/brit/

Metal Slug edition

off to the allotment sub edition

poo smells lmao

what you growing? x

league one next season lads waheeeyyyy

what sort of boomer shite is this

Tomatoes, Bell Peppers, Cucumber, Cantaloupe, Potatoes, Carrots, Strawberries and Peas x

*sweating*
o-oh you know aha, plants and so forth, hey you're not a policeman are you lad aha

Side scrollers are shite

Bell Peppers aren't British veg mate, think of the air miles, think of are farmers

doing an incel poo

thinking about what our version of champagne would be. chesterfield

Incel watching tv while incel sitting on my incel seat

kino playing this in the arcade

did this yesterday with some mixed vodka in a 7up bottle and got nicely tipsy

hmm lets see how the oblivion mods are doing

oh

i see

We're also expected to have our first orange orchards by 2060

reckon we need to go back to the old days when we just referred to incels as virgin gimp freaks

had you all dancing in the last thread aha

used to play this in the arcade when i were a lad haha

cor. park bench to myself, drinking some incelcohol. corrrrrr

elie wiesel

such as?

lampshades

just because you heard a myth as a child doesnt mean it was ever accepted historical fact

sorry mate thought we were still tea posting

for me it was the lost world arcade game

youtube.com/watch?v=fuTI9wCdVEk

I've just logged on, what happened?

one of my earliest memories was wanking to the thought of the flame atronach in oblivion getting blacked by the frost atronach

lost world arcade game

have you checked behind the settee for it? aha

rorke growing some lovely spuds

leftypol tending to his dahlias

an active /brit/ thread totally absent from soyjak lol.
thought loads of you mongs were adamant about remaining there?

rorke watching bbc porn for 'research'

working the till at sainsbury's

zoomies and millenials using the self checkout whilst I get to play on my phone

some auld cunt comes in

has a full basket

wants to pay with cash

spills out a bunch of 10ps and 20ps on the counter and makes me count them

glad they lost the winter fuel allowance desu
utter degen behaviour

we lads are all talk and no walk

inceliving my incelife

we'll literally just go where the consensus goes mate, have you really not figured that out yet?

back from my walk
2 hours today
lots of people out and about
i saw bees
can't believe how much I enjoy my walks
never would have even done them if the site didn't go down

it'll be you one day mate
at the amazon megacorp supermarkt
paying with contactless while zoomoids walk out with their items paid for by neural payment

they're keeping you employed idiot

do your fucking job you little cunt

Tried to treat my hours toiling in retail like the movie Click. Just unpersoned myself and automated through them.

Rorke googling "Julius Evola revolt against the modern world pdf"

god I wish my arse was that big and smooth instead it's just big and hairy

Opened this up waiting to have the optical illusion revealed where something seems rude from the thumb nail but is in fact, once enlarged, just a suggestive looking arrangement of objects. But when I opened this it was, in fact, a brazen fanny on a blue board.

rorke demanding free markets despite not knowing what that is

such as?

honestly, you got me here. i can't remember any off the top of my head. i do remember hearing that in one of his books he initially wrote about how he raped a german little girl after he escaped the death showers, and this was later edited out of his books. maybe that's true maybe it isn't.

just because you heard a myth as a child doesnt mean it was ever accepted historical fact

it was on a bbc documentary in the 80's. you know the goyim are dumb enough to believe it

also i note you ignored how some jews still bury jews with soap, and how widespread this idea was after ww2. when people don't address every point, but only selectively address each point based on what they can say in each case, it usually means they aren't worth talking too

why does it look like it smells? is it the lighting or maybe the room just looks musty af

do older women actually want young men to have sex with them

Don't get why incels feel above working. You're doing fuck all with your time anyway why not get paid to do something?

You're from the Sainsbury's aren't you?

rorke practising that squat fucking move on his pillow but he keeps falling backwards

Rorke and Leftypol sitting in a tree

men? No, not men.

only mentally ill ones

now i know x

because unskilled, low paid labor is a worse experience than doing fuck all

reckon I have the most grim job out of everyone here as a dishwasher in a kitchen

Speak for yourself, while you toil away for some Jewish oligarch packing woggies weekly shop I delve into the finest points of humanity, philosophy, anthropology, phycology, my day is consumed by contemplating the universe and the pursuit of bodily pleasures such as sex and good food

Need my cock farted on

really isn't
you're just a gay little diva

mad how communism could work if human beings weren't flawed, greedy, selfish pieces of shit

contemplating the universe and the pursuit of bodily pleasures such as sex and good food

also known as coming up with gimmicks on /brit/, wanking and making pot noodles

Fucking SCREAMING at the thought off some of you little speccy freaks chucking your tesco vest on in the morning, hobbling on a smelly bus full of schoolkids and brown people and spending the next ten hours meekly pushing trollies around

even serfs werent treated this way

sounds fucking comfy mate. pick up dish, rub with water and soap. coorrrrrrrrr and phwoarrrrr. bet you don't have to talk with any normgroids either beyond basic pleasantries. fuck man, stop bragging you cunt

I used to be one but at fast food so I only had to do 1 big wash up after I finished my normal duties. in a kitchen do you have to constantly be washing stuff and having it ready for them to take it and plate up over and over?

have had several threads deleted on many boards now, I thought they were related and they were getting lots of replies, not offtopic shitposting either. Been seeing a lot of other threads getting deleted too.
I give up I'll just stay on /brit/ then until the jannies get off their overzealous high horses.

wanking a cock with my arse

fuck up

just ate 3 coxinhas lads

Have lived in one smelly flat for three years and I've yet to introduce myself to the neighbours

you end up with nothing anyways, a flat with some roomates and no prospects for the future?

might make those soon. been on my list for a while

why dont unemployed freakcels start window cleaning. very little skill needed and you could get some customers just by asking about or posting your details through letterbox.

pooing peng gay poo porn peng

FOYs

just made this

not suicidal but I do occasionally think "might just kms then" or words to that effect

cannae believe people do stuff like this

x.com/celebzz_blacked/status/1911101792017936681

grow up

he hasn't filtered yanks

ngmi

growing my hair and beard out to look homeless

try it lad very delicious

looks a bit racist

that was a fake story . supermarkets to tolerate check out gimps on their phone even for a second

the feelings mutual. you think that because some stupid myths arose around an enormous, unprecedented historical event, that the entire consensus is false. you think that the people who openly despised all jews and repeatedly said all jews should be eradicated would never actually do such a thing if given the oppurtunity.
you think youve stumbled on to some giant esoteric hidden truth that makes you superior to normal people, but you're actually just an easily-led retard trapped in an impenetrable box of confirmation bias. nothing can be said to sway you

celebzz_blacked

yeah you might as well kill yourself now you end up 6 feet under anyway no matter what you do

can barely keep awake

Might become a manager or something
Can train on the side to earn more money then you have a good reference to use
It depends on the place though. When I did retail it was good because I worked with nice people and the work was easy but I was kept busy.

will do

wake up you fat faggot

need an English trans mummy to call me a paki and force me to be her slave under threat of remigration

she'd wave Her Majesty's passport in front of my face like "want this paki boy?"

I'd say "yes mistress"

And she'd say "Foot massage. And use oil this time. Cmon, chop chop! You don't want to go to Rwanda do you?"

and I'd say "no mistress..." and start massaging her Anglo-Saxon soles

wen u at the gherkin and katy twerkin

hobbling on a smelly bus full of schoolkids

:)

any recommended fillings? or is it always chicken?

why is pederasty and homosexuality so prevalent among the british upper classes ?

find it hilarious that supermarket mongs think they have a difficult or stressful job
try being solidly middle class with expectations of being a career man, a doctor, a lawyer etc
I'd happily push trollies of dog food around all day minding my own business if it wasn't beneath my social circle

I'll agree to get a job when they stop making it so easy to fake anxiety and depression for free money

introduce myself to the neighbours

Zoomers dream of this now

this niga eating cox

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Whenever I would wash dishes at the old toil all the sandwich makers would talk to me and one middle aged Polish baker woman would constantly talk about sex.

nobody:

the ugliest, most unfuckable incel freak rorke in existence: i dont like tattoos on girls

I love cocks in my ass nice

just made this

JK rowling is trans

Yeah except you're not a doctor or lawyer

chicken parm for dinner lads
a good yank dish that

too much green

just mental how many trannies she can make seethe with just one tweet

thats a church built in the 14th century you did not just make it

much to think about

time for some wanktoil, are Ash getting an honourable mention in there too

yeah?

Yeah nah
Now get out of my face I have another billion to make

Going to cycle to the cinema and play music out of a little speaker as I go, nothing you lot can do to stop me

wanking on the lords day. baka

This never happened to me personally but I never forgot it because it's such a disgusting indulgement of exerting power over someone. I used to work in Tesco, and the backdoor guy worked hard. His job was to pull in deliveries, sign the delivery papers, help them load trash cages, keep the warehouse clean, and he even filled the toiletry section when he had nothing else to do. When he was working he was working hard, but there were pockets of nothing to do here and there. During these moments he would be on his phone doing whatever. Well one day the store manager caught wind of this and went to furiously but politely confront him in that tight lipped way they do where you can tell they are absolutely brimming with contempt for the working class (as if they aren't working in a supermarket themselves). And he told him he was going to review the CCTV footage and dock his pay by the minute for every minute he was on his phone. The only reason I know about this in such detail is because everyone in the store knew about it and that's because this prick had tried talking down to the wrong guy, to say the least.

have to agree, am partial to a parmoid now and again

what are you having it with?

what you watching

goo on girl

you think that because some stupid myths arose around an enormous, unprecedented historical event, that the entire consensus is false.

i think that given how pervasive and accepted these myths were, and given how scant the evidence is for the now 'mainstream' claims, that a reasonable degree of initial suspicion is merited with regards to the 'consensus'

you think that the people who openly despised all jews and repeatedly said all jews should be eradicated would never actually do such a thing if given the oppurtunity.

the thing is, we have detailed, meticulous numbers for the amount of jews (and gypsies, and slavs, and other communists, etc) killed by the ss on the eastern front. they did not shy away from their barbarity. why then is the actual evidence for the gassing of millions of jewish citizens so sparse? they burned it all? why?

you think youve stumbled on to some giant esoteric hidden truth that makes you superior to normal people, but you're actually just an easily-led retard trapped in an impenetrable box of confirmation bias. nothing can be said to sway you

k....keep me posted

so far this year we've had

a shutdown cos of the OSA which didn't actually happen at all in the end

a real shutdown cos of a hack

a civil war cos some of us went mental for IDs like they're catnip and buggered off to Anon Babble to chat in a little tripcode group

what next? world war 3?

some nigga here has the hots for Liz Truss of all people

nigga really think anyone reading that

beans

this text was generated by AI no way is someone typing this

Sinners mate going to put this mubigo membership to good use. Heard it's pretty good

she's a bit mental but she'd get it

looks armenian

what next? world war 3?

haha... yeah.. imagine that

Don't think I have ever once sat down for a wank and thought to myself "wow you know what I fancy is a wank to some indian women" just cannot imagine a world in which that happens

youtube.com/watch?v=CH3rx8LhrQo
youtube.com/watch?v=CH3rx8LhrQo

Bloody Hell 6PM already

AI always forms a balanced narrative unless it's hard coded not to. It wouldn't tell this story without asking the reader to bear in mind the store manager way have been under heavy stress.

should i just get ssris? i'm gonna be thirty and all i've done for the past 10+ years of my life is sit on this site

Mental how some people think work is sitting at a desk clacking at a fucking keyboard.

never lifted a finger or done an ounce of real work. physical or manual labor

its french. i was there last friday

i like that chocolate with the bits and pieces in like the jelly beans
mmm suck it in my mouth and feel all the bits and pieces come out
feels nice in my mouth
suck it mmm tasty chocoate

transgenderism is an evil paedophillic cult that must be utterly destroyed and it's adherents liquidated

kateam but 40 and 20 years

same. I just cum inside them instead

just a mixed salad and a bit of coleslaw

can't be bothered too tired

I would shag and cum inside liz truss

whats the connection between ssris and posting here?

NHS left my nob a right state, would it be worth ringing them up or will they just say its part of the procedure

she's...well you know, after a certain type

the date

alcoholtoil looms

i would shag Rachel Reeves and Bridget Phillipson rotten

ktim

whys she not eating too

its a sunday evening mate

any humorous and witty people in? I would like to respond to this post
with the joke of my response basically being 'that's because you only wank to men'. put in the right away, especially if possible to put it that he of course wanks to indian men happily as opposed to indian women, I am sure it could indeed by a funny response. but the way in which it's delivered matters very much.

a few years ago it'd be priti patel but at the moment it has to be liz kendall

of all the slags. jesus christ

bank holiday tomorrow

not garlic bread

not even buttered

freak!!

no it isnt

reckon god’s testing my patience
been a piece of shit, proper dickhead, all up until 3 years ago so got a lot catching up to do it seems

all well and good but Billie doesn't like boys and you know this

is where i am

mental how italians don't really eat garlic bread

here you go lads

No jobs. Grim

It's not garlic bread but it IS buttered you blind bastard!

prefer breadsticks me

Liverpool's Egyptian striker #11 Mohamed Salah takes a selfie with the fans after scoring their fourth goal during the English Premier League football match between Liverpool and Tottenham Hotspur at Anfield (2025)

Laura Kuenssberg sex arse

I have certain interests, certain...attractions

im gonna lose a bit of weight now
decided after feeling fat just now when i was out

indians and italians famous for their food

best dishes invented by brits

it's 2025 and brits still serve bolognese ragu in a mound on top of spaghetti

italians eat your mudda you mezzofinooq angl*id

all automated by ai innit

have seen a soogs in a minute hint hint

where the fuck are you

past 3 days

it's sunday

Think you're supposed to type something more specific like javascript or python

arsene wogler

dire isn't it
get that shit mixed

not to the edges

Whats the problem with meat and sauce bruv

it's 2025 and brits still serve bolognese ragu in a mound on top of spaghetti

prefer not to say

hope you do lad but discipline is far more important than motivation keep that in mind and consider what it really means to do something you don't want to do and then you may succeed

the men are really kicking the ball tonight lads
proper kicking it they are, giving it a right good kick

thats how it is in cartoons

more like darko noir shite
gimp should fuck off back to wogland

RIP Anthony Bourdain

why the fuck did that dude have to die I liked him

Legitimately interesting personality. don't see that on TV a lot do you

the west fell in the killing fields of Flanders and the rubble of Stalingrad

ive been to bologna and eaten authentic bolognese and i can confidently say british spag bowl is superior

i just resisted buying a packet of biscuits in the shop
we must start small

I think the proper tribute to Anthony Bourdain would be that wherever you live venture across town, across the tracks to a café you would not normally go to then order a meal and talk with strangers.

he was a jew poseur who hated whites, glad he died like the gigantic bitch that he was

post hangover maccies consumed
mcspicy meal and some nuggies

they gave you the tourist slop bro xD

They saw you coming from a mile away and said "start cookin up the slop we got a Brit"

"bro thinks it's authentic"

"charge him double"

easy things to do are going on walks every day, replacing unhealthy snacks with healthy alternatives (so you still get to eat), and reducing portion sizes

finish the pasta in the sauce, and use a shape that holds the sauce
spaghetti is one of the worst shapes for a chunky ragu because it doesn't hold onto the sauce
use a flat wide shape or a short tubular shape

the proper tribute to anthony bourdain is to kill yourself for liking him

looking at some beer

when the foreigners bought by the tottenham man kick the ball the tottenham british men get happy and when the foriegners bought by the liverpool man kick the ball the liverpool british men get happy and then after wards they have a big fight in the street about which foreigners kicked the ball better and then the foreigners speak into a microphone on telly but don't really say anything at all and then british men in suits sit around a table and discuss all the different ways the foreigners kicked the ball and get quite heated and passionate about it

anthony bourdain
killed himself due to anti-semitism in the american entertainment industry
rin (rest in negronis)

kind of a OG tho

well then it wouldn't be spag bol would it retard

genuinely yes that's right, good job

rin (rest in negronis)

that's fine if you prefer british style bolognese sauce, it's your taste, but either way, serving it with spaghetti is stupid, it's like serving a hot dog on a piece of sliced bread

the man kicked the ball did he? fascinating

Lads, I think I’m in love. I found this cutie’s youtube channel where she talks about computers and shit.

wild boar ragu in florence at new years was fantastic

tarqs serving their spaghetti bolognese with linguine

hello if you have any questions about christanity i will try to answer them to the best of my ability

how are you meant to drink more than two pints of this it absolutely goes through you

I am a muslim

hot dog on a piece of sliced bread

thats what aussies do

same problem
use a wide shape like pappardelle

alri gingerlad

dont think i've ever ordered more than 2 pints, one will easily get me pissed

she

is god black, or white?

still fundamentally not getting that spaghetti bolognese not served with spaghetti isn't spaghetti bolognese

Linguine is a better pasta shape simple as

i love trans girls

pasta is horrible. no idea why people eat it

What about Rachel Reeves (Labour MP for Leeds West and Pudsey) and her sister Ellie Reeves (Labour MP for Lewisham West and East Dulwich)?

pooing sideways style

so it's a stupid dish then invented by and perpetuated by the sort of clueless spastics who think madri is a real spanish beer

leftypol won

That’s a biological female you homosexuals.

god does not have colour because god is not a physical being

you
are
a
b____
b______

WHEN A GIRL HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE

THAT'S AMORE

They elicit some almost primal sense of disgust in me, makes me very nauseous.

linguine is a seafood pasta shape imo not for meat
I'd do a spag bol with tagliatelle minimum
short pastas are decent for creamier thinner sauces with less meat content but otherwise are relegated to use in salads imo

pasta delivery

Mad how Anon Babble is back like nothing has happened

loved mafia 2 me

conches are the best for spag bol, they make little sauce bowls

rorke's getting his head kicked in

one of my fienst gimmiques

that isn't an answer mate
obvsiouly god has a coloer
everyone hs a colouer

look at that hairline, she is trans but thats ok /brit/ is a trans inclusive general

That thing absolutely everyone loves? Yeah I don't like it me.

always been fond of rigatoni me

fusili is great for salads because it holds the dressing well, but short tubular pastas like penne are versatile for either smooth or chunky sauces

nigatoni

spaghetti bolognese does not exist

why does god obviously have a colour

it was revealed to me in a dream

good shout pavel
might make myself some lazanki tomorrow in your honour

Ingredients for recipe from the Academy of Italian Cuisine

250 ml of meat broth
50 g of butter
250 g of ground beef
250 g of ground pork shoulder
100 g of ground bacon
100 g of carrots (1 carrot)
1 medium onion
50 g of celery
3 tablespoons of extra virgin olive oil
1 glass of wine
500 g of tomato pulp
100 g of tomato paste
salt and pepper to taste
Preparation

Finely chop onions, peeled carrots and celery; sauté with olive oil and butter.

When the butter is melted and the ingredients browned, add the pork and brown it, stirring occasionally. Then add the bacon (or sausage) and beef. Pour in the glass of wine and let it evaporate. Dissolve the tomato paste in a little beef stock; add it to the meat and mix well.

Add salt, pepper, tomato pulp and some water. Stir well and cook the sauce for about two hours, gradually adding the remaining stock.

pasta is better the bigger (wider) it is
gets more of the sauce on a better surface area ratio

i like the new janny he bans the belgian pedo freak daily and actually fucking does something about the spam here

love it

If God is omnipotent, then he must be able to make himself any colour he wishes to be at will.

choon

youtube.com/watch?v=xM74A_1S9Xc

unc moving like a real /brit/ oldhead fr fr

20 years lads

arseing an arse with my arse

if i were god i'd give myself massive boobs to play with

he's a person
people have a colour

Next have pasta with poppy seeds or strawberries to really get the Mafia to come whack you.

they are scared of this general

What waa Anon Babble like in the mid 2000s?

Serves one

they have stopped even pretending people with any hope of having a family will buy this

making pork, rice and beans

ALL YOUR BASE R BELONG TO US

more anime
more OC
much slower

got the custard pot in the microwave gonna pour it all over my chocolate cake and eat it can't WAIT

why do all people have a colour
explain your reasoning

they serve larger sauces that serve more people

Just found out I have family in Australia.
Don't know what to do with this information.

all i remember are the fit gymnasts from the beijing olympics and tom green

Get them to sort you a family visa and get the fuck away from this shithole

What is your age gap for a relationship for a man in his 40s? Is 41 years to 28 years acceptable?

i've got people in australia, argentina, usa, and venezuela with the same last name as me

come home white man

slower
way more anime
way less boards
no flags
it was a different time

I remember when flags were introduced and how fun things were. I never imagined I'd be filtering entire countries based on them.

18 upwards is acceptable for a man of any age. You might get a few sneers but who gives a fuck really if you're in your 50s and have some 20 something bouncing on your dick?

Y-you don't like snood posting?