Cardinale Anon

him constantly dropping the n-words would be so based

we will probably have a Pope saying “DA GAYS EAT DA POO POO AND THAT IS SIN. WHY ARE U GAE?”

Pizzaballa

black pope will be kino. all trad-cath white larper latinx will shut up

Pizzaballa the arab lover, because I want to see Paolo Sizzi seething hard, since he from bergamo
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Ayo, why yu not on crusade.. MAKE CRUSADE

kek this

Who are these literal weirdos? Where is the GOAT Dom Odilo??? Some of these countries don't even have a primate.

rolling for Pizza

t. Country that had a black president

t. Country that had an indian prime minister

Timmies lost

I think it's going to be either Parolin or Tagle
I don't think they're gonna go with a hard conservative pope right after Francis

mark my words. They're going to choose a moderate. There's no need to alienate the conservatives any more, but it's not like they're going to choose someone who would destroy everything the last pope did. So a "bridge" pope is the best option

Either 1, 4, 5, 6, 7
Because they look like what pope would look like

Isn't Tagle seen as a moderate?
He also could get diversity points without the african "wyh a yu gae" brain

it's gonna be Tagle
he's moderate, neither too progressive like the cucked old whites nor too conservative like the African guy
The Philippines is also a major Catholic country

Zuppi is too good to win

9 Robert Sarah! Would be hilarious to see leftists seethe over black pope who is massively against gay, abortion and muslims and also for chastity.

Robert Sarah would be the equivalent of Clarence Thomas as pope and he's too old. If they decide to pick an African for the sake of picking an African they'll go with someone less divisive like Turkson or Besungu (who aren't in this picture).
However Africans are more conservative in general.

personally hope it's tagle, turkson or zuppi since they aren't chuddy, but 9 seems like a perfect choice to piss off both sides
the conservatards will hate him because he's black
the libtards will hate him because he's a chud
keke

barack obama is still whiter than "whitest" italian though

also

pizzaballa

kek

the final showdown in the conclave will be a stalemate between the african and the filipino, only for pizzaballa to become pope because he loves arabs and #freepalestine o algo

A Filipino half Chinese Pope sounds so out of place.

just get used to it. One day it'll happen anyway

Robert Sarah
A black chud pope would be hilarious

OMG OMG OMG HE LE HATES LE FUCKING FAGGOTS SO HEKIN BASEDERINO FUCK ME DADDY :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I like Calaca de Mendonca, he's the youngest.

I like Cloaca de Madonna, he's the youngest.

Pizzaballa

you won't fool me, Nassim

anyone under 70 becoming pope

Good luck

Catholicism is derived from traditional Lebanese culture.

Yeah 20 years with the same pope sounds dull, ngl