offer that I didn't see the day before I decided to purchase it
fucking HATE being retarded
don't have a garden me
I'll spot you if you do something for me
hate doing the washing up
every day wash wash wash
fucking never stops
hat eit
poo
Emma Watson does delicious poos.
ktim
do yanks seriously think that in every european country people have one hair colour
is it because you all have black hair
get a dishwasher
washing up isn't that bad, for me it's vacuuming/mopping that I HATE
can't stand it
Just don’t do it then
get one of those new vacuum mops seriously they're great
good idea except the place will get a tip if I don't
rock and a hard place that one
men doing household work
WHAT HAS HAPPENED
the destruction of anglo-saxon capitalism looms
satan lost
okay
to be replaced with what
my wife is imaginary she can't help with chores :(
where is the new
you need to unfilter brazil to see it
early night for this legend i think x