/cum/ Canadua USA Mexico

the first ever /cum/ edition

filo anime

I want to play Yakuza but that big ass NPC who takes your money and is unbeatable annoys me too much

thank u heheh
yeah i also drew this mouse
yes but i did also look at some models for how their neck/head proportions and cheek/jaw proportions work

rising up like a phoenix, it's the greenest penis, you've evah seen, miss
the incredible cock, don't make him angry, that makes him want to FUCK
bruce banner, bruise the punaner, eat the coochie raw, like a bananer

this one sucks i prefer the dog thread

Post in it by yourself then

he is very cute anon i love it i'm gonna save this
he's got quite the schnozz on him it's very endearing

anyways i'm gonna take my walk i'll see you guys later glad to see that the website isn't gone forever like i was thinking it was that's what all the news articles said

BROS
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

i gotta go get wageraped now, see you guys later

REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD REAL THREAD

Me for the past 2 weeks

You lost tho

your neovagina sealed up

Posting soyjaks should be an instant permaban after this kerfuffle

Anybody take pictures with film?
I got an slr camera that came with 2 rolls of film that were expired by over 30 years and don't know what to expect after sending it off for development

maybe a bit of warping but shouldnt expect anything too crazy if theyve been kept in decent storage
if not youll probably get some grain and distortion

Big agree, there has never been a quality post with a soycreature attached.

I was worried I'd never see you guys again

Who here wants they ass whooped by me

don’t worry you’re here forever

i-its not like i cared whether /cum/ came back or anything!!

What ever happened to this guy? he was all over comedy central and tv a few years ago

Canadua

its actually scary how much
loose skin around the pec muscle ruins a physique
me getting to 320 pounds and losing the weight ruined my body

This white boy said kerfuffle

jason....

I'm pretty sure it was kept inside, but not in a fridge or anything like that
It should come back from development pretty soon so we'll see

i've been pooing way too much lately

tf

ummmmm not surprising to say the least!

it was in the sharty

majority in general, need a range ban for jeets, Anon Babble is also just all israeli propaganda but anyone with sense could have told you that

sharty /cum/ DID NOT EXIST SHUT UP SCHIZOS you're making shit up

literally eating half of 1 meal a day

STILL CAN NOT LOSE weight

what the fuck
my meds for mental health can not be that strong

youtube.com/watch?v=LBQ2305fLeA

retards still falling for years old shops

So how did you guys spend the time without Anon Babble? I was reading more.

every time you want to eat simply smoke a cigarette instead

Literally just slept and stared into space
The rest of the internet fucking sucks

dating in your 30s is honestly incredible. i don't know why chuds look down on it. there are so many attractive women on every app that it's debilitating. embarrassment of riches fr fr. maybe it's just because i'm in a major city and those anons are in flyover country, idk.

This semester is officially finished

i'm in a major city and those anons are in flyover country, idk.

it’s exactly that.
it’s also why they seethe about interracial couples so much. you only see BMWF in rural southern and midwestern shitholes. chuds are just mad that they’re wasting their youths in suburban and rural areas where literally nothing happens

im a 5’10 late 20s autist and i get mad zoomette pussy without even trying

jason you're not that fat to begin with

you only see BMWF in rural southern and midwestern shitholes

midwest here, wtf, I've never seen that shit, I figured it was a coastal big city thing

Not for me
I'm defending my thesis proposal next week

im originally from a small town in Kansas and it was pretty common there at least. maybe north midwest doesnt get it too bad

What did people like Butthew and Ratpedo do without any threads to spam?

youtube.com/watch?v=x7qQmpK9b1M

I've done absolutely NOTHING at work today

i’m about to finish a semenster

got a girl's phone number last night. gonna wait the standard 3 days, then text her. wish me luck anons.

Lol fuck altchans we are so fucking back baby…have never heard of the „sharty“ before this dire episode and hope I’ll never have to set foot in there again

Lovely Canadians and how to kiss them

thats a good thing

Why not text her today?
I've gotten dates when texting girls the day after getting their number.

I still have nightmares about my freshman English class in college which actually went really well for me as was where I met the first two girls who let me put my penis inside them

post more asian feet

I thought you were supposed to wait 3 days. Too early and you seem desperate and like you have too much time on your hands.

can you guys stop talking about girls and sex in my truecel safespace

There is no magic formula, but do as you wish.

Ok…

waiting 6 more days for my package is true suffering

6 days?
you can get almost anything in 3 days

Just let us (me) know what it is already

i have a serious gambling problem

right now this place is almost as slow as the other place was

ruck
be a rady
TONIGHT

Chill cuh

is captcha every time?
no freebies any more?

me but the opposite
youtube.com/watch?v=iVXG1nzMznU

most people still don’t know the site is even up

its coming from across the country
shant

Kit is lagging

sexy

Bad idea
Puts off girls who want to pursue a relationship because it makes you seem distant or may make them feel like you're not interested

cummies ive been sad lately

unable to buy a Anon Babble pass rn

But I want to show my love for Jannies!!

honestly I felt a little silly posting at a site called soyjak

why bro? we got you

why do they soifugees get mad when you mention the malware

you're on Anon Babble. we're all miserable here.

Lonely
Need wife
Regret

Should I play Overwatch, Oblivion, or Daggerfall this weekend

I need drinking buddies

we are your drinking buddies

there are people ITT who are approaching 30 and aren't married

Oblivion, because Im also playing it

i need gooning buddies

I need my cock milked

I'm right here

so like no admin announcement or anything?
no reassurances this won't happen again
or that the only reason user data or pass user data didn't leak was because the sharty hacker chose not to do so?

If I play it it'll be the remake
Who cares man

every time I drink /cum/ suddenly turns into a bunch of straight edge squares and Im left drukposting alone like an imbecile

actually the reason why user data didn't leak is because they encrypt it. they doxx their own users on that site for fun, if they had it they would've dumped it.

I'm going to die at around 50 having never known a woman's touch

120 second countdown

instead of the tedious 900

Hmmmm perhaps they are learning to treat us better.

Been a while since I posted some big tiddy latinas, figured we should start this off right.

Over 30, unmarried, made $200k last year, no meaning to my life. Come at me bro.

I have drinking buddies so I don't drunkpost
Everyone who's drinking is doing it with their buds and pals not on here alone (that's alcoholis, brother)

same her
same here
same here

I say fuck it, and try to get better, and move on

i'm right across the street

I dont have any irl drinking buddies

Over 30, unmarried,

Stopped reading right there
Doofus

I drink alone every night

what is this website

The only "user data" that could be leaked would be from Anon Babble pass holders and site staff. Everyone else is anonymous, your IP changes if you unplug your router for 10 minutes, there's literally nothing connecting you to this site with any permanency.

Given the happenings, there's a good chance we'll see much better behaviour from our jannies now that they know there are psychotic soyjak posters looking to hack and stalk them for years on end.

were you even in that /soy/ thread or what? did you read any of his posts?

Over 30, unmarried, made $200k last year

bro, you got life dicked, most here envy you

what a...*sob* life

Everyone else is anonymous, your IP changes if you unplug your router for 10 minutes

nope 100% wrong not everyone has a dynamic IP address here

Gonna spend LOTS of money on products too, maybe buy a V8 Mustang this summer at full MSRP. I literally don't care.

Going to a sportsbar is a great way to meet guys to drink with but you have to have stereotypically manly interests for it to work
Usually the guys will also be into things like DnD or be secret Anon Babble posters but they won't talk about anything but sports, maybe guns and cars, for a while

nope 100% wrong not everyone has a dynamic IP address here

Hahaha sucks to suck I guess, get better internet or use a VPN?

2 hours till sleep time

V8 Mustang this summer at full MSRP

Now that's just impractical thinking right there brother grow a spine and talk them down

I go to sports bars but theyre usually just dead or full of old geezers

Idk but that meme is pretty cringe ngl

Given the happenings, there's a good chance we'll see much better behaviour from our jannies now

Didn't even read that part of your drooling retard post lol. you sending in your application next call?

i'm not talking about pass data. user data associated with posts, like IPs, are hashed.

I know

Oh heck yeah gonna get off work in 48 minutes
youtube.com/watch?v=wL54kBsWUhU

No, because they don't know I'm buying it cash. The old trick of jewing them down and THEN telling them you're paying cash doesn't work anymore. They just tell you the price is different and they're charging you more because it's cash vs. financed.

I just want a V8 Mustang before I'm a shitty 50 year old loser with grey hair. You only live once Anon.

me on the sharty and the chan

they're also deleted within 24 hours, like hiroyuki says they are

Why would I ever want to work for free? Any time I consider worthless I spend here shitposting, certainly not going to spend it doing a JOB for zero compensation.

again the hacker literally chose not to dump pass user data, there was nothing preventing him from doing so other than his announced morals on the matter.

that's the point.

Don't get the appeal of a car you can't fix yourself

hillbilly elegy goes to Rome

Pope dies

hillbilly elegy goes to India

India-Pakistan nuclear war

I just want to own a ranch and never leave

I have 3 cars already, I can fix 2 of them myself and one's a company car I don't have to fix myself. Not really looking for a 3rd car I have to work on myself 2bqhwyfam. Besides it'd be a summer car, I might put 3-5k km on it in a year. Not gonna need any real work for ages.

picrel I have enough bullshit to deal with on "cars I can fix myself"

Integrity check failed. Make sure you have WASM and Javascript enabled.

Fuck that site but I miss state flags

I finally figured out why my buttcheeks are covered in pimples.
Sometimes I eat at my desk, and then I jump straight into bed, so the crumbs must have fallen off my shirt and lap into bed and then rotted, causing skin issues when I lay on them

garbagemen come by early this morning and wake me up with their banging

theyre down on the street AGAIN emptying one of the sidewalk trashcans

what the fuck

wtf

Very nice.
I’ve become an AI gooner lately
Creating naughty sweaty Algerian rebel fighters

What year are you thinking about getting thoughbeit
They're honestly not badly priced but I was looking at trucks so I think my view of car prices is skewed rigth now

My mail carrier violently slammed my door repeatedly to alert me of a package

got the minecraft xbox 360 edition on

AI footfag

absolutely, positively HARAM.

Touches NCAA championship trophy

Breaks

I could get a new Mustang GT out of the factory for only a few thousand more than a used 2024

I hate car dealerships so much bros

While on vacation I had it in my head that /cum/ was pretty decent
I was wrong

What year are you thinking about getting thoughbeit

Still working that out, was considering ordering factory nu but some boomers are panic selling GTs and spehsul edishuns (i.e. Mach1) that are only a couple years old. Trying to narrow down any major problem areas/issues/years as I want a ~manuel~ tranny too. Probably nothing older than 2021. Obvious benefit of buying brand nu is the warrant thoughbeit.

youtu.be/dtVkYMFueWs?si=EhuSu7MQVNRHC2rs
Newest music obsession for me

If you buy anything used make sure it's actually a boomer who drove it and not his grandson

this website is boards.Anon Babble.org
also simply known as Anon Babble
you are currently on the Anon Babble board of Anon Babble, specifically for discussion of International topics
if you look at the top of your computer screen, you can see what website you are currently on
very useful knowledge!

100% kek, I do extensive homework on sellers before buying. Normally you can tell, boomers keep everything 100% stock whereas their shitbrained children will "tastefully mod" it with a Borla and murdered out limo tint/smoked lights. Carfax doesn't lie either, no zoomoid has driven a V8 Mustang without crashing it at least once so any accidents are a no-go.

We're here forever folks

bros help me out, should I go to the local neighborhood abr that doesnt usually have many people, or do I try to find a bar with normies and sports? I've had no luck so far with the latter

Sounds like you should move to the city

I live in a city. But the public transport sucks after 10PM

California is now the 4th largest economy in the world

It's unironically probably going to pass Germany before 2030

""""city""""

can't even go out past 10pm without having to hitch a ride

you don't live in a city, you live in a glorified strip mall

ChatGPT just created phat nipples you can see through her wet shirt on my rural Chinese country girl
You just gotta keep nudging bit by bit and sometimes it’ll just override the filters

means literally nothing when almost everyone outside of Long beach or Silicon valley can barely make rent unless theyre a boomer

I have no problem paying my rent, unemployed Sierra Foothills anon

I live in a major metropolitan city that Im not naming. I didnt write the timetable man

pretty sure the girl i ghosted a couple years ago just added me on instagram

anything that isn't east of the airport in long beach is a dump

Calipoornian business are moving/moved to Texas

I moved ackshually. But you try paying $1700+ a month making 16-17 bucks an hour

When I was in college a girl I ghosted got hired as a waitress at the restauraunt I worked at and she made it a spectacle to get upset at me for something that happened months ago

16-17 bucks an hour

Retail workers make $20/hour in California and I genuinely can't find jobs below $18/hour on Indeed

they do NOW, not before I moved

I wadn’t born and raised in no ghetto
Just a white boy lookin’ for a place to do my thing
Well I’m out to find me a wealthy woman
And a line of work that don’t take no diploma
I ain’t got much to lose but a lot to gain
Well some might call me a goodtime fella
I ain’t black and I ain’t yella
Just a white boy lookin’ for a place to do my thing

tfw I live east of the airport in Long Beach for cheap rent in a nice neighborhood

Feels good

I WANT STATE FLAGS AAAGGGHHH

Where do you live now
My 19 year old brother recently moved out and pays his own rent

Then they'd have to add regional flags for the whole world

I live in Germany
Americans can’t suffer

where you at meet me at willow and woodruff

/cum/ would only ever actually achieve maximum comfiness once a janitor with a vendetta starts autodeleting our threads and forcing us to migrate to an altchan that one of the users creates and then we become a closley-knit obscure imageboard of our own probably named something like jasonchan

Anon Babble was better pre 9/11

jasonchan

lol

Would just end up like the faggy shitcord server

Shitcord servers are always shit
Schizoboards are amazing
Personally involved in two right now, one being some depraved freaks from Krautchan

This is a bizarre place to meet

The US is the main character of earth, and California is the main character of the US, so California is the main character of earth.

Sounds gross
Link

having a communal place to chat with like-minded anons and share ones thoughts/feelings/ideas

Yeah, not a bad thing actually. Even if Anon Babble is a CIA/Israeli honeypot it's one of the few places that permits such open dialogue. Now, assuming Jannies learned their lesson and won't continue to abuse Anons like before, we might have a great place to engage in online discussions about international culture. If they resume their prior behaviour they should expect similar results as before, it's only logical.

Can't, last guy that came in is a Finnish sissy and it did NOT go well with the anti-sissy faction
Potential splinter incoming

meet me somewhere bitch

is there a functioning auto captcha solver for this site?

once a janitor with a vendetta

he hates me

meet at 9th ave and west 37th, NYC, NY

(ayyyyyy das NY bay beeeeee)

I'm shaddowbanned
No one replies to my posts

Yeah it costs 60$ for three years and is called Anon Babble pass

Hey cutie you wanna go on a date?

i missed by cummies so much

I'm not giving you turds my money

I should probably clean my sheets more often since I let a huge furry animal lie in bed with me every day

nap for two hours

still have a headache

It started right after I had chicken nuggets and hot sauce so it was maybe the breading and maybe the nightshade sauce. Need to go on a keto no nightshade no soy no processed food diet or maybe stop eating entirely

jasonkin be like
"this hot sauce too spicy"

You can go blind if you eat nothing but chicken nuggets every day for years

thankfully it was only online and she lives in another country so there's no chance of shit like that happening to me

you shouldn't call your mom an animal

The pass is worth every penny. You are probably just too poor to buy one.

Hello Icelandic anon! How was your chocolate egg?

Why did you post your mom's address on sharty, Jason?

Y'all some hoe ass niggas mayne

You should ask for discount since they were down for two weeks

Whatever that is

You look like this

I deleted my browser cache and flushed DNS so chatgpt says I'm safe.

I didn't pay for my pass. Some other anon gifted it to me.

i hate being skinnyfat but i loooove chocolate

The sharty malware that's keylogging you right now

FK HAS PAYPIGS????

back from walmart

I am drunk as fuck and just rolled a big fat joint, what did (you) accomplish today?

i got a size 4 egg from my workplace from the best chocolate maker so it was good
been a very comfy easter time

sleep time in 45 minutes any last words you want to say to me?

Not me I’d just buy it myself but the payment link doesn’t work

Worked for 7 hours then drank 2 beers and ate 2 pizzas, but the night is young.

got groceries and made a quesadilluh

based hard working go-getter's

watered parentbergs garden, fed catberg and dogberg, ate 'za and played 'craft

Love reading manga

Did you see someone in a scooter?

full day, relax, bro

vros? i don't feel so good...

why is your dog jewish

you can't go to a walmart without seeing that

Erm, how is that legal? Shouldn't someone notify the police?

For the longest time I thought Jason was the only one who used the -berg suffix but lately I realized I was mistaken.

How is the job-hunt going, Florida zoomie?

i will thanks
adopted him from israel

no

nigga they hacked this website. i don't think they care.

no one wants to help me with my resume

The internet is fucking stupid, has been for +15 years. Stop using it if this kind of thing alarms you. The internet isn't even real.

Whatever that means

I'm thinking of calling the police, this is NOT okay and ISPs shouldn't be delisting and blocking this website if the state can't arrest the owner.

stop using the internet if you don't like getting keylogged and your router hacked

So you're telling me it's a good thing I couldn't get my computer to work on sharty?

I see Berserk how I see The Simpsons
Had a really good early peak but at this point has gone on too long, to the point that the massive amount of meandering schlock has reduced its overall legacy to mediocre or so
At least however Berserks art has remained consistent

why have i never heard of anyone getting hacked by the sharty before

going to the movies by myself tonight
what do i see

Guys omg how do I remove the shartvirus!!!

internet is fake, computers all run on magic and things like "binary code" are just made up ways of explaining it to normies. for centuries people just accepted magic for what it was; an ethereal presence capable of amazing feats if you could tame it. but then it had to become commercialized by a certain group of individuals, and they needed to make it palatable for the masses, so they made up bullshit like "programming" and "code" that literally not a single human being understands or can actually explain.

literally ask a single software engineer to explain it, they'll stumble after 4 seconds and then tell you it's too complicated for you to understand because they don't even know what it is. they just follow a routine protocol to navigate its presence, but they don't know what they're really doing. like a rat in a cage pressing a button to dispense food pellets.

except berserk has never had an objectively bad episode/book whereas the simpsons is unironically unwatchably bad between seasons 12-35

revenge of the sith

20th anniversary edition

n-no....I was just a kidwhen I saw it in the movie theater...

awful catalog desu

popcorn looks interesting

Well I said mediocre, not bad tbf. It does have a sharp decline in quality imo.

by myself

fellas check out this FREAK

how does this affect me personally

Why didn't you post on sharty, Icelandic anon?

yeah it looked interesting to me too
figure if there’ll be any chance of me meeting a fellow lonely faggot itll be in there too

I watched Sinners because my American friends told me it was a ki and I didn't like the forced funny hehe haha moments but I guess I don't watch that many Hollywood movies and that's the norm there

Episode III in theatre is a no-brainer, go see that shit my main man. The Star Wars prequels are modern kino of the highest order, I remember seeing Episode 1 in theatres with my dad when I was a kid and it's still one of the best memories I have to look back on in my horribly depressed and nihilistic adulthood.

you're back!

Sinners

package has shipped

won't arrive until 8pm tomorrow night

I WANT IT NOW.

yeah i never got the chance to see any of the prequels in theaters cause i was too young/wasn’t allowed to see ROTS cause i couldnt see PG-13 movies at the time

I can afford it I just don't think it's worth it. some of us are dumb enough to work for our money

how do i get rid of this shit

The first stor wors i ever saw wad episode 3 in theatres i was like 7

i know that feel

There were lots of news reports after Episode 1 came out of people leaving the theater hype as fuck about it

I feel like a lot of the hatred towards it wouldn't have happened if not for the advent of the internet, and how easy it is to nitpick a children's movie to death. I think the average person who saw it just wanted to be transported back to that universe, but then "reviewers" ripped it apart for not being Shakespeare.

I wanna worship her sweaty redhead AI generated asshole

Gyattt

the CG, especially in Attack of the Clones, is unironically awful though

that said the writing is FAR superior to either of the other trilogies, ill agree with you there

nasty

wow you must really hate sand

i only discovered it the other day, posted a little bit and then this joint opened back up

wanna rub my pecker all over their sweaty body

Love when bf finishes on my face then kisses me right after, feels very gay

minecraft movie

Delete all browser data and ipconfig /flushdns I guess

Saaame!!!

ipconfig /flushdns

no normal person knows how to do that

why do american women look like this

i dont know what that is

i saw it last weekend though
chicknjokey

I used ChatGPT to fill the void while Anon Babble was gone

It's not that bad at all, it's on par with CGI of the era. Movies were all victims of that time period when production companies wanted to bloat their films with the latest CGI to appear modern, they over-estimated its abilities but that doesn't detract from the overall film.

The original Star Wars movies had incredibly basic special effects (at least in their appearance) and used old-fashioned techniques that wouldn't have flown in 21st century audiences. Using miniatures can still be done but audiences can never know about it, they have to ensure a heavy dose of CGI is ladled on top to cover up any practical/physical effects they use.

Funfact: Bladerunner 2049 had exceptional CGI but used a significant amount of practical effects including miniature models of buildings with basic LED lights for the urban scenes.

she looks like a turk

open cmd

ipconfig /flushdns

restart computer

She's British + Indian and a cokehead

open cmd

delete system32

????

profit!

Wish Charli xcx was sexy like Dua Lipa

Did Anon Babble just come back online today? Just what the fuck happened ? Somebody give me a brief summary.

It's already too late for them. All their PCs have already a crypto miner installed. They should change their ssd and reinstall their OS.

your mom’s big fat ass sat on the router

will my bookmarks be erased

1.) Fuck you AI bot
2.) tongue my [redacted] you filthy AI bot
3.) fuck computers
4.) fuck robots
5.) see 1 through 4

No.

Never forget what the Jannies did for you what they sacrificed

Made one

Never forget what the Jannies did for you

*did TO you

ftfy

Bruh episode II is terribad

I kinda miss the old place because it's not as fast and I got more (You)s

A janny never called me a nigger

go to sleep, jason

not a true fan, opinion discarded

I havent watched ep 8, 9, or any of the streaming garbage

how do they even leak into your computer without you downloading anything

Soymagik
Brian can explain

you have to accept their "integrity check" of your browser when you connect to the website

makes you slightly more of a true fan since anything after ROTJ is non-canon garbage

cummy bum bum

I've watched clone wars 7 times through AND I have over 300 hours logged in the original lego star wars on GC

the gayest fucking shit imaginable. imagine even designing something so stupid when you could just wrench on your trugg or grow potatoes in a home depot bucket instead.

computers and nerds are truly a cancer worthy of purging by fire. burn it all down, take us back to 1740 AD.

what the fuck do i do? everyones saying different things

youtube.com/watch?v=5LuH0ywYVQc

ignore the kraut, he's mentally retarded

It's probably a nothingburger. Noone really knows. There is a thread on Anon Babble right now with more info.