/brit/

stacy's mum
has a got a nice bum

i have a copy of freakonomics and think like a freak by these 2 and havent read either

reckon i already know how to think like a freak

Where's the lad who said he would go to the RAF museum with me today?
I'm outside now

DON'T MAKE ME GO OUTSIDE

is there anything scarier than dementia lads

People with dementia

Rorke be like "I hate the elites" while he supports the elites

Get a clue mate

nth for the gyaldem

lou gherig disease

the possibility of god existing

is there anything scarier than dementia lads

Is the threat of the online safety act over

mad how it was leaded petrol fumes that was making us all commit crime this whole time haha what are we like

being battered to death with your own willard

got direa

bamboo torture

goes into force on Monday
We're posting in one of the final few /brit/s

is there anything scarier than dementia lads

so this is it, the final /brit/

Spiders

Thought I'd wear a linen shirt today, someone laughed and asked me where I was going on holiday

what about bamboo torture but instead of your nails they plant it under your arse

dont know cant remember

Feeling powerless as you watch your world collapse around you

so where are you off to

"Wherever you aren't" to that

Lads, fucking Hell,, just realized something since I'm awake so early.
I could get the BIG fucking lunch today.
BIG chicken wings. BIG wedges.

I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's

you've been saying next monday for like 2 months

don't forget your passport m8

He obviously does

is there anything scarier than dementia lads

grashing oud :DD

Don't say that

magaluf

Just wear trackie bottoms and toy trainers made in China like all the other plebeians

Alright Ofcom

Lewis in?

well thats horrible that opens up the possibility of an afterlife. what if we have to go on forever and never get the release of nothingness

was going to have a wank but lost interest and the wilberforce went spongey so might just play a game or something now instead. bit sad.

i got my mind set on poo

Why would you want nothingness

going out now so see you later

get the zipties out

close the door behind you

like this tranny me

Heard I'll need a porn license in July

just do it anyway

just ate ice cream

grow the fuck up mate

thought they were throwing romans at the popemobile as it drove past, but they just have their phones out
typical

might go into town and look at them

Quite cute to be raisin

Be an awkward conversation at the Post Office

No i will not

Morning team. Toil at 16:00 pm. Wasn't planning on getting up this early

seen it all, would prefer to go back to nothing as it was before i was born

got a mate called derek who can forge mine

Can't remember.

Back to our usual routine Employed Woman?

I think about 50% of the clothes I own are from Levi's
Just decent everyday stuff innit

just get a VPN and suddenly all the laws Britain has enacted to police the internet magically goes away because mongs in parliament dont understand how it works

BREAKING

SPAINO! MY MASCULINE MANLY PENIS HAVING FRIEND! I missed you, lad!

alri rapelad

Can you fuck off you unfunny cunt

I can't post here with a VPN and I will not be purchasing a Anon Babble pass

I don't think there's a single garden or outdoor space in the country that doesn't have a resident robin

Get all my clothes from George, me. Cheap, unpretentious and good quality.

got one in my garden who visits daily

very sexy how shes hidden her willy so you thin she could have a fanny

mooooreee

You can't afford £20 for 12 months? I bet you have a disney subscription though (nonce)

throbin robin

FETISH SHIT

f&f are alri as well

Something bad is coming…

Exberg contacting me for advice and help after telling me I'm the only person she can trust for the last week out of nowhere, and then disappearing again. A tale as old as time.

Cut my willy off last night with a pair of scissors

not ones with barking dogs

Haven't had a wank in so long. Don't actually have the desire for one now but feel slightly obligated to do so.

nothing more pretentious than people who think they're clever buying cheap ugly shite

Wife mentioned she wanted to learn Chinese, so I bought her a mandolin

older
fatter
balder

is there anything scarier than dementia lads

ill do it for you

can't get my prick up

Not seen anything ugly in George. 99% of the expensive clothing mongs like you buy are cheap tat and mass produced with a massive markup. Its like people who shop at waitrose, the quality isnt any different, its just a long outdated psychological attachment to class and symbolism.

billy eyelash sex arse

ham wallet

Sorry but George and F&F are fucking dire and you definitely look like utter shit

your mum buys you your clothes at matalan

coping poorfags actually believe this

da lost his debit card

And yours works there

Dunelm

the debate about single-sex spaces following the legal ruling about the equality act proves we need a third single-sex space. there should be one for each of men, women and mentally-deranged delusional deviants who can't face reality

giving money to pakis

lil bro thinks hes top g because he paid £300 for a jumper you could get at george for £30 lmfaoooo

I missed you brit

reckon ur mum was fit when she was younger?

yeah i've seen pics

I buy all my clothes from h&m. good quality and cheap. not arsed about labels because I'm not a wog

my mum's sister was a cracker

harrods, gucci, any lvh brand
haha i don't wear povvo clothes

Will you fuck my Jewish girlfriend on the left
yes/no
and why ? :)

your ant?

why do you people wear such ugly little peasant shoes

don't see a reason to get anything more expensive personally, only rich retards fall for the scam of paying more

No, Jewish tricks

she was attractive but not fit

sizing is fucked in there, i've got smalls which are more like mediums and vice versa

Rorke's mum saying he looks snazzy in his George jeans (20% polyester)

they had the absolute best feeling labels years back still got a load of clothes from like 10 years ago purely because i can just mong out and scratch those labels all day long corrr. the black double sided ones

Let my Nintendo Online subscription expire and now I don't have access to Nintendo Music.
It's over

chav buying cheap polyester shite made by pakis so he's got more money to spend on pot noodles and fosters

Won't be able to listen to your Mario Soundtracks on the park bench anymore

The best of the poorfag shops is either Mango or ARKET desu

woke up at 11
already on the booze

ever heard of youtube?

never heard of them

a load of popish idolatry on the BBC
the funeral for the archduke of cantebury would never get such gushing coverage

woke up this morning
got myself a can

mango is zara tier fast fashion but I do like arket jackets and their heavyweight t shirts

whitey on the moon
whats that about

come on mate sort it out

*surreptitously googles idolatry*

woke up at 6 and went the gym me

are you an indian?

No but I've got a mate from Bangladesh

mucho texto

wonder when the pope last performed a wank

Papism is a subversive brown cult.

im so cold on fifa man

That's a mass

Didn't need to, had plenty of arses to shag

Alri lads been on holiday for 2weeks anything interesting happen?

There's not a whole lot better without spending much more. It's quite dire really. Mango have much more wearable and classic looking items than Zara, and generally are better most items. M&S and the like are okay, but pretty raisin when it comes to something that looks a little bit nice and not boring or feeling like George. ARKET can be nice for some items, and sits above the others as a higher quality H&M, but again suffers from looking a little too modern, in a bad way.

Now that I think about it, might not even get the cans! Might just call it an early night again, lads.

Virginia Giuffre, Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein accuser, dies by suicide

Anyone that claims we did not land on the Moon is involved with an anti-White psyop.

the archduke of cantebury

How about uniqlo

are you getting the chippers in?

2 days ago my for you page was nothing but zionists. blocked them all. yesterday my for you page was nothing but ukraine nafo freaks. blocked them too. today my for you page is nothing but entrepreneur grift premium accounts giving me miscellaneous facts n the exact same format. blocking them now. excited to see what tomorrow brings

got a VERY large poo making its presence felt. knocking on the poo door as it were.

the archbishop of cadbury must be the most annoying cunt ever, hate seeing his smug face

the archbishop of cadbury

what did she mean by this

don't get the uniqlo hype personally. it's cheap because everything is polyester. you can probably do worse but it feels like it's a classic japanese must be better obsession

The men's items look quite modern and soulless to me, a bit like H&M or George

Sir Poo Barmer

A lot can change in 6 years!

archbishop of cadbury

that was in 2019 pal

nonce cope

rorke's da away to the match

Manufacturers of AIDS drugs commonly fund LGBTQ organizations, which in turn, lobby to advance policies that increase AIDS drug sales

Doin a think

full kit wanker

Why are you such a boring prick

This but unironically wish we didn't have to piss about pretending aliens aren't real because glowies are trying to reverse engineer doomsday weapons

is that a dwarf

Prince Andrew is a VERY powerful man

pooing on the floor of my flat then squishing my bumcheeks on to it and lying down on my side so my arse looks like homers mouth

Rorke's Dad is West Ham

T. has AIDS

Started drinking lots of water instead of sugar free fizzy drinks and I'm not tired all the time anymore

just went to have a tranny wank and discovered kimber james has had her knob lopped off and has a disgusting munted neo vagoo now

witnessed

can I shag your arse

checked
no shit you male fucktard

i am the prime minister, sir fears llamas

i heeded the knocking on the poo door, opened the poo door wide, and let a monster poo out through it, if you know what i mean

legally, that's lopped HIS knob off
we must adhere to british law on this holy brit thread

kimber james

That must be about 10 years back. Izzy Wilde having it done is where my devastation is at

Say it ain't so

Sir Shears Hedges

AIDS?

Just secured the Adidas Minecraft tracksuit

any watching the footy man in?

i call it a 'trank'

Genuinely quite peng

fuck off has she
short lived career
must have taken the trad pill to pack it all in so soon

sir hears fathers

Impressive. Very nice.

soon men will be able to get pregnant

popped a modafinil but fucking yawning

thoughts on the supreme court ruling that you're not a woman, lad? must be getting harder to carry on with the larp

Bet you're elated

They make me tired too. Quick sugar rush and then I need a nap.

Izzy goes by Zoe Summers now and is now filling her wound on cam

is there anything scarier than dementia lads

izzy wilde

theres a scene with jamie french and her i've shot my bolt to countless times

haha

Quick sugar rush

Er they're sugar free mate

yeah check the mirror

mines fine mate

Sorry didn't read it properly. Can't comment on sugar free ones.

just don't be a faggot
not sure why some of you insist on cranking it to men LARPing as women

Time to get the kit sorted for the summer runs, decathlon looks shit

my female friend broke up with her boyfriend but they still live in the same house

she's been seeing some black guy who's a lot younger than her and up until now has been shagging him in parks and hotels

she also just posted a private story on snapchat saying "imagine screaming at me saying I'm not allowed to see a boy I'm seeing in my own fucking house, laughable" so they're now doing it in the house it seems

Izzy's gangbang content was some of my favourite
Give or take the pissing scenes though

bet you can, give it a go

don't be a bigot
not sure why some of you insist on caring how other people live their lives

this
get the gay porn on lads

are these nice

who owns the house?

*enters thread to several whoops and cheers from the studio audience*

Get all my exercise stuff from decathlon, lasts well
Suppose it doesn't look amazing but I don't really give a shit

Ronnie Pickering

trannies belong in padded cells not womens toilets

*walks into a 10 foot red exclamation mark*

in other tran news you may have heard that pierbi got her ffs

would be wanking myself silly if i was her ex knowing she was being BLACKED RAW in the next bedroom

sir kip run

more proof that transgenderism is just old fashioned sexist stereotypes with new branding

She's now got the same face as Taftaj

there are reddits and the like for cuck fantasies why do freaks post them here

how is ffs proof of any of that

yeah same
might have to have an imagination wank now

Kirk's drinks taste like Barr imho

waiting for red dead 2 to get interesting

It doesn't

it never really gets interesting that's not the point of the game

Only realised the other week that my foreskin barely retracts when fully erect and doesn't manually either, so now I'm desperately trying to fix it. Never knew it was considered a problem.

Have you started making references to coal burning and mud sharks yet

They're both renting but she's the main one

sucking a fruit pastille

following a wild west GPS to the next shooting gallery isn't interesting enough for you?

reminds me of me grandad

Nah it's been long established that she's primarily into black guys. One of my colleagues told me yesterday that his sister is the same. Women these days

it's literally not a problem

My grandad was a big fan of All Bran and salted peanuts
Don't think he ate anything else

She's Latvian what do you think?

if you don't like the sound of slowly riding horses and carriages in pseudo cutscenes for 50 hours just uninstall the game lad

Sex havers tell me that it is

then the boyfriend has to go

does that not make cleaning your smeg a challenge?

my grandad also hoovered up All Bran, only person I've known that actually eats the stuff. He must have done magnificent poos

We’re literally all on sharty lads

Name?

my foreskin doesn't retract, my erection is 4 inches and my penis is spotty

because sex isn't defined by outward superficial characteristics
a man doesn't become a woman by giving himself what society deems 'feminine' facial features, moreover, a woman is no less of a woman if she has what society deems 'masculine' features
it's nothing more than sexist stereotypes

love red dead 2's slow pacing, personally

Yeah?

can't believe i'm shadow banned here

alri cottage cheese cock

Anyone here playing the new Oblivion?

no, it's girls complaining about something that's completely normal. Bet they don't like it when you start critiquing the various imperfections of their minge

*activates my trap card*

And what of gender?

Literally the only people that believed that slags tall tales are those who wanted ammunition again the monarchy

I've been playing Red Dead 1 on the PS3

Not an issue when it's not hard

Played the old one. Had that 120% chameleon armour

Normalgroids are natural slaves.

GTA 6 will be a flop

todd howard games are trash

Red Dead 1 on the PS3

Basado
It's miles better than RDR2

Too big to flop lad. Even assassin's creed: niggers in japan didnt flop

yeah

iv was great, sa had it's moments but the rest are tripe

consider that people of all genders get surgery that they believe will make them feel better about themsleves

Still holds up one you get used to the horse riding and the graphics stop doing your head in

i wanna change i dont wanna kill no more

goes to mexico and kills 1000s of people

Both have good ambience but shit stories

i am a flop of a human

BIG FLOPPA

gta 6 will cost $100
even when it gets re-released on PC and then whatever shitty consoles come after these current ones

and the graphics stop doing your head in

the remasters are look really nice, you can probably get it used for cheap

They've finally brought out a game worth buying a new console for and it's just a remastered game from 20 years ago

LIV
ERP
OOL

quite cool that after Anon Babble got killed it came back exactly the same no bugs or issues Anon Babble x still works perfectly
big fan

people will buy it for the online that will be played for years

not a bollock twixt them

um
UM

if only the fag posters offed themselves during the downtime
a man can dream

I read it was finally dead and would't be missed

cant find anywhere to watch english league 2 football

How does he get hard with no bollocks? Not an anatomist me

Need an Oblivion Mac OS port immediately.

wore this to spoons and got compliments when I was queueing at the bar

bollocks simply produce sperm
if you don't need to produce sperm then you don't need em

didn't see any tranny porn on the sharty/brit/

I missed it

the capcha has changed

they probably arent that hard (spaffings a challenge) and i think viagra still works

to mexico and kills 1000s of people

It's to catch Escuela