/brit/

the cronem edition

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

Sir Keir Starmer

poo status?

/brit/

the weak should fear the strong

rorke in utter shambles

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ok still don't want them here

hums of poosaf

what have the celts ever done for us

on his way to the gherkin

So this is Rorke.....

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i love doing nothing but sitting browsing /brit/ listening to the same songs I've listened to for 20 years drinking beer. if I won the lottery that's all I'd do

reckon I'd do the same if i got diagnosed with terminal cancer. Some of my happiest memories are listening to music steaming alone posting on Anon Babble.

According to police sources, the Syrian refugee shouted the word "sex" before pouncing on the unsuspecting 22-year-old. The girl can be heard screaming in the video.

a human ought never "pounce" on anything
most unseemly behaviour

/brit/ has finally died

thank god
*goes outside*

all the norms are out
all the NEETfreaks are asleep

too busy doing pressups in the pub cark park to post on this incel nest

is this gay slang for something?

The last ones are lies lmao

algebra proceeds Islam by about 2000 years ago I'm not sure how the can claim to have invented it

Like most people, I haven’t tuned in to Have I Got News For You for years. But when I heard of a staggering omission in last Friday night’s edition, I just had to see it – or, rather, not see it – with my own eyes. The biggest news story of the week – the momentous ruling by the Supreme Court on the meaning of sex in the Equality Act 2010 – was not covered at all, even obliquely. You’d think that the absurdity of the highest court in the land being called to adjudicate on one of the most basic facts of observable reality – that there are two sexes, and that the words man and woman mean, er, man and woman – would be a rich source of mirth, the kind of glorious nonsense that’s a satirist’s meat and drink. But no. Not a word. Zilch.

ENOUGH

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too busy wanking to post here

heatheryank's new obsession is it?

Ah. So it is just hatred.

Call me a lanklet ONE MORE TIME BITCH

invest in an A/C unit lad got one last year for about £200 and they're great now that global warming has us on the ropes

Those pvt trackers difficult to get into?

Any particular one you recommend lad?

Sir Knee Cap

merchant on a mad one

i subscribe heavily to incel doctrine

Give me an interesting incel concept

Pure pro-islamist messaging
It really is all he cares about
Like fuck this guy really gives a shit about independent scotland

oh cool everyone's using the retard thread hahaha

meant to be cutting but I'm getting fatter

Nice kick

thanks

cronem light up dat loud outside di council estate
timmy walk past an smell di smoke x

Air conditioner lobby targeting brit incels

no matter. pour more gravy on your chips and enjoy

Bro subscribes to incel doctrine but can't name an incel concept LOL

state of him

Get one of the ones with the little adjustable turbine bit on the top. They're fantastic, you can have the top bit blasting you right in the face and the big bit keeping your body cool.

mmhmm bet the yardie goons are stocking up on cocoa butter x

he's not in the thread anymore to reply to you
gchq got him

the gf

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Remember michu

Can't be your gf lad. He's a bloke. And an ugly, fat one at that.

fingernail feels weird
not sure about this

she has a really thick cock

the cronem smelling like sweet cocoa butter with a masculine marijuana musk
katy's addicted to this smell

Excellent. Let's talk about trannies please.

are you blind? she is clearly a woman

feeling spiritually blacked

ditto on phone case

sorry honey but humans can't morph into other genders as easily

rorkes google history its rorkes google history

skyrim sex mods

rorkes google history

not fat or ugly

just bulking a bit longer

pooing a cock

not fat or ugly

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Words can't describe the contempt I have for all of you.

Bonnie Blue has been caught cheating on Lil Mabu in a nightclub in Miami

Cheers la'

Been meaning to get one for years but couldn't be arsed looking into it

by all means though keep returning here

it was a cronem wasnt he x

just saying i would shag it

FREE NORTHERN IRELAND

fucking hell

america's finest

I thought the military did regular physical training ffs

the CAKE on that

rorke went for the jugular with this one

king of england when?

wen u at the gherkin and katy twerkin

momma ate :p

temu sex arse

The requirements are much lower for women + they probably lie for each other

leftypol looking based desu

seeing a lot of brits saying yall recently
fucks that about

just do what the chinkoids do

Not really just takes a few months
boys over at Anon Babble /ptg/ will have you sorted out

will humans ever stop producing lumps of plastic and metal?
its depressing desu

got two ice cream vans going round
might try to start beef between them

can't stand glass tables

Sir Jewish Wife

Sir Jewish Children

live in the bug pod
eat the pod food
consume the content
take the ssris

Sir Jewish wife with a understanding: the girls are yours but the boys an2rnkre mine.

dad used to come in my bedroom and sing 'Take It Easy' by the eagles when i was a teenager making fun of me because he knew i didn't have any friends and i used to just sit in bed all day and play games
still do the same now at the age of 26 but he doesnt even bother making fun of me anymore

Is Turkey a good country to visit for a couple weeks? Where's a good place to go? Is it a stable country?

don't know
don't know
don't know
hope this helps

i went last year
its meh

I remember a few days after he killed that guy he played again and the audience cheered for him

cps have said no crime can't be arsed he's free to go

are mine"
fooking 'ate mobile
big thumbs

are you shitting me

just got awped on A long fuck SAKE

can't get the front door to shut properly on hot days like today but my neighbours can so I'm probably just being a mong and a very annoying one who leaves the door open at that

Got offered a new job.

Cannot WAIT to hand my notice in to the fat fucking BITCH SLAG who has been making my life a misery for the past few months. I'm going to do absolutely fuck all for the next 4 weeks and leave them right in the shit.

what happened surely it was an accident

wasfordinnertonightlads

Oh sure take the murderer's side
This is so typical of you

the pg tips are so leaky

just had a burger and a pack of ramen

poo, microwaved

why not just beat the shit out of her

Just shaved my face for the first time in ages and I look so cute

katy daydreaming of s curved batons

chicken casserole

a lot of violent kinetic movements are about to tek place

Cajun chicken thighs
Bistro salad
Bit o coleslaw
Might open a beer on the back while they roast and crisp up

black pride

A sufi brewed the first batch of coffee

I'd assume it was in South America somewhere

black cube of birmingham

If I was sure I could get away with it, I would smash a pint glass in her face.

need some youtube kino to watch

and the latest from wankard pooser?

Meghan is still using HRH in private cards she sends to friends

lmao kwab

the inexperienced yams finna tek some vicious violations xx

Why are you mentally ill bro

still in a box

why do you condone rape you beast

Pooser brought up the fact that Lambe's newborn child had died at a hospital earlier that week, causing Lambe to "break down" and withdraw from the debate

bit rude
bizarre

retired from wanking

cant stand alex turner
also dont like mike skinner

lose some gosh darn weight fatto

nat figger

Catyank went occult

I CANT HIT MY PROTEIN

dangerous day to be a scratchcard

'kin 'ell lads this weather doesn't know if it wants to be hot or cold

lumps of plastic and metal

you mean machines? eventually it'll stop yeah

eating poo

answer the phone you fat nigger

brossss what are these apps on my phone

why I got the Kindle App I don't even have a Kindle

wtf is Shazam why do I need this why did I even get that

Why I got Waze on here I don't drive I don't have a car

Ring ring better answer the graft

I use Shazam all the time
still the best music ID app

dangerous day to be a loli

why are trannies always obsessed with childish crap like pokemon and anime

chewn

:/

Bradford's finest. BBCC in shambles since this one dropped

serve what? poo?

Reminder to support British beer culture

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catspaz is the kind to immediately drop his religion one day and swap to something completely different because his autistic whims decided it's cooler

How come there’s never been an Irish pope?

housemateberg being weird and annoying AGAIN

youve got no mates. you're a lonely little loser

swap to something completely different because his autistic whims decided it's cooler

ktimmers

How come there’s never been an Irish people?

catyank rattling the runt cage from within

thinking of giving the fan jew some of my money for one of those dyson bladebergs

I've got some wisdom for you all.

The secret to life is that

this has got fuck all to do with charva tunes. You're not a part of this conversation

6PM
need to think of dinner food
and then cook it
and then eat it
there must be an easier way

Why does /brit/ say la
You're not scouse

There is no sentence more yearning, obsessing, sensitively adoring of women than "You stupid bitch"
It's a feeling of words only uttered by men entirely possessed and captivated by a woman's total hold over him

What to dry your hands? Those dysons?

get the kizza ordered lad

Mikeys new hustle
Onlyvans

GOT A STUPID BITCH THAT DO WHATEVER I SAYYYYYYY

what do you need a hand dryer for?

Ay up me duck

sucking fat hairy pikey cock

do they have supermarkets in new york city where you can do a big shop? in tv shows and films they only ever go to what look like chinky supermarkets or paki shops are there no walmarts or anything

Dunno why Apprentice makes me cringe like no other show. Business types pretending to be creative for money. It's always bad.

imagine the meltdown /brit/ would have if an actual verified attractive woman posted here
dread to think
inb4 le sacked tranny, sod off

same
traitors makes me cringe as well can't watch it

You have just made a dangerous enemy today.

would be simpcity

think you're forgetting someone

that's already a website

she's beyond grim, get a grip
someone post the pic of her toes

it pie night

cor

nah
someone post the pic of her growler

I actually have a fantasy like this that I wank to sometimes. I'm a fit girl and I post here and get you lot doing whatever I ask, wanking on cam etc in return for me posting nudes. eventually I get doxed and a couple of you blackmail me into being your sex slave

hungover, haven't been out today, hate hearing people outside have fun, HATE IT

My advice

become a thinker of the game

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corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

oh no dont do it for free all over me

my fave candice pic is her bday pic x

swangin

ah yes bit of sun better mow the lawn for the 8TH TIME THIS WEEK

Hmm warm this week
One more day of this and it'll be time to get the plastic table fan out of storage

genuinely not in the slightest bit gay but you are actually fucking insane if you wouldn't suck every drop of cum from that

eating a egg

you're right. you're mega gay

sucking a plastic table fan

She's French is she? Ooh la la!!!11

kemi badeNO

putting boiling water in my mouth and cracking an egg into it

nth for the gyaldem

fan is currently working overtime doing blowtoil as i type this

rorke blushing and saying "Oh, you shouldn't have" as he opens his birthday present

gymtoil and runtoil complete

currently plotting scrantoil

it's just not on is it

:|

mustve gooned 100s of times to tranny shit but never actually came from it, that would be one step too far

What’s that? Eating pie or something?

had a nice growler on her in all

And it's a George Floyd sex arse

this woman and her bf has stopped and taking pics of everyone's front garden of their flowers. The lad is clearly getting annoyed at stopping every 2 seconds so she can take a photo

You have a vivid imagination. It’s a wonderful thing.

Bet she does. Cor and so forth

mousey ^-^ xx

let the lady enjoy the flowers
it's what they're there for isn't it

Nice

wish i could drink a normal amount then stop
like i'd love to have a couple of beers with the footy but i know as soon as i have one it'll have to be an official steamingtoil
always all or nothing

jobcentretoil tomorrow, jobcoachstein has book time with the bollock buster 3000 for our appointment

Enough with the toil! Get some goyslop in you

idiot

Super Hans is what we Brits call a mad lad.

official steamingtoil commencing shortly

ktim last night. had one bottle which led to two which led to all four and then an uber eats order to get abdul ferrying pints of stella to my abode and yes it became steamingtoil

same lad don't know how people just have one or two beers

just don't drink that much
stop at a couple

what a darling

yep same. always rip the arse out it

I don’t know how people work everyday but here we are

rorke's hwip

this is literally 18 year old going out drinking for the first time behaviour get a fucking grip freaks

it's called alcoholism

you get a grip rupert

Bet you lot drive like a pussy

thats not alcoholism you hysterical woman

get the bag in

everyone has their vice
can stop at a couple beers but will devour 500g of crisps and 500g of chocolate biscuits like its nothing
I wish I was an alcoholic sweet tooth is way worse

red bull looks like bubbly piss when it's poured into a glass

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA cuuummmmmm feelssogoodmywilly:)

fag noncers

me on sunday except i already have the bag coz im organised like that x

im even worse i smoke weed just so i can binge eat i literally cant eat anything by my own will i need to get high

yes it is

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I know a Scottish guy but he doesn't have red hair. He has blond hair and he looks Scandivian. Is that normal?
Anyway he's really funny.

cum from penis

brain gets most the pleasure

doesn't seem fair

try being young again

Do the D-A-N-C-E

One, two, three, four, fight!

t. coping alcoholic

cope cope cope
seethe seethe seethe
Do you freaks ever say anything else?
Boringest cunts on the planet.

Today is the day.
Stop everything you’re doing.
Start using heroin.

Which beer should I get today lads?

sun shining through my window again, sick of it

Everybody on the philosophy discord server ignoring me cos I told em what's what.

gf let me know her period is late again
lets see how this goes

Seems like you’re seething and coping to me

It really is a cold beer in the garden day I can see why /brit/ is so slow

Haha bet you’re a massive twat

fingers crossed its his

sucking a red bull (sugar free)

Haha yeah bet I am

I'm currently posting from the garden

my wifi doesnt go to the garden and I have no 4g. its over

buy item off ebay full price

check messages

seller sent a 10% discount offer that I didn't see the day before I decided to purchase it

fucking HATE being retarded

don't have a garden me

I'll spot you if you do something for me

hate doing the washing up
every day wash wash wash
fucking never stops
hat eit

poo

Emma Watson does delicious poos.

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ktim

do yanks seriously think that in every european country people have one hair colour
is it because you all have black hair

get a dishwasher

washing up isn't that bad, for me it's vacuuming/mopping that I HATE
can't stand it

Just don’t do it then

get one of those new vacuum mops seriously they're great

good idea except the place will get a tip if I don't
rock and a hard place that one

men doing household work

WHAT HAS HAPPENED

the destruction of anglo-saxon capitalism looms
satan lost

okay

to be replaced with what

my wife is imaginary she can't help with chores :(

where is the new

you need to unfilter brazil to see it

early night for this legend i think x