bladee edish
/brit/
wahey de lads we are so BACK what did you do with all the Anon Babble-free time you had these last few weeks then haha x
bladee is legit femboy music
been looking for a job for a month. Not had a single interview. Had one call with a recruiter and got ghosted, never heard back from her after that.
I'm looking for minimum wage office jobs basically. I want white collar because if I had to go work in a warehouse or at a restaurant instead with all the nons I'd rather just kms
went on holiday with gfberg
on the dating apptoil
dieg got shagged
Any stories of anyone doing the channel crossing as a white british person just to see what it's like? You could pretend to be Albanian or whatever. Sounds like an easy way to get a new identity. Surely criminals do that actually?
um hello ma'am rather large appendage you have there haha
um
yeh loads of stories
is diego the new pope then?
was on the sharty and wanking
you don't 'swipe' on hinge
my last interview was a mistake
they weren't even fucking hiring, they called me in BY MISTAKE
two hours each way i travelled to that, pissed me right off
Mummy Milfs!
surely you could have done something by mistake to even the scores
the best thing you can do is waste their time
sucking a covfefe
last interview I had (December) I travelled the day before, stayed the night, all at my own expense, didn't get it
Was the only interview I've had
leaked image of the Anon Babble hacker
apparently wine drinking among younger french people has dropped significantly due to the rise of craft beers
I’m 65 years old just starting getting into Limp Bizkit rock on!!!!
grim
alcohol is haram though
Is that Spotemgottem? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Spotemgottem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Spotemgottem and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy. That nigga Spotemgottem stole my heart and drank my seed.
in a hundred years time french people will be claiming they invented beer
A pride parade is at 'serious risk' of being cancelled, organisers have claimed.
Posting on their Facebook page on Friday, organisers of Worthing Pride said that it had seen a decline in businesses applying to take part and no sponsors so far.
They said: "Last year we had over 35 local businesses and 500 people involved in the parade.
"This year we have had six businesses apply apply to date.
"We also have no parade sponsor this year. Its a real tough time for all Pride [events]."
asian girls? i sleep
asian boys? real shit
fags need to feel afraid to go out in public
got the oblivion remaster installing x
dasha has 6 months to live
lads why are my hair and beard such different colours
Mental how this is happening all over the country since USAID was cancelled
due to woke
dunking a garden slugs into garlic butter and sucking them down
didn't ask
source?
I did
if you were a girl you'd just exclusively shag black men wouldnt you
been running for over 10 years and never had bleeding nipples
dont know how these freaks have nipples bleeding all over
disgusting
The year is 2027. It's a time of great innovation
spotemgottem!
poo, but digital
Balding, farting, gaming, masturbating and posting in my childhood bedroom.
back on my bullshit
applied to be the next pope, waiting for a call back about the interview
only aging millenial mfers know what the fuck this is
Corporations have more power than the government
looks like a horilla on the rleft
horilla
Costa del Mablethorpe, Lincolnshire you are lovely today
leftypol has absolutely lost the plot
Tax wealth not work am i right lads
mateberg is having an animal costume party for his bday. im going as a pige
dasha who i hope its that cheating slut catholic larper whore from red scare
just remembered that aussie lad that ate a slug for banter and turned into a spacker
from the river to the sea, transwomen use their cocks to pee
want an american gf
i say tax incels
screaming
anyone else ever realise that no woman will ever choose to be with them and get really sad at that fact? don't even want a shag just some companionship would be nice
its no margate
she has breasts
...yh
cheers geoff
yeah but the leaky pg tips are aching for dem 3 pm yams
she's an argie though
I hate knowing how happy Scousers are today
don't think you're gonna make much money doing that mate
what does this even mean anymore
get some help instead of slabbering this shite 24/7
does anyone else hate it when these spud vans give free spuds to their customers? i want to see them charge the hell out of their customers. it hurts to see them do free give aways.
used to but then i got a gf. so i would say never say never and keep trying. definitely wont happen if you give up
yeah british as pork pie that
still don't fully understand how eating a slug in front of your mates counts as banter and wasn't just him trying to fit in with a bunch of lads who were all just pretending to like him but in reality just kept him around to laugh at him
Footage of rap group Kneecap allegedly calling for the death of British MPs is being assessed by counter-terrorism police. A video has emerged of the west Belfast trio at a November 2023 gig appearing to show one person from the band saying: "The only good Tory is a dead Tory. Kill your local MP." The Metropolitan Police also said that another video, from November last year, is being assessed. The footage appeared to show a band member shouting "up Hamas, up Hezbollah" at a performance in London.
Hope they get locked up if i cant criticise unchecked immigration on facebook they shouldnt be allowed to call for murder in public
waaaaaaaaaahey
The black paedophiles are looking forward to having sex with the young school children are they yeah?
pork pie
phwoar could go for one of them
well you've got no chance with that attitude, maybe start doing something that'll make you feel better about yourself then you can find some 3/10 at your local pub who may find you charming
puppo
booba
the film Crash (2004) shows why a multicultural and multiracial society cannot work
right
celtic win
liverpool win
bad weekend for rorke
bad weekend for britain
it is finished
don't worry
Bleu de chanel smells like pencil shavings
It’s a beautiful Sunday afternoon Rorke have one fucking day off why don’t you
iggy my man what is this shite
they're lefties so no action will be taken
celtic win
isn't that just the standard all the time? scottish football must be boring as fuck to watch if you aren't a celtic fan
Hate my life
you should be worried about your mental illness
don't wear that perfume shit personally
no its not boring
The lovely Asian women everyone
cronem fiending for a clickum
All non-Celtic fans in Scotland are bizarre freaks anyway
we love these women, don't we folks
for me, its LV Afternoon Swim
the bhoy in the shite pyjamas
LIVERPOO
oh who won the league? celtic again you say? for the hundredth time in a row?
yeah truly riveting stuff
want to shag an asian woman, and likely could, but i feel that it would be accepting my status of being an incel who cant get white women
That's the Iso E Super compound
dont like this anti incel rhetoric
celtic fans are irish freaks who should go back to ireland
everyone on planet earth loves the irish
the only people who don't are the english
AYAYAYAYYAAYYAAYAY AYAYAY AYYAYYYA YAYAYAYA AYAYYAAYY YAYAYYAYA
well scotland has the highest match attendance numbers in europe per captita, so clearly it's not too boring to watch
quick and vicious violations are about to tek place
kys heathermong
why are celtic (the footy team) and celtic (the people/culture) pronounced differently?
don't think the israelis are fond either desu
Irish IQ
you're a delusional bead rattling tarrier fenian
want to fuck a black woman they have amazing arses
any gay homosexuals in?
Did I ask
who is that
you're mistaken it's actually pronounced celtic and not celtic it's easy to mix them up
calm down stair surfer
mmmhmmm yes very progressive leftypol very kind
there wont be any okoreans left in 20 years
well you're half right
kys heathermong
tried some homosexual sex when i thought i was bi and really wasn't into it so wasn't bi anyway
if i was heathermong i would tell you to go home and get your fucking dollhouse
going to name my sons jolyon, cosmo and bertie
straight homosexual me
kys heathermong
*taps your ring doorbell 500 times at 3am*
making gnocchi with onion, garlic, mackerel, olives. The lads at the office aren't going to appreciate this one LOL
scaakdkfm
among us ahh code
what do you reckon is the percentage of women that would willingly shit in your mouth and you didn't need to pay for it? just a women who was attracted enough to you and into it enough they would do it
must be as low as 0.1% of the entire female human race surely
must be almost as rare as winning the lottery
pretty sure thats heuberts thing actually
Asian women need BWC liberation.
got the dhoop cones on
nag champa
gnocchi is just potato and flour mate
turn off your ring doorbell
wait until 3 am
violently attack her and beat her
drag her into the road
pour vodka all over her
police assume she was pissed and a victim of a hit and run
easy solution
Remember when people actually thought Big Obese Ange was a good manager who would do big things with Spurs? LOL
timmy's crush
timmy's "bwc"
CIVIL WAR SOON
im going deeper underground. theres too much panic in this town
actually they aren't always made from potato, some varieties are made with wheat and ricotta cheese, or even just wheat and eggs like regular pasta, then you also get stuffed gnocchi which have various fillings
would be funny if you were linking to an image of timmy's bwc but the link didn't work because it doesn't exist but you simply aren't clever enough to think of something that witty
Going to fry some onions and bell peppers and then eat them in a sandwich for dinner. No I'm not a vegan or a vegetarian or anything but I am poor.
But he was so successful at Celtic how could he possibly not dominate the premier league?
Another one of your bizarre violent fantasies against women is it Rorke?
dig into dem archives boy x
how about poo gnocchi?
If you're on PC and have an Nvidia card I recommend using frame generation.
The framerate is fucking mental, even on high end PCs. Digital Foundry did a video on it and the bloke said it's one of the worst games he has played for performance.
Framegen makes it more bearable. I played the original on 360 anyway so I'm used to it being a mess. The remaster has SOUL since they left all the jank in, the levelling and balancing is better though
it's actually really good they're just going to have to put up with the smell
seems you were too dense to understand the point I was making which makes sense considering I did say you weren't clever enough
don't tell me what to do
bent twat
Show Sectarianism the Red Card
weird how most brits are so confused at the thought of not eating meat with every single meal every day
historically it was perfectly normal here, and still is in most other countries
even povvos can eat better than that. you're also lazy
what, all of that IN the gnocchi?
Absolutely kino that game, shame the sequel ended on a cliffhanger and the studio is basically dead
I haven't got a graphics card, I'm running the latest intel AI laptop CPU chip
I'll try find out if it supports frame gen
no reason in the modern day to do it other than being a vegetarian or poor
Why do prole runts like to listen to music at work?
rorke listening to gluee and wod like a real bladee fan
leftypol listening to 333 and crest because its trending on tiktok
So what?
should i install a mod to turn off levelled reward/loot items?
you're bald LOL
modern day english men are the biggest pussies on planet earth
it's in the sauce, I'm not an animal
they should have remastered morrowind it has a much more interesting setting and story than oblivion and the constant oblivion gates are a boring slog after the first half dozen or so
wrong one
Why not
historically it was perfectly normal here
it wasnt by choice though was it.
rich people (who had the choice) ate it daily
If you called in would you be smart enough to debate him or would he expose you for being a gammon faced mongo?
latex gf
What cheap but enjoyable meal can you have for dinner then?
tbf only read half your post
would be very hard to do because it would have to be completely remade from scratch and take ages
im saddened you didnt reply to my post about escargot and oysters
I'd just call him an ugly mick cunt
he's thick as pigswill mate
got a head full of hair like a greek towel boy can you say the same lad xx
white race traitors are all cowardly pussies who are living a lie for monetary gain and a pat on the back
James O’Brien, or as I prefer to call him, Rorkeslayer
oh it's comin. £60 please mate cheers
A Japanese gal ate my ass the other day it was grand
Sardines, tomato sauce and toast
the renaissance man
god forbid game developers make a game from scratch. we definitely dont want that
would happily pay £60 for a decent morrowind remake
peng
carbonara
fish finger sandwiches
poo
baked tater with beans. BOSH
pasta bake
the jews solution to managing a country full of non whites is to create a mass surveillance technocratic state that spies on everyone 24/7
no cream in carbonara
corrrr
might do a cheesy tuna baker tonight now
and this is why they'll never make a new elder scrolls they already have their money printers set up and ready to go
chicken and sardine curry for tea
thats not how it works though. they have to consider time and money and testing the waters. morrowind has a lot more text and new players might not be able to handle it so oblivion was the better option to start. fallout 3 is coming next
Probably, given his 'arguments' are simply emotional ones wrapped in verbose claptrap and designed to belittle the heavily-vetted Gammons™ who are permitted to interact with him on air, rather than argue any real point of view.
Cheaper than an onion and a bell pepper and a loaf of bread, mind. Eating pollock are you?
need to stop smoking the green, making me anxious
add a bit of paprika to the tuna mayo, thank me later
sardine cunny for tea
through sheer willpower the brave people and fighters of gaza have defeated the evil demonic jewish state and their plans for extermination
thinkin bout their downy pink little fannoise
a big juicy roast arse
they just slapped new graphics on the broken gamebryo engine and charged $50 for it
now they've made a killing off that they can reasonably propose to their soulless corpo overlords that they spend money remaking the best game in the series from the ground up (including voice acting etc)
anyway the likelihood they'd remake the game and keep the mechanics the same are close to zero
just wait for skywind
theyre all laughing like it really is an arse in the og image
mental how yanks still try to push this idea of white unity upon everyone else despite the fact that no one other than them are interested in it
sorry but I'm simply never going to feel unity with some fella from poland because we're both white
was a lad here that used to eat sardine currys 4 / 5 days a week
is that you sardine lad?
Just killed america in HOI4. They are dead, gone. Soviets are next.
well rorke?
Have you lot seen the weather for next week? Bit peng
pasta delivery
sunday dinner at the leftypol household
have about 200 hours in that game and only play land locked nations because I don't understand the navy at all
used to smoke socially all the time but i never liked it enough to build my tolerance very high. now i'll do a small amount when i want to mong out and watch a film, but very infrequently. really dont know how you can get addicted to the stuff.
going to stir fry some broccoli and bok choi to have with my chicken tendies
dummy peng as it were
sovl
Everything feels incredibly "off" and unpleasent when im not smoking it, fried my dopamine receptors i reckon
did rorke make germany win in the video game? how very original
Good lad. Keep away from nicotine pouches.
rorke waking up and checking the 43 substacks hes subscribed to
bluds hairline is gone
some of the fake holocaust stories are so absurd and ridiculous that they make me laugh for hours on end
Never mind bell pepper has mold all over it and fungus growing all over the seeds inside aha. Toast for dinner again.
rorke watching the tesco delivery man from the top of the stairs
mate used to smoke it all day every day and said he would smoke a spliff as soon as he woke up because he wouldnt feel normal without it.
rorke reading up on the news from vancouver with a big smile getting reading to post in the group facebook chat before being disappointed learning it wasn't a muslim
go to tesco and buy a clue
get him tranq'd and slap on one of those slow release fin patches
Mate it's not called Mold any more, it's Yr Wyddgrug
It's really easy. A few tips:
play as britain a few times to get experience
task forces should generally be 50+ ships, or about 20-40 submarines
task force = cluster of ships that roam together
most the time just put them on task force around the mainland of your nation where they sit in dock waiting for enemies
spam cas and fighters to boost supremacy for invasions
Otherwise the easy thing is just use submarines and just convoy raid if you have the fuel. It's easy and you leave them to it. Play a bit, I was the same but until I tried it properly it's not my favorite aspect and I play to get a giga navy. Some wars are just to sieze navies for US invasion.
Bit weird innit that the green isn’t legal in the UK yet
are chadders
Can't afford a clue.
Love playing games on PC for the sex arse mods and better performance but I can't be fucked with the different launchers.
Why does every cunt want their own launcher? Just let me buy and play a game through Steam you Jewish cunts.
ummm sar, you need to open Rockstar launcher to play Red Dead
ummm goy, you need to open Epic games store to play Rocket League
ummm incel, you need to open Ubisoft Connect to play Battlefield
ummm sweaty, you need to open Battle.net to play WoW
ummm hun, you need to open EA play to-
FUCK OFFFFFFF FUCKING FUCK OFF!
aaaaaaaahhHhAaaaahhAAAAAHHHH REEEEE REEEEEE!
What about vapes are they in or are they out. Feel like people aren't so interested after Keir put the fruity disposable ones in the shitter.
100% will be next election if labour win, it's a trump card they'll play for yoof support
who is this and how much to see her fanny
Not really, it's very harmful.
got the cans in haven't i?
t. guy who is opening a can with a cigarette in the same hand
don't like the look of that
grim
jamie chadwick
3 time w-series world champion
Not really, it's very harmful.
The Asian Fanny. Divine.
USAID says no more money
suddenly just stop oil "quit"
suddenly stonewall has 0 money
suddenly a bunch of other faggot shit has no more money
suddenly no more sponsors for other woke/faggot shit
HMMMMMMMMMM
HMMMMMMMMMM
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
so hot. need a black gf who does this for me
is the football going well fellows
american "men" go out and say they aren't racist on live television when their white child gets raped and murdered by a feral black
don't care to be honest
enjoy the loading shaders lad
...yh
take your meds schizo
FOUR LETTERS
ONE WORD
UHUH
is the football going well tottenham fan fellows?
apply apply
fucked it. AHHAHAHAHAHA
why even use mocap if you're just imitating fake looking video game character animations anyway
hangover has faded enough to have a drink wahey
i don't usually post on /brit/ (now)
but when i do, i make the best darn posts here
well yeah. it doesn't really add up. there's *some* evidence that homicidal gas chambers were used in 2 of the 'death camps'. but there's more evidence a huge amount of confabulation has taken place
EUROPA CHAMPIONS 2025
kier starmer
get the niggers housed
watching a video on those african hunter gatherers and they just snap a bushbabies arms and legs to keep it alive but not go rotten
grim bastards
just seen a nsfw video of a black women squeezing a poo out of her arse and all over herself as well as pissing all over herself
Just lock it at 60fps jeez it's oblivion not rocket league you don't need 200fps
clairo sex
the best OC in /brit/ history
Didn't get past the first bit of piss personally, something wrong with you mate?
I don't eat it with every meal but it's not dinner with zero meat. My didn't go through rationing just for me to not eat meat.
most of the "absurd and ridiculous" ones you're thinking of were never actually claimed to have happened and are mostly just schizo rambling
NEW
as opposed to a sfw video of a black women squeezing a poo out of her arse and all over herself as well as pissing all over herself?
she could do literally anything and get critical acclaim for it because it wouldnt be what she was being judged on. you now i know it why dont we stop pretending
you think she'll ever get to F1 or F2?