/brit/

too soon

Mad how we all had a chance to escape and didn't take it. Suppose we deserve whatever happens to us.

okay there's a much cheaper version called evo sl
i will get those instead

literally
go out out every single weekend
have friend groups
local at church and i speak to people
speak to/know my neighbours
local at my local pub
regularly go to the same cinema
go to art gallerys all the time
go to local park and chat to people sometimes
yet still incel never been on a date

I knew a kid who did something like this and he nearly died from internal bleeding lol
he's alright though

don't want to alarm anyone but i might have mental health

Carlisle is a Scottish town

screeching

first good post from a uk flag today

*shuffles my chair away from you*

posting in a 48hr old thread

omdz

Thinking about how Russell Brand was a generic leftypol and notorious shagger for 20 years and then as soon as he displayed a few Rorkey tendencies dozens of women spontaneously came forward to accuse him of some naughty shagging

sir arsene wogler

adidas rep please go

I'm voting for Magpies and Walt Disney on Thursday

many such cases

we should still be clapping for the nhs

thinking about how he shagged prime katy perry and he deserves his rapening

wait now I see they are overrated

Do do do do

more like he adopted the fake rorke persona so he could turn around and say 'look they're trying to shut me down' when the inevitable accusations came out

When I first met her, she was beautiful but at a zebra crossing she'd grab my hand for safety and literally dash across the road and immediately after meeting she'd go on and on telling me about each plant we came across without much regard for me. My heart sunk and I thought "fuck I'm awful for coming here she's actually autistic". But then she acts normal and gifted in many aspects and I end up very confused. She's enigmatic. Free

retarded theory

youtu.be/waKumDkYrDY?t=117
take a listen to this

Driven mad by lockdowns like so many

didnt ask for your uni dissertation title

Mad how I love monkes but hate blacks

Primary porn

cronem administering vigorous violations rn xx

Got this the other week, 1990-92

fuckign UM???

i am certain you are spaki
on a cellular level

nice

nope feel free to guess again paki

shteamed hams

Off out now on an incel walk, now that it's dark you see

Jordan Peterson COURAGEOUSLY teams up with the ADL to fight the evil cowardly incel RATS in their mother's basement

£450 for trainers. It seems mad to me but I know there's even more expensive ones now. £100 seems to be standard now.

Finn kun, my arch nemisis...

had to give up the night time incelwalks myself when i started seeing things in the shadows

yoi cant post this

Time for a wank and bed chaps, work in the morning x

spainnonce and me are basically antipodal forces with him being paedophilia and me being the opposite

loss my virginity in primary

i just buy everything off vinted now, dont want to pay through the nose clothes or shoes

19 year old girl im talking to on hinge

um rorke thats not kosher brother

timmy feeling like casanova rn

Mad how shutting down the economy for two years, printing massive amounts of money and cutting off trade with one of the world's most resource rich countries made things more expensive

Return of the mac

She's no watercolour

um that's actually left-wing for some reason or whatever

is that mad? is it?

*does a gay porn in your face*

yeahhhh babyyyy

pronoun wankers should be killed

listening to creed - one last breath

we all have pronouns mate what do you mean

just became gay just now

no we dont you woke fuckkk

*flies through the thread at 100000000000 miles an hour and rapes you*

*slaps you*
you know what he means

rorke refusing to use pronouns in any context

grow up

Governmentberg took the piss a bit.
Thinking back they really didn’t want to open things up again right before the US election and hand Trump a boost in the polls

didn't you post this girl a month ago

Indians are at my gym and they all use 10 pound dumbbells for curls

mad how gay porn poo peng

alri, what's next?

flying scotsman wahey

i actually don't have toil tomorrow so i'm laughing

Nice lad don't shit it up BY POSTING HER HERE YOU DENSE FUCK

mind every few months boris would just lock everything down

mad how if you're attractive you can just ask women for sex and they will agree

what if i was a bloke but looked a bit like a girl (naturally, not trying to be a girl or dress like one or anything) and you said "she" and I corrected you. Would you just implode?

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how do i sign up for Anon Babble

is it really mad, that?

Thinking about how leftypol said Boris would go full fash and put people under house arrest, and then he actually fucking did and leftypol begged for more

total bullshit

Fascism is GOOD

haha done that virge (retrospectively)

might just use the name field for my pronouns

arsefucked that sissy

cope

BABY YOU'RE ALL THAT I WANT
WHEN YOU'RE LYING HERE IN MY ARMS
I'M FINDING IT HARD TO BELIEVE
WE'RE IN HEAVEN

this is an illegal post

catberg on a mad one

sex

Hi Daniel, you just have to post a picture of your willy to Anon Babble.

Best regards
Clarence from Anon Babble

might get kfc for breakfast

you joke but this actually happened

Got the 90s wrestling themes on again haven't I

Gooseberg doing the parenting toil

leftypol loves bojo, he killed ~700,000 white people in eastern europe. a british tradition that leftypol can get behind

I can't log in to my Anon Babble account since the site came back

got the electric youth

when I started to wank to femboys i wanted to shag one but now i wish i were one

reading /plant/ thread on Anon Babble i'm so glad the website is up again :)

names hock
michael hock
you can call me mike

wresting with my young niece

imagine just running over there with a shovel and splatting the lot of them

pack it in

is lewis oneill in

x

boris also imported hundreds of thousands of BAMEs during covid while everyone was confined to their homes and so barely noticed the influx

cor, WWF or WCW? or a crazy mix of the two? x

erm

you're welcome

WWF but I'll allow the NWO and Booker T

PRETTY GREEN EYES
SO FULL OF WONDER AND DESPAIR
IT'S ALL RIGHT TO CRY
FOR I'LL BE THERE TO WIPE YOUR TEARS
AND IN YOUR ARMS
TOGETHER WE'RE IN PARADISE
AND IT'S SO NICE
YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE

NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE
NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE
NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE
NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE

um

based honorary british cossack
so fucking science

took this pic on my hike the other day

mad how there are people naked dancing off their face at unfold right now and we're all alone in our stinky bedrooms

primary sex

freddie dredd is such an artist

did she sign the consent form?

:/

fucking UM

my bedroom window is open to clear the smell out, actually

Remember the summer of 2018
Remember the moors being on fire
Remember thinking England were going to win the World Cup

<3

e

I am a paedophile that rapes children

consensual sex between two human adults

I wank in my living room so it's more of a smelly house really

are ya really?

Disgusting

you fucking WHAT

UM

you could actually get v& for this post lad

alri charlie

good thoughts
bad thoughts
good song by funkadelic btw

Alri Keir

30 minutes waitingtoil from some specialist, ear/eye/throat, doctorberg for us lads

I've eaten 5 milk chocolate digestives
Wanted to test the chocolate down theory
It was Nonsense
Chocolate side up is much better
Now it's fight of not devouring the entire pack
5 milk chocolate digestives is 415 calories

little pink downy fannoise and puffy nippuru

Looks like Washington state or Idaho lol

I am a white Italian man not a spic

he'll probably be given a senior position at mi6

Been thinking about wealth inequality a lot.. sucks..

.

I haven't raped anyone yet

my brother did this and it created mustard gas

you’re brown

sent "love you" to a girl last night and she ignored it just replied with are you home yet
ffs lads

idcucks on the ropes lmfaooo

Mate your mum doesn't count as a girl we've been over this

In the night, slow dance for a harvest sky
(but I won't, no way, afar, I stay and watch)
In the night slow dance for the harvest sky
(and I don't know why I feel the pry tonight)
Circle back, slow dance for a harvest sky
(but I won't, no way, afar, I stay and watch)
Dance for a harvest sky
(and I don't know why I feel the pry tonight)

arse raped that pale smooth sissy

sent "love you" to a girl last night

Ok is she your gf or what
Like bro lol

i like being white but i hate white "people" desu

Do you actually love her or are you just infatuated with her

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1744415128802099.mp4

Bit mean

um

rest easy in the knowledge she definitely 100% screenshot that and asked her groupchat of slags how to respond and when to respond

why yes i will keep shitposting

nigga poo

LGBTQ = PAEDO

why would you say that for the first time over sex what's wrong with you

Took this pic on my hike in Pennsylvania yesterday

anyone else notice how ChatGPT is really fucking enthusiastic now like it's just done crack? it is getting really fucking hyped up about drawing a map of Australia if it had been colonised by the Japanese

oh look at this show off Swede

hehe only 30 minute wait in Swedish A&E

how come the just stop oil people are always proper poshos?

sacmkwmg

I did this once to a girl I was friends with at uni when I was drunk
had to try and pass it off as a platonic thing but I was actually deeply in love with her but stood no chance
never told a single girl that I love them since because of the trauma

a

coward

mate i didnt even kiss her let alone sex

luxury middle class beliefs

poor people too busy raising their brats and working to protest anything. plus they probably just don't know enough to care

I am literally obsessed with japan. I want to live as a rural japanese farming peasant. Picking rice and whatever the fuck they grow.

only tarqs can care about that kind of dumb stuff

flyberg onamadone across the room

RuPaul’s Drag Race star Jiggly Caliente dies following leg amputation, aged 44

oops meant text LOL

Yeah you're so obsessed you don't even know what they grow besides rice

That's a really interesting theory! Can LLMs do drugs? I feel pumped enough today! Would you like to delve into any of these issues a little further?

because only people of proper breeding and culture have the capacity to appreciate nature...or anything greater than "t footy" and "big love island"

want to buy a tea farm with me and live together in rural Japan? as friend of course

Jiggly Caliente

I stabbed ur mum in her cunt I know about that tho

well to be fair i am the type who immediately walks up to the register to complain further, on her behalf of course, as to expedite the process

funny poo

they don't grow anything in japan except cabbages. They import 75% of their food.

Prove they are

might buy an airfix model and get it built

why do all these trannies keep dying at such a high rate?

The solution resides inside the problem

the uk doesn't have any nature, all we have is some mountains in scotland and some greenary in northern england and wales

poo

How do you find women to date later in life other than dating apps
When I was younger I unironically got approached by women in school I basically had to do no work to get a gf
Now that I am older I have absolutely 0 idea how to approach women if I dont directly have to talk to them like you would in a work setting where you work together
Women falling into my lap earlier in life has unironically left me skill less in regards to approaching women

Prove they are

luv greenary me

God waits for his unfurlment in man

poo... smells?

Don't know sorry

YES
We can watch every ghibli film together with our new japanese wives. I have bipolar btw if that matters

got a 2dayer for making a similar post

you can hear their plummy accents mate, you might not notice being a jf but they are poshos

I can't find the green fields of england anywhere else on the planet

grass just burns or dies or is fake everywhere else

poo smells

Diana Smith was so beautiful

Lord up in of this time bitch

Pennsylvania the grass is real

you were saying this this morning heatherpaedo

rorke playing with his fidget spinner

mad how the japanese barely eat any vegetables besides spring onion and cabbage

t. not Shawn Michaels

op osmlesl

wait until you see ireland m8

poo slurp

youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY

this is grim

why do we have all those fields if we can't feed ourselves

and now we're covering those fields in stupid solar panels that don't work

scremaign

Love the band Confidence Man. Janet Planet is an unreal bird too

We're genuinely the most hated people on earth aren't we?

Social media is full of Anti-British content

poo

every single job I've ever had has been through nepotism

latinas love caliente creampies

Shaggers what frag do you wear

Play the victim more big baby

mad how I'm a NEET and yet I still fear the Monday with its toil

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youtube.com/watch?v=FrCu32bAWks

poo

TARMAC THE LAKE DISTRICT
BUILD ENDLESS TOWER BLOCKS
FILL THEM WITH AFRICANS

would take a trillion writers in a billion different languages to write something that even begins to express how much i hate spainpaedophile

ive definitely come down with a cold. toil was horrible. i was telling people ive got hayfever but i know its not. i feel like pure shite. burning up and freezing cold. sore throat. no appetite. i shouldnt even be driving. got 2 more work days. dentist wednesday. supposed to be getting my car into a garage later in the week. this cold couldnt have come on a worse week. i never should have ridden in a bus on Thursday, let alone 2 buses.

the bradleyposter is on a madone tonight

how is this still up

Isn't a creampie just normal unprotected sex when the guy cums in the girl

youtube.com/watch?v=sdFwmXktSts

listen to how these people speak, it's like a religion

the singular bradleyposter

the janny approves of the message

Mad how early Gabbie Carter walled

I didn't know Kelly Brook got so fat

she ran the marathon

Harry Judd, 21.75 miles covered, 3hr 14min 37sec estimated finish time
Sir Jason Kenny, 18.64 miles in, 3hr 39min 35sec
Sir Andrew Strauss, 15.53mi, 3hr 49min 10sec
John Terry, 15.53mi, 4hr 3min 33sec
Joe Wicks, 6.21mi, 5hr 14min 02sec
Alexandra Burke, 6.21mi, 5hr 19min 44sec
Romesh Ranganathan, 9.32mi, 5hr 20min 49sec
Kelly Brook, 9.32mi, 6hr 11min 36sec

50% isn't bad considering agriculture contributes to about 1% of the total gdp
our farms are some of the most efficient in the world, but it just doesn't make much money

youtu.be/H-t1xYM9r7I

avatarfagging nigger will never know the feeling of being healthy and normal

Haha yes mate I am responsible for both that post and

If you're going to bait Lee, you need to do better than just straight up posting a pony.

yurp

lol

Fat lasses are the best for sex. Sorry but it's true.

Holy hell she's sexy
Those chebs mmmmm

scawstg

Stay between the flags you bloomin drongo

mad that things are in fact happening

Pope died lads

like what dear?

it actually is mad if you think about it

Queen blew up

Not another one!

True statement

Habit Rouge EdT

rorke bought some new creps

get it made

9.32mi, 6hr 11min 36sec

i could easily walk that with no training

lads hitler died

what now?

Never goon. Please, never goon.

Ah fuck he was one of the good guys

this is it
the last ever /brit/

We're coming after you.

WE GOON

NHS to test all ‘trans’ children for autism

Every child referred to a gender clinic will be screened under new guidance following Cass Review

I mean

that would have made sense a long time ago

We have to fulfil his legacy

never poo

leftypol feeling proper smart because he doesn't believe in flat earth fuckery

Feel bad for him tbqh lads

Seems he prefers being hospitalised now to having his own flat with a big telly to watch the golf on and cook his own tea.

I can't believe that for how schizo he is, how come he's never ever replied to someone? Or made a post that isn't the usual daily pictures routine

various things, in fact, are happening
mental even