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moo deng unleashed edition

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Anti racists are not very diverse desu

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MAD how he ended her career over a meme that referenced her being talented

nice HD photo there lad

Praise God

a working class hand that

Alri

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Phwaooor accidentally posted me bellend in me undies

John McAfee c

always find it quite funny how they always have mass produced signs

the white people who grandstand about how anti rascist they are live in all white towns and send their kids to all white schools. They are all lying

she should just do blackedraw

ever heard of a print shop?

Just taken a really horrendous late night poo
Gut feels like it's in tatters

yes i work at a company that prints displays and signage
don't pretend that these leftist groups aren't fully funded by NGOs that rake in millions from the elites

whys this pinay bitch got a trainspotting poster in her room?

Fame, fame, fatal fame...

because she is british m8

noob. it's still alive

my new obsession

RILEY!!!!!!

peng

contemplating the diverse ramifications of a wank

le orcs are genociding le ukranian (etymology: the borderland) hobbits
now, i never heard about ukraine before recently. and kyiv was spelled kiev, and russians were from there like in that black man movie 'creed', where the hip hop american kills the white man or something. he was from kiev not kyiv i guess. because, now, ukraine is so le differnt from russia

and man they were fucking INVADED!!!!
now that's le bad
the bearers of uber science and progress und der triumph of der will like the usa have never invaded anywhere

Can anyone recommend an anime

yeah

panty and stocking

psychopass

thank you

Like to watch?
The best ones are the ones you have to read like JJBA Steel Ball Run or Berserk

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Kabamaru Iga No

get all my clobber from matawan

sabrina carpenter shows off new juno position

luv anya me

ugly slag

I'll try tomorrow. Ghibli in bed tonight. Going to use the dildo because I've been horny as fuck all day so I'll barely be watching.

um

yer mum i know de lad

loved her style in the gorge she suits all black more

butt plug been in since 4pm

lubed up 2hr ago

shit posting for last hour and a half

now ready to use my vibrating dildo

A treat from time to time

mad how this is considered suitable entertainment for little girls

how do i deal with the fact that any semi-attractive woman i see NEEDS to be owned by me sexually

doesn't that mean you have 9 hours of farts built up

this is a question for rapelad
he won't steer you wrong

You have to push a bit harder so they squeeze past the butt plug. And it acts like a suppressor. You never get fart noises. It's a game changer.

why do you have a butt plug in for such a long time?

i should buy a prostate suppressor

A) because it loosens my ass prior to dildo usage
B) feels good
) c sometimes I use if if I'm going to be gassy and to keep it in at work

thread's become a bit gay, bent even

I'm straight. I just love fucking my own arse.

God is good.

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I hate my housing arrangement my sister made new rules and they all suck

I must pay her 150 bucks every 2 weeks

I have to make my room clean

I can't smoke weed in the room

I on weekdays I can't stay in all day and must be outside until 3 or 5 even when i work

I honestly can't wait to leave the nasty cunt behind

I wish he was more into anal gaping

I'm in a bit of a huff with him right now, he's made me an incel but yet I can't wank without upsetting him. Point in that?

I live with my parents still

zero rent

free food

1200 bennies a month

Plus I don't do dishes nor clothes washing (barely wash clothes anyway, usually baked)

absolute state of your life

Any two-piss-before-bed man in

Sleeptoil looms

im gonna cum

Thing is i am probably fucked for life since i dropped out of college and decided to just smoke weed and do blue collar work

Can't fathom life without video games. I'd shoot myself if I didn't have access to my bleeps and bloops

speaking of gays just looking through the Anon Babble arse thread and corr
can't believe a 35 year old looks like that

hate the uk and usa
but fuck man, thank god i'm not from canada

Have you seen Sam Hyde's new show? It has very aesthetic opening graphics and also Jay Dyer does some of the writing.

what games?

spunking in a can

white losers be like “yeah i’m cisgender”

Just remembered Americans can get arrested for crossing the road or doing their taxes wrong.
The absolutely audacity to call themselves the land of the free.

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yea?

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Paradox games mainly, EU4 and the like

sexo arso

Paradox games mainly, EU4 and the like

fuck off catyank you avatarfagging janny nonce cunt

keira knightley can still get it

I am so old man like Jesus I am 22 now and I have been for 1 month

drink it

Yeah. “Jaywalking” they call it. Bizarre that it’s a crime to cross a road

remember when they completely banned alcohol for 13 years

this is a tchaikovsky general pal

brits get arrested for thought crimes and think getting fined for breaking a public safety law is crazy
what a shithole island

that's a weird way of spelling vaughan williams

brits get arrested for thought crimes

so do you, bud

be american

go outside

get shot

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

Mental that lot. Remember when they had slaves for hundreds of years and then also in the 1920’s started chemically castrating people they deemed unworthy of breeding? Land of the free my arse

YEH BUT BRITS HAVE BAD TEETH

Vaughan's a weird way of spelling Von.

Love regular show me

Whatever happened to skibidi toilet?

we also castrated gays
to stop them reproducing like

public safety law

It’s crossing a road mate. You got laws about how small you have to cut up your food too in case you choke on it?

don't like the art style

business plan: poo sandwiches

Don’t think we fully thought that one through in hindsight

SUPER MARIO IN REAL LIFE!!!!!

be brit

take a nap on the park bench

you know the rest

i'm english not british

Van is the Dutch or Flemish version of the German Von.
Beethoven was named Ludwig van because he was part Flemish.

Dont like you lad

there are more cars here than people in the UK

uni making me do some absolutely pointless gay shite
degree's finished fucks sake just let me rot in peace

kys

Thought Flemish just meant part Flem

never heard that before

when will the holodem make an appearance at a british soccer game

Yeah? Dead interesting and relevant that is mate.
On second thought maybe it’s for the best you’re not allowed to cross the road

British pipo put the steering wheel in the wrong side of the car.

screamin out me arse

My feat of strength is moving this 5 feet after being took off a hitch and carrying 6 feet off the ground

French people look like British people.

playing runescape

Child, 5, among 11 dead after car-ramming attack with more ‘critically injured’

I forgot the image but this thing is 600 pounds but i don't know how much I am lifting when i pick it up and move it

Is this true?

so as big as your mother?

deranged mp4 from a deranged poster

People make fun of Americans for being Euromutts but Brits did it first. Brits are just Germans, French, Irish, Welsh, Danes, Norwegians, and Swedes mixed together.

what is your degree in big man

you got a grad job lined up?

Reckon that lad actually moved to China you know

Pisses me off that there are three countries with the exact same flag

own tools, bicycle tires or car steroes in the UK

police are allowed to confiscate them and arrest you

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Moderation was the rule and it is moderation which ruins Tolkien's fantasy and causes it to fail as a genuine romance, let alone an epic. The little hills and woods of that Surrey of the mind, the Shire, are "safe", but the wild landscapes everywhere beyond the Shire are "dangerous". Experience of life itself is dangerous. The Lord of the Rings is a pernicious confirmation of the values of a declining nation with a morally bankrupt class whose cowardly self-protection is primarily responsible for the problems England answered with the ruthless logic of Thatcherism. Humanity was derided and marginalised. Sentimentality became the acceptable subsitute. So few people seem to be able to tell the difference.

No one cares what you have to say about anything catyank

Yanky meltdown because he’s realised other countries are allowed to cross the road without government permission

haha no i'm just going to relentlessly apply to anything that pays above 25k
it's a stem degree

all the dogs from aid bud and its many sequels are dead by now :/

the term "antisemite" is a for me a badge of honor

2015

No one cares catyank

mental that in a few years all dogs in the UK will have to be put to sleep cause it offends muslims

Ok, first of all, I'm not catyank, and secondly, I'll do without your snide tone, young man.

and you thought maisie williams was odd looking

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Why do people obsess about this thing? What does it do?

Send him to /cum/ lads
Stop making him feel welcome

I accidentally got a drop of urine on my finger in the bathroom and I touched my phone with it so I cleaned my phone screen and my hands obviously.

What time is it in the UK

*touches you*

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prefer not to say

We share the same timezone mate you just don’t do daylight savings time anymore

just remembered the six million

me? im buy sexual. means i can only have sex with prostitutes

Thinking of getting a tattoo like this

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vespertine

oh gosh

bit anti semetic of you to forget the extra 20mil taht was made into soup, chairs and sausages

looks stupid

wooden doors on the gas chambers jerry?

Do you remember the episode of Tom and Jerry where they are in a French palace?

just pure evil

this is in wales and it's a welsh custom, rorke

tattoos are scary

The celestial bodies such as the sun, moon, and stars are governed by angels.

So here I have it. A life of niggered bullshit.

Earthquakes over and over in Turkey

on lunchbreaktoil
toiltoil resumes in 4 minutebergs

It is a bit odd that they made us read Anne Frank’s diary to learn about how they executed all the Jews in the concentration camps but then none of them got executed but died of diseases instead and then her dad got out fine anyway. Feel like they should have picked a different book

Even though we can predict their movements with 100% accuracy?

is it true that white brutish men have to give up their girlfriends if a black man asks

cannae believe they kill wee shmuel like that

wee pyjama fella did nowt to jerries

really fucked up my porridge this morning (yesterday). hoping to make it properly tomorrow morning (today).

Do you give off rockstar vibes? Are you looksmaxed?? Do you have aura???

i give off smelly gamer virgin vibes

I give off angry caveman vibes

goof

Wish I had the quirky and spontaneous autism with special interests instead of the monotone voice, can’t make facial expressions just stand there silently dying inside autism

wow yeah you're very dark and brooding yeah cool

hate being a dumb autist
wish i was a gigabrain smarty autist

No not dark and brooding at all. I just stand there like a plank of wood because I don’t know how to communicate. The opposite of dark and brooding really

The big bang theory is Kabbalah witchcraft disguised as "science".
When you hear these people say all this nonsense like

Well basically there was nothingness and this nothingness contained a cloud of gas which then expanded

This is Kabbalah Satanism presented as a scientific theory. Do not be deceived by their lies!

thereversion.co/p/freemasonry-millenarian-cults-and

The more you dig deeper the only conclusion can be is a greater will that exists without the universe.

Clowns all the way down

What's up with that people seeing tricksters and clowns when they do hallucinogens thing? You seen them?

Is it called Togetherteid now?

What's up with that people seeing tricksters and clowns when they do hallucinogens thing? *checks bot score*

Jay Dyer could smoke any of you in a philosophical debate.

Always feel like shit and don't know why. Rarely get full erections. Sex drive is abysmal. Stopped boozing for a week and nothing's improved. Hate it.

Not sure
Tried Salvia once but did not experience any entities like that. But it does sound common

sleep apnea

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Psychedelics open a door in the mind to the demonic realm.
Aldous Huxley talked about this, except he believed that it was a good thing, but actually it is spiritually dangerous.
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Stopped boozing for a week and nothing's improved

If you started running for a week you wouldn't become a great athlete in that short of a time span. Change takes time especially physical/body change.

If your body is used to booze it has to adapt to not having it

is nifel farage even relevant anymore? what does he even do now?

Ask any man what nationality he would prefer to be, and ninety nine out of a hundred will tell you that they would prefer to be Englishmen.

Just remembered I’m not balding and get multiple boners a day in my 30’s. Cheered me right up that has

mad how much more enjoyable the show would be with a non-ugly actress

at the end of the day, people don't want to see ugly people. I say it as an ugly person myself.

He's a Blairite now

would prefer to be Portuguese meself

I wanna be Japanese

The Huxley family has many shady characters. Aldous Huxley's grandfather was a propagandist for Darwinism and he was known as "Darwin's bulldog".

right
you’re still a 30+ year old man posting on Anon Babble on a sunday bud

hes still better than that redditor Orwell

Actually it’s 3am on a Monday. Made yourself look a right fool there mate

Genuinely can't remember the last time I had a full throbbing erection and I'm not even 30 yet

Also Huxley wrote about adrenochrome.
That's what Jay Dyer is talking about when he says "the A word". You can't say it on youtube or you will get banned.

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Been afraid of that actually. Didn't and don't really even kind of believe that kind of thing, but also secretly I kind of do. Opened a world of pain, genuinely, that I'm hoping is good for me overall, but also have had some really genuinely spooky bedtime visions since dabbling. Schizophrenia upgrade or demons or what's the difference? What's the difference? Also one time I saw one of these faces come out of my face in the mirror.

the bombing campagins done by britan and america on germany during ww2 were evil and wrong just like the bombing campaigns currently done by jews on Palestinians in gaza are evil and wrong

You on meds, drink a lot, overweight, depressed, all of the above?

campagin

oh my goodness someone PLEASE post a bradley!

if you've got issues, chances are you've got sleep apnea

One of the spooky bedtime visions was Woody from Toy Story with an evil face. Oh oh hahahaha, good stuff, love it

I want ugly losers to hate and attractive people to like.

Jay Dyer said that the British elites as early as the 1890s began creating dehumanization propaganda against Germans and Russians in preparation for the wars they were planning. HG Wells helped write this propaganda.

campagin

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remember the first time I came as a lad I was in a sleeping bag at a friends house and that freeview porn shite was on the telly nearly buckled over with how intense the orgasm was, now at 30 when I come its a bit ticklish I wipe and move on, no point living anymore I reckon

Roger Sterling's acid trip in Mad Men was funny when he smoked a cigarrette and it made a trombone sound.

maybe you just need a break from it lad

Drink once a week usually. Underweight if anything. Not on any meds.

Another bedtime visual, yeah alright I can give you guys another one. One was like these guys from Lord of the Rings but they were wearing really fabulous colorful stained-glass looking outfits

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you mean to tell me

poor girl some liar had tons of people convinced that she was a boy

fuckkkkkkkkkkk I could go for a packet of Tim Tams rn nigga

NEW DELHI NUKED

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Looks like no Tim Tams for you nigga

i wish

I wish

Her own fault for having flat tits tbf.

arse feels like i sat on an aubergine fuck me

7 years

fuck me thats mad

Still, severity did make a difference. Patients at the very extreme end of depression severity, those scoring at least 28 on the HAM-D, showed an average drug-placebo difference of 4.36 points.

To find out how many patients fell within this extremely depressed group, I asked Mark Zimmerman from the Brown University School of Medicine to send me the raw data from a study in which he and his colleagues assessed HAM-D scores of patients who had been diagnosed with unipolar major depressive disorder (MDD) after presenting for an intake at a psychiatric outpatient practice (Zimmerman, Chelminski, & Posternak, 2005).

Patients with HAM-D scores of 28 or above represented 11% of these patients. >This suggests that 89% of depressed patients are not receiving a clinically significant benefit from the antidepressants that are prescribed for them.

Mad that

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Stop wearing plastic toy trainers made in China! Wear some boots or some nice shoes made in Northampton, ENGLAND!

oh wow fuck me its real lmao

world ending cos of jeet warfare

my teeth resemble sweetcorn

messing around with photo editor because i cant sleep

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one of my finest

vancouver driver was a chink kek
i was betting on a jeet after that kashmir stuff

holy fuck india actually just got nuked

Honest to God I thought about moving to the UK when I was little because I saw steam boy and doctor who

um I'm not seeing any news about it so I don't think it did

The Pope has died

rip to the big man, can't downplay the role he had bringing down the ussr

How many tanks did he have ?

*nukes megatroon*

just had a great dream

mmmhhh

hi

how big do gou think jay dyers willy is
ever thought about sucking it

good news everyone

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Thoughts lads?

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Can't stop wanking to redhead women

patratio ergo sum

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well best try to sleep, goodnight chaps

dont do a lot of thinking

you think she's got that skeleton hooked up to a fuck machine? sorry

ngl I’m not 100% sure of anything but I’ve lowkey been questioning my gender lately

Do you have a cock and balls?

it was in a mad max esque setting. this man and 2 sons, once engineers making their own cars (silver, sheet metal, boxy), gets locked into this endless pursuit with this mysterious driver of a matte black ford falcon (the ones with round headlights). he gives in to the chase and violence and begins smashing straight through other cars if he pleases, beating people etc, and through the whole years long pursuit their cars start looking monstrous
then his wanted poster was just a normal happy family photo, the only pic of them but a reminder of what they once were
damn..

Not really something you can question

this nigga a tranny

bed time for me lads pray with me that i don't wake

cx homie
the streets remember

Paki food is a lot like Indian food except it's less saucy and more dry.

literally the same race that lot
we just drew lines and then split lol

MOO DENG GOING ABSOLUTELY MENTAL!!!!!!!

it's male (xy)