LADS FUCKING STOP MAKING ME MAKE NEW FUCKING NEW THREADS FFS edish
/brit/
poo smells hahaha
what cans are you on tonight canslad?
I want to drag my willy over her face and the bald parts of her head
do you answer the call?
poo smells
don't like this style of haircut
women with any part of their head shaven are revolting
that's why i could never goon to christy mack
no good mate get it chopped off NOW before it spreads
it's crazy how garbage websites are if you disable ublock
not canslad but vodkalad
got another vodka
cooked the two last hot dogs in the container
listening to arctic monkeys live set and HAVING A BLOODY GOOD TIME
are you bent?
Bulmers. Literally the same shite as Magners.
Not bad.
First can was bad. The other er.. one out of ten was nice. Have to drink faster
Not bald, lad
So you don't like the Sadhbhs that are war criminals?
not a fan of the irish cider meself
english bulmers is alright
im personally on the the thatchers gold, probably the best weak supermarket cider
oh my god are we fucmking back ...
a new thread eh? *wiggles fingers* well DON'T MIND if i DO
at least it was a new thread before I HAD TO WATIT TWO FUCKING MINUTES TO POST IN IT
would absolutely kill for a chips and doner meat combo right now
waistline would not agree with it though
It's literally the same stuff. Just different branding
Just register your work email, lad
mid-goon, i learned of the moscow attack.
i saw the flicker of life extinguished through the cold lens of a webm.
for a moment, i understood the absurdity of it all.
then i kept jerking it.
nah i meant this one
en.wikipedia.org
different to the one thats called bulmers in ireland and magners in the uk
new gooning strat
stroke it to a pornstar with the same birthday as yourself
i lucked out bros
mi woulda mash up a box a chips an' doner meat right now, seen?
but mi waistline nah go tek dat kindly, y'know.
this bitch has some great anal material
corr what a fucking BOSH that would be after a few skulls YEAAAAH BOYYYyoutube.com
is there a pornstar database to peruse or shall I just use google?
are you bent?
doubt they give their real birthday out
Why aren't you reading the gospel Kenneth?
IAFD
iafd.com
Women have run completely amok it's wild
Males need to get a fucking grip
install a bunch of mods in oblivion
game now crashes
Right then
Off to keep drinking I suppose and posting about the cans
ever since traci lords, age verification is a big fucking deal
They really do dominate the world now
*to the tune of should I stay or should I go*
pooing a willy out my arse
mad how you can't do polls on inferiorchan
strawpoll.com
ever put a can up your arse?
youtube.com
i'm john kenneth and i like dags
reminder cansnonce is a 47 year old alcoholic homophobic transphobic virgin
pope's dead
piss poowank jr
love dominant women
sour trannard detected
Time for bed lads
queen's dead
so yeah
get in there deeeee laaaaaaaaaaads
mad how you're not all monged up on the booze like
sounds based
any faggot hater is a-ok in my book
good lad then
what'll it be bossman?
not trans just love to shag them
uh ill do the donner meat and chips please boss
and some garlic mayo on that please
Er, spaino?
You forgot: roleplays as judge dredd
can you mention that next time, thanks
large mixed kofte and doner with salad, chilli, and garlic sauce
corrrrrrrr
did it yesterday
formulating a wank today
get on da booze like la
all nights
every nights
ever shoved a can up your arse?
can't do it all again i'm too weak
would simply never trust a pakoid to do fish and chips properly
get out of /brit/
GET THE FUCK OUT OF /BRIT/
FUCK
if i SEE you BACK HERE
FUCK
*scampers off out the front door and gets hit by a car*
or anything good
Got the River Monsters on
youtube.com
based bobert
got the pizza and the garlic bread and the burger
got blackout steaming drunk at an art show last night
was not my finest moment
it’s weird
im not gay but i genuinely enjoy being around and talking to british men but i fucking despise every british woman ive met in all my travels (bar one divorcee i met in mexico who was very funny)
going watching pink floyd live at pompeii 4k remaster tomorrow
fucking love the pink floyd
so this mod requires this OTHER mod make sure you have it
uhhhh I won't get the required mod
why my game crash
FUCKING ABSOLUTELY FUCKING COCKGOBBLING TWAT I AM
quick cum and then a pre-kip cuppa methinks
Warner Ziegler
any stories to tell?
ask a manager if I can finish early on Tuesday because I feel unwell
they said no
some normies want to finish early to go out on the piss
they said yes
hey hey easy on yourself x
rightly so
Anon Babble is back
Huh
It's very good to see you all again, gentlemen
noice
I'm not a man
thought i wouldnt miss this place at all but caught myself a few times having a retarded thought and wanting to post it on /brit/
on the wine aha lads xx
someone gave me weed apparently and i stormed off into the night and passed out in the back of a car covered in vomit
welcome back x
getting steaming
driving about on gta iv
might get a little albanian on an ebike to bring me scran, decisions decisions
innit
love coming here and posting stupid shite that enters my mind
kek
yeah man, gonna get some booze and rock out to rogers basic-yet-sufficient-yet-not-remotely-as-good-as-gilmours bass lines
haha you fucking champ
leftypols dorm being quarantined due to his woke mind virus spreading forth through the Peterson Academy campus omds
john “bull”
gets cucked by blacks and pakis
lmao
Who?
how long has the 'chan been back up and running lads?
Daily reminder about Canslad: he laughs at spaino
tfw no debbie harry gf
2 days
went to a goth night last weekend and couldnt even tell the boys on /brit/ about it. got adopted by some goth birds and they started putting guyliner and all on me lol. was a good night tbf.
Picture this, a day in December
Picture this, freezing cold weather
shoving a can up canslads arse
showing racism the red card
cor
Lads, can I just say, there's nothing quite as fun as a massive fucking set of chebs on an eastern european girl
c'mon take a chance with us
hotdogging canslad's arse with a tallboy
did you look cute with the eyeliner lad?
While I may be a small-tit-thin-waist enjoyer, I do find pleasure in the buxom women.
just thinking about it there now lads and realised that it was a bunch of goth birds who adopted me so it wouldnt have been guyliner it wouldve just been normal woman's eyeliner. wasn't in a gay way though, just in a goth way. and i got to kiss loads of goth birds so win/win eh lads?
suicide fuel
ive missed out on everything in life
can do nowt about it
He's a 47 year old disabled man who lives with his parents and roleplays as Judge Dredd on Anon Babble
we're gonna pin that as a mild win
you lost a slight bit but gained in a way many of us would wish to
we expect better in the next encounter
(maybe a few lines of charlie to get you there?)
yeah and what are you LOL
posting your grindr bio again are we lad
you're a 27 year old "disabled" man who lives with his mum and roleplays as a woman on Anon Babble and in real life
Spaino, come on.
I do it in real life too
Jealous of me roleplaying as Judge Dredd?
I do like the slimmer women of course but something about Eastern European women who look like they just go done killing some boars and can breast feed the village makes me feel like mating with her
done him
28 year old t-girl studying a biology degree and employed by the highest paying supermarket in the country
Who is the UK rooting for in the Pakistan vs India war?
i dont do drugs mate. emo music is my drug (i didnt know there was an emo goth event on that night i just went in to take a shite on my way home from an afternoon pub meet with the lads)
hotdogging EW's arse as she's dressed in her Gigi cosplay
jai hindustan
hope they're both nuked into glass tbqhwy mate
Excellent webm
What the fuck is wrong with jeets
What’s going on out there?
i dont do drugs mate. emo music is my drug
just did 3 poos in 1 go
spaino, your gimmick of insisting you're some fucking hotshot for being employed at a fucking aldi will never fail to amuse me
It's like you're a fucking 16 year old faggot who just discovered he can work legally
Wait... fuck me, that's it, isn't it? That explain so, so fucking much
Not literally, fuck me. Please don't get the wrong idea. I do not consent to a tranny sticking his willy near my big hairy arse
it will happen in your streets as well so sit back and enjoy the show :)
still cant believe we have a fucking government agency called DOGE holy fuck
cor
Misogynyic Rage
erm
small 'l' libertarian
cunt violated the NAP, he's not one of ours
ALDI has a rigourous application system.
Online application
Interview with area manager
Interview with store manager
Trial day
And I passed all that. Whilst you're here larping as Judge Dredd on Anon Babble and crying because your mum forgot your microwave burgers
What should i order?
havent you called in sick numerous times?
managers dont like that.
he is isnt he
Women violated it first
reheat your pizza in an air fryer
All of the above wahey. Just had 2000 calories in one meal myself, no regrets
Reckon he posts here?
dreadful day
good riddance its almost by with
Wouldn't it make more sense to interview with the fucking store manager first, you retarded faggot?
Why the fuck, in your roleplay, would actively interview with a much senior manager first?
In fact, I'm going to fucking apply to see what happens
big kebab
women have the mental capacity of children, and thus, cannot seriously violate the NAP
ALDI has a rigourous application system.
>Online application
>Interview with area manager
>Interview with store manager
>Trial day
all that for minium wage lmao
Fucking hell, GCHQ are getting fucking lazy aren't they
falling for the ordering a pizza propaganda
went to the pub and honestly hate going outside would much rather have drank alone inside
I called in sick twice in the whole time I've even at ALDI.
Blimey that takes me back
Hard to believe I used to spout that bollocks haha
It's a euro or two above minimum in Ireland, lad.
And I think he is telling the truth - I did a quick look around and it does seem like it goes to area manager first
So either he's dedicated to his larp (very possible since he spends his dole money on VPNs and passes) or he genuinely did fucking apply and (ideally) got it and that weird looking faggot was actually him that got posted on here
what happened boss
yeah they hate that mate.
unlucky
then you started believing the governments line that immigrants were good for you haha
we've all been there
ew working in aldi while canschad makes 4x that as an officechad
Ive literally posted image of me wearing the uniform. Just because you larp on Anon Babble doesn't mean everyone else does you rotten cabbage
That's what libertarians think thoughbeit
whats shaggin niggas
that stubble
LOL
indian niggas in the 2025 kashmir war be like
nothing that bad
wont moan about it
theres folk FAR worse off than i
hopeful tomorrow is a better day x
gets your boobas out
hey dalaron my mom she got me this new game
ate nobeads
I make more, around 4.5 times more but I'm not an office chad. I could do work from home if I wanted to but choose the office because of the chebs
picrel, lad
You're getting rekt faster than your mum's knickers after you shit in them while wanking
Teaching the natives to get along
employed woman's tight arse
what a classic
youtube.com
They pay a bit better than other supermarkets here, it's still shit money though. I had an interview with aldi that I blew off and it sounds about right what he's saying.
US $ 6.15
Are you retarded?
might make my hobby buying uniforms on ebay and seeing where i can go
Imagine having the retarded commiemong son of a cia officer wanting to help you and you send him off to the meat grinder. Truly the Russians are retarded
I do believe him
Whether he's a retard or an autistic retard is a different tale
COR
Why's your currency in £?
sounds like a flex
Did a bit of fishing today
1943 Wehrmacht uniform?
absolutely grabbling on the vape
out of boozykins and must suffice on my buzz
Posting on this site got me a ufo visit from the devil hahahahaha
why do they hate Katy petty so much
What else is he good for?
kahteem
on the nic pouches
Ebay
Not sure why, actually
The other stuff I looked at was in euro
Can't link since spaino will report me for advertising
wow I'd get to meet peter theil
lad at work ive seen shoving those in on teams
give me the vape any day
do i buy a steamdeck
heh
they always come back
food industry has us all by the balls
Something noncey about this
fyi parents kahteem is a nickname for ketamine
Resist the anti christ! Spread the gospel!
prefer them me
stick one in and it lasts ages
They could tell him he’s more useful to them back in Washington where he could pass them some info?
More than this at least
You're right
I can't live without food, complete foodcuck
imagine the smell
flip on the telly, wrestle with jimmy
whys his arm so long LOL
I said, ooh, girl
share with me your insta reel
Baby girl
Turn me on with your electric feel
I said, ooh girl
share with me your insta reel
Baby girl
Turn me on mr lewis o'neill
What fucking info is a manky little commiemong going to pass them
He literally served more use to them getting stabbed by a mongol or whatever happened
for me, it's ac/dc live at river plate
knowing that angus is the star but malcolm is driving the fucking bus
"weezer ish" - richard ayoade
wanking to trannies before bedtime
hangovertoil loometh
everything is awesome
2 weeks with a deano is the cure for lesbianism
fuck
reminded me to get a few glasses of san pelegrino in me before bed
nice one laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Gary Cooper
Hangovertoil is the best fucking toil, next to the Latvian wearing the incredibly fucking amazing yoga pants
Hangovertoil for Canslad is basically everyone looking at me and just not even trying to make eye contact. It's beautiful, lad.
during the chan outage I realized this is the premier place I go to for trannards
aye
3 pints of water for me
should sort me out
based san pelly quaffer
some fit ones on reddit tbf
corrrrrrr give us a name lad
time for the pre bedtime wanktoil
reddit.com
yeaaaaaaaaaa
few glasses of some of the best sparkling water in the world while winding down with a bit of G'n'R
youtube.com
we in our THIRTIES and we CANT wake up clean from a night of boozing ANYMORE!!!
You are disbelieved because your penis is erect
nothing wrong with wanking to trannies
but pretending it doesn't make you gay is lying
and lying is wrong
This is the kind of girl who I keep ending up with. Please help
Jesus Christ, King of Kings, Lord of Lords.
scots are the cause of so many of the world's problems we should really do something about it
yeah but there's way more dogs there, plus the good ones spam their uploads across all the variant subreddits. I like Anon Babble because it filters all that nonsense.
we got mousey executed, so that's a start
genuinely cannot understand why youd ever want to buy physical media
give me ONE reason why buying digital media isn’t superior
I add that stuff to my sour cherry syrup and add lemon and rum
ohh boohoo stinky cider foid yuck no thx !
got the dhoop cones on
nag champa
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nag champa
i drink it so i don't feel like FUCKING SHIT tomorrow morning
Commiemong crying into his das kapital
also got the dhoop cones on
nag champa
try it with rum
Gonna do a watch of Africa Addios and Empire of Dust later on.
reading a physical book is superior to reading from a screen, but for music and video there is no difference so might as well go digital
likewise, there is no substitute to seeing a great work of art in person
no sane person can tell me that looking at a jpeg of the statue of david is the same experience as seeing it in person
that said, digital can't compete with a live orchestra either
youtu.be
not less than 2 weeks later she turned straight and wasnt in a gay relationship LMAO
das krapital more like haha
for me its goodbye uncle tom
i don't drink the rum
i'm allied with the vodka manufacturers and the blondie record producers
Just got that feeling of overwhelming doom and despair when I realised that when my parents die I'll genuinely be lost in life.
das krapital
when's the last time you woke up wishing you hadn't lads?
everyday
How do you do, fellow fascists?
why dont you try to find a purpose in life?
I don't get it
i don't think he's a glowie, just autistic
my kindle holds a library of 1,000+ books
pray tell, without my digital means of reading the books i have, how would i keep such a vast library of physical, cumbersome, awkward books in my house which does not have a library?
oh, that'd be 2016
took mdma once, and it sorta fixed it, was in the gym the next morning and got to fixing my life
then i got a xanny habit, cold turkeyed that fucker, put me in hospital lol
but smooth sailing since haha
May God guide you and bless you. He returns soon
reddit.com/r/BritishCelebrityBabes/top/?sort=top&t=all
i did not know keira knightly made some movie where she is being...whipped? spanked? while her tits are out. seems an odd thing for her to have done
rorke proclaiming 'deus vult' from his smelly bedroom despite never having attended a church service of any denomination
i have digital books because it saves space, money and time. there's no point accumulating a horde of books unless you reread them all, which isn't usually the case
also my local library is dogshit and just not worth the effort
They like shitty wine coolers and alcoholic energy drinks here
just done a load of farts and now i dont really need a poo that badly anymore
employed women
she passes so well, i wish she was my gf!
that's a sign of constipation
i'm not talking about collecting books, just reading them, and reading from a screen is objectively a less enjoyable experience than reading from a physical book, only a bugbrained yellowskin would disagree
she's a real woman
its ALDI that employ stinky delusional bpd troonards
This is in France
I simply just don't enjoy life and I purely live for my parents sake.
Thanks I pray to god all the time but I never hear back or feel his presence.
She just needed a good dicking and now suddenly she realises she loves cock omdz the memes just write themselves.
*pat*
whats going on with the india pakistan thing then?
don't know; really don't care
can tell they are pro-tranny from this image it really says it all
You're at your local Aldi and you see this gremlin calling customers to her til.
What do you do?
bladdy fuck you bastard bloody fuck you bloody bastard bitch
the lads, as it were
romanesque mogs gothic it's not even a contest
been there a couple of times, it's nice
8But what does it say? “The word is near you; it is in your mouth and in your heart,” that is, the word of faith we are proclaiming: 9that if you confess with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. 10For with your heart you believe and are justified, and with your mouth you confess and are saved
Blessed are they that have not seen and yet have believed
There’s not one good Kebab and many shite Indian stores. So, rooting for Pakistan.