noedition
/brit/
poo smells lmao
TAKE ME BACK
let the bassline getcha
let the bassline getcha
let the bassline getcha
let the bassline getcha
three hundred pounds of pressure
Aryan bums
Why do the blacks love raping older white women?
thought wessex had a dragon flag?
china will defeat the jews
need priti patel to dominate me and bully me for being a paki
imagine the spicy vindaloo braps
leftypol turning a blind eye to this
tony blair wanted to do this but english said no
bird at work has a bit of a fupa and i cant help but imagine the scents that must be present when you've got her in a full spready
thick spastic bastard
thick fucking cunt
stupid idiotic moron, pea brained, thats what we should call you
pea brained anon
molecule minded, spazzy git, thick as two short planks, fucking retarded spastic lad
why yts love 2 rape babies????
The jew fears the Roman and the samurai
because the young ones do it consensually
Are you going to go and fight for Pakistan lad?
fascinated by the 5 whites that raped 65+ year old blacks
why'd they do that?
hello chaps
?
fuck off
alri catyank hows your day been so far
hi catyank
she was a lesbian about to get married to her gf that's 11 years older than her
and then
a deano entered the chat
me on the left
Gooseberg doing swimming toil
None of them had flags, it's an anachronism
nations didn't have flags until centuries after the heptarchy United to form England
Splendid. Simply splendid. I ate egg rolls for lunch.
nothing will happen mate they have these standoffs every 5 years
probably poos and wees in there
corr
all lesbians need is a deep dicking
Greetings catyank!
There’s no age group where white perpetrators outnumber blacks though
Based Deano converting the lezzers
i'm about to tear up the fucking dance floor check it out
youtube.com
Poo and farts come from that.
mickey rourke (rorke) was right
And into my mouth
quirk chungus
any interesting facts going?
here's mine: all the planets of the solar system can fit in the space between earth and the moon
CORRRRRRRRRRRR
Fucks sake. If he'd have done it I'd defend him for everything else at every opportunity, even the war crimes.
Was frustrated wondering why my airpods don't work on my iphone 16 and it turns out they're fake, some sort of internal upgrade on the 16 means they won't even let fake ones connect
Wine is haram though
i reckon pakistan beats india in a war
india has more money but pakistan has more drive
she never saw a deano before
she never stood a chance
never heard of any black baby rapists
just a fact that most abusers of babies and young children are yts
not really surprising, the incredible evil yts have been unleashing on the earth for 500 years speaks for itself
i could blame the joos. and maybe i will. but yts need to sit down they ass and fucking LISTEN fo once in they life...
any Thunderbirds man in?
THOUGHTS ON GENDER NEUTRAL BATHROOM
?
QUESTION.
hopefully they annihilate each other
Where did you buy them from lad? Did you have the option to buy a warranty in the first 3 months you had them?
mental how agonising it is sitting anywhere in public without a phone
how did boomers do it?
this war will not be fought in some far off foreign land, but in our fields, in our homes
the whole observable universe is inside a black hole
that's why the universe is expanding on its edges, because more matter is absorbed into the black hole
not when you're dead
Hi John,
Thank you for your kind letter. I received it last week. Sorry I didn’t write back sooner; I’ve just been so busy!
I wanted to tell you that your words of encouragement really helped me get motivated for my study. You gave me some great tips as well on how to improve my fluency by going to a local Irish pub! Their accent is great, and I felt that I could understand them better with each pint of Guinness!
All jokes aside, I’m really looking forward to visiting London when I have passed my exams. I can’t wait to be introduced to your family. Your sister seems like a real sweetheart, even if you think she’s annoying. Do you think she’d like to hang out with me? Perhaps we can go to the London Eye together. You can come too!
How has your study been going? When we both graduate, you can come to Amsterdam. I know all the right spots for an unforgettable experience - and not just the tourist attractions! I will make sure to give you a VIP tour of my city, and I’ll teach you how to drink Dutch pints! Amsterdam is a lot smaller than London for sure, but that just means you’re going to get familiar with it more quickly!
Did you know that 300 years ago Amsterdam used to be one of the biggest cities in Europe? We used to compete with London in international affairs, it even led to war between our beloved nations! I’m glad things got better since then, otherwise, we wouldn’t be chit-chatting right now - we’d probably be at each other’s throats! Between us pen pals, we’re not just maintaining our friendship, we’re also maintaining a historic bond of peace and prosperity.
Isn’t the world just so much brighter when we all get along?
Sorry if I got a bit sentimental; I don’t mean to put pressure on our friendship. You know I like to talk about history and stuff. I’m sure we’ll have plenty to talk about when we finally meet! What topics are on your mind lately? How are your study and work going?
Can’t wait to hear from you!
Take care,
Your friend,
Anon
Have you seen Sam Hyde's new show? It is very good and it has cool opening graphics. Also Jay Dyer is one of the writers on it.
twas kino
used to get a stiffy from that redhead bint lol
They chatted to those nearby, or read a book / newspaper
Did she... y'know?
If they don't put urinals in I'm not putting the seat down when I finish
Simple as
Giant fookin fish spotted
Yakub will pay for his crimes creating the yts one day brother man
the lads are back
missed you lot x
(even the poo spammers)
You took books everywhere and spoke to strangers. Waiting rooms had magazines. More people had sex on account of the talking to strangers
more of a thunderpants man myself
Will go into every gender neutral bog that I see and poo on the floor.
poo mentioned
:D
even the poo spammer(s)
Was from ebay, no warranty, wasn't even that much cheaper than from Apple too, I think it was sold as an unwanted gift or some shit so in hindsight the lack of warranty and the fact that it couldn't name them should've been red flags
aye that scene where she's taunting the professor is just pure sex
wyipo dont wash they legs
I have a schizophrenic theory about the big bang and black holes but I never bothered to find out if anyone else had the same idea because it might be really stupid and nonsensical and I'd feel a right puppet, but I could be sitting on the answer to all of theoretical physics' problems is what I'm saying.
everyone was white and there was no wog or paki "culture" so they didn't need to worry about getting stabbed by a stranger
Why are English people so fucking ugly? No where else in europe are the people so hideous looking.
nice titeens on her though
true
wtf was nigga thinking
only at miller grove....
incel somehow relating a topic to sex
honestly is kind of impressive
Weird to think her gf would've been watching this cucking live
gerrit fookin caught
gerrit fookin battered n fried
gerrit fookin scranned
Fun fact
The Dutch navy sailed up the Thames estuary into the Medway and captured the flagship of the English fleet
it's all seperated by class here
the uggoids are lower class, yet the beauties and lovely tings are reserved for the upper class
you get it?
kek
I do a spot of poo posting myself
love how she was coded ugly for having a bad teeth and wore some specs but i stilll fancied her haha
penelope was also a baddie too tbf
eating mouldy bread
She soon experienced it face to face
trans women (biological men)
Is this how the press will refer to them from now on? Made me laugh desu
bet the pg tips are aching for uninitiated yams
D'YA LIKE MAH TITS
if you have any questions about poo i will do my best to answer them
mental to think that there are lads on /brit/ that don't ever post about poo
not even once, mental that
This is very true.
In working class areas you can often spot a middle class person by how they look.
lads
I've been taking these multivitamins for a month
It has 100% of the following:
Vitamin A, C, D3, E, K1, Thiamine (B1), Riboflavin (B2), Niacin (B3), Pantothenic Acid (B5), B6, B12, Folic Acid, Biotin, Iron, Zinc, Chromium, Molybdenum, Iodine
and I feel
exactly the same
what's up with that?
shouldn't I be superman by now?
grew up in a household of 5 fellas and 2 ladies
and yet, we were the ones who had to put the toilet seat down
>trans women (biological men)
omds this is the BBC calling them that
they got X formerly known as twitter'd
it's over for them niggas finito
Its been 80 years...
Thank fuck for that
It was always confusing to work it out before. Just say man in a dress, women on test and be done with it
because you've just pissed it all out. most people get enough nutrients from their diet.
incremental innit
In England there is this haunted house where they had a dart board and a dart was stopped in mid air by a ghost and it started in slowly spinning in the air, held by an invisible force. They got it on video.
yeah, it's actually insane how much prettier classy girls are than working class girls. it's night and day, cleaner vs pin up model
big vitamin is a scam
need to get it all from natural sources like milk, sunlight, fruits, etc
am i an insecure freak for thinking no woman should have a male best friend? couple of my mates have gfs that are friends with dudes that you know 100% they've shagged and my mates dont even care
yh he was bad but he DID have aura
chicks with dicks dont exist, only blokes with boobs
oh say can you shart
at the aisles of wallmart
putting ice on my bollock to regulate the temps
It's not enough to be absorbed efficiency
Are they shagging them now? If not, what's the problem? The past is the past, they chose your mates instead.
*grabs it from the water and drops it whole down my gullet*
shows you how far self care gets you
used to think it was ok if the guys were gay but then my ex shagged her gay friend behind my back anyway
That’s a weird booty shape.
bollock (singular)?
mate it's all junk in relative tiny you just piss all that shit out
the only ones that work
Vit D, K2, Zinc, Magnesium.
Separate tablets for each giving out fuckload amounts of each elemental in total like 2000mg pills each in pills the size of wotsits
anything else is expensive piss
And you need to be in the sun to convert the vit D to the active form, the best way is through suntanning naked with your balls in direct contact with the UV rays
Fishing trip with me da
depends on if you mog them or not
couldnt care less if my gf had runty boy mates as i know they know their place.
men and women can't be true friends, unless the woman is fuck ugly
sucking a westmalle trappist tripel
get it restored
get it displayed
my mates dont even care
That's what modern men have to accept if they want a white girlfriend
Any guesses, rorke?
multivitamins are useless just buy zinc, vit d and magnesium glycinate from holland and barrett
im good mates with my friends' gfs. they're basically part of the friendship group
when did you drop it? for me I left at Matt Smith (after Weeping Angels of course)
was it even that good? or did we just all watch it cuz there was fuck all to do? do you know anyone who still keeps up with it? i know theres a bunch of yank freaks on reddit but never heard of anyone watching it after Capaldi IRL
Is it that the black holes loop back into wormholes that spit out matter at the moment of the big bang?
Big yawn on that one
We must secure…?
tbf i have a close mate thats a girl but only because she has similar taste in music as me so its convenient company to go to gigs with
granted she's 9 years older than me otherwise i'd probably want to shag her
Listening to Korn
Mo, Farah? Not your real name is it, illegal
sun-roasting me bollocks
ive always thought it was cheap boring shite ngl
Never really watched it even though most of my friends did
My mum had a weird thing about aliens and would make us switch off anything that had them in
from holland and barrett
yeah I'll pop down after I win the lottery x
never got into it
shite writing
always has been
Going to scran a mass effect trilogy playthrough
Which decisions should I make and which squadmate should I romance?
I could have you killed, remember that always colonial
what the fuck is a vitamin?
Big bang theory is false.
It comes from Satanic Kabbalah witchcraft.
thereversion.co
never got the hype around these games, just felt like a stripped down halo to me
eat it, rorke
on that vitamaxx grindset
Vitamins are organic molecules (or a set of closely related molecules called vitamers) that are essential to an organism in small quantities for proper metabolic function
Which decisions should I make
to play better games
they don't have them in yugo yet?
listening to U2
king charles took the knee and started sucking his bbc whilst imagining it was stepan bandera, or a 12 year old boy
False
Comes from Satanic Kabbalah witchcraft
pick one
I was a big fan of nu-who but dropped it during that first Jodie season. The style completely changed and I didn't like it. That new companion they had for the gay black's 1st series was so hot I almost watched it just for her. Almost. I liked a lot of Moffat's run with Capaldi. Heaven Sent was my favourite episode.
listening to beatles
on medley in abbey road rn
can i has a peppermint
The Sunday roast
*walks towards the job centre*
never listened to them just know theyre shite
The Knicks are fucking this game up.
I for one am a white man of good moral character and will never grovel at the feet of any negro or get on my knees to suck their dick
dear oh dear
it do be looming for the toil freaks
so fumkkng peng!
Jodie is a great actress, it was so annoying watching the directors making her act like a retarded cartoon character
Have you seen Sam Hyde's new show? Jay Dyer is one of the writers on it!
plunging my massive welsh staff into fertile anglo-saxon wombs
Is Russell T Davies mentally ill
surprised no one posted the leeds crossbow attacker's list of things he hates
Was listening to Waterloo Sunset by the Kinks but now I’m listening to Dusty Springfield singing I only want to be with you
never listened to U2
grim zoomoid
I like that one song they made for tomb raider
I've never understood Sunday Bloody Sunday
who could be upset about Sunday?
Fucking hell I'm so miffed that I get to sit here reading the newspaper while the kids play outside, might have to clean the car later or mow the lawn
mate this episode is six weeks old
I can see so much of the plate because a lot of the food has already been eaten right?
r-right?
U2 are good
So are Coldplay
Doctor Who died in 2017 and everything after that is non-canon.
She really isn't.
Anon Babble goatse sex arse
if only he watched adolescence...
What's your favorite anime lads? Mine is Sailor Moon
feminoids
I did, yesterday
From what I've heard he came back not to save it but to crash it with no survivors
*parp*
screaming and shitting out my window
Yeah I've seen a few episodes of Capaldi and he's alright
I think the show's just a relic of when it was "posh" to own a Sky box. There isn't even a Sarah Jane Adventures to ease kids into it either
She really isn't.
Disagree, she's a better actress than any previous companion besides Catherine Tate
What’s your name?
Who’s your daddy?
Is he rich like me?
Nu Metal
right now I'm dangerous
any snooker man in
the beatles are shite. probably the most overrated band in all music history
No. It's that time slows to an infinitely small point at the singularity, and also all particles likewise approach an infinitely small point, so at the centre it's not just everything that ever was, it's everything there ever was at the same time. All the black holes are quantum linked together so that there's only really one singularity, and after the heat death of the universe, all the matter realised by the big bang finds its way eventually back to the singularity. It's not that the universe resets afterwards, it's just that everything gets hoovered up into the singularity and comes back out at the big bang, and it happens in an instant because at the singularity everything is instantaneous. The first particle to ever enter the first black hole enters in at the exact same moment as the last particle to ever enter. It's a closed spacetime circuit.
I don't know if any of this makes sense but it does to me anyway.
caberge
best beatle
S.M.A.R.T.E.R Goal Setting
based
nobody cares about a woman's acting skills lol we care about how pretty her face is and how big her chebs are
Thoughts on this cöck?
The companions only had to be hot young women though it's not like any were hired for their acting talent
link to the thread? dont want to go looking through desu desu
realised
meant released
yo redcap
no mate, that'd be pete
I'm going Tesco
My shopping list:
mushrooms
coconut milk
spinach
if you want to append anything speak now or forever hold your peace
cant think of a grimmer way to die than auto asphyxiation, one of my school mates older sister lost her fiancee to it
came home and he was half hanging out the wardrobe with a belt round his neck lol feel bad to laugh cos im sure it was traumatic to discover, but imagine what all his siblings n that must think of him knowing thats how he went.. does make you wonder how good the orgasm must feel to be like fuck it yeh ill just die for this one
You need to treat a woman right
based and true
best solo album (ram)
screaming
12 rustlers burgers please
mad how shitcuntica X israel invaded ukraine and then waged war against an impossible to beat enemy in order to murder as many white people as possible
self awareness
clue gained
Imagine if you just hang yourself normally then your trousers fall down accidentally
Big pan of chicken and chorizo for next week, with pasta
Chickpea and broccoli chicken curry for tonight
Bosh
reckon he would was turned into a bitter old turbo rorke if he was still alive today
*1989
that's not Paul
how is the pixel?
Drinks are flowing, people are having a good time.
Rorke sours the mood by talking about age of consent in various South East Asian countries.
I'm more of an all things must pass enjoyer
yes it is
wicked mate top stuff thx for your blogpost
Where's the curry bit?
£5 Meal Deal, I don't care what you buy specifically
What does Bosh mean? Like Peng?
what's the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean?
i've never had a garbonzo bean on my face!
excommunicated that gimp
to be honest mate that full-stop ruined your post
Yorke
that pan is depositing microplastics directly into your curry
Bosh is short for Bish Bash Bosh, which indicates the completion of a task with efficiency.
you think you're special
you jew
(zelensky)
squash
summer fruits is a shout what with the weather recently
Pixel 6, it's a bit shit don't get one
Camera always crashes in slightly cold weather and I bought it for a trip to the Highlands
Like it works but eh, not sure whether to get a later pixel now
can't believe people post their filthy countertops all the time
No one is interested in your vegetarianism diego you boring cunt
Rorke folding his socks ready for next week
HAS to be ai
who refers to dylan klebold as "Dylan Bennet Klebold" ?
is there another klebold im unaware of?
YUUUUUURP
what's the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean
Which side of the Atlantic you're on, they're the same thing
brörke
Yeah Dylan Frederick Klebold
I think I'm special
I think I'm potentially a narcissist
leftypol charging his vibrating arse plug ready for next week
YURP
yes twitter show me more of this stuff and less of the israel palestine stuff
if youre drinking on a sunday night you need a good hard think about things and a stern word with yourself about what's happening
I don't care what it's bean
What is it now
this is grangle territory bub
rrrrrraaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrr
not a chance
Catherine Tate
better actress
Now I know you're baiting.
it's a bank holiday mate
Sunday evening is the best time to drink everywhere and anywhere on the planet
Me sitting next to George Washington
and if you dont know
now you know, nigga
NEED a time machine
I don't recognise that scene from her series, what episode was that? And why isn't the Doctor wearing his brown coat?
wonder if lewis is still here
Fuck's sake woman
Are trans women women disinformationlad
Woah…
mad how leftypol thinks russia is both a poor incompetent shithole and yet it manipulates western politics from behind the scenes to the extent it can elect the president of the usa and get the uk to leave the eu
and yet the cia could never orchestrate a coup in ukraine. beyond reasonable consideration. the cia have never done anything like that. it's just tinfoil bro. it's not science. the usa never does anything like that
looks so shit
looks like when there's a fire or explosion in south park
yes
especially that one that always posts here
*Gives his balls a little rub so they change colour from the rest of him*
*Does it to the statue as well*
yeah? mad is it? a bit mental?
fuck off
arguing with people inside your head is it
There is an Orthodox saint named Saint Simeon and he would throw walnuts at people and act silly on purpose out of humility because he didn't want praise. He made people think that he was a fool. This is an Orthodox tradition called the Fool for Christ.
There are others like this too such as Saint Philip of Moscow who was another holy fool.
non-stick pans
enjoy your ball cancer mate
so yeah the website just went down for like 2 weeks right after the OSA bill went through
shalom
Did anyone watch the Eubank fight? Seems like it was a good fight.
La Bosh
Where is she?
mad how the site was down for a few days and is back up now
bit mental, really
sorry forgot that leftypol says usa could never do that in ukraine because...ermmm....uhhhh...... WHITE people or something. are WHITE race.....vgh
going to have a slice of cheese or two on my cheese crackers then im going to bed
got a deep deep pain inside me
heard they were both black so i didnt watch it
yeah it was better than expected
that big catering tub of mango chutney
been to the cash and carry?
u also an alcoholic incel?
metal elves sent packing with this little known mantra
bruh
Historically speaking hiromoot always said the soyjacks were a glorified crew
grow this *unzips dick*
wanting more beer
shop shuts at 9pm
should i do it
t. OP
75 portions? That's insane
what godless land are you in where the shops shut at 9 on a sunday
they're both mixed race because anglo-saxon women are attracted to black men
go for it land bank holiday tomorrow
Would like to get my hands on the people responsible for creating television advertisements
Yeah missus has a Costco card
Truly a godless place, I hate taking her. Full of consoomers and foreigns on the weekend, when they could be hiking or at a museum or something, but decide to go to Costco and lumber about like the golems they are.
antisemite
spar mate
they are reliable
Peggy Olson in Mad Men was such a bitch.
if my post ends in evens, yes
if my post ends in odds, no
bank hol tomoz mate, go for it
what is it with characters named peggy
PXL_
They are truly a plague on the world
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