/brit/

looks like a bauble

hey I just met you
and this is crazy
but change my nappy
I am a baby

Right lads, off for the cans. the BIG fucking cans. Yes lads, the BIG cans.
Chips? Erm... I'm not sure, lads. Had the medium lunch so might just go for the small chips
seven made in a row

Ruby's tight arsehole consuming my penis.

don't see how i can be expected to live up to jesus
i can't turn water into wine or cure the dying

So is this /brit/ now?
Theosophical debates about the divine nature of Christ and Ruby posts?

Got scammed 5 quid for still water me

imagine a 2 pint can

jesus: I'm god!

5 mins later

jesus: why have you abandoned me, god?!
yeah okay

it's saturday afternoon and we're all suitably bevvied
perfect time for a bit of theology patter

normal men 20 years ago put images online of 17 year old transgender girls and yelled at them for being into sissy trans porn while recording?

omds

cus you don't have any holy spirit

his BIG cans are 440ml cans he couldn't even handle a pint can lad

carlybender returns

5 mins later ruby spam commences for the first time in weeks

hm
HMM

Has she had surgery to look like Elon's sperm deposit Grimes?

what did she mean by this?

500ml
Sometimes I do bokkles that ar a liter

four degrees above freezing here right now
what's all that about

our harriet

youtube.com/watch?v=iH9gfix3ro8

new glinner podcast out

England Women just won the six nations
Final Score
England Woman 43
France Women 42

say something nice about them

she getting nonced or summat

she spotted an NBA star in the crowd

theosphoical is a different thing to theology baby z

She is looking at my willy

Commiemong on a mad one

i don't know what it is but it looks like it's about to puke

rum folk

Rorke rearranging the map when I'm not looking to put the nearest spoons miles away

that's what you look like on coke

Just realised what I posted Kek
Anyone want to discuss Madam Blavatsky and the Krishnamurti?

what is it about the trans thing that has driven gen x leftypol insane?

mmm theosophy mentioned
getting excited

Victoria Starmer is a milf

getting troublingly close to buying the oblivion remaster

corrr
phwoar
lovely english roses

she is a shebrew too <3

White people can't do Hinduism right, same reason why Hare Krishnas give me the heebie jeebies

t. actual Hindu

Might join the navy

looks like a tory
is a tory
is married to a tory

It reminded me how right I was. Much better game than Skyrim.

NANCY
A
N
C
Y

did a couple of gay sex poses in the shower last night and it felt real good on my back

so apparently the chon hacker was a brit

Pirate it, lad
If you don't know how, I'll instruct you if you're on PC

cheaper to just get game pass for a month

I have a thing for Jewish girls

i don't have a problem with buying games that i'm going to sink potentially hundreds of hours into
my concern is that it's a buggy unoptimised mess

never mind chose to buy another copy of skyrim
cheers todd

um wrong

real sick of reddit spacing x posts about grindset silicon valley health rorke shite

Imagine being Steve in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Natalie Dyer, you're fuckin' fine, all sexy with your skeletal body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Steve and not only lay on that bed while Natalia Dyer flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her ribcage and sunken eyes, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while you had to suck face. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's PRETTY and DAMN, HER TITS LOOK LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her Bony fucking Draugr face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and soon to be alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Kansas. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively all over you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to lay there and revel in her "Hot (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Steve. You're not going to lose your future Movie career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Alright leftypol

had a fit trans girl grind on me in omg plymouth

how did you know she was trans?

fuck u lucky fuck how did u manage this

In a recent poll, a whopping 44 percent of Canadians said they supported the idea of EU membership

sorry fatty, skinny is beautiful

from the front or the back?

She can’t help reveal the thirdy within

she was in a gay club and she looked a bit like a man

canada doesn't even have free trade between their provinces and they want it with the eu?

What the hell are you blabbering on about?

So pirate it
If it's fun, just buy it and carry your saves over
You can just copy the files into the steam library and it'll detect them saving you the time to redownload it

Lad, could you kill yourself, please? Thanks

unironically want this, if we we can't be a nice boring country filled with people let us just become singapore and acxtually punish people for being dickheads

1000 quid is a bit ridiculous

didnt know you were a vile transphobe cansnonce
never reply to me again x

what were the tories thinking choosing her over jenrick
It's genuinely one of the most baffling decisions I've ever seen

reckon i'll just buy it
easier init
and it's the cost of shop at the asda

the fuck is a headphone dodger

did you see the poll where we would rather rejoin the UK than being a state? pretty kooky ain't it?

got no mates

big get is coming up

didnt know you were a vile transphobe cansnonce

how?
he's racist and a misogynist too

expecting anything less than what you get from tories

who's more pro-britain, libs or cons?

Not just against trannies, lad.
Against the faggots too.

It's a problem not being mentally ill

It's fun from what I heard. Played the original and liked it back many ages ago

Not racist, lad. I've a Latvian friend

Why not?

feel like a lot of people aren't embracing the practicalities of the fact that you share a border with the US
like do you want to be mexico?

to be honest i usually just see the irish flag and keep scrolling to the next post

im having pizza and beer y'all mad jelly

was hoping you troon loving freaks would have offed yourselves during the down time, but i forgot you're all from reddit or discord anyway

cos i'm an insufferable twat

canslad not translad

i've had a pasta bake and i'm sipping on wine
so no

Lib Dems put forward a motion/bill/idea this week that suggested charging people who blast their music on public transport with a thousand pound fine
Which I unironically agree with because it's always chavs and roadmen or immigrants who want to piss you off, or thirdies who literally cannot conceptualise giving a shit about how strangers feel about anything

wasn't thinking about some American runt at all to be honest but I'm glad you had me in your thoughts x

2 bhaji

lamb tikka dhansak

butter chicken

keema naan

sheekh kebab

plain rice

yum yum yum

because its weird mate. you ask a normie and they think its weird, they all know its just a sexual fetish.

its weird, nobody cares if a man wears a dress they just dont like em

lads, i've heard Anon Babble is back. is this true?

Feels good to be back

mad cope. bet it wasnt even take away pasta

no

Boobs are just arses on the front

it's about equal but the further left party is a bit more inclined to leave the commonweath because of natives feelings towards them

don't like the lack of specificity in these posts

big fat bastard
also how much for all that

that must mean you've got tits where your mouth is

Feels shite having a post cool down again also miss using a 'pn might need to cop a pass tbqhwyl

boobs produce milk
butts produce shit

got over a hundred likes on a tweet my personal best

guzzling down liquefied gigashite that I put in the food processor

and they're historically more pro-french if I'm not mistaken
can't imagine quebec niggas are too fond at bending to knee to king charlie

just deleted my skyrim se mods folder to make room for oblivion remaster
it's happening

big gets incoming bet they're wasted

his mum's milk must have tasted like shit that explains his confusion

prefer not to say

Wasted GTA love bitches wasted

crystal palace into the fa cup final

it had better be a poopost or else i'm giving all of you a slap

Tempted to pirate it myself, lad

I do have fond memories of Oblivion but at the same time, fucking level scaling

open the fucking pubs

only think i remember about oblivion is being really impressed with the graphics (lol) and the oblivion gates being cool

grow up gamer kid LOL

both good opinions
the graphics obviously look dated with all the bloom but it was undeniably an attractive game
and oblivion gates were cool, much like dragons in skyrim

She's single and all since she found out Kier is a battymans

BIG GET INCOMING

They fixed the leveling issue.

World bids farewell to Pope who told people to 'build bridges, not walls'

Wow. Very profound.

bet the get will be in some shitty language that will translate into something gay

undeniably an attractive game

it was one of the first games i had on my 360 and the bloom looked so hecking realistic

im a gamer MAN

lol

Bought a month of game pass a few weeks ago and so I tried oblivion out but my PC couldn't run it

Did a gay porn dance in bed with my bf this morning

You are my FAVORITE /brit/ poster

Sorry state of affairs when we have to threaten people with massive fines to get them to act in a civilised manner

Leftypol says anyone who's at least middling attractive looks like a tory

shut that jew bitch up

the singular open the fucking pubs poster

did you go willard to willard?

it chinese night

Yeah, and willard to arsehole

yeah

the oven dodgers are the problem, not the headphone dodgers

Have the Lib dems forgotten they're supposed to be about liberty and freedom of expression

Nah nvm I take back what I said this is dope

we golden sword up in this mtherfcker

Just seen the football results

bumsex in the morning is not worth the risk

got the Craig Charles on

how can your pc not run a game from 2006

as expected other than >villel

That looks like dograisin

Powerful....

decide to buy oblivion

have to log into my cd key shop account

forget password

too many request fuck off and try later

Suppose I'll pirate it, so.
I did try to buy it.

they're supposed to be about winning
and their core demo is southern middle class people who want a change from lab/con but are too financially comfortable for anything too radical
they know their audience
it's why they've even caved on immigration which is bizarre given how GAY they are

can i introduce you to the gamebyro engine

It was clean

he himself lived in a walled fortress

back to your bin city brum scum

Shh it's about to start!

have you ever heard of steam freakazoid?

imperial prison sewer

Like most people here (some won't admit it) I went to Reddit while this place was down and it was mental. Here I can get in an argument with some mong and call him a spastic but I have no idea what kind of person they are.

On Reddit you get in an argument with somebody who is acting all smug and virtuous and then you click on their profile to see that they have 100,000 karma that all comes from porn subreddits leaving comments like "WOULD LOVE TO SEE THIS BEAUTY PUT HER FIST IN HER ARSEHOLE" and "STROKING MY FAT COCK TO THIS PREGGO SLUT PISSING ON HER OWN FACE"

Really makes you think, these people are among us.

you don't know what's lurking up that pipe after a sleep though. too risky.

Ssh I'm about to fart!

Got a £7k bonus this month

so is the oblivion remaster good?

That's what I'll do
I'll buy it on steam for the faster download, then refund it and get a crack
Fuck paying full price for this remaster

corr lends us a tenner
(just a joke, i make 75k a year)

No one told brav about the sharty :skull:

and he travels in the pope-mobile, which is basically a tank

sex

blud's on 120k worry about 50eur for a game

evaluates any javascript that server sends

so exactly what a browser is supposed to do?

Unreasonably peng

darn I missed it

What was it?

a fannois

is there anything deadpool can't do

It depends on how many hours I work/what I charge but the point is, I don't pay for shit until I test it
If I think it's worth it, I'll pay for it

got the atomic shrimp on

nice fat pusser

the one and only time i like my gigabit virgin media internet is when downloading a new game on steam
this would be like a four hour ordeal back on talktalk in my old apartment

Rorke has a slip of the tongue at the pub and says all the best wank material is on Tor.

The lads share a glance at each other and change the subject.

makes me sick

for what

crip walking to the smiths

do your clients have the same attitude when paying you i wonder

Toiling you workshy bastard

2 months into my new toil
We only have to come in one day a week but there's this one lad who comes in literally every single day
Makes me look like a right lazy bastard

Don't appreciate it

this happened to you didn't it

Just had to redownload a bunch of games after resetting my PC.

2.5 TB in one afternoon, would have taken fucking ages if I was still on shitty open reach lines.

I swear redditors like to picture themselves as their favourite witty TV character like House or Sherlock whenever they're having a discussion online
They always have this overarching smugness and try to get in their little one liner epic putdowns
argument, name is one of their favourites

the pope-mobile, which is basically a tank

Not really no

God I love the idea of pregnant women so much. just being able to spaff in them freely no consequences

Lad, are you seriously comparing me pirating a fucking €50 game to someone entrusting me to unfuck their entire business?

I make £110k

Toil

Bought a 'dumb phone' today lads, going to use it to curb my screen addiction

can i introduce you to the concept of capitalism for the first time?

name is one of their favourites

What does that mean..?

Sir Bog Trotter

test

Spending too much time reeling?

Too much gay interracial?

thought about using a minimal android launcher but im barely on the phone anyway
only on it at night in bed when i want to post on the /brit/ with the boys before sleepytimes

had sex with a latina goth last week and wasnt able to tell the lads on /brit/ until just now.

lads, had sex with a latina goth last week.

the 'ole 'station

pakis and jeets rioting in the streets of london

ah yes

They'll write something like

"That's not how that works, Darren."

Just oozes with self satisfaction

youtube shorts is the problem

saw him eat dandelions and now I want to eat dandelions

told the lads on Anon Babble that barca and real madrid were playing in the spanish cup final at 9pm and I got called a foreign cunt by 7 different people

I understand xenophobia when it comes to muslims but when it comes to spain it's a bit bizarre lads

that thing could survive a bazooka hitting it

FOJF

I went through that phase. The thing is smartphones can be useful in the way of GPS or just quickly web searching stuff if you're out of the house. Plus having a smartphone is like having a nice camera in your pocket at all times. If you take pictures of shit like I do.

Just saying you'll probably return to the smartphone Lol.

this nigga never heard of al-andalus

latina

FOY

huge fan of you thinking you're worth more than a game that will make orders of magnitude more this year for its creators than you will in his your entire life

Feeling enriched yet?

Ireland has loads of em

had sex with a latina goth last week

latina goth

bro that is insane. highly based combination of female

how you found one I have no idea, but nice

got some new doc martens lads

um

that a fanny

janny wont take kind to this

right well that's a girls vagina

what makes life worth living to you?

Wanking
Warhammer
The footy

even though latinx girls are objecitvely more attractive than south asian girls, I feel more attracted to south asian girls than latinx girls

even more bizarre is I'm more attracted to black girls than east asian girls, and the white man is supposed to love east asian girls even more than golf

Reckon you just end up like what you grow up around and I am a Londoner at the end of the day

i said UM

um you may not have noticed lad but you cannot see that lady's willard it appears to be obscured

umming hard rn

Love to berry my face in that minge and slobber away

tuckin your pants into your boots mate idk....

thats it /brit/ is officially lawless

Er

looks sore

got the 'p on

interesting combo

mad how women have holes up em
big cavernous voids carved out of em by god presumably

just belched

hmm

Get soon

gots my jordans on x

based oral giver
absolutely top tier fetish, and i wont be dissuaded
apparently though, most girls dont like it because it feels "selfish"
i can't attest to this because ive never had a gf, you see

apple

can I know
can I know
can I know

i've got one but god put decided to put poo in there

need a poo but cba

Only then? It's a great service all the time though

What difference do you see between East and South asian women?

frankly a mental decision
surely it could serve a better purpose

We should all post "doing a poo" for the gets

alri

could easily poo if i wanted to

Got something better lined up

that's bollocks, women love having their fannois scranned, it feels good for them you see

she is pretty, women are magic

keeping my powder dry for the get
i'll go down in history

it's the same service as talktalk the rest of the time
the only time i notice it is when downloading a 100gb game

THE DIGITS COMETH FOR /brit/

hate when women are like sabrina carpenter isn't a degenerate she's just following the bold tradition o pin up girls. bitch she looks like m3gan

doing a poo

rorke dreaming about getting the get

honestly looks pretty mid mate.

even for the time oblivion wasnt that good looking of a game.

i see. when* i get a gf i will apply my fetish and report back
*if, as im an incel, you see

The use of the word "Latina" is the foyable offense

Jimmy Saville, a hero

doing quite the poo.

quite the poo indeed.

doing a gay porn poo

its sunflower, the kansas city kitty!

spreading poo all over my bedroom again

poo peng gay porn

poo smells

doing a poo

poo

Hate wogs

sucking a golf ball

graphically it was average
but it had a look and a style, the cities looked brilliant and the creatures iconic

wahey

teen girls legs in tights

pg tips leaky

miserable shite weather

what do you call them then?

lew*s quietly reopening his instagram account

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

But that's what they're called. Are you saying there's a unique british slang word that replaces the word "latina"? Cuz I dont think there is mate.

كس امك

another win for america

Ok mate

we didn't get it, i see
very disappointing

got upset watching zoomers make fun of oblvion remastered

wasted

roar

wasted

it do doo

yeah a lamb kebab for me boss
make sure it isnt that halal muck

HERE COMES THE FLOOD OF JFS LADS
BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES

katy perry has scantily dressed over sexualized women as empowering - gets shat on for it

sabrina carpenter has scantily dressed over sexualized women as empowering - gets praised for it

Lefties are hypocrites down to their core

giwtwmpov

indeed it does. indeed it does.

YOU FUCK

poo smells

right well that's a sex webm isn't it

SCREAMING

poopoo peepee

yeah great that
like a bit of the blue stuff

david cronenberg and samuel beckett are brothers

win

knocked that cunt off his flying carpet

poobros... our response?

Can't fault you there. A lot of people have high speed internet with no real use for it.

disgusting

اذا ترجمت هذه الجملة تعال شيل امك عن زبي

the difference is zoomers are unapologetic with it. while millennials were cringe cases

That it do

why do we call people "boss" or "bossman" when they are clearly servants

get bent

Did that cunt actually post kids

outstanding GET

timmy with the polish escort

merda mentioned, very based

it's a term of endearment
i call people "mate" all the time when they are in fact not such

The numbers don't lie.

we

brown claws

youtube.com/watch?v=m0MwmqDLpV8

right get the fucking new made, sick of these jf's coming in for the get, we're not doing a screencap and if we were we'd only include /brit/ regulars now fuck off you wankers

no! i'm white as a snowflake

They call me JF and I'm proud of it

357

deary me get it made

why do we call the very tall man Tiny!?

clueless foreign retard

why is zoomer culture wog derived

poo

eat the poo poo

TRVTHNVKE

thats a tomato

Saar...

based burger bringing in the hard facts

It's just the smellz.

retarded niggerfaggot kys

I hate /brit/, I hate Angloids and I hate (you)