/brit/

LOVELY FUCKING CHEBS edish
Going out for the scran sub-edish

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the capcha has changed

yeah?

43 year old man. bet you're fat too

Oh yeah the captcha has changed has it? I wouldnt know about that

me and the wife

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need to see her bare tits
need to have them in my mouth

Right, lads.
Going to take the rubbish bag out, going to go to the shop for the scran.

Now lads, how fucking BIG do we go? I could do the BIG scran or the medium scran. I'm not doing the small scran.

If I do the BIG scran, I'll get the small chips later. If I do the medium scran I'll do the medium chips later.

It's a science, see.

47*

We can rebuild her

how do you dress in the summer without wearing the same as a year 6 boy

american big

Have they released the Anon Babble pass info they doxxed yet?

chino shorts
polo
birkenstocks

crazy how they have yet to top bloodborne

Remember trying Cialis for first time and it never worked at all other than giving me a headache, grim. Not even medication can save me from being a mentalcel.

remaster when

grow up little boy

ktim
couldn't get hard so I got some cialis but still couldn't so gave up trying to have sex. proper freak me barely even human

crazy how they have yet to top bloodborne

think if you spun a nigger around on a point really really fast he would achieve liftoff due to the lift created by his bbc like a helicopter’s rotors

Pretty funny that it turned out there actually was an Indian janny on Anon Babble responsible for deleting at the anti India threads

long sleeved linen shirts, madras shirts, polo shirts
webbed suede belts, cotton belts
jeans, cargo trousers, shorts
sandals, thin canvas trainers

nothing wrong with that is there
anti india threads are against the rules

i mean, the problem with city this season is focus, you're just not seeing them get the most out of the games. they're only really getting an edge on other teams (your arsenal, spurs) who have simply a lot more problems
a great example is a derby with united, a team in absolute shambles, but they're only just pulling away

saaaaaaaaar

Alri there Indian janitor?

Explains the huge amount of cuck posting a british hate threads

Scared to try it again
That was obvious, I got banned for light indian remarks but not banned for much worse

dress like you've kidnapped madeline mccann, got it

A toast! To the return of /brit/!

Prosit!

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Rorke saving his best Nike ACG runtwear for the summer BBQ

Binned off Walkers and started getting Golden Wonder instead

She'd be 34 now

to be honest it is quite difficult to separate the association with IQ and regional accents. Especially when you have some west country somerset accent. Imagine an air traffic controller say ALROIGT MY LUVVERS JUST GOE AND LAAAND THE PLANE ROIGHT THERE IN THAT FIELD

If Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and the UK had a CANZUK free movement policy, would you move to another country, and if so where and why?

you reckon she'd be fit or what

mad how their salt and vin is blue

i'd stay here near my cats and my dog and my dad

canada and start a family with indian woman

Blonde blue eyed scouse slag. Probably

but you already have indians at home

On the afternoon of April 14th, a hacker using a UK IP address exploited an out-of-date software package on one of Anon Babble’s servers, via a bogus PDF upload.

need the UK range banned

200kg x 5 deadlift, completed. Mad how strong I am and nobody could tell.

yeah? you think maddie mccann is fit? that it?

Salt and vinegar should be blue though
Just Walkers who have to be awkward twats

was this post too good for /cum/?

Heaviest weights you lift are the ones you can't see

You asked me hypothetically if i thought she would be fit now at the age of 30 and i told you my answer

And that lad? Spaino after his threadmeister gimmick got shit on

bought some nice new pants. it's important to have good pants.

fookin hell lads look at us the GDP line go up and we're going to overtake Japan haha

Get that on a poster and sell it at the gym

Comfy weekend ahead

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um

Immigration works leftypol was right

190 making a comeback

Why have you still got Christmas lights up?

how can there be a 13 trillion dollar difference between estimates
are they literally just guessing

bet your fanny pongs

Six million Africans needed for the final push

*economists start sweating *
Haha no.. no look its very complicated you couldnt possibly understand

just realised they're different years LOL

whats that animal

why are we poorer than ever then who gets all that gdp money

champions again ole oleeee

Just saw a news article headline saying the TV license is 'unfair to women'. How can they possibly spin this? Not clicking it obviously.

The yanks, Amazon and Meta
Funneled back to the US through Ireland
Told you cunts to stop buying cheap chink shit off there but my warning went unheeded

sxyprn has an age restriction check now

i remember when Brazil allegedly overtook us in GDP in 2014 and we didn't hear the end of it on this board with everyone mocking us. Turns out it was completely wrong and they were lying.

That's where I stole it from actually

I only get my porn on tor browser now. I care about my privacy you see

got 4 addictions and counting

um

the vast majority of criminal convictions for non payment are women

sounds like women need to get their act together then doesnt it

Erm... >_>

undecided as to when i'm going to start cooking today

Probably because the trauma of systematic and institutional sexism makes them forget. Its not like a man not paying. Men dont have a care in the world life is a breeze

what's on the menu?

pazzy bake

Might banish a Duke from my kingdom and strip my 3rd daughter of her titles before descending into madness

So a law is unfair to anyone who breaks it according to that journalist, fascinating insight into her brain.

women are disproportionately affected by that law

I've been watching conservative Japanese videos lately, and the UK is often featured. In today's video, I saw a topic about hotels for illegal immigrants being used for lodging with tax money. The UK Prime Minister who took office in 2024 continues to put forward left-wing policies. It seems that the UK is in a mess now. Are you okay with this?

The UK Prime Minister who took office in 2024 continues to put forward left-wing policies

like what lmao

Homepride or a proper one?
What's going in it?

The UK Prime Minister

Sir Poo Barmer?

Google race riots in UK and you'll see there have been anti immigration riots every decade since the 50s despite what the government says

Alri King Lear

some aubergine and some peppers and a red onion and a load of garlic and a tin of tomatoes and some sour cream and a bit of paprika and some basil and maybe some oregano
and pasta obviously
and mozzarella on top

the 120 second cooldown is interesting
seems if you click the 'get captcha' button on one board, but then halfway through the countdown, you click the button on another board's thread, when the 120 seconds expires, it won't let you post and makes you wait 120 seconds again
can anyone else confirm?

You got that James Dean daydream look in your eye
And I got that red lip classic thing that you like
And when we go crashing down, we come back every time
'Cause we never go out of style
We never go out of style

You got that long hair, slicked back, white t-shirt
And I got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt
And when we go crashing down, we come back every time
'Cause we never go out of style
We never go out of style

Lush x300

love the idea that people think they put up "illegal immigrants" in hotels

Come not between the dragon and his wrath

Prime Minister Starmer

can't i'm afraid

Wheres the protein

in my cats' bowls

320k viewers and the chat is broken, fix your shit YouTube

well?

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Will Britain be taken over by Islam and the British people wiped out? What will be left after that? What will be the impact on the world?

never heard of him x

remember when you lot got nuked lmao

What will be the impact on the world?

Anime figurine merchandise sales will increase

*pulls back eyes*
*sticks out buck teeth*
*puts on kimono*
ME SO SOLLY ME SO SOLLY
*GONGS*
YOOOOOOOOOOOO
DING-LINGA-LING-LING-LING-LING-LING

HO-HA! RET ME TELL U A REGEND FROM MY PEPLE. A ROOOONG TIME AGO SAMURAI COME TO MY VIRRAGE, THERE WAS A MAN WHO HAD THE STRENGTH OF A DRAGON BUT THE WISDOM OF A MONKEY

screaming

Remember when your prime minister was involved with some weird cult and someone actually assassinated him and then no questions were asked about all these other politicians involved with the same cult. Probably fine

UK IP hacked 'cuck

BritishGODS we won

tfw it's the weekend and you don't know what to do

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PDF uploads have been temporarily disabled on those boards that supported them, but they will be back in the near future.

One slow but much beloved board, Anon Babble - Flash, will not be returning however, as there is no realistic way to prevent similar exploits using .swf files.

not good enough really is it. press F to pay respects

the bbc adaption with hopkins was great
need to find more of bill shakeys works set on filum

reddit openly taking the piss out of jeets
adding 'saar' and 'do not redeem' to their extensive vocabularies
we won

Human who call Japanese people "nukes" as soon as he sees Japanese. I have to say that he has low intelligence.

He isn't wrong doe
We been sold down the river lads

i do i just dont want to do it im happy lying here in my smeggy bedroom

have you considered that being racist is worse than having low intelligence
probably didn't enter your massive brain

Mass migration is but a symptom of the true problem, that Britain has lost its connection to its former culture, land and most lamentably one another. I will never be okay with sharing the country my forebears built with fresh off the boat blackies, but I have far greater cause to hate those British who have facilitated the decline, and implemented the systems that permit and encourage the masses to come to our shores. The UK is finished, all that is left are echoes

Are you all a nation of paedophiles? Can't imagine living in a country like that.

love toil
love doing backbreaking labour for a pittance wage
love risking life and limb because toilberg doesn't give a shit about workplace health and safety
love sitting in rush hour traffic for at least 30 minutes for what should be at most a 5 minute drive home

Human who call Japanese people "nukes"

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smart people are racist, they're just clever about it

rumour going around that 190 is the hacker

Is there a way to stop politics from becoming so corrupt? At least, I didn't vote for him.

the funny thing is they've clearly changed NOTHING about Anon Babble's code since the hack, they've just disabled pdf uploads. there are so many other vulnerabilities they just don't care

if you're a pass user or you've given Anon Babble your email or any other personal info you should be very worried

I take it all the good /brit/ posters were lost in the 10 day wilderness

Always preferred the radio plays, there was a great one on YouTube a few years ago of Richard II done by the BBC that's since been wiped.

youtu.be/fQOYAlUMgpU

Absolute stauncher of a cast in this one, can't believe they ever stopped doing these, easily worth more than the entire RSC boxsets they make

you should be very worried

yeah just think someone might send me an unwanted email

how the fuck does Japan have a population crisis? I will personally impregnate every japanese woman myself if thats whats needed

let's get this into the mainstream media by claiming he has ties with Nigel Farage

mate the government is using every single device you own to spy on you 24/7
what do you think some kid in his smelly bedroom is going to do with a throwaway email address?

they don't want you mate

saaaaaaaar

What was good about our former culture? Just uptight protestant bullshit and ransacking the world

had to keep texting my m8s that i was doing a poo

if japanese women wanted loads of kids they'd have them
they don't

Who is racist? I can't grasp what you say.

literal jannies and mods were using personal emails with their names in it, i imagine MANY passcucks will have been too
you really think the majority are using a throwaway?

Who is racist

you
hope this helps

might shmoke a poipe

theres a really seething indian leftymong in here at the moment. you know who im on about

if you're not using a throwaway then you're a literal mong and you deserve to get hacked

for me, its finding a nice chinese woman and pumping no less than two hapa kids into her
big fan of the chinese women, me

I'd happily halve my intelligence to be free of the herds of Africans that have infested every space of my beloved hometown. That anyone could look at these loud, dirty, ignorant, rude demons and feel anything but disgust is incomprehensible to me

In Japan, people who are so quick to make fun of arguments like this are considered crazy and no one will take them seriously.

doing a poo x

nonce nation thread

no i dont link his posts coward

racism has protected japan
tolerance has turned western european cities into shitholes

haha me too mate. i love them, i dont understand any of them but i love them

you're a mong if you're giving Anon Babble ANY email, especially if you're paying them for a fucking pass.

in britain calling obvious nonces nonces is part of our culture

In Japan

You mean that place where you live?

yes but I will be dead before then
japan is increasing immigration too and will eventually end up the same

Russia is nonce central mate you're all a nation of jimmy savilles

I'm not him, and I like Japan. Japan makes great cars for example. But I do think Japan should not make cartoons with paedophilic qualities. Obviously not all Japanese cartoons are paedophilic, of course. But some are. And they shouldn't exist, in my view.

I'm not a racist. It's normal to say that illegal immigrants should be kicked out.
The left is quick to label people as racists and prevent debate.
This is a cancer on the earth.

max upload still 4mb

Oh my days what a state

its you. you know the one going mental about british culture and shitting on us, and proclaiming racism to be the ultimate sin

The stiff upper lip. Doing the right thing not out of fear of the law or social repercussions, but because of a shared sense of common deceny. Respecting elders.
Lee Kuan Yew visited London in his youth, and recalls exiting the tune at Piccadilly Circus, and seeing a newspaper stand that was unattended, save for a hat for you to put your coins and take your change. That, in an era when Britons were significantly less materially well off.

'

there was a funny statistic that once came out from the United Nations that reported 30% of all Japanese women have prostituted themselves and its engrained in their culture

Just back from the shop picking up some popcorn

you see your problem is that your base premise of "illegal immigrants are put up in hotels" is obviously wrong
and then you try to make out like other people are low intelligence when you can't fact check a headline

Just seen a thread on X of americans dumbfounded that Europeans dip bread in olive oil

i didnt say that you schizophrenic FREAK

He thinks he's winning

Alri Richardthefourth

Anon Babble is an imageboard not youtube mate

changed babysteins nappy for the 4th time today already
right little poop monster

you see your problem is that your base premise of "illegal immigrants are put up in hotels" is obviously wrong

are you on glue

The rate of pedophile sex crimes is overwhelmingly higher in Britain than in Japan.
This is shown by the data
I don't know what you're trying to say
Are Europeans really stupid?
Don't you even know that Japanese people have the highest IQ in the world?

asylum seekers are not illegal immigrants

just seen a post by a boring bastard

Now that the dust has settled can we just admit sharty was better, at least in software terms?

videos with audio

polls

emojis

optional IDs

more formatting options

Done fuck all today and you know what? It's been class.

4mb is fucking pitiful. Most images these days are above 4mb unless they're compressed.
You have NO clue

smallest dicks too
so live with that i guess

paedo

poop monster

ktim

'ce

another megapint down the gullet

i see you've sought asylum from reality

Emperor must take control again

i shoot in raw on my iphone and the images it uploads to Anon Babble are like 500kb with no obvious loss in quality
if you need more than 4mb for your image then your image is too big

theyre getting longer

the only reason why Japan has a low crime rate is because it is against their culture to report any and their police are literally the laziest and most retarded people on earth. A woman will get raped and she'll be like RAPERU SAN I WAS RAPERU BUT I KINDA LIKED IS DESU CHAN UWU and the police will be like B-BAKA CHAN YOU WERE TSUNDERE THIS WHOLE TIME GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!!

It is a fact that illegal immigrants are staying in Britain's hotels at taxpayer money.
Why boast about your ignorance?

Nah, oldtroons love their antiquated shit because it reminds them of the "good old days" or something

No Rorke, a human being can't be "illegal", sit your fat arse down at the back of the room and look away from us nobody wants to see your greasy spotty face mate

Apparently the servers were 2 old dell laptops that m00t had

why yes i am watching the snooker you are correct

Boat wogs are asylum seekers in the same way that russia is undertaking a special military operation

Political prisoners are not genocide victims

You're showing your ignorance again, that's why you're less popular than Italians

It is a fact that illegal immigrants are staying in Britain's hotels at taxpayer money.

no it isn't
illegal immigrants are held in immigration centres until they can be deported
asylum seekers are not illegal immigrants

Really? They say that?

Started watching Lotus Eaters and realised how buggered UK politics is

what does that even mean lol

italy is one of the most beloved countries on earth
and why wouldn't it be

yes asf very funny as usual mate keep going

Going to break into your house and take a steaming illegal shit right on your pillow

Had an advert on youtube the otherday (accidentally used the app) it was an anti reform UK advert sponsored by the labour Party. Honestly bizarre we're not even having an election.

Rorke mate, your grandad wears those creps

a human being can't be "illegal"

yes, they can
that's why we have passports and visas

bitter paki woman still in here i see. the usual passive aggressive and contrarian replies throughout the threads

hmmm yes you are wrong because...
the british empire was evil rorke...
yeah mate thats not true...
are you retarded?
its funny because...

Probably because the age of consent is like 8 there

illegal immigrants are held in immigration centres until they can be deported

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oh I’m banned am i

bureaucratic nonsense
the lands and the seas belong to nature arbitrary human-centric lines of a map don't mean a thing

the age of content in japan is 3 years old

doing quite the poo.
quite the poo indeed.

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sink a few migrant boats then they'll stop trying

illegal immigrants are held in immigration centres

Who pays for that then?

paki woman

sadly for you, we do live in a society
don't like it? take to the trees and live like an ape

who pays for anything? would you rather not pay a thing and not have any laws?

Even the most primitive animal can comprehend the notion of terrority and what land is theirs and what is others

(8) duh-duh-duh-dynamite (8)

unfortunately it is just over for white people
we are fewer than 10% of the world's population and declining
the future is brown, yellow and black

they're illegal immigrants and will be detained until they can get deported!!

Are they deported

No thats racist!!!

So they are held ar the taxpayers expense and recieve food and healthcare at the tax payers expense

i'm not a primitive animal i have agency and a moral code that can overcome my instincts

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starmer is deporting more illegals per capita than trump is

Lotus Eaters

Rorke naming his chudcast after his habit of eating a whole pack of biscuits per day

christ i forgot just how fucking tedious some of you cunts are in the time off. always banging on about the same dull shite.

uh rorke? they're asylum seekers? they've all told the home office they're eritrean. The entire population of Eritrea are on dinghies coming over to Britain right now and no we cant check if they're lying or not because they dont have passports!!

julian can you come downstairs. today my boss received a threatening letter calling me "mummy rorke" and saying nasty things about poo and how you're struggling after you dropped out from oxford brookes university. they even know about the nissan. have you been posting pictures of yourself on 'four chans'?

i haven't argued they're not held at the taxpayers expense, all criminals are
they are not put up in hotels, which was the inaccurate claim

the future is yellow, the browns and the blacks will be their slaves

nobody gives a fuck how you feel about le content on brit grow up

*enters /brit/*

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still came back as soon as the site was up though didn’t you? incel mong

just turn /brit/ off and go outside then mate

pooey pooey bum bum

ah yes millions of them all coming over here are escaping Eritrea hm yes

sow hat did we all ge tup to when Anon Babble wa sdonwn?

alri parkinsonslads

Dear Sir Keir

/brit. more ilke SHIT

just continued posting as normal

We were on Sharty Diego as you well know, saw you there most threads

smearing myself with poo again

wtf is sharty lmao never heard of it

might move to rural Ukraine and teach English to little girls

made some absolutely phenomenal posts without you lot distracting me but sadly no one was reading them

the bar to clear to be an asylum seeker these days is you aren't from a liberal democracy
no one from albania should be receiving asylum seeker status, for example

erm
no

literally every african says they're from Eritrea or Sierra Leone and theres no way to prove it because they dont have passports.

some pretend to be gay and avoiding persecution
should be given a test and presented with a cock to suck

come across illegally

claim asylum

get put in a hotel

Youre saying all asylum seekers come here legally?

wonder what the singular bradleyposter was doing while 4chow was down

Virginia Giuffre, Prince Andrew accuser, dies by suicide aged 41

"She lost her life to suicide, after being a lifelong victim of sexual abuse and sex trafficking," a statement from her family said."

eeeer lads?

is it true diego stopped posting here?

imagine he has a bunch of bradleys printed off that he keeps in his pocket to show to people when they say things

seeking asylum is fundamentally not illegal
asylum can be awarded or denied, britain's inability to have a functioning asylum and immigration system is not the fault of those seeking asylum

posting bradleys on sharty
and we could tell it was just one guy because we had id's on

yeah not seen that posted before. shut the fuck up

Sierra Leone is pretty democratic by African standards

leftymong tries to make the distinction between asylum seekers and illegal immigrants but all illegal immigrants claim to be asylum seekers and are treated as such the moment they arrive. Theres no way to prove they're legitimate because they have no documentation. So we let them stay

fucking screaming howling at tiktok comments brain has turned to mush

Taking poo

how will cathocucks cope when the next pope is brown?

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posting bradleys on sharty

we could tell it was just one guy

time to die

asylum can be awarded or denied,

Wrong, all people who arrive in Britain illegally are assumed asylum seekers until proven otherwise.

bit rude. you heard about the pope?

Its not but using small boats or illegal means is a crime. Asylum claims should be made with the embassy at their country

how dumb or naive can you be? obviously every african that comes over here in a boat will claim hes seeking asylum lmfao

Its not but using small boats or illegal means is a crime.

then maybe britain should introduce legal means of seeking asylum rather than hand asylum seekers over to the criminals
again, this is a failure of british policy making not the internationally agreed principles of asylum

Prince Andrew only had to wait 6years to murder her just as it was all being forgotten about. He always gets his (wo)man

do gays do missionary

ask your dad

ask yer da

does leftymong actually think the africans that are caught in dover are going to be like nah you caught im not an asylum seeker im an illegal please deport me

his lineage? done

yh..

legal means of seeking asylum

Theres absolutely loads of legal means. Simply contacting the british embassy or even using an application for asylum on .gov

mad how snooker's just us and the chinese and no other countries bother with it

snooker? more like snoozer