roobee edish
/brit/
poo smells lmao
Norwoobie
we're all in here
it's what happens when you tolerate their nonense for so long
Fray Bentos is trans
hold their faces under the wheels of that motorcycle
Feel bad for him tbqh lads
Seems he prefers being hospitalised now to having his own flat with a big telly to watch the golf on and cook his own tea.
I can't believe that for how schizo he is, how come he's never ever replied to someone? Or made a post that isn't the usual daily pictures routine, like one about the snooker or something
he's throwing his heart out to the crowd
Is it more sweet or fresh smelling?
Its hard to just based on the notes
Shagging a lass half my age
think I might indulge in a wank
ChatGPT has been captured. I repeat, ChatGPT has been captured.
tax is theft
yt folks standing in the way of the black man, as per
her majesty the queen elizabeth II sex arse
What do their shirts say?
he replied to an of girl post back in february or something
mad how this is a literal psyop
same as the just stop oil bunch who conveniently keep managing to get past guards in high security galleries
how old are you?
Prefer not to say
This one is sick tbqh
Got chucked out of a Wetherspoons on Friday night because my mate done a racism.
bang on this
opo smeldmmlls lmao
Got a worksheet for my Latin pupils tomorrow
ytboi
RuPaul's Drag Race star Jiggly Caliente dies at 44 after leg amputation surgery
she took that par to the back of her neck
in an alley
Fucking bitch.
Dread to think the chuddy shit you ask ChatGPT to get him talking like this oh my days Rorke
That's funny...because usually...usually...they...they kick you out of Wetherspoons...for not being racist
@chat what is unc waffling about
he shouldn'ta done that
puella
:)
pooing out my anus decrepita
Are you kidding
You think a marathon has tons of security enough for thousands of spectators ... and protestors can't find a little gap or opportunity to run out into the road?
left my tissues in the motor
What's tattle got to say about this?
Mere Christianity is possibly one of the best advertisements for the Christian faith. So much to think about, even for a godless heathen like me
sir cs poois
on one of the most iconic and famous parts of the route? yes
high security galleries
You've never been to the Tate or British gallery have you?
Ruby: "Weee...did awlsyoo AND OPP with QUOYTE A FYEEEw YEEEHLEEY PLANNAHS spaahh this yahhhr. Syoo...oiy've pot tham opp on the wabsoyt at THREE POUNDS, which is a MASSIVE discount...and obviousleeey...oiy'm LYEEZING MONNIE ON THAM ANNIEWAY, boht...oiy josst didn't want tham tyeeu go to waste. Syo if yeeu dyeeu want wan, they are massively rejeeced."
Translation: "I didn't learn my lesson from the past few years and insisted on having my management release another outdated, crappy planner that nobody wanted so that I could continue pretending to run a business and hopefully get more cash from gullible fans. Also I was too lazy to actually market the planner at all. Whoops. So nobody bought them again this year and there's a shitload of unsold planners gathering dust in a warehouse. They've been reduced to £3.50 (plus postage), which is at least £2.50 more than they should've been to begin with. I'd give them away to people, but I was raised to believe that I am supposed to take from charities, not give to others."
These things cost pennies to produce and are made from the lowest quality materials they can get away with, she's not losing money, she's just not happy about having to settle for a drastically less inflated profit margin considering she had the audacity to try charging £18.50 for this garbage.
not much, not much
Fat middle-aged women be like:
She's hideous
high security galleries
gossip guy has officially lost it
This is what happens when you've never left your smeggy childhood bedroom
buy one get one free on chicken fried rice
finna eat
I would give anything to have Ruby's sexy little arse rubbing against my face!
highly scrannable arse
I mean a guy was literally just taking stuff out of the British Museum and selling it on ebay and when some professor tried to tell them about it they told him to fuck off
Then they said they never indexed any of it.
get to the back of the queue buster
wonder if i would be a good father or would raise some freakish incels
When I go to the UK I will make sure to punch an American tourists I hate my people
um rorke what the actual
weirdos
I honestly feel quite sorry for Ruby at this point. She's clearly autistic and is suffering from extreme autistic burnout, but would definitely never accept that she's neurodiverse because it would throw her whole life into harsh perspective.
She's in the position to take time away from everything, recentre herself, recover, and plan her next steps. It's not like she's in financial difficulty or won't have anywhere to stay. She needs a decent therapist, a diagnosis, and to be forcibly kept offline for a year or so whilst she gets her tit together.
To me, crying at the lack of accommodation, this weird obsession with being a kid again, it all screams that she feels like she's lost control in her life. She's controlling her eating to an extreme level to try and give her some semblance of control, but it's just making her worse.
I think her parents have a large part to play in this too. They've babied her, solved all her problems for her, let her stay at home for years on end, which has left a 25 year old woman completely unable to take care of herself. She could learn how to, but considering most people learn those skills over the course of uni and the first few years of adulthood past that, it might be difficult for her to accept that it might be a few years before she's fully independent, if she even tries to do it.
Oh dear this position is making me think things
i use dark mode for everything except Anon Babble
lusting over a females arse is weird
ok mate
Corr reckon you could get Rubes to do some proper slutty stuff if you dressed it up as a roleplay
Trainspotting makes me feel so grim because even junkies have mates.
tfw no m8 called spud who is not a bad bloke under it all
Mummy Granger why is your dinner in the sink?? Seriously messed up woman
prefer gk chesterton meself
touch grass bruh
i have 3tb of porn i have downloaded from kink.com, i am not going to delete it because a lot of it really old and the torrents won't work anymore.
luv me bobbi star
luv me claire adams
luv me kristina rose
simple as
bet you she's into all sorts but hides it
ANIME JA NAI! ANIME JA NAI!
grim coomer
youtube.com
fucking state of tarqs
Made a little Instagram account in my hobby and got 60 followers including several small companies and influencers already
The whole receiving flowers incidents were rather revealing in many ways. First of all, she never says why she received them. She is avoiding the question and also hoping someone will ask her, perhaps without ever telling why. She also must have left her job on a good note, to receive flowers, which is better than finding out she took off quickly and without much warning. But I also think it shows something else. That they know something we don't. Maybe she is autistic and they knew a job, even part time, could be too much for her to handle, but decided to give her a chance. Now, I know I am pulling at straws, here, and guessing what might have taken place, but yes, even her slip up about being able to read while working, and then trying to weasel her way out of it, with her mother right there, was awkward as heck. She is spending way too much time with Mommy Dearest and latching on to her for dear life, as she approaches her 25th birthday. I have no idea how Ruby is ever going to cope with anything in the world, having them constantly running to her aid. If she is autistic and knew it, way back when, but never said so and denied it when followers asked her, if she came out now and said she was, I would have little pity for her. She lied, and a lie is a lie, no matter who tells it. I have friends who are autistic at varying degrees on the spectrum, but they don't lie to me. They don't hide it. In fact, they are very open about it. If she had been honest from the start, I think a lot of people would have been far more supportive of her, over the years, including most of us. But if she isn't and this is all stemming from some other kind of mental instability, the woman is only getting worse. She is rich, she has every opportunity at her fingertips to help her out, for whatever reason she left her job and is unable to cope with maturing, adulting and more, but she is just throwing it away. She's a mess.
my nickname was spud growing up. glad i grew out of that.
gk chestermeme
I don't get why ruby lives like this
she could be having a lot of fun with lots of friends
she's a young rich woman in her 20s that lives like ms havisham
Jodi Taylor's gangbang scene is primo kino
dont think thats his name
Her parents want grandchildren. Imagine if they screened you and said they wanted you for a son in law. You’d get to court her and then get married in a fairytale wedding. Her mum would get involved on the wedding night, holding her hand and comforting her while you took her virginity
just baptised a poo
her and sarah shevon cor
Can't get hard
just such a grim thing to write
What is it exactly? Mecha?
I see junkies every day and they've all got loads of mates
you never see them doing crack outside Holborn alone
In dire need of an items update
Her parents want grandchildren
um
about that...
Oh my GOD those lips! I desperately need them wrapped amount my nob like pigs in a blanket.
I'm too low class
fuckin shmurda she wrote....
No that's a name I've given him to represent how much of a meme he is
wish I knew what it felt like taking my soaking wet cock out of a woman's fanny, it looks just lovely and I hope to experience it myself one day
he'll be raging
ah yes heatherfreak is spamming rubyshite
Since you asked, been to England 3x now. You'll crave American company m8. Consistently m8 90% people I end up having pleasant exchanges with are Polish, Welsh, Scottish, or American, m8. Can think of 3 English who I walked away from talking to feeling content and one of them was from Liverpool, I don't know if that counts. The other one looked not so English to me. Can't tell with them. Sick of it. Tell me what you are before you speak. I do love Britons though. Guys, I love you guys. But I can't stand you.
Ruby worrying about carrying the baby
Blakeney kissing her forehead and saying she'll do it instead
once you've cum you won't have any interest in a vagina
Clean shaven
Rockstar stubble
Reddit beard
The choice is yours
me, my wife ruby, and our 4 children (two boys, two girls, all bald as eggs) in a cottage in oxfordshire
Nothing wrong with well made kino sex
This guy's schizoscience is making waves on youtube lately
all about nitric oxide
he says mouthwash is the worst stuff anyone can possibly use too
you're a slag harry
sort your life out ruby you filthy fanny munching BITCH
This but Ruby's fanny.
me participating in a bukake of ruby granger and feeling shame after
Kin ell they are some boulders them
What about a big moustache
that look...
5'10 and I walk past a girl taller me at least once every time I go out
hate it so much
pov: you wake up in heaven
That that battletwch stuff
Any of you lads remember that one fella post here about how his dad when he was younger used to call every black person he saw "Little Bill"?
Think about it sometimes and it still makes me squeal irl
Yeah, you’re going to be sleeping in a different room, only called on to do the basics to get a baby into her. She won’t care if you have women on the side, as long as you’re the fairytale husband for her
I have declared war on the universe
holy reddit on jew
is heaven the name of a discount strip club in grimsby?
Ruby Granger on Vixen with Mick Blue
Get it booked
Christ it looms now
fuck off AI
Rightmost two for me
5 foot 10 and an attitude
5 foot 10 and an attitude
I'd suck all of their penises.
smorgasbord of underclass phenotypes there
um
kek same
Don't like his triangular cock head
X-men is awesome. Christ men
fuck is that hat she wearing
imagine how annoying this person is IRL
reckon Anon Babblebrit/ should make a return
they might be grim but they're clearly actually women
shut up
yurp
nigga stole gandolfs hat
Never noticed that tbqh
why?
heathermong killed himself
God she's so fucking hot
Wish you lads were as funny as the average League Two club vBulletin board
witch's hat for the Wicked premiere :3
I remember reading some presentation on the medical doctors in London and they researched all the reasons on what made the best doctors the best. The number 1 reason wasn't patient care or wanting people to get better. It wasn't even money that was only #2. The #1 reason was simply Status, having the pride and knowledge that there wasn't a single doctor in your field or department better than you.
sicilian wife
Reotardo, that's my legacy
women should be protected from society and society should be protected from women
the last of us was such a fun game, im sure the 2nd one is just as entertaining to play but i cba with the gay shit
Ah a fellow Anon Babble poster
I feel like thats the top end of most things
People just chase the top of the ladder for everything that comes with the territory, not the right reasons
online safety act killed it mate
women run society
Might join the navy
run it into the ground
altruism doesn't exist the best reason to do anything is to get good at doing it
*ruin
Pooing at work is peak runt
where are the white men?
how's that gone then
What about a big moustache
yerp
the 150k pakis into bealrus is 110% a made up fake story created by the CIA funded radio free europe news outlet. The Belarusian government publicly denied it. These types of fake stories about russia and belarus come from galdio nationalists in poland and estonia whos own governments are bringing in record numbers of non white immigrants from places like nepal, india, colombia, nigeria, etc
Navy
Black people
Um
ok
alri Otto
Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt
Vladimir, STOP!
what's her name?
the roast beef of england
Had this really fucked dream where I went to work and live on this family farm. I worked hard first day. They then said I was mental when I was with them the first evening. There was gossip that they thought I was mentally ill (I am bipolar) and that they thought I wanted to fuck their daughters and steal their knickers. Like wtf. Then when I was packing to leave I accidentally went in the owners bedroom and they weren't angry but they just thought I was pathetic and stupid. Then when I tried to leave I somehow had to spend a few nights with their older kids in an outhouse and we smoked and drank a lot.
The general feeling of shame and lack of belonging was so fucking uncozy but holy shit was it lucid and real. Then I realized that is what I feel every day at the moment. Dreams and the brain are really fucked up
If ive been drinking i will be shiteing in toil the next day
being racist antisemitic incels who support russia and palestine and niger and other incel countries who hate democracy/jews
they're in the army fighting the land war in ukraine
high security galleries
any strange dreams lately?
Simona Tabasco
Most people at toil do it. I could never bring myself to it. I always poo when I get home.
You absolute soft shite poof
Take a 45 minute shite at work on company time like a real man, one that brings tears to the eyes of the next inhabitant of the bogs
trannywank on the cards
don't remember
getting paid to shit
bad
Dunno
you need a key to get in the disabled toilet in toil now which is unfortunate
have to sit in the cubicles and listen to some spastic grunting beside me
Yeah
Had this really fucked dream where I went to work and live on this family farm. I worked hard first day. They then said I was mental when I was with them the first evening. There was gossip that they thought I was mentally ill (I am bipolar) and that they thought I wanted to fuck their daughters and steal their knickers. Like wtf. Then when I was packing to leave I accidentally went in the owners bedroom and they weren't angry but they just thought I was pathetic and stupid. Then when I tried to leave I somehow had to spend a few nights with their older kids in an outhouse and we smoked and drank a lot.
The general feeling of shame and lack of belonging was so fucking uncozy but holy shit was it lucid and real. Then I realized that is what I feel every day at the moment. Dreams and the brain are really fucked up
isn't ready to drop his guts with an absolutely vile five-pint shite in any given toilet
Absolute fannies the lot of you haha.
had a dream last night that they'd bought too much toilet roll at work and I came on shift and spent loads of money on toilet roll and tried to hide it but everyone found out and was annoyed at me
Yeah things happened in that dream for sure :P
thing is if i lived in france i would have exactly the same life i have now but i would be able to pretend i was in a truffaut film
thinking about the time I bumped into someone from uni down the pub and asked what he was up to and he said he worked at Waterstones and my response was something like "oh I love .... books" wasn't taking the piss I do actually like bookshops and that but probably sounded like a cunt anyway we never spoke again x
leftypol having a good time with his multicultural community, rorke wanking in his smelly childhood bedroom.
Yeah that's a director yep haha
Incel :(
L'incel :)
I've heard the gameplay of the second one is good, but everything else is bad. If it had skippable cutscenes that would be great.
/brit/anons should immigrate to italy
did you do any speed?
i liked reading your blog.... NOT
Visiting the Netherlands next month
I intend to be the stupid English tourist that buys too much weed from the coffee shops then falls in a canal
been laughing at this for 2 days now
Really hard to not be unintentionally rude sometimes
this would be you
sent that freak...flying
How's it going guys it's fucking dreadful here
what are your honest thoughts on the island of Sicily?
I am personally of the opinion that they are white and based
Done it at festivals, but always have to hover shit.
Alright but get the magic truffles and take a walk on a sunny day
is there a single black woman out there who isn't a slave for BWC?
jews exploiting and corrupting
probably shagged those girls, then they were thrown aside, and no black man wanted them
shoo mutt
yurrrrrp
Some of you are absolute shut-ins and it shows.
Get out, play football, meet some mates, end up shitting in a flower bed at 4am after England beat Ukraine in a European Championship knockout match on a night out with them where a 50 year old woman grabbed your cock.
white left wing types have no non white friends and live in all white communities
grim
yurp
fuck off rubyspammer
I chose somethin' else
are your family farmers?
Absolutely, shouldn't even be allowed.
back in my day hikkikomoris wasn't doing this travelling and youtubing shit
fraud ass bitch
Truffle shop Amsterdam
God's little fungus
Underground mycelium network
Human neural interface
Geometric pattern
Deep thought
just want to win the lottery and then live a boring life where i dont work, do random music lessons or art classes and go on walks. furlough really made me realise how shitty centreing life around your work schedule is.
Never done shrooms before and I'd rather not have my first trip by myself in a different country
penis is exactly 6 inches
i'd poo at work more often if the toilet paper didn't resemble sandpaper
I only get paid 18 an hour and i work 40 hour weeks God I have to do this for a year before I can start training to be a tradesmen also I only have 4000 dollars in savings
Going out as a shut-in
What
Yes mate that's true, I'm just a proper lefty that's all
Proper day's pay for a proper day's work.
Proper communities with proper community assets for everyone, not detached consoomer blobmen crying because their delivery driver was 12 minutes late with their treats
Limited immigration, and shift the levers of power to the masses
ktim (the wanting that is, not the being)
Fair fair
aff tae bed
It's a decent game
Me on the phone
horrible little twink
Fucking tune
The truffle shop to red light district pipeline
Labour theory of value demolished
now that's disgusting
disgust inducing for sure
yep....
your grindr bio :)?
Thinking about watching a queer kino.
Brokeback Mountain, Milk, or anything by Quentin Tarantino.
Listening to music is runtish
need a lil testarosa gf NOW
When I had a gf I could not stop thinking about shagging her friends, they weren't even that fit
What do you listen to
Some girl offered me ketamine at a music festival a couple of years ago but I didn't want to try it in a big field with random people.
Gen Z's third place is the gym
Horrible runts
Had a load of fucked up dreams before that too, really uncozy shit
Fit enough
cannot believe Anon Babble is back
simply cannot believe I am currently posting on boards.Anon Babble.org
really remarkable stuff
I'm going to bed with all 3
We're doing a triple orgasmo
Nah it isn't mate it's class
Be yourself, aping right-wing "stoic" influencers who spend all day pretending to be tough on social media is embarrassing as fuck
I thought it was gone, the jannies and mods are truly tremendous
All shit
Mad how gay men don’t make kino but everything lesbian is kino
Carol, Tar, Portrait of a Lady on Fire, Disobedience, Ammonite, My First Summer…
im jewish
complimented a guy's aphex twin shirt from across the street and shortly after him and his mate were laughing
dunno if it's because I sounded weird it was the first time I've spoken in weeks
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
White noise
I make only 2400 bucks a month because of taxes and I have no expenses except I have to pay my sister 150 bucks because she doesn't like me having a ritual of drinking lifting weights and playing war thunder or total war
im jewish
When is enough enough? If I were making 18m a year I wouldn't care about making another 500k from farts.
like?
They were high
I don't care about influencers, I just don't like listening to music other than classical
NOT a fan of the Jews if I'm being honest, lads
Walking has changed my life
Everyone should walk at least 1 hour a day minimum it'll change your lives too
WALK JUST WALK
tbf it's not a long term career is it
Not seen any of them. Not going to watch any of them. I was just making a joke at the expense of Tarantino and his fans.
Swear every thread I make on Anon Babble gets no replies
You have never complimented any of my shirts. :(
it was the first time I've spoken in weeks
literally how does this even happen
I walk bro make no mistake
Sometimes I even jog
no one is, its why they've been kicked out of 110+ countries
Had this really fucked dream where I went to work and live on this family farm. I worked hard first day. They then said I was mental when I was with them the first evening. There was gossip that they thought I was mentally ill (I am bipolar) and that they thought I wanted to fuck their daughters and steal their knickers. Like wtf. Then when I was packing to leave I accidentally went in the owners bedroom and they weren't angry but they just thought I was pathetic and stupid. Then when I tried to leave I somehow had to spend a few nights with their older kids in an outhouse and we smoked and drank a lot.
The general feeling of shame and lack of belonging was so fucking uncozy but holy shit was it lucid and real. Then I realized that is what I feel every day at the moment. Dreams and the brain are really fucked up
she likely isn't an individual but an icon promoted by a company, lots of these people are
Well that's a bit silly lad and is clearly rooted in some kind of pretense
I was doing 10,000 steps a day for a while but it just gets boring walking around the same small city over and over again
wish I had mates
It's bullshit that my rent to stay at my sisters is 300 bucks a month because she got angry i woke up her at 2 am because I went to smoke weed outside
got the electric youth on
I do that anyway and I'm still miserable.
"Americans will be forced to walk to work" - The head Mufti of Palestine
I enjoy japanese culture aka I find japanese school girls cute
well maybe one day we'll cross paths :)
might even hold hands too x
Stay away from the balconies lad x
REAL HUMAN BEAN
Yeah, soon she'll need to a get a job so she can pay for her bills.
hes right, we would all loose weight by doing this
Music that isn't instrumental is poison to the mind and soul. That's a fact.
Genuinely about 140 IQ and love a real mix of low and "high" culture. Went to the car boot sale today
Where can I find the hottest white women in London?
No midpack
I want the Russell Brand 2008 tier ones
dancing in my smelly litle bedroom to this
Looks like finmere
freedom aint free
its looming
its FUCKING LOOMING
Alright but just do it quietly
Can't be that hard
Prefer my women not to look like Russell Brand
get the cheese toasties made in the air fryer rorke
have they changed anything apart from the captcha
UY SCUTI
stop recruiting
Jungle or Neurofunk?
have kids with an asian woman? absoultely not, some slanty eyed kid named malaponte? he'd be picked on his whole life