/brit/

Ireland simply MUST be colonised edition

Irish taught the English how to read sub-edish

I HATE WEBP SO FUCKING MUCH

africans taught europeans how to wash too

i dont

I was masturbating while looking at images like this

Monday

Canada General Election

Thursday

UK Local Elections

Saturday

Australia General Election

I'll be watching. Will you?

bedroom stinks of farts

2025

saving images

i'm still here

When i go to the UK what else should I do besides see the London and go to see Hadrian's wall?

local elections are boring and the results are forgotten in a week, so no

Canada General Election

mad how the liberals are going to win this entirely because trump talked about annexing canada for zero reason

You've been off Anon Babble for quite some time. Yes, yes, I know, you'd like to know how long.

I'm afraid it's been... ten days.

terrorist attack in Canada a day before a general election. curious

Norfolk coast
Peak district
Cornwall
Big dirty great big night out in Newcastle (fantastic city) after you've seen Hadrian's Wall as it is nearby

donate your phone to a moped enthusiast

but these ones are different
Reform are doing ABSURDLY well in the polls
Take my local for example

There is also that by election on the same day for that Labour bloke who beat up that other bloke
Think Reform might be faves in that too

I am going to the UK because it will cost a arm and leg for British stouts I am gonna be drinking stouts and having fun

is it one of those "muslim kills 30 christians, jews most affected" type terrorist attacks

see edinburgh nothing to do in the uk apart from go to london and edinburgh

well it was a Filipino festival and the guy who did the attack is an Asian (probably a Filipino)

not sure what his motive was but my money's on incel

this iiiiss, bumming on emptyyyy, poo review!

farage has made it quite clear he wants to reign as a tory, so no it isn't different

I find the Scottish and British accents hot in general sadly most of those girls will probably not be interest in a guy with a thick southern accent and massive farmers tan

Reform are a bunch of 1980s Thatcherite liberals.

They won't solve the migration issue, or carry out deportation, or resolve any social or economic problems.

poz expected to win in both Canadian and Australian elections

Reform will do nothing but disappoint and govern poorly if they ever got into power, it would be a shambles
unironically our best hope is the tory boomers realise they made a huge mistake electing Kemi as leader and they get Bobby Jenrick in

lmao jenrick is a mong

don't care. still voting Reform

fuck no he’s terrible.

he wants to fuck the women

can't help you there pal maybe ask jeeves

don't care. still voting Reform

bring back the BNP

the only hope is that things continue to get worse to the point where british people lose all faith in democracy all together and we can get a superior form of government in

when people talk about fixing the country i dont really know what they mean cause im too middle class

1m votes in 2009 for a literal nat soc party

mental times

he's no poo barmer

the only middle class left are the civil service

They won't solve the migration issue, or carry out deportation, or resolve any social or economic problems

Sure but who will?

everyone at anfield ready for a party imagine if we lose

on all levels but socioeconomically, i am working class

bread

peanut butter

banana

honey

bread

Pretty good sandwich lads

Labour have deported tens of thousands so far

Grim arse

reminds me of that 50 year old man on question time saying how his working class job is being effected by the conservative government and then after said he was making 100k a year in profit (his salary too)

I gave up on the immigrant problem a long time ago.
I just hope Reform will at least get rid of the house of Lords and disband half of the civil service, and also repeal hate speech legislation.
Farage said he was keen on closing down OFCOM which is a good sign.

having a glass of red wine
trying to settle my sorrows

brother's car got nicked the other night
bastards broke in and took the keys

Labour

adam is trying out his new gimmick in the man united match thread
he's put nail paint on and he's taking pictures of his hands pretending to be a woman

thats less than a single percent of the migrants who live here pal.

Farage said he was keen on closing down OFCOM which is a good sign.

Never forget the Hamster Forum

get rid of the house of Lords

cant even begin to imagine why this is a priority for anyone

Don't really consider myself a racist but if an advert comes on which is filled with mostly black people and/or has that hip hop dizzy rascal kind of music I make a point to never buy their product again.

Lucozade for example, very darkie coded adverts, never buying it again.

N

house of Lords seems like something traditionalists would want to preserve

My dad is a millionaire and I would consider him working class by virtue of the circumstances he was born in (poor household in shithole area to working class parents) and his general behaviour and way of speaking, which you would typically expect from someone from a working class background

don't care. still voting Reform

'groids are extremely obnoxious

this post reeks of shite and rustler burgers

House of Lords is an unelected chamber full of cumbayah boomers and people like doreen lawrence, it is cancer

in the future the house of lords will be known as the house of sheikhs

I defiitely harbour racist tendencies but I cannot let on or else my girlfriend would probably leave me
I have told her that I don't think trannies are women and she was fine with that at least

politics

we need a lee kuan yew type figure to sort this country out

Ah yes Bobby "all anti-Israel MPs must be expelled, supporting Palestine should be a criminal offence" Jenrick

was going to do something but cant remember what is was now so im just sat on the sofa

mad how women were initially pro tranny before they realised that trannies took attention away from them and now it has swung completely the other way

ok

shes fit

Won't do any of this
Zia Yusuf is the de facto leader

Well by default most mongs at palestine marches are smelly brown communists who hate you so yes, it would be based if they were arrested and jailed

a chinaman?

because its anti-democratic

on all levels but socioeconomically, i am working class

the civil service is too powerful to disband theyve been talking about it for 60 years
t. a dosser who has spent 10 years dossing about in the civil service

looking at running glasses on ali express
less than a quid and delivered in less than a week
mad what the chinese can do

It’s full of conservative and labour cronies who will do whatever they can to thwart Reform’s agenda. they can slow down the legislative process and make things difficult for Farage.
Anyway the House of Lords died a long time ago

House of Fags

you and your da buy a new home?

It's a shocking injustice that on a day as pleasant as this I cannot get steaming but only have a moderate amount of booze because the toil looms
there should be a rule that mondays are half days beginning lunchtime if the sunday is 20c and sunny or better

done me

Raped him gaped him shaped him

up the arse

your premier league winning reds

didn't ask what your da does in your newly bought home

the sweltering spring of '25

sent that poof flying back to the gay bar

lost their sovl when Firmino departed

We’re talking about closing down the problematic departments, we obviously still need the treasury, HMRC, MoD etc.

It's a shocking injustice that on a day as pleasant as this I cannot get steaming but only have a moderate amount of booze because the toil looms

there should be a rule that mondays are half days beginning lunchtime if the sunday is 20c and sunny or better

rorke wearing jeans at the beach

Depends what you like to do. Just stay in northumbria the whole time

samefag

This lad needs a national inquiry after this gangrape

poundland jeans to be precise

leftypol wearing flip flops to the supermarket

how come politicians never have policies like this? it's always boring shit about taxes and war I would vote for someone who promised your idea

it's next jeans you fucking newcunt

Reform have shown themselves to be controlled opposition. Feel like Rupert lowe actually wanted to do something and change shit so they binned him off

calm down rorke im not judging your fashion choices

WOW

business idea: ban incels from watching porn. just turns them into perverted unhinged freaks. porn should be limited to people with at least 4 recorded shags

incels should also be banned from voting, owning property, and international travel until they have sex

how do you verify this

Yeah but its been deliberately filtered so its just former MPs and party doners

based

rorke showing up to the party with an assassins creed jumper on

who do you reckon has the biggest knob

leftypol kissing his dad on the lips

Isn't Ofcom already trying to do this

Go and spray yourself with more Lynx you ape

what are you currently angry about lads?

NHS had an appointment pending for a year now

how many africans i seen moping about town for no reason

patrick crusius is honestly a good-looking dude, mental how he just needed to looksmaxx and he wouldn’t have ended up chudding out and ruining his entire life

being doxxed because i was a loaf of bread. posted an insta link that showed my profile.

coolest guy in the room desu

elves

No one will remember mate

'grants

did a 'prep school piss' in the toilets of the pub before the match yesterday for a laugh and some random fella spanked me on the arse

leftypol saying "I don't know, it just happened so fast" when the police ask him what race his mugger was

for no reason

the line went up by 0.2%

English immigrants

that is actually mental
chud glasses are a curse

roastie roastie

Got too fucking drunk and had hangover toil and am this minute missing a film I wanted go go see

police dont even ask that any more

I witnessed a phone snatching last year and called the police
The guy who snatched had a helmet on and couldn't tell which race he was but I just said to the police that he was black lol

mad

corr

i.4cdn.org/sp/1745763788513838.jpg

tummy hurts
got direa again

it's adam posting fake pictures pretending to be a woman

lol

teen girl legs tomorra

back to the family a guaranteed emergency the radical gchq got the melody

An entire day wasted and screwed up because I forgot it was the London Marathon and FA Cup semi-final fuck this shit I'm going to bed

yeh ok so what are you going to do about it?

*rapes your arse at 1000000000000000000 miles an hour*

see

What stouts should I look for in the UK? I only had Samuel smiths really

smacking my bitch up

this is the case for most incels
inceldom is largely a mental and physical thing. some incels try to fix this but only focus on trying to fix the physical aspects (going to the gym, “-maxxing”, etc.) but they still remain incels, mentally-speaking.

you will remain a friendless virgin loser so long as you view yourself as one

alri lad

Quit the booze
Pirate the release when its out (I paid already)
Maybe get a kizza in as a consolation prize

scromo

I'M HOT
I'M SWEATY
THEY'RE SAYING NEXT WEEK WILL BE THE HOTTEST OF THE YEAR
I'VE GOT FAMILY COMING ROUND FOR THE MAY BANK HOLIDAY AND I HAVE TO DO SHIT WITH THEM
SUMMER
FUCKING SUMMER
EVERY FUCKING YEAR FUCKING SUMMER
I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT
AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AND I STINK TOO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

how does this screw up and waste your day

the UK is home to more than half of the world's bluebells

LIV
ERP
OOL

to be honest mate I'd say 99% of stout drank in the UK is just guinness

this place is a good laugh when the namefags and schizos stay clear

we haven't had a single namefag personality this whole thread

the UK is home to more than half of the world's white rapists

Needs a new housing estate for English migrants

get them scranned

kino get in

Had blueballs the other day and did such a filthy wank I overflowed the tissue and some of it dripped onto the floor

smelly browns jabbering in public
potholes on the roads
traffic congestion
incompetent retards at work

namecunts can be filtered in seconds. it shouldnt affect your /brit/ experience.

She looks dark. Reminds me of the Turkish gf a guy from /cp/ used to post pictures of.

all /brit/ posters

I'll ask the men and trannies of /brit/

Which is better left or right?

/cp/

how you hold mouse, hold tissue and wank
gotta have three hands innit

In the after pic he looks a bit ill and sickly, although he's probably healthier.

wanking a cock with my arse

No clue why he bothered hiding her face only to post a few pictures of her later. Wonder if they're still together.

business idea: to catch a predator/nonce hunters style youtube channel where i disguise as a woman and walk the streets of britain as bait while a camera crew films from a distance and as they start raping me, the crew shows up and catch the rapists in the act

I think the idea of ever having a normal life disappears when you buy a VR headset for porn

right obviously. hard to maintain though

ian curtis has committed suicide.

Poster in London
Thought wine was haram

Classic female mistake, you're unable to tell that the pose and lighting is the issue.

The left PICTURE looks best
the right BODY looks best

tim got round

took him 12 weeks to turn on an overhead light

CHOONS BLURRING IN L-POOL

This sign

white woman

whats he screaming about

Corrrrr love plappable birds like this

youtube.com/watch?v=8-KvyKNSV7U

even here we don't have this, what the fuck are you people doing?

errm
you let go of the mouse once the content is up

no you dont
be quiet

sexöööö

just shifted some brown logs of biblical proportions

Can't remember, is he the gay one or does he hate gays?

i heard lord swastika is coming back to /brit/ tonight

Does /brit/ stand with India or Pakistan?

hates em

never done a marathon
done a few halfs
you can do halfs without it taking over your life or needing to change diet, stop boozing etc, just need to do a few 10ks, 15ks, and maybe a 20k before you do it

just do a marathon
The London Marathon
Run that race

@grok is this real
@grok confirm
@grok what happened

i wonder if Leicester has seen any fights between the pakistani and indian communities. happened the other year didnt it because of something

You lads been marching this weekend?

might get high and watch wallace and gromit
thoughts?

does amir khan stand IN pakistan?

last nights takeaway still all over the flat

last nights cans all over the kitchen

still in my smelly boxers and unwashed

imagine if we've been saying rorke this and rorke that all this time when actually rorke is a guardian-reading refugee-welcoming green party-voting hippie ahaha

Rorke after someone on Twitter tells him he’ll never have sex

pakistan obviously
indians are cringe and i always support the underdog regardless

She was cute. But speaking from my own experience on /cp/ Turkish girls are their own special brand of crazy that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

I've put my name into the ballot a few times but never got it
If I did get a space I'd do it but not that arsed that I'd do it for charity and make a big deal of it desu

>last nights

not even an issue
if it was 6 weeks ago now we're cooking

from the river to the sea chant

omdzzzzzzz when will they learn

pfff not even using wasd for interactivity, ps3 movie porn

foul grim runt.

childhood bedroom status?

nuke the lot of them

march for trans liberation

every chant is about gaza

lmao

Lovely Sunday afternoon erotic shag with the fiancée. Pussy was so wet it was creamy. Made her cum twice. Spilled a lot of seed in her. Love doggy style on the sofa

Israel is white, based, implicit, and NatSoc.

England fucking shits

smelly, smeggy, and littered with hair from my balding head

Lovely Sunday afternoon erotic shag with the fiancée. Pussy was so wet it was creamy. Made her cum twice. Spilled a lot of seed in her. Love doggy style on the sofa

hitler supported palestine
true national socalists are anti-zionist

Richard Spencer, Keith Woods, Nick Fuentes and most of the old alt-right types are pro Palestine these days nigga

we at /brit/ congratulate Leeds United for their promotion to the Premier League

hoping for a tottenham victory later on

All of them homosexualists

butter or margarine ?

I'd love to see Tommy Skinner cave a paki's face in
Those big boulder like fists with sovereigns piledriving a brown's nose inside the skull
And he bellows 'A BOSH' as the blow is struck
would be based

Wouldn't mind some cocaine and an Easter egg

True national socialists are spotty involuntary celibates who spend all day in their smelly childhood bedrooms

CIV 7 worth £50 lads? Fancy a new strategy game, I liked 5 and thought 6 wa alright too but I've heard bad things about 7

Accept? Might get laid

discordfu just uploaded a new picture, cor look at her chebs, cor *starts wanking*

hungover boyts

heard it's buggy

Ah doesn’t really matter does it

no, pirate it if you want to play it

ive shagged multiple different women and im a natsoc, I have the pictures to prove it as well

Migration is not an issue though, is it? It's just a tactic by the same bosses you claim to deapise to keep the working class apart. Especially in these times.

Markets open on the morrow de lads

Palantir shares doing well

No you don’t you smelly virgin bed rotter

I do not have what the kids call 'rizz'.

Think they should give it a rest, done everything they can with that game

Total, Unrelenting, Worldwide, Aryan Conquest.

yes i have
last shag was october of last year

He is absolutely correct

alright but which is the best celtic nation in the isles?

sam hyde says just buy bitcoin
is he right?

thought Richard B. Spencer supported Israel

don't know what rizz means

Been playing a game called Anger Foot recently, good fun de lads.

It's basically a 3D Hotline Miami if anybody has played that. You have a button to kick whatever is in front of you and send it flying and you can also shoot stuff but it's funnier to just run through the levels kicking people through windows and into TVs

charisme

Drag Race and Pose star Jiggly Caliente dies aged 44

not really news is it

i was afraid of that

when you do the oblivion persuade wheel and the score goes up that's W rizz, when the score goes down that's L rizz

just got back from the popes funeral

how's it going keir

Migration is not an issue though, is it? It's just a tactic by the same bosses you claim to deapise to keep the working class apart. Especially in these times.

dont be afraid

does this man look like a virgin?

loads of these drag race stars have died i swear
must be the mental illness

shes feeling better :)

would rather live in a society of working class whites than upper class pakis but thats just me

wonder what the art will be for the 22nd anniversary in october

she has taken copious amounts of black dick

ok

as should every woman

been waiting for a call from gfberg for like 45 mins now and I just want to go outside to the pub garden

they all do x

why not go

cant remember the last time i received a phone call
never mind one from my "gf"

absolutely bursting for a poo

israelis debating if its okay to kill babies in gaza on live television right now

the answer is Yes

Mad how the world is trying to stop countries like Iran from getting nukes when history (and current events) shows that it should literally be your number one priority as a nation to ensure you don't get fucked.

Just look at North Korea. The yanks could have probably steamrolled those cunts 10 times over by now but they're like "Yeah alright, try it and we'll nuke the FUCK out of Seoul"

Ukraine gave up their nukes, oopsie poopsie, they're getting raped.

Iran are working on making a nuke and everybody is like "Mate don't though, we need to work together, abandon your plans"

If I was them I would be fucking speedrunning the development as fast as possible to keep the burgers far away and put the Israeli cunts in their place. God willing their first test will be conducted on Tel Aviv

the answer is Yes