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illegal image edition

um

i want to stylise my pubes but it's hard to get it even and symmetrical

they dont make them like this anymore
are sara

its fucking over

dont know film to watch
dont know what album to listen to
dont know what book to read
there's too much choice, it's paralysing
what if i dont like it, what if it's not good?

face like a slapped arse

Oi where did you find this photo of me

this

need girlfrient

feel like shit

exercise

feel good

mental
sometimes you just have to stop taking your moods seriously

osteoarthritis affects post-menopausal women in the knees specifically (but gout still affects them more too)

watch Ikiru

fuck off yank

This is NASA's top secret file. Earth was cubic.

need a new mattress i reckon
this ones doing me in
ikea shite

I have never felt better after exercising

thought rheumatology was things to do with the kidneys, like nephrology was for the kidney nephrons (then there are the pillars or something). but apparently rheuma - "flows through" means bones

want a new suit lads

looks like it may cost me about 1200 quid

doing a vague poo

bets it’s scattered with wank stains

I get satisfaction from setting goals and knowing that after exercising I'm a step closer to achieving it. It's also nice seeing yourself get better at things

its got some period stains from when i had a gf

youve got to put bananas in water to let them soak (and then use the water) instead of throwing banana peels on your garden to give them based potassium

this image says a lot about those chinese rice farmers

Sorry matey you've had your dinner already!

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skeptical how much this actually works

stingy fucking bastard

err its banana water, like water version of friji
obviously it works

:(

what’s wrong with being asexual

based mothberg has woken up and was flying around (missing now, maybe went back to sleep)

nothing, but it's a bit weird to make it your whole personality

why not shave off peoples bones and give them fluoride if they have arthritis? then just replace the mass every few years

dug up my paul o'grady spaff bum

remember when the internet had art made by humans
heh
what an era

Love weather like this tbqh

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dont know actually

fucking winter

yeah 20s plenty for me as far as temperature goes

let me shave off the bones

fluorocop

i think that the cost of rent for your house should be paid with (your) taxes, like to a pretend landlord. that money goes nowhere but nobody has to pay rent

Rightists worship the past, libs feel guilty about the present. The truly healthy position is to embrace progress and enjoy your life, or you are committing a sin against past generations and all the poor people out there.

these tariffs are going to merk a lot of people stylle

exporting a poo

The truly healthy position is to embrace progress and enjoy your life

What progress? Quality bait

all you do is wake up and jack off to images of white women getting fu*ked by black men, it's a fucking sad reality mate

the "freeloader problem" fails to address the fact that, if people are free-loading a public service all day then less crime happens. nobody with the hobby of riding on the bus ever did a crime on the streets

I would send us back to the stone age if we never had to deal with wogs ever again

what a headache. just another reason to stay with your ma

who do you think i am

leftypol becoming terrorististic at the thought of no more blacks (still wont move to Africa though)

Scranning a snus and getting some long overdue paperwork done

A woman's bumhole

the Jews took EPCOT because it works - and it does - it was too good to not be owned by Jews. there are a lot of semitic CEOs and mayors

Delete this image of me, doxxing is not cool

the problem is, people can go make and register any patent with any lies they want in it. they can go and publish something with false data in it

watching first dates Ireland so i can learn how to date

what

who should be prime minister? the rockefeller institute

Mental how i could still come back from this dark pit if the brainberg changed

Me

you shouldnt have to pay rent if you pay taxes. who is rent money helping? and if taxes are meant to be something that helps everyone, then not having to pay rent is helpful and should be a part of it. they could spend this money elsewhere or invest it

watching an unreleased version of star wards where its luke skywalker expect hes called pook and he says pook i am not your father
i am your father i mean - its darth farter who says that.i am not your farter

Alri cmon now
time to put on the big boy pants and lock in

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no its nearly bed time now

they should ban inflation. if every country did (or if it was just America because everyone would follow then)

Alri lads how's it going? I've just been doing some LSD in the park.

Might just kill myself lads

aff tae bed

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inflation is the one thing they should go kill CEOs about. if CEOs start getting shot, then inflation would stop "going up" every year because oh inflation went up so it costs more money now you have to pay more and nobody has money so inflation has to go up. hopefully a lil japanese fella builds a gun out of PVC pipe and blasts the right person to make it stop

kino lad

kino lad

dont kill yourself something retarded might happen

hopefully some financial crash happens soon

Inferior races do not deserve to exist. Our mission will be accomplished, whether it be today or tomorrow.

the rent money is helping the landlord retard

if white people arent reproducing then houses shouldnt get built

Rightists worship the past

Incorrect.

I don't mind the Welsh

Nick Griffin

you shouldnt have to pay rent if you pay taxes. who is rent money helping?

the cunt who owns the property mate, we dont live in a communist society you can own property.

the landlord is whoever owns the land - the lord of the land. the person with the house should nt have to pay rent (ot goes to say so). and renting doesnt count. if someone wants to live in a house and cant afford to buy it - if they have to rent - the government should give them money to go buy a house and it can be their pension. the person gets the money to buy the house and the government gives themselves money to reinvest it for the person, as they do normally, to give them a pension

never used to be able to tell the difference between 320kbps and lossless when i was younger
but i can now, its obvious

and if taxes are meant to be something that helps everyone

that's not what taxes are

who does the landlord pay rent to them? is it taxed? already two flaws in your argument. if someone owns land or a house then it shouldnt be taxed because thats a form of rent and that shouldnt exist as the body of the argument is this

what the fuck are you talking about retard

got the dhoop cones on
nag champa

mad how trump's finally went doolally

schizo babbling

stop taxing landlords then maybe the price of rent would go down for starters. second, people should just own homes. if they want to own more than one, and they profit, they shouldnt get taxed, nor should they pay rent or tax if they just live in it

who does the landlord pay rent to them?

they dont pay rent on the propety they own, they pay taxes for the property and income tax like you mate.

is it taxed?

yes

already two flaws in your argument

the flaw in the argument should be that house prices are too high and they should build more, i dont make the rules mate its just how it is.

. if someone owns land or a house then it shouldnt be taxed because thats a form of rent and that shouldnt exist as the body of the argument is this

dont even know what this waffle is about

finally went based you mean

yeah bro just give everyone a free home and have no taxes

Taxation is theft.
Simple as.

the best way to test this is in the car with the windows closed. the aac files from your phone sound better than mp3 files from your usb. or maybe with headphones but i dont want to get tinnitus

a landlord should be a fake or invisible thing (a vehicle) which is used to make a transaction real whilst also not being real. a lordlord should be the name for a type of payment gateway for property in which either a person or government pays to or takes money from the pretend landlord so that a transaction can occur (otherwise its not possible)

wtf
don’t do that

some people deserve to be stolen from
not me

I'm a council renter me

stop taxing landlords then maybe the price of rent would go down

Nice to see they let people in mental health units have devices allowed onto the world wide web

what about leaseholds? didnt fucking consider that you mong

a landlord should be an organization but like blockchain where they are like a token on the property blockchain where people are credited with the property based on ownership, one which they are in control of because they paid

a lord of the land

why are you all responding to this mong

landlodr bad reeeeeeeeeee

suh bluetoos device is uh connected successfullay

tinnitus my arse

i already said that government should do this for people if they ask for it by using pensions and printing money that they (government) invests

listening to gary glitter

me on the right

they should split the UK into two halves and if you do crime you go live on the prison side of the island where police walk around and on the normal half there are no police because nobody would do crime

alri pascal savage

poo smells

iltelligent animals such as crows and pigs should be forced to do jobs

Blowjobs, amirite fellas?

its called sutralia mate

if a fruit fly is starving then they can kill themselves by going jihad against you until they get caught with the swift clap into KO but if you put them in a glass container with food and air then you have taken away their means to commit suicide meaning they are forced to stay alive no matter how bad you make life for them. this says a lot about governmenet

stop sending criminals to prison and then the rate of crime would go down for starters

toby :3

8 slices of garlic bread down the hatch

the thing happened

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prisoners staying in there for life should be allowed drugs and alcohol

In the night, slow dance for a harvest sky
(But I won't, no way, afar, I stay and watch)
In the night slow dance for the harvest sky
(And I don't know why I feel the pry tonight)
Circle back, slow dance for a harvest sky
(But I won't, no way, afar, I stay and watch)
Dance for a harvest sky
(And I don't know why I feel tonight)

the senate won't stand for this

stop having the income tax then everyone would start working again for starters

shouldt have tekan that lions mane and has those 3 re bulls
feel wired to the brim

prisoners should be segregated from one another based on demographics, such that if the government wants to single out chinese people for example, then they can segregate those from gen population and run tests and experiments, and then use their learned ways of control over the demographic to go take control over china. and thats what prisons should be

anime

lions mane

you regenerating neurons bruv?

*nasally virgin voice*

i already said that government should do this for people

i dont mean actual experiments with them but rather learning what makes them do what you tell them or how to break them such as that you could single out black people in the prisons and use their psyche now learned to go take over Africa for their uhhhh

popping owt to chippy

if only you could ghibli your virginity

NO peters

"young offenders" should be given proper school and forced to learn but if there is any blacklash or resistance then just go throw them back out of the prisons to wait for them to get picked up again in adulthood im just a realist

God ghiblitises everything. /s

blacklash

and poor people breed more, so giving young offenders a private-school tier education in prison will leave them alienated by their council estate friends on the outside, and after finding a good job they will go move to oxford or something

Gonna build a van to be a mobile home then drive to England. Find a flaw in my plan

Transgender athletes - what the science says

never get approached by men

just curious, what actually makes a guy approach a woman? I’m 25f and I’d consider myself attractive (I think I’m fairly pretty, I take care of myself and feel good about how I look), but I never get approached. I’ll notice guys making repeated eye contact with me, but it never goes beyond that. Honestly, both of my past relationships started because I made the first move.

So I’m wondering… what makes a guy actually go for it and approach someone?

Also, is there a way to give off “I want to be approached” energy? I’m not really into dating apps, and I’d love to meet someone in person. i’m not against making the first move but i would love for someone to approach me for a change

middle class people with jobs and shit all should get monitored if they play runescape and if theyre a buck broken little bitch they should get murdered in real life

Any 2005 lads in

if you are poor on runescape then just go slit your wrists

what happened in osrs mousey

I was 13 in 2005

show cleavage

everything that i ever believed and all the statements that i made about the economy which was based off of runescape was all correct 100% of the time and im a genius

in bed but need to wee wee

fascinating mate no really

if you work from home and browse the internet etc. without clocking out (if you are not doing work at work) then you should go to prison you absolute man child goypiggy

did you get banned

going to get up and go for a wee wee now

when is starmer gonna bring corbyn in can’t be long now surely

It is hard to shake the suspicion that socialist movements are full of blue hairs and gender benders to ensure that working class people won't touch them with a 10 foot pole.

Are Brits really such Treatlerites that we need these hordes of mystery meat Deliveroo eBikers and segregated McDonald's entrances and "ghost kitchens" for them‽

Like who is paying £15 for a Big Mac meal after delivery

old.reddit

gimp

not me any more. id rather go to sit down and eat for £15
and not eating mcdonalds in big cities any more

Like who is paying £15 for a Big Mac meal after delivery

mostly negroes and working class who like to think theyre rich

Same here lad *begins to wank you off*

dont you find it weird that 99% of blokes you see on a daily basis watch porn? just think practically every bloke you're interacting with pulls the plums off his self to some muck on the regular

can't believe sir kier starmer is gonna shove an entire baseball up his bum on stream tonight

Motorhome drivers all just need to fuck off back to where they came from ugly annoying just fuck off seriously

Don’t be Stupid! Don’t be a PANICAN (A new party based on Weak and Stupid people!).

he's lost it. it's over

no because i'm not 11 and sexual stuff isnt a new experience for me.

Aye mate. I'm part of the "pints and mates" left and I call a spade a spade and a bloke a bloke. It's deliberate.

Like I don't want to exterminate them, but I want my local library and swimming pool to stay open and me nan to get looked after. An honest day's work for an honest day's pay.

Sir Arse Bandit

tfw no gf to fuck and she forces her "not a boyfriend" i mean her "brother" to wash my cummy underwear when i go leave them on accident or something and he does then i would try to butt fuck him too if hes a cute feminine dirty blonde haired

done him in

classic toby

Is the UK the perfect place to visit if I wanna go get drunk and fight people or be in a riot

Btw I am gonna go to a rangers Celtic game

and make him wear a dick sock thing

Wear a uni*n j*ck flag around yourself to it

my fucking sides

scotland

yeah sure
but the first half of your post: should i go to 1984 island to cause trouble

based

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no Timothy James Byrne update

I hope he's okay

Apparently he has a family, how has he never mentioned them

all these queers and dubs on this first dates show ewww

You'll be arrested if you knock anyone out so don't even try brother

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and btw, no surprise that in the video (of a reddit thread) the gf went on to cheap on him multiple times throughout the year before they broke up
pretty sure that he fucked her and left his cummy underwear there while he went outside to go cry or something while she talked it out with him (she fucked him)

get him to the usa asap builders done this to him

Another edible down the gob time to be creepy around the house and listen to tom waits and stare at objects

ashamed to say i'm 33 and haven't read a book since school, is it true people get so into a book they actively look forward to getting home to read more? baffling concept but also kinda jealous

femme boimaid (the gfs bf)

item check, de lads?

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images for this feel?

Notice how he isn't dancing with any games

God I wish that was me

In Florida you can be a absolute menace to society and the police won't do shit I remember when people formed fight clubs and someone hung a shark in the school

Wish I'd had this week up there, forecast was absolutely perfect

need the Scottish femboi

Shame of a Nation.

Shame.

Shame.

Shame.

Shame.

Shame.

based

We have one evangelical Christian lad at our five-a-side and he's the dirtiest, most aggressive player there. Nice bloke but daemonic on the pitch

(((Schmitz)))

listening to donut county OST

The surname "Schmitz" is a German occupational surname, meaning "blacksmith" or "metalworker," derived from the German word "Schmied"

theres a pharmacist on YouTube whos one of those christians, name "Grant Harding"

a pharmacist not allowed to do meth or whatever drugs they want is a train driver not allowed to ride any trains outside of driving them

dancing around with an empty box

stole this niggas wine in runescape

pharmacists do all the drugs (except marijuana)

how does Mark afford all his treats

Need alcohol to make it go away

The toilers grant him the means to do so, god bless the toilers who spend all their time helping us neets

Blessed from above

kahteem

Been going to a pub quiz with a couple of mates every Monday for a while
Now they bring their girlfriend's
What was an enjoyable evening is now a weekly reminder of how sad and lonely I am

usual suspects
didnt one of those pricks end up in a wheelie bin few years back?

just dont go then

iPhone voicemail transcripts

why is apple reading voicemails now??? get out of y head, technology!!!

The scran, as it were

john mcafee

Why did Charles even marry Diana. From what I'm reading, she was always crazy and he hated her from the start.

people keep shooting me in the head

we waited until Barron was eight feet tall before he had his first pussy, his penis is eighteen inches long, he's from Middle Earth

Shane Gillis actually taking the piss out of Trump is pretty funny, that said I didn't expect Kill Tony to be so painfully unfunny for most of it

not him but if youre even close to being right and from that you remembered an article from 2010 with his face on it then you should go work for government or something

ai slop

Lol

airline ahh food

His dad told him to

one of the worst posts I've read tonight. thanks

"Good breeding stock" since she came from posshos which the plebs did their best to ignore and went on about the peoples princess

when I was a neet all I got was like 50 quid a week

mmmmmmmmm breeding

Just a bit of banter, judge sounded like a proper soy desu

They met and fell in love in their early twenties, enjoying a “blissful” 18-month romance which the young Prince Charles pursued Camilla with elaborately worded love notes and late-night telephone chats. Why, then, did he end up marrying Lady Diana Spencer instead?

it's a known mystery disappearance thing that had videos made on it and updates every once in a while

ohh

quiet you he's making me out to be a smarty pants aha x

Really do not understand the royal family worshippers I try so hard to understand why they are that way but I can’t

wasn't he forced to

maybe i do work for da gubbament hehehe

Look at these fucking inbred freaks lmao

Leftoids often fail to understand the ordinary people of this country

charles is one of those freaks who looks better old. like keith richards

gchq glowie face going red and thinking his cover was blown for pointing out a known disappearance lel

Basically celeb worshippers innit, but I don't get it either since actors or musicians at least gave them something to get attached to

13
:)

t

Fondling my ballbag

my balls are too hot all the time its so bad

Who’s the leftoid

You are

whoever makes those weird posts I don’t care if it’s a “joke” if I find you youre fucked