illegal image edition
/brit/
um
i want to stylise my pubes but it's hard to get it even and symmetrical
they dont make them like this anymore
are sara
its fucking over
dont know film to watch
dont know what album to listen to
dont know what book to read
there's too much choice, it's paralysing
what if i dont like it, what if it's not good?
face like a slapped arse
Oi where did you find this photo of me
this
need girlfrient
feel like shit
exercise
feel good
mental
sometimes you just have to stop taking your moods seriously
osteoarthritis affects post-menopausal women in the knees specifically (but gout still affects them more too)
watch Ikiru
fuck off yank
This is NASA's top secret file. Earth was cubic.
need a new mattress i reckon
this ones doing me in
ikea shite
I have never felt better after exercising
thought rheumatology was things to do with the kidneys, like nephrology was for the kidney nephrons (then there are the pillars or something). but apparently rheuma - "flows through" means bones
want a new suit lads
looks like it may cost me about 1200 quid
doing a vague poo
bets it’s scattered with wank stains
I get satisfaction from setting goals and knowing that after exercising I'm a step closer to achieving it. It's also nice seeing yourself get better at things
its got some period stains from when i had a gf
youve got to put bananas in water to let them soak (and then use the water) instead of throwing banana peels on your garden to give them based potassium
this image says a lot about those chinese rice farmers
Sorry matey you've had your dinner already!
skeptical how much this actually works
love r joanne
stingy fucking bastard
err its banana water, like water version of friji
obviously it works
:(
what’s wrong with being asexual
based mothberg has woken up and was flying around (missing now, maybe went back to sleep)
nothing, but it's a bit weird to make it your whole personality
why not shave off peoples bones and give them fluoride if they have arthritis? then just replace the mass every few years
dug up my paul o'grady spaff bum
remember when the internet had art made by humans
heh
what an era
Love weather like this tbqh
dont know actually
fucking winter
yeah 20s plenty for me as far as temperature goes
let me shave off the bones
fluorocop
i think that the cost of rent for your house should be paid with (your) taxes, like to a pretend landlord. that money goes nowhere but nobody has to pay rent
Rightists worship the past, libs feel guilty about the present. The truly healthy position is to embrace progress and enjoy your life, or you are committing a sin against past generations and all the poor people out there.
these tariffs are going to merk a lot of people stylle
exporting a poo
The truly healthy position is to embrace progress and enjoy your life
What progress? Quality bait
all you do is wake up and jack off to images of white women getting fu*ked by black men, it's a fucking sad reality mate
the "freeloader problem" fails to address the fact that, if people are free-loading a public service all day then less crime happens. nobody with the hobby of riding on the bus ever did a crime on the streets
I would send us back to the stone age if we never had to deal with wogs ever again
what a headache. just another reason to stay with your ma
who do you think i am
leftypol becoming terrorististic at the thought of no more blacks (still wont move to Africa though)
Scranning a snus and getting some long overdue paperwork done
A woman's bumhole
the Jews took EPCOT because it works - and it does - it was too good to not be owned by Jews. there are a lot of semitic CEOs and mayors
Delete this image of me, doxxing is not cool
the problem is, people can go make and register any patent with any lies they want in it. they can go and publish something with false data in it
watching first dates Ireland so i can learn how to date
what
who should be prime minister? the rockefeller institute
Mental how i could still come back from this dark pit if the brainberg changed
Me
you shouldnt have to pay rent if you pay taxes. who is rent money helping? and if taxes are meant to be something that helps everyone, then not having to pay rent is helpful and should be a part of it. they could spend this money elsewhere or invest it
watching an unreleased version of star wards where its luke skywalker expect hes called pook and he says pook i am not your father
i am your father i mean - its darth farter who says that.i am not your farter
Alri cmon now
time to put on the big boy pants and lock in
no its nearly bed time now
they should ban inflation. if every country did (or if it was just America because everyone would follow then)
Alri lads how's it going? I've just been doing some LSD in the park.
Might just kill myself lads
aff tae bed
inflation is the one thing they should go kill CEOs about. if CEOs start getting shot, then inflation would stop "going up" every year because oh inflation went up so it costs more money now you have to pay more and nobody has money so inflation has to go up. hopefully a lil japanese fella builds a gun out of PVC pipe and blasts the right person to make it stop
kino lad
kino lad
dont kill yourself something retarded might happen
hopefully some financial crash happens soon
Inferior races do not deserve to exist. Our mission will be accomplished, whether it be today or tomorrow.
the rent money is helping the landlord retard
if white people arent reproducing then houses shouldnt get built
Rightists worship the past
Incorrect.
Which way, white man
I don't mind the Welsh
Nick Griffin
you shouldnt have to pay rent if you pay taxes. who is rent money helping?
the cunt who owns the property mate, we dont live in a communist society you can own property.
the landlord is whoever owns the land - the lord of the land. the person with the house should nt have to pay rent (ot goes to say so). and renting doesnt count. if someone wants to live in a house and cant afford to buy it - if they have to rent - the government should give them money to go buy a house and it can be their pension. the person gets the money to buy the house and the government gives themselves money to reinvest it for the person, as they do normally, to give them a pension
never used to be able to tell the difference between 320kbps and lossless when i was younger
but i can now, its obvious
and if taxes are meant to be something that helps everyone
that's not what taxes are
who does the landlord pay rent to them? is it taxed? already two flaws in your argument. if someone owns land or a house then it shouldnt be taxed because thats a form of rent and that shouldnt exist as the body of the argument is this
what the fuck are you talking about retard
got the dhoop cones on
nag champa
mad how trump's finally went doolally
schizo babbling
stop taxing landlords then maybe the price of rent would go down for starters. second, people should just own homes. if they want to own more than one, and they profit, they shouldnt get taxed, nor should they pay rent or tax if they just live in it
who does the landlord pay rent to them?
they dont pay rent on the propety they own, they pay taxes for the property and income tax like you mate.
is it taxed?
yes
already two flaws in your argument
the flaw in the argument should be that house prices are too high and they should build more, i dont make the rules mate its just how it is.
. if someone owns land or a house then it shouldnt be taxed because thats a form of rent and that shouldnt exist as the body of the argument is this
dont even know what this waffle is about
finally went based you mean
yeah bro just give everyone a free home and have no taxes
Taxation is theft.
Simple as.
the best way to test this is in the car with the windows closed. the aac files from your phone sound better than mp3 files from your usb. or maybe with headphones but i dont want to get tinnitus
a landlord should be a fake or invisible thing (a vehicle) which is used to make a transaction real whilst also not being real. a lordlord should be the name for a type of payment gateway for property in which either a person or government pays to or takes money from the pretend landlord so that a transaction can occur (otherwise its not possible)
wtf
don’t do that
some people deserve to be stolen from
not me
I'm a council renter me
stop taxing landlords then maybe the price of rent would go down
Nice to see they let people in mental health units have devices allowed onto the world wide web
what about leaseholds? didnt fucking consider that you mong
a landlord should be an organization but like blockchain where they are like a token on the property blockchain where people are credited with the property based on ownership, one which they are in control of because they paid
a lord of the land
why are you all responding to this mong
landlodr bad reeeeeeeeeee
suh bluetoos device is uh connected successfullay
tinnitus my arse
i already said that government should do this for people if they ask for it by using pensions and printing money that they (government) invests
listening to gary glitter
me on the right
they should split the UK into two halves and if you do crime you go live on the prison side of the island where police walk around and on the normal half there are no police because nobody would do crime
alri pascal savage
poo smells
iltelligent animals such as crows and pigs should be forced to do jobs
Blowjobs, amirite fellas?
its called sutralia mate
if a fruit fly is starving then they can kill themselves by going jihad against you until they get caught with the swift clap into KO but if you put them in a glass container with food and air then you have taken away their means to commit suicide meaning they are forced to stay alive no matter how bad you make life for them. this says a lot about governmenet
stop sending criminals to prison and then the rate of crime would go down for starters
toby :3
8 slices of garlic bread down the hatch
the thing happened
prisoners staying in there for life should be allowed drugs and alcohol
In the night, slow dance for a harvest sky
(But I won't, no way, afar, I stay and watch)
In the night slow dance for the harvest sky
(And I don't know why I feel the pry tonight)
Circle back, slow dance for a harvest sky
(But I won't, no way, afar, I stay and watch)
Dance for a harvest sky
(And I don't know why I feel tonight)
the senate won't stand for this
stop having the income tax then everyone would start working again for starters
shouldt have tekan that lions mane and has those 3 re bulls
feel wired to the brim
prisoners should be segregated from one another based on demographics, such that if the government wants to single out chinese people for example, then they can segregate those from gen population and run tests and experiments, and then use their learned ways of control over the demographic to go take control over china. and thats what prisons should be
anime
lions mane
you regenerating neurons bruv?
*nasally virgin voice*
i already said that government should do this for people
i dont mean actual experiments with them but rather learning what makes them do what you tell them or how to break them such as that you could single out black people in the prisons and use their psyche now learned to go take over Africa for their uhhhh
ghibli everything
popping owt to chippy
if only you could ghibli your virginity
NO peters
"young offenders" should be given proper school and forced to learn but if there is any blacklash or resistance then just go throw them back out of the prisons to wait for them to get picked up again in adulthood im just a realist
fuck off
God ghiblitises everything. /s
blacklash
and poor people breed more, so giving young offenders a private-school tier education in prison will leave them alienated by their council estate friends on the outside, and after finding a good job they will go move to oxford or something
Gonna build a van to be a mobile home then drive to England. Find a flaw in my plan
Transgender athletes - what the science says
never get approached by men
just curious, what actually makes a guy approach a woman? I’m 25f and I’d consider myself attractive (I think I’m fairly pretty, I take care of myself and feel good about how I look), but I never get approached. I’ll notice guys making repeated eye contact with me, but it never goes beyond that. Honestly, both of my past relationships started because I made the first move.
So I’m wondering… what makes a guy actually go for it and approach someone?
Also, is there a way to give off “I want to be approached” energy? I’m not really into dating apps, and I’d love to meet someone in person. i’m not against making the first move but i would love for someone to approach me for a change
middle class people with jobs and shit all should get monitored if they play runescape and if theyre a buck broken little bitch they should get murdered in real life
Any 2005 lads in
if you are poor on runescape then just go slit your wrists
what happened in osrs mousey
I was 13 in 2005
show cleavage
everything that i ever believed and all the statements that i made about the economy which was based off of runescape was all correct 100% of the time and im a genius
in bed but need to wee wee
fascinating mate no really
if you work from home and browse the internet etc. without clocking out (if you are not doing work at work) then you should go to prison you absolute man child goypiggy
did you get banned
going to get up and go for a wee wee now
when is starmer gonna bring corbyn in can’t be long now surely
It is hard to shake the suspicion that socialist movements are full of blue hairs and gender benders to ensure that working class people won't touch them with a 10 foot pole.
Are Brits really such Treatlerites that we need these hordes of mystery meat Deliveroo eBikers and segregated McDonald's entrances and "ghost kitchens" for them‽
Like who is paying £15 for a Big Mac meal after delivery
old.reddit
gimp
not me any more. id rather go to sit down and eat for £15
and not eating mcdonalds in big cities any more
Like who is paying £15 for a Big Mac meal after delivery
mostly negroes and working class who like to think theyre rich
Same here lad *begins to wank you off*
dont you find it weird that 99% of blokes you see on a daily basis watch porn? just think practically every bloke you're interacting with pulls the plums off his self to some muck on the regular
can't believe sir kier starmer is gonna shove an entire baseball up his bum on stream tonight
Motorhome drivers all just need to fuck off back to where they came from ugly annoying just fuck off seriously
Don’t be Stupid! Don’t be a PANICAN (A new party based on Weak and Stupid people!).
he's lost it. it's over
no because i'm not 11 and sexual stuff isnt a new experience for me.
Aye mate. I'm part of the "pints and mates" left and I call a spade a spade and a bloke a bloke. It's deliberate.
Like I don't want to exterminate them, but I want my local library and swimming pool to stay open and me nan to get looked after. An honest day's work for an honest day's pay.
Sir Arse Bandit
tfw no gf to fuck and she forces her "not a boyfriend" i mean her "brother" to wash my cummy underwear when i go leave them on accident or something and he does then i would try to butt fuck him too if hes a cute feminine dirty blonde haired
done him in
classic toby
Is the UK the perfect place to visit if I wanna go get drunk and fight people or be in a riot
Btw I am gonna go to a rangers Celtic game
and make him wear a dick sock thing
Wear a uni*n j*ck flag around yourself to it
my fucking sides
scotland
yeah sure
but the first half of your post: should i go to 1984 island to cause trouble
based
no Timothy James Byrne update
I hope he's okay
Apparently he has a family, how has he never mentioned them
all these queers and dubs on this first dates show ewww
You'll be arrested if you knock anyone out so don't even try brother
and btw, no surprise that in the video (of a reddit thread) the gf went on to cheap on him multiple times throughout the year before they broke up
pretty sure that he fucked her and left his cummy underwear there while he went outside to go cry or something while she talked it out with him (she fucked him)
get him to the usa asap builders done this to him
Another edible down the gob time to be creepy around the house and listen to tom waits and stare at objects
ashamed to say i'm 33 and haven't read a book since school, is it true people get so into a book they actively look forward to getting home to read more? baffling concept but also kinda jealous
femme boimaid (the gfs bf)
item check, de lads?
images for this feel?
Notice how he isn't dancing with any games
God I wish that was me
In Florida you can be a absolute menace to society and the police won't do shit I remember when people formed fight clubs and someone hung a shark in the school
Wish I'd had this week up there, forecast was absolutely perfect
need the Scottish femboi
Shame of a Nation.
Shame.
Shame.
Shame.
Shame.
Shame.
based
We have one evangelical Christian lad at our five-a-side and he's the dirtiest, most aggressive player there. Nice bloke but daemonic on the pitch
(((Schmitz)))
listening to donut county OST
The surname "Schmitz" is a German occupational surname, meaning "blacksmith" or "metalworker," derived from the German word "Schmied"
theres a pharmacist on YouTube whos one of those christians, name "Grant Harding"
a pharmacist not allowed to do meth or whatever drugs they want is a train driver not allowed to ride any trains outside of driving them
dancing around with an empty box
stole this niggas wine in runescape
pharmacists do all the drugs (except marijuana)
how does Mark afford all his treats
Need alcohol to make it go away
The toilers grant him the means to do so, god bless the toilers who spend all their time helping us neets
Blessed from above
kahteem
Been going to a pub quiz with a couple of mates every Monday for a while
Now they bring their girlfriend's
What was an enjoyable evening is now a weekly reminder of how sad and lonely I am
usual suspects
didnt one of those pricks end up in a wheelie bin few years back?
just dont go then
iPhone voicemail transcripts
why is apple reading voicemails now??? get out of y head, technology!!!
The scran, as it were
john mcafee
Why did Charles even marry Diana. From what I'm reading, she was always crazy and he hated her from the start.
people keep shooting me in the head
we waited until Barron was eight feet tall before he had his first pussy, his penis is eighteen inches long, he's from Middle Earth
Shane Gillis actually taking the piss out of Trump is pretty funny, that said I didn't expect Kill Tony to be so painfully unfunny for most of it
not him but if youre even close to being right and from that you remembered an article from 2010 with his face on it then you should go work for government or something
Need whitexican gf
ai slop
Lol
airline ahh food
His dad told him to
one of the worst posts I've read tonight. thanks
"Good breeding stock" since she came from posshos which the plebs did their best to ignore and went on about the peoples princess
when I was a neet all I got was like 50 quid a week
mmmmmmmmm breeding
Just a bit of banter, judge sounded like a proper soy desu
They met and fell in love in their early twenties, enjoying a “blissful” 18-month romance which the young Prince Charles pursued Camilla with elaborately worded love notes and late-night telephone chats. Why, then, did he end up marrying Lady Diana Spencer instead?
it's a known mystery disappearance thing that had videos made on it and updates every once in a while
ohh
quiet you he's making me out to be a smarty pants aha x
Really do not understand the royal family worshippers I try so hard to understand why they are that way but I can’t
wasn't he forced to
nyarpet
maybe i do work for da gubbament hehehe
Look at these fucking inbred freaks lmao
Leftoids often fail to understand the ordinary people of this country
charles is one of those freaks who looks better old. like keith richards
gchq glowie face going red and thinking his cover was blown for pointing out a known disappearance lel
Basically celeb worshippers innit, but I don't get it either since actors or musicians at least gave them something to get attached to
13
:)
t
Fondling my ballbag
7
my balls are too hot all the time its so bad
Who’s the leftoid
You are
whoever makes those weird posts I don’t care if it’s a “joke” if I find you youre fucked