Someday my prince will come edition
/brit/
going to london in a month.
genuine question: ive got a “george droyd niggalink AI” shirt with a big image of george’s cyborg face and derek chauvin in the back as well (something like picrel). if i wear this in public how likely am i to get in trouble there?
for reference ive worn it out in both new york and my home city numerous times and it’s unironically gotten me friendly encounters and girls’ numbers.
hoping spain will get its electrics back and leave the eu
wish i lived on a commune with hairy hippie women. Might start a cult
howling
where'd you get such a shirt?
what do you look like?
these women, how fat were they?
sensational yankbait occuring itt
who knows? who cares? FOY
you'll get whacked by the woke mob
I feel like this
milennial uncs still here in their 30s
this fact absolutely sends me. did you chaps envision this would be your life 10 years ago or did you think you would have achieved more by this point?
I don't enjoy life.
where'd you get such a shirt?
made it myself in my printmaking class
what do you look like?
5’10 typical skater twink faggot
these women, how fat were they
only one has been fat
other two were overly ironic art hoe types
>milennial uncs still here in their 30s
this fact absolutely sends me. did you chaps envision this would be your life 10 years ago or did you think you would have achieved more by this point?
sends you where? are you a parcel?
based
I want one
no like genuinely no memes, if i wear it am i potentially liable for being charged with an offense?
back to africa hopefully LOL
sends you where? are you a parcel?
we were posting "remember you're here forever" 10+ years ago. so yeah we knew what we were getting ourselves into.
I was shagging and doing crazy drugs during my 20s
Now I've got a house and wife
Shitposting here is a minor part of my life, what's the big deal?
hello everyone, i'm the ticked-off Anon Babble thread reviewer, and today we'll be reviewing the /brit/ general on Anon Babble
elon ruined xitter i can post a shining glistening gemerald of a reply and it is throttled by runts with the blue check. we need an american Pol Pot
no like genuinely no memes, FOY
olympics is coming to london in 2040 lads
sigh... somehow DTFIC has returned
Mumberg gets me to do weekly online shops on tesco and I strategically get it delivered when I'm alone because I add a bunch of treats and snacks and booze. I completely forgot this time. No treats, no snacks, only 1 bottle of whiskey. I really fucked up lads. A whole week of no food or booze ahead of me.
Saw a hedgehog in the garden
we’ve been /brit/ approved for years doe
why is it so small
need my fucking reading glassestosee this
Sonic?
why are americans like this?
yea you posted that earlier
will be WOKE i bet
ktim
it'll be you one day
elon ruined xitter i can post a shining glistening gemerald of a reply and it is throttled by runts with the blue check. we need an american Pol Pot
Anon Babble needs checkmarks where only the people who pay $15 a month get (You)'s
ass druk
this guy killed his whole family
You'll be here in 2035 zoomie
mikey coming round with a big knife and fork
catberg found a hedgehog once and was very confused, couldn't attack it but was still curious
what the fuck is wrong with british people?
en.m.wikipedia.org
New poster here. First day. Name's Ross.
will be awake for the next 20 hours fixing the sleep sched
leftypol considers me a retard for not thinking that's worth 50 million
i had a mr blobby birthday party once
mad for blobby i was
Will a girl know if it's your first time doing sex? Asking for a friend
mr blobby communicates only by saying the word "blobby" in an electronically altered voice
yeah they were trying to traumatize kids with that one
american and british boomers all seem to complain about it “woke ideology” and the “radical left” but american boomers end up being cringe annoying faux-nationalists while british boomers become youth-hating council-dwelling diversity-worshiping morons
what causes such a divide?
since when was leftypol right about anything?
hes never experienced a rothko up close
The gym is fundamentally a hobby for low IQ runt grunts
this thing terrified a generation of british children
sounds like a proper lad
good man
yeh she really throwin' it back doe. shiet
ever think that maybe it wasn't painted for you
i'm not the type to write off all modern art but rothkos paintings are just dogshit
looks painful for his bollocks
youtube.com
Absolutely fucking horrific, what were they thinking
barney >>>>> blobby
If it is a shameful shag after the bar or a prostitute? Probably. If it is an organic and wholesome occasion and you don't try to act out a porn video, probably not.
never understood why people like doggy
yeah it looks great but it feels fucking weird at best and hurts at worst
why is it so fucking massive
Have you ever been to a strip club?
going to the bank tomorrow to take out 10k in cash
going to buy a radio
going to the supermarket to buy 6 months of food for the freezer and tins of all sorts
the power cuts are coming lads
God help us
uh oh blobby melty
imagine a yank saying the world "shag" in their stupid yank voice
Leafs itt who did you vote for in the elections? Mark or Pierre?
don't care, ready to eat my neighbours
he was a character designed to keep naughty children like you in line
we could do with a mr blobby these days to sort out the naughty bastards nowadays
apparently there's some sort of virus that lives in lakes and unchlorinated swimming pools that swims up your nose and eats your brain and turns you into a vegetable
you shan't be seeing me in water for the rest of my life
no sir
never seen more than $800 in any of my bank accounts
Runt
shyaag
yeah
5 different ones off the top of my head
maybe some more i can't remember right now
mr blobby for migrants
never seen more than $800 in any of my bank accounts
do you have a job or nah
got the joe pass on
yes
mumberg just had a melty and threw her buttered toast at the wall then made me clean it up
its coming lad
God help us all
never seen more than $800 in any of my bank accounts
ol sausage fingers
ya i spend all my money either paypigging for my ex gf or buying new switch games
A Sun article published the previous month had reported that Blobby reduced a young girl to tears after throwing her birthday cake onto the floor during a show in Luton, causing the girl's father to mount the stage and assault Blobby.[1][3][11
Based on what evidence
any wasters in? how would i a waster on full disability dole and pip get a house?
what an awful life you have
um turn on the news mate NOW
when the singular bradleyposter has sex the moment he achieves orgasm he shows a suitable bradley printout to his partner
paypigging for my ex gf
omfg they hit the fucking pentagon
thinking of breaking up with the paki gf
i just dont think we'll be compatible in the long term with, y'know, the whole religion thing and all. i want to feel welcomed as part of a family, whereas right now, im a secret.
but on the other hand, i really do love her as a person. it's hard.
the part of the hangover where i'm extremely tired but don't want to go to sleep because of all the horrible emotions i'll experience when i'm not glued to a screen. great stuff
you have to get it right up your sinuses to be in any danger. as long as you dont jump in and/or inhale water through your nose you'll be completely fine
Sir Power Cutter
HIT THE NORTH
shots fired at the white house
toilet bogfart is down
is she extremely tight vaganically
I've heard that rumour
whole lotta dat snappin goin on rn
dont remember that part of the film
Just breed her and dump her
That's what Aryans did to browns 3000 years ago.
I used to own a Panasonic RF-1105 portable 4 band radio in the late 70s The halcyon days of portable FM radio. It was fantastic I used to connect it to a reel to reel tape machine and make fantastic off-air recordings. Here we are nearly 50 yrs later with all the advances in technology at our disposal, and the best manufacturers can come with up with is this? There is an untapped market out there for a decent well made musically satisfying portable radio, but no one seems to make one.
Sir KieR Automata
phwoaaaarrrr i'm stuffed with pasta!!!!
The new 'eitch
alri techmoan
Skyrim
well, yeah, that's part of it. as shallow as it is to say, i don't think i'll 'do better' than her.
you like your chicken don't you
workshopping son names?
is this the guy who found two guys having sex under a bridge a couple years ago
Probably the nonciest thing I've read on /brit/ in a while
because of her puss or her face
youtube.com
us gamers, eh?
I remember when childhood friendberg told me he wanted skyrim. I thought he was a weird gay nerd. When I got it with my xbox 360 mumberg bought me after dadberg destroyed the ps3 I fucking loved it. Most kino thing I experienced at that age.
night lads x
There was a video posted here years ago of some geordie going to some woodlands where old fellas were meeting to bum and he catches two of them and calls them dirty old bastards to their faces and it remains one of the funniest things I've ever seen, would pay to see that video again
Channel 4 have been announced as the hosts of the 2025 Euro U21 Championship
Football on Channel 4?
Barmy. BARMY.
We going to have Jimmy Carr on commentary?
Joe Lycett for the half time punditry?
Gok Wan for the post match interviews?
Obscene
tic tac looking fella
youd pay to watch a video of men bumming?
its free on the internet you bender
gn
Allah can suck my dick
been raped by whiterun guards to this choon many a time
everything. she's hot, smarter than me, on path to a great career. she's honestly too good for me. but i just can't imagine a future in a year or two, without it all coming to a head and her abandoning me for her religion/family. ill prob sit down with her soon and talk this over. typing this out its making me feel like it's not that big of a deal. but i do want to feel welcome and a part of her family, all that stuff.
Zoomers don't know how to torrent.
they love just for laughs in 3rd world countries
always see them sorts watching it on the plane and giggling to themselves
i do too to be fair
i just wish i had their whimsy and zest for life
heh
they aren't bumming when he meets them, they're standing around waiting to bum and are at first unsure if this guy is here to bum with them and film it, it's very amusing
dadberg destroyed the ps3
dread to think of the physiognomy of your bloodline
zoomers don't even know how to open a file on a computer
thank you for supporting the canadian comedy industry
i think the standard of their comedy is pretty low. i need to see 9/11 2.0 and a bunch of anons go "ITS OVER" and posting s0yjacks for me to even get half a smile. meanwhile in third world countries they just evolved to about 1920s humor
Why do millennial incels brag out shit like this? LMAO cracks me up every time I see it. Saw another one saying zoomers will never know what the old right click menu was like in Windows lmfao unc nostalgic about the most pointless shit
try to be more easygoing lad xx
not that big of a deal
You're fine with half your family being Muslimlamic brown people?
My penis smells like a mix of a 2p coin and a bag of quavers, that should tell you enough
im gen z and ive been torrenting since 2010
Sex with Daisy Ridley
Shooting semen into her barren womb
I hope PSG or Inter win it
If I may offer some advice lad
And this might start off sounding cucky and beta but hear me out because I've been in your shoes
read quite a lot about islam and the quran (not because I like it in anyway, but because I like reading)
after reading it I literally hate Islam even more
know quite a few hadiths, know the entire islamic story, can shout out obscure islamic laws which puts akhis in their place (they can't even draw living things because it mocks allah's power)
got a bengali gf
proper conservative family as you'd expect
flexxed all by islamic knoweldge on them and her dad ended up loving me
she basically worshipped me because I managed to make her live out our westoid slutty side with me whilst keeping her family in her life which no lapsed muslim girl could ever even dream to accomplish
if you play your cards right (by reading up on that ghastly religion) you could become a god in her eyes
and it's fun to be a second allah
love pretty short haired women
keep getting garbage slayer tasks
mr bean is the pinnacle of comedy for many third world countries
fair play to them
probably got no worries in their lives - just laughing along to mr bean and the like
well, im not sure id even meet them. and that could probably be spun as a positive with how people seemingly hate their inlaws.
Elaborate shitlib
no, it's just funny
corrrrr such a nice arse for a british lady
Hang the DJ
They're proper mint ain't they?
Absolute class!
mr bean and pingu
the twin deities of comedy with a global appeal
I've had my buttplug in since 3pm today, I put it in during work. Felt bad recently so been using my dildo a lot. Feels great and I love the prep. Walking around with my buttplug in is acutally really fucking hot, makes me so horny.
rather get quickly assfucked by your dad, or passionately fuck your mom whilst kissing her and cumming inside her?
shes getting her strength back :)
not sure how i feel about the new BC;NR album
Take a moment to reflect on how fucking retarded your post is
probably the mother one as mommy play is the sure fire way for me to spunk
Rorke defragging the hard drive of his 2007 Windows Vista ThinkPad he uses exclusively for Anon Babble and torrenting anime, smiling smugly to himself knowing that a zoomer would never know how to perform such a delicate technical operation.
i know it is. im just trying to figure out what to do. do i go ahead and delute myself with bs like that or 'do the right thing'.
and top gear
is this the an exam question on the proposed democrat school curriculum
Rorke's whip
De scran
is kind of crazy how they just bought the website back up without any sort of fanfare
no announcement, no transparency report where they detail what exactly got hacked, whether people should be concerned or the chance of it happening again. just nothing at all
When praying to God can I just say anything or do I have to like follow a script and use really old words and stuff
Gotta use Latin and invoke a relevant Saint or it don't count m8 x
yeah but it’s your actual mom
scraniel beddingfield
no announcement, no transparency report where they detail what exactly got hacked, whether people should be concerned or the chance of it happening again. just nothing at all
blog.Anon Babble.org/post/781845918774394880/still-standing
they did one m8
do the right thing, obviously
What do you have to gain?
Brown wife whose looks will fade, mixed race children, estranged in laws that are literally muslim pakis, etc
No upside besides a little bit of shagging
since when did Anon Babble have a fucking tumblr blog
if i had to choose yeh it would be my mum
look at the top of the page below the post form
Just (re)watched Downfall. Cracking good film that.
You should be concerned if you gave Anon Babble any personal information. But surely even the mongs who pay for a pass or give out their email to bypass the timer are smart enough to use a burner email
It’s too complicated
shit film
fight me irl
is god autistic
yeah but who else am i gonna get, realistically
i post on /brit/, im not exactly a great catch. and i really dont want to do dating again
just Cant Believe it !!
2 of My Heros
together
its Happened before as we know
This Is a proper collab !!
!!
Did he? I always loved it when you could see him about to kick off and get violent
is that sophie corcoran
Mumberg controls my finances. Bint overpaid my credit card by 80 quid. 80 quid of hard earned bennies locked up in the credit card.
why the fuck did people dislike Interstellar?
it’s an absolutely fantastic movie, just rewatched it and it’s even better than I remember it being.
If you really love her and think things will be alright with her going forward and you honestly believe you won't be raising Muslim kids then talk to her about your concerns regarding her family
Otherwise you really should start looking elsewhere
Dogs. Man's best friend.
thought it was retarded personally
Corrr he met Wendy
why?
boring pretentious self indulgent nonsense by the biggest hack of all time
This is her standard
murph T_T
Gonna redownload reddit but make sure to keep nsfw filters ON so I don’t relapse and GOON
it only takes one. bad. day.
Penisberg wafting
In Tel Aviv there are many lesbians.
I liked it but never really felt the need to watch it again
Too many other films ain't there
Only worth rewatching the ones I really enjoyed
Looking at pictures of cats
reckon it’d feel satisfying to break someone’s neck?
no way i just heard a dog barking wtf
bet youre too scared to post one coward
Tom Battyman
mad that
um you can see her pusser
mad how they are more legitimately racist then a frothing at the mouth chud on Anon Babble
*walks past rorke with a massive vat of corrosive cleaning chemicals whistling*
What makes you think that?
He pumped that arse on the regular
they're zionists
nice tits
Nah that was me.
wtf no I’m not!!!
CORR MY COCK IS SO HARD MY WILLY IS FUCKING HARD IM SO FUCKING HORNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is how it feels to chew 5 Gum
They're all ugly as fuck
yeah lesbians tend to be ugly. thats why they're lesbians.
Could we finally see a Rate My Takeaway sex arse glued onto the back of a Gary Eats sex arse where two knobs can poke each other in the middle?
it's so funny how there's a mega globohomo state in the middle of a bunch of muslim chuds lol
would you kiss one of his splotches for a hundred grand
no im allergic :(
wild to think this music was like the kanye west of its day
Peter the great tortured his only son to death. Doesnt seem so great to me. Russians are a bit mad desu. Also he was like 6ft 9
browsing this thread reminded me i should hang out with my english-american friend
scheduled drinks tonight thanks a lot guys
Palestine is beautiful and thriving with life.
israel in contrast looks like deano's barratt new build. soulless dead plastic place
i heard what im sure you wont mind me calling 'your types' are immune to siberian cats
Explain to me how capitalising "black" but keeping "white" lowercase isn't racist.
he ruined russia with wokeslop so checks out
While you're spamming Ren & Stimpy videos all night did you see the adult episodes
Is that Louis thepoo?
i spell israel with lowercase i and Palestine with uppercase P
catberta looking perturbed after defeating the bags meant to entomb her poo
Yeah? Ever been?
if priests can go their whole life celibate so can you
It’s not
A big deal
Wagwan bluds. It's your main man catyank in da house!!!!
Wonder what Otis the aardvark would make of the whole israel palestine conflict
nah those niggas be jackin off fr fr
Hundreds of times.
LA LA LA LAVA CHI CHI CHI CHIKEN
Black faced blighter
but which one is the REAL catyank???
Cat chad my man. What's up dude?
No
pooie the loo
Must be where you go when you get sent flying
Wonder how many white birds went out and took a bbc after the blm protests, bet it was loads
don't know what kind of cats those are but I assume it's bullshit like all "hypoallergenic" animals
joining the east staines massive
..yh
Right, bed time for you rorke
blasted that cunt into low earth orbit
My zoomer cousin already has a fiancée, a child on the way, his own house and earns almost twice as much as me. Meanwhile I’m 37 and my life basically hasn’t moved on much in over 12 years.
Grim really.
[anti-israel post]
[racebait bbc post]
Probably not as many as your disgusting mind imagines. Most white women went there for Instagram pictures so they can prove they’re “on the right side of history” or whatever
how come shes pooing in bags
I have dreams about Sora Shiina
yeah right okay mate
what the hell was that webm
fuck this goddamn fucking city
*runtish whimperings*
shrmmhrhrrrmhmrhrmm
Not one iota of sovl in this picture. Very sad.
pootown USA
what city is it?
Hypothetically considering becoming a vigilante against bad car parking in my town. Going to write threatening notes and attach them to stones. When I see bad parking on my rounds i'll jot it down then return later on after toil and leave the stones on the car. If they ignore the warning stone next time I see the car on my rounds ill hypothetically smash their windscreen with a hammer.
What do you reckon lads?
home of the kansas city queefs
SOVL overload
I miss the other website already Anon Babble is mid
...cheadle?
Here you go mate have some (You)s
i thought it looked familiar, what part of kc are you in?
your generous. have a (you) back pal
The building on the left has a tower/turret. Thats always soulful
well i was in midtown for a sec but im going out to leawood
jk rowling is trans
it was so much better
You’re ***
was just in midtown! I work there and live in OP
Da da da da da da da da da da
hes like the male version of the it crowd writer
Calm down nigga he won’t shag u
Fascinating
My younger brother just turned 30. Has a wife, kid, house, and owns his own business.
I'm 33, in a rental, a dead end job, with no gf or kid or any prospects.
Could be worse though, I could be my older brother.
midtown ya heard? T-TOWN
THUG TOWN
wild, i work downtown
sorry if i honked at you
impossible because there's no such thing
Fr bro
I'm a male to male transsexual
I changed my name to from john to michael and if you insist it's just a legal name change I'll have you arrested. i'm not just the same man who chose a different life. I'm a different man entirely.
LOL
Same with Glinner. He’s weirdly obsessed with dressing up as a trans woman and is clearly struggling with some kind of trans fetish which he’s repressing and is coming out as hatred. Same story with all these obsessed losers.
You're ****
Nay *****
A ***** friend
give toby's bumhole a pounding
why does kc suck so much fuckin dick? I would leave this place in a fucking millisecond but my entire family is here and my parents are getting older and i will have to take care of them
get it made
Pretty much the same here except my brother is 26. He did study harder in school than me though and I can’t really begrudge his success but it does hurt sometimes.
nigga telling his life story now
ball sack stinks
Just kill em
none of it really matters does it
these internet arguments, i mean
you're going to die alone, miserable, ugly and male
and its possible that in a decade or two you won't even be tolerated like you are now
LOL
more like grace lindseywoman
I saw a tranny today. Politically i'm dead against it yet honestly when faced with the pathetic specimen before me I didn't care. Literally couldn't give a fuck. Would never have given he/she/it another thought if not for people on here reminding me.
Lol
>
New
It's curious, my younger brother had it by far the worst growing up yet he has really made a man of himself. I'm proud of him honestly. My older brother had it so easy, everything handed to him on a plate and he had just pissed away all his potential. It's sad. I was always the lazy underachieving middle son and still am. I sometimes get filled with regret but it is what it is and even if I could change i'm still too lazy to bother.