/brit/

going to london in a month.

genuine question: ive got a “george droyd niggalink AI” shirt with a big image of george’s cyborg face and derek chauvin in the back as well (something like picrel). if i wear this in public how likely am i to get in trouble there?

for reference ive worn it out in both new york and my home city numerous times and it’s unironically gotten me friendly encounters and girls’ numbers.

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hoping spain will get its electrics back and leave the eu

wish i lived on a commune with hairy hippie women. Might start a cult

howling
where'd you get such a shirt?
what do you look like?
these women, how fat were they?

sensational yankbait occuring itt

who knows? who cares? FOY

you'll get whacked by the woke mob

milennial uncs still here in their 30s

this fact absolutely sends me. did you chaps envision this would be your life 10 years ago or did you think you would have achieved more by this point?

I don't enjoy life.

where'd you get such a shirt?

made it myself in my printmaking class

what do you look like?

5’10 typical skater twink faggot

these women, how fat were they

only one has been fat
other two were overly ironic art hoe types

>milennial uncs still here in their 30s

this fact absolutely sends me. did you chaps envision this would be your life 10 years ago or did you think you would have achieved more by this point?

sends you where? are you a parcel?

based
I want one

no like genuinely no memes, if i wear it am i potentially liable for being charged with an offense?

back to africa hopefully LOL

sends you where? are you a parcel?

we were posting "remember you're here forever" 10+ years ago. so yeah we knew what we were getting ourselves into.

I was shagging and doing crazy drugs during my 20s
Now I've got a house and wife
Shitposting here is a minor part of my life, what's the big deal?

hello everyone, i'm the ticked-off Anon Babble thread reviewer, and today we'll be reviewing the /brit/ general on Anon Babble

elon ruined xitter i can post a shining glistening gemerald of a reply and it is throttled by runts with the blue check. we need an american Pol Pot

no like genuinely no memes, FOY

olympics is coming to london in 2040 lads

sigh... somehow DTFIC has returned

Mumberg gets me to do weekly online shops on tesco and I strategically get it delivered when I'm alone because I add a bunch of treats and snacks and booze. I completely forgot this time. No treats, no snacks, only 1 bottle of whiskey. I really fucked up lads. A whole week of no food or booze ahead of me.

Saw a hedgehog in the garden

we’ve been /brit/ approved for years doe

Sonic?

why are americans like this?

yea you posted that earlier

will be WOKE i bet

ktim

it'll be you one day

elon ruined xitter i can post a shining glistening gemerald of a reply and it is throttled by runts with the blue check. we need an american Pol Pot

Anon Babble needs checkmarks where only the people who pay $15 a month get (You)'s

ass druk

this guy killed his whole family

You'll be here in 2035 zoomie

mikey coming round with a big knife and fork

catberg found a hedgehog once and was very confused, couldn't attack it but was still curious

will be awake for the next 20 hours fixing the sleep sched

leftypol considers me a retard for not thinking that's worth 50 million

i had a mr blobby birthday party once
mad for blobby i was

Will a girl know if it's your first time doing sex? Asking for a friend

mr blobby communicates only by saying the word "blobby" in an electronically altered voice

yeah they were trying to traumatize kids with that one

american and british boomers all seem to complain about it “woke ideology” and the “radical left” but american boomers end up being cringe annoying faux-nationalists while british boomers become youth-hating council-dwelling diversity-worshiping morons

what causes such a divide?

since when was leftypol right about anything?

hes never experienced a rothko up close

The gym is fundamentally a hobby for low IQ runt grunts

this thing terrified a generation of british children

sounds like a proper lad
good man

yeh she really throwin' it back doe. shiet

ever think that maybe it wasn't painted for you

i'm not the type to write off all modern art but rothkos paintings are just dogshit

looks painful for his bollocks

barney >>>>> blobby

If it is a shameful shag after the bar or a prostitute? Probably. If it is an organic and wholesome occasion and you don't try to act out a porn video, probably not.

never understood why people like doggy
yeah it looks great but it feels fucking weird at best and hurts at worst

why is it so fucking massive

Have you ever been to a strip club?

going to the bank tomorrow to take out 10k in cash
going to buy a radio
going to the supermarket to buy 6 months of food for the freezer and tins of all sorts
the power cuts are coming lads
God help us

uh oh blobby melty

imagine a yank saying the world "shag" in their stupid yank voice

Leafs itt who did you vote for in the elections? Mark or Pierre?

don't care, ready to eat my neighbours

he was a character designed to keep naughty children like you in line
we could do with a mr blobby these days to sort out the naughty bastards nowadays

apparently there's some sort of virus that lives in lakes and unchlorinated swimming pools that swims up your nose and eats your brain and turns you into a vegetable

you shan't be seeing me in water for the rest of my life
no sir

never seen more than $800 in any of my bank accounts

Runt

shyaag

yeah
5 different ones off the top of my head
maybe some more i can't remember right now

mr blobby for migrants

never seen more than $800 in any of my bank accounts

do you have a job or nah

got the joe pass on

yes

mumberg just had a melty and threw her buttered toast at the wall then made me clean it up

its coming lad
God help us all

never seen more than $800 in any of my bank accounts

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ol sausage fingers

ya i spend all my money either paypigging for my ex gf or buying new switch games

A Sun article published the previous month had reported that Blobby reduced a young girl to tears after throwing her birthday cake onto the floor during a show in Luton, causing the girl's father to mount the stage and assault Blobby.[1][3][11

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Based on what evidence

any wasters in? how would i a waster on full disability dole and pip get a house?

what an awful life you have

um turn on the news mate NOW

when the singular bradleyposter has sex the moment he achieves orgasm he shows a suitable bradley printout to his partner

paypigging for my ex gf

omfg they hit the fucking pentagon

thinking of breaking up with the paki gf
i just dont think we'll be compatible in the long term with, y'know, the whole religion thing and all. i want to feel welcomed as part of a family, whereas right now, im a secret.
but on the other hand, i really do love her as a person. it's hard.

the part of the hangover where i'm extremely tired but don't want to go to sleep because of all the horrible emotions i'll experience when i'm not glued to a screen. great stuff

you have to get it right up your sinuses to be in any danger. as long as you dont jump in and/or inhale water through your nose you'll be completely fine

Sir Power Cutter

HIT THE NORTH

shots fired at the white house
toilet bogfart is down

is she extremely tight vaganically
I've heard that rumour

whole lotta dat snappin goin on rn

dont remember that part of the film

Just breed her and dump her
That's what Aryans did to browns 3000 years ago.

I used to own a Panasonic RF-1105 portable 4 band radio in the late 70s The halcyon days of portable FM radio. It was fantastic I used to connect it to a reel to reel tape machine and make fantastic off-air recordings. Here we are nearly 50 yrs later with all the advances in technology at our disposal, and the best manufacturers can come with up with is this? There is an untapped market out there for a decent well made musically satisfying portable radio, but no one seems to make one.

Sir KieR Automata

phwoaaaarrrr i'm stuffed with pasta!!!!

alri techmoan

Skyrim

well, yeah, that's part of it. as shallow as it is to say, i don't think i'll 'do better' than her.

you like your chicken don't you

workshopping son names?

is this the guy who found two guys having sex under a bridge a couple years ago

Probably the nonciest thing I've read on /brit/ in a while

because of her puss or her face

I remember when childhood friendberg told me he wanted skyrim. I thought he was a weird gay nerd. When I got it with my xbox 360 mumberg bought me after dadberg destroyed the ps3 I fucking loved it. Most kino thing I experienced at that age.

night lads x

There was a video posted here years ago of some geordie going to some woodlands where old fellas were meeting to bum and he catches two of them and calls them dirty old bastards to their faces and it remains one of the funniest things I've ever seen, would pay to see that video again

Channel 4 have been announced as the hosts of the 2025 Euro U21 Championship

Football on Channel 4?
Barmy. BARMY.
We going to have Jimmy Carr on commentary?
Joe Lycett for the half time punditry?
Gok Wan for the post match interviews?

Obscene

tic tac looking fella

youd pay to watch a video of men bumming?
its free on the internet you bender

Allah can suck my dick

been raped by whiterun guards to this choon many a time

everything. she's hot, smarter than me, on path to a great career. she's honestly too good for me. but i just can't imagine a future in a year or two, without it all coming to a head and her abandoning me for her religion/family. ill prob sit down with her soon and talk this over. typing this out its making me feel like it's not that big of a deal. but i do want to feel welcome and a part of her family, all that stuff.

Zoomers don't know how to torrent.

they love just for laughs in 3rd world countries
always see them sorts watching it on the plane and giggling to themselves
i do too to be fair
i just wish i had their whimsy and zest for life

heh

they aren't bumming when he meets them, they're standing around waiting to bum and are at first unsure if this guy is here to bum with them and film it, it's very amusing

dadberg destroyed the ps3

dread to think of the physiognomy of your bloodline

zoomers don't even know how to open a file on a computer

thank you for supporting the canadian comedy industry

i think the standard of their comedy is pretty low. i need to see 9/11 2.0 and a bunch of anons go "ITS OVER" and posting s0yjacks for me to even get half a smile. meanwhile in third world countries they just evolved to about 1920s humor

Why do millennial incels brag out shit like this? LMAO cracks me up every time I see it. Saw another one saying zoomers will never know what the old right click menu was like in Windows lmfao unc nostalgic about the most pointless shit

try to be more easygoing lad xx

not that big of a deal

You're fine with half your family being Muslimlamic brown people?

My penis smells like a mix of a 2p coin and a bag of quavers, that should tell you enough

im gen z and ive been torrenting since 2010

Sex with Daisy Ridley

Shooting semen into her barren womb

I hope PSG or Inter win it

If I may offer some advice lad
And this might start off sounding cucky and beta but hear me out because I've been in your shoes

read quite a lot about islam and the quran (not because I like it in anyway, but because I like reading)

after reading it I literally hate Islam even more

know quite a few hadiths, know the entire islamic story, can shout out obscure islamic laws which puts akhis in their place (they can't even draw living things because it mocks allah's power)

got a bengali gf

proper conservative family as you'd expect

flexxed all by islamic knoweldge on them and her dad ended up loving me

she basically worshipped me because I managed to make her live out our westoid slutty side with me whilst keeping her family in her life which no lapsed muslim girl could ever even dream to accomplish

if you play your cards right (by reading up on that ghastly religion) you could become a god in her eyes
and it's fun to be a second allah

love pretty short haired women

keep getting garbage slayer tasks

mr bean is the pinnacle of comedy for many third world countries
fair play to them
probably got no worries in their lives - just laughing along to mr bean and the like

well, im not sure id even meet them. and that could probably be spun as a positive with how people seemingly hate their inlaws.

Elaborate shitlib

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no, it's just funny

corrrrr such a nice arse for a british lady

Hang the DJ

mr bean and pingu
the twin deities of comedy with a global appeal

I've had my buttplug in since 3pm today, I put it in during work. Felt bad recently so been using my dildo a lot. Feels great and I love the prep. Walking around with my buttplug in is acutally really fucking hot, makes me so horny.

rather get quickly assfucked by your dad, or passionately fuck your mom whilst kissing her and cumming inside her?

shes getting her strength back :)

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not sure how i feel about the new BC;NR album

Take a moment to reflect on how fucking retarded your post is

probably the mother one as mommy play is the sure fire way for me to spunk

Rorke defragging the hard drive of his 2007 Windows Vista ThinkPad he uses exclusively for Anon Babble and torrenting anime, smiling smugly to himself knowing that a zoomer would never know how to perform such a delicate technical operation.

i know it is. im just trying to figure out what to do. do i go ahead and delute myself with bs like that or 'do the right thing'.

and top gear

is this the an exam question on the proposed democrat school curriculum

Rorke's whip

is kind of crazy how they just bought the website back up without any sort of fanfare
no announcement, no transparency report where they detail what exactly got hacked, whether people should be concerned or the chance of it happening again. just nothing at all

When praying to God can I just say anything or do I have to like follow a script and use really old words and stuff

Gotta use Latin and invoke a relevant Saint or it don't count m8 x

yeah but it’s your actual mom

scraniel beddingfield

no announcement, no transparency report where they detail what exactly got hacked, whether people should be concerned or the chance of it happening again. just nothing at all

blog.Anon Babble.org/post/781845918774394880/still-standing

they did one m8

do the right thing, obviously
What do you have to gain?
Brown wife whose looks will fade, mixed race children, estranged in laws that are literally muslim pakis, etc
No upside besides a little bit of shagging

since when did Anon Babble have a fucking tumblr blog

if i had to choose yeh it would be my mum

look at the top of the page below the post form

Just (re)watched Downfall. Cracking good film that.

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You should be concerned if you gave Anon Babble any personal information. But surely even the mongs who pay for a pass or give out their email to bypass the timer are smart enough to use a burner email

It’s too complicated

shit film

fight me irl

is god autistic

yeah but who else am i gonna get, realistically
i post on /brit/, im not exactly a great catch. and i really dont want to do dating again

just Cant Believe it !!

2 of My Heros

together

its Happened before as we know
This Is a proper collab !!
!!

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Did he? I always loved it when you could see him about to kick off and get violent

is that sophie corcoran

Mumberg controls my finances. Bint overpaid my credit card by 80 quid. 80 quid of hard earned bennies locked up in the credit card.

why the fuck did people dislike Interstellar?

it’s an absolutely fantastic movie, just rewatched it and it’s even better than I remember it being.

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If you really love her and think things will be alright with her going forward and you honestly believe you won't be raising Muslim kids then talk to her about your concerns regarding her family
Otherwise you really should start looking elsewhere

Dogs. Man's best friend.

thought it was retarded personally

Corrr he met Wendy

why?

boring pretentious self indulgent nonsense by the biggest hack of all time

This is her standard

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murph T_T

Gonna redownload reddit but make sure to keep nsfw filters ON so I don’t relapse and GOON

it only takes one. bad. day.

Penisberg wafting

In Tel Aviv there are many lesbians.

I liked it but never really felt the need to watch it again
Too many other films ain't there
Only worth rewatching the ones I really enjoyed

Looking at pictures of cats

reckon it’d feel satisfying to break someone’s neck?

no way i just heard a dog barking wtf

bet youre too scared to post one coward

mad that

um you can see her pusser

mad how they are more legitimately racist then a frothing at the mouth chud on Anon Babble

*walks past rorke with a massive vat of corrosive cleaning chemicals whistling*

What makes you think that?

He pumped that arse on the regular

they're zionists

nice tits

Nah that was me.

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wtf no I’m not!!!

CORR MY COCK IS SO HARD MY WILLY IS FUCKING HARD IM SO FUCKING HORNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is how it feels to chew 5 Gum

They're all ugly as fuck

yeah lesbians tend to be ugly. thats why they're lesbians.

Could we finally see a Rate My Takeaway sex arse glued onto the back of a Gary Eats sex arse where two knobs can poke each other in the middle?

it's so funny how there's a mega globohomo state in the middle of a bunch of muslim chuds lol

would you kiss one of his splotches for a hundred grand

no im allergic :(

wild to think this music was like the kanye west of its day

Peter the great tortured his only son to death. Doesnt seem so great to me. Russians are a bit mad desu. Also he was like 6ft 9

browsing this thread reminded me i should hang out with my english-american friend
scheduled drinks tonight thanks a lot guys

Palestine is beautiful and thriving with life.

israel in contrast looks like deano's barratt new build. soulless dead plastic place

i heard what im sure you wont mind me calling 'your types' are immune to siberian cats

Explain to me how capitalising "black" but keeping "white" lowercase isn't racist.

he ruined russia with wokeslop so checks out

While you're spamming Ren & Stimpy videos all night did you see the adult episodes

Is that Louis thepoo?

i spell israel with lowercase i and Palestine with uppercase P

catberta looking perturbed after defeating the bags meant to entomb her poo

Yeah? Ever been?

if priests can go their whole life celibate so can you
It’s not
A big deal

Wagwan bluds. It's your main man catyank in da house!!!!

Wonder what Otis the aardvark would make of the whole israel palestine conflict

nah those niggas be jackin off fr fr

Hundreds of times.

LA LA LA LAVA CHI CHI CHI CHIKEN

Black faced blighter

but which one is the REAL catyank???

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Cat chad my man. What's up dude?

No

pooie the loo

Must be where you go when you get sent flying

Wonder how many white birds went out and took a bbc after the blm protests, bet it was loads

don't know what kind of cats those are but I assume it's bullshit like all "hypoallergenic" animals

joining the east staines massive

..yh

Right, bed time for you rorke

blasted that cunt into low earth orbit

My zoomer cousin already has a fiancée, a child on the way, his own house and earns almost twice as much as me. Meanwhile I’m 37 and my life basically hasn’t moved on much in over 12 years.

Grim really.

[anti-israel post]

[racebait bbc post]

Probably not as many as your disgusting mind imagines. Most white women went there for Instagram pictures so they can prove they’re “on the right side of history” or whatever

how come shes pooing in bags

I have dreams about Sora Shiina

yeah right okay mate

what the hell was that webm

fuck this goddamn fucking city

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*runtish whimperings*

shrmmhrhrrrmhmrhrmm

Not one iota of sovl in this picture. Very sad.

pootown USA

what city is it?

Hypothetically considering becoming a vigilante against bad car parking in my town. Going to write threatening notes and attach them to stones. When I see bad parking on my rounds i'll jot it down then return later on after toil and leave the stones on the car. If they ignore the warning stone next time I see the car on my rounds ill hypothetically smash their windscreen with a hammer.
What do you reckon lads?

home of the kansas city queefs

SOVL overload

I miss the other website already Anon Babble is mid

...cheadle?

Here you go mate have some (You)s

i thought it looked familiar, what part of kc are you in?

The building on the left has a tower/turret. Thats always soulful

well i was in midtown for a sec but im going out to leawood

jk rowling is trans

it was so much better

You’re ***

was just in midtown! I work there and live in OP

Da da da da da da da da da da

hes like the male version of the it crowd writer

Calm down nigga he won’t shag u

Fascinating

My younger brother just turned 30. Has a wife, kid, house, and owns his own business.
I'm 33, in a rental, a dead end job, with no gf or kid or any prospects.
Could be worse though, I could be my older brother.

midtown ya heard? T-TOWN

THUG TOWN

wild, i work downtown
sorry if i honked at you

impossible because there's no such thing

Fr bro

I'm a male to male transsexual

I changed my name to from john to michael and if you insist it's just a legal name change I'll have you arrested. i'm not just the same man who chose a different life. I'm a different man entirely.

LOL
Same with Glinner. He’s weirdly obsessed with dressing up as a trans woman and is clearly struggling with some kind of trans fetish which he’s repressing and is coming out as hatred. Same story with all these obsessed losers.

You're ****
Nay *****
A ***** friend

give toby's bumhole a pounding

why does kc suck so much fuckin dick? I would leave this place in a fucking millisecond but my entire family is here and my parents are getting older and i will have to take care of them

get it made

Pretty much the same here except my brother is 26. He did study harder in school than me though and I can’t really begrudge his success but it does hurt sometimes.

nigga telling his life story now

ball sack stinks

Just kill em

none of it really matters does it
these internet arguments, i mean
you're going to die alone, miserable, ugly and male
and its possible that in a decade or two you won't even be tolerated like you are now
LOL

more like grace lindseywoman

I saw a tranny today. Politically i'm dead against it yet honestly when faced with the pathetic specimen before me I didn't care. Literally couldn't give a fuck. Would never have given he/she/it another thought if not for people on here reminding me.

Lol

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It's curious, my younger brother had it by far the worst growing up yet he has really made a man of himself. I'm proud of him honestly. My older brother had it so easy, everything handed to him on a plate and he had just pissed away all his potential. It's sad. I was always the lazy underachieving middle son and still am. I sometimes get filled with regret but it is what it is and even if I could change i'm still too lazy to bother.