/brit/

the gf, as it were, edish

Anon Babble has to be one of the worst boards
like an entire board of catyanks

timmy's crush and future reason for bankruptcy

why does the australian man like asian bug women so much

don't worry everyone stand back, it's alright
i speak a little australian
GOOD DAY MATE
PRAWN BARBECUE
BILLABONG
er
DIDJERIDOO

4 cans of this straight down the gullet lads
God damn that's good

got so much to do

my knob needs seeing to

egg

what like? its sunday

elton john internal bleeding

youtu.be/LPD8ed5uco8

i thought aussies all had an anti-authoritarian rebellious streak because so many are descended from criminals
but then there was that covid business, and we were all reminded that a large proportion of australians are descended from the prison guards too

creg

like what

Going out and doing stuff is so tiresome
Who wants to spend 5 days toiling just to spend the weekend getting dragged out to some outing with people you don't particularly like when you could be at home doing your own thing

wanking

Mull of Kyntire
da da duh duh duh duh da da duhhh
Mull of Kyntire...

what a tune

Anon Babble loves to stereotype atheists as fedoras and neckbeards etc

But these stereotypes do not prove atheism to be false

a job and a house

not so useless then, good for you

Why do so few people wear seatbelts

fedoras and neckbeards

today they're called internet tradcaths

here you can hear forest fans singing mull of kintyre in the football stadium just down the way

youtube.com/watch?v=XkIdtLCI9us

poundland coke

Do they not?

I am Anglo-Saxon and I descend from recent settlers, not first wave criminal scum

True

i wear my seatbelt

luv me lake girls
simple as

can hear the neighbours having sex0r again

so, here he is.

RORKE!!

been sat in silence for the last half hour because i was listening to two things at once, so i turned the one thing down, and then the other thing came to an end
what am i like

Despite what is commonly believed, only a small percentage of people are inside a motor vehicle at any one time

Feel utterly lethargic lately lads.
Lost my discipline to exercise, my sleeping pattern is fucked, I feel demotivated at work.
I can barely motivate myself to play games any more. I had set myself a target of reading 25 books this year but I've only read 3 so far and it's nearly May.
My life is slipping away from me.

youtu.be/UoNqxpHay3U

can't believe this was made in 1984
manny was always so much better than london

got glen campbell on

Program

FOY

Get on the amphetamines

science will win

win what?
it's not like religious people are trying to cast spells on the scientists who are blowing up churches with science-based weaponry

don't recall asking. have you tried being less of a boring cunt?

fucking bursting for a poo

Cold showers, no seed oils and semen retention will fix you

um

i love slightly older women like this

put too much demand on yourself ain't you? just take one thing at a time and it will all fall into place

what do you do instead thats so fun?

source on this queen

erm

Cold showers

Povvo cope innit

suselida

nowt better to do on a sunny sunday morning these buggers

um

cockmogs me!

what are the demands of youth demand?

reading a book at the moment about JFK and the fella was mad for them

The battle of ideas, I guess. Science allows nations to develop better technology which makes them stronger. Religion allows nations to... pray to fictional entities

*pisses on the nearest yank*

probably some vague shite that is just a mask for communism

Science allows nations to develop better technology which makes them stronger. Religion allows nations to... pray to fictional entities

that video is unhinged

went for a walk and there were so many of 'them' about being generally noisy

crazy how all these leftist runts are rich kids

birds?

NINTENDOOOO
LOWER THE PRIIIIICE

sick of them
wish they were all sent back

so seeing i out

I don't. My life is just a blur of work, come home, eat, browse Anon Babble or watch porn, before I know it it's 10pm and I've barely done anything.
I don't know how I'm meant to fit in reading, gaming, exercise, watching films/TV, plus relaxation on here, cooking, cleaning and more into my daily life. There's not enough time in the day. I want to learn different languages but I just don't know how to get the time.
I live at home so I don't even have to do that much but I still feel like there's absolutely no time in the day.

they're ostensibly anti-endurance competitions, however i think their covert agenda is simply a desperate bid for attention

seen a few of them in the park myself, warm day like this doesn't require much clothing :)

Religion allows nations to... pray to fictional entities

That's not an argument

SEND THE BUGGERS BACK

just find it mental how its normal for women and young girls wear skin tight shorts, may as well be going out naked

bloke there cheating on his bike

Trying to pack too much in to one day and you're coming away feeling like it is impossible
Drop the gaming
Don't bother with TV/films much
Keep /brit/
Up the cooking
Read x3 a week
Exercise x3 a week
And once a week take yourself out for a pint after work

best times of year for it are now and autumn when the leather and shiny leggings come back out

i've found that the amount of Anon Babble usage in the day will expand to fill any time not forcefully set aside for other specific tasks/activities
it's quite disturbing to think about

/brit/ is like a cursed village tavern where everyone’s pissed, everyone’s sad, and no one’s allowed to admit it without getting called a spastic nonce

At first, the regulars think they’re just "having a laugh," but over time, the walls start to close in. Poo posting becomes a way of life. Irony becomes the mother tongue. Someone says something genuine? Immediate public execution via greentext and bradleys

People arrive thinking they’re special but quickly realize they’re just another tired face in the endless sea of schizo posters and cuck spam

Deep down, /brit/ posters love each other in the same way feral dogs love their pack but the truth, you ask? /brit/ is both the disease and the cure. And you’re already infected lad. Light up another darren, open a tin of piss, and get the bradleys posted. You’re home.

Semen Retention
Drop the processed food
10k steps a day
Medidate
Read
Find god

Fixed your life.

dont believe this. what time do you get home from work

mad how gods punishment turned him into that

/brit/ exists because humans crave social interaction and if you're not getting much social interaction in the real world then you'll look for it in other places, e.g. on the internet

/brit/ is obviously not the best form of social interaction but it's probably better than nothing. No social interaction would just drive you crazy.

um you cant post that!

not allowed to post that mate

Might go spar and get a pizza to cook
Not sure I'm good to drive yet though

get on the mag + zinc and vit d3

most retarded post in thread

closing the curtains now before the sun gets in

fenian bastard

erm
did he just post the ponies outside of the pony board

If you can't provide a counterargument then you are the idiot

today there will be wine

/brit/ works for us because it is busy. if there was another uk based anonymous chatroom which was busier i would probably use it instead.

i tell you what, these new black out curtains are excellent
i should've got these years ago

dont like the person i become when im angry, usually very polite and carry myself well but when my heads gone im a horrible cunt

think i made a local at the gym hate me because i cunted him off when he didn't really deserve it and he's a proper sound lad as well fucking sick of myself and all the needless aggression i carry like a fucking mong caveman cunt

bank holiday tomorrow thank fuck

my friend...

let me guess, no gf? I'm in the same boat brother. it's loneliness that's killing you, not lethargy

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the wank

Actually might even be brown on a bike slop

I am still proud of this fried sheepshead fish and chips

could always apologise

what happens when one day the bankers cant get their bonuses

the nhs the 1% tories transgender

we'll end up like bangladesh as a slave economy making jumpers for 15p a day

dont know why dark n stormys are so underrated, ginger beer is an S tier mixer

just gooned to zo lala ghetto gaggers, feeling aryan as fuck

looks like heathermong was correct

not the type of thing i'd do really

bbc sissy hypno gangbang

business idea: work out which yank senators and congressmen are trading based on insider knowledge, and invest in the stocks they're buying (provided those stocks haven't already made a large profit)

too sweet

business idea: protein poo cakes

thanks hun aha x

mad when you see someone who blatantly had a thick monobrow until they shaved it but they went slightly too far, or did it asymmetrically

implying I have any idea what you're talking about

ffs I owe a lot of people money now

a poo you say?

why is Anon Babble even still a board
at least Anon Babble has the excuse of their franchise being continually updated so there's always something to discuss
just seems a bit weird to have a board for a specific programme that ended over half a decade ago

what's happening with those sausages charlie?

got one of them chicago pizzas in the microwave

FINE day Sunday. NO post on Sunday

had to swear off spirits because it kept turning me into a total psycho, but i'd love a nice moscow mule on ice right now

oh fuck when did Anon Babble come back? just returned from my holiday you see

i knew none of you fucking losers would stay on soyjak. all fart and no poo you lot are.

despise no post days me need me post got me deliveries

containment i imagine

why would anyone go to a site made by redditjak posters

I love stouts and porters i didn't think i would but i got to try Sam smiths imperial stout and the London pride porter

wen timmy gets bored

Genuinely cannot comprehend how evil the southport killings were

Genuinely cannot comprehend how big danny d's wilbert is

need a girltwink gf

Sir Southport loli

remember when they cloned that sheep and then never did it again because it's unethical

theyve been cloning sheep and pigs and cows for years
every cow you eat is the same cow you moron
you really believe there are billions of cows being made naturally? its all CLONES

piracy innit

Meh

i now believe this

loads of sheep have been cloned
and pigs and cows

might clone myself and wank myself off

if ethics mattered then they wouldn't be trying to make this a reality

i cloned myself this morning

everyone here is a clone of me
hence why you all have the same username as me

Might clone my dad and have 2 dads :)

That time when MN used diegos name and got diego banned from his militant shitposting

can't do this as i'm a bastard

RORKE
RORKE
ROOOOOOOORKE!

black migrant gangbang

going to be honest with you lads, i'm gay

*bums you*

Is this an Idles song

might ching mans own self

At this point you're better off believing the opposite of whatever you could hear from the media is true. I refuse to believe anything I read from a book, watch on TV or hear on the radio, I instead rely on my intuition.

does germolene work on ringworm?

62-year-old man accused of raping, recording homeless victim

any of you lads own a fleshlight? worth buying?

any roundmeal man in

i do but she prefers it when i call her aoife

make your own

this is a symptom of low iq

i got a sex arse once
feels nice at the time of use but not so nice afterward

cloned fleshlight

can't imagine the extent of porn brainrot one has to endure to use anything but your hand to pound one out

the christmas tinner is the superior abomination

not that anon but come on
how many times do they have to lie to you before you stop trusting them?
it's like you (and millions of others) are in an abusive relationship, with lies instead of slaps around the head

i bought one in the sex shop on oxford street while steaming a few years ago
fucked it twice, was pretty good, then threw it

funny how you assume i trust everything the media says
its either full trust or zero trust with you extremist weirdos

how often has your intuition lied to you?

Foreverial tiedup Toby, fully permanently delitized, full permanent bologna head and a full permanent bologna body with two permanent bologna feet, a permanent pastrami nose and a permanent bologna, ham and cream cheese tongue, twe permanent ham lips and a mixture of tomato, pizza, bbq, and taco sauce running through permanent bologna veins to all permanent bologna organs and permanent bologna insides as foreverial tiedup Tobys blood type. Fully wrapped, all foreverially tiedup all over from fully delitized head to fully delitized foot, roped mummified leaving only head and feet visible through bondage.

i can kind of see the appeal of asian women when they have butts like that

whats wrong with it

gen z never stood a chance

i regularly wank over my fortnite skins lol

watching some IPL cricket

how do you know which news stories to trust?
independently verifying their claims isn't trusting them

i don't keep track
probably a fair bit if i'm honest
i'm not the anon who said they rely entirely on their intuition btw

what if someone cloned a person

Awesome, love that you're open to newer stuff too. Here’s a mix of more recent bands (say, 2000s to now) that carry The Smiths' spirit — whether it’s the jangly guitars, the emotional vibe, or the clever lyrics:

Alvvays (dreamy indie-pop with jangly guitars — Antisocialites is fantastic)

The Drums (very Smiths-y in the beachy gloominess, check Portamento)

Beach Fossils (light, melancholic indie; Clash the Truth is good)

Wild Nothing (lush and nostalgic indie-pop, like Nocturne)

DIIV (dreamy, emotional shoegaze-influenced indie rock)

Real Estate (clean guitar tones and bittersweet melodies)

Interpol (a bit darker, but the emotion and drama are very Smiths-adjacent, especially Turn on the Bright Lights)

The Pains of Being Pure at Heart (mix of sweet sadness and fuzzy indie-pop)

Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever (Australian band, jangly, energetic, really smart writing)

Crumb (more psychedelic, but has a soft, sad indie atmosphere)

King Krule (if you like the moodiness and a more raw vocal delivery)

And honestly, Fontaines D.C. and The Murder Capital are also pretty interesting if you want a modern twist — darker and a bit more post-punk.

Would you want me to put together like a little starter playlist based on the vibe you're feeling?
Are you leaning more "sad and pretty" or "edgy and moody" today?

which ones haha lmao

Jean "literal paedophile" Hollywood

Unc's shit himself again

feels like a /mug/ on the menu

LIV
ERP
OOL

the new sabrina skin i bought recently x

he ever stuck owt up her arse or what?

BA
RN
SL
EY

yeah probably
more of an ecksochittle man myself though

so what a clone would still be born and die and live their own life

seen her pink turd cutter

thse slags look like fortnite skins

the amateur interracial porn scene in this country is so dead bruh

what if someone saved your dna and then sometime in the future cloned you a million times and had the clones perform slave labor

lets her bf stick it up her chuff but his wilkins is sadly very average

are those characters really inspired by pornstars
like explicitly
like there are twitter messages confirming it
like is it real

hey pal.... clone this

My folks, they told me to reach for the stars

My pals in the force told me to reach for the brass ring

Then my wife died, and I reached for whatever came in a gallon and cost a buck fifty

o'rorke on a madone

none of these look alike lol
guess gen z also has facial blindness too

omg they both have a sleeve tattato and one is brown and the other is brown!!!!

another human being with my exact dna would still be a sentient human being with rights not a robot

looking forward to failing my exam tomorrow for a class that I only attended two lectures in and only started revising for last night

playing the 'craft

t.lead dev of fortnite and gooner

is anybody still playing big mmos in 2025 i need something to do

in the future anything can happen, rights can be violated

spotify or apple music?

starcraft huh

what if our ancestors are watching us

they'll have seen me do three grotesque wanks this morning

DID YOU JUST TAKE A PICTURE OF HER BUM?

ive got some big mmos for you right here pal

shut yo gay ahh up

is that a tranny or a real woman

hopefully they miss this afternoon's efforts eh lad

got me big mmos out

grim ugly yank cock

SOOGS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

thought all you mongs were staying on soyjak?

There's a consensus on this site that the Covid vaccines "didn't work"

Except they did.

They saved millions of lives.

That's a fact.

Whether you choose to believe it or not doesn't change it.

wtf is soyjack?

what should i do for lunch lads

he has a poo stain on his wilkins

need to cut the booze out
maybe even the vape as well
get back running a few times a week reliably
taken stock of my current clue inventory and find myself wanting

i'm about to crack open my first beer of the day

leftypops demanding that she re-shoot this scene but with a black willard

how rorke was born

It's quite literally not a fact as it is impossible to prove with complete certainty that anyone had their life saved from a fatal covid 19 infection by a vaccine, it is impossible to prove that a different outcome would have happened in any case, and I say that as someone who is vaccinated and not a schizo. The grand picture suggests that the vaccines probably did work and did reduce fatalities but it is simply impossible to prove with complete certainty.

your understanding of the situation seems to be based on star wars

There's a consensus on this site that the Covid vaccines "didn't work"

Except they did.

They saved millions of lives.

That's a fact.

Whether you choose to believe it or not doesn't change it.

seen a lot of proven liars saying this
hard to trust anyone saying this, because of the utter lack of credibility of the people making this claim
saying "trust the science" doesn't make me trust you

Farting up a gay porn storm

Problem for me is I am a morning exerciser, I get up early and do it because I prefer to do it then, and it means I get home from work in the evenings and have free run at the beers if I want.

~fucking lol

only adverts in london that are not diverse

can't argue with this

Another beautiful day in sunny Cheshire.
Lucky to live here and another reminder that multiculturalism doesn’t work.
(Wales / Wrexham in the background.)

As every schoolgirl knows, the Bayeux Tapestry contains more penises than women.

just done a berocca coloured piss despite having not taken one
might be a bit dehydrated lads

excerise just so you can drink

dire

really love this choon ngl

youtube.com/watch?v=j_sG_Juncn8

get a life you sad freak

dunno about you but i loved covid

muh white genocide lol shut the fuck up rorke

based if true

my dad's holiday has been cancelled

love gaming

going for a run just so you can drain beer down your gullet isnt a life mate lol

Shame is that that the mustache will never be as cool as it used to be

st george doesn't get a holiday why on earth would your dad get one

Quitting the vape is a lot harder than quitting smoking, due to how much more nicotine you get from vaping
I've been tapering with pouches and I only started feeling normal after a week and a half of quitting vaping. Fucking rank shit desu

same, i was put on furlough for most of the year, the weather was nice. made me realise i could be perfectly happy just existing

I want to eat Emma Watson's poo.

literally not the point I was making you complete spastic
fuck off

Trying to rizz an Asian bird

”Hehe, when you smile your eyes disappear.”

fried foreskin for lunch

st george was a cunt and my dad isn't

We're all friends here, no need for the harsh language!

Actually doing much about Palestine or just throwing some paint about yeah?

Got the ole 'gefap tab open lads

literally not the point I was making

I am a morning exerciser

it means I get home from work in the evenings and have free run at the beers

lol

suelad????

should have told her you were megarich, the only thing asian women care about

you watching the match today, alds?

devastated the cunt

reckon my plan will be just doing it once in the morning then in the evening
maybe dropping from 20 to 10 to 5mg/ml

kill yourself

cant tell if i got bad hay-fever today or a cold coming on

About 5pm
I don't try to do everything there each night

um

hideous bitch

can't wait for gen alpha to sort this mess out
can't wait

Even though the guy in charge of Samuel Smiths is a literal real life Mr. Burns, they do some pretty good beer, the nut brown ale and the organic lager are both excellent.

where the heck is the peen

fucking um sensor going haywire

the quality of posts in this general has taken a sudden and sharp downturn
therefore if anyone wants me, i'll be in for the rest of the day

Exfoliation is the process of removing dead skin cells from the outermost layer of the skin, revealing brighter, smoother, and more youthful-looking skin. This process can be achieved through both physical and chemical methods, and it helps to improve skin texture and tone, brighten the complexion, and aid in the absorption of skincare products.

Well they ruined Nellies in Beverley with their gay 'no phone' rules, in my humble opinion

I just lowered the quality in there too

NEW

I went into the sam smith's in st john's wood a few years ago and maybe two other people in there sat in silence
was waiting for a mate to show up and having a drink on my own in this completely empty pub and got my phone out, and the fucking barmaid stomps over and tells me to put it away
honestly laughed in her face and just left, the beer's cheap enough to leave. It felt absolutely ridiculous and frankly, no phone pubs are shit. I'll decide how I want to spend my time thank you.

I occasionally see older British gents on the train here. I approach them with a friendly

You alright Bazz?

Each time.
t. Yank