Tell me about your neighbor countries

tell me about your neighbor countries
do you like them? do you hate any of them?

I hate all of them. All poor, corrupt, full with criminals. And on top of that both Turkey and Russia are nearby.

meh

Canada

just America again

Mexico

shithole

Kiwis

They're us but with a funny accent

Indogs

Alright

PNG

They love the NRL

Easy Timor

No opinion

you niggas can't stop pysoping the populace, but I like them, they basically run an IQ test at the federal level which I always pass

I hate all of them. All Western colonial projects except for Austria.

Norway

like an hour away

too expensive for anything other than hiking and other shit that is free

always bring my own food and drink

Finland

like a 5 hour drive + over night ferry from Stockholm

Turku and Helsinki where the ferry stops are basically identical to Swedish cities and pretty meh

driving up north is nice, lots of nice water for fishing and good nature for hiking

Denmark

no

I love all of them. All chinese colonial projects except for Afghanistan.

Germany — very strong, very rich — they love Poland's economy now, they really do. They want our business, they want our workers, and frankly, who can blame them? We've done an incredible job, the best job. But we have to watch them, folks, we have to be very smart, because they always think they know better. They don't. Poland knows better. Always has.

Ukraine — they're fighters, real fighters — very tough people, very brave. We like Ukraine, we really do. They’re fighting for their country like nobody’s ever seen. And Poland — beautiful, strong Poland — is helping them more than anyone else. More than the EU, more than the UN, okay? Way more. Nobody gives Poland enough credit. But that's okay — we know, we know.

Russia — total disaster, folks. Total disaster. Aggressive, dangerous — not good. We have to be tough with Russia, and Poland is tough, maybe the toughest. NATO? Wouldn’t work without Poland, I’m telling you. Very strong. Very respected. And very smart — much smarter than people think.

Belarus — little puppet state. Sad! Very sad. They could be great, but they made very bad deals. Very bad leadership. Poland is standing strong on the border. We build walls, we build fences — and guess what? They work. Very effective. Everybody says so.

Lithuania, Slovakia, Czechia — fantastic people, fantastic countries. Good neighbors, good friends, but everybody knows Poland is the leader. Number one in the region. Not even close. They follow our lead, they look up to us. And we like that. We like winning. We’re gonna keep winning for a long, long time, folks!

yes

all of them are anti-italian racists except san marino

I love my churka brothers and I hate the chinx people

Gay polish

Canada

Irrelevant schizos ( only the white ones, visajeets do not count )

U.S.A

Land of opportunities but filled with schizos as well ( and those joggers )

Guatemala

Cool dudes, their women are really hot, well they are brown and short but they make me so horny

switzerland?

I love all of them but they hate me...

what do central asian chinxpipo act like? are they the same as the east coast chinxpipo? are there lots of uyghurs?

no argie ever called me nigger

Germany is our retarded big brother, who can't handle freedums, makes retarded political decisions and tries to force them on others as well.
Belgium is our schizo little brother, who keeps pretending everything is okay while it's obviously not.

They are okay. I like them both in their own special way.

fuck them all
fuck us too

our neighbours are all the core euro countries. i have no special opinion of them
honestly we're basically the same now, just with different languages. there are no truly meaningful differences anymore between a frenchman, an italian, a german, a spaniard or an englishman

Hm The English are really nice once you put them in check, French really smell, polish are pretty awesome. Dominxans are pretty cool Haitians are wild
Average Americans are obese and dress badly
Like you don't realize how fat and how badly Americans dress until you get around normal people

Norway is literally like 20 steps from the end of my property but it's just forest.
Been in Norway proper (the fjords, cities and smaller towns) a few towns. Beautiful country. Feels like home but with RTX on.
Only been to Finland once during a booze cruise to Helsinki, ate a meat pirogi at a kiosk, had a couple smokes with some drunk fellas and bought a bunch of metal albums in a music store.
Have only passed through Denmark on my way to other countries like Germany so no opinion there.
In general, no complaints. Good neighbors to have open borders with.

when you’re talking about belgians are you talking about flemish and walloons together? also what do you think of danes?

You guys smell terrible at least in the Caribbean and are generally... Animals
Its out there. No offense no one likes French people not even French people here you instantly know it's a French person based off the smell and the.. pimp clothes

Belgians together.

Denmark is just a backup Netherlands. If we ever sink into the ocean, you can always just go to Denmark.

Austria

Our little brother, should be part of our cunt

Switzerland

They're allright

France

Frenemies, we'll bust there balls but we stand by there side if any outsider dares to fight them

Belgium

neutral, don't realy care abt them

Holland

'ike 'em, simple as

Denmark

they're allright

Poland

Not hate but annoyance. Every election cicle they cry abt muh reperations and then nothing after the elction. EVERY! ELECTION!

Czechia

'ove 'em, simple as

my neighbours

we should be one state since we speak the same language and have the same customs idk why we are divided on arbitrary borders.
i still hate them though

do czechs really larp as germanic irl? do germans find this cute or cringe?

what about oman and yemen? aren’t they both pretty different from you guys or is that overblown?

Your women love us though

I love all my neighbours :)

tbf most american woman love any western european men
my friend’s ex gf cheated on him with a 5’7 Portuguese exchange student at our uni

they don't have to LARP, they are and its cute

I like uruguay and chile
Mixed feelings about paraguay and bolivia (their behaviour) but is not animosity.
Brazilians are fine

replace russia with israel and we have the same struggle

romania is more a colonial western project than an actual western country

in my experience traveling there, Austria just felt like a more patriotic version of Germany (i even ran into a big gay animal rights protest the last time i was in Vienna)

sad, women are the same everywhere my fren

Greenland will pay for their illegal occupation of Hans Island