follow moo dengs good example edition
/brit/
moo deng. baby hipo
*bites your arm*
just been having a convo with chatgpt about how jews control the media, probably the only time it ever disagrees with me about anything
Saint Paisios said that discernment is the second-most important virtue after love, and he said that modern man is severely lacking in discernment.
odd
ask grok about that
.
sir is that the lord shiva sir? jai hind death to bakastan bhenchod
Is that like a P over J mbti thing, what's that mean
Who /Dummy/ here
woke up and my pol bait thread is still going strong
My working memory is just swiss cheese man, it's just all a bunch of fucking cheese
A ching chong on my ding dong
1pbtid
aff tae bed
nite troops x
Trying to see people as God sees them?
moo deng will grow up to be a killer
hippos are monsters
Give Kari gf.
toil.....
asian girl fashion is so cute
lotr is utterly fascist
if you dont have elf blood youre basically a subhuman and should kys in that world
even poor king theoden had to be distantly 1% elf because obviously a human untermensch couldnt be brave
Fuck elves in general, sick of them
Speak a lil Chinese for em derek
alri gn lad
Wizards, Dwarves, Hobbits, Men, got no time for the rest. Get rid of them.
JRR Tolkein: you know what would liven up this boring ass white people scene? *licks lips and rubs hands* How about a SONG
alri gothmog
lads how do i lose weight without exercising or eating less?
rorke protesting the assertion that he's "built for it" and as he's stomping in anger his big fat ghetto booty bounces out of his shorts
Get rucking brother
isn't the entire thing about hobbits being unusually brave and hardy though
Erm, this girl is of legal age correct?
Politics is unironically manipulation bait for retarded people
It attracts stupid people that think they are smart people also
had sex with a black man, no im not racist
Saint Paisios said that heterochromia is a blessing
Need half English half Italian gf right this second lads
just want to win the lottery so i dont have to work, hate work more than anything
moodengaleng
who's that then
Mary Travis Kelley
theyre rabbits
In her early 20s.
Kari Lawler computer nerd gf
Kari Lawler Travis Kelley
a nightmare of elm street? tranner confrimed
this is why trans women are bttert than cis women
TRANS RIGHTS
Are you not amused Travis Kelley?
We need to protect nature and eradicate the excess brown biomass. 500 million humans, tops.
In half her videos she’s wearing spandex yoga pants and you can see the shape of her tummy. Definitely bio-fem.
This beer is fantastic
Pic sauce?
Why are you drinking an Oktoberfest beer in spring?
I was celebrating a certain someone's 136th birthday
any man living a pseudoexistence which
passes for life
the truth will set you free some day
i gave my cousin head
hate how catchy it is
Got the gimmick generator going
PENG PENG PENG
hungry jacks beckons...
So you want hungry jacks then, doo doo nigga?
You know something must be good if catyank thinks it’s evil
oh my days did the man really xeet that
hate it when runts go on about the writing of the original digimon anime being better than the original pokemon anime
they're posting twitter links now
Just saw a horrible tranny at work. A 60 year old freak in a short dress, lipstick, long grey hair and enormous fake tits with fake nipples poking through. What in the goddamn?
I hate muslims
so much this!!
Fuck why couldn't she have been 20 not 60 ffs
toil activated
Monday morning and back at toil, nose to the grindstone lads.
might watch digimon
Don't like this Robert Pattinson being a good actor now thing, I don't like that he's thinking we think Robert Pattinson is a good actor even though... even though we both know he good but not like of the tier he think he is, you know what I'm saying?
The gunshot wounds of your enemies become astounding
I feel bad for them, the same way i feel when i see a homeless person. it’s not like they don’t have any responsibility for their own lives, but I can understand how the constant rape that is living in modern society can drive a person to that point
He watches from across the lot
Arms crossed, unreadable
You’ll run out of bullets before you run out of reasons
He chuckles
But don’t let that stop you
3 salmon burgers
1 bowl of Nissin Raoh Tonkatsu Ramen with minced garlic
1 small bowl of greek yogurt with banana slices
2 large plates of sweet butter lettuce salad with Zesty Italian dressing
What all did you lads eat today?
You dream of the trigger
You dream of the click
You dream of the blood spray on the concrete
You wake up smiling
Or
Maybe you never slept
Make it right
Bowl of SPECIAL K
8 slices of DOMINOES
2 FOR MEN DAILY VITAMINZZZ
poo mostly
Only thing Skyrim has on Oblivion is archery.
You know this ain’t winning right
You’re just losing slower
You nod
Like it’s an order
You step over another body
Off out to film a youtube video and anxietytoil is strong, wondering how our Tom had so much confidence
you that train guy?
maybe.... but the train niche isn't very lively so I'm doing other videos, actually my "first" other video was a success(ish)
do you mind linking your channel again ill give it a watch
Today i'm in /brit/
thought tranny on female porn would be hot because i like futa x female hentai but its insanely grotesque
maybe you just haven't found the right pair yet
Trains is hard job. Best of luck lad.
somethings not right
Galadriel but it’s actually Belle Delphine and instead of a phial of magic starlight water it’s elf girl bath water.
were you donating to girl gamer streamers again rorke
its just this weird half flaccid mockery of a woman looks so bizarre next to an actual one
moved my plant to the harshest sun in the yard and stopped watering it and it stopped dying. some plants like to be abused
Did the same with my mum
it's just a jump to the left
reality is nothing like the cartoons
you don’t say
Any massive cats in?
silence you pallid snow demon
silence yourself you asiatic nordoid beast
I mean this with the utmost respect, but consider some speech therapy classes. Your speech impediment doesn't lend itself to voice-overs very well and will hurt your growth as people will not want to listen to you, not enjoy listening to you, or may even struggle with understanding you.
Keep it up though. Good on you for giving it a go and taking feedback, other stuff people said in the comments you've already decided to take on.
Don't you dox me wholesome content nigga
a monstrously corpulent mongrel me
you whacky knobhead
Taking a couple steps back, Oppenheimer might be Christopher Nolan's worst movie
Emma Watson’s farts smell pooey.
lost that sparkle in my eye
No, fuck that, I disagree. Don't let an audience dictate anything. They are your slaves.
corr
Wasn't it just sunny and 20 degrees for like 2 weeks straight? What's going on?
ANSWER ME CUNT
reddit weather
The Canada liberals are ending gunControl because gun ownership isn’t a class. The resources are better invested in community quality such as 3rdSpaces or loiter spaces. Shootings only happen when someone doesn’t belong or community quality is bad, both are solved by communication and thirdSpaces/loitering is important for that.
It's going to be like that with you. Well I give up. Is that what you wanted?
Cheers to the UQ and cheers the poor winning the property war.
Low income housing is natural.
A great business.
It’s suspicious if it’s difficult to do.
Is this a Anon Babble 3x3
BlocQuébécois & Green & NDP & Liberals will form stronger coalition and with ever greater diversity & ever greater feminism.
yanks are mental
Just did a 10 second eggy fart and my arsehole feels wet
moo deng is getting LARGER
Is there any way nigeria and india improve over the next 20 years and they all stop coming here?
my pussy my rules
prepare you anus for indian or paki refugees
might abandon my elderly mother and flee to singapore
wake up brits
time to get ready for work
Not me been up all night
he’s right though apps like that are just for disgusting thirdies
FART ON MY BALLS MOMMY
You guys should continent swap. Western Europe gets western half of Africa, western half of Africa gets western Europe. Europe's old man and you're clinging to it.
Already there, bit fucking early, shall be leaving early
Post it on reddit next time, yeah?
and miss the show? if it really kicks off, you'll see jeets and pakis kill each other all over britain
unless they get clever and attack whites then frame the other side
Grim
Hate hot weather
Nigs get more aggressive and normaldrones become loud and never shut up about their drinking
Prole yokels need to be servile and kept under their hoodies
send the buggers back
something i've noticed about yanks is they actually enjoy spending money unnecessarily
Even me?
That's what it's for
Nice day aye
Would love to have seen her bumhole twitch during that
Street sweeper on a phone call talking in his gibberish language sure he'll be on the phone all day, what do these fuckers talk about 24/7?
why aye man
could be nicer
Talking to the 30 family members they share a flat with all doing a similar job and on the phone all day to each other
Alri Emma.
the theory is that most wogs are essentially illiterate, even in their own “languages”, which is why they talk on the phone much more than text
now on the topic of what they talk about or whom they talk to i have no idea, not a wog you see
Have to appreciate what you've got I reckon
wonder if sex with with this creature counts as a threesome
I have no appetite for murder we should all get along, although there is a limit on the amount of people we can keep safe from the hellscape of the third world.
why you talking to a street sweeper
ask their husband
can barely manage half an hour on the phone with the pair-o-runts haven't got a clue what on earth they can go on about for the whole day
they must be narrating their lives or something like that
Facking laverly. Got any ones with poo coming out afterwards, like a little reward
which beloved british celebrity do you think will be posthumously outed as a paedophile lads?
i've got my money on stephen fry (almost too obvious) and david attenborough
reckon graham norton too but not strictly a paedo, just a little bit rapey with women much younger than him
I genuinely don't know what they talk about.
we used to have our own working class do that sort of thing, now all the triggers are on the dole
their husband
Achievement unlocked: boink the 2-headed chick
Browns are life unworthy of life, aka biomass.
Sir Keir Starmer
Put all the browns into a slurry maker, and pour it all out into the sea
I think Graham Norton *might* be gay anon
women
huh
i thought graham norton was gay?
have all the browns work and then tax them so i can get my gyro
shag the browns to death
oh bugger i was thinking of someone else whose name i can't remember
still, wouldn't be surprised if graham norton pulled a kevin spacey
Pump the browns full of helium so they all float away
pint of lager, eating a packet of crisps
now tell me whose a bloke as nice as this
body has been in a permanent state of aching for weeks
reckon ive got internal cancer or osmethign
turn them into hash browns and eat them all aha
watched 12 years a slave (2013) the other night
it has benedict cumberbatch and brad pitt in it and they both say the nigger word
what word is that
when are australians obsessed with africans even though australia is 99% white. anyone would think you were a bbc obsessed cuckold
another week of work
alri mr garrison
australia is 99% white
incels have it worse than blacks
... that's the perfect cover
when are you going to shut up
Stephen Fry was an unmedicated bipolar cocaine addict in the 80s with a predilection for young men I'd suck him off if it turned out he hadn't slept with someone under the age of 16.
short week for me, 4 days off
nothing more rage inducing than biting into an apple and it's horrible and mealy
might order some breakfast in
what about a dingo eating your baby
just mix it in a bowl with your own cum and eat it like porridge
could be worse, could find a worm, or even worse, half a worm
left toil early today because i couldn't be arsed
nun lil toilberg cud do
hear much about this so called "toil"
needless to say, i shant be participating
smithers look GARBO is coming!
catberg demanding cuddletoil
diegos a cannibal now as well?
was just saying this to my horse mates down at the stable
found a discarded 2.5kg weight in the bush hell yeah
diego the (((landlord))) from (((north london)))
any amount of toil is inhumane, but 8 hours a day, 5 days a week as the standard? oftentimes only earning enough to just barely scrape by? that's a level of cruelty that satan himself couldn't imagine in his darkest fantasies
i don’t toil
Good lad
what did you get up to on your mandatory enforced 2-week break from Anon Babble then?
worked for 2-3 months of my life and it was genuinely a traumatic experience
throwing a bucket of gruel down the cellar stairs so my evil disfigured twin doesn't try to escape this week
remember fatpheebs?
grotesquely obese, pug-ugly, and a tranny to boot?
how does someone like that not immediately kill themselves?
i played video games
since it's been back, i've played no video games
get the coloureds wanked
same, briefly had a full time job for about that amount of time. was fucking hard so i quit
getting the off peak train to toil today
cant be arsed
bring me that twinks head
If you ever had sex with prostitutes you're not incel, you literally have sex
So you ASCENDED, you shouldn't be posting here, you are FAKECEL, you're a SEXHAVER, you don't understand what is to be denied the ultimacy of intimacy with a femaloid.
I despise you. NT sexhaver. And don't come with "hur dur but they still don't desire me so I'm a inkwell" BOLLOCKS! WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT FOIDS FEELINGS? THEY'RE FAKE AFTER ALL AND CAN CHANGE IN A BLINK, THE THING IS TO HAVE ACCESS TO PUSSY AND YOU HAD IT YOU FAKECEL NORMIE NT BABOON SON OF A BITCH.
Sometimes I feel I'm the only TRUECEL in this godamn fakecel.is forum! I can't even imagine that!
Sex havers are free to post but the one banned is me, the ultimate truecel trait. Fuck that!
none of this is particularly inaccurate but being this nasty isnt good for your brain
good morning lads
why is "people of colour" ok to say but "coloured people" isn't?
why is black ok but brown and yellow isn't
Anon Babble was down for 2 weeks?
Mmm slop
don't think it's nasty, my description was one of clinical detachment and objective analysis
BRIT RAGE MORALFAGGING
toiling all week
also toiling on saturday
then toiling on the monday bank holiday
lads... maybe the NEETbros are onto something...
can't see a child without picturing them in the same position as that boy in the red t shirt who washed up on the beach. there is no redemption. since we let him die then we let all of them die.
cant fucking stand people who the worst thing that has ever happened to them is their parents divorced or grandparents died
no it was out for 11 days you fuckin druggo
it's just pasta in sauce, could be worse
day 4,765 of waiting for the first good euro post
???
kek same
what would you do if you had nothing to lose
The environment can suck my dick.
What's it ever done for us?
First it's too hot then it's too cold. Everything's trying to kill you.
You have to chop everything down, dig it up and take control of it to live comfortably.
fell in love with a mutual friend and she doesnt like me that way
grim days lads
feels like ateenager again
Grandparents were all dead by the time I was 16. Have no memories of either of my granddads since one died when my dad was a kid and the other died just after I was born.
I’m surprised more people aren’t taking the absolute piss out of Wired for this. I guess in 2025 Wired is no longer considered a relevant (or reputable) company.
they're making fun of incels on telly again
yakult makes me go poo poos
there was a load of websites running a similar line
it was a coordinated demoralisation op
no one can read it because its behind a jew wall
we already had femoids, fine and powerful
then women pathetically reciprocated with moids and now these retards are using foids to counter moids
they deserve misery
incels is
you ought not use such sites
stay here where its warm and fuzzy and post poo and bradleys with us
just because you were raped doesnt mean other people dont feel things
foid is so much more fun to say than femoid thoughbeit
less hateful too, it even sounds like a term of endearment
my dearest foid...
Seems like they're just scared of the quiet, can't be with their own thoughts for 10 minutes so always need some external stimulation
timothy shooting up a school because his 87 year old grandma died
i've got theumatoid arthritis from pulling weeds all day at toil and a bad back from pushing around wheelbarrows full of dirt
stardew valley told me that working on a farm would be fun and there would be cute girls aplenty, they lied to me
theumatoid arthritis
ive got poomatoid arseritis from smoking weed all day
dont understand how AI can watch videos and describe whats in them when it doesnt have eyes
just be nice to people is an ok philosophy until the definition of nice means me getting up every day to fucking work so they can tax me to pay for some other fat cunt with chronic fatigue to eat sausages in front of the telly for 60 years
it's not fair that i should be the subject of ridicule for an honest typo
where we're going we don't need eyes anymore
people who are on the phone a lot have no inner monologue
big belly small tits is an elite combo lads
hate picking a pussy spot and it has that bacterial smell for a brief moment
got chronic fatigue, fibromyalgia and mentho elf me. it lusjh
perpetuating the inner monologue NPC shite in 2025 is low vibrational as hell my nigga
you have no womb, you have no eggs, you have no ovaries, you have no fear of God. good day
long covid myself
nothing better on this entire earth than some cold crisp grapes right out of the fridge
meant a pussy spot as in a pus-filled spot
calm down diego
i only watch porn in which the performers are married in real life
for me its when they’re both men and they have their cock in each others arses
corrrrrr
yeah didn't click it the first time either
what about doing a nice big poo, the kind of which you got absolutely everything out and it leaves tingling sensations in your rectum afterwards, often accompanied by very satisfying dry farts?
You never see black people with Eastern European surnames
You see English, Scottish, French, Spanish, Jewish, even East Asian occasionally. You never see a mixed nigga named Tyrese Czyrniański
need to decide if im going to work this afternoon
ive definitely come down with a cold
not good for delivering shopping with one nostril running and the other blocked by yellow mucus
already cancelled the dentist for Wednesday
but its not a good time financially to be having time off work
setting my nans dog on fire
less hateful too
that's precisely the problem
bee just fell out of the sky onto my leg
hate thah half the bees i see are in a bad state. what are we doing to these wonderful creatures
even East Asian occasionally
yeah?
ooo you're 'ard x
do mixed race asian and black people have weird cocks like really short and thick or does it all even out genetically
people have paid sick leave these days mate. you're not a victorian coal miner
People keep saying "I'm sorry to hear that" when I tell them my sister died before I was born. I wasn't alive until 4 years after and my parents wouldn't have wanted another one if she lived so I'm not really hurt by it.
Yeah, like Naomi Osaka (tennis player) and Rui Hachimura (nigger)
femoids made me this way
what ever happens next is on them
Yeah, they have really weird extra small penises because BBC is a Jewish myth
dont do this greg
asda dont have paid sick leave
if i dont work today i dont get paid for today
could probably get a few more hours sleep then after a shower and force down some toast ill manage
or call in now and stay in bed all day
yeah?